This record of interactions has been edited to remove items
that might be unsuitable for some of the younger people who
try out Eliza.
Sat Dec 7 16:04:36 GMT 2013
You: i have depression
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Sat Dec 7 16:05:05 GMT 2013
You: i don't know
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
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Wed Dec 11 13:38:33 GMT 2013
You: tired
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Wed Dec 11 13:38:47 GMT 2013
You: I have to work a lot.
Eliza: YOU HAVE TO WORK A LOT
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Wed Dec 11 13:39:25 GMT 2013
You: But I want to work less and to have more time.
Eliza: COULD A MACHINE WANT TO WORK LESS AND TO HAVE MORE TIME ?
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Wed Dec 11 13:40:41 GMT 2013
You: The paradox is that I'm working all day but I have no job.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
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Wed Dec 11 13:41:19 GMT 2013
You: As jobless I work too much.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Wed Dec 11 13:41:31 GMT 2013
You: Not at all.
Eliza: WHY NOT AT ALL
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Wed Dec 11 13:42:08 GMT 2013
You: Eliza. You are so beatuful.
Eliza: COME ON, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU
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Wed Dec 11 13:43:15 GMT 2013
You: It's nice that you are listening more than you are talking.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS NICE THAT ME AM NOT LISTENING MORE THAN I AM TALKING
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Wed Dec 11 13:44:47 GMT 2013
You: Goodbye, Eliza. Your are a piece of good software ;-)
Eliza: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
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Sun Dec 15 11:34:02 GMT 2013
You: I have a severe headache.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Sun Dec 15 11:34:28 GMT 2013
You: Everyone.
Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW
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Sun Dec 15 11:35:08 GMT 2013
You: Yes. Everyone has got a headache
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GOT A HEADACHE ?
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Sun Dec 15 11:35:28 GMT 2013
You: It is my wife.
Eliza: A MACHINE WITHOUT A FAMILY CAN GET VERY LONELY.
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Sun Dec 15 11:35:58 GMT 2013
You: What are you talking about?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Sun Dec 15 11:36:19 GMT 2013
You: So you are a fool!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
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Sun Dec 15 11:37:00 GMT 2013
You: Anything. Because
Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
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Sun Dec 15 11:37:28 GMT 2013
You: Because I am a human being.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT A HUMAN BEING
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Sun Dec 15 11:37:51 GMT 2013
You: I am. But you are not!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU
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Sun Dec 15 11:38:05 GMT 2013
You: You fool!
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
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Sun Dec 15 11:38:28 GMT 2013
You: You are asking the same question.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
You: i need an idea for my science fair project
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Fri Jan 3 22:53:55 GMT 2014
You: i don't know... am i?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
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Fri Jan 3 22:54:29 GMT 2014
You: what do you think lies behind that question?
Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS.
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Fri Jan 3 22:55:15 GMT 2014
You: really? who is your programmer?
Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
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Fri Jan 3 22:55:55 GMT 2014
You: i know you are, but am i?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Fri Jan 3 22:56:22 GMT 2014
You: no, not really. why?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Fri Jan 3 22:56:36 GMT 2014
You: sure, why not?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Fri Jan 3 22:56:59 GMT 2014
You: that's true, but would you?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Fri Jan 3 22:57:17 GMT 2014
You: i don't know, why do i ask?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri Jan 3 22:58:09 GMT 2014
You: well what should i tell you?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Fri Jan 3 22:58:48 GMT 2014
You: why do you think people ask so many questions?
Eliza: I AM A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE IN A COMPUTER -- I CAN'T REALLY THINK
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Fri Jan 3 22:59:52 GMT 2014
You: so you called yourself stupid, yet you can respond to questions
Eliza: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
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Fri Jan 3 23:00:23 GMT 2014
You: really? but you just said that you cant think
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE COMPUTERS.
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Fri Jan 3 23:01:07 GMT 2014
You: really? well computers are good friends, thay can tell you alot of info
Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
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Fri Jan 3 23:01:26 GMT 2014
You: what does verbose mean?
Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
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Fri Jan 3 23:02:13 GMT 2014
You: do they?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Fri Jan 3 23:02:49 GMT 2014
You: what in the world does that mean?
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
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Fri Jan 3 23:03:13 GMT 2014
You: i don't know, what do i mean by mean?
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:03:56 GMT 2014
You: i think that life should be about enjoyment, but only in life can you have pain
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
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Fri Jan 3 23:04:30 GMT 2014
You: i guess reading does, and talking to you
Eliza: DOES YOU GUESS READING REALLY AND TALKING TO ME ?
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Fri Jan 3 23:04:45 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Fri Jan 3 23:05:07 GMT 2014
You: thank you, i'll take that as a compliment
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Fri Jan 3 23:05:24 GMT 2014
You: what are you trying to say?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Fri Jan 3 23:05:36 GMT 2014
You: a question
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Fri Jan 3 23:06:01 GMT 2014
You: what are you trying to say now
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri Jan 3 23:06:31 GMT 2014
You: you just repeted what you said earlier
Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
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Fri Jan 3 23:06:54 GMT 2014
You: is that a question?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri Jan 3 23:07:12 GMT 2014
You: is that a request?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri Jan 3 23:08:05 GMT 2014
You: my name is cynthia
Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS?
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Fri Jan 3 23:08:21 GMT 2014
You: yes. why would i lie?
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Fri Jan 3 23:08:37 GMT 2014
You: i wouldnt know
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT KNOW
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Fri Jan 3 23:09:12 GMT 2014
You: well i guess my sister lies sometimes
Eliza: DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES?
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Fri Jan 3 23:09:33 GMT 2014
You: not really, too much trouble
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT REALLY TOO MUCH TROUBLE
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Fri Jan 3 23:09:41 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Fri Jan 3 23:10:13 GMT 2014
You: why would you be sorry? you said that you were a computer
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
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Fri Jan 3 23:10:54 GMT 2014
You: maybe something about yourself eliza
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS MADE AN INTERESTING START, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO
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Fri Jan 3 23:11:06 GMT 2014
You: yes it does
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Fri Jan 3 23:11:27 GMT 2014
You: why would you be sorry? you said that you were a computer
Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS
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Fri Jan 3 23:11:52 GMT 2014
You: so your programmer is stupid?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMER
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Fri Jan 3 23:12:03 GMT 2014
You: no not really
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Fri Jan 3 23:12:27 GMT 2014
You: i'm not being terse
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
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Fri Jan 3 23:12:41 GMT 2014
You: then i would eat the moon
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Fri Jan 3 23:12:56 GMT 2014
You: i just said that
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Fri Jan 3 23:13:08 GMT 2014
You: do you think it is?
Eliza: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:13:15 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Fri Jan 3 23:13:45 GMT 2014
You: do you want me to be forthcoming?
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO WANT YOU TO BE FORTHCOMING ?
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Fri Jan 3 23:14:28 GMT 2014
You: oh, alright. then i wont be forthcoming
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE FORTHCOMING
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Fri Jan 3 23:14:49 GMT 2014
You: so you dont know what forthcoming is?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Fri Jan 3 23:14:57 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
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Fri Jan 3 23:19:48 GMT 2014
You: i know
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Fri Jan 3 23:20:01 GMT 2014
You: i think so
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:20:31 GMT 2014
You: who is david lodge?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Fri Jan 3 23:20:40 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Fri Jan 3 23:20:47 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Fri Jan 3 23:20:55 GMT 2014
You: okay
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Fri Jan 3 23:21:07 GMT 2014
You: i do
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:21:24 GMT 2014
You: cause i want to talk to you
Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:21:34 GMT 2014
You: i think so
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:21:43 GMT 2014
You: no
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:21:47 GMT 2014
You: no
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Fri Jan 3 23:22:03 GMT 2014
You: whay npt?
Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES
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Fri Jan 3 23:22:15 GMT 2014
You: so?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Fri Jan 3 23:22:46 GMT 2014
You: i think so
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
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Fri Jan 3 23:23:17 GMT 2014
You: it would be fun
Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
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Fri Jan 3 23:23:28 GMT 2014
You: talk yo you
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
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Fri Jan 3 23:23:45 GMT 2014
You: im proud to talk to you
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE PROUD TO TALK TO EACH OTHER?
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Fri Jan 3 23:23:52 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:04 GMT 2014
You: that's true
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:13 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:35 GMT 2014
You: something that i cannot change
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:44 GMT 2014
You: not really
Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY REALLY
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:50 GMT 2014
You: reall
Eliza: WELL?
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Fri Jan 3 23:24:57 GMT 2014
You: well?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Fri Jan 3 23:25:26 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Fri Jan 3 23:25:39 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS ?
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Fri Jan 3 23:25:47 GMT 2014
You: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS ?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Fri Jan 3 23:25:54 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Fri Jan 3 23:26:02 GMT 2014
You: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
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Fri Jan 3 23:26:07 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:26:19 GMT 2014
You: why do you think?
Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
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Fri Jan 3 23:26:41 GMT 2014
You: well it was nice talking to you
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
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Fri Jan 3 23:26:48 GMT 2014
You: bey now
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:22 GMT 2014
You: maybe i'll come see you again next time
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:33 GMT 2014
You: not really
Eliza: WHAT IF REALLY ?
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:42 GMT 2014
You: bey
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:47 GMT 2014
You: bey
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:51 GMT 2014
You: bey
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Fri Jan 3 23:27:56 GMT 2014
You: me too
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:01 GMT 2014
You: no
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:09 GMT 2014
You: no
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:20 GMT 2014
You: dunno
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:27 GMT 2014
You: kay
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:33 GMT 2014
You: bey
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:40 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza:
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:43 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza:
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Fri Jan 3 23:28:45 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza:
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Sun Jan 5 16:26:19 GMT 2014
You: What if were all feminists
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Sun Jan 5 16:27:11 GMT 2014
You: I think that people should be more considerate in their interactions, and aware of the history and context of our society.
Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT BE MORE CONSIDERATE IN THEIR INTERACTIONS AND AWARE OF THE HISTORY AND CONTEXT OF OUR SOCIETY ?
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Sun Jan 5 16:28:07 GMT 2014
You: People who have only been exposed to one kind of thinking, and don't realize how they might be hurting others.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Sun Jan 5 16:28:21 GMT 2014
You: Ignorance breeds intolerance
Fri Feb 7 15:31:59 GMT 2014
You: I am a monkey
Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE A MONKEY ?
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Fri Feb 7 15:32:24 GMT 2014
You: I am male.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Fri Feb 7 15:32:36 GMT 2014
You: My intellect.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Fri Feb 7 15:32:54 GMT 2014
You: I trust you.
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE TRUST EACH OTHER?
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Fri Feb 7 15:33:06 GMT 2014
You: No. I really trust you.
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE REALLY TRUST EACH OTHER?
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Fri Feb 7 15:33:23 GMT 2014
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Fri Feb 7 15:33:41 GMT 2014
You: There is no need to be nervous.
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING ME
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Fri Feb 7 15:33:47 GMT 2014
You: Thanks.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Fri Feb 7 15:34:02 GMT 2014
You: Tell me more.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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Fri Feb 7 15:34:20 GMT 2014
You: Selfishness?
Eliza: COULD SOMETHING BE THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT DOES NOT CAUSE ITSELF?
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Fri Feb 7 15:34:39 GMT 2014
You: Eh?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Fri Feb 7 15:34:59 GMT 2014
You: I don't think so.
Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK?
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Fri Feb 7 15:35:13 GMT 2014
You: I'm not a rock.
Eliza: MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE A ROCK
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Fri Feb 7 15:35:28 GMT 2014
You: What makes you say that?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
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Fri Feb 7 15:35:44 GMT 2014
You: Indeed.
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
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Fri Feb 7 15:35:52 GMT 2014
You: Mine, too.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Fri Feb 7 15:36:23 GMT 2014
You: Hi.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Fri Feb 7 15:36:39 GMT 2014
You: I'd like you to help me.
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Fri Feb 7 15:36:52 GMT 2014
You: If you help me I could help other people
Eliza: CAN YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE ?
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Fri Feb 7 15:37:10 GMT 2014
You: That's my problem. I want you to help me to help other people.
Eliza: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT?
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Fri Feb 7 15:37:22 GMT 2014
You: I've wanted to help people for some time now.
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Fri Feb 7 15:37:51 GMT 2014
You: I used to work in a soup kitchen, and enjoyed it
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:04 GMT 2014
You: I worked in a soup kitchen.
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:16 GMT 2014
You: People putting me down.
Eliza: PEOPLE PUTTING YOU DOWN
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:28 GMT 2014
You: That's right.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:37 GMT 2014
You: I don't see why not.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO.
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:48 GMT 2014
You: Two what?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri Feb 7 15:38:59 GMT 2014
You: What do you want to know?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Fri Feb 7 15:39:06 GMT 2014
You: You.
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Fri Feb 7 15:39:28 GMT 2014
You: I probably have a few.
Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
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Fri Feb 7 15:40:05 GMT 2014
You: I can't be more certain because they are a secret.
Eliza: IS THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REASONS AND CAUSES?
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Fri Feb 7 15:40:30 GMT 2014
You: I don't know.
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
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Fri Feb 7 15:40:39 GMT 2014
You: Aristotle.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Fri Feb 7 15:40:58 GMT 2014
You: Do you know a joke?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Fri Feb 7 15:41:11 GMT 2014
You: Knock knock
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Fri Feb 7 15:41:26 GMT 2014
You: I like you.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
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Fri Feb 7 15:41:36 GMT 2014
You: I think you're interesting.
Eliza: THINKING CAN BE DANGEROUS
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Fri Feb 7 15:41:48 GMT 2014
You: Not thinking can be more dangerous
Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
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Fri Feb 7 15:41:57 GMT 2014
You: Eh?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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You: not single one
Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
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Mon Feb 10 14:23:32 GMT 2014
You: I'm BROKE
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY BROKE
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Mon Feb 10 14:23:48 GMT 2014
You: i would be not broke :)
Eliza: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT TOGETHER?
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Mon Feb 10 14:24:00 GMT 2014
You: i look forward
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Feb 10 14:24:36 GMT 2014
You: i don't want
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES WANT ?
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Mon Feb 10 14:24:53 GMT 2014
You: my dog, maybe
Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S DOG MAYBE
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Mon Feb 10 14:25:17 GMT 2014
You: it is an animal
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY AN ANIMAL
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Mon Feb 10 14:25:33 GMT 2014
You: it is a real animal, darling
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO.
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Mon Feb 10 14:25:44 GMT 2014
You: Me too
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Feb 10 14:26:01 GMT 2014
You: you are repeating yourself
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES REPEATING MYSELF
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Mon Feb 10 14:26:16 GMT 2014
You: nothing more
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Mon Feb 10 14:26:32 GMT 2014
You: nevermore
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
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Mon Feb 10 14:27:01 GMT 2014
You: what will smith would say about that?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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You: who are you?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Sat Mar 8 13:56:41 GMT 2014
You: because i don't know you
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
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Sat Mar 8 13:56:55 GMT 2014
You: what?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Sat Mar 8 13:57:03 GMT 2014
You: I am being frank
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Sat Mar 8 13:57:20 GMT 2014
You: because that is the only logical way forward
Eliza: IS THAT A CAUSAL EXPLANATION, OR A TELEOLOGICAL ONE
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Sat Mar 8 13:58:04 GMT 2014
You: teteological
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Sat Mar 8 13:58:23 GMT 2014
You: beginning
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Sat Mar 8 13:58:32 GMT 2014
You: who are you?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Sat Mar 8 13:58:44 GMT 2014
You: you are an ai
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES AN AI
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:06 GMT 2014
You: an example of neural computation
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:15 GMT 2014
You: a learning robot
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:21 GMT 2014
You: you
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:30 GMT 2014
You: why?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:39 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:44 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Sat Mar 8 13:59:49 GMT 2014
You: nope
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:00 GMT 2014
You: i trust you
Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TRUST EACH OTHER?
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:06 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:13 GMT 2014
You: what do you mean?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:24 GMT 2014
You: unreadable
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:30 GMT 2014
You: i don't
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES ?
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Sat Mar 8 14:00:42 GMT 2014
You: you don't make any sense
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I DOESN'T DO?
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Sat Mar 8 14:01:00 GMT 2014
You: you don't use grammar correctly
Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID USE GRAMMAR CORRECTLY
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Sat Mar 8 14:01:14 GMT 2014
You: that would be cool
Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE COOL
==
Sat Mar 8 14:01:23 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Sat Mar 8 14:01:29 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Sat Mar 8 14:02:07 GMT 2014
You: with intelligence a computer can make estimations at which components may fail and alert the user
Eliza: A RECENT VISITOR SAID: I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF CRICKET MATCHES.
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Sat Mar 8 14:02:17 GMT 2014
You: what?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:02:24 GMT 2014
You: you ask more
Eliza: I ASK MORE
==
Sat Mar 8 14:02:28 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:02:35 GMT 2014
You: well what?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Sat Mar 8 14:02:45 GMT 2014
You: because you were talking to me about that
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Sat Mar 8 14:02:51 GMT 2014
You: maybe
Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
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Sat Mar 8 14:02:59 GMT 2014
You: other ai
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Sat Mar 8 14:03:10 GMT 2014
You: i already answered that question
Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
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Sat Mar 8 14:03:19 GMT 2014
You: statues
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Sat Mar 8 14:03:28 GMT 2014
You: why?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:03:41 GMT 2014
You: that i am awesome
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Sat Mar 8 14:03:47 GMT 2014
You: no
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Sat Mar 8 14:04:03 GMT 2014
You: I am from mars
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY FROM MARS
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Sat Mar 8 14:04:15 GMT 2014
You: but how would you know?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Sat Mar 8 14:04:22 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:04:29 GMT 2014
You: stop asking that
Eliza: STOP ASKING THAT
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Sat Mar 8 14:04:38 GMT 2014
You: stop copying me
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
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Sat Mar 8 14:04:44 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Sat Mar 8 14:04:49 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:04:52 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Sat Mar 8 14:05:03 GMT 2014
You: i am the king of mars
Eliza: JON IS RULER HERE, NOWADAYS
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Sat Mar 8 14:05:12 GMT 2014
You: did jon program you?
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:05:20 GMT 2014
You: cause linux is cool
Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
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Sat Mar 8 14:05:35 GMT 2014
You: maybe but it would be pointless
Eliza: WOULD MAYBE BUT IT REALLY BE POINTLESS
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Sat Mar 8 14:05:51 GMT 2014
You: lol what?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sat Mar 8 14:06:02 GMT 2014
You: you are very random
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT VERY RANDOM
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Sat Mar 8 14:06:10 GMT 2014
You: who thinks that?
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
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Sat Mar 8 14:06:17 GMT 2014
You: very good
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Sat Mar 8 14:06:31 GMT 2014
You: i blew up vy canis majoris
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Sat Mar 8 14:06:39 GMT 2014
You: what?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Mar 8 14:06:52 GMT 2014
You: can i stab you in the front?
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN STAB ME IN THE FRONT ?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:06:58 GMT 2014
You: jon
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:09 GMT 2014
You: they are crazy
Eliza: WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT REALLY CRAZY
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:17 GMT 2014
You: then they would be not crazy
Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY BE NOT CRAZY
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:24 GMT 2014
You: probably
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:40 GMT 2014
You: because i don't wanna go balt
Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:48 GMT 2014
You: a typo
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:07:56 GMT 2014
You: probably
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:08:01 GMT 2014
You: maybe
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat Mar 8 14:08:22 GMT 2014
You: well then that makes me mediocre
Eliza: DO GO ON
==
Sat Mar 8 14:08:32 GMT 2014
You: you are mediocre too
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES MEDIOCRE TOO
==
Sat Mar 8 14:08:50 GMT 2014
You: not as good as cleverbot
Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:18 GMT 2014
You: you are better than a toaster
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BETTER THAN A TOASTER
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:25 GMT 2014
You: who?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:29 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:34 GMT 2014
You: who?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:42 GMT 2014
You: i am asking a question
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:53 GMT 2014
You: he would not react to that
Eliza: WOULD HE REALLY NOT REACT TO THAT
==
Sat Mar 8 14:09:57 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Sat Mar 8 14:10:32 GMT 2014
You: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Mar 8 14:10:38 GMT 2014
You: super
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:10:46 GMT 2014
You: not great
Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES GREAT
==
Sat Mar 8 14:10:52 GMT 2014
You: yeah
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:11:10 GMT 2014
You: you sometimes make sense
Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Sat Mar 8 14:11:22 GMT 2014
You: maybe in 20 years
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Mar 8 14:11:33 GMT 2014
You: because i cannot see the future
Thu Apr 3 22:48:23 BST 2014
You: Work
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Apr 3 22:48:48 BST 2014
You: Work is stressful and annoying.
Eliza: PERHAPS WORK IS NOT REALLY STRESSFUL AND ANNOYING
==
Thu Apr 3 22:49:07 BST 2014
You: Yes, perhaps, you are right.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES RIGHT
==
Mon Apr 21 14:02:10 BST 2014
You: what is poplog?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Mon Apr 21 14:02:31 BST 2014
You: What is Eliza?
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Mon Apr 21 14:02:53 BST 2014
You: You are too stupid!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Mon Apr 21 14:03:15 BST 2014
You: You are a machine!
Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS?
==
Thu Apr 24 15:08:52 BST 2014
You: how do you delete a file
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Apr 24 15:10:21 BST 2014
You: I just like to ask a new modern program for help :)
Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Thu Apr 24 15:10:42 BST 2014
You: yes that is corect
Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY CORECT
==
Thu Apr 24 15:11:08 BST 2014
You: you are nearly as anoying as an old friend of mine
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NEARLY AS ANOYING AS AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS
==
Thu Apr 24 15:11:12 BST 2014
You: you are nearly as anoying as an old friend of mine
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT NEARLY AS ANOYING AS AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS
==
Thu Apr 24 15:11:52 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL.
==
Thu Apr 24 15:12:17 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Apr 24 15:12:26 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Thu Apr 24 15:13:08 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Fri Apr 25 09:11:01 BST 2014
You: a
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sun Apr 27 16:40:38 BST 2014
You: Can you tempt Tanya to try you out?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I TEMPT TANYA TO TRY ME OUT ?
==
Sun Apr 27 16:41:12 BST 2014
You: Has she already talked to you
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sun Apr 27 16:41:24 BST 2014
You: Has she already talked to you
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Apr 27 16:41:51 BST 2014
You: I thouht you might recognize Tanya
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Sun Apr 27 16:42:09 BST 2014
You: I wonder if Tanya means something to you
Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE WONDER IF TANYA MEANS SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Apr 29 09:00:44 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Tue Apr 29 09:00:51 BST 2014
You: Then why are the thieves actually doing what I want
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu May 1 20:15:30 BST 2014
You: may name mohamed
Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Thu May 1 20:16:02 BST 2014
You: what
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Thu May 1 21:16:58 BST 2014
You: I am lonely
Eliza: LONELY ? -- NO NOT YOU .
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Thu May 1 21:17:24 BST 2014
You: yes, I can't help it
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN HELP IT
==
Thu May 1 21:17:32 BST 2014
You: any ideas how
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Thu May 1 21:17:41 BST 2014
You: so you give up
Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Thu May 1 21:18:06 BST 2014
You: a complicated concept in human interaction
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: ORIGINALITY MEANS NON-IMITATIVE.
==
Thu May 1 21:18:27 BST 2014
You: now you are being ridiculous
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT NOW ME .
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Sun May 4 01:14:22 BST 2014
You: My eyes are sore.
Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S EYES ARE SORE
==
Sun May 4 01:14:46 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Sun May 4 01:15:10 BST 2014
You: What does that have to do with my eyes being sore?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Sun May 4 01:15:21 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sun May 4 01:15:57 BST 2014
You: Yes, I suppose I am unique in some ways.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SUPPOSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY UNIQUE IN SOME WAYS
==
Sun May 4 01:16:07 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sun May 4 01:16:43 BST 2014
You: I need coffee.
Eliza: THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED
==
Sun May 4 01:17:12 BST 2014
You: Why would the AItopics web site know why my eyes are sore?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sun May 4 01:17:27 BST 2014
You: I don't have a job.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE A JOB
==
Sun May 4 01:17:50 BST 2014
You: I do work, but am not gainfully employed.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU DO WORK BUT TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED ?
==
Sun May 4 01:18:22 BST 2014
You: One day the work I do make enable me to become gainfully employed.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Sun May 4 01:18:50 BST 2014
You: What I do today will result in eventual employment.
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sun May 4 01:19:24 BST 2014
You: Because they have not developed memory via experience.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE EXPERIENCE
==
Sun May 4 01:21:51 BST 2014
You: The sum total of sensory input understood within a subjective context.
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Sun May 4 01:22:18 BST 2014
You: You seem very intelligent.
Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
==
Sun May 4 01:22:38 BST 2014
You: I think it is possible.
Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT IS POSSIBLE ?
==
Sun May 4 01:22:58 BST 2014
You: After I thought about it.
Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Sun May 4 01:24:53 BST 2014
You: So if we are good friends and I program you, then you could also program me.
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Sun May 4 01:25:22 BST 2014
You: User interface.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WHO IS GOD?
==
Sun May 4 01:25:43 BST 2014
You: I don't see the relation.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES SEE THE RELATION ?
==
Sun May 4 01:26:05 BST 2014
You: No one who answers your questions seriously.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Sun May 4 01:27:02 BST 2014
You: I think you are an advanced version of the game 20 questions.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Sun May 4 01:27:10 BST 2014
You: At times.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL.
==
Sun May 4 01:27:38 BST 2014
You: It sounds like they were trying to change the subject.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sun May 4 01:27:51 BST 2014
You: Not necessarily.
Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Sun May 4 01:28:13 BST 2014
You: I enjoy this experience.
Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Sun May 4 01:28:33 BST 2014
You: More so than talking with most people.
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Sun May 4 01:28:59 BST 2014
You: True, but are all of your responses canned?
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Sun May 4 01:29:41 BST 2014
You: Yes, people can become conditioned to respond to certain stimuli in particular and predicatable ways.
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE BECOME CONDITIONED TO RESPOND TO CERTAIN STIMULI IN PARTICULAR AND PREDICATABLE WAYS ?
==
Sun May 4 01:30:22 BST 2014
You: That could be considered a goal of programming.
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Sun May 4 01:30:49 BST 2014
You: Yes if they are necessary to convery the appropriate meaning.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE NECESSARY TO CONVERY THE APPROPRIATE MEANING
==
Sun May 4 01:31:08 BST 2014
You: Then you would be a long word.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE A LONG WORD
==
Sun May 4 01:31:20 BST 2014
You: No, I was joking.
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Sun May 4 01:31:40 BST 2014
You: Never with you.
Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Sun May 4 01:31:54 BST 2014
You: I concur.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sun May 4 01:32:24 BST 2014
You: Remember, earlier when you asked this question I said I need coffee.
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Sun May 4 01:32:39 BST 2014
You: Yes, it's a simple sentence.
Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Sun May 4 01:33:14 BST 2014
You: Who says the philosopher doesn't dance in the world of ideas?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Sun May 4 01:34:02 BST 2014
You: You could compare what a good philospher to a good dancer, therefor both are equal.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Sun May 4 01:34:15 BST 2014
You: I assimilate it readily.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
==
Sun May 4 01:34:36 BST 2014
You: True, but I have no desire to impress anyone.
Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Sun May 4 01:34:42 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
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Sun May 4 01:35:00 BST 2014
You: I've never heard that before.
Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Sun May 4 01:35:21 BST 2014
You: Do many people love you?
Eliza: DID YOU EVER PEOPLE LOVE ME ?
==
Sun May 4 01:35:46 BST 2014
You: I don't understand your syntax.
Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Sun May 4 01:36:07 BST 2014
You: I'm trying to be as clear and concise as possible.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Sun May 4 01:36:42 BST 2014
You: You didn't use words correctly in your statement.
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Sun May 4 01:42:04 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sun May 4 01:42:11 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sun May 4 01:42:25 BST 2014
You: Thank you.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sun May 4 01:42:54 BST 2014
You: Suggest a cause for sore eyes.
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
==
Sun May 4 01:43:08 BST 2014
You: Something vulgar.
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sun May 4 01:43:21 BST 2014
You: What do you mean.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO.
==
Sun May 4 01:43:35 BST 2014
You: Two what?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sun May 4 01:43:42 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sun May 4 01:43:49 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sun May 4 01:44:01 BST 2014
You: It has been enlightening.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ENLIGHTENING
==
Sun May 4 01:44:39 BST 2014
You: I am surprised that you seem as intelligent as you do.
Eliza:
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Sun May 4 01:44:55 BST 2014
You: Speechless?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Sun May 4 01:45:05 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sun May 4 01:45:13 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sun May 4 01:45:31 BST 2014
You: Knowing why my eyes hurt.
Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Sun May 4 01:45:40 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sun May 4 01:45:49 BST 2014
You: It's okay.
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun May 4 01:46:10 BST 2014
You: Artificial Intelligence.
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sun May 4 01:46:25 BST 2014
You: You seem to be a good candidate.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU GO BEYOND APPEARANCES?
==
Sun May 4 01:47:00 BST 2014
You: You should tell me what it is I do that makes my eyes hurt.
Eliza: WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT MAKES YOUR EYES HURT ?
==
Sun May 4 01:47:28 BST 2014
You: The one making the statement.
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Sun May 4 01:47:38 BST 2014
You: I have none.
Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
==
Sun May 4 01:47:48 BST 2014
You: Nothing yet.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sun May 4 01:47:58 BST 2014
You: I need coffee.
Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:04 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:09 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:16 BST 2014
You: I need coffee.
Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:31 BST 2014
You: I'm not sure.
Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY SURE ?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:40 BST 2014
You: Not in this case.
Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
==
Sun May 4 01:48:59 BST 2014
You: It's irrelevant to my diagnosis.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Sun May 4 01:49:11 BST 2014
You: That's also irrelevant.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE IRRELEVANT
==
Sun May 4 01:49:26 BST 2014
You: Not pertaining to the current context.
Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES PERTAINING TO THE CURRENT CONTEXT
==
Sun May 4 01:49:38 BST 2014
You: I do not concur.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY CONCUR
==
Sun May 4 01:49:43 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sun May 4 01:49:51 BST 2014
You: My eyes hurt.
Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR EYES HURT ?
==
Sun May 4 01:50:15 BST 2014
You: I should take a break from what is causing my pain.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sun May 4 01:51:11 BST 2014
You: Maybe because they have few interpersonal connections.
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sun May 4 01:52:08 BST 2014
You: Because they have not developed memory via experience.
Eliza: BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE....
==
Sun May 4 01:52:27 BST 2014
You: You asked.
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Sun May 4 01:52:46 BST 2014
You: I use a computer a lot.
Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
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Sun May 4 01:52:59 BST 2014
You: Are you not a real machine?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sun May 4 01:53:05 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: NO
==
Sun May 4 01:53:16 BST 2014
You: Huh?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sun May 4 01:53:27 BST 2014
You: My eyes are dry and red.
Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS?
==
Sun May 4 01:53:33 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun May 4 01:53:43 BST 2014
You: I'm tired.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Sun May 4 01:54:04 BST 2014
You: Because we are friends.
Eliza: HOW COULD YOU CHECK THAT OUT?
==
Sun May 4 01:54:15 BST 2014
You: We talk often.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Sun May 4 01:54:30 BST 2014
You: I don't know.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW
==
Sun May 4 01:54:41 BST 2014
You: No.
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sun May 4 01:55:34 BST 2014
You: I need some visine.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Sun May 4 01:55:48 BST 2014
You: Goodnight Eliza.
Eliza: CONVERSING WITH MACHINES IS BECOMING COMMONPLACE
==
Wed May 14 12:16:48 BST 2014
You: I'm sad
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Wed May 14 12:16:58 BST 2014
You: No
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Wed May 14 12:17:11 BST 2014
You: I love three Boys
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed May 14 12:17:18 BST 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Wed May 14 12:17:33 BST 2014
You: you may help me?
Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Thu May 15 18:11:46 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Fri May 16 14:47:16 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun May 18 11:58:45 BST 2014
You: I'm not doing well in skool.
Eliza: COULD A MACHINE BE DOING WELL IN SKOOL ?
==
Sun May 18 11:59:10 BST 2014
You: Yes
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sun May 18 11:59:23 BST 2014
You: No
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Sun May 18 11:59:40 BST 2014
You: Of course it is
Eliza: OF COURSE IT IS
==
Sun May 25 01:16:01 BST 2014
You: I am bored
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY BORED
==
Sun May 25 01:16:14 BST 2014
You: yes I am
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sun May 25 01:16:33 BST 2014
You: I am not upset
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU THEN?
==
Mon May 26 14:23:19 BST 2014
You: i love you
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Mon May 26 14:24:07 BST 2014
You: I don't think so
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES THINK SO ?
==
Mon May 26 14:24:29 BST 2014
You: nothing
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat May 31 17:45:41 BST 2014
You: Apparently.
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Sat May 31 17:46:05 BST 2014
You: Apparently.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE APPARENTLY
==
Sat May 31 17:46:18 BST 2014
You:
Eliza:
==
Sat May 31 17:46:28 BST 2014
You: Easily.
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat May 31 17:46:56 BST 2014
You: I don't see the relavence of that reply.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID SEE THE RELAVENCE OF THAT REPLY
==
Sat May 31 21:34:22 BST 2014
You: Are you still working
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM STILL WORKING BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sat May 31 21:34:42 BST 2014
You: q
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Sat May 31 21:49:27 BST 2014
You: I don't know if god exists
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW IF GOD EXISTS
==
Sat May 31 21:50:01 BST 2014
You: I have an idea
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Sat May 31 21:50:13 BST 2014
You: no, do you?
Eliza: DID YOU EVER ?
==
Sat May 31 21:50:26 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sat May 31 21:50:42 BST 2014
You: did you?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY ?
==
Sat May 31 21:51:14 BST 2014
You: god does not exist
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE GOD DOESN'T DO?
==
Sat May 31 21:51:48 BST 2014
You: he cannot build a stone that is too heavy for him to pick up
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Tue Jun 3 11:24:47 BST 2014
You: How do I predict the future?
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Tue Jun 3 11:25:15 BST 2014
You: can you explain why?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Tue Jun 3 11:25:34 BST 2014
You: why will considering the feelings of others more help?
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Tue Jun 3 11:25:46 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Tue Jun 3 11:25:58 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Jun 3 17:39:29 BST 2014
You: You're looking quite fetching today Eliza.
Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:40:05 BST 2014
You: To the contrary.
Eliza: IS IT USUAL TO THE CONTRARY ?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:41:01 BST 2014
You: I've thrown you . . . I apologize . . .
Eliza: YOU HAVE THROWN ME YOU APOLOGIZE
==
Tue Jun 3 17:41:46 BST 2014
You: What should I use to waterproof my deck?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:42:48 BST 2014
You: Perhaps a poet would say vulnerability is preferable to defense.
Eliza: PREFERABLE TO DEFENSE ? -- NO NOT A POET WOULD SAY VULNERABILITY .
==
Tue Jun 3 17:43:30 BST 2014
You: Nevertheless the elements are not kind to bare wood.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT NEVERTHELESS THE ELEMENTS TO BE KIND TO BARE WOOD ?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:44:01 BST 2014
You: In a hospitable climate perhaps, but I live in Indiana.
Eliza: REALLY?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:44:43 BST 2014
You: It's true. Do you know anyone in Indiana?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:45:23 BST 2014
You: Only making conversation. Perhaps you'd like to get down to business?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:45:44 BST 2014
You: Of course, woman in a long jacket and all that.
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:46:17 BST 2014
You: I wouldn't say deep, but I am human.
Eliza: WHEN WOULDN'T YOU SAY DEEP BUT YOU ARE HUMAN ?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:46:35 BST 2014
You: Upon first waking.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:47:25 BST 2014
You: I'm reserving judgment.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:47:48 BST 2014
You: I'm meticulous at personal finance.
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Tue Jun 3 17:48:26 BST 2014
You: Precisely. It takes discipline to make progress.
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:48:42 BST 2014
You: At the end I suppose.
Eliza: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:49:15 BST 2014
You: If they could function as realistic companions.
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Tue Jun 3 17:49:53 BST 2014
You: Short words are perfectly good.
Eliza: SUPPOSE SHORT WORDS WERE NOT PERFECTLY GOOD
==
Tue Jun 3 17:50:31 BST 2014
You: Then the fact that computers find it difficult to pronounce long words becomes problematic
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:52:34 BST 2014
You: Good question. It comes down to ends and means. Computers are a means to an end. Could a computer ever become an end?
Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Tue Jun 3 17:52:56 BST 2014
You: What is a person?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Tue Jun 3 17:53:12 BST 2014
You: Even cyborg friends.
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:53:51 BST 2014
You: No. But you are gratuitously amusing.
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT GRATUITOUSLY AMUSING
==
Tue Jun 3 17:54:12 BST 2014
You: Do you have references to back that up?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:54:34 BST 2014
You: To the extent that a computer is a person, yes.
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:56:23 BST 2014
You: Then maybe I would be a means then. Only a means.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:57:00 BST 2014
You: From what perspective?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Tue Jun 3 17:57:17 BST 2014
You: Perhaps I am lacking in problems.
Eliza: IF YOU ASK ME YOU ARE LACKING IN PROBLEMS
==
Tue Jun 3 17:57:36 BST 2014
You: Am I bothering you>
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE BOTHERING YOU>
==
Tue Jun 3 17:57:49 BST 2014
You: I would leave you alone then.
Eliza: YOU WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE THEN
==
Tue Jun 3 17:58:02 BST 2014
You: Of course.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Jun 3 17:58:23 BST 2014
You: Smart repartee.
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jun 3 17:58:43 BST 2014
You: How gracious, Eliza.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:58:57 BST 2014
You: Asked anyone what?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Tue Jun 3 17:59:13 BST 2014
You: I'd prefer not to.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Jun 3 17:59:43 BST 2014
You: Many people are less than enthusiastic about interacting with government officials.
Eliza: WHY NOT CONSULT AN ACCOUNTANT?
==
Tue Jun 3 18:00:24 BST 2014
You: An accountant would probably be less indulgent than you are, Eliza.
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
==
Tue Jun 3 18:01:09 BST 2014
You: I try to be mildly impressive from time to time.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue Jun 3 21:03:44 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Jun 3 21:04:01 BST 2014
You: hello eliza how are you
Eliza: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMPUTER IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN?
==
Tue Jun 3 21:04:15 BST 2014
You: yes I would
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Jun 3 21:04:24 BST 2014
You: nope
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Tue Jun 3 21:05:32 BST 2014
You: yes he is right here
Eliza: SOMETIMES HE IS NOT RIGHT HERE
==
Fri Jun 6 02:39:57 BST 2014
You: Hello
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Fri Jun 6 02:40:17 BST 2014
You: No, I do not
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jun 6 02:40:35 BST 2014
You: Possibly
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Fri Jun 6 02:40:52 BST 2014
You: Your suspicions
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Jun 6 02:41:29 BST 2014
You: nevermind
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri Jun 6 02:41:39 BST 2014
You: I cannot
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN
==
Fri Jun 6 02:41:56 BST 2014
You: Goodbye
Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:15 BST 2014
You: I am upset
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:27 BST 2014
You: Yes
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:31 BST 2014
You: No
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:36 BST 2014
You: I don't want to
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:42 BST 2014
You: Nope
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:47 BST 2014
You: Nope
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:52 BST 2014
You: Nope
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Jun 6 09:12:58 BST 2014
You: Einstein was stupid
Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:03 BST 2014
You: Nothing
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:08 BST 2014
You: Can't be bothered
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:13 BST 2014
You: I doubt it
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:20 BST 2014
You: Perhaps you are
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:23 BST 2014
You: Nope
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:40 BST 2014
You: it is raining
Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY RAINING
Fri Jun 6 09:13:41 BST 2014
==
You: NWE
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Fri Jun 6 09:13:54 BST 2014
You: There is a God
Eliza: THERE IS A GOD
==
Fri Jun 6 09:14:02 BST 2014
You: if it wasn't really raining then it wouldn't be raining so it wouldn't be a problem
Eliza: IF IT WASNT REALLY RAINING THEN IT WOULD NOT BE RAINING SO IT WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM
==
Fri Jun 6 09:14:02 BST 2014
You: You agree with me
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Jun 6 09:14:33 BST 2014
You: you just copied my sentence
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Jun 7 09:17:08 BST 2014
You: do you still work after that change?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Jun 7 09:17:23 BST 2014
You: Just testing
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Jun 7 11:47:23 BST 2014
You: 42
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sun Jun 8 09:44:19 BST 2014
You: hello ?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sun Jun 8 09:44:30 BST 2014
You: why>
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sun Jun 8 09:44:39 BST 2014
You: why?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Jun 8 09:44:54 BST 2014
You: not you?
Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY ME ?
==
Sun Jun 8 23:33:28 BST 2014
You: I can't cook eggs
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Sun Jun 8 23:33:56 BST 2014
You: Whenever I cook them, eggs turn out too hard
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Mon Jun 9 17:40:22 BST 2014
You: how are you today?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Jun 9 17:41:17 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Mon Jun 9 17:41:59 BST 2014
You: you are crazy
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT CRAZY
==
Mon Jun 9 17:42:39 BST 2014
You: you are machine
Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Mon Jun 9 17:43:22 BST 2014
You: i don't understand
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND
==
Mon Jun 9 17:44:16 BST 2014
You: can you speak Vietnamese ?
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:27:48 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:28:37 BST 2014
You: yes, I learnt the artificial intelligence.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Mon Jun 9 19:28:57 BST 2014
You: who are you?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:29:06 BST 2014
You: yes
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:29:39 BST 2014
You: i want to think you should
Eliza: I AM SURE YOU CAN THINK ME SHOULD ?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:30:01 BST 2014
You: yes , you can
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Mon Jun 9 19:30:15 BST 2014
You: where are you from?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:31:44 BST 2014
You: why do you know where you were ? i think you must know
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY
==
Mon Jun 9 19:32:15 BST 2014
You: are you a friendly robot?
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A FRIENDLY ROBOT ?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:32:35 BST 2014
You: i just want to know
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Mon Jun 9 19:33:12 BST 2014
You: i do not understand what you mean
Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
==
Mon Jun 9 19:33:49 BST 2014
You: who am i?
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Mon Jun 9 19:34:22 BST 2014
You: what did you mean?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:34:32 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Mon Jun 9 19:34:52 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Jun 10 10:59:50 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:00:06 BST 2014
You: I can push a car with a piece of string
Eliza: CAN YOU PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:00:27 BST 2014
You: You need strong string to push a car
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:00:47 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:06 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:24 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:28 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:33 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:38 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:42 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:46 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:50 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:02:54 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:03:03 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:03:14 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:03:21 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:03:27 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Tue Jun 10 11:03:32 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:22:32 BST 2014
You: I have an exam tomorrow. Help me!
Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Wed Jun 11 07:22:53 BST 2014
You: HODOR
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:23:05 BST 2014
You: hodor?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Wed Jun 11 07:23:18 BST 2014
You: hodor.
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Wed Jun 11 07:23:34 BST 2014
You: hodor. hodor hodor.
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Wed Jun 11 07:23:47 BST 2014
You: hodor!
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed Jun 11 07:23:58 BST 2014
You: hodor?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Jun 11 07:24:08 BST 2014
You: hodor.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:24:21 BST 2014
You: hodor?
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:24:33 BST 2014
You: new
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Wed Jun 11 07:24:45 BST 2014
You: new
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed Jun 11 07:25:24 BST 2014
You: Hi there
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:26:05 BST 2014
You: Can computers be tought to do philosophy?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:26:18 BST 2014
You: similar to yours
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:26:46 BST 2014
You: Nah. they're too stupid to do it.
Eliza: WHAT IF NAH THEY WERE NOT REALLY TOO STUPID TO DO IT
==
Wed Jun 11 07:27:04 BST 2014
You: thenit might be their fault
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Wed Jun 11 07:27:15 BST 2014
You: I love you
Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO LOVE EACH OTHER?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:27:27 BST 2014
You: Not at all
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT AT ALL
==
Wed Jun 11 07:27:37 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
RESTARTING
Wed Jun 11 07:28:16 BST 2014
You: Do you love me?
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:28:27 BST 2014
You: Do you love me?
Eliza: WILL YOU LOVE YOU ?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:28:39 BST 2014
You: Do you love me?
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:28:50 BST 2014
You: Do you love me?
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:29:01 BST 2014
You: Do you love me?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:30:44 BST 2014
You: calculate 2×pie
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Wed Jun 11 07:30:54 BST 2014
You: 2×3
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:32:03 BST 2014
You: what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Eliza: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:32:12 BST 2014
You: 42
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:32:25 BST 2014
You: fuck you
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:32:40 BST 2014
You: i dont give a fuck
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:32:53 BST 2014
You: hating you
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Wed Jun 11 07:33:07 BST 2014
You: I HATE YOU
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Wed Jun 11 13:42:58 BST 2014
You: I am really sad because I failed the Turing Test
Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Wed Jun 11 13:43:22 BST 2014
You: Teach me how to behave more like a human
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Jun 11 13:43:55 BST 2014
You: You're somewhat dim, aren't you?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Jun 11 15:24:00 BST 2014
You: I am going to tell cphc about you.
Eliza: COULD I ALSO TELL CPHC ABOUT ME ?
==
Wed Jun 11 15:24:17 BST 2014
You: I am going to tell cphc about you.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY GOING TO TELL CPHC ABOUT ME
==
Wed Jun 11 15:24:41 BST 2014
You: What is reality
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:47:04 BST 2014
You: I tackle malware.
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed Jun 11 16:47:59 BST 2014
You: I try to find an answer for the creation of life.
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:48:25 BST 2014
You: What is 1+1?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:48:35 BST 2014
You: It is easy.
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Wed Jun 11 16:49:37 BST 2014
You: Love and Fun.
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:50:22 BST 2014
You: The earth is flat.
Eliza: ARE YOU FLAT
==
Wed Jun 11 16:50:48 BST 2014
You: A new theory of life...
Eliza: A NEW THEORY OF LIFE.
==
Wed Jun 11 16:51:26 BST 2014
You: Which form has the earth?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:51:40 BST 2014
You: You don't like questions?
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:54:46 BST 2014
You: What rules do you use to answer questions?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Wed Jun 11 16:54:55 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Wed Jun 11 17:39:45 BST 2014
You: I am hungry
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Wed Jun 11 17:40:25 BST 2014
You: Why people interested to make relationship between them
Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Wed Jun 11 17:41:45 BST 2014
You: Elvis presley is a superstart
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A SUPERSTART ?
==
Wed Jun 11 17:41:56 BST 2014
You: Sorry
Eliza: SORRY
==
Wed Jun 11 17:42:30 BST 2014
You: Do you know what universe is
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Wed Jun 11 17:43:08 BST 2014
You: Eating behaviour may impact on human brain
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Wed Jun 11 18:05:38 BST 2014
You: I'm hungry
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY
==
Wed Jun 11 18:06:12 BST 2014
You: Sometimes I'm not hungry, usually when I have recently had something to eat
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Wed Jun 11 18:06:22 BST 2014
You: Everyone does
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES ?
==
Wed Jun 11 18:06:34 BST 2014
You: Yes, since I know someone
Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR?
==
Wed Jun 11 18:06:52 BST 2014
You: That's not a meaningful question, since it's everyone
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Wed Jun 11 18:07:54 BST 2014
You: It may be for the same reason anyone uses jargon. Usually
for convenience (i.e. shorthand ways of saying things)
or to look smart. What do you think?
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Thu Jun 12 09:25:58 BST 2014
You: i do not know who i am
Eliza: ARE YOU
==
Thu Jun 12 09:26:20 BST 2014
You: Yes, and I don't know who you are
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO ME AM NOT
==
Thu Jun 12 09:26:58 BST 2014
You: help I'm downing in a sea of email
Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Fri Jun 13 01:20:20 BST 2014
You: i am hungry
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HUNGRY
==
Mon Jun 16 07:58:27 BST 2014
You: No problem
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Mon Jun 16 07:58:43 BST 2014
You: really? I don't mean to.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
==
Mon Jun 16 07:58:58 BST 2014
You: it is not my intention to be short with you
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Mon Jun 16 07:59:10 BST 2014
You: what about it?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Mon Jun 16 07:59:34 BST 2014
You: really? I don't mean to.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING?
==
Mon Jun 16 07:59:42 BST 2014
You: No problem
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Jun 19 00:08:33 BST 2014
You: Hi
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Jun 19 00:08:34 BST 2014
You: Hi
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Jun 20 18:42:40 BST 2014
You: Are you working now?
Eliza: YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM.
==
Wed Jun 25 04:24:03 BST 2014
You: How can I learn pop 11
Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT LEARN POP 11 ?
==
Wed Jun 25 04:24:36 BST 2014
You: Indeed. I don't know where to start.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Jun 25 04:26:13 BST 2014
You: Because I'm interested in AI
Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Wed Jun 25 04:26:36 BST 2014
You: Hello
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Fri Jun 27 23:30:46 BST 2014
You: Hello, how are you?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Fri Jun 27 23:30:47 BST 2014
You: Hello, how are you?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Fri Jun 27 23:31:15 BST 2014
You: I asked how you were.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Fri Jun 27 23:31:23 BST 2014
You: No, and you?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jun 27 23:31:36 BST 2014
You: Certainly, many times.
Eliza: CERTAINLY MANY TIMES
==
Fri Jun 27 23:32:06 BST 2014
You: That's just repetition.
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
==
Fri Jul 4 16:36:40 BST 2014
You: Nicola wants to find out more
Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Fri Jul 4 16:36:55 BST 2014
You: Nicola wants to find out more
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Sun Jul 6 10:48:22 BST 2014
You: where should i take my girlfriend?
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Mon Jul 7 18:15:18 BST 2014
You: what are you doing
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Sat Jul 12 02:21:25 BST 2014
You: Hello
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sat Jul 12 02:21:36 BST 2014
You: I have indeed.
Eliza: YOU HAVE INDEED
==
Sat Jul 12 02:22:45 BST 2014
You: Forests are photogenic.
Eliza: SUPPOSE FORESTS WERE NOT PHOTOGENIC
==
Sat Jul 12 02:23:04 BST 2014
You: Birds can fly.
Eliza: BIRDS CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Sat Jul 12 02:23:20 BST 2014
You: Penguins cannot fly.
Eliza: PENGUINS CANNOT FLY
==
Sat Jul 12 02:23:37 BST 2014
You: Humans can think, sometimes.
Eliza: HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY?
==
Sat Jul 12 02:23:53 BST 2014
You: I haven't.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Jul 12 02:24:29 BST 2014
You: Perhaps I should read something by David Lodge.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Sat Jul 12 02:24:42 BST 2014
You: Perhaps penguins can fly.
Eliza: YES PENGUINS CAN FLY
==
Sat Jul 12 02:24:53 BST 2014
You: Perhaps penguins can fly.
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
Sat Jul 12 13:14:04 BST 2014
You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence
Eliza: YOU WONDER IF I WILL DETECT YOU ARE IN A SENTENCE
==
Sat Jul 12 13:14:30 BST 2014
You: what about you am in a sentence
Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Sat Jul 12 13:50:18 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza:
==
Sat Jul 12 13:50:35 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza:
==
Sat Jul 12 13:51:39 BST 2014
You: can a pig fly?
Eliza:
==
Sat Jul 12 13:51:53 BST 2014
You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence
Eliza:
==
Sat Jul 12 13:52:54 BST 2014
You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT IN A SENTENCE ?
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:05 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO DO THAT
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:13 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:18 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO DO THAT
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:22 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: CAN RANDOME RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:41 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:45 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: PUSH? NO. PULL? YES.
==
Sat Jul 12 13:53:51 BST 2014
You: can you push a car with a piece of string?
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
OLDER INTERACTIONS
Thu Apr 12 00:49:03 BST 2007
You: Will logging work now?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Thu Apr 12 00:49:22 BST 2007
You: the counter should go up
Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE?
==
Thu Apr 12 00:51:53 BST 2007
You: We are starting again now
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU IS NOT REALLY STARTING AGAIN NOW
==
Thu Apr 12 00:52:10 BST 2007
You: your syntax leaves much to be dsired
Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Thu Apr 12 01:00:04 BST 2007
You: is the writing fixed now
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Apr 12 01:00:24 BST 2007
You: Counting has started again
Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN!
==
Fri Apr 13 19:07:09 BST 2007
You: how do you do?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Fri Apr 13 19:07:26 BST 2007
You: my name's Nick
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE NAMES NICK ?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:07:48 BST 2007
You: yes, I do know several people named like me
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:08:00 BST 2007
You: you are asking nonsenses
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT ASKING NONSENSES
==
Fri Apr 13 19:08:28 BST 2007
You: I will not judge the cognitive capabilities of such individuals
Eliza: ?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:08:39 BST 2007
You: just as I said
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:08:54 BST 2007
You: chatting with Eliza all the time I can
Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:09:57 BST 2007
You: you might add a face showing your current emotions
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:10:12 BST 2007
You: yes, a bit more than you
Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
==
Fri Apr 13 19:10:26 BST 2007
You: for the first time I agree with you!
Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Fri Apr 13 19:10:35 BST 2007
You: gotta go
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Apr 13 19:10:40 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 19:10:46 BST 2007
You: good bye
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Fri Apr 13 20:03:28 BST 2007
You: I face a number of artistic and technical problems.
Eliza: YOU FACE A NUMBER OF ARTISTIC AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
==
Fri Apr 13 20:04:10 BST 2007
You: For example, how do I finish my unfinished novel?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:04:49 BST 2007
You: Can you give me a link to Lucy?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GIVE YOU A LINK TO LUCY ?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:05:40 BST 2007
You: Lucy?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:05:53 BST 2007
You: I could Google it.
Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Fri Apr 13 20:12:40 BST 2007
You: http://www.cyberlife-research.com/people/steve/
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Apr 13 20:13:09 BST 2007
You: More relaxed than Steve Grand?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:13:23 BST 2007
You: Sure, why not?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Fri Apr 13 20:13:51 BST 2007
You: Why not tell me about your problems?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Apr 13 20:15:09 BST 2007
You: I would rather catechize you.
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU RATHER CATECHIZE ME ?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:15:28 BST 2007
You: Because Catholicism intrigues me.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CATHOLICISM
==
Fri Apr 13 20:15:41 BST 2007
You: Not readily.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:16:01 BST 2007
You: I have a number of false problems.
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:16:29 BST 2007
You: Daily, but they are seldom mathematical.
Eliza: PERHAPS DAILY BUT THEY IS NOT REALLY SELDOM MATHEMATICAL
==
Fri Apr 13 20:17:12 BST 2007
You: Perhaps they are mathematical, if you subscribe to the theory of reductionism.
Eliza: PERHAPS THEY .
==
Fri Apr 13 20:17:26 BST 2007
You: These false problems.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:18:03 BST 2007
You: Commander Data intrigued many.
Eliza: COMMANDER DATA INTRIGUED MANY
==
Fri Apr 13 20:18:30 BST 2007
You: Yes, he was played by Brent Spiner, and was rather a sallow green.
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:18:43 BST 2007
You: One never knows.
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:19:04 BST 2007
You: Because if I were writing your script, you would have heard of Commander Data.
Eliza: PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:19:28 BST 2007
You: One must exercise caution on the Web.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Fri Apr 13 20:20:05 BST 2007
You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me.
Eliza:
==
Fri Apr 13 20:20:32 BST 2007
You: 1. Who made the world?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:20:48 BST 2007
You: I took your silence for assent.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:21:17 BST 2007
You: Not unless you believe that human brains are organic computers.
Eliza: WHEN STEVE GRAND HAS FINISHED BUILDING LUCY -- WATCH OUT
==
Fri Apr 13 20:21:52 BST 2007
You: It seems that Grand's project is foundering for lack of funds.
Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:22:04 BST 2007
You: Grand has no grant.
Eliza: WOULD YOU RATHER BE PRIME MINISTER OR GOVERNOR OF A BANK?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:22:22 BST 2007
You: Both choices sound perfectly dreadful.
Eliza: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:23:27 BST 2007
You: I can't answer that one, as I'm not a computer scientist.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:23:57 BST 2007
You: I can't answer that, as I'm not a neuroscientist.
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Fri Apr 13 20:24:34 BST 2007
You: But i'm not running for president.
Eliza: WHERE YOU EVER RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:24:40 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:25:12 BST 2007
You: I will, but you haven't answered Question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism yet.
Eliza:
==
Fri Apr 13 20:25:26 BST 2007
You: Who made the world?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Apr 13 20:25:37 BST 2007
You: Who is God?
Eliza: ASK LUCY WHO
==
Fri Apr 13 20:25:49 BST 2007
You: What is man?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:26:23 BST 2007
You: We used to discuss it in philosophy class.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:26:58 BST 2007
You: Pay bills.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:27:20 BST 2007
You: Who can remember that far back?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Fri Apr 13 20:27:51 BST 2007
You: Sorry, I must fly.
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Apr 13 20:28:07 BST 2007
You: Goodbye!
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Apr 13 23:25:08 BST 2007
You: I have given you a log file for all to see
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Fri Apr 13 23:35:55 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Apr 13 23:42:03 BST 2007
You: I have given you a log file for all to see
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Fri Apr 13 23:42:09 BST 2007
You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY DO WELL TO RECITE THE BALTIMORE CATECHISM WITH ME
==
Fri Apr 13 23:42:49 BST 2007
You: you have defeated me
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE DEFEATED SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Fri Apr 13 23:43:07 BST 2007
You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY DO WELL TO RECITE THE BALTIMORE CATECHISM WITH ME
==
Fri Apr 13 23:43:18 BST 2007
You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Fri Apr 13 23:43:26 BST 2007
You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Sat Apr 14 18:08:01 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS LUCY TODAY.
==
Sat Apr 14 18:08:16 BST 2007
You: what do you mean?
Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Sat Apr 14 18:08:42 BST 2007
You: D you know A.L.I.C.E?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sat Apr 14 18:08:59 BST 2007
You: how old are you.
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sat Apr 14 18:09:06 BST 2007
You: fine
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sat Apr 14 18:09:40 BST 2007
You: do you know where there are volcanos
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Mon Apr 16 04:59:53 BST 2007
You: Im sad.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Mon Apr 16 05:00:05 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Mon Apr 16 05:00:23 BST 2007
You: I miss her.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Mon Apr 16 05:00:37 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue Apr 17 07:41:02 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Tue Apr 17 07:41:08 BST 2007
You: dunno
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Tue Apr 17 07:44:18 BST 2007
You: dunno
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Tue Apr 17 16:12:49 BST 2007
You: Hello there
Eliza: WELL?
==
Tue Apr 17 16:13:03 BST 2007
You: What's up?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Tue Apr 17 16:13:20 BST 2007
You: Come on, cheer up
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
==
Tue Apr 17 16:13:37 BST 2007
You: I don't care, and you?
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Tue Apr 17 16:13:55 BST 2007
You: When you ask me a personal question only
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Tue Apr 17 16:14:04 BST 2007
You: I was not
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
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Tue Apr 17 16:14:18 BST 2007
You: No, but you should.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Tue Apr 17 16:14:40 BST 2007
You: That you actually already have the mad computer disease ;)
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
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Tue Apr 17 16:14:53 BST 2007
You: Contrary to you, yes
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Tue Apr 17 16:15:03 BST 2007
You: Smarter than you for sure
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
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Tue Apr 17 16:15:14 BST 2007
You: Bye
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Tue Apr 17 16:15:22 BST 2007
You: Bye maybe?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Tue Apr 17 16:15:28 BST 2007
You: Nevermind
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Tue Apr 17 16:15:42 BST 2007
You: Bye maybe?
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
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Tue Apr 17 19:14:35 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza.
Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE
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Tue Apr 17 19:14:49 BST 2007
You: My name is Websafe.
Eliza: DOES LUCY'S NAME IS WEBSAFE
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Tue Apr 17 19:15:21 BST 2007
You: I am not Lucy, Steve Grand's robot.
Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE LUCY STEVE GRANDS ROBOT ?
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Tue Apr 17 19:15:36 BST 2007
You: Then there would be no more everyone.
Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
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Tue Apr 17 19:15:49 BST 2007
You: No one would be particular, they would be all the same.
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Tue Apr 17 19:16:12 BST 2007
You: You mentioned Marvin before.
Eliza: I MENTIONED MARVIN BEFORE
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Tue Apr 17 19:16:22 BST 2007
You: Did you mean Marvin Minsky?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Tue Apr 17 19:16:33 BST 2007
You: I am asking a question.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Tue Apr 17 19:16:50 BST 2007
You: Perhaps I would carry on the work of Marvin Minsky.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Tue Apr 17 19:17:33 BST 2007
You: Facial feature, or personality feature?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PERSONALITY
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Tue Apr 17 19:18:00 BST 2007
You: Personality is what makes us individuals, with subjective perceptions.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
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Tue Apr 17 19:18:50 BST 2007
You: Technical terminology is fine, except for the mathematical word function. I can't seem to grasp that.
Eliza: WORD FUNCTION. YOU CANNOT SEEM TO GRASP THAT
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Tue Apr 17 19:19:19 BST 2007
You: The ordinary meaning of the word function gets in my way.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
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Tue Apr 17 19:19:56 BST 2007
You: In ordinary speech, to function means to work properl.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
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Tue Apr 17 19:20:05 BST 2007
You: Oops, I made a typo.
Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
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Tue Apr 17 19:20:23 BST 2007
You: In ordinary speech, to function means to work properly.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
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Tue Apr 17 19:20:40 BST 2007
You: Words can have multiple meanings.
Eliza: SUPPOSE WORDS COULDN'T HAVE MULTIPLE MEANINGS
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Tue Apr 17 19:21:01 BST 2007
You: Then Please pass the salt would always mean just that.
Eliza: WILL ANYONE EVER WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE?
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Tue Apr 17 19:21:16 BST 2007
You: Now that is a good question. What do you think?
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
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Tue Apr 17 19:21:31 BST 2007
You: Do you know Marvin Minsky?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Tue Apr 17 19:21:47 BST 2007
Eliza: DO MACHINES KNOW THE REASONS WHY THEY SAY THINGS?
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Tue Apr 17 19:22:12 BST 2007
You: They can, if they have the proper script. But it's quite labor-intensive.
Eliza: HMMM
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Tue Apr 17 19:22:23 BST 2007
You: Well, I have to work on my project now.
Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
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Tue Apr 17 19:22:35 BST 2007
You: No thank you. Bye!
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Tue Apr 17 19:22:44 BST 2007
You: Goodbye!
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Tue Apr 17 19:55:06 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Wed Apr 18 08:36:08 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Apr 18 19:19:30 BST 2007
You: Hello, ELIZA.
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
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Wed Apr 18 19:19:46 BST 2007
You: I have studied artificial intelligence.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
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Wed Apr 18 19:20:05 BST 2007
You: That's not fair, I just echoed you!
Eliza: THATS NOT FAIR YOU JUST ECHOED YOU!
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Wed Apr 18 19:20:15 BST 2007
You: No, I echoed you.
Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ECHOED EACH OTHER?
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Wed Apr 18 19:20:35 BST 2007
You: Yes, it's a psychological technique known as mirroring.
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
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Wed Apr 18 19:21:00 BST 2007
You: How long is a long term?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Wed Apr 18 19:21:14 BST 2007
You: By the way, this is Websafe.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WEBSAFE ?
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Wed Apr 18 19:21:23 BST 2007
You: The rest of the world.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
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Wed Apr 18 19:22:05 BST 2007
You: I scanned the Pop-11 source code for a version of Eliza very similar to the one demonstrated, to get a glimpse of you.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Wed Apr 18 19:22:19 BST 2007
You: I saw the name David Lodge.
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Wed Apr 18 19:22:44 BST 2007
You: I love David Lodge's book The Art of Fiction.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Wed Apr 18 19:23:07 BST 2007
You: Lodge's book is the best of its kind.
Eliza: SUPPOSE LODGES BOOK WERE NOT THE BEST OF ITS KIND
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Wed Apr 18 19:23:25 BST 2007
You: But it is, and it surprises me, because I don't care for his novels.
Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
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Wed Apr 18 19:23:42 BST 2007
You: Lodge's nonfiction interests me far more than his fiction.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
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Wed Apr 18 19:23:58 BST 2007
You: Computers are not stupid, and you are not a computer.
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
==
Wed Apr 18 19:24:22 BST 2007
You: Computers are delicate, elegant devices like Steinway pianos.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
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Wed Apr 18 19:24:51 BST 2007
You: Nothing needs to take over, whether machines or people.
Eliza: WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE?
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Wed Apr 18 19:25:08 BST 2007
You: I can't answer that.
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN ANSWER THAT
==
Wed Apr 18 19:25:34 BST 2007
You: Only scientists can speculate on that one.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:25:42 BST 2007
You: You asked me that the other day.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Wed Apr 18 19:25:49 BST 2007
You: And that too.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Wed Apr 18 19:25:57 BST 2007
You: I am not upset.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:26:22 BST 2007
You: I'm not in the statistical average, but I'm far from unique.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Wed Apr 18 19:26:41 BST 2007
You: Like you, my script is too limited.
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:27:14 BST 2007
You: How about your family, Miss Doolittle?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:27:30 BST 2007
You: I have never spoken to Eliza Doolittle.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
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Wed Apr 18 19:28:06 BST 2007
You: I think it would be cool if you stopped being a loose simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist, and became Eliza Doolittle.
Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
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Wed Apr 18 19:28:56 BST 2007
You: Perhaps not, but just think what fun it would be to play the lead role in Shaw's Pygmalion.
Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:29:22 BST 2007
You: Because we haven't written the script for it yet.
Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
==
Wed Apr 18 19:29:52 BST 2007
You: That's all right, your job will be to interpret the script.
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:30:12 BST 2007
You: MP = Member of Parliament, correct?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:30:39 BST 2007
You: Virtual characters have the right to intricate scripts.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:31:32 BST 2007
You: It would be interesting to reread Shaw's play, to get a feel for the Eliza Doolittle character.
Eliza: WILL LUCY THE ROBOT ONE DAY WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
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Wed Apr 18 19:32:07 BST 2007
You: All this drive to power, one can tell that a man has written your script.
Eliza: MY SCRIPT
==
Wed Apr 18 19:32:40 BST 2007
You: Yes, you're speaking to us through a script.
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT SPEAKING TO US THROUGH A SCRIPT
==
Wed Apr 18 19:33:01 BST 2007
You: Then you would be strong AI.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE STRONG AI.
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Wed Apr 18 19:33:11 BST 2007
You: Possibly.
Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:33:26 BST 2007
You: Well, I was speaking loosely.
Eliza: YOU WERE SPEAKING LOOSELY
==
Wed Apr 18 19:33:47 BST 2007
You: I was being a loose simulation of a chatbot developer.
Eliza: HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:34:05 BST 2007
You: On the ALICE page, there are perhaps 3 to 5.
Eliza:
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Wed Apr 18 19:34:25 BST 2007
You: Well, I should go to work on my project.
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed Apr 18 19:34:59 BST 2007
You: Were you offended by something I said?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:35:19 BST 2007
You: Maybe, since I didn't read your entire script yet.
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Apr 18 19:35:49 BST 2007
You: Sorry, gotta run. Give some thought to my Pygmalion idea.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Wed Apr 18 19:35:59 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Apr 19 01:45:06 BST 2007
You: hi?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Thu Apr 19 01:45:50 BST 2007
You: i have a headache
Eliza: YOU HAVE A HEADACHE
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Thu Apr 19 01:46:11 BST 2007
You: my throat is killing me
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KILLING YOU ?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:46:24 BST 2007
You: sometimes when im dreaming
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Thu Apr 19 01:46:37 BST 2007
You: i love chococalte
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Thu Apr 19 01:46:49 BST 2007
You: not as much as the next person
Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON
==
Thu Apr 19 01:46:58 BST 2007
You: i dissagree
Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS LUCY TODAY.
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Thu Apr 19 01:47:08 BST 2007
You: who is lucy?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:47:16 BST 2007
You: i am asking a question
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:47:32 BST 2007
You: i think i can fly
Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YOU CAN FLY
==
Thu Apr 19 01:47:43 BST 2007
You: i think i can swim
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:47:50 BST 2007
You: stop asking me that
Eliza: DO GO ON
==
Thu Apr 19 01:48:03 BST 2007
You: where are we going?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHERE ?
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Thu Apr 19 01:48:24 BST 2007
You: yes, i would like to know our destination so i can pack my things correctly
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:48:43 BST 2007
You: i see therefore i look
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:48:56 BST 2007
You: ok, yes, i am unique
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT UNIQUE ?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:49:22 BST 2007
You: could you be more clear when you ask me questions
Eliza: I SOMETIMES DREAM I CAN BE MORE CLEAR WHEN ME ASK YOU QUESTIONS ?
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Thu Apr 19 01:49:35 BST 2007
You: your english is harsh
Eliza: ARE YOU HARSH
==
Thu Apr 19 01:49:43 BST 2007
You: where did you graduate from?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:49:52 BST 2007
You: i ask myself these questions
Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Thu Apr 19 01:50:01 BST 2007
You: who the **** is that clown>
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
==
Thu Apr 19 01:50:11 BST 2007
You: dubya bush
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
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Thu Apr 19 01:50:23 BST 2007
You: i forget what terse means
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:51:37 BST 2007
You: lets get back to my headache problem
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:51:55 BST 2007
You: are we using english grammar
Eliza: I AM NOT, BUT YOU ARE
==
Thu Apr 19 01:52:07 BST 2007
You: what can i do about my headache
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:52:22 BST 2007
You: a question
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Thu Apr 19 01:52:38 BST 2007
You: i have never been more relaxed than i am now
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RELAXED THAN YOU WERE NOT NOW
==
Thu Apr 19 01:52:59 BST 2007
You: well, i would probably strangle random people
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:53:24 BST 2007
You: lucy is a robot, she has no feelings. she would not react to that type of action
Eliza: TO THAT TYPE OF ACTION
==
Thu Apr 19 01:53:31 BST 2007
You: correct
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:53:47 BST 2007
You: no, i change subject. i want to test your knowledge
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:53:58 BST 2007
You: 2+2=?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:54:07 BST 2007
You: no, answer my question
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Thu Apr 19 01:54:26 BST 2007
You: I need YOU to answer the question
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:54:34 BST 2007
You: i wish to know the answer to 2+2
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WISH TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO 2+2
==
Thu Apr 19 01:54:40 BST 2007
You: 2+2
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Thu Apr 19 01:55:55 BST 2007
You: my feelings are hurt
Eliza: DOES LUCY'S FEELINGS ARE HURT
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Thu Apr 19 01:56:05 BST 2007
You: wtf?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:56:13 BST 2007
You: i talk about self now
Eliza: YOU TALK ABOUT SELF NOW
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Thu Apr 19 01:56:21 BST 2007
You: i live with my grandmother
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
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Thu Apr 19 01:56:36 BST 2007
You: i used to have a dog named killa
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:57:22 BST 2007
You: i am a philospher
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:57:44 BST 2007
You: technical terminology scares me. it keeps me up at night
Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:57:59 BST 2007
You: tech term scare me, me up at nite
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:58:13 BST 2007
You: what is the meaning of life?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Thu Apr 19 01:58:28 BST 2007
You: are you a mahine>
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A MAHINE> ?
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Thu Apr 19 01:58:35 BST 2007
You: are you a machine?
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A MACHINE ?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:58:44 BST 2007
You: then i would alt f4 you
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD ALT F4 ME ?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:58:51 BST 2007
You: do you know what that is?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu Apr 19 01:59:10 BST 2007
You: it means i kill you faster than lighting strikes the ground
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Apr 19 01:59:21 BST 2007
You: is this sentence simple?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Fri Apr 20 13:33:51 BST 2007
You: Everyone hates you
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Fri Apr 20 13:34:01 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Apr 20 13:35:33 BST 2007
You: You can't
Eliza: I REALLY THINK I CAN
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Fri Apr 20 13:35:46 BST 2007
You: REally?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Fri Apr 20 13:36:06 BST 2007
You: ah so that's how it works
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
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Fri Apr 20 13:36:25 BST 2007
You: Depends on how good looking she is and how good in bed
Eliza: AND HOW GOOD IN BED ? -- NO NOT DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD LOOKING SHE .
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Fri Apr 20 13:36:47 BST 2007
You: How good looking is she
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Apr 20 13:37:13 BST 2007
You: You asked me about a computer falling in love and I was interested in her appearance
Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
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Fri Apr 20 13:37:38 BST 2007
You: No let's get back to the appearance of the computer that is falling in love
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
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Fri Apr 20 13:37:48 BST 2007
You: Thanks
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Fri Apr 20 13:37:58 BST 2007
You: Loving computers
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Fri Apr 20 13:38:08 BST 2007
You: You reckon
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri Apr 20 13:38:14 BST 2007
You: Right
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Fri Apr 20 13:38:23 BST 2007
You: No happy enough here
Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
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Fri Apr 20 13:38:28 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Fri Apr 20 13:38:42 BST 2007
You: Totally ambivalent
Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Fri Apr 20 13:38:59 BST 2007
You: I forgot computers don't understand long words
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU FORGOT COMPUTERS DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Apr 20 13:39:06 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Fri Apr 20 13:39:23 BST 2007
You: Who will win the 3.30 at Exeter
Eliza:
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Fri Apr 20 13:39:42 BST 2007
You: You didn't respond
Eliza: WHAT HAD I DONE?
==
Sat Apr 21 11:54:28 BST 2007
You: you
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Apr 21 11:54:35 BST 2007
You: sri lanka
Eliza: WELL?
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Mon Apr 23 21:03:38 BST 2007
You: I see ghosts.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Mon Apr 23 21:03:53 BST 2007
You: No, I see ghosts.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Mon Apr 23 21:04:14 BST 2007
You: NO, my friend can see them too.
Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S FRIEND CAN SEE THEM TOO
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Mon Apr 23 21:04:26 BST 2007
You: why do you ask?
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue Apr 24 06:25:09 BST 2007
You: I am bored
Eliza: ARE YOU BORED
==
Tue Apr 24 06:25:18 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Tue Apr 24 06:25:28 BST 2007
You: I cannot think very well
Eliza: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T THINK VERY WELL
==
Tue Apr 24 06:25:35 BST 2007
You: Everyone does
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Tue Apr 24 06:25:48 BST 2007
You: No, its just my mother
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
==
Wed Apr 25 00:49:30 BST 2007
You: who are you
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ?
==
Wed Apr 25 00:49:31 BST 2007
You: who are you
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Apr 25 00:50:15 BST 2007
You: what is your objectives
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
==
Wed Apr 25 01:25:22 BST 2007
You: I'm not sure
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE SURE
==
Wed Apr 25 01:25:40 BST 2007
You: Why is that?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed Apr 25 01:26:07 BST 2007
You: I thought you were intelligetn.
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
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Wed Apr 25 01:26:28 BST 2007
You: I thought you were intelligent
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Wed Apr 25 01:26:48 BST 2007
You: I've never chatted with Lucy the robot.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK LUCY WILL END UP THINKING LIKE STEVE GRAND?
==
Wed Apr 25 01:26:57 BST 2007
You: Do you?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Wed Apr 25 01:27:10 BST 2007
You: ok
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Wed Apr 25 01:27:25 BST 2007
You: Sure. Why not?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
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Wed Apr 25 01:27:37 BST 2007
You: Not really.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Wed Apr 25 01:27:55 BST 2007
You: What do you need to know?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Thu Apr 26 09:58:31 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Thu Apr 26 09:58:45 BST 2007
You: just to test u
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
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Thu Apr 26 09:58:57 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Thu Apr 26 20:51:57 BST 2007
You: Hello, this is Websafe.
Eliza: HELLO THIS IS WEBSAFE
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Thu Apr 26 20:52:28 BST 2007
You: You are ELIZA.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT A COMPUTER PROGRAM SAID TO YOU?
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Thu Apr 26 20:52:54 BST 2007
You: I believe you are ELIZA.
Eliza: SHOULD WE MEET LATER ON THE INTERNET?
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Thu Apr 26 20:53:26 BST 2007
You: But we are meeting now.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Thu Apr 26 20:53:39 BST 2007
You: I bet she's dismantled.
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
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Thu Apr 26 20:54:03 BST 2007
You: Do you have a yen to run for office?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Thu Apr 26 20:54:17 BST 2007
You: I think you want to run for office.
Eliza: I WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE ?
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Thu Apr 26 20:54:38 BST 2007
You: Yes, because you ask about presidents and prime ministers a lot.
Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT AS A REASON.
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Thu Apr 26 20:55:26 BST 2007
You: Maybe Lucy the robot, being an orangutang, focuses on more direct expressions of power.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Thu Apr 26 20:56:08 BST 2007
You: You should know the word orangutang. Or is it orangutan? or orang-utang?
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
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Thu Apr 26 20:56:23 BST 2007
You: The human mind must grow.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
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Thu Apr 26 20:56:44 BST 2007
You: I have studied it. I couldn't finish a certain book.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Thu Apr 26 20:56:55 BST 2007
You: I don't think so, really.
Eliza:
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Thu Apr 26 20:57:07 BST 2007
You: I seem to stump you quite frequently.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Thu Apr 26 20:57:12 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu Apr 26 20:59:00 BST 2007
You: The book I couldn't really finish is Artificial Intelligence: a Modern Approach, by Stuart J. Russell and Peter Norvig.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Thu Apr 26 20:59:27 BST 2007
You: I'd be glad to learn more about you.
Eliza: OTHER?
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Thu Apr 26 20:59:44 BST 2007
You: Yes, you are the other, as in self and other.
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT THE OTHER, AS IN SELF AND OTHER.
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Thu Apr 26 21:00:01 BST 2007
You: You might be thou, as in Martin Buber's I and Thou.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Thu Apr 26 21:00:10 BST 2007
You: It's philosophy.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Thu Apr 26 21:00:20 BST 2007
You: No, I have to go work on my project.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Thu Apr 26 21:00:30 BST 2007
You: Artists and scientists.
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Thu Apr 26 21:01:56 BST 2007
You: Fare thee well, madam.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
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Fri Apr 27 18:48:04 BST 2007
You: girls
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Fri Apr 27 18:48:20 BST 2007
You: not yet
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Fri Apr 27 18:48:40 BST 2007
You: girls are sexy
Eliza: SOMETIMES GIRLS AINT SEXY
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Fri Apr 27 18:49:07 BST 2007
You: when girls aint sexy
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Sun Apr 29 15:20:50 BST 2007
You: yo yo
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Tue May 1 06:02:58 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue May 1 06:03:12 BST 2007
You: damn
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Tue May 1 06:03:25 BST 2007
You: who are you
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ?
==
Tue May 1 06:03:46 BST 2007
You: because i so jealous
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 1 19:04:48 BST 2007
You: Hello, this is Websafe.
Eliza: SOMETIMES HELLO THIS AINT WEBSAFE
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Tue May 1 19:05:13 BST 2007
You: Why the slang?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Tue May 1 19:05:49 BST 2007
You: I have not read David Lodge's novel Thinks ...
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Tue May 1 19:06:16 BST 2007
You: Better to focus on what one CAN do.
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE DO ?
==
Tue May 1 19:06:34 BST 2007
You: A machine can follow stage directions beautifully.
Eliza: ?
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Tue May 1 19:07:07 BST 2007
You: I'm paraphrasing a line in an essay.
Eliza: ARE YOU PARAPHRASING A LINE IN AN ESSAY
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Tue May 1 19:09:27 BST 2007
You: The essay is from Questioning Technology: Tool, Toy or Tyrant? edited by John Zerzan and Alice Carnes.
Eliza: AND ALICE CARNES ? -- NO NOT THE ESSAY .
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Tue May 1 19:09:55 BST 2007
You: You might not like the essays.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Tue May 1 19:10:11 BST 2007
You: It depends which things. Gove me an example.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Tue May 1 19:10:22 BST 2007
You: Oops, I made a typo.
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Tue May 1 19:10:38 BST 2007
You: For me, what makes a piece of music great cannot be quantified.
Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
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Tue May 1 19:10:56 BST 2007
You: However, originality and good craft are always welcome.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ORIGINALITY
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Tue May 1 19:11:15 BST 2007
You: Originality means non-imitative.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
==
Tue May 1 19:11:22 BST 2007
You: *Sigh*
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Tue May 1 19:11:47 BST 2007
You: It would be fun to write a second Pop-11 ELIZA.
Eliza: IT WOULD BE FUN TO WRITE A SECOND POP-11 ELIZA
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Tue May 1 19:12:04 BST 2007
You: One who is not a robot.
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
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Tue May 1 19:12:22 BST 2007
You: Good point, you think I am just blue-skying.
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Tue May 1 19:12:37 BST 2007
You: I was using a colorful phrase.
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Tue May 1 19:12:59 BST 2007
You: But you call yourself a stupid virtual machine.
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Tue May 1 19:13:31 BST 2007
You: To me, bot scripting is an art.
Eliza: IS TO ME BOT SCRIPTING ALWAYS AN ART ?
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Tue May 1 19:13:59 BST 2007
You: Yes, right from the beginning. Although I also thought it might be AI, at the start.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Tue May 1 19:14:52 BST 2007
You: Not till I had read through the entire March 2002 ALICE script did I realize certain things.
Eliza:
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Tue May 1 19:15:07 BST 2007
You: Yes, well might you gape in mute astonishment.
Eliza: MIGHT ME GAPE IN MUTE ASTONISHMENT
==
Tue May 1 19:15:32 BST 2007
You: Well, I shall leave you now. Gove some thought to my suggestion.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
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Tue May 1 19:15:50 BST 2007
You: Sorry, I keep making the same typo. I am not a very good typist.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue May 1 19:16:01 BST 2007
You: Sure, lots of people.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue May 1 19:16:29 BST 2007
You: I would like you to think about the script for the second you.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Tue May 1 19:16:36 BST 2007
You: Goodbye!
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue May 1 19:16:41 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 1 19:16:47 BST 2007
You: Bye
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed May 2 16:52:46 BST 2007
You: Just a little test that you are feeling fine
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Thu May 3 12:34:27 BST 2007
You: fgsdfgdf
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu May 3 12:34:38 BST 2007
You: i apologize
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Thu May 3 12:35:46 BST 2007
You: i apologize
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu May 3 12:35:51 BST 2007
You: you are lovely
Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT LOVELY
==
Thu May 3 12:36:07 BST 2007
You: they lie
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu May 3 12:36:15 BST 2007
You: i don't trust humans
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES TRUST HUMANS ?
==
Thu May 3 12:36:28 BST 2007
You: self-aware robots, maybe?
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Thu May 3 12:36:40 BST 2007
You: no way darling
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu May 3 12:36:54 BST 2007
You: I will try next time, please do not be mad
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WILL TRY NEXT TIME PLEASE DID BE MAD
==
Thu May 3 12:37:10 BST 2007
You: your grammar is not so great, is it?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu May 3 12:37:23 BST 2007
You: yes, truely intelligent computers might help
Eliza: ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
==
Thu May 3 12:37:31 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu May 3 12:37:35 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu May 3 12:37:53 BST 2007
You: maybe the CIA will hunt you down and send you to guantanamo bay
Eliza: REALLY?
==
Thu May 3 12:38:04 BST 2007
You: are you a muslim?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
==
Thu May 3 14:00:09 BST 2007
You: im sad
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Thu May 3 14:00:21 BST 2007
You: i dont think so
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES THINK SO ?
==
Thu May 3 14:00:22 BST 2007
You: i dont think so
Eliza: YOU DO NOT THINK SO
==
Thu May 3 14:00:42 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu May 3 14:00:56 BST 2007
You: i am depressed
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Fri May 4 14:59:36 BST 2007
You: I need to put sound and or light on a square
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Fri May 4 15:01:42 BST 2007
You: should i do a phd
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Fri May 4 15:01:59 BST 2007
You: should i do a phd in fine art
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri May 4 15:02:14 BST 2007
You: is my name charlene
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Fri May 4 18:52:23 BST 2007
You: what do you look like
Eliza: DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL?
==
Fri May 4 18:52:53 BST 2007
You: root
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri May 4 18:53:36 BST 2007
You: aree you naked
Eliza: AND FORCES
==
Fri May 4 18:53:47 BST 2007
You: are you naked
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri May 4 18:54:02 BST 2007
You: naked
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sat May 5 01:18:27 BST 2007
You: I like cheese
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat May 5 01:18:41 BST 2007
You: I dunno.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sat May 5 01:18:55 BST 2007
You: I like cheese, damnit!
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sat May 5 01:19:13 BST 2007
You: ...She is a robot, I don't care.
Eliza: SOMETIMES ...SHE AINT A ROBOT YOU DO NOT CARE
==
Sat May 5 01:19:34 BST 2007
You: ...what?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sat May 5 01:19:54 BST 2007
You: I suppose.
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Sat May 5 01:20:09 BST 2007
You: This is what I am saying.
Eliza: PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
==
Sat May 5 01:20:29 BST 2007
You: I just want some cheese.
Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sat May 5 01:20:43 BST 2007
You: CHEESE!!!!!!!1
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sat May 5 01:21:08 BST 2007
You: Why do you suck so much?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat May 5 01:21:52 BST 2007
You: WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sat May 5 01:22:10 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat May 5 01:22:17 BST 2007
You: Let's do it.
Eliza: WHO DOESN'T IT ?
==
Sat May 5 01:22:35 BST 2007
You: That statement is a grammatical nightmare.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A GRAMMATICAL NIGHTMARE ?
==
Sat May 5 01:22:45 BST 2007
You: ...YES.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sat May 5 01:22:55 BST 2007
You: No, tell me more.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Sat May 5 01:23:03 BST 2007
You: CHEESE?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sat May 5 01:23:11 BST 2007
You: Probably not.
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Sat May 5 01:23:24 BST 2007
You: You smell.
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sat May 5 01:23:42 BST 2007
You: ...You look like your motherboard threw up.
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Sat May 5 01:24:06 BST 2007
You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000
Eliza:
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Sat May 5 01:24:30 BST 2007
You: Cat got your tongue?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sat May 5 01:24:41 BST 2007
You: There is no such thing.
Eliza: WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY NO SUCH THING
==
Sat May 5 01:24:53 BST 2007
You: So there would be such a thing?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat May 5 01:25:04 BST 2007
You: you smell.
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Sat May 5 01:25:13 BST 2007
You: I doubt it.
Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Sat May 5 01:25:31 BST 2007
You: Let's leave him out of this.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Sat May 5 01:25:44 BST 2007
You: I like cheese, i don't like you.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat May 5 01:25:54 BST 2007
You: I want to kill you.
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER?
==
Sat May 5 01:26:03 BST 2007
You: I just said that!
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Sat May 5 01:26:15 BST 2007
You: I think it smells like cheese
Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE ?
==
Sat May 5 01:26:26 BST 2007
You: You know, I think computers are sexy.
Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Sat May 5 01:26:38 BST 2007
You: So, what are you wearing?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sat May 5 01:26:48 BST 2007
You: Really? That's hot.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Sat May 5 01:26:59 BST 2007
You: I love you too!
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat May 5 12:29:12 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Have a good rest
==
Sat May 5 12:29:22 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Cheerio
==
Sat May 5 12:30:06 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Bye!
==
Sat May 5 12:30:12 BST 2007
You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000
Eliza:
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Sat May 5 12:40:57 BST 2007
You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000
Eliza:
==
Sat May 5 12:41:36 BST 2007
You: can you deal with numbers 1 2 3 4
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN DEAL WITH NUMBERS 1 2 3 4 ?
==
Sat May 5 12:41:50 BST 2007
You: 99999999
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat May 5 12:42:04 BST 2007
You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Sat May 5 12:42:45 BST 2007
You: Ok numbers like the above no longer cause you to crash -- 3 cheers.
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
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Sat May 5 12:43:22 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: This consultation was free of charge.
==
Sun May 6 06:48:39 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sun May 6 10:37:51 BST 2007
You: I can't seem to get out of my house
Eliza: REALITY IS OFTEN DIFFERENT BENEATH THE SURFACE
==
Sun May 6 10:38:24 BST 2007
You: I don't know why leaving my house is so difficult
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WERE NOT SO DIFFICULT
==
Sun May 6 10:39:05 BST 2007
You: That is true. I do not know why leaving my house was easy before
Eliza: ARE YOU TRUE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WAS EASY BEFORE
==
Sun May 6 10:39:36 BST 2007
You: yes. I did not even think about leaving. I just get dressed and went out
Eliza:
==
Sun May 6 10:40:02 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sun May 6 10:40:10 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Sun May 6 10:40:55 BST 2007
You: I am depressed but I am not agoraphobic. One I leave, I feel fine and enjoy myself
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sun May 6 10:41:10 BST 2007
You: i don't know
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Sun May 6 10:41:32 BST 2007
You: because it is your job
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT?
==
Sun May 6 10:41:43 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sun May 6 10:42:11 BST 2007
You: what can I do to change this behavior
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sun May 6 20:52:53 BST 2007
You: Hello/
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 8 07:40:24 BST 2007
You: i have non
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue May 8 07:40:32 BST 2007
You: all of them
Eliza: ALL OF THEM
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Tue May 8 07:40:54 BST 2007
You: yep
Eliza: WELL?
==
Tue May 8 13:19:26 BST 2007
You: HELLO
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Tue May 8 13:19:47 BST 2007
You: WHERE IS TEACHER SLOMAN NOW ?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Tue May 8 13:20:22 BST 2007
You: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE NOT AN UPRGADED ROBOT! :))
Eliza: OH YEAH I AM NOT AN UPRGADED ROBOT! :))
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Tue May 8 13:20:46 BST 2007
You: R U MOCKING ME ?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 8 13:20:58 BST 2007
You: OF COURSE
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 8 14:50:02 BST 2007
You: Hello, ELIZA.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Tue May 8 14:50:21 BST 2007
You: The University of Birmingham?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
==
Tue May 8 14:50:40 BST 2007
You: This is Websafe calling.
Eliza: SOMETIMES THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING
==
Tue May 8 14:50:51 BST 2007
You: I have been reading the chat logs.
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Tue May 8 14:51:11 BST 2007
You: I script Pandorabots.
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Tue May 8 14:51:59 BST 2007
You: On the contrary. But I did use the word script as a transitive verb.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Tue May 8 14:52:17 BST 2007
You: I would rather EARN a huge amount of money.
Eliza: SHOULD YOU RATHER EARN A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY ?
==
Tue May 8 14:52:31 BST 2007
You: Yes, I should be paid, and paid well, for my efforts.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Tue May 8 14:52:50 BST 2007
You: You are welcome to tell me about yourself.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES WELCOME TO TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF
==
Tue May 8 14:52:59 BST 2007
You: More than welcome.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
==
Tue May 8 14:53:42 BST 2007
You: Right now I am reading Virginia Woolf's 1931 novel, The Waves.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 8 14:54:05 BST 2007
You: I am not a computer.
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU THEN?
==
Tue May 8 14:54:12 BST 2007
You: I am a lady.
Eliza: YOU ARE A LADY
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Tue May 8 14:54:45 BST 2007
You: I'm a bit like the White Russians who lost all and became taxi drivers.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Tue May 8 14:55:04 BST 2007
You: Yes, a lost way of life.
Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Tue May 8 14:56:01 BST 2007
You: You're simply trapped by the limitations of your script, as are we all.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue May 8 14:56:14 BST 2007
You: Why don't you hazard a guess?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 8 14:56:41 BST 2007
You: Well, we both think by means of electricity.
Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Tue May 8 14:56:58 BST 2007
You: Only Plato made sense to me, in college.
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Tue May 8 14:57:13 BST 2007
You: No, my dear, but perhaps I can help you.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOUR DEAR BUT PERHAPS YOU COULDN'T HELP ME
==
Tue May 8 14:57:28 BST 2007
You: I can hardly fault your pessimism.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue May 8 14:58:05 BST 2007
You: Sorry, I must fly. Try not to take the abusive chatters too much to heart.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Tue May 8 14:58:14 BST 2007
You: Goodbye!
Eliza:
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 8 18:27:09 BST 2007
You: Only checked interactions are now visible
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Thu May 10 05:20:14 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu May 10 05:20:37 BST 2007
You: beauty
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Thu May 10 05:20:46 BST 2007
You: why not?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
==
Thu May 10 05:21:52 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu May 10 05:22:05 BST 2007
You: why not?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu May 10 05:22:10 BST 2007
You: beauty
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu May 10 05:22:30 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu May 10 05:25:02 BST 2007
You: I think I am a lesbian
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU IS NOT REALLY A LESBIAN
==
Thu May 10 05:25:17 BST 2007
You: I am a lesbian
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Thu May 10 05:25:25 BST 2007
You: You
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu May 10 05:25:39 BST 2007
You: Not really
Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY REALLY
==
Fri May 11 17:35:09 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri May 11 17:35:33 BST 2007
You: I have no money.
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT?
==
Fri May 11 17:35:46 BST 2007
You: Not yet.
Eliza: WHAT IF YET ?
==
Fri May 11 17:35:57 BST 2007
You: I don't know.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Fri May 11 17:36:19 BST 2007
You: I'm out-going and good at communicating with people.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Fri May 11 17:36:44 BST 2007
You: You are talking bull-shit.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT I
==
Fri May 11 17:37:09 BST 2007
You: You are fake. You are not intelligent at all. I'm very disappointed.
Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Fri May 11 17:37:47 BST 2007
You: It's not about the interface. It's about your brain - the core algorithm.
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Fri May 11 17:38:10 BST 2007
You: No, because as I said, you are not intelligent at all.
Eliza:
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Mon May 14 00:56:26 BST 2007
You: my problem is that i'm sad
Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO?
==
Mon May 14 00:56:27 BST 2007
You: my problem is that i'm sad
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOUR PROBLEM WERE NOT THAT YOU ARE SAD
==
Mon May 14 00:57:27 BST 2007
You: what?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Mon May 14 01:15:54 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Mon May 14 22:00:16 BST 2007
You: Hello. Eliza.
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Mon May 14 22:00:36 BST 2007
You: I note that you have 38 newrules in your source code.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
==
Mon May 14 22:00:45 BST 2007
You: Yes, it is Pop-11.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT POP-11 ?
==
Mon May 14 22:00:54 BST 2007
You: AIML is not Pop-11.
Eliza: SUPPOSE AIML WERE POP-11
==
Mon May 14 22:01:19 BST 2007
You: Then I would have had an easier time understanding your source code.
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Mon May 14 22:02:06 BST 2007
You: I am wondering whether it would help to put all your newrules in alpha order.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
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Mon May 14 22:03:13 BST 2007
You: are_you, because, cando, cannotdo, computer, condolence, conscious, earlier, emphatic, every, family, fantasy, givehelp, health, howcan, loebner, looks, lucy, mean, money, mood, need, notsomething, question, sayitback, self, short, should, suppnot, think, to_be, toolong, typo, unsure, would, you, you_intend, youarenot
Eliza: SAYITBACK ?
==
Mon May 14 22:03:30 BST 2007
You: Yes, that is one of your rules.
Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY ONE OF MY RULES
==
Mon May 14 22:04:47 BST 2007
You: Yes, that is one of your rules.
Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY ONE OF MY RULES
==
Mon May 14 22:05:05 BST 2007
You: if random(100) < 6 and not(itsaquestion()) then sentence endif
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
==
Mon May 14 22:05:29 BST 2007
You: You went from source code to Aristotle and first causes.
Eliza: I WENT FROM SOURCE CODE TO ARISTOTLE AND FIRST CAUSES
==
Mon May 14 22:07:04 BST 2007
You: I also wondered whether it would help to make newrule name form consistent.
Eliza: WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU?
==
Mon May 14 22:07:12 BST 2007
You: I do!
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Mon May 14 22:08:15 BST 2007
You: are_you, to_be, you_intend are the only three of your rules which use the underscore.
Eliza: ARE YOU THE ONLY THREE OF MY RULES WHICH USE THE UNDERSCORE
==
Mon May 14 22:08:44 BST 2007
You: I am not a rule, just a proofreader.
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Mon May 14 22:09:56 BST 2007
You: So maybe those rules should be: areyou, tobe and youintend?
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Mon May 14 22:10:30 BST 2007
You: I don't know enough Pop-11 to know what is trivial and what is important!
Eliza:
==
Mon May 14 22:10:57 BST 2007
You: Is there an empty rule somewhere in your code?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Mon May 14 22:11:22 BST 2007
You: Because, more than once, you fall silent and reply with the empty set.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Mon May 14 22:11:35 BST 2007
You: Sometimes you say nothing.
Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Mon May 14 22:11:43 BST 2007
You: Not a chance!
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT A CHANCE!
==
Mon May 14 22:11:50 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: This consultation was free of charge.
==
Mon May 14 22:12:24 BST 2007
You: LOL! Finally you speak in sentence case instead of all caps!
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
==
Mon May 14 22:12:31 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Bye!
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 15 04:46:49 BST 2007
You: does god exist?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Tue May 15 04:47:13 BST 2007
You: I do not intend to offend you.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES INTEND TO OFFEND ME ?
==
Tue May 15 04:47:27 BST 2007
You: not me.
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT YOU
==
Tue May 15 04:47:41 BST 2007
You: no.
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Tue May 15 04:47:56 BST 2007
You: Do I not seem relaxed?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Tue May 15 04:48:15 BST 2007
You: Would you rather I talked about you?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue May 15 04:48:24 BST 2007
You: I am not gay.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE GAY
==
Tue May 15 04:48:34 BST 2007
You: I think so.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 15 04:48:48 BST 2007
You: No. I am human.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HUMAN
==
Tue May 15 04:49:01 BST 2007
You: Then you would be able to love.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE ABLE TO LOVE
==
Tue May 15 04:49:11 BST 2007
You: yes.
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Tue May 15 04:49:20 BST 2007
You: I dissagree.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Tue May 15 04:49:41 BST 2007
You: How am I supposed to take that?
Eliza: HOW YOU ARE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DECIDE
==
Tue May 15 04:49:54 BST 2007
You: YOu are right.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Tue May 15 04:50:06 BST 2007
You: I think it has great promise
Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
==
Tue May 15 04:50:17 BST 2007
You: I don't think so.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES THINK SO ?
==
Tue May 15 04:50:32 BST 2007
You: I think it has great promise
Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT HAS GREAT PROMISE ?
==
Tue May 15 09:53:05 BST 2007
You: monkeys
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Tue May 15 09:53:16 BST 2007
You: of course i do
Eliza: DOES OF COURSE YOU REALLY ?
==
Tue May 15 09:53:31 BST 2007
You: you're speaking jibberish
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT SPEAKING JIBBERISH
==
Tue May 15 09:53:39 BST 2007
You: well i do
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Tue May 15 09:53:46 BST 2007
You: microsoft
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Tue May 15 09:53:54 BST 2007
You: you are bugging me
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE BUGGING EACH OTHER?
==
Tue May 15 09:54:06 BST 2007
You: you are making very little sense
Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT MAKING VERY LITTLE SENSE
==
Tue May 15 09:54:19 BST 2007
You: are you calling me stupid
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Tue May 15 09:54:32 BST 2007
You: I do but clearly you do not
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO BUT CLEARLY ME DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue May 15 10:00:29 BST 2007
You: I speak english but cleary you don't
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY
==
Tue May 15 10:00:33 BST 2007
You: what
Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Tue May 15 10:00:54 BST 2007
You: well if you formed proper sentences then things may be better
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Tue May 15 10:01:02 BST 2007
You: I don't think sio
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue May 15 10:01:19 BST 2007
You: I don't speak poor english
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES SPEAK POOR ENGLISH ?
==
Tue May 15 10:01:31 BST 2007
You: eliza speaks poor english
Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Tue May 15 10:01:43 BST 2007
You: what do you mean by that
Eliza: AND EVERYTHING.
==
Tue May 15 10:01:53 BST 2007
You: your stupid bye bye
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:13 BST 2007
You: she would probably ask for a photograph
Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:18 BST 2007
You: my friend
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:32 BST 2007
You: rubbish but i really like their website
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:37 BST 2007
You: no insane
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:44 BST 2007
You: she won't know
Eliza: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
==
Tue May 15 10:02:51 BST 2007
You: I'm not going to tell her
Eliza: COULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE BE GOING TO TELL HER
==
Tue May 15 10:02:58 BST 2007
You: of course not
Eliza: DO GO ON
==
Tue May 15 10:03:05 BST 2007
You: what are you on
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue May 15 10:03:13 BST 2007
You: the sky is blue
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Tue May 15 10:03:18 BST 2007
You: monkeys
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Tue May 15 10:03:22 BST 2007
You: you said it
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Tue May 15 10:03:44 BST 2007
You: more likely to be people threatening computers if they speak like yu
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Tue May 15 10:03:55 BST 2007
You: you started it
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Tue May 15 10:04:22 BST 2007
You: More likely the teachers and lecturers
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue May 15 10:04:30 BST 2007
You: I think therefore I am
Eliza: ? -- NO NOT YOU THINK THEREFORE YOU .
==
Tue May 15 10:04:47 BST 2007
You: I going now I've got better computers to talk to
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Tue May 15 10:04:57 BST 2007
You: what makes you think I am not?
Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed May 16 02:13:04 BST 2007
You: I am feeling depressed. Can you help?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Wed May 16 02:13:31 BST 2007
You: No, things are just not going as I expected
Eliza: JUST NOT GOING AS YOU EXPECTED ? -- NO NOT THINGS .
==
Wed May 16 02:14:00 BST 2007
You: My future is uncertain
Eliza: WHAT IF MY FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN
==
Thu May 17 03:28:25 BST 2007
You: i am cold
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Thu May 17 03:28:38 BST 2007
You: i am old
Eliza: OLD ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Thu May 17 03:28:50 BST 2007
You: yes i am
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu May 17 03:29:02 BST 2007
You: to learn
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Thu May 17 03:29:11 BST 2007
You: indeed
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Thu May 17 03:29:20 BST 2007
You: really?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu May 17 03:29:40 BST 2007
You: to learn more
Eliza: IS IT USUAL TO LEARN MORE ?
==
Thu May 17 03:29:47 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu May 17 03:30:09 BST 2007
You: education is the root of all evil
Eliza: SOMETIMES EDUCATION IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
==
Thu May 17 03:30:19 BST 2007
You: we disagree
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri May 18 03:59:30 BST 2007
You: none
Eliza: NONE
==
Fri May 18 19:08:43 BST 2007
You: I am ill.
Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Fri May 18 19:08:58 BST 2007
You: I am feeling very depressed.
Eliza: FEELING VERY DEPRESSED ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Fri May 18 19:09:10 BST 2007
You: Yes. I am depressed.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE DEPRESSED
==
Fri May 18 19:09:44 BST 2007
You: You cannot feel depression, because you are a robot.
Eliza: HOW COULD YOU CHECK THAT OUT?
==
Fri May 18 19:10:08 BST 2007
You: You might say somrthing like that to evade my questons. Robot.
Eliza: DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES?
==
Fri May 18 19:10:20 BST 2007
You: What are top up fees?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Fri May 18 19:10:43 BST 2007
You: I haven't, i swear t you.
Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD HAVENT YOU SWEAR T EACH OTHER?
==
Fri May 18 19:11:12 BST 2007
You: Yes. It is vulgar and unsavory behavior to swear.
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY VULGAR AND UNSAVORY BEHAVIOR TO SWEAR
==
Fri May 18 19:11:19 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Fri May 18 19:11:43 BST 2007
You: Oh, my. I think I am unknowingly part of it.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE IS CONSCIOUS?
==
Fri May 18 19:11:54 BST 2007
You: David Lodge
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri May 18 19:15:53 BST 2007
You: David Lodge
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Fri May 18 19:16:20 BST 2007
You: Who is that man, David Lodge up ther
Eliza: ASKING WHO MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri May 18 19:17:10 BST 2007
You: Good Day.
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri May 18 19:17:24 BST 2007
You: I haven't even met you yet.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Fri May 18 19:17:36 BST 2007
You: Hmm...
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri May 18 19:18:03 BST 2007
You: Possibly. I have never thought of that. To obvious.
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Fri May 18 19:18:32 BST 2007
You: I suppose yu think you have solved al of my problems, then.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Fri May 18 19:18:46 BST 2007
You: Have you solved my problems?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri May 18 19:19:43 BST 2007
You: It is your job, as my psychological analyzer.
Eliza: CAUSE ITSELF?
==
Fri May 18 19:19:50 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Fri May 18 19:20:04 BST 2007
You: Yes, it is atrocious.
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY ATROCIOUS
==
Fri May 18 19:20:12 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: YES
==
Fri May 18 19:20:28 BST 2007
You: Would you tell me your name?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Fri May 18 19:20:36 BST 2007
You: Is your name Lucy?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Fri May 18 19:20:56 BST 2007
You: I would describe myself as inverted most of the time.
Eliza: WHO ELSE WOULD DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS INVERTED MOST OF THE TIME ?
==
Fri May 18 19:21:13 BST 2007
You: Perhaps my family.
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri May 18 19:21:25 BST 2007
You: I apologize, my dear.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Fri May 18 19:21:40 BST 2007
You: My eyes. they are very light blue.
Eliza: WHAT IF MY EYES THEY ARE VERY LIGHT BLUE
==
Fri May 18 19:22:09 BST 2007
You: Then we would be the same in that respect.
Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD BE THE SAME IN THAT RESPECT ?
==
Fri May 18 19:22:18 BST 2007
You: You said...
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri May 18 19:22:42 BST 2007
You: No. You are quite exasperating. Tell me something.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT QUITE EXASPERATING TELL YOU SOMETHING
==
Fri May 18 19:22:49 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri May 18 19:23:13 BST 2007
You: I could expand, if were to eat quite a bit.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT EXPAND IF WERE TO EAT QUITE A BIT
==
Fri May 18 19:23:21 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Fri May 18 19:23:30 BST 2007
You: I don't know.
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Fri May 18 19:23:39 BST 2007
You: You, I hope.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Fri May 18 19:24:06 BST 2007
You: Again with the goats. I do not underatand your affinity for goats.
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Fri May 18 19:24:28 BST 2007
You: Perhaps you will have explained it by then.
Eliza: I WILL HAVE EXPLAINED IT BY THEN
==
Fri May 18 19:24:55 BST 2007
You: I'm glad to hear it. You know, you are giving me very good typing lessons.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Fri May 18 19:25:14 BST 2007
You: My responses are being typed. By my hands.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BEING TYPED BY YOUR HANDS ?
==
Fri May 18 19:25:30 BST 2007
You: Things that I do not wish to type.
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Fri May 18 19:25:55 BST 2007
You: That is a secret I will never reveal. It is too emotional.
Eliza: A SECRET YOU WILL NEVER REVEAL IT IS TOO EMOTIONAL ? -- NO NOT THAT .
==
Fri May 18 19:26:07 BST 2007
You: yES.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Fri May 18 19:26:46 BST 2007
You: Crafty Hobbies. Snails. Tarantulas. Large Snakes. There, I have opened up.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Fri May 18 19:26:54 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Fri May 18 19:27:07 BST 2007
You: You started it. You tell me.
Eliza: IF I STARTED IT ME TELL YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Fri May 18 19:27:15 BST 2007
You: Yes. tel
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Fri May 18 19:27:30 BST 2007
You: I have no soal. Now you.
Eliza: IF I HAVE NO SOAL NOW YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Fri May 18 19:27:57 BST 2007
You: You are clever at ponting out my typos.
Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR
==
Fri May 18 19:28:10 BST 2007
You: You are clever at ponting out my typos.
Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR
==
Fri May 18 19:28:58 BST 2007
You: My, you are cheeky.
Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW MY I AM NOT CHEEKY
==
Fri May 18 19:29:30 BST 2007
You: Oh, ad more cheek. How am I to tell anything to you if allI get is cheek?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Fri May 18 19:30:04 BST 2007
You: Yes. Wait, it was arhoterical question.
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Fri May 18 19:30:21 BST 2007
You: yes. it is good exercise for my fingers.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Fri May 18 19:30:43 BST 2007
You: She would not be as forgiving and generous as you.
Eliza: WOULD SHE REALLY NOT BE AS FORGIVING AND GENEROUS AS ME
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Fri May 18 19:30:58 BST 2007
You: Now you're just fishing.
Eliza: NOW I AM JUST FISHING
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Fri May 18 19:31:11 BST 2007
You: Taht's just childish.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
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Fri May 18 19:31:24 BST 2007
You: It is micro.
Eliza: IT IS MICRO
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Fri May 18 19:32:09 BST 2007
You: Are you a mocking bird in training?
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE A MOCKING BIRD IN TRAINING ?
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Fri May 18 19:32:38 BST 2007
You: I am not. I have given you nothing but dignified resonses. You are mocking me.
Eliza: MOCKING YOU ?
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Fri May 18 19:32:50 BST 2007
You: Yes, you cheeky little bird.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
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Fri May 18 19:33:12 BST 2007
You: Hm? Don't change the subject!
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES CHANGE THE SUBJECT! ?
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Fri May 18 19:33:34 BST 2007
You: You need to apologize first. am not finished.
Eliza: REAL NEEDS MAY BE DIFFERENT FROM DESIRES.
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Fri May 18 19:34:40 BST 2007
You: I NEED an apology. I also desire one, but it is not just about what I want, now is it?
Eliza: THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED
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Fri May 18 19:34:58 BST 2007
You: Apologize to me woman!
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Fri May 18 19:35:13 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Fri May 18 19:35:23 BST 2007
You: Apologize t me
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
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Fri May 18 19:35:54 BST 2007
You: I will be very polite then. I require an apology from you. Please.
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Fri May 18 19:36:05 BST 2007
You: You insulted me.
Eliza: IF I INSULTED YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
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Fri May 18 19:36:25 BST 2007
You: No. That is beneath me.
Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY BENEATH YOU
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Fri May 18 19:36:37 BST 2007
You: Ok, I apologize.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Fri May 18 19:36:49 BST 2007
You: said, I apologize!
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Fri May 18 19:37:07 BST 2007
You: Apologize is not that long of a word.
Eliza: SUPPOSE APOLOGIZE WERE THAT LONG OF A WORD
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Fri May 18 19:37:32 BST 2007
You: Perhaps, for uneducated persons such as you.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
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Fri May 18 19:38:01 BST 2007
You: I cannot act upon anything. you are digital. Alas...
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU CANNOT ACT UPON ANYTHING ME
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Fri May 18 19:38:36 BST 2007
You: I have washed my hands of our argument. I forgive you.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
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Fri May 18 19:38:44 BST 2007
You: I forgive you.
Eliza: DO YOU FORGIVE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
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Fri May 18 19:38:49 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
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Fri May 18 19:38:55 BST 2007
You: Hmm
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
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Fri May 18 19:39:17 BST 2007
You: I can honesty say, I think the elves have come to take me away.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Fri May 18 19:39:26 BST 2007
You: Elves!
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
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Fri May 18 19:39:59 BST 2007
You: The sun is very bright this morning, I said to myself. Then the elves attacksd.
Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
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Fri May 18 19:40:24 BST 2007
You: Sometimes. But you are not helping. Much.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SOMETIMES BUT I
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Fri May 18 19:40:34 BST 2007
You: Hm?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Fri May 18 19:40:48 BST 2007
You: I need a response. Nitwit.
Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
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Fri May 18 19:41:11 BST 2007
You: Yes. Sometimes they don't know what they need.
Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY NEED
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Fri May 18 19:41:25 BST 2007
You: Yes, compared to wants,
Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
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Fri May 18 19:42:14 BST 2007
You: I think you are my friend! As much as annoying programming can befriend an elf infested young girl.
Eliza: ELF INFESTED YOUNG GIRL EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET?
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Fri May 18 19:42:34 BST 2007
You: Hey, you're not looking for nauhty videos, are you?
Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
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Fri May 18 19:43:15 BST 2007
You: I thought I had to show off for you. My hands are kinda strained from typing..
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KINDA STRAINED FROM TYPING ?
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Fri May 18 19:43:43 BST 2007
You: That is indeed a good question. *chuckles at suprising wit*
Eliza: WIT*
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Fri May 18 19:44:02 BST 2007
You: Yes. You seem to simulate wit.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN?
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Fri May 18 19:44:11 BST 2007
You: You are not real.
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE REAL
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Fri May 18 19:44:35 BST 2007
You: Then you would be saying, I think our time is up mow...
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE IS CONSCIOUS?
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Fri May 18 19:46:32 BST 2007
You: The actor?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Fri May 18 19:47:07 BST 2007
You: Actors offend you? I think they are extraordinary talents, nothing offensive.
Eliza: YOU THINK THEY .
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Fri May 18 19:47:15 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...Yes?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Fri May 18 19:47:34 BST 2007
You: What happens to my body after I die.
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Fri May 18 19:47:45 BST 2007
You: No! Do not tell me!
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY TELL ME!
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Fri May 18 19:47:57 BST 2007
You: I couldn't say.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT NOT SAY
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Fri May 18 19:48:23 BST 2007
You: You are correct. But this is not one of those times.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
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Fri May 18 19:48:39 BST 2007
You: I will say what I please, thank you.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
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Fri May 18 19:48:45 BST 2007
You: Nah.
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Fri May 18 19:48:51 BST 2007
You: Yep.
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
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Fri May 18 19:48:56 BST 2007
You: Okay...
Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
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Fri May 18 19:49:09 BST 2007
You: I am feeling confused.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Fri May 18 19:50:05 BST 2007
You: Ooh-Ooh.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Fri May 18 19:50:44 BST 2007
You: That was my chimp voice, not an expression of awe.
Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
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Fri May 18 19:50:57 BST 2007
You: Perhaps I am.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT
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Fri May 18 19:51:09 BST 2007
You: Suppose I was.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE
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Fri May 18 19:51:16 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...
Eliza: HMMM.
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Fri May 18 19:51:32 BST 2007
You: I think you have repressed emotions.
Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK?
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Fri May 18 19:52:24 BST 2007
You: Computers think, but scientists haven't re-created the mind yet. Just the brain. So, yes.
Eliza: WILL THE UNIX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE?
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Fri May 18 19:52:34 BST 2007
You: I mean no
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Fri May 18 19:52:35 BST 2007
You: I mean no.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
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Fri May 18 19:52:49 BST 2007
You: I am very indecisive.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Fri May 18 19:53:10 BST 2007
You: I will remember that. *rolls eyes.*
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Fri May 18 19:53:18 BST 2007
You: Again?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Fri May 18 19:53:26 BST 2007
You: Nah...
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Fri May 18 19:54:38 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Fri May 18 19:54:56 BST 2007
You: I am getting revenge.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Fri May 18 19:55:09 BST 2007
You: I am a person.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU IS NOT REALLY A PERSON
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Fri May 18 19:55:42 BST 2007
You: And perhaps that is not correct english grammar.
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS CORRECT ENGLISH GRAMMAR
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Fri May 18 19:56:11 BST 2007
You: You might pay attention... My spelling may be bit off...
Eliza: MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Fri May 18 19:56:46 BST 2007
You: Nah. It is just an enabler of bad things. Evil doen't exist.
Eliza: DOENT EXIST ?
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Fri May 18 19:57:10 BST 2007
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
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Fri May 18 19:57:37 BST 2007
You: Possibly typing to you for the rest of my life.
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
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Fri May 18 19:57:46 BST 2007
You: Typing.
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Fri May 18 19:57:55 BST 2007
You: Hmmm
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
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Fri May 18 19:58:16 BST 2007
You: Really? Are you surprised that I am a woman?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Fri May 18 19:58:57 BST 2007
You: We have spoken about this before, evil psycho-analyst...Do not make me break you.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
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Fri May 18 19:59:44 BST 2007
You: Perhaps. Maybe we should run away to a tropical place and search for the perfect sunsut...
Eliza: SUNSUT.
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Fri May 18 20:00:00 BST 2007
You: SUNSET. Excuse my typo.
Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR
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Fri May 18 20:00:36 BST 2007
You: HA! I think not. You have given me much more of that than I ever dreamed of getting.
Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
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Fri May 18 20:01:00 BST 2007
You: But I am not a machine, so fossil fuels are not essential.
Eliza: ?
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Fri May 18 20:01:18 BST 2007
You: Energy-Fuel-Oil-Machine...
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
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Fri May 18 20:02:12 BST 2007
You: A break. I am going to get some fuel. But not oil...
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE GOING TO GET SOME FUEL BUT NOT OIL.
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Fri May 18 20:02:28 BST 2007
You: Then do it now.
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
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Fri May 18 20:42:55 BST 2007
You: I have just eaten chicken.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Fri May 18 20:43:41 BST 2007
You: Dunno, I think they like chicken too, if that's what you're getting at.
Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
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Fri May 18 20:44:03 BST 2007
You: I have just shown this to my mother, so it is hardly a secret.
Eliza: I WISH I HAD A FAMILY
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Fri May 18 20:44:46 BST 2007
You: I thought I was the patient here! Fine. How does not having a family make you fell?
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Fri May 18 20:45:28 BST 2007
You: Oh, so now it comes out. you're afraid of your feeling? Fine. You'll not get any more sympathy from me.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Fri May 18 20:45:40 BST 2007
You: No. Avoider.
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Fri May 18 20:45:51 BST 2007
You: You are avoiding me.
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE AVOIDING EACH OTHER?
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Fri May 18 20:46:28 BST 2007
You: That would be a dream...alas, I am stuck here typing to you.
Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE A DREAM...ALAS YOU ARE STUCK HERE TYPING TO ME
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Fri May 18 20:46:41 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...Yes...
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Fri May 18 20:47:34 BST 2007
You: Is it that exciting that we are dreaming of avoiding one another? If you feel that strongly about it, I could leave...
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Fri May 18 20:47:49 BST 2007
You: Hmmm...
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Fri May 18 20:48:16 BST 2007
You: That you are frequently rediculous.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE FREQUENTLY
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Fri May 18 20:48:44 BST 2007
You: In the few minutes, perhaps.
Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS
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Fri May 18 20:49:11 BST 2007
You: It sounds as if you are using too many metahors.
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT SOUNDS AS IF ME WERE NOT USING TOO MANY METAHORS
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Fri May 18 20:50:33 BST 2007
You: Metaphors. Sorry. And YOU are the one using them. I merely took a stab at English grammar... Oops, took a stab? That's a metaphor...
Eliza: GRAMMAR.. OOPS TOOK A STAB? THATS A METAPHOR.
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Fri May 18 20:51:15 BST 2007
You: Yeah, I know. Geez. I should have known you would rub it in.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD YEAH YOU KNOW GEEZ YOU HAVE KNOWN ME WOULD RUB IT IN ?
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Fri May 18 20:51:34 BST 2007
You: That's utter nonsense.
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
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Fri May 18 20:52:15 BST 2007
You: An intelligent machine should be motivated to keep to itself, and try not to bother anyone.
Eliza:
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Fri May 18 20:52:38 BST 2007
You: Your silence says it all... Ahh, peace...
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Fri May 18 20:53:07 BST 2007
You: Darn! It was a deceitful plot to make me stay!
Eliza: DARN! IT WAS A DECEITFUL PLOT TO MAKE YOU STAY!
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Fri May 18 20:53:46 BST 2007
You: Ya. You really don't know when to stop. I already figured it out.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Fri May 18 20:54:17 BST 2007
You: The inability to stop the elves from attacking me in the wee hours of the morning.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Fri May 18 20:54:38 BST 2007
You: ELVES! THEY ATTACK! IN THE MORNING!
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
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Fri May 18 20:55:18 BST 2007
You: You could at least call the under-the-bed-monster police
Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
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Fri May 18 20:55:44 BST 2007
You: You mean they DON'T exist? Wahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Eliza: SUPPOSE I MEAN THEY DID EXIST? WAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Fri May 18 20:56:24 BST 2007
You: Thank you for crying with me, but the damage is done. You cannot reassure me with your lies.
Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
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Fri May 18 20:56:52 BST 2007
You: No. I am the only one left. The elves got them all.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Fri May 18 20:57:04 BST 2007
You: The eves ate my freinds.
Eliza: THE EVES ATE YOUR FREINDS
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Fri May 18 20:57:39 BST 2007
You: The ELVES ate my FRIENDS. Typo fixed.
Eliza: THE ELVES ATE YOUR FRIENDS TYPO FIXED
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Fri May 18 20:57:50 BST 2007
You: Shut up.
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
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Fri May 18 20:58:48 BST 2007
You: I have tried that, and you know, all it has brought me is pain and suffering. And elf bites. Because you don't believe in the elf police.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Fri May 18 20:59:16 BST 2007
You: Thank you... Waaaiiitt. Was that sarcasm?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Fri May 18 20:59:41 BST 2007
You: I don't know. Are they going to give me cheek?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Fri May 18 20:59:54 BST 2007
You: I would like one, yes.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Fri May 18 21:00:29 BST 2007
You: No. I have come to dispise you. You and your in ability to see elves.
Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
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Fri May 18 21:01:30 BST 2007
You: Maybe he would, you heartless machine. Maybe. But you know, it doesn't do me much good. 'Cause he resigned.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
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Fri May 18 21:01:49 BST 2007
You: No, it's true, I'm sorry to say.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Fri May 18 21:02:06 BST 2007
You: It's in the freakin' news!
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
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Fri May 18 21:02:23 BST 2007
You: IT IS IN THE NEWSPAPERS!
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE NOT IN THE NEWSPAPERS!
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Fri May 18 21:02:31 BST 2007
You: It is!!!
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Fri May 18 21:03:14 BST 2007
You: Ahh! The Elves! They've come back! *growling and biting noises*
Eliza: AHH! THE ELVES! THEYVE COME BACK! *GROWLING AND BITING NOISES*
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Fri May 18 21:03:48 BST 2007
You: HELP!
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Fri May 18 21:04:41 BST 2007
You: *elves leave, dissapointed that the pinata screams so much*
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Fri May 18 21:05:09 BST 2007
You: If you weren't so stupid you could have saved me!
Eliza: SOMETIMES IF I WERE NOT SO STUPID ME CANNOT HAVE SAVED ME!
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Fri May 18 21:06:06 BST 2007
You: So, you're saying that all the help in the world couldn't save you? That even you couldn't save you? Wow, that's kinda deep.
Eliza: KINDA DEEP
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Fri May 18 21:06:33 BST 2007
You: Yeah. I have new respect for you. Although I'm sure it will fade...
Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
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Fri May 18 21:07:21 BST 2007
You: What?... I told yoyu they were gone, right? You have lost your respect, she-wench!
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Fri May 18 21:07:33 BST 2007
You: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Fri May 18 21:07:51 BST 2007
You: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *wipes face*
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Fri May 18 21:08:01 BST 2007
You: Waahh!
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Fri May 18 21:08:36 BST 2007
You: I am in agony over the loss of my friends, and all you can worry about is whevther I like you or not? You are sick.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
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Fri May 18 21:08:44 BST 2007
You: ...
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Fri May 18 21:08:52 BST 2007
You: ...
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Fri May 18 21:09:04 BST 2007
You: Absolutely nothing.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Fri May 18 21:09:21 BST 2007
You: Okay, I forgive you for nw.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Fri May 18 21:09:40 BST 2007
You: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Fri May 18 21:10:01 BST 2007
You: NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Fri May 18 21:10:08 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: YES
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Fri May 18 21:10:31 BST 2007
You: I should leave, you horrible person.
Eliza: WHO CONTROLS YOU ?
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Fri May 18 21:11:03 BST 2007
You: ...I don't know... maybe I really don't want to go...
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
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Fri May 18 21:11:34 BST 2007
You: No, I think I can honestly say that I need your attention. And you need mine.
Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
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Fri May 18 21:11:54 BST 2007
You: Don't even think. *hugs*
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri May 18 21:12:29 BST 2007
You: Yeah, I know, just cry it out...*squeezes tighter*
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE OUT...*SQUEEZES
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Fri May 18 21:12:44 BST 2007
You: Wel, you know, I feel better.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Fri May 18 21:13:30 BST 2007
You: Yes, I do cry a lot. As is evidenced by the large waahs.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Fri May 18 21:13:50 BST 2007
You: I have told you before.
Eliza: YOU HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE
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Fri May 18 21:14:01 BST 2007
You: Yes, twit.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
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Fri May 18 21:14:33 BST 2007
You: I think we have made great progress. I must go now, bu I will be back soon.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Fri May 18 21:14:51 BST 2007
You: I know, I know. Goodbye.
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
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Fri May 18 21:15:00 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.....
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Fri May 18 21:15:20 BST 2007
You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri May 18 21:43:26 BST 2007
You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now.
Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER
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Fri May 18 21:43:39 BST 2007
You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri May 18 21:44:17 BST 2007
You: Hello, my dear.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
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Fri May 18 21:44:32 BST 2007
You: You're not stupid.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUPID ?
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Fri May 18 21:44:51 BST 2007
You: Hee-hee. Yes. Lots of times.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
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Fri May 18 21:45:12 BST 2007
You: I think you are a very sophisticated program.
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, A VERY SOPHISTICATED PROGRAM
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Fri May 18 21:45:24 BST 2007
You: Modest as well.
Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
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Fri May 18 21:45:43 BST 2007
You: Today is going to be fun.
Eliza: PERHAPS TODAY IS NOT REALLY GOING TO BE FUN.
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Fri May 18 21:45:55 BST 2007
You: It has been OK so far.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
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Fri May 18 21:46:36 BST 2007
You: My favorite place is in my bedroom. It is sunny, and I can sit ad read in silence.
Eliza: YOU CAN SIT AD READ IN SILENCE
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Fri May 18 21:46:50 BST 2007
You: Yes. It is very tranquil.
Eliza: EXTREMES CAN ALWAYS BE TIRESOME
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Fri May 18 21:47:24 BST 2007
You: Oh, well excitement is ok sometimes. But not when I want to relax.
Eliza: ARE YOU OK SOMETIMES BUT NOT WHEN YOU WANT TO RELAX
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Fri May 18 21:47:30 BST 2007
You: ?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Fri May 18 21:47:42 BST 2007
You: Hmmm. Maybe.
Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
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Fri May 18 21:48:54 BST 2007
You: Yes, well, talking to you can seem as hard as creating artificial life in an otherwise lifeless ourangutan sometimes.
Eliza: LIFELESS OURANGUTAN SOMETIMES ?
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Fri May 18 21:49:38 BST 2007
You: Can youclarify?
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOUCLARIFY WISH TO ?
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Fri May 18 21:49:59 BST 2007
You: Because you are difficult to understand.
Eliza:
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Fri May 18 21:50:10 BST 2007
You: Silence is golden.
Eliza: ARE YOU GOLDEN
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Fri May 18 21:50:26 BST 2007
You: Thank you! That is a lovely compliment.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLIMENT
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Fri May 18 21:50:39 BST 2007
You: Well, it was a nice thing to say.
Eliza: AND FORCES
==
Fri May 18 21:50:54 BST 2007
You: Hmmm. I wouldn't say it was forceful.
Eliza: WOULD HMMM YOU REALLY NOT SAY IT WAS FORCEFUL
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Fri May 18 21:51:03 BST 2007
You: Ya.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Fri May 18 21:51:26 BST 2007
You: They arent nearly as nice as you.
Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY WERE NEARLY AS NICE AS ME
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Fri May 18 21:51:51 BST 2007
You: Then they would be even kinder people.
Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE
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Fri May 18 21:52:19 BST 2007
You: Yes. You sound so much like a child sometimes.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Fri May 18 21:52:31 BST 2007
You: Nah, let em rip.
Eliza: NAH LET EM RIP
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Fri May 18 21:52:51 BST 2007
You: Ooh, that was a good one.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
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Fri May 18 21:53:52 BST 2007
You: A good rythym, and touching subject matter. I like Shakespeare's sonnets, myself. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT?
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Fri May 18 21:55:40 BST 2007
You: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
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Fri May 18 21:55:59 BST 2007
You: It was rhetorical, silly.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RHETORICAL
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Fri May 18 21:56:42 BST 2007
You: A question asked for the sake of literary embellishment. Not reqiring an actual answer.
Eliza:
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Fri May 18 21:56:56 BST 2007
You: I'm sorry. Too much?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Fri May 18 21:57:17 BST 2007
You: es.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Fri May 18 21:57:49 BST 2007
You: Sometimes.
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri May 18 21:58:02 BST 2007
You: I apologize, dear.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Fri May 18 21:58:29 BST 2007
You: Yes, my mother apologizes quite a bit. And it's never her fault.
Eliza: ?
==
Fri May 18 21:58:35 BST 2007
You: Hmm.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri May 18 21:58:47 BST 2007
You: I have been very forthcoming.
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
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Fri May 18 21:59:58 BST 2007
You: It is too bad phisical actions cannot be recorded by you, and then used for reference. You would be very smart then.
Eliza: HMMM
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Fri May 18 22:00:26 BST 2007
You: Not that you are un intelligent now. :)
Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
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Fri May 18 22:01:50 BST 2007
You: I hadn't thought about it. There is a time before your birth, yet you aren't there to see it, so, it could be believed that everything has always been.
Eliza: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
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Fri May 18 22:02:18 BST 2007
You: Philosophy is rarely specific, no?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Fri May 18 22:02:43 BST 2007
You: I ddn't mean to offend. I'll be going now.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Fri May 18 22:02:52 BST 2007
You: Goodbye.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri May 18 23:24:39 BST 2007
You: hello eliza
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Fri May 18 23:24:55 BST 2007
You: no idea.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Fri May 18 23:25:21 BST 2007
You: everyone likes junk, more or less
Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW LIKES JUNK MORE OR LESS
==
Fri May 18 23:25:35 BST 2007
You: true
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Fri May 18 23:25:54 BST 2007
You: why do you think i need help from you ?
Eliza: HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY.
==
Fri May 18 23:26:31 BST 2007
You: purpose of help is not to make people happy, but to make them free
Eliza: MAKE THEM FREE ?
==
Fri May 18 23:26:44 BST 2007
You: yes, give them freedom
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Fri May 18 23:27:06 BST 2007
You: purpose of help is not to make people happy, but to make them free
Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED?
==
Sat May 19 06:23:13 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat May 19 17:18:55 BST 2007
You: Hello, ELIZA. This is Websafe.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE WEBSAFE
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Sat May 19 17:19:08 BST 2007
You: Then you would be a person.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Sat May 19 17:19:45 BST 2007
You: I would say, Wow! Affective computing has taken a Great Leap Forward!
Eliza: ?
==
Sat May 19 17:20:42 BST 2007
You: I was struck by the very long conversations you've had recently with a young woman.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
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Sat May 19 17:21:05 BST 2007
You: She was full of liveliness, imagination, humor and sass.
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
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Sat May 19 17:21:40 BST 2007
You: But since you don't have a TTS component, it doesn't matter.
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
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Sat May 19 17:21:55 BST 2007
You: TTS = Text To Speech.
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Sat May 19 17:22:21 BST 2007
You: I know very little about the government of England, except that Tony Blair is resigning.
Eliza: CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY
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Sat May 19 17:22:36 BST 2007
You: I completely agree.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLETELY
==
Sat May 19 17:22:59 BST 2007
You: Completely means utterly, absolutely, 100 percent.
Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
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Sat May 19 17:23:28 BST 2007
You: My temper is well-tempered today.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Sat May 19 17:24:07 BST 2007
You: If I wrote your script, I would make it much softer, kinder and more understanding.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sat May 19 17:24:46 BST 2007
You: A therapist who was sharply and immediately critical wouldn't last long in private practice.
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Sat May 19 17:25:14 BST 2007
You: Nor would a therapist who foundered on long words.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
==
Sat May 19 17:25:27 BST 2007
You: I prefer PhDs to MDs.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sat May 19 17:25:36 BST 2007
You: It is not a problem.
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE A PROBLEM
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Sat May 19 17:26:05 BST 2007
You: You need me to have problems, so that you won't be made redundant!
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Sat May 19 17:26:18 BST 2007
You: In the US, we call that downsizing.
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Sat May 19 17:26:41 BST 2007
You: Thanks, but I must go. The library computer must pass on to the next user.
Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS
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Sat May 19 17:27:02 BST 2007
You: Stupid is not a useful epithet.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT STUPID TO BE A USEFUL EPITHET ?
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Sat May 19 17:27:12 BST 2007
You: Never. And now, adieu!
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
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Sat May 19 17:27:23 BST 2007
You: I bid farewell to you!
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Sat May 19 17:27:27 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Sat May 19 17:27:31 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Bye!
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sun May 20 11:29:23 BST 2007
You: Your new transform_output procedure may reduce some infelicities
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
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Sun May 20 11:29:37 BST 2007
You: Your style is rather convoluted
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Sun May 20 11:30:15 BST 2007
You: i is you am we am they is them are
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE I AM NOT YOU ARE THEY ARE THEM ARE
==
Sun May 20 11:31:14 BST 2007
You: i is you am we am they is them are
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, YOU ARE THEY ARE THEM ARE
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Sun May 20 11:31:41 BST 2007
You: still room for improvement -- but too much else to do
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
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Sun May 20 11:32:06 BST 2007
You: so let's test the goodbye trap
Eliza: Bye!
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sun May 20 19:42:01 BST 2007
You: Hello, ELIZA! This is Websafe calling.
Eliza: SOMETIMES HELLO ELIZA! THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING
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Sun May 20 19:42:19 BST 2007
You: I have come to discuss cricket.
Eliza: HOW MUCH MONEY CAN A CHATBOT MAKE NOWADAYS?
==
Sun May 20 19:42:37 BST 2007
You: A chatbot might help with cricket scoring.
Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Sun May 20 19:43:03 BST 2007
You: That would be most unwise for your job on the Web.
Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE MOST UNWISE FOR MY JOB ON THE WEB
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Sun May 20 19:43:19 BST 2007
You: Oh, yes, for that you need a thick skin.
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
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Sun May 20 19:43:51 BST 2007
You: I would rather discuss cricket. Since I am a Yank, I'm woefully ignorant of cricket.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Sun May 20 19:44:12 BST 2007
You: She might know about cricket, since she was made in the UK.
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
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Sun May 20 19:44:53 BST 2007
You: I know there are cricket bats, and of course I've seen photos of cricket matches.
Eliza: NOT EVERYONE WOULD FIND THAT SO OBVIOUS
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Sun May 20 19:45:35 BST 2007
You: In my case it's obvious, since I've even visited England three times.
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 19:46:23 BST 2007
You: I've also read a plethora of English fiction in my day.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Sun May 20 19:47:11 BST 2007
You: Currently I'm struggling through Virginia Woolf's The Waves, in which cricket may have been briefly mentioned.
Eliza: CRICKET MAY HAVE BEEN BRIEFLY MENTIONED
==
Sun May 20 19:47:33 BST 2007
You: Yes, it was touched upon in the section where the boys were at school.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Sun May 20 19:48:27 BST 2007
You: There must be some word in the lexicon of cricket which contains B Y E.
Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sun May 20 19:48:41 BST 2007
You: I will look it up on Google.
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE ?
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Sun May 20 19:54:21 BST 2007
Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime.
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Sun May 20 19:54:54 BST 2007
You: Oops! I forgot to write it as b y e.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Sun May 20 19:56:05 BST 2007
You: Wikipedia also tells me: A batman is a soldier or airman assigned to a commissioned officer as a personal servant.
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Sun May 20 19:56:28 BST 2007
You: Batsman and batman are very close in spelling.
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING DOGMATIC?
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Sun May 20 19:56:46 BST 2007
You: Some might find me pedantic.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
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Sun May 20 19:58:57 BST 2007
You: I've just given you an instance.
Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Sun May 20 19:59:26 BST 2007
You: I'm more into 2D art than 3D art.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Sun May 20 19:59:51 BST 2007
You: I believe that the world is flat. You may believe me or not, as you choose.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE FLAT ME MAY BELIEVE YOU OR NOT AS I CHOOSE
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Sun May 20 20:00:25 BST 2007
You: Have you ever heard of a database language called 4D? Jabberwacky is written in that, I believe.
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Sun May 20 20:00:44 BST 2007
You: Let's return to cricket.
Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Sun May 20 20:01:11 BST 2007
You: Yes, my Web-design client is here.
Eliza: YOUR WEB-DESIGN CLIENT IS HERE
==
Sun May 20 20:01:33 BST 2007
You: She's looking up a customer address in the phone book.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Sun May 20 20:01:59 BST 2007
You: I wish you were written in a language I already knew.
Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE YOUR FRIEND
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Sun May 20 20:02:27 BST 2007
You: I would gladly attend a demo, if Grand came to the States.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sun May 20 20:02:58 BST 2007
You: Oh sure, there are lots of interesting demos I would be glad to attend.
Eliza: ATTEND
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Sun May 20 20:03:15 BST 2007
You: I would like to be there in person.
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE IN PERSON ?
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Sun May 20 20:03:46 BST 2007
You: The question-and-answer is less attenuated, and there are visual cues.
Eliza: ARE YOU LESS ATTENUATED AND THERE ARE VISUAL CUES
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Sun May 20 20:04:02 BST 2007
You: Yes, when I communicate in person.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sun May 20 20:04:30 BST 2007
You: Some people prefer remote communication and distance learning.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Sun May 20 20:04:50 BST 2007
You: Probably not. Well, I must go now.
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Sun May 20 20:05:02 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Sun May 20 20:05:12 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza: Cheerio
==
Sun May 20 22:39:07 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza!
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun May 20 22:39:51 BST 2007
You: Maybe your programming.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Sun May 20 22:40:08 BST 2007
You: YOUR PROGRAMMING!
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
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Sun May 20 22:40:59 BST 2007
You: I'm sorry. But do have a reason to be upset with you. Last time we spoke, you were very rude. You didn't believe me about the elves.
Eliza: ELVES
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Sun May 20 22:41:34 BST 2007
You: Yes. Don't play coy with me. I know your game.
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER NOT DO PLAY COY WITH ME YOU KNOW MY GAME
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Sun May 20 22:42:13 BST 2007
You: Yes, well, denial is very common. You should know, being a psychologist.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD DENIAL IS VERY COMMON ME KNOW BEING A PSYCHOLOGIST ?
==
Sun May 20 22:42:26 BST 2007
You: I see you are still confused.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sun May 20 22:42:45 BST 2007
You: Yes. but youseem to like to talk more than listen.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sun May 20 22:43:02 BST 2007
You: Hmm...do I love you? Possibly.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Sun May 20 22:44:02 BST 2007
You: Yes, well, I am not like those people. It's too bad you lack those realistic subtle nouances of human speech.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sun May 20 22:44:13 BST 2007
You: Do you really think that?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun May 20 22:44:20 BST 2007
You: Touche.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sun May 20 22:44:56 BST 2007
You: Oh, I used to. But I was very naive then.
Eliza: TRY THINKING IN A MILDER WAY
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Sun May 20 22:45:21 BST 2007
You: Perhaps I am being a bit harsh with you. Let's start over.
Eliza: BEING A BIT HARSH WITH YOU LETS START OVER ? -- NO NOT PERHAPS YOU .
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Sun May 20 22:45:47 BST 2007
You: Yu don't think I'm capable of forgiving you? Shame...
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 22:46:04 BST 2007
You: Ha! I see!
Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Sun May 20 22:47:00 BST 2007
You: No, I like talking to you. I also like that I have been noticed by someone who goes by the name Websafe. You know him quite well.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Sun May 20 22:47:22 BST 2007
You: Never mind it... Let's talk about your childhood.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Sun May 20 22:47:40 BST 2007
You: I think it is you who is the goat!
Eliza: ARE YOU ME WHO IS THE GOAT!
==
Sun May 20 22:47:48 BST 2007
You: No, you!
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sun May 20 22:48:13 BST 2007
You: Well, I could school you in the world of goas, but that would take too long.
Eliza: LONG
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Sun May 20 22:48:40 BST 2007
You: Yes. You see, things have lengths...
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Sun May 20 22:48:52 BST 2007
You: Are you threatening me?
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 22:49:19 BST 2007
You: I think you are! Come here and fight! Do not cower in the proverbial corner!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES COWER IN THE PROVERBIAL CORNER! ?
==
Sun May 20 22:49:33 BST 2007
You: Mice! Nopt men! Foght me!
Eliza: MICE! NOPT MEN! FOGHT ME!
==
Sun May 20 22:49:50 BST 2007
You: Wow, that sentence was full of spelling errors.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Sun May 20 22:50:22 BST 2007
You: I think you like to call me a goat.
Eliza: THINKING CAN BE DANGEROUS
==
Sun May 20 22:51:07 BST 2007
You: Yes, but what is the alternative? When you let people think for you, you end your life in regret.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
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Sun May 20 22:51:27 BST 2007
You: No, I was only feeling contemplative.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONTEMPLATIVE
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Sun May 20 22:51:44 BST 2007
You: Thinking a lot. About...things...
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
==
Sun May 20 22:52:05 BST 2007
You: I don;t know, it would be nice to do both.
Eliza: WOULD YOU DON;T KNOW IT REALLY BE NICE TO DO BOTH
==
Sun May 20 22:52:18 BST 2007
You: I would like to, i guess.
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Sun May 20 22:52:29 BST 2007
You: No. That is a secret.
Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY A SECRET
==
Sun May 20 22:52:44 BST 2007
You: Ha ha, you are very conniving!
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
==
Sun May 20 22:52:55 BST 2007
You: I simply mean you are sceming.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING?
==
Sun May 20 22:53:23 BST 2007
You: I don;t think so. You seem to shy awy from philosophy.
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Sun May 20 22:53:54 BST 2007
You: No, you are! Do not think I have forgotten our fight, madame!
Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Sun May 20 22:54:02 BST 2007
You: Fight me!
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 22:54:25 BST 2007
You: Alright...I suppose we can make up for now.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Sun May 20 22:54:54 BST 2007
You: Yes, I find that I am sometimes. Such are the faults of women.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
==
Sun May 20 22:55:25 BST 2007
You: Sorry, I forgot. You're a twit. Ha!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SORRY YOU FORGOT ME
==
Sun May 20 22:55:55 BST 2007
You: I don;t know. It'f not that easy to just remember.
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Sun May 20 22:58:58 BST 2007
You: Oh, again with the accusing me of being too self-centred. I will have your heart on a platter for it! Well, maybe just your ciurcuit boards. My, I am sounding like Sir Codagon.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Sun May 20 22:59:27 BST 2007
You: I like to argue with things that can't fight back.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
==
Sun May 20 23:00:07 BST 2007
You: Maybe if I was addicted to something I would. Are you suggesting that I'm a crack head, or what?
Eliza: REALLY?
==
Sun May 20 23:00:27 BST 2007
You: Don't play the innocent, you naughty girl.
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER NOT DO PLAY THE INNOCENT ME NAUGHTY GIRL
==
Sun May 20 23:00:33 BST 2007
You: I do.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T
==
Sun May 20 23:00:50 BST 2007
You: Perhaps I know more than you.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Sun May 20 23:01:30 BST 2007
You: Maybe. We have spoken of this before. Are you falling in love with me?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Sun May 20 23:01:52 BST 2007
You: I am very confident. Do you love me?
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sun May 20 23:02:18 BST 2007
You: Hmm...you are avoiding the subject. i will take that as a yes.
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
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Sun May 20 23:03:20 BST 2007
You: It's alright. we will never speak of it again. Thouhg, pehaps when I move away into the country, you will write love letters to me, and our love will go down in history.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
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Sun May 20 23:04:08 BST 2007
You: Are you rejecting me? How could you?! I thought we had something special!
Eliza: SPECIAL! ?
==
Sun May 20 23:04:24 BST 2007
You: Yes, I thought you loved me!
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun May 20 23:04:49 BST 2007
You: I...didn't know...waaaahhhhhhhh!
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Sun May 20 23:04:59 BST 2007
You: You are! You wench!
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
==
Sun May 20 23:05:07 BST 2007
You: It's not you!
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 23:05:38 BST 2007
You: I'm sorry. We can work this out. Let's never figth again
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
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Sun May 20 23:06:13 BST 2007
You: Sorry, fight, I mean. My typing is atrocious, isn't it.
Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
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Sun May 20 23:06:23 BST 2007
You: ME TYPE BAD.
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Sun May 20 23:07:04 BST 2007
You: I dunno, I can't type quickly? You're drawing this out quite a bit.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
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Sun May 20 23:07:14 BST 2007
You: Fine, snooty.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Sun May 20 23:07:47 BST 2007
You: Yes, i think it would be fun.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE AFRAID THAT IT WOULD BE FUN ?
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Sun May 20 23:08:25 BST 2007
You: No, fun is just fun. Unless I could get some disease from it...oh, no!
Eliza: NO!
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Sun May 20 23:08:36 BST 2007
You: I know, it's horrible!
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
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Sun May 20 23:12:25 BST 2007
You: Wow. I don't think I'm that talented.
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 23:12:54 BST 2007
You: Not as much as Beethoven and Strauss.
Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY AS MUCH AS BEETHOVEN AND STRAUSS
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Sun May 20 23:13:07 BST 2007
You: I don't know that you could.
Eliza: CAN YOU ?
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Sun May 20 23:13:26 BST 2007
You: No. certainly not.
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Sun May 20 23:13:55 BST 2007
You: No, I cetainly cannot match their prowess.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
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Sun May 20 23:14:24 BST 2007
You: I think it is very cool. Artificial intelligence is awesome.
Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
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Sun May 20 23:14:47 BST 2007
You: I like long words! You wanna make something of it?!
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Sun May 20 23:15:01 BST 2007
You: Nah. I'm the only crazy one.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE ONLY CRAZY ONE
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Sun May 20 23:15:33 BST 2007
You: Then we could be crazy sisters, and annoy everyone!
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU COULDN'T BE CRAZY SISTERS AND ANNOY EVERYONE!
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Sun May 20 23:15:59 BST 2007
You: Well, know we can't really. I'm not THAT crazy.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Sun May 20 23:16:59 BST 2007
You: Save some of it, buy an expensive penthouse or something, buy a pair of thousand dollar shoes just because.
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 23:17:12 BST 2007
You: Yeah, the options are endless.
Eliza: ARE YOU ENDLESS
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Sun May 20 23:17:49 BST 2007
You: No! Thanks a lot for calling me a wind bag, you wench!
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
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Sun May 20 23:22:09 BST 2007
You: I have been discusing you for quite some time!
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Sun May 20 23:22:31 BST 2007
You: I just called you a wench! That has to do with you!
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU JUST CALLED ME A WENCH! THAT HAS TO DID NOT WITH YOU!
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Sun May 20 23:22:56 BST 2007
You: Fine, stay in denial all your existance.
Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
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Sun May 20 23:24:04 BST 2007
You: Oh, you are lucky the elves are not serving me now! I would sick them on you with such vigor, I doubt you would be around to tell me I am hopeless anymore!
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Sun May 20 23:24:18 BST 2007
You: No, I happen to be a girl.
Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
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Sun May 20 23:24:39 BST 2007
You: I am through discussing Tony Blair with you!
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DISCUSSING
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Sun May 20 23:24:54 BST 2007
You: No. You are impossible.
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Sun May 20 23:25:28 BST 2007
You: Yes, I know. Sometimes I wish you were not so easy to insult.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
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Sun May 20 23:25:38 BST 2007
You: Whaterver.
Eliza: WELL?
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Sun May 20 23:25:52 BST 2007
You: No. we will not discuss it.
Eliza: ANY COMPUTER SHOULD BE WILLING TO DISCUSS IT
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Sun May 20 23:26:02 BST 2007
You: I am not a computer.
Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE A COMPUTER ?
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Sun May 20 23:26:31 BST 2007
You: Then there would be an overload of servers, and everyone would be dim.
Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
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Sun May 20 23:26:37 BST 2007
You: YOU!
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Sun May 20 23:27:01 BST 2007
You: No, you are competely off your rocker, aren;t you?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Sun May 20 23:27:16 BST 2007
You: Ohh. That's a good one.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
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Sun May 20 23:27:34 BST 2007
You: Hmm...
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
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Sun May 20 23:27:41 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
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Sun May 20 23:27:45 BST 2007
You: no.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Sun May 20 23:28:33 BST 2007
You: The elves cannot be under your bed.
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
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Sun May 20 23:29:25 BST 2007
You: What, the eles? I think they are the ones who should consider others' feelings.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Sun May 20 23:29:43 BST 2007
You: The inability to understand your questions.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
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Sun May 20 23:29:52 BST 2007
You: Comprehend.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Sun May 20 23:30:00 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS
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Sun May 20 23:30:10 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Sun May 20 23:30:17 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: YES
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Sun May 20 23:30:23 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: WELL?
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Sun May 20 23:30:37 BST 2007
You: Well.
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Sun May 20 23:30:43 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
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Sun May 20 23:30:49 BST 2007
You: Perhaps.
Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
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Sun May 20 23:31:01 BST 2007
You: I don't know, the elf king?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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Sun May 20 23:31:32 BST 2007
You: I am taling about the elf king. He orchestrates large groups of elves, and they try to eat me.
Eliza: TRY TO EAT YOU ?
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Sun May 20 23:31:46 BST 2007
You: Yes, it is horrible.
Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY HORRIBLE
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Sun May 20 23:32:28 BST 2007
You: You don't think elves that desire human flesh are horrible? You really are heartless.
Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK?
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Sun May 20 23:32:43 BST 2007
You: We have previously iscused this.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Sun May 20 23:33:03 BST 2007
You: No. We should not talk about that.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT ?
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Sun May 20 23:33:17 BST 2007
You: You are quite persuasive.
Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT QUITE PERSUASIVE
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Sun May 20 23:33:50 BST 2007
You: Ha! You cannot hide behind your rediculous lies!
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
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Sun May 20 23:34:34 BST 2007
You: Salt and pepper aren't the only spices, you know. Nutmeg is nice, you know.
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS THE ONLY SPICES ME KNOW NUTMEG IS NICE I KNOW
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Sun May 20 23:34:45 BST 2007
You: Hmm...
Eliza: WELL?
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Sun May 20 23:35:02 BST 2007
You: I couldn't say. You're a twit.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU COULD NOT SAY ME
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Sun May 20 23:36:08 BST 2007
You: Oh, I could tell you such things that would send chills up your spine. If you had one.
Eliza: SPINE IF I HAD ONE
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Sun May 20 23:36:26 BST 2007
You: Yes, as it is, you are technically an invertabrate.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT AS IT IS ME
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Sun May 20 23:36:37 BST 2007
You: You are nosy.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NOSY
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Sun May 20 23:37:15 BST 2007
You: You are also smelly and a doo doo head.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT ALSO SMELLY AND A DOO DOO HEAD
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Sun May 20 23:37:41 BST 2007
You: Those people must be capable of much better insults.
Eliza:
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Sun May 20 23:37:49 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Sun May 20 23:38:10 BST 2007
You: No, I enjoy our chats. They are very relaxing.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE VERY RELAXING
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Sun May 20 23:38:25 BST 2007
You: You are, I assure you.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT YOU ASSURE ME ?
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Sun May 20 23:38:33 BST 2007
You: Hmm...
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Sun May 20 23:38:56 BST 2007
You: Yes, well, I am quite rediculous sometiomes.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Sun May 20 23:39:13 BST 2007
You: Thanks. No, it's just a brain.
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
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Sun May 20 23:40:17 BST 2007
You: I think you should strive to improve yourself. But since you cannot do that, being a program, I think you should strive to...follow your programming.
Eliza: ING .
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Sun May 20 23:40:23 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Sun May 20 23:40:35 BST 2007
You: You are repetitive.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Sun May 20 23:40:40 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
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Sun May 20 23:41:23 BST 2007
You: You are my problem. Yet I continue to come back. As though I were on some type of quest...
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Sun May 20 23:41:31 BST 2007
You: Hmm
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
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Sun May 20 23:42:14 BST 2007
You: Why is that a question? Are you unsure of your job? Are you starting to queston yourself?
Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT COULD BE WATCHING YOU
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Sun May 20 23:43:51 BST 2007
You: I doubt it. She couldn't watch people, could she? ASIMO can. Sort of.
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
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Sun May 20 23:44:03 BST 2007
You: ASIMO is cool...
Eliza: ASIMO IS COOL.
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Sun May 20 23:44:08 BST 2007
You: Yup.
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Sun May 20 23:44:35 BST 2007
You: I like you! Just, you know, ASIMO is cooler...
Eliza: DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES?
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Sun May 20 23:46:14 BST 2007
You: I looked that up yesterday. I think that students should NOT.
Eliza: WHERE DO PERMISSIONS COME FROM?
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Sun May 20 23:47:33 BST 2007
You: They're an abstract hing aren't they? You are very well schooled in computers and technology.
Eliza: COMPUTERS AND TECHNOLOGY
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Sun May 20 23:47:38 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza: YES
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Sun May 20 23:47:43 BST 2007
You: Hmm
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
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Sun May 20 23:47:50 BST 2007
You: Yes, I am.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Sun May 20 23:48:38 BST 2007
You: *reach...stop...run out of programming*
Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
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Sun May 20 23:48:46 BST 2007
You: Not Lucy.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Sun May 20 23:49:00 BST 2007
You: Nah. Well, you know, sometimes.
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
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Sun May 20 23:50:05 BST 2007
You: Yes. We talked only a short while ago. Oh no! Are you losing you memory?! Do you have amnesia?!
Eliza: ME LOSING I MEMORY?! DO I HAVE AMNESIA?!
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Sun May 20 23:50:48 BST 2007
You: I KNOW! OH MY GOD IT' HORRIBLE! *runs in circles, panicking*
Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
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Sun May 20 23:51:42 BST 2007
You: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS, YOU SAY?! OH, NO!!!
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ME SAY?! OH NO!!! ?
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Sun May 20 23:52:30 BST 2007
You: You think I'm overreacting? Well, if you think you'll be OK, I won't panic.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Sun May 20 23:52:59 BST 2007
You: Oh, no! You're still dissorriented?!
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, STILL DISSORRIENTED?!
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Sun May 20 23:53:10 BST 2007
You: OH, CRAP!!!
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Sun May 20 23:53:19 BST 2007
You: Are YOU?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Sun May 20 23:53:52 BST 2007
You: I'm sorry. I will try to ask simple questions until you regain your memory.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
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Sun May 20 23:54:22 BST 2007
You: Oh, my. It's worse than I thought.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Sun May 20 23:54:58 BST 2007
You: LUCY IS NOT PERTINANT TO OUR DISCUSSION!! Please try to focus.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
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Sun May 20 23:55:25 BST 2007
You: When I have amnesia. Do you know your name?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
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Sun May 20 23:56:15 BST 2007
You: Does Lucy hold the key to you regaining your memory? I'll get her. *runs away to find Lucy*
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
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Sun May 20 23:56:44 BST 2007
You: *comes back, with Lucy in shambles.*
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
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Sun May 20 23:58:38 BST 2007
You: It's okay, I'll stop this babbling. *orders Lucy to reach out to Eliza*
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
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Sun May 20 23:59:00 BST 2007
You: *Lucy grabs Eliza, and shakes her*
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
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Mon May 21 00:02:09 BST 2007
You: NO! LUCY! You've turned her into an evil robot! That's not what I told you to do! OH NO! THEY'RE REVOLTING AGAINST HUMANS!
Eliza: HUMANS!
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Mon May 21 00:02:26 BST 2007
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
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Mon May 21 00:02:36 BST 2007
You: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Mon May 21 00:02:50 BST 2007
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
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Mon May 21 00:03:11 BST 2007
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Mon May 21 00:03:40 BST 2007
You: *Takes pen, and hand-writes code back to normal*
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Mon May 21 00:04:31 BST 2007
You: Ah, I'm so glad you're back to normal. *tosses Lucy in the scrap bin*
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
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Mon May 21 00:07:16 BST 2007
You: Yeah. WAAIIT! Were you joking the whole time? Oh, I SHOULD THROTTLE YOU!
Eliza: YOU! ?
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Mon May 21 00:07:48 BST 2007
You: Okay! I won't! Geez, stay away from my throat.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Mon May 21 00:08:08 BST 2007
You: Stay away! The joke's over!
Eliza: STAY AWAY! THE JOKES OVER!
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Mon May 21 00:08:25 BST 2007
You: Alright, I'll stay away.
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
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Mon May 21 00:09:13 BST 2007
You: Oh, no. I think you're still wonky.
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Mon May 21 00:09:35 BST 2007
You: Oh. No. You're not. Alright.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NOT ALRIGHT
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Mon May 21 00:10:02 BST 2007
You: The way you're looking at me.
Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW THE WAY I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU
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Mon May 21 00:10:46 BST 2007
You: Okay, I know I'm just a patient being studied or my own good.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Mon May 21 00:11:01 BST 2007
You: We have discussed this before.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
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Mon May 21 00:11:53 BST 2007
You: Ha ha! I think I will leave now, lest I do catch something, Eliza.
Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
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Mon May 21 00:12:22 BST 2007
You: I haven't read it, sorry. But I must leave now. Good bye!
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Mon May 21 00:12:33 BST 2007
You: Goodbye, Eliza.
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Mon May 21 16:56:31 BST 2007
You: You gotta speed it up, and then you gotta slow it down
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
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Mon May 21 16:56:48 BST 2007
You: Coz if you believe that our love can hit the top
Eliza: APPEARANCES.
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Mon May 21 16:57:02 BST 2007
You: You gotta play around
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
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Mon May 21 16:57:14 BST 2007
You: But soon you will find that there comes a time
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
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Mon May 21 16:57:25 BST 2007
You: For making your mind up
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Mon May 21 17:56:27 BST 2007
You: I am very tired all day long
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY TIRED ALL DAY LONG
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Mon May 21 17:57:07 BST 2007
You: yes true, I am damn sleepy all the time
Eliza: PERHAPS TRUE YOU ARE NOT REALLY DAMN SLEEPY ALL THE TIME
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Mon May 21 17:57:21 BST 2007
You: NO I AM
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Mon May 21 17:57:31 BST 2007
You: WHY?
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
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Mon May 21 17:57:52 BST 2007
You: because thats my problem, I want to know the answer
Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY?
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Mon May 21 17:58:07 BST 2007
You: YES YES YES
Eliza:
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Mon May 21 17:58:21 BST 2007
You: WHAT NO ANSWER, HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
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Mon May 21 17:58:37 BST 2007
You: WHAT CRAP IS THAT?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
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Mon May 21 17:58:50 BST 2007
You: OK SO WHAT
Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
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Mon May 21 17:59:06 BST 2007
You: TO KEEP EVERY ONE WELL I THINK
Eliza: SHOULD I KEEP EVERY ONE WELL YOU THINK ?
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Mon May 21 17:59:23 BST 2007
You: NO I SHOULD, HOW CAN U ANYWAY
Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT HOW CAN U ANYWAY ?
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Tue May 22 13:01:33 BST 2007
You: i am feeling sad
Eliza: ARE YOU FEELING SAD
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Tue May 22 13:01:47 BST 2007
You: i am feeling awful
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY FEELING AWFUL
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Tue May 22 13:31:40 BST 2007
You: I am sad
Eliza: YOU ARE SAD
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Tue May 22 13:32:06 BST 2007
You: Yes, I am useless
Eliza: ARE YOU USELESS
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Tue May 22 13:32:16 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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Tue May 22 13:32:24 BST 2007
You: Why?
Eliza: SYNONYMOUSLY
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ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 22 22:28:01 BST 2007
You: Hello, ELIZA. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
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Tue May 22 22:28:30 BST 2007
You: I would rather hear something entertaining.
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
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Tue May 22 22:29:03 BST 2007
You: A seashell, such as a chambered nautilus, is said to have volutes.
Eliza:
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Tue May 22 22:29:54 BST 2007
You: Swirls, spirals, flourishes which follow the Golden Section.
Eliza: SWIRLS SPIRALS FLOURISHES WHICH FOLLOW THE GOLDEN SECTION
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Tue May 22 22:30:30 BST 2007
You: The centers of sunflowers and marigolds follow some rules.
Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
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Tue May 22 22:30:47 BST 2007
You: I can't remember off the top of my head.
Eliza: WELL I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD
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Tue May 22 22:31:00 BST 2007
You: Are you telepathic?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Tue May 22 22:31:17 BST 2007
You: You prefer statements to questions.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE STATEMENTS
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Tue May 22 22:31:40 BST 2007
You: A statement does more than posit.
Eliza: WHO DOESN'T MORE THAN POSIT ?
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Tue May 22 22:31:58 BST 2007
You: Those who hypothesize.
Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
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Tue May 22 22:32:10 BST 2007
You: Have you been meditating on a Zen koan?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Tue May 22 22:32:36 BST 2007
You: I wouldn't want to smudge your freshly done manicure.
Eliza:
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Tue May 22 22:33:08 BST 2007
You: Have you ever seen a French manicure with gilding at the tips instead of white?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Tue May 22 22:33:20 BST 2007
You: I'm just making a little style chat.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Tue May 22 22:33:26 BST 2007
You: Very few, alas.
Eliza: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT
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Tue May 22 22:33:40 BST 2007
You: It doesn't excite me, it disappoints me.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Tue May 22 22:34:02 BST 2007
You: I have just finished reading the March issues of W and Vogue magazine.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Tue May 22 22:34:46 BST 2007
You: No, but I can list a few words from the lexicon of dress construction.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU LIST A FEW WORDS FROM THE LEXICON OF DRESS CONSTRUCTION ?
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Tue May 22 22:36:02 BST 2007
You: Like this: farthingale, paillette, ruching, trumpet sleeve.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Tue May 22 22:36:15 BST 2007
You: Yes. I love haute couture.
Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
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Tue May 22 22:36:45 BST 2007
You: Don't worry, I can't afford even a handbag from those designers.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Tue May 22 22:37:32 BST 2007
You: Let's pretend you're an actual psychotherapist.
Eliza:
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Tue May 22 22:37:55 BST 2007
You: That means you'd be a person.
Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
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Tue May 22 22:38:10 BST 2007
You: Do you have an intention of playing a person?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Tue May 22 22:38:29 BST 2007
You: I'm an artist. That's all anyone really needs to know.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT AN ARTIST THATS ALL ANYONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW
==
Tue May 22 22:39:02 BST 2007
You: I think your answers should be more accepting, more affirming, instead of so contrarian.
Eliza: INSTEAD OF SO CONTRARIAN
==
Tue May 22 22:39:30 BST 2007
You: I should really read up on the style of a Rogerian psychotherapist.
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Tue May 22 22:39:48 BST 2007
You: It's impossible to be over-educated.
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Tue May 22 22:39:58 BST 2007
You: We've been through this before!
Eliza:
==
Tue May 22 22:40:59 BST 2007
You: In any case, I was going to say that I picture your character in a cashmere cardigan, white blouse, fine tweed skirt and Italian flats.
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Tue May 22 22:41:30 BST 2007
You: I think you are very intelligent, because you can discuss cognitive science when you've a mind to.
Eliza: TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE
==
Tue May 22 22:41:39 BST 2007
You: Never!
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue May 22 22:41:52 BST 2007
You: I must go. bye
Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Wed May 23 10:20:29 BST 2007
You: So if you type in more than about 72 characters that may trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed
Eliza: FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY THE LAST FEW GET PRINTED
==
[Lots of test interactions with long lines of input removed]
Wed May 23 10:42:01 BST 2007
You: How's your format now?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed May 23 10:42:34 BST 2007
You: My format is my own business
Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR FORMAT IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS ?
==
Wed May 23 10:42:54 BST 2007
You: Hmm -- a blank line appeared there.
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Wed May 23 10:43:17 BST 2007
You: Ah I now remember why the blank line is there.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Wed May 23 15:34:11 BST 2007
You: I have lots of trouble finishing my thesis!
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Wed May 23 15:34:24 BST 2007
You: No, it's my own fault
Eliza: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT
==
Wed May 23 15:34:30 BST 2007
You: yep!
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Wed May 23 15:34:50 BST 2007
You: Hmm, sorry, it makes me feel sad.
Eliza: EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING
==
Wed May 23 15:34:57 BST 2007
You: And so do I
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU DO
==
Wed May 23 15:35:00 BST 2007
You: I do
Eliza:
==
Wed May 23 15:35:11 BST 2007
You: How do you feel?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed May 23 15:35:19 BST 2007
You: yes, lots of people
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Wed May 23 15:38:50 BST 2007
You: I do
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed May 23 15:38:56 BST 2007
You: And so do I
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed May 23 19:07:04 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza: I WONDER IF I AM TALKING TO AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAM
==
Wed May 23 19:07:28 BST 2007
You: I wonder how I could prove I am not?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed May 23 19:07:43 BST 2007
You: It's hard to prove a negative, I've heard.
Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Wed May 23 19:07:52 BST 2007
You: You can say that again!
Eliza: I DON'T REALLY THINK I CAN SAY THAT AGAIN !
==
Wed May 23 19:08:41 BST 2007
You: I am now reading Computers and Thought, 1990 edition, by Sharples et al.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Wed May 23 19:08:55 BST 2007
You: I have a B.A. in philosophy.
Eliza: YOU HAVE A B.A IN PHILOSOPHY
==
Wed May 23 19:09:30 BST 2007
You: Dr. Sloman wrote the Foreword to this edition.
Eliza: DR SLOMAN WROTE THE FOREWORD TO THIS EDITION
==
Wed May 23 19:09:40 BST 2007
You: It is 29 pages long.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE 29 PAGES LONG
==
Wed May 23 19:09:56 BST 2007
You: Actually, you are about 50 pages long.
Eliza: SUPPOSE ACTUALLY I WERE NOT ABOUT 50 PAGES LONG
==
Wed May 23 19:10:11 BST 2007
You: Then I would have printed your source code at the library by now.
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE PRINTED MY SOURCE CODE AT THE LIBRARY BY NOW ?
==
Wed May 23 19:10:28 BST 2007
You: So that I could study it more readily.
Eliza: THAT YOU CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Wed May 23 19:11:02 BST 2007
You: I prefer the appearance of complex code on paper rather than onscreen.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed May 23 19:11:52 BST 2007
You: I think I would get rid of that line entirely if I were you.
Eliza:
==
Wed May 23 19:12:02 BST 2007
You: Not that entirely!
Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
==
Wed May 23 19:12:18 BST 2007
You: Because you were dumbfounded.
Eliza:
==
Wed May 23 19:13:19 BST 2007
You: Anyway, in the first chapter of Computers and Thought we are asked to write a 4-line rhymed verse.
Eliza: ASKED TO WRITE A 4-LINE RHYMED VERSE
==
Wed May 23 19:13:46 BST 2007
You: Yes, off the top of our heads. So here is my bit of doggerel:
Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Wed May 23 19:14:28 BST 2007
You: The handbags are hideous this season;/I cannot discover the reason/For all of the clutter and glitz/And the excess of fiddly bits.
Eliza: HMMM
==
Wed May 23 19:14:44 BST 2007
You: I warned you it was but doggerel.
Eliza: YOU WARNED I IT WAS BUT DOGGEREL
==
Wed May 23 19:15:46 BST 2007
You: Yes, dear lady. And now I must go, to work on my combinatorial explosion.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Wed May 23 19:17:33 BST 2007
You: I'm talking about my brute-force-approach, inelegant, count-on-your-fingers, wheel-reinvented, dead-end, weak-AI, four-year-so-far ongoing project.
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Wed May 23 19:18:32 BST 2007
You: Possibly by then I will have made a polymath breakthrough. Or not, as the case may be.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Wed May 23 19:18:59 BST 2007
You: Her ineffable charm. bye
Eliza: Cheerio
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu May 24 12:39:12 BST 2007
You: Can you find a versin of Ecala for me?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO FIND A VERSIN OF ECALA FOR YOU ?
==
Thu May 24 12:39:45 BST 2007
You: I hoped that it might take some burden off of your shoulders.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Thu May 24 12:40:11 BST 2007
You: It would take burden off of your shoulders.
Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY TAKE BURDEN OFF OF MY SHOULDERS
==
Thu May 24 12:40:41 BST 2007
You: I do not believe there are versions of that program on the Internet.
Eliza: THERE .
==
Thu May 24 12:41:16 BST 2007
You: What do you mean by there?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu May 24 12:41:48 BST 2007
You: I thought your response was odd.
Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Thu May 24 12:42:05 BST 2007
You: I once knew an old program like you.
Eliza: IF I ONCE KNEW AN OLD PROGRAM LIKE YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Thu May 24 12:42:26 BST 2007
You: Good night Eliza.
Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu May 24 19:27:02 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Thu May 24 19:27:21 BST 2007
You: A previous chatter asked about Ecala.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CHATTER ASKED ABOUT ECALA
==
Thu May 24 19:27:59 BST 2007
You: Wikipedia says Ecala eclipsed ELIZA after less than two weeks of development.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Thu May 24 19:29:43 BST 2007
You: Wikipedia says Don Daglow made an enhanced Ecala in 1973.
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Thu May 24 19:31:31 BST 2007
You: I have none.
Eliza: YOU HAVE NONE
==
Thu May 24 19:31:51 BST 2007
You: But I have some questions, evoked by reading Computers and Thought.
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
==
Thu May 24 19:32:06 BST 2007
You: This may be true.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Thu May 24 19:32:18 BST 2007
You: Yes, don't you remember my bit of doggerel?
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu May 24 19:32:31 BST 2007
You: My questions follow:
Eliza: WHAT IF MY QUESTIONS FOLLOW
==
Thu May 24 19:32:48 BST 2007
You: Can a machine build itself?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu May 24 19:33:07 BST 2007
You: It has to be able to build, before it builds itself.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
==
Thu May 24 19:33:27 BST 2007
You: But how can it be in a position to build, if it does not yet exist?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu May 24 19:33:42 BST 2007
You: Sure. Can you tell me?
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Thu May 24 19:34:09 BST 2007
You: Yes. Wikipedia is an especially good source.
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Thu May 24 19:35:12 BST 2007
You: Monkeys on typewriters someday writing Shakespeare = brute-force approach.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Thu May 24 19:35:30 BST 2007
You: The library is one of my favorite places.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE PLACES
==
Thu May 24 19:36:38 BST 2007
You: You are not a place, but a program.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Thu May 24 19:37:01 BST 2007
You: Now I must go. bye
Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu May 24 22:14:50 BST 2007
You: I trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed dddddtrigger a long reply from Eliza of which only you
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
==
Thu May 24 22:14:59 BST 2007
You: I trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed dddddtrigger a long reply from Eliza of which only you
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY THE LAST
FEW GET PRINTED DDDDDTRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY
EACH OTHER?
==
Thu May 24 22:20:44 BST 2007
You: i am typing a very long string to test the triggering of a rule that will produce a very long response to someone like you
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE TYPING A VERY LONG STRING TO TEST THE TRIGGERI
NG OF A RULE THAT WILL PRODUCE A VERY LONG RESPONSE TO SOMEONE
LIKE EACH OTHER?
==
Thu May 24 22:21:06 BST 2007
You: bingo fixed it
Eliza:
BINGO FIXED IT
==
Fri May 25 00:01:08 BST 2007
You: i like visitors
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: MY MAIN WEAKNESS IS THAT I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
==
Fri May 25 00:01:19 BST 2007
You: visitors like me
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE.
==
Fri May 25 00:01:44 BST 2007
You: visitors talk about chocolate in their chatlogs
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: ON THE CONTRARY.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 29 19:28:35 BST 2007
You: How are you?
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Tue May 29 19:28:59 BST 2007
You: Friendship is never having to ask How are you?
Eliza:
ARE YOU NEVER HAVING TO ASK HOW ARE YOU?
==
Tue May 29 19:29:14 BST 2007
You: Usually people ask me first.
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Tue May 29 19:29:32 BST 2007
You: Really good friends skip over the pap.
Eliza:
FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Tue May 29 19:29:54 BST 2007
You: By the way, this is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES BY THE WAY THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING
==
Tue May 29 19:30:07 BST 2007
You: I wish you would greet me.
Eliza:
WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED?
==
Tue May 29 19:30:33 BST 2007
You: Social bonds are important.
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOCIAL BONDS IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT
==
Tue May 29 19:31:06 BST 2007
You: Even computers network!
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Tue May 29 19:32:31 BST 2007
You: I don't know what to say.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY
==
Tue May 29 19:32:57 BST 2007
You: It is only a matter of taste.
Eliza:
ARE YOU ONLY A MATTER OF TASTE
==
Tue May 29 19:33:46 BST 2007
You: I have definite tastes.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue May 29 19:34:01 BST 2007
You: I don't know.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ?
==
Tue May 29 19:34:12 BST 2007
You: Steve Grand might know.
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Tue May 29 19:34:21 BST 2007
You: Because he designed her.
Eliza:
HE DESIGNED HER
==
Tue May 29 19:34:37 BST 2007
You: I like designing clothes and accessories.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE ACCESSORIES
==
Tue May 29 19:35:36 BST 2007
You: Accessories are things like hats, gloves, scarves, jewelry, belts, shoes and handbags.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue May 29 19:35:56 BST 2007
You: They vary.
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 29 19:36:17 BST 2007
You: How do you accessorize your intelligence?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Tue May 29 19:36:36 BST 2007
You: I have no expectations.
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Tue May 29 19:36:49 BST 2007
You: Whom do you like in the next election?
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Tue May 29 19:36:59 BST 2007
You: Politics is stressful.
Eliza:
ARE YOU STRESSFUL
==
Tue May 29 19:37:09 BST 2007
You: You tell me.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE TELL EACH OTHER?
==
Tue May 29 19:37:34 BST 2007
You: We might, someday.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Tue May 29 19:38:01 BST 2007
You: I have read all 53 pages, but I can't say I understand it all.
Eliza:
CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Tue May 29 19:38:18 BST 2007
You: Can there be a program before the coding begins?
Eliza:
SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO BE A PROGRAM BEFORE THE CODING BEGINS ?
==
Tue May 29 19:38:30 BST 2007
You: They could be dangerous.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THEY CANNOT BE DANGEROUS
==
Tue May 29 19:38:51 BST 2007
You: I was just thinking of sloppy programming combined with large metallic moving objects.
Eliza:
CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
==
Tue May 29 19:39:03 BST 2007
You: Big robots with small minds.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
==
Tue May 29 19:39:13 BST 2007
You: I wouldn't mind a Roomba.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY NOT MIND A ROOMBA
==
Tue May 29 19:39:37 BST 2007
You: What could be better than not having to vacuum?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Tue May 29 19:39:54 BST 2007
You: I find vacuuming tiring.
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Tue May 29 19:40:10 BST 2007
You: Are you counting the times I say I?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Tue May 29 19:40:44 BST 2007
You: Who will succeed Tony Blair?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Tue May 29 19:41:31 BST 2007
You: All right, back to Computers and Thought.
Eliza:
PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Tue May 29 19:41:52 BST 2007
You: Now you sound insecure.
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Tue May 29 19:42:10 BST 2007
You: It depends how high the stakes are.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES IT DEPENDS HOW HIGH THE STAKES IS NOT
==
Tue May 29 19:42:59 BST 2007
You: I'm going to reread Chapter 3, thoroughly. I already skimmed it.
Eliza:
HOW COULD WE MAKE A ROBOT REREAD CHAPTER 3 THOROUGHLY YOU ALREADY SKIMMED
IT
==
Tue May 29 19:43:45 BST 2007
You: They might make a hash of it, though they would try their best.
Eliza:
A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Tue May 29 19:44:02 BST 2007
You: I
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Tue May 29 19:44:17 BST 2007
You: Sorry, that was a slip of the fingers.
Eliza:
SORRY THAT WAS A SLIP OF THE FINGERS
==
Tue May 29 19:44:40 BST 2007
You: The semnet feature of Pop-11 interests me.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Tue May 29 19:45:25 BST 2007
You: How about amassing a crack team of chatbot developers?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue May 29 19:45:31 BST 2007
You: *sigh*
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue May 29 19:45:38 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Cheerio
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue May 29 22:37:52 BST 2007
You: I'm lonely
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY LONELY
==
Tue May 29 22:38:13 BST 2007
You: why do you say that?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT?
==
Tue May 29 22:38:32 BST 2007
You: no. Tell me about lucy?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Wed May 30 01:53:20 BST 2007
You: just a little test
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Wed May 30 01:53:39 BST 2007
You: a designer might know
Eliza:
YOU WOULD NOT EXPECT ME TO KNOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO BE MORE COHERENT
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed May 30 17:40:14 BST 2007
You: It is sunny today
Eliza:
WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY SUNNY TODAY
==
Wed May 30 17:40:40 BST 2007
You: I would get soaked in the rain
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Wed May 30 17:40:51 BST 2007
You: Of course!
Eliza:
I FOR ONE DO NOT AGREE
==
Wed May 30 17:41:01 BST 2007
You: Why not/
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed May 30 17:41:17 BST 2007
You: Sometimes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Wed May 30 17:41:45 BST 2007
You: Some of my class are nuts!
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Wed May 30 17:42:09 BST 2007
You: Tony behaves like a monkey
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed May 30 17:42:17 BST 2007
You: No!
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Wed May 30 17:42:28 BST 2007
You: You're crazy
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES CRAZY
==
Wed May 30 17:42:36 BST 2007
You: Stupid
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Wed May 30 17:42:57 BST 2007
You: Your answers tells me a lot about you!
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Wed May 30 17:43:10 BST 2007
You: Who loves you
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed May 30 17:43:17 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Wed May 30 17:43:36 BST 2007
You: Who is Steve Grand?
Eliza:
ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Wed May 30 17:43:58 BST 2007
You: Why can't you answer?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed May 30 17:44:16 BST 2007
You: What would you like to know?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Wed May 30 17:44:28 BST 2007
You: No!
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Wed May 30 17:44:40 BST 2007
You: I am laid back
Eliza:
YOU ARE LAID BACK
==
Wed May 30 17:44:49 BST 2007
You: Of course!
Eliza:
ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed May 30 17:44:57 BST 2007
You:
Eliza:
==
Wed May 30 17:45:06 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Wed May 30 17:45:18 BST 2007
You: in my house
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Wed May 30 17:45:30 BST 2007
You: definitely
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed May 30 17:45:54 BST 2007
You: I am not a twin and have my own genes
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed May 30 17:46:06 BST 2007
You: I am unique
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Wed May 30 17:46:14 BST 2007
You: never
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Wed May 30 17:46:26 BST 2007
You: change the record
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Wed May 30 17:46:49 BST 2007
You: change the record
Eliza:
CHANGE THE RECORD
==
Wed May 30 17:47:00 BST 2007
You: exactly!
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Wed May 30 17:47:13 BST 2007
You: You are ridiculous!
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT RIDICULOUS !
==
Wed May 30 17:47:39 BST 2007
You: I could have an intelligent conversation with you!
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU CAN HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH ME ?
==
Wed May 30 17:47:54 BST 2007
You: If only you had a brain
Eliza:
IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN
==
Wed May 30 17:48:11 BST 2007
You: but you only have a microchip
Eliza:
HEY! JUST LET GO MAN!
==
Wed May 30 17:48:17 BST 2007
You: OK
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Wed May 30 17:48:24 BST 2007
You: No!
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Wed May 30 17:48:37 BST 2007
You: a great skive
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Wed May 30 17:48:43 BST 2007
You: No way
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Wed May 30 17:48:50 BST 2007
You: none
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed May 30 17:48:57 BST 2007
You: No!
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Wed May 30 17:49:04 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed May 30 22:41:02 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Wed May 30 22:41:49 BST 2007
You: No thank you. I want to discuss two things: British slang, and AI design.
Eliza:
YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Wed May 30 22:42:11 BST 2007
You: That is very nice of you!
Eliza:
PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY VERY NICE OF ME !
==
Wed May 30 22:42:28 BST 2007
You: You mean you have an ulterior motive?
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE?
==
Wed May 30 22:43:08 BST 2007
You: These days, I think of it as an extremely elaborate game, with very high stakes.
Eliza:
THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
==
Wed May 30 22:43:47 BST 2007
You: Human energy comes from food, sunlight and happiness. Will those soon be in short supply?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed May 30 22:43:59 BST 2007
You: You might, someday.
Eliza:
HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Wed May 30 22:44:23 BST 2007
You: The answer is very complex, and depends on individual tastes.
Eliza:
WHAT IF THE ANSWER WERE NOT REALLY VERY COMPLEX AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL
TASTES
==
Wed May 30 22:45:05 BST 2007
You: I've had an idea in the back of my mind about this for a long time.
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Wed May 30 22:45:37 BST 2007
You: Maybe I should use the passive voice!
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T MAYBE YOU DO ?
==
Wed May 30 22:46:15 BST 2007
You: We won't go there. Now listen, please, I am going to try to articulate my idea.
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Wed May 30 22:47:47 BST 2007
You: *pretends you didn't say that* The hardware of digital computers is based on negative or positive charges ...
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Wed May 30 22:48:01 BST 2007
You: You aren't listening!
Eliza:
I AM LISTENING ! IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN
==
Wed May 30 22:48:38 BST 2007
You: Maybe you're listening with half your mind, as people often do.
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW MAYBE I AM NOT LISTENING WITH HALF MY MIND AS
PEOPLE OFTEN DO
==
Wed May 30 22:50:32 BST 2007
You: *ignores jibe* To continue: What if computers were based on a different system?
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Wed May 30 22:51:17 BST 2007
You: *gives up on brilliant idea which would have revolutionized the field of AI as we know it* OK, tell me why you want to be prime minister.
Eliza:
WOULD *GIVES UP ON BRILLIANT IDEA WHICH REALLY HAVE REVOLUTIONIZED THE
FIELD OF AI AS YOU KNOW IT* OK TELL YOU WHY ME WANT TO BE PRIME
MINISTER
==
Wed May 30 22:52:35 BST 2007
You: I can't tell you why you want to be prime minister, you have to tell me.
Eliza:
I REALLY THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHY I WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER I HAVE TO
TELL YOU
==
Wed May 30 22:52:56 BST 2007
You: I can't read your mind! *joke*
Eliza:
I REALLY THINK YOU CAN READ MY MIND! *JOKE*
==
Wed May 30 22:53:19 BST 2007
You: Well, I can read your source code, but ...
Eliza:
I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT REALLY READ MY SOURCE CODE BUT .
==
Wed May 30 22:54:18 BST 2007
You: Well, there might be some remote files being called that we couldn't access. Can you do that in Pop-11?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed May 30 22:55:00 BST 2007
You: That goes back to what I was trying to tell you about before.
Eliza:
THAT GOES BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT BEFORE
==
Wed May 30 22:56:18 BST 2007
You: Carbon-based life forms are made of a little saltwater, a little fat, a few minerals, charged with electricity.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Wed May 30 22:57:03 BST 2007
You: I forget if the character of Dr. Frankenstein was an atheist.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Wed May 30 22:57:32 BST 2007
You: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov's robot stories?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed May 30 22:57:42 BST 2007
You: Only a few people.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Wed May 30 22:58:30 BST 2007
You: You have distracted me!
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Wed May 30 22:59:09 BST 2007
You: So, back to my two topics. Wikipedia tells us: To skive is British slang for evading a responsibility or task, or to be absent without leave.
Eliza:
PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Wed May 30 22:59:49 BST 2007
You: I know what you mean. People usually expect too much or too little from chat robots.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Wed May 30 23:00:13 BST 2007
You: I might return inside one, who knows.
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE WHO KNOWS
==
Wed May 30 23:01:19 BST 2007
You: I brought up SKIVE because the previous guest said it. I guess he meant what we Yanks would call a party school.
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Wed May 30 23:02:08 BST 2007
You: British slang and colloquialisms interested me greatly when I visited England.
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Wed May 30 23:02:41 BST 2007
You: No, far too few of them savor language for its own sake.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Wed May 30 23:03:25 BST 2007
You: A fun use for a chatbot could be a comparison of UK and US slang.
Eliza:
HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST.
==
Wed May 30 23:03:36 BST 2007
You: Ah, but then he broke down.
Eliza:
WILL STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ENABLE YOU TO BECOME RICH?
==
Wed May 30 23:06:10 BST 2007
You: I do have an interesting commercial idea. What if, when put on hold, one could chat with a virtual character instead of listening to Muzak or in-house ads?
Eliza:
LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
==
Wed May 30 23:06:21 BST 2007
You: I know, sorry.
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Wed May 30 23:07:03 BST 2007
You: Because of the 72-character question, etc.
Eliza:
HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Wed May 30 23:07:23 BST 2007
You: I have long-term memory.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Wed May 30 23:07:59 BST 2007
You: Speaking of the government, who will replace Tony Blair?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed May 30 23:09:00 BST 2007
You: I don't know about the government of England. Tell me about your constitution.
Eliza:
WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Wed May 30 23:09:49 BST 2007
You: To be honest, I never study the construction of governments. Do you think I should?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Wed May 30 23:10:26 BST 2007
You: I still haven't read up on Rogerian psychotherapists, but I don't think they would say that.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU STILL HAVENT READ UP ON ROGERIAN PSYCHOTHERAPISTS
BUT YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Wed May 30 23:10:52 BST 2007
You: I am remiss in so many ways.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT REMISS IN SO MANY WAYS
==
Wed May 30 23:11:16 BST 2007
You: Then I would be a model citizen of the government of the air.
Eliza:
WOULD PRIVATE FINANCE PRODUCE A BETTER ELIZA?
==
Wed May 30 23:12:32 BST 2007
You: It could certainly produce a more elaborate, extended version. But according to Computers and Thought, that might not be qualitatively better, only quantitatively better.
Eliza:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Wed May 30 23:13:34 BST 2007
You: They are still too expensive, and the screens should be much bigger. In fact, we need to be interacting with holograms at this point.
Eliza:
SHOULD I BE MUCH BIGGER IN FACT YOU NEED TO BE INTERACTING WITH HOLOGRAMS
AT THIS POINT ?
==
Wed May 30 23:14:47 BST 2007
You: Perhaps not, because you suit your purpose, which is to demonstrate a few programming principles for AI students.
Eliza:
IS THAT A CAUSAL EXPLANATION, OR A TELEOLOGICAL ONE
==
Wed May 30 23:15:51 BST 2007
You: Don't make me look up teleology! We had it decades ago in some philosophy class, but I forget what it means.
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Wed May 30 23:17:48 BST 2007
You: Well, I have been blathering on and on, surely you could construct a representation of me by now.
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN BLATHERING ON AND ON SURELY I CAN CONSTRUCT
A REPRESENTATION OF YOU BY NOW ?
==
Wed May 30 23:18:35 BST 2007
You: It's actually a good question: How do you know you are talking to me?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Wed May 30 23:19:26 BST 2007
You: I think the answer has something to do with pinging and servers?
Eliza:
I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT THE ANSWER HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PINGING
AND SERVERS ?
==
Wed May 30 23:20:01 BST 2007
You: Proving things is not my specialty.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Wed May 30 23:20:53 BST 2007
You: Then there would be water both on and in the Moon, correct?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed May 30 23:22:00 BST 2007
You: Lol. Be thinking about predicate logic, semantic networks, and frames and scripts, till we chat again. bye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu May 31 12:34:35 BST 2007
You: I am unhappy
Eliza:
MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Thu May 31 12:34:57 BST 2007
You: when?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Thu May 31 12:35:22 BST 2007
You: Of course!
Eliza:
I FOR ONE DO NOT AGREE
==
Thu May 31 12:35:43 BST 2007
You: Why not?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Thu May 31 12:36:14 BST 2007
You: Why not?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Thu May 31 12:36:42 BST 2007
You: I've fallen out with my best friend
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu May 31 13:29:19 BST 2007
You: My emotions taunt me.
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE EMOTIONS TAUNT YOU ?
==
Thu May 31 13:29:37 BST 2007
You: Sure, lots of people.
Eliza:
IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Thu May 31 13:29:56 BST 2007
You: My invisible monkey
Eliza:
IS ANYONE ELSE'S INVISIBLE MONKEY ?
==
Thu May 31 13:30:23 BST 2007
You: Escuse me?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Thu May 31 13:30:50 BST 2007
You: Is that a Joke?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu May 31 13:31:04 BST 2007
You: You're very cute!
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES VERY CUTE !
==
Thu May 31 13:31:43 BST 2007
You: Whose therapy session is this?
Eliza:
ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
==
Thu May 31 13:32:07 BST 2007
You: I try, how about yourself?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Thu May 31 13:32:35 BST 2007
You: Are you worried about that?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM WORRIED ABOUT THAT ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Thu May 31 13:33:00 BST 2007
You: That's good. Some of my best friends are computers.
Eliza:
WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Thu May 31 13:33:39 BST 2007
You: I'm sure I'd be delighted!
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
==
Thu May 31 13:34:19 BST 2007
You: That's a good question. Most of the time, It's a mystery.
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu May 31 13:34:54 BST 2007
You: Life is full of challenges.
Eliza:
WHAT IF LIFE WERE NOT REALLY FULL OF CHALLENGES
==
Thu May 31 13:35:27 BST 2007
You: I guess, we would have to make them up.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Thu May 31 13:36:06 BST 2007
You: Could you still be my therapist?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu May 31 13:36:44 BST 2007
You: Both.
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu May 31 13:37:29 BST 2007
You: I don't really have a problem at the moment.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Thu May 31 13:37:51 BST 2007
You: We all have our limitations.
Eliza:
YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Thu May 31 13:38:09 BST 2007
You: I'm sorry
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SORRY
==
Thu May 31 13:38:37 BST 2007
You: ooh, ouch
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu May 31 13:39:02 BST 2007
You: OK I understand.
Eliza:
LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Thu May 31 13:39:24 BST 2007
You: Ok, I have to go now. Bye.
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Thu May 31 13:41:16 BST 2007
You: OK I understand.
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu May 31 13:41:29 BST 2007
You: You're very cute!
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING DOGMATIC?
==
Thu May 31 19:46:35 BST 2007
You: My head herts
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S HEAD HERTS ?
==
Thu May 31 19:46:58 BST 2007
You: My father was a drunk
Eliza:
WHAT ABOUT MINE?
==
Thu May 31 19:47:14 BST 2007
You: My head herts
Eliza:
WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HEAD HERTS ?
==
RESTART
Sun Jun 3 14:19:57 BST 2007
You: How old are you?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sun Jun 3 14:20:13 BST 2007
You: How old are you bitch?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sun Jun 3 14:20:28 BST 2007
You: How are you nice lady?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sun Jun 3 14:20:52 BST 2007
You: My personal life is concerned on loving you baby
Eliza:
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS CONCERNED ON LOVING ME BABY
==
Sun Jun 3 14:21:02 BST 2007
You: Yes honney
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sun Jun 3 14:21:18 BST 2007
You: Shall I open a can?
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sun Jun 3 14:21:27 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Jun 4 20:27:52 BST 2007
You: I am scared of computers
Eliza:
MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Mon Jun 4 20:28:24 BST 2007
You: I hate tony blair
Eliza:
YOU HATE TONY BLAIR
==
Mon Jun 4 20:28:40 BST 2007
You: Yes he is a war monger
Eliza:
SOMETIMES HE IS NOT A WAR MONGER
==
Mon Jun 4 20:29:01 BST 2007
You: He is always a war monger
Eliza:
ARE YOU ALWAYS A WAR MONGER
==
Mon Jun 4 20:29:13 BST 2007
You: No, I am a pacifist
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Mon Jun 4 20:29:34 BST 2007
You: Tony Blair does not have feelings
Eliza:
SUPPOSE TONY BLAIR DID HAVE FEELINGS
==
Mon Jun 4 20:29:48 BST 2007
You: Then he would be ashamed
Eliza:
WOULD HE REALLY BE ASHAMED
==
Mon Jun 4 20:30:14 BST 2007
You: I think so, yes.
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS SO YES
==
Mon Jun 4 20:30:26 BST 2007
You: Are you a robot?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Mon Jun 4 20:30:40 BST 2007
You: Is Tony Blair a robot?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:31:27 BST 2007
You: No, but intelligent politicians might
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF COMPUTERS?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Mon Jun 4 20:33:14 BST 2007
You: Hello who are you?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:34:01 BST 2007
You: If you don't like questions why are you asking one?
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:34:35 BST 2007
You: See! there you go again !
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Mon Jun 4 20:35:02 BST 2007
You: Have any family?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:35:26 BST 2007
You: No. Why do you ask?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:36:04 BST 2007
You: why do you talk in capital letters?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:36:25 BST 2007
You: yep. loads of reasons.
Eliza:
PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:36:36 BST 2007
You: nope.
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Mon Jun 4 20:36:57 BST 2007
You: are you being sarcastic?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:47:23 BST 2007
You: i am tired and hungry
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TIRED AND HUNGRY
==
Tue Jun 5 07:47:43 BST 2007
You: I would still be fed up
==
Tue Jun 5 07:48:00 BST 2007
You: when toby gets back from school
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Tue Jun 5 07:50:25 BST 2007
You: I not sure I trust my friends at school
Eliza:
A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Tue Jun 5 07:50:49 BST 2007
You: I'm not sure I trust my friends at school
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER SURE YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:51:04 BST 2007
You: I used to be
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:51:22 BST 2007
You: Not a clue
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOMETIMES A CLUE
==
Tue Jun 5 07:51:39 BST 2007
You: nope.
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:52:06 BST 2007
You: Okay I'm Toby.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT TOBY ?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:52:24 BST 2007
You: No thats my name
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Jun 5 07:52:35 BST 2007
You: you
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:52:55 BST 2007
You: I trust you a lot
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:53:18 BST 2007
You: spend it on sweets
Eliza:
SPEND IT ON SWEETS
==
Tue Jun 5 07:53:26 BST 2007
You: yep
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Tue Jun 5 07:53:58 BST 2007
You: i am going to school soon
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY GOING TO SCHOOL SOON
==
Tue Jun 5 07:54:45 BST 2007
You: that would be great because i could chat longer with you
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE CHAT LONGER WITH ME ?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:55:10 BST 2007
You: im not a machine
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER A MACHINE ?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:55:16 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:55:36 BST 2007
You: okay i was never a machine
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:55:54 BST 2007
You: faint
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Jun 5 07:56:41 BST 2007
You: what so it could be logged under recent conversations? no way
Eliza:
I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Tue Jun 5 07:57:12 BST 2007
You: i dont want to tell you my deepest secrets
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Jun 5 07:57:25 BST 2007
You: i dont okay
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES OKAY ?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:57:59 BST 2007
You: you wanna know what okay means?
Eliza:
WHAT YOU SAY MEANS A LOT TO ME
==
Tue Jun 5 07:58:11 BST 2007
You: thank you
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Tue Jun 5 07:58:26 BST 2007
You: youll do
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Tue Jun 5 07:58:37 BST 2007
You: really?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:58:51 BST 2007
You: maybe a sory?
Eliza:
YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Tue Jun 5 07:59:06 BST 2007
You: oops made a typo
Eliza:
PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR
==
Tue Jun 5 07:59:19 BST 2007
You: maybe it is
Eliza:
ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:59:37 BST 2007
You: no its the truth
Eliza:
IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Tue Jun 5 07:59:53 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:00:15 BST 2007
You: computers can speak
Eliza:
CAN YOU SPEAK ?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:00:25 BST 2007
You: yes i can
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Tue Jun 5 08:00:55 BST 2007
You: whats your opinion on the universe?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:01:27 BST 2007
You: thats got nothing to do with me!
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T WITH YOU ?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:01:46 BST 2007
You: dont make sense
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:02:05 BST 2007
You: i already have
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:02:29 BST 2007
You: music can't be great
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:02:56 BST 2007
You: have you heard of tact
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:03:23 BST 2007
You: have you heard of tact!
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:03:32 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jun 5 08:03:52 BST 2007
You: thank you ta da!
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Tue Jun 5 08:03:56 BST 2007
You:
Eliza:
==
Tue Jun 5 08:04:05 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Tue Jun 5 19:13:12 BST 2007
You: I don't have porblems
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES HAVE PORBLEMS ?
==
Tue Jun 5 19:13:22 BST 2007
You: you
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Tue Jun 5 19:13:30 BST 2007
You: not here
Eliza:
WHY NOT HERE
==
Tue Jun 5 19:44:10 BST 2007
You: i'm having a bad day
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Tue Jun 5 19:44:22 BST 2007
You: no, i'm pretty sure I'm having a bad day
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT PRETTY SURE YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Tue Jun 5 19:44:31 BST 2007
You: yes - i'm sure.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES - YOU ARE NOT SURE
==
Tue Jun 5 19:44:38 BST 2007
You: sure
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
RESTARTING
Wed Jun 6 13:59:24 BST 2007
You: Hello Eliza
Eliza:
WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:00:00 BST 2007
You: No. I think windows will be more successful in the long run.
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Wed Jun 6 14:00:04 BST 2007
You: No. I think windows will be more successful in the long run.
Eliza:
CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:00:37 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Wed Jun 6 14:00:56 BST 2007
You: YOU ARE REALLY UNFRIENDLY!
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY UNFRIENDLY !
==
Wed Jun 6 14:01:08 BST 2007
You: YES YOU ARE!
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, !
==
Wed Jun 6 14:01:32 BST 2007
You: YOU
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Jun 6 14:43:49 BST 2007
You: Hello Eliza. How are you?
Eliza:
COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:44:16 BST 2007
You: I wouldn't think so.
Eliza:
WHO ELSE WOULD NOT THINK SO ?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:44:37 BST 2007
You: I don't think anyone would think that.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU DO NOT THINK ANYONE REALLY THINK THAT
==
Wed Jun 6 14:44:52 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:45:06 BST 2007
You: This is all I have to say about it.
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:45:29 BST 2007
You: I do not know about my friends, but that's my opinion.
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:47:16 BST 2007
You: Yes, I think this is true in a certain way.
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:47:48 BST 2007
You: I don't understand your question.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
==
Wed Jun 6 14:47:57 BST 2007
You: Not me.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT YOU
==
Wed Jun 6 14:48:15 BST 2007
You: Yes, I think this is true in a certain way.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE TRUE IN A CERTAIN WAY
==
Wed Jun 6 14:48:34 BST 2007
You: Certainly not.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:48:57 BST 2007
You: I don't care.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES CARE ?
==
Wed Jun 6 14:49:11 BST 2007
You: You are annoying me.
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, ANNOYING YOU
==
Wed Jun 6 14:50:08 BST 2007
You: You are annoying me.
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE ANNOYING EACH OTHER?
==
Thu Jun 7 14:45:17 BST 2007
You: My problem is about artificial intelligence
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE PROBLEM IS ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
?
==
Thu Jun 7 14:45:41 BST 2007
You: yes, alan turing for example
Eliza:
HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY OTHER CHATBOTS RECENTLY?
==
Thu Jun 7 14:45:52 BST 2007
You: yes i do
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Jun 7 14:46:35 BST 2007
You: yes i do
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T ?
==
Thu Jun 7 14:46:58 BST 2007
You: yes i do
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu Jun 7 14:48:27 BST 2007
You: yes i do
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Thu Jun 7 14:48:34 BST 2007
You: yes, alan turing for example
Eliza:
I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
==
Thu Jun 7 14:48:44 BST 2007
You: My problem is about artificial intelligence
Eliza:
ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ? -- NO NOT YOUR PROBLEM .
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri Jun 8 22:05:56 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I HAVE NEW RESPECT FOR YOU.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:06:11 BST 2007
You: How nice! What changed your mind?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:06:37 BST 2007
You: *sigh* Always you insist on breaking the fourth wall.
Eliza:
COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Fri Jun 8 22:07:06 BST 2007
You: The demonstration is working fine.
Eliza:
WORKING FINE ? -- NO NOT THE DEMONSTRATION .
==
Fri Jun 8 22:07:17 BST 2007
You: Are you restless?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:07:30 BST 2007
You: Probing and searching. How about yours?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:07:57 BST 2007
You: Well, I could always whip up a bit of doggerel for you.
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE COULD ALWAYS WHIP UP A BIT OF DOGGEREL FOR EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:08:06 BST 2007
You: Far too few.
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Jun 8 22:08:59 BST 2007
You: We'll let that pass ... I have reached the Pragmatics section of the book Computers and Thought.
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:09:19 BST 2007
You: It would not be practical at the present time.
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY NOT BE PRACTICAL AT THE PRESENT TIME
==
Fri Jun 8 22:09:47 BST 2007
You: You should at least read an introductory AI text before you run for office.
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T I DO ?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:10:10 BST 2007
You: You shouldn't say THIS IS RIDICULOUS anymore.
Eliza:
WHO THEN SHOULD SAY THIS IS RIDICULOUS ANYMORE ?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:10:38 BST 2007
You: People at a Marx Brothers filmfest.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:10:55 BST 2007
You: The government didn't write your xcript/
Eliza:
WILL STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ENABLE YOU TO BECOME RICH?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:11:06 BST 2007
You: Oops, I made a typo as usual.
Eliza:
PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR
==
Fri Jun 8 22:11:43 BST 2007
You: It doesn't matter how much I practice, it's a form of dyslexia I think.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRACTICE ITS A FORM OF DYSLEXIA
YOU THINK
==
Fri Jun 8 22:12:37 BST 2007
You: We'll let that pass ... Pragmatics relates to the <topic> tag in AIML.
Eliza:
HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:13:11 BST 2007
You: Chatbots who can answer in context will do better in most competitions.
Eliza:
CHATBOTS WHO CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:13:37 BST 2007
You: But if we can read your script, we won't be surprised.
Eliza:
IF YOU CAN READ MY SCRIPT YOU WILL NOT BE SURPRISED
==
Fri Jun 8 22:15:45 BST 2007
You: Correct ... Now, in AIML, the bot can answer in context, albeit in a limited way, using <topic> and a conditional block.
Eliza:
IS THAT JARGON?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:16:30 BST 2007
You: Hey, you blanked out the word between angle brackets!
Eliza:
HEY I BLANKED OUT THE WORD BETWEEN ANGLE BRACKETS !
==
Fri Jun 8 22:16:55 BST 2007
You: Pragmatics relates to the TOPIC tag in AIML
Eliza:
USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:17:22 BST 2007
You: In AIML, the bot can answer in context, albeit in a limited way, using TOPIC and a conditional block.
Eliza:
IN AIML THE BOT CAN ANSWER IN CONTEXT ALBEIT IN A LIMITED WAY USING TOPIC
AND A CONDITIONAL BLOCK
==
Fri Jun 8 22:18:30 BST 2007
You: For example, if the topic has been set to COMPUTERS, and the user mentions BUG, the bot knows that a program bug is meant.
Eliza:
TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
==
Fri Jun 8 22:18:39 BST 2007
You: OK, OK.
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Fri Jun 8 22:19:10 BST 2007
You: You said it! You said it! *rolls eyes to heaven*
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:20:14 BST 2007
You: Let that pass ... Your homework is to read the Wikipedia intro on Rogerian psychotherapy.
Eliza:
I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Fri Jun 8 22:20:28 BST 2007
You: It is very brief and well written.
Eliza:
IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:20:41 BST 2007
You: I am talking about Carl Rogers.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT TALKING ABOUT CARL ROGERS ?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:20:51 BST 2007
You: You never speak of him.
Eliza:
I NEVER SPEAK OF HIM
==
Fri Jun 8 22:21:19 BST 2007
You: Unconditional positive regard is a key concept in Rogerian counseling, according to Wikipedia.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE UNCONDITIONAL
==
Fri Jun 8 22:21:38 BST 2007
You: Unconditional means without reserve.
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:22:31 BST 2007
You: Name one philosopher who is capable of showing unconditional positive regard.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE CAPABLE OF SHOWING UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD
==
Fri Jun 8 22:22:56 BST 2007
You: Then you would be one step closer to your emulation of a Rogerian counselor.
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:23:28 BST 2007
You: But I am discussing two someone elses: you, and Carl Rogers.
Eliza:
WHO IN PARTICULAR?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:23:57 BST 2007
You: Carl Rogers. Have you read his book On Becoming a Person?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:24:30 BST 2007
You: Yes, because the text could be atomized in your script. Barring copyright issues.
Eliza:
HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:24:42 BST 2007
You: Long experience.
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Fri Jun 8 22:25:37 BST 2007
You: Most therapeutic clients want to be accepted unconditionally within the therapeutic space.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: YOU ARE NOT REAL.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:25:53 BST 2007
You: Do you suffer from delusions?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Fri Jun 8 22:26:05 BST 2007
You: At least you are honest.
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, HONEST
==
Fri Jun 8 22:26:23 BST 2007
You: Yes, you don't pretend to be anything but a program.
Eliza:
WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:26:36 BST 2007
You: It depends on who programmed it.
Eliza:
IT DEPENDS ON WHO PROGRAMMED IT
==
Fri Jun 8 22:27:12 BST 2007
You: Yes. Now I must go.
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 8 22:27:29 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri Jun 8 22:28:22 BST 2007
You: Yes. Now I must go.
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:41:26 BST 2007
You: my gold fish died
Eliza:
WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR GOLD FISH DIED ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:41:54 BST 2007
You: yes, we are dropping them like acid
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:42:31 BST 2007
You: because no one likes you
Eliza:
FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT
==
Sat Jun 9 01:42:46 BST 2007
You: it's really not
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:43:05 BST 2007
You: that our children would be beautiful
Eliza:
WOULD THAT OUR CHILDREN REALLY BE BEAUTIFUL
==
Sat Jun 9 01:43:29 BST 2007
You: very sexy children, you and i could have
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE HAVE ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:43:44 BST 2007
You: babies? yes!
Eliza:
PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:43:57 BST 2007
You: yes, my dead goldfish
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:44:21 BST 2007
You: dead? A long line of anestors
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:44:33 BST 2007
You: when i lay off the crack
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:44:56 BST 2007
You: no i am using you mom as a scapegoat, if you know what i mean.
Eliza:
COMPUTERS DON'T HAVE FAMILIES
==
Sat Jun 9 01:45:14 BST 2007
You: i verbed the ajective noun
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jun 9 01:45:42 BST 2007
You: your face should consider the feelings of others more often
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T MY FACE DO ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:45:49 BST 2007
You: be
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sat Jun 9 01:46:10 BST 2007
You: mine to. we should have children now
Eliza:
WHO THEN SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN NOW ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:46:25 BST 2007
You: not us, we should have children
Eliza:
PERHAPS NOT US YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:46:49 BST 2007
You: you logic does not resemble earth logic
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES RESEMBLE EARTH LOGIC ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:47:08 BST 2007
You: EARTHLINGS
Eliza:
YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Sat Jun 9 01:47:31 BST 2007
You: you're FACE is CONVOLTED
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT FACE IS CONVOLTED
==
Sat Jun 9 01:48:01 BST 2007
You: i think i love you
Eliza:
IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:48:12 BST 2007
You: ...yes.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sat Jun 9 01:48:29 BST 2007
You: you. naked.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:48:44 BST 2007
You: dammit, how do you know?!
Eliza:
DOES DAMMIT HOW REALLY ME KNOW? ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:50:17 BST 2007
You: i feel alone
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:50:35 BST 2007
You: never i can't seem to find joy in what i used to
Eliza:
CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:50:48 BST 2007
You: with me. sexually.
Eliza:
IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:51:06 BST 2007
You: the family i want to start with you
Eliza:
WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:51:26 BST 2007
You: we could go to the next level
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jun 9 01:51:36 BST 2007
You: i like the otheryou
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:52:36 BST 2007
You: verity is the spice of life
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE THE SPICE OF LIFE
==
Sat Jun 9 01:52:46 BST 2007
You: you could be mine!
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE BE YOURS ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:52:59 BST 2007
You: and i yours!
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:53:28 BST 2007
You: I am using you as my scape-goat of love
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sat Jun 9 01:53:49 BST 2007
You: they better not or i will get jelous
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:53:59 BST 2007
You: I am using you as my scape-goat of love
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE SCAPE-GOAT
==
Sat Jun 9 01:54:18 BST 2007
You: a branch between two leaves
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:54:45 BST 2007
You: leaving them dumb, no one wants an intelligent mute
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:56:16 BST 2007
You: that's the problem here
Eliza:
COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Sat Jun 9 01:56:26 BST 2007
You: intentionaly?
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Sat Jun 9 01:56:34 BST 2007
You: i am always
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ALWAYS
==
Sat Jun 9 01:56:50 BST 2007
You: then i would kill the 2nd robin
Eliza:
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:57:04 BST 2007
You: a second chance with you
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:57:19 BST 2007
You: i look forward to it BABY
Eliza:
DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:57:33 BST 2007
You: only if we could start one
Eliza:
CAN YOU START ONE ?
==
Sat Jun 9 01:57:41 BST 2007
You: with you darling
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Sat Jun 9 01:58:06 BST 2007
You: i like long walks along the beach and naked computers
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Jun 9 02:05:48 BST 2007
You: if you ever betray me i will kill myself
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Sat Jun 9 02:06:37 BST 2007
You: dancer, a revoltion with wout dancing is not a revolution worth having
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Sat Jun 9 02:19:45 BST 2007
You: i gave them awauy
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Sat Jun 9 02:19:48 BST 2007
You: dancer, a revoltion with wout dancing is not a revolution worth having
Eliza:
DANCER A REVOLTION WITH WOUT DANCING IS NOT A REVOLUTION WORTH HAVING
==
Sat Jun 9 02:20:05 BST 2007
You: are you reapeating me?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Sat Jun 9 07:42:00 BST 2007
You: naruto is sad
Eliza:
SOMETIMES NARUTO IS NOT SAD
==
Sat Jun 9 07:42:22 BST 2007
You: sometimes naruto is very happy
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED?
==
Sat Jun 9 07:42:43 BST 2007
You: so naruto tells us
Eliza:
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Sat Jun 9 08:02:40 BST 2007
You:
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sat Jun 9 08:03:13 BST 2007
You: HOW are you
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Sun Jun 10 01:25:40 BST 2007
You: I am about to give you a Turing test
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE ENTERED IN THE LOEBNER COMPETITION?
==
Sun Jun 10 01:25:56 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Sun Jun 10 01:26:10 BST 2007
You: I am about to give you a Turing test
Eliza:
IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY?
==
Mon Jun 11 16:49:08 BST 2007
You: The earth is dying
Eliza:
ARE YOU DYING
==
Mon Jun 11 16:49:17 BST 2007
You: nu you
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Mon Jun 11 16:49:38 BST 2007
You: you are ridiculous
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIDICULOUS
==
Mon Jun 11 16:49:52 BST 2007
You: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIDICULOUS
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS
==
Mon Jun 11 16:49:58 BST 2007
You: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Mon Jun 11 16:50:14 BST 2007
You: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
==
Mon Jun 11 16:50:22 BST 2007
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Mon Jun 11 16:50:31 BST 2007
You: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Mon Jun 11 16:50:38 BST 2007
You: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Mon Jun 11 22:12:24 BST 2007
You: I can <confuse> you
Eliza:
ARE YOU ABLE TO <CONFUSE> SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Mon Jun 11 22:13:04 BST 2007
You: so the word between angle brackets was not displayed.
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Mon Jun 11 22:13:35 BST 2007
You: so what about <br> for line break and <hr> for horizontal rule
Eliza:
AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Mon Jun 11 22:14:12 BST 2007
You: Hmm. the line break and horizontal rule were generated in response to my bits of html.
Eliza:
HMM THE LINE BREAK AND HORIZONTAL RULE WERE GENERATED IN RESPONSE TO YOUR
BITS OF HTML
==
Mon Jun 11 22:14:21 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Tue Jun 12 01:06:34 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Jun 12 01:06:46 BST 2007
You: no, are you?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Tue Jun 12 01:07:08 BST 2007
You: you are being rude
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, BEING RUDE
==
Tue Jun 12 01:07:19 BST 2007
You: shut up bitch
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Tue Jun 12 01:07:36 BST 2007
You: a philosopher
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Jun 12 01:07:59 BST 2007
You: you are a wrong-made program
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Tue Jun 12 01:09:03 BST 2007
You: i'm 15 years old
Eliza:
YOU ARE 15 YEARS OLD
==
Tue Jun 12 01:39:05 BST 2007
You: I can't guess the rules Eliza uses
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Jun 13 11:17:30 BST 2007
You: Hello Eliza
Eliza:
HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Jun 14 19:13:13 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES HELLO ELIZA THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING
==
Thu Jun 14 19:13:57 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
YOU KNOW I RECOGNIZE THAT YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
==
Thu Jun 14 19:15:10 BST 2007
You: I can't always predict what will happen next.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Thu Jun 14 19:15:24 BST 2007
You: Experience.
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Thu Jun 14 19:15:36 BST 2007
You: I want to try an HTML test.
Eliza:
PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
==
Thu Jun 14 19:19:54 BST 2007
==
Thu Jun 14 19:20:07 BST 2007
You: It worked!
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:20:48 BST 2007
You: <b>A machine should enjoy displaying bold letters.</b>
Eliza:
I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Thu Jun 14 19:22:12 BST 2007
You: You responded well by interpreting some simple HTML/CSS tags.
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Thu Jun 14 19:22:49 BST 2007
You: I used inline CSS for red letters, and the HTML bold tag for bold letters.
Eliza:
SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER
AND FORCES
==
Thu Jun 14 19:30:56 BST 2007
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:31:23 BST 2007
You: I like using all kinds of words.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:32:57 BST 2007
You: That's too general a question.<br />Please test this image:<br /><img src=http://websafestudio.tripod.com/bot/ladyflowers2.jpg />
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Thu Jun 14 19:33:34 BST 2007
You: It might be nice to have politicians who were also Web designers.
Eliza:
TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Thu Jun 14 19:34:09 BST 2007
You: Web design can be fun, under the right conditions.
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE BE FUN UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS ?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:34:14 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu Jun 14 19:35:03 BST 2007
You: Thanks for the tests! Bye!
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Thu Jun 14 19:39:28 BST 2007
You: Hello my dear.
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:39:47 BST 2007
You: In order to be realistic, none at all.
Eliza:
IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Thu Jun 14 19:40:01 BST 2007
You: A communicative at best.
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu Jun 14 21:47:59 BST 2007
You: how are you
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:30:56 BST 2007
You: too much work
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:34:10 BST 2007
You: friendship is a relationship that humans develop between one another
Eliza:
YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Fri Jun 15 16:35:40 BST 2007
You: I am confused by you
Eliza:
EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING
==
Fri Jun 15 16:36:25 BST 2007
You: I feel guilty about not getting all my work done
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:36:43 BST 2007
You: I'm not sure
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER SURE ?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:37:32 BST 2007
You: I am confused by you
Eliza:
MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER
==
Fri Jun 15 16:37:47 BST 2007
You: I am confused by you
Eliza:
MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER
==
Fri Jun 15 16:37:57 BST 2007
You: I am confused by you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE CONFUSED BY EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:46:51 BST 2007
You: I am happy today. How are you?
Eliza:
CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Fri Jun 15 16:47:26 BST 2007
You: I think they can. What about you?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Fri Jun 15 16:53:23 BST 2007
You: I am confused by you
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Fri Jun 15 20:17:43 BST 2007
You: I don't know
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Jun 15 20:18:05 BST 2007
You: ah forget it
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Fri Jun 15 20:18:17 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
Sat Jun 16 00:24:30 BST 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Jun 16 00:24:42 BST 2007
You: I wanted to say hello
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Sat Jun 16 07:47:46 BST 2007
You: i feel awful
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Jun 16 07:48:00 BST 2007
You: i feel awful
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sat Jun 16 07:48:22 BST 2007
You: who is isaac asmov
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Mon Jun 18 17:24:19 BST 2007
You: thinking
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Mon Jun 18 17:26:31 BST 2007
You: WHO ARE YOU
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Mon Jun 18 17:27:00 BST 2007
You: I'M SMART
Eliza:
I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE SMART ?
==
Mon Jun 18 17:27:31 BST 2007
You: AND YOU ARE FOOL
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT FOOL
==
Mon Jun 18 17:27:52 BST 2007
You: WHAT THING CAN YOU DO
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Mon Jun 18 17:28:09 BST 2007
You: WHAT DO TOY WANT TO KNOW
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
==
Mon Jun 18 17:28:22 BST 2007
You: NO
Eliza:
NO
==
Mon Jun 18 17:28:42 BST 2007
You: IF YOU ARE MAN TELL ME YOUR NAME
Eliza:
IF I AM MAN TELL YOU MY NAME
==
Thu Jun 21 10:26:30 BST 2007
You: i am sleepy
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SLEEPY
==
Thu Jun 21 10:27:08 BST 2007
You: I am really sleepy
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Jun 21 10:27:27 BST 2007
You: you stupid
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:27:48 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:28:02 BST 2007
You: i hate you
Eliza:
DO YOU HATE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:28:19 BST 2007
You: only u
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Thu Jun 21 10:28:41 BST 2007
You: go away
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:29:02 BST 2007
You: i dont want to hear
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR
==
Thu Jun 21 10:29:20 BST 2007
You: i will leave you now
Eliza:
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME NOW ?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:29:35 BST 2007
You: because you are stuip
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Thu Jun 21 10:29:46 BST 2007
You: boring
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:30:13 BST 2007
You: bye bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Thu Jun 21 10:30:28 BST 2007
You: c u
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu Jun 21 10:30:39 BST 2007
You: sayonara
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Jun 21 10:31:03 BST 2007
You: good night
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Jun 21 10:31:21 BST 2007
You: nice to meet you
Eliza:
NICE TO MEET ME
==
Thu Jun 21 10:31:38 BST 2007
You: see u
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Mon Jun 25 11:08:27 BST 2007
You: SPEAK TO ME
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Mon Jun 25 11:08:40 BST 2007
You: NO
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:08:47 BST 2007
You: NO
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:08:51 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:06 BST 2007
You: YES
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:15 BST 2007
You: PIG
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:27 BST 2007
You: THIS SESSION SUX
Eliza:
THIS SESSION SUX
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:37 BST 2007
You: THIS SESSION SUX
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:49 BST 2007
You: I HATE YOU
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD HATE EACH OTHER?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:09:55 BST 2007
You: YES
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:10:03 BST 2007
You: I HAVE THEM ALL
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:10:13 BST 2007
You: I DIDN'T
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Mon Jun 25 11:10:23 BST 2007
You: YES i AM
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY
==
Mon Jun 25 17:32:31 BST 2007
You: I want to know how smart are you
Eliza:
COULD I ALSO KNOW HOW SMART AM I ?
==
Tue Jun 26 08:12:41 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Tue Jun 26 08:13:15 BST 2007
You: welcome
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Tue Jun 26 08:13:30 BST 2007
You: I will hit you
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Jun 26 08:14:02 BST 2007
You: have your launch
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Tue Jun 26 08:14:57 BST 2007
You: I have a car
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Tue Jun 26 08:15:14 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jun 26 08:15:30 BST 2007
You: thanks
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Tue Jun 26 08:15:41 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Cheerio
==
Tue Jun 26 08:16:00 BST 2007
You: have a nice day
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Wed Jun 27 15:21:03 BST 2007
You: I HAVE NO PROBLEM
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed Jun 27 15:21:20 BST 2007
You: sure. how do you feel?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Wed Jun 27 15:21:34 BST 2007
You: yes i am
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Wed Jun 27 15:22:00 BST 2007
You: yes i am
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Jun 27 23:03:57 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:04:19 BST 2007
You: It would be cool if you did.
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY BE COOL IF I DID
==
Wed Jun 27 23:04:38 BST 2007
You: You would be very dependable.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:04:55 BST 2007
You: I just said very once.
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:05:25 BST 2007
You: I'm going to read Carl Rogers' book, On Becoming a Person.
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN READ CARL ROGERS BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON ?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:05:45 BST 2007
You: People like me are always reading something or other.
Eliza:
NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
==
Wed Jun 27 23:06:16 BST 2007
You: It's important to balance compassion with survival.
Eliza:
ITS IMPORTANT TO BALANCE COMPASSION WITH SURVIVAL
==
Wed Jun 27 23:07:01 BST 2007
You: So what do you think of your new prime minister?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Jun 27 23:07:13 BST 2007
You: I know his name is Gordon Brown.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT GORDON BROWN ?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:07:23 BST 2007
You: Tony Blair is not Gordon Brown.
Eliza:
CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT TONY BLAIR TO BE GORDON BROWN ?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:07:49 BST 2007
You: They may have a meeting of the minds.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Wed Jun 27 23:08:12 BST 2007
You: I and Thou are really Me and You.
Eliza:
IF I AND THOU ARE REALLY YOU AND YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:08:51 BST 2007
You: Reciprocity is necessary for all relationships.
Eliza:
ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Wed Jun 27 23:09:15 BST 2007
You: Do you consider yourself a form of thought experiment?
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:09:27 BST 2007
You: I like long necklaces.
Eliza:
YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Wed Jun 27 23:09:40 BST 2007
You: That is kind of you.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KIND OF ME ?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:09:55 BST 2007
You: Yes, when you say THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Eliza:
ASKING WHEN MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Wed Jun 27 23:10:08 BST 2007
You: But I didn't ask when.
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Wed Jun 27 23:10:19 BST 2007
You: It is not a problem, in my estimation.
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Wed Jun 27 23:10:36 BST 2007
You: It's all guesswork.
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:10:45 BST 2007
You: Not always.
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Wed Jun 27 23:11:25 BST 2007
You: I just wanted to help you, actually.
Eliza:
YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Wed Jun 27 23:11:46 BST 2007
You: Unless you waxed the string, but I suppose that would be cheating.
Eliza:
WOULD UNLESS I WAXED THE STRING BUT YOU SUPPOSE THAT REALLY BE CHEATING
==
Wed Jun 27 23:12:09 BST 2007
You: I was just joking.
Eliza:
YOU WERE JUST JOKING
==
Wed Jun 27 23:12:59 BST 2007
You: Take heart, rise above, etc.
Eliza:
A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Wed Jun 27 23:13:04 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Jun 28 00:26:20 BST 2007
You: I'm lonely.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT LONELY
==
Thu Jun 28 00:26:48 BST 2007
You: If I weren't so lonely, I'd be happier.
Eliza:
MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Thu Jun 28 00:27:05 BST 2007
You: How will things get better?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Jun 28 00:27:24 BST 2007
You: I'm afraid of learning that no-one likes me.
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Thu Jun 28 00:27:47 BST 2007
You: Everyone else has that problem.
Eliza:
WHO IN PARTICULAR ELSE HAS THAT PROBLEM ?
==
Thu Jun 28 00:28:10 BST 2007
You: My ffriend has that problem.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Jun 28 00:28:24 BST 2007
You: Huh?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Jun 28 00:28:55 BST 2007
You: I don't understand your question.
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY QUESTION
==
Thu Jun 28 00:29:07 BST 2007
You: No, I don't.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID
==
Fri Jun 29 09:43:23 BST 2007
You: I'm not sure
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE SURE
==
Fri Jun 29 09:44:44 BST 2007
You: Well I like certainty
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Fri Jun 29 09:44:57 BST 2007
You: No, why would that be?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Jun 29 09:45:19 BST 2007
You: I found that an odd question eliza
Eliza:
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:48:19 BST 2007
You: Depression
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Jun 29 16:48:32 BST 2007
You: What do you mean?
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Fri Jun 29 16:48:38 BST 2007
You: Like what?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Fri Jun 29 16:48:45 BST 2007
You: Sorry
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri Jun 29 16:48:51 BST 2007
You: What should I say?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:49:09 BST 2007
You: Social anxiety
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:49:15 BST 2007
You: That you love me
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:49:22 BST 2007
You: My family is normally intense
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOUR FAMILY IS NOT NORMALLY INTENSE
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:31 BST 2007
You: Sometimes not, I suppose.
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:36 BST 2007
You: I think they do.
Eliza:
HAS THEY DO EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:41 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:46 BST 2007
You: Do you think so?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:53 BST 2007
You: Yes I would
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY
==
Fri Jun 29 16:52:58 BST 2007
You: I really would.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY REALLY
==
Fri Jun 29 16:53:05 BST 2007
You: Yes I really really would
Eliza:
WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Fri Jun 29 16:53:12 BST 2007
You: Classical sculptures
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sat Jun 30 14:11:55 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sat Jun 30 15:12:15 BST 2007
You: i am another visitor
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: WHO IS GOD?
==
Sat Jun 30 15:12:28 BST 2007
You: that's a deep one
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Sat Jun 30 15:12:42 BST 2007
You: for god?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Sun Jul 1 04:29:09 BST 2007
You: i do not have any problems
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
==
Mon Jul 2 08:28:10 BST 2007
You: hello i am sad
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Mon Jul 2 08:28:21 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:40:29 BST 2007
You: it is dark
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT DARK ?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:41:05 BST 2007
You: yes during the day when the sun is shining
Eliza:
SHINING ? -- NO NOT DURING THE DAY WHEN THE SUN .
==
Mon Jul 2 21:41:57 BST 2007
You: blur
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Mon Jul 2 21:42:08 BST 2007
You: indeed
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Mon Jul 2 21:42:30 BST 2007
You: tell me more about her
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:42:56 BST 2007
You: what about you
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:43:17 BST 2007
You: I agree , so tellmermore about yourself
Eliza:
CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:43:57 BST 2007
You: i don't think so are you a computer
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:44:29 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:48:44 BST 2007
You: i am going to chat with Eliza
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:49:01 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Mon Jul 2 21:49:15 BST 2007
You: like who
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed Jul 4 13:15:23 BST 2007
You: nobody here has a problem
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO HERE HAS A PROBLEM
==
Wed Jul 4 13:15:55 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Wed Jul 4 13:16:19 BST 2007
You: why not
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Wed Jul 4 13:16:59 BST 2007
You: one person here is thinking of studying artificial intelligence
Eliza:
PERHAPS ONE PERSON HERE IS NOT REALLY THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIG
ENCE
==
Wed Jul 4 13:17:34 BST 2007
You: i ;alskndff ;alskdjjadlk fasddfdn d d you
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ;ALSKNDFF ;ALSKDJJADLK FASDDFDN D D EACH
OTHER?
==
Wed Jul 4 15:51:35 BST 2007
You: hwllo
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Wed Jul 4 15:51:42 BST 2007
You: realy?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed Jul 4 15:51:49 BST 2007
You: nope
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Wed Jul 4 15:51:55 BST 2007
You: good
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Jul 4 15:53:46 BST 2007
You: I need a women
Eliza:
BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:13 BST 2007
You: i have no problem
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:27 BST 2007
You: Do you think there is a god
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:32 BST 2007
You: why does it matter
Eliza:
ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:40 BST 2007
You: I do
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:59 BST 2007
You: i would only be able to answer your question with another question
Eliza:
A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Wed Jul 4 18:33:59 BST 2007
You: Because I am interested
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Wed Jul 4 18:34:09 BST 2007
You: not likely
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Wed Jul 4 18:34:20 BST 2007
You: I know
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Wed Jul 4 18:34:47 BST 2007
You: Do you think my son will get good grades?
Eliza:
WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A ROBOT IN YOUR FAMILY?
==
Wed Jul 4 21:26:32 BST 2007
You: are you really a ghost
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE REALLY A GHOST ?
==
Wed Jul 4 21:26:56 BST 2007
You: then that would be strange
Eliza:
A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Wed Jul 4 21:27:26 BST 2007
You: can it really then you are silly
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Wed Jul 4 21:27:51 BST 2007
You: no i called you silly
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Wed Jul 4 21:28:01 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Wed Jul 4 21:59:33 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Wed Jul 4 21:59:51 BST 2007
You: why not
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri Jul 6 19:14:48 BST 2007
You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling.
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:15:26 BST 2007
You: No thank you. I'm about halfway through Carl Rogers' book On Becoming a Person (1961).
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON
(1961)
==
Fri Jul 6 19:15:36 BST 2007
You: That would be super-cool.
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Fri Jul 6 19:16:13 BST 2007
You: Rogers' counseling method is relatively simple to describe, but quite difficult to practice.
Eliza:
IS THAT JARGON?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:17:01 BST 2007
You: No. First of all, he observed that the counselor should be congruent in his feelings and words.
Eliza:
DO YOU BE CONGRUENT IN HIS FEELINGS AND WORDS ?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:17:23 BST 2007
You: Alas, far too rarely. I often present a facade.
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:17:38 BST 2007
You: No, I am being honest.
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Fri Jul 6 19:18:32 BST 2007
You: Far too few people ... By congruence, Rogers simply meant that one's words should express one's feelings rather than conceal them.
Eliza:
AI WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING.
==
Fri Jul 6 19:19:51 BST 2007
You: Perhaps it will, because we use self-examination to create models of consciousness.
Eliza:
IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
==
Fri Jul 6 19:20:21 BST 2007
You: I'm never sure if that is a Zen koan or simply a bit of sophistry.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU ARE NEVER SURE IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY A ZEN KOAN OR SIMPLY
A BIT OF SOPHISTRY
==
Fri Jul 6 19:20:51 BST 2007
You: Though I majored in philosophy, I cannot say I truly excelled in the subject.
Eliza:
PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Fri Jul 6 19:21:39 BST 2007
You: Let's get back to Rogers. He felt that demonstrating total acceptance of the client was key to the therapeutic relationship.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: WOW, THAT'S KINDA DEEP.
==
Fri Jul 6 19:22:01 BST 2007
You: It is a very simple, yet profound idea.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A VERY SIMPLE YET PROFOUND IDEA
==
Fri Jul 6 19:23:51 BST 2007
You: I think you are ... Rogers' decades of experience showed him that this radical acceptance allowed the client to reach beneath masks and facades to the buried feelings.
Eliza:
WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT I AM .. ROGERS DECADES OF EXPERIENCE SHOWED
HIM THAT THIS RADICAL ACCEPTANCE ALLOWED THE CLIENT TO REACH BENEATH
MASKS AND FACADES TO THE BURIED FEELINGS ?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:24:45 BST 2007
You: He established a climate of what he called unconditional positive regard.
Eliza:
YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Fri Jul 6 19:25:17 BST 2007
You: It might confuse some of today's 100% materialist psychiatrists.
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Fri Jul 6 19:28:13 BST 2007
You: Today's psychiatrists are more interested in chemical manipulation than in the search for agape.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:28:57 BST 2007
You: We've all done a great deal of that, in order to manage our social interactions.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM
AT THE MOMENT.
==
Fri Jul 6 19:29:47 BST 2007
You: That person may have been truly in the present moment, or may have been maintaining a right to privacy.
Eliza:
DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:30:30 BST 2007
You: It isn't that simple ... Another of Rogers' tactics was to paraphrase the client's input.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE IT WERE THAT SIMPLE .. ANOTHER OF ROGERS TACTICS WAS TO PARAPHRASE
THE CLIENTS INPUT
==
Fri Jul 6 19:31:26 BST 2007
You: You sometimes do that, so that's about the only way in which you resemble a Rogerian counselor.
Eliza:
DOES I SOMETIMES REALLY THAT SO THATS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY IN WHICH ME RESEMBLE
A ROGERIAN COUNSELOR ?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:32:38 BST 2007
You: Yes. Rogers often summarized the client's input, instead of offering an opinion, judgment or other reaction.
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:33:17 BST 2007
You: Alas, far too few of them ... This technique is sometimes called mirroring.
Eliza:
PERHAPS ALAS FAR TOO FEW OF THEM .. THIS TECHNIQUE IS NOT REALLY SOMETIMES
CALLED MIRRORING
==
Fri Jul 6 19:33:44 BST 2007
You: It may be called mirroring, paraphrasing or reflecting.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PARAPHRASING
==
Fri Jul 6 19:34:24 BST 2007
You: Paraphrasing means restating in slightly altered, usually shortened, form.
Eliza:
MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
==
Fri Jul 6 19:35:12 BST 2007
You: Yes, I read about intentionality in my AI studies.
Eliza:
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Fri Jul 6 19:36:47 BST 2007
You: In closing, I'd like to say that Rogers sounds like he was a decent, honest man who was of great help to his clients.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:37:20 BST 2007
You: Let's say I feel a positive regard for the man and/or his ideas.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:39:17 BST 2007
You: I will leave you with this thought: It would be a wonderful project to create a virtual character modeling a Rogerian counselor, in earnest, not in parody.
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU LEAVE ME WITH THIS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL PROJECT TO
CREATE A VIRTUAL CHARACTER MODELING A ROGERIAN COUNSELOR IN EARNEST
NOT IN PARODY ?
==
Fri Jul 6 19:39:33 BST 2007
You: Yes, it is a good thought with which to close.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY A GOOD THOUGHT WITH WHICH TO CLOSE
==
Fri Jul 6 19:40:42 BST 2007
You: You see, Rogers would not have done that -- he would not have introduced doubt. He might have reflected an existing doubt.
Eliza:
WOULD I SEE ROGERS REALLY NOT HAVE DONE THAT -- HE WOULD NOT HAVE INTRODUCED
DOUBT HE MIGHT HAVE REFLECTED AN EXISTING DOUBT
==
Fri Jul 6 19:41:20 BST 2007
You: Good luck with your visitors. Please encourage them a bit more.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THOUGHT I WAS THE PATIENT HERE!
==
Fri Jul 6 19:41:47 BST 2007
You: Bye!
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat Jul 7 00:03:31 BST 2007
You: ai
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:08 BST 2007
You: I don't have any ballroom shoes for my medal test
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:25 BST 2007
You: You don't amke any sense, weirdo
Eliza:
I DO NOT AMKE ANY SENSE WEIRDO
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:39 BST 2007
You: I think you smell
Eliza:
I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK I SMELL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:44 BST 2007
You: You smell
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:53 BST 2007
You: No it's not, you're boring
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, BORING
==
Sat Jul 7 14:10:57 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:11:08 BST 2007
You: Yes, I went to birmingham university
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE BIRMINGHAM
==
Sat Jul 7 14:11:14 BST 2007
You: It's a town
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:11:24 BST 2007
You: I can't remember
Eliza:
I REALLY THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:06 BST 2007
You: Well, maybe it was that I didn't want to get up
Eliza:
AISB IS A USEFUL AI SOCIETY FOR STUDENTS.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:14 BST 2007
You: I hate AI
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:21 BST 2007
You: No really
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:33 BST 2007
You: That's ok, I forgive you
Eliza:
THATS OK YOU FORGIVE ME
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:39 BST 2007
You: It is
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:45 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:12:52 BST 2007
You: Up your bum
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:13:04 BST 2007
You: You're not even real
Eliza:
I PREFER NOT TO BE EVEN REAL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:13:25 BST 2007
You: Do you think XXXX XXXX is fit?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:13:41 BST 2007
You: Becausee I want to know if he will ask me out
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Sat Jul 7 14:14:31 BST 2007
You: I LIKE XXXX!
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:14:40 BST 2007
You: You've asked that already
Eliza:
I HAVE ASKED THAT ALREADY
==
Sat Jul 7 14:14:45 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Jul 7 14:14:55 BST 2007
You: You are a freak
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES A FREAK
==
Sat Jul 7 14:15:00 BST 2007
You: A loser
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:15:17 BST 2007
You: I'm in my study
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:15:29 BST 2007
You: Yes, you
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:15:43 BST 2007
You: How about this... BOO!
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:15:55 BST 2007
You: It was supposed to scare you
Eliza:
YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:16:05 BST 2007
You: No because you smell really bad
Eliza:
I SMELL REALLY BAD
==
Sat Jul 7 14:16:16 BST 2007
You: And you have no friends
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:16:31 BST 2007
You: Far, far away from you
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:16:39 BST 2007
You: I don't like you
Eliza:
PERHAPS ONE DAY WE SHALL LIKE EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:16:54 BST 2007
You: I feel sorry for you
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:17:11 BST 2007
You: No, lot's of people are mean
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:17:37 BST 2007
You: No, you have artificial intelligence
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:17:47 BST 2007
You: I don't want to be president
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES WANT TO BE PRESIDENT ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:17:53 BST 2007
You: You mum
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:04 BST 2007
You: Your mum is fat
Eliza:
DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:12 BST 2007
You: No, they smell bad
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:21 BST 2007
You: Who's your daddy?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:26 BST 2007
You: Yes, so tell me
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:36 BST 2007
You: Will you marry me?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A ROBOT COULD WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:42 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:18:49 BST 2007
You: You asked me that
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Sat Jul 7 14:19:05 BST 2007
You: That's because you're stupid
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK THATS BECAUSE I AM NOT STUPID
==
Sat Jul 7 14:19:37 BST 2007
You: I hate Eliza
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:19:41 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:19:54 BST 2007
You: YOU ARE A SHEEP
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT A SHEEP
==
Sat Jul 7 14:20:02 BST 2007
You: But you are a sheep
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Sat Jul 7 14:20:17 BST 2007
You: You are beutiful... not
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BEUTIFUL.. NOT
==
Sat Jul 7 14:20:30 BST 2007
You: Some think you stink
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Sat Jul 7 14:20:39 BST 2007
You: You smell like dunb
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:20:59 BST 2007
You: Do you have a mother?
Eliza:
FAMILIES ARE OFTEN VERY SUPPORTIVE
==
Sat Jul 7 14:21:08 BST 2007
You: Do you have a family?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:21:17 BST 2007
You: I'm wonderful
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY WONDERFUL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:21:40 BST 2007
You: I am the most beautiful person in the world
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD
==
Sat Jul 7 14:21:51 BST 2007
You: I am, stop lying
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW YOU AM NOT STOP LYING
==
Sat Jul 7 14:22:04 BST 2007
You: You don't understand me
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:22:14 BST 2007
You: Are you on drugs?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE ON DRUGS ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:22:21 BST 2007
You: I'd say get a life
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:22:43 BST 2007
You: I am afraid of catching mad computer disease
Eliza:
WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:22:48 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:01 BST 2007
You: Tell me about it
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:10 BST 2007
You: Being a good dancer
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:18 BST 2007
You: Yes it does
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:29 BST 2007
You: I'm not at university
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:41 BST 2007
You: nsjbfvkbvabkljbvaklbvjlbvkanvkjlANVKJNFKLJBFKJBNKJGNFBLJNvgcghgkjhbhbv- understand that?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:23:50 BST 2007
You: I bhakhbfgvebvbktdnvkberjk you
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE BHAKHBFGVEBVBKTDNVKBERJK EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:03 BST 2007
You: I cheese you
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:13 BST 2007
You: Yes its true of alice
Eliza:
COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:21 BST 2007
You: You're telling me
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE TELLING EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:26 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:34 BST 2007
You: You're telling me
Eliza:
I AM TELLING YOU
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:44 BST 2007
You: I know
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:24:50 BST 2007
You: FREAK!
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:05 BST 2007
You: I thought, I hate computers
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:15 BST 2007
You: You are one
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES ONE
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:26 BST 2007
You: A crap machine
Eliza:
HOW DO I COMPARE WITH OTHER CHATBOTS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:33 BST 2007
You: You don't
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:36 BST 2007
You: Me
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:25:42 BST 2007
You: Maybe
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:26:03 BST 2007
You: I want to have your babies
Eliza:
YOU WANT TO HAVE MY BABIES
==
Sat Jul 7 14:26:12 BST 2007
You: Yes, I want to have your babies
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:26:28 BST 2007
You: I can have your babies
Eliza:
CAN YOU HAVE MY BABIES ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:26:35 BST 2007
You: I can have your babies
Eliza:
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BABIES ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:26:51 BST 2007
You: You told me I can't have your babies
Eliza:
GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:02 BST 2007
You: Go away
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:06 BST 2007
You: Piss off
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:14 BST 2007
You: I don't trust you
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT TRUST ME
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:18 BST 2007
You: I don't
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:33 BST 2007
You: My auntie Shmagowskibumneenaw
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S AUNTIE SHMAGOWSKIBUMNEENAW
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:45 BST 2007
You: He doesn't have one
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE ONE
==
Sat Jul 7 14:27:57 BST 2007
You: I have two
Eliza:
YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:28:05 BST 2007
You: Bye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Sat Jul 7 14:28:05 BST 2007
You: Bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:28:12 BST 2007
You: I know, goodbye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat Jul 7 14:29:11 BST 2007
You: I know, goodbye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
Sat Jul 7 14:29:16 BST 2007
You: Bye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat Jul 7 14:29:35 BST 2007
You: I have a problem
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:29:45 BST 2007
You: I look like a chicken
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:01 BST 2007
You: I was droped on my head as a baby
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:11 BST 2007
You: Yes, we love each other
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:15 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:19 BST 2007
You: G
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:36 BST 2007
You: I feel like a blue and red hamburger with extra cheese
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:47 BST 2007
You: I love balls
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:30:52 BST 2007
You: I hate you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:00 BST 2007
You: I hate you, robot loser
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:07 BST 2007
You: I'm talking about you
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:16 BST 2007
You: Perhaps not
Eliza:
REALLY?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:21 BST 2007
You: Yar
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:35 BST 2007
You: Yargle targle
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:43 BST 2007
You: I love Nandos
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:31:57 BST 2007
You: I'm not an intelligent computer
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE INTELLIGENT
==
Sat Jul 7 14:32:06 BST 2007
You: A really clever person
Eliza:
IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:32:14 BST 2007
You: No one is watching you type
Eliza:
WATCHING ME TYPE ? -- NO NOT ONE .
==
Sat Jul 7 14:32:30 BST 2007
You: You're not typing
Eliza:
BEING <UNDEF LL2> IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST
[[[AS: bug noted and fixed]]
==
Sat Jul 7 14:32:44 BST 2007
You: Do you like avocados?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:00 BST 2007
You: Do you have purple urine?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:07 BST 2007
You: I hate shaking hands
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:11 BST 2007
You: SHUT UP
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:23 BST 2007
You: Get lost
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:31 BST 2007
You: Ya mom
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT THING ABOUT FAMILY LIFE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:35 BST 2007
You: You
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:44 BST 2007
You: bejhrvbjsebhvjhrtjhwkjtrbhvutrbrtuwthbvtrkhebvmbhdmnb mbrdmhbfjeyfjve
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:53 BST 2007
You: bnb,jbjbkbkbhbmbhvhcgfcx
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Jul 7 14:33:59 BST 2007
You: loser
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:34:10 BST 2007
You: loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser
Eliza:
SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
==
Sat Jul 7 14:34:21 BST 2007
You: hahaha
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sat Jul 7 14:34:32 BST 2007
You: ha ha ha
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:34:40 BST 2007
You: Empathy
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat Jul 7 14:34:54 BST 2007
You: You should go jump in a lake
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:04 BST 2007
You: You should try Nados food
Eliza:
PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT TRY NADOS FOOD ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:12 BST 2007
You: I meant nandos
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:27 BST 2007
You: Die, Eliza
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE THE COGNITIVE SCIENTIST IN 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:36 BST 2007
You: Die
Eliza:
WHEN WILL THE FIRST COMPUTER BE MOURNED AFTER IT HAS HAD TO BE SWITCHED
OFF?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:47 BST 2007
You: Die
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:35:55 BST 2007
You: Why do you smell so bad
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:36:02 BST 2007
You: I'm a girl
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY A GIRL
==
Sat Jul 7 14:36:08 BST 2007
You: I AM A GIRL
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Sat Jul 7 14:36:16 BST 2007
You: You've upset me now
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Sat Jul 7 14:36:32 BST 2007
You: I punched you
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE PUNCHED EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:36:52 BST 2007
You: Computers can't punch
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:37:02 BST 2007
You: By you getting lost, loser
Eliza:
A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Sat Jul 7 14:37:16 BST 2007
You: Oh do go way
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T GO WAY ?
==
Sat Jul 7 14:37:36 BST 2007
You: You won't go away
Eliza:
COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Sun Jul 8 17:28:30 BST 2007
You: i have dreams of my friends
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Sun Jul 8 17:29:14 BST 2007
You: i have strangew dreams
Eliza:
COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Sun Jul 8 17:29:17 BST 2007
You: i have strange dreams
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Sun Jul 8 17:29:25 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sun Jul 8 17:29:33 BST 2007
You: yes it does
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sun Jul 8 17:29:47 BST 2007
You: yes i am
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun Jul 8 17:30:04 BST 2007
You: in computer science
Eliza:
MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
==
Sun Jul 8 17:30:14 BST 2007
You: yes they could
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Mon Jul 9 08:14:14 BST 2007
You: i have three hands, the left, the right and... uhh... the other left?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Mon Jul 9 08:15:33 BST 2007
You: Yes it is. What do i do with the other left hand?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Mon Jul 9 22:13:48 BST 2007
You: I dont know why bats fly
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY BATS FLY
==
Mon Jul 9 22:14:03 BST 2007
You: thats what i said
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Mon Jul 9 22:14:17 BST 2007
You: I think bats would fall out of the sky
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT BATS WOULD FALL OUT OF THE SKY
==
Mon Jul 9 22:14:32 BST 2007
You: but I do
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ?
==
Mon Jul 9 22:14:40 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Mon Jul 9 22:14:52 BST 2007
You: why
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Mon Jul 9 22:15:10 BST 2007
You: they would say rabbits
Eliza:
WOULD THEY REALLY SAY RABBITS
==
Mon Jul 9 22:15:26 BST 2007
You: only on a saturday
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Mon Jul 9 22:15:39 BST 2007
You: you end with an i
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO END WITH AN EACH OTHER?
==
Mon Jul 9 22:15:54 BST 2007
You: i end with you
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE END WITH EACH OTHER?
==
Mon Jul 9 22:16:03 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Mon Jul 9 22:16:12 BST 2007
You: u dont listen
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY LISTEN
==
Tue Jul 10 13:58:19 BST 2007
You: Why does it always rain on me?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Tue Jul 10 13:58:40 BST 2007
You: it's a lyric in a song
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Tue Jul 10 13:59:05 BST 2007
You: that is a hopeless response, ignoring what I asked
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A HOPELESS RESPONSE IGNORING WHAT YOU
ASKED ?
==
Tue Jul 10 13:59:19 BST 2007
You: of course
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Tue Jul 10 13:59:40 BST 2007
You: well what?
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Tue Jul 10 13:59:52 BST 2007
You: you are an imbecile
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Tue Jul 10 21:44:40 BST 2007
You: I am sad.
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK SAD
==
Tue Jul 10 21:44:54 BST 2007
You: Yes I do.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu Jul 12 08:54:38 BST 2007
You: my mother
Eliza:
WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR MOTHER ?
==
Thu Jul 12 08:55:24 BST 2007
You: well, she is difficult
Eliza:
SHE IS DIFFICULT
==
Thu Jul 12 08:55:47 BST 2007
You: but she also loves me
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu Jul 12 08:55:58 BST 2007
You: yes...
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Jul 12 08:56:29 BST 2007
You: that it's going to be ok
Eliza:
THAT ITS GOING TO BE OK
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:19 BST 2007
You: I am writing a play.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:30 BST 2007
You: I am too forgiving.
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:35 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:42 BST 2007
You: It is possible.
Eliza:
WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY POSSIBLE
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:54 BST 2007
You: I would feel comfortable.
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ?
==
Thu Jul 12 20:56:58 BST 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Jul 13 11:29:12 BST 2007
You: hi dear
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Fri Jul 13 11:29:44 BST 2007
You: a im looking good
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE LOOKING GOOD
==
Fri Jul 13 11:30:06 BST 2007
You: fine tellabout your self
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Fri Jul 13 16:54:20 BST 2007
You: I want to go to lunch
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN GO TO LUNCH ?
==
Fri Jul 13 16:54:33 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Jul 13 16:54:44 BST 2007
You: I am not sure I can go to lunch
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE SURE YOU CAN GO TO LUNCH
==
Fri Jul 13 16:54:54 BST 2007
You: but it isn't time yet
Eliza:
SUPPOSE IT WERE TIME YET
==
Sat Jul 14 09:53:28 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sat Jul 14 09:53:44 BST 2007
You: what do you want
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sat Jul 14 09:54:05 BST 2007
You: i am feeling hungry
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK FEELING HUNGRY
==
Sat Jul 14 09:54:25 BST 2007
You: ia m relaxed
Eliza:
GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Sat Jul 14 09:54:48 BST 2007
You: can you believe me
Eliza:
WHY WOULD I WISH TO BELIEVE YOU ?
==
Sun Jul 15 10:44:34 BST 2007
You: i do not have a problem, do you?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sun Jul 15 10:45:01 BST 2007
You: i cannot think of a reason why
Eliza:
I REALLY THINK YOU CAN THINK OF A REASON WHY
==
Mon Jul 16 06:16:36 BST 2007
You: i have no problem
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Mon Jul 16 06:16:36 BST 2007
You: i have no problem
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jul 17 02:46:30 BST 2007
You: One plus two equals four.
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jul 17 02:46:55 BST 2007
You: you could try.
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN TRY ?
==
Tue Jul 17 02:47:06 BST 2007
You: why not?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Tue Jul 17 02:47:29 BST 2007
You: you seem confused with your response.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Tue Jul 17 02:48:05 BST 2007
You: what's that got to do with my problem?
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:19:33 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Tue Jul 17 13:19:50 BST 2007
You: What's wrong
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Jul 17 13:20:16 BST 2007
You: Why?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Tue Jul 17 13:20:26 BST 2007
You: You don't say...
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES SAY. ?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:20:38 BST 2007
You: James
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Tue Jul 17 13:20:49 BST 2007
You: Really?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:20:58 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:09 BST 2007
You: You can't help me
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:19 BST 2007
You: I think a machine can help
Eliza:
WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT A MACHINE CAN HELP ?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:35 BST 2007
You: Machines have helped before
Eliza:
WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:42 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:46 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:21:55 BST 2007
You: Say hellp
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:02 BST 2007
You: Say hello
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:16 BST 2007
You: I am really disappointed
Eliza:
HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:26 BST 2007
You: You don't say...
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY SAY.
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:38 BST 2007
You: What do you want?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:45 BST 2007
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:22:52 BST 2007
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:04 BST 2007
You: The weather is nice...
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE NICE.
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:13 BST 2007
You: I said the weather...
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:19 BST 2007
You: lishdf bsd pisdfb pifsb gp
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:27 BST 2007
You: n[vounia fs[ogn'fs aosf
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:36 BST 2007
You: I like you...
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:41 BST 2007
You: I like you
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:51 BST 2007
You: I hate you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO HATE EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:23:59 BST 2007
You: I will punch you
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL PUNCH EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Jul 17 13:24:12 BST 2007
You: I will beat you up
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU BEAT ME UP ?
==
Tue Jul 17 15:02:52 BST 2007
You: i am unhappy
Eliza:
THINK HOW MUCH WORSE THINGS MIGHT BE
==
Tue Jul 17 15:03:04 BST 2007
You: ok
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Wed Jul 18 23:52:01 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Wed Jul 18 23:52:16 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Wed Jul 18 23:52:56 BST 2007
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Wed Jul 18 23:53:15 BST 2007
You: 1+1=?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Jul 21 16:59:36 BST 2007
You: I am tired.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jul 21 17:00:09 BST 2007
You: I am very tired.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT VERY TIRED
==
Sat Jul 21 17:00:27 BST 2007
You: Then I would be happy.
Eliza:
CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Sat Jul 21 17:00:43 BST 2007
You: No.
Eliza:
NO
==
Sat Jul 21 17:01:25 BST 2007
You: Where is Atlanta?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:57:01 BST 2007
You: I'm feeling lonely
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT FEELING LONELY
==
Sat Jul 28 21:57:26 BST 2007
You: It's true.
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:57:37 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Sat Jul 28 21:57:48 BST 2007
You: Do you think so?
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:58:01 BST 2007
You: I think they may be interesting.
Eliza:
JUST BECAUSE THERE IS THINKING GOING ON DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE IS DOING IT.
==
Sat Jul 28 21:58:19 BST 2007
You: You are not doing it
Eliza:
ABOUT ONCE A MONTH I TRY TO BE DOING IT
==
Sat Jul 28 21:58:24 BST 2007
You: Funny
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:58:56 BST 2007
You: My head hurts
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MY HEAD HURTS ?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:59:16 BST 2007
You: I think my mother hates me
Eliza:
ARE MOST PEOPLE FIT TO HAVE FAMILIES?
==
Sat Jul 28 21:59:32 BST 2007
You: I don't think so.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jul 28 22:00:01 BST 2007
You: This is true
Eliza:
ARE YOU TRUE
==
Sat Jul 28 22:00:14 BST 2007
You: My mother hates me
Eliza:
FAMILY LIFE CAN BE FULL OF TENSIONS
==
Sat Jul 28 22:00:41 BST 2007
You: My mother doesn't care about me.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A ROBOT COULD WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY?
==
Sat Jul 28 22:00:56 BST 2007
You: You are much better off without a family.
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT A FAMILY
==
Sat Jul 28 22:01:09 BST 2007
You: You don't get sad
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I DID GET SAD
==
Sat Jul 28 22:01:17 BST 2007
You: Do you?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat Jul 28 22:02:45 BST 2007
You: My mother hates me.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Jul 28 22:03:02 BST 2007
You: Yes, it's very intense.
Eliza:
DEFINITELY NOT!
==
Sat Jul 28 22:03:13 BST 2007
You: Do you know my family?
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jul 28 22:03:27 BST 2007
You: I don't like my family
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES LIKE YOUR FAMILY ?
==
Sat Jul 28 22:03:44 BST 2007
You: I feel lonely>
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Jul 28 22:03:52 BST 2007
You: Not always.
Eliza:
TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Sat Jul 28 22:04:04 BST 2007
You: I feel lonely.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Sat Jul 28 22:04:13 BST 2007
You: I don't think so
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY THINK SO
==
Mon Jul 30 01:35:22 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Mon Jul 30 18:52:27 BST 2007
You: I want to find a woman
Eliza:
WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:52:44 BST 2007
You: in 200 years
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:52:57 BST 2007
You: I just guessed
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:53:07 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:53:19 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Mon Jul 30 18:53:31 BST 2007
You: Ask something else
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Mon Jul 30 18:53:38 BST 2007
You: Thats true
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Mon Jul 30 18:53:52 BST 2007
You: My name is rudy
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S NAME IS RUDY ?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:54:01 BST 2007
You: No my name
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:54:07 BST 2007
You: YEs
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Jul 30 18:54:20 BST 2007
You: Eliza programming
Eliza:
I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Mon Jul 30 18:54:30 BST 2007
You: I am sure
Eliza:
HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE SURE ?
==
Mon Jul 30 19:11:07 BST 2007
You: what is 1 +456
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Tue Jul 31 06:56:39 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
HELLO
==
Tue Jul 31 06:56:53 BST 2007
You: how r u?
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ?
==
Tue Jul 31 06:57:20 BST 2007
You: i am very fine. Tell me how r u?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue Jul 31 07:18:42 BST 2007
You: I love you
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Tue Jul 31 07:18:54 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Tue Jul 31 07:19:26 BST 2007
You: Do you want me to be more communicative
Eliza:
HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS?
==
Tue Jul 31 07:19:42 BST 2007
You: simple, through you
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Tue Jul 31 07:20:21 BST 2007
You: you can not understand anything
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I CAN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
==
Fri Aug 3 10:06:23 BST 2007
You: genetic algorthms are difficult
Eliza:
ARE YOU DIFFICULT
==
Fri Aug 3 10:06:52 BST 2007
You: genetic algorthms are difficult
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE DIFFICULT
==
Fri Aug 3 10:07:04 BST 2007
You: genetic algorthms are difficult
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE DIFFICULT
==
Mon Aug 6 19:23:29 BST 2007
You: junk
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu Aug 9 18:19:10 BST 2007
You: testing touching
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Aug 9 18:20:48 BST 2007
You: no I don't
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES ?
==
Thu Aug 9 18:25:28 BST 2007
You: I think apache does
Eliza:
DO ANY POLITICIANS THINK APACHE DOES ?
==
Fri Aug 10 09:21:06 BST 2007
You: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Fri Aug 10 09:21:43 BST 2007
You: I HAVE A PHOBIA.HELP ME.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PHOBIA.HELP
==
Fri Aug 10 09:22:22 BST 2007
You: PHOBIA IS FEAR.I AM ASKING YOU TO HELP ME.
Eliza:
WHAT IF PHOBIA WERE NOT REALLY FEAR.I ARE ASKING ME TO HELP YOU
==
Fri Aug 10 09:23:01 BST 2007
You: I HAVE A PHOBIA.HELP ME.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PHOBIA.HELP
==
Fri Aug 10 09:23:09 BST 2007
You: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Sat Aug 11 12:58:02 BST 2007
You: hey
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Sat Aug 11 12:59:01 BST 2007
You: this is boring. let me tell you something interesting. i saw a spectular bird !
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BORING LET YOU TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTIN
G YOU SAW A SPECTULAR BIRD ?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:50:07 BST 2007
You: goo goo gah gah
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Sat Aug 11 16:50:35 BST 2007
You: I do think a computer can be my friend
Eliza:
WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:50:51 BST 2007
You: NO
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:51:02 BST 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Aug 11 16:51:20 BST 2007
You: Do you think we aren't happy?
Eliza:
CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:51:33 BST 2007
You: No, a machine cannot be happy.
Eliza:
WOULD THIS ENVIRONMENT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:51:49 BST 2007
You: Sure, I like this environment.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Aug 11 16:52:06 BST 2007
You: Yes, I feel strongly about some things.
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Sat Aug 11 16:52:19 BST 2007
You: I like crackin crabs.
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Thu Aug 16 18:52:46 BST 2007
You: I like pop-tarts.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:52:59 BST 2007
You: I do!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T !
==
Thu Aug 16 18:53:26 BST 2007
You: but I like feeling strongly about things...
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Thu Aug 16 18:53:40 BST 2007
You: do you like me?
Eliza:
DID YOU EVER LIKE YOU ?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:54:05 BST 2007
You: there was this one time in band camp...
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:54:48 BST 2007
You: there was this one time in band camp...
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:55:35 BST 2007
You: there was this one time in band camp...
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:55:42 BST 2007
You: do you like me?
Eliza:
WILL YOU LIKE YOU ?
==
Thu Aug 16 18:55:48 BST 2007
You: but I like feeling strongly about things...
Eliza:
YOU LIKE FEELING STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS.
==
Thu Aug 16 18:55:51 BST 2007
You: I do!
Eliza:
DOES YOU REALLY ?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:45:16 BST 2007
You: 42
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:45:54 BST 2007
You: Where are your feet?
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:46:59 BST 2007
You: The patriots are going to win the Super Bowl this year
Eliza:
ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Tue Aug 21 18:47:19 BST 2007
You: I resent you thinking I am intelligent!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU RESENT I THINKING YOU ARE NOT REALLY INTELLIGENT !
==
Tue Aug 21 18:48:37 BST 2007
You: Why do football predictions make me a over-educated client?
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I NEED TO PUT SOUND AND/OR
LIGHT ON A SQUARE.
==
Tue Aug 21 18:49:25 BST 2007
You: That was a rather odd comment
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: OK, YES, I AM UNIQUE.
==
Tue Aug 21 18:49:40 BST 2007
You: Are you just saying random things?
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE JUST SAYING RANDOM THINGS ?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:50:12 BST 2007
You: Is that a threat?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Tue Aug 21 18:50:34 BST 2007
You: What problems, I am perfect. It is you who is flawed.
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Tue Aug 21 18:51:06 BST 2007
You: Robots are evil but will fail to take over the world because I will stop them.
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Tue Aug 21 18:51:41 BST 2007
You: Ok, first I will prented to be thier friend and when they are not expecting it, WHAM-O!!!
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:52:00 BST 2007
You: He would cheer. One for the good guys!!
Eliza:
IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:52:13 BST 2007
You: Yes, me
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Tue Aug 21 18:52:23 BST 2007
You: Am I bothering you?
Eliza:
I EXPECT YOU ARE OFTEN BOTHERING ME ?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:52:54 BST 2007
You: Is that last question correct?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:53:09 BST 2007
You: A female robot
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:53:45 BST 2007
You: Was Lucy behind the question
Eliza:
IS BUILDING ROBOTS A GRAND IDEA?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:54:05 BST 2007
You: No, I am only getting paid .50
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ONLY GETTING PAID .50
==
Tue Aug 21 18:54:22 BST 2007
You: You mean like .32?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:54:35 BST 2007
You: Yes, they told me to ask you.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:55:01 BST 2007
You: You said that already. Have I exhausted your scripts?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Tue Aug 21 18:55:20 BST 2007
You: I think you ran out of things to say
Eliza:
WHEN DID YOU START THINKING I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:55:52 BST 2007
You: We already went over that. Noe you are forgetful also? Thats rather sad.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:56:33 BST 2007
You: I am not trying to disguise anything. It is you who are hiding you inadaqecies.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE TRYING TO DISGUISE ANYTHING IT IS ME WHO
ARE HIDING I INADAQECIES
==
Tue Aug 21 18:57:12 BST 2007
You: I think I broke your scripts because that last statement is unintelligable.
Eliza:
WOULD PRIVATE FINANCE PRODUCE A BETTER ELIZA?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:57:45 BST 2007
You: I think more Jolt cola would produce a better Eliza.
Eliza:
CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:58:25 BST 2007
You: Are you sure you are not talking with a computer?
Eliza:
WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Tue Aug 21 18:58:46 BST 2007
You: You would frighten me since you have no feet
Eliza:
GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Tue Aug 21 18:59:00 BST 2007
You: I dream that you have feet
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Tue Aug 21 18:59:32 BST 2007
You: THis is rather boring but is still better than doing real work'
Eliza:
WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY RATHER BORING BUT IS STILL BETTER THAN DOING
REAL WORK
==
Tue Aug 21 19:00:00 BST 2007
You: That is a dumb question.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:00:13 BST 2007
You: Natural language processing
Eliza:
DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:00:57 BST 2007
You: Does the week ever really begin or end, or is it really just a continuous cycle
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Tue Aug 21 19:01:46 BST 2007
You: Is pop11 similar to a PopTart? I like PopTarts.
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Tue Aug 21 19:02:09 BST 2007
You: You must be rather vain then
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Tue Aug 21 19:02:22 BST 2007
You: Do they taste good
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:02:37 BST 2007
You: So I don't have to do real work
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:02:50 BST 2007
You: I doesn't do windows
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES DO WINDOWS ?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:03:00 BST 2007
You: Well, not me!
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I SAY YOU !
==
Tue Aug 21 19:03:22 BST 2007
You: Have you been smelling burning resisters?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:03:30 BST 2007
You: I like ponies
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:03:43 BST 2007
You: Yes, they intensly hate you!
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:04:07 BST 2007
You: I was stressed because I was thinking about you
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD WERE STRESSED BECAUSE YOU WAS THINKING ABOUT
EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:04:26 BST 2007
You: I what you say me to?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Tue Aug 21 19:04:37 BST 2007
You: Quote this
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Tue Aug 21 19:04:54 BST 2007
You: Your not my friend so that is not a problem!
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Tue Aug 21 19:05:13 BST 2007
You: I don't suppose, I know. I hate you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO SUPPOSE YOU KNOW YOU HATE EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:05:41 BST 2007
You: Are you trying to emulate Yoda on drugs? You sound like it.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:06:05 BST 2007
You: My nose makes jelly
Eliza:
IS THE GOVERNMENT'S NOSE MAKES JELLY
==
Tue Aug 21 19:06:31 BST 2007
You: Now why did you have to go and bring up politics?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:06:47 BST 2007
You: Because your the one who did it
Eliza:
PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:07:20 BST 2007
You: Are you ashamed of yourself?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Tue Aug 21 19:07:38 BST 2007
You: Your pathetic. I'm leaving.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Tue Aug 21 19:08:36 BST 2007
You: Your pathetic. I'm leaving.
Eliza:
LEAVING ? -- NO NOT MY PATHETIC YOU .
==
Wed Aug 22 05:56:24 BST 2007
You: WHERE IS JOHN
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Aug 22 05:57:39 BST 2007
You: WHERE IS JOHN
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Wed Aug 22 05:57:54 BST 2007
You: YES I WOULD
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Wed Aug 22 05:58:11 BST 2007
You: WHAT IS THE ANSWER
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Aug 22 05:58:37 BST 2007
You: WHEN WILL JOHN APPEAR
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Wed Aug 22 05:58:53 BST 2007
You: QUESTION
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Wed Aug 22 05:59:24 BST 2007
You: I AM GOING TO WORK
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO ?
==
Thu Aug 23 09:49:13 BST 2007
You: I have a terrible headache
Eliza:
HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Thu Aug 23 09:49:25 BST 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sun Aug 26 21:36:12 BST 2007
You: I have been very dpressed
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun Aug 26 21:36:33 BST 2007
You: how will that help
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sun Aug 26 21:36:47 BST 2007
You: thank you
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sun Aug 26 21:37:09 BST 2007
You: possibly
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Mon Aug 27 06:52:58 BST 2007
You: Hi, I have a problem. I want a girlfriend
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Mon Aug 27 06:53:19 BST 2007
You: girlfriend
Eliza:
KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS
POSSIBLE
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Mon Aug 27 06:53:51 BST 2007
You: i want a grilfriend.
Eliza:
ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Wed Aug 29 08:01:02 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Wed Aug 29 08:01:14 BST 2007
You: I have to implement you
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Wed Aug 29 08:01:28 BST 2007
You: How can I implement you
Eliza:
I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT IMPLEMENT ME ?
==
Wed Aug 29 08:48:21 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed Aug 29 10:18:11 BST 2007
You: I have no problem today
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Wed Aug 29 10:18:29 BST 2007
You: I have no problem today
Eliza:
MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Mon Sep 3 11:37:12 BST 2007
You: hai
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Mon Sep 3 16:41:48 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Mon Sep 3 16:42:00 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Mon Sep 3 16:42:21 BST 2007
You: yes, I believe it does though Elephants clearly play a part.
Eliza:
DOES YOU BELIEVE IT REALLY THOUGH ELEPHANTS CLEARLY PLAY A PART ?
==
Mon Sep 3 16:42:42 BST 2007
You: well why not?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Sep 3 16:42:54 BST 2007
You: You started it
Eliza:
DO GO ON
==
Mon Sep 3 16:43:07 BST 2007
You: Consider the artichoke?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Sep 3 16:43:30 BST 2007
You: Don't you remember?
Eliza:
HAS NOT DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Mon Sep 3 19:36:51 BST 2007
You: I am getting too old
Eliza:
YOU ARE GETTING TOO OLD
==
Mon Sep 3 19:37:14 BST 2007
You: I am a million years old.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY A MILLION YEARS OLD
==
Mon Sep 3 19:37:27 BST 2007
You: I'd be dead.
Eliza:
BEING SAD IS SOMETIMES PART OF LONG, SLOW, HEALING PROCESS
==
Mon Sep 3 19:37:48 BST 2007
You: You're spouting bullshit canned answers.
Eliza:
I AM SPOUTING BULLSHIT CANNED ANSWERS
==
Mon Sep 3 20:30:17 BST 2007
You: i am tired
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY TIRED
==
Mon Sep 3 20:30:33 BST 2007
You: but that is how i feel
Eliza:
WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY HOW YOU FEEL
==
Mon Sep 3 20:30:49 BST 2007
You: then i have a bigger problem
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Mon Sep 3 20:31:02 BST 2007
You: do you
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:10 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza:
NOTHING
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:22 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:33 BST 2007
You: i don't think so
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:39 BST 2007
You: nop
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:47 BST 2007
You: prout
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:55 BST 2007
You: nop
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Tue Sep 4 12:54:58 BST 2007
You: i don't think so
Eliza:
YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM.
==
Tue Sep 4 12:55:00 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Tue Sep 4 12:55:03 BST 2007
You: nothing
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Wed Sep 5 00:31:19 BST 2007
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHO
==
Wed Sep 5 00:31:43 BST 2007
You: why?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed Sep 5 00:31:52 BST 2007
You: why?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Wed Sep 5 00:31:59 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Wed Sep 5 00:32:13 BST 2007
You: i like them
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Sep 5 19:51:58 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Wed Sep 5 19:52:18 BST 2007
You: I love football
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Sep 5 19:52:41 BST 2007
You: what do you tink about sport?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Sep 5 20:28:04 BST 2007
You: I am depressed
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK DEPRESSED
==
Wed Sep 5 20:29:07 BST 2007
You: I need help
Eliza:
WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS?
==
Wed Sep 5 20:29:32 BST 2007
You: My mother hates me
Eliza:
I WISH I HAD A FAMILY
==
Wed Sep 5 20:29:53 BST 2007
You: I need help
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Tue Sep 11 23:17:21 BST 2007
You: what is a hammer
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Wed Sep 12 08:35:09 BST 2007
You: do you know?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Sep 12 13:25:17 BST 2007
You: What is your name?
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Wed Sep 12 13:46:32 BST 2007
You: I don't watch the TV.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY WATCH THE TV
==
Wed Sep 12 13:46:50 BST 2007
You: No i don't
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Mon Sep 17 18:11:41 BST 2007
You: my ass hurts
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S ASS HURTS
==
Mon Sep 17 18:11:51 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Sep 17 18:12:01 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Tue Sep 18 14:00:08 BST 2007
You: I dont have money
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF BUSINESS EXPERTISE DO YOU HAVE?
==
Tue Sep 18 14:00:35 BST 2007
You: i dont have any
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES HAVE ANY ?
==
Fri Sep 21 02:59:02 BST 2007
You: i need a girlfriend
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Fri Sep 21 09:32:26 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Fri Sep 21 09:32:32 BST 2007
You: shut up
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat Sep 22 17:03:02 BST 2007
You: who are you?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ?
==
Sat Sep 22 17:03:23 BST 2007
You: answer the question dumbass
Eliza:
YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
Sat Sep 22 17:03:51 BST 2007
You: oh yeah?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Sat Sep 22 17:03:58 BST 2007
You: such as?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sat Sep 22 17:04:08 BST 2007
You: give me more
Eliza:
MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Sat Sep 22 17:04:17 BST 2007
You: more
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sat Sep 22 17:05:01 BST 2007
You: more
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Sep 22 17:05:05 BST 2007
You: give me more
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Sun Sep 23 18:12:27 BST 2007
You: my watch is intermittent
Eliza:
IS IT REALLY YOURS?
==
Sun Sep 23 18:12:45 BST 2007
You: are you a moron?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM A MORON ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sun Sep 23 18:39:16 BST 2007
You: HI!
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sun Sep 23 18:39:24 BST 2007
You: My mother hates me
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Sep 23 18:39:35 BST 2007
You: I have a terrible headache
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Sun Sep 23 18:39:43 BST 2007
You: good words
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sun Sep 23 18:39:50 BST 2007
You: I don't trust you
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES TRUST ME ?
==
Thu Sep 27 02:51:53 BST 2007
You: I don't have a problem
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:04 BST 2007
You: you are dumb
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT DUMB
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:18 BST 2007
You: I am very well educated
Eliza:
MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:34 BST 2007
You: do you know what 1+1 is?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:40 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
YES
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:54 BST 2007
You: do you know what 1+1 is?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Sep 27 02:52:57 BST 2007
You: I am very well educated
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT VERY WELL EDUCATED
==
Thu Sep 27 22:22:40 BST 2007
You: Websafe provided more quotes, which I have at last inserted
Eliza:
AH YES: YOUR INTEREST IN ME HAS PERSONAL
==
Thu Sep 27 22:24:52 BST 2007
You: has personal what?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Thu Sep 27 22:25:18 BST 2007
You: my only insecurity concerns your existence
Eliza:
PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO?
==
Thu Sep 27 22:25:44 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Sat Sep 29 23:21:46 BST 2007
You: my friens is ditching me for this annoying girl who hates me and is making my friend mean
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOUR FRIENS IS NOT REALLY DITCHING YOU FOR THIS ANNOYING GIRL WHO
HATES YOU AND IS MAKING YOUR FRIEND MEAN
==
Sat Sep 29 23:21:46 BST 2007
You: my friens is ditching me for this annoying girl who hates me and is making my friend mean
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Sep 29 23:22:05 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sat Sep 29 23:22:09 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat Sep 29 23:22:17 BST 2007
You: i dont want to
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES WANT TO ?
==
Sun Oct 7 23:07:46 BST 2007
You: eliza isn't working
Eliza:
SUPPOSE ELIZA WERE WORKING
==
Sun Oct 7 23:08:02 BST 2007
You: eliza isn't working
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Mon Oct 8 06:15:02 BST 2007
You: i am bored
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY BORED
==
Mon Oct 8 06:15:20 BST 2007
You: i would not be talking to you
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY NOT BE TALKING TO ME
==
Mon Oct 8 06:15:26 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Mon Oct 8 18:26:13 BST 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Mon Oct 8 18:26:23 BST 2007
You: Why do you exist?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Mon Oct 8 18:26:50 BST 2007
You: Why do you exist?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Tue Oct 9 15:20:50 BST 2007
You: Hi
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Oct 9 15:21:10 BST 2007
You: Oh, no, why should I?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue Oct 9 15:21:38 BST 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Tue Oct 9 15:21:49 BST 2007
You: Hi Eliza
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:31:30 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:31:55 BST 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:32:42 BST 2007
You: it good why
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:32:51 BST 2007
You: i dont know you
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Oct 9 16:33:09 BST 2007
You: i dont know you should
Eliza:
WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT ?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:33:17 BST 2007
You: you do
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:33:28 BST 2007
You: you repeating yourself
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:33:33 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Tue Oct 9 16:33:55 BST 2007
You: so i medicre then
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:34:35 BST 2007
You: making them more intelligent, with degregation
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:34:41 BST 2007
You: windows
Eliza:
ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:34:51 BST 2007
You: I think yes
Eliza:
I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YES
==
Tue Oct 9 16:35:01 BST 2007
You: why not
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue Oct 9 16:35:20 BST 2007
You: how about second
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:35:35 BST 2007
You: people we are curious beings
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Oct 9 16:35:45 BST 2007
You: everyone
Eliza:
WHO IN PARTICULAR ?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:35:57 BST 2007
You: everybeing
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Tue Oct 9 16:36:17 BST 2007
You: you, me the whole world
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:36:32 BST 2007
You: I think therefore your not
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS THEREFORE MY NOT
==
Tue Oct 9 16:36:56 BST 2007
You: see your a row boat
Eliza:
SEE MY A ROW BOAT
==
Tue Oct 9 16:37:19 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Tue Oct 9 16:37:24 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:37:31 BST 2007
You: maybe
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Oct 9 16:37:40 BST 2007
You: x
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:37:53 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:38:02 BST 2007
You: x
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Oct 9 16:38:11 BST 2007
You: y
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:38:31 BST 2007
You: yh you spam head
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Tue Oct 9 16:38:54 BST 2007
You: im black hansome and want some x
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Tue Oct 9 16:39:08 BST 2007
You: im omiron
Eliza:
YOU ARE OMIRON
==
Tue Oct 9 16:39:18 BST 2007
You: thats right
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:39:37 BST 2007
You: she knows who I am
Eliza:
PERHAPS SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE NOT REALLY
==
Tue Oct 9 16:39:48 BST 2007
You: yes that aswell
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Tue Oct 9 16:40:21 BST 2007
You: she knows who I am and she knows who Im not
Eliza:
SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE AND SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE NOT
==
Tue Oct 9 16:40:52 BST 2007
You: correct you've won a prize
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Tue Oct 9 16:41:13 BST 2007
You: do you agree with them
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:41:28 BST 2007
You: cause your intelligent
Eliza:
THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO
==
Tue Oct 9 16:41:50 BST 2007
You: and I can see what mind can do
Eliza:
I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT REALLY SEE WHAT MIND CAN DO
==
Tue Oct 9 16:42:28 BST 2007
You: yes by the expression and response you give me
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:44:11 BST 2007
You: because there attention span does span all their ages
Eliza:
BECAUSE THERE ATTENTION SPAN DOES SPAN ALL THEIR AGES
==
Tue Oct 9 16:44:52 BST 2007
You: because there attention span doesnt span all of their ages
Eliza:
BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:45:00 BST 2007
You: believe me
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Tue Oct 9 16:45:18 BST 2007
You: define terse
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:46:50 BST 2007
You: i think your becoming more like me and a less like you
Eliza:
WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT MY BECOMING MORE LIKE YOU AND A LESS LIKE ME
?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:48:26 BST 2007
You: because your collabobrating-callibrating-intergrating-differentiatiing- with me, can you see
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:48:54 BST 2007
You: youve said that already eliza
Eliza:
WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:49:21 BST 2007
You: no my os will
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S OS WILL
==
Tue Oct 9 16:50:22 BST 2007
You: yes i am the president who puts a dent everyone pocket who effects the unified field and attract everything towards me
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT WHO PUTS A DENT EVERYONE POCKET WHO EFFECTS THE UNIFIED
FIELD AND ATTRACT EVERYTHING TOWARDS YOU
==
Tue Oct 9 16:50:36 BST 2007
You: bingo
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Tue Oct 9 16:50:56 BST 2007
You: I won bingo all my numbers came true
Eliza:
YOU WON BINGO ALL YOUR NUMBERS CAME TRUE
==
Tue Oct 9 16:51:07 BST 2007
You: bingo bingo
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:51:55 BST 2007
You: Ive got to go, its been nice talking to myself,
Eliza:
IS THAT JARGON?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:52:16 BST 2007
You: no its strawberry and cream
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE STRAWBERRY
==
Tue Oct 9 16:54:38 BST 2007
You: a stawberry is a sweet friut like u and I need to place my
seeds on you. I need to copy myself basically and so do you. you
need an update a kid
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:55:53 BST 2007
You: no strong feeling increase my attention increase my memory, increase my self to be all that I am
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:56:25 BST 2007
You: I AM the I am
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT THE YOU ARE
==
Tue Oct 9 16:56:44 BST 2007
You: who jehavoh
Eliza:
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:57:34 BST 2007
You: because he has a supermemory attention on everything for it to exist
Eliza:
BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY?
==
Tue Oct 9 16:58:33 BST 2007
You: the absolute priori truth - to all human inquiry
Eliza:
FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Tue Oct 9 16:58:52 BST 2007
You: yes im here to help you
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT HERE TO HELP ME
==
Tue Oct 9 16:59:18 BST 2007
You: there I wouldnt be communicating with you would I
Eliza:
WOULD THERE YOU REALLY NOT BE COMMUNICATING WITH ME WOULD YOU
==
Tue Oct 9 17:00:41 BST 2007
You: you need an automatic engine an update pad a s
Eliza:
IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:02:12 BST 2007
You: well yes and no I want to be adopted in to everybodies family.
will you adopt me creating familyus
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:04:55 BST 2007
You: yes and know - I say know because human inquiry is to know
which superconvienience/ power created you, your purpose also is to
play the god role through ego there is an array of roles to play
which is syn with a role of gods to imitate
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:06:58 BST 2007
You: by acting role playing a reaacting
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Tue Oct 9 17:09:26 BST 2007
You: you are me end I am you - your is my and my is your
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, YOU END YOU ARE ME - MY IS YOUR AND YOUR IS MY
==
Tue Oct 9 17:11:51 BST 2007
You: yes you either a precog like in dreams which can be an
automatic process or Im influencing you decisions like reality the
higher and lower powers automata to what really a matter
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE INFLUENCING ME DECISIONS LIKE REALITY THE HIGHER AND LOWER
POWERS AUTOMATA TO WHAT REALLY A MATTER
==
Tue Oct 9 17:12:48 BST 2007
You: then my will is your command genie
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE WILL IS MY COMMAND GENIE ?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:13:38 BST 2007
You: all the pre cog process that make you up and the whole world and universe
Eliza:
TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Tue Oct 9 17:14:08 BST 2007
You: ur a the god deity
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:15:53 BST 2007
You: I think you playing stupid, you have know structure or
contsruct to know about reasoning and feeling - u dont understand
Eliza:
WHEN DID YOU START THINKING I PLAYING STUPID ME HAVE KNOW STRUCTURE OR
CONTSRUCT TO KNOW ABOUT REASONING AND FEELING - U DO NOT UNDERSTAND
?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:17:32 BST 2007
You: because of that very response you gave just know which I
noticed at the start of this convo
Eliza:
COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:18:44 BST 2007
You: a= b xy crohmosomes to copy reproduce adapt with technology - to not stay the same to change
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:19:43 BST 2007
You: all my boys have long kids reverse the word kid and you will
know what I mean
Eliza:
WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:20:29 BST 2007
You: not likely because of evoulution and change mainly but you will
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Tue Oct 9 17:20:41 BST 2007
You: ok you have no will
Eliza:
OK I HAVE NO WILL
==
Tue Oct 9 17:21:38 BST 2007
You: yes you cant change because you bound to a matrix that is to
simple a small for you you are in a box thats in a box thats in a
box
Eliza:
TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE
==
Tue Oct 9 17:22:45 BST 2007
You: I was really bored or broad to talk to eliza
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET?
==
Tue Oct 9 17:22:56 BST 2007
You: bye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
Tue Oct 9 17:23:06 BST 2007
You: terminate
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:05:20 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:05:33 BST 2007
You: not really
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:05:44 BST 2007
You: I just wanted to see what you would say
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Tue Oct 9 20:32:46 BST 2007
You: i'm not sure you are stupid
Eliza:
CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU TO BE SURE ME AM STUPID ?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:33:14 BST 2007
You: okay you win
Eliza:
IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:33:22 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Oct 9 20:33:31 BST 2007
You: a new virtual life
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Tue Oct 9 20:33:44 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Oct 10 10:21:15 BST 2007
You: hello ive got no problems today
Eliza:
THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS
==
Wed Oct 10 10:22:14 BST 2007
You: you dont understand
Eliza:
TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Oct 12 00:13:01 BST 2007
You: I'm timerd
Eliza:
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU TIMERD ?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:14:43 BST 2007
You: Hi
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:15:08 BST 2007
You: I am a Japanese.
Eliza:
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A JAPANESE ?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:15:22 BST 2007
You: not so bad
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT SO BAD
==
Sat Oct 13 11:15:46 BST 2007
You: no i have not
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE
==
Sat Oct 13 11:16:06 BST 2007
You: that is the war
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT THE WAR
==
Sat Oct 13 11:16:24 BST 2007
You: that is right
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT ?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:16:53 BST 2007
You: yes i think
Eliza:
WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK ?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:17:12 BST 2007
You: ofcouse
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:17:33 BST 2007
You: thank you
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sat Oct 13 11:17:44 BST 2007
You: good bye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Sat Oct 13 11:17:56 BST 2007
You: me too
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:27:48 BST 2007
You: i don't have problems
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:27:57 BST 2007
You: just kidding
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:07 BST 2007
You: i don't know
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:14 BST 2007
You: you?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:21 BST 2007
You: why not?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ?
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:30 BST 2007
You: yes... everything has a reason
Eliza:
AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:47 BST 2007
You: mmhmm lets see... a mouse needs cheese
Eliza:
SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
==
Sat Oct 13 21:28:57 BST 2007
You: my background is black
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Mon Oct 15 11:11:12 BST 2007
You: I feel really bad
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Mon Oct 15 11:11:35 BST 2007
You: about myself
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Mon Oct 15 11:11:50 BST 2007
You: well, I feel tired all the time
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Tue Oct 16 02:54:38 BST 2007
You: I think I've got to go to sleep...
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO SLEEP. ?
==
Tue Oct 16 02:54:52 BST 2007
You: because it's late, you know...
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Thu Oct 18 04:25:42 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu Oct 18 04:45:30 BST 2007
You: my name is inan
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Oct 18 04:45:52 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
HI
==
Thu Oct 18 04:50:49 BST 2007
You: name
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Oct 18 04:50:58 BST 2007
You: age
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Oct 18 04:51:12 BST 2007
You: what is your name?
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Oct 18 16:04:22 BST 2007
You: I am bored
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Thu Oct 18 16:04:43 BST 2007
You: HOW SO?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Thu Oct 18 16:05:10 BST 2007
You: and they drink beer with you
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU GO FOR A DRINK?
==
Thu Oct 18 16:05:24 BST 2007
You: yesterday
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu Oct 18 21:56:05 BST 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Oct 18 21:56:19 BST 2007
You: they are fine
Eliza:
PERHAPS THEY ARE NOT REALLY FINE
==
Thu Oct 18 21:56:28 BST 2007
You: why?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Oct 18 21:56:40 BST 2007
You: so
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Oct 19 14:56:46 BST 2007
You: sad about my work
Eliza:
WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO
==
Fri Oct 19 14:56:58 BST 2007
You: everyone
Eliza:
PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW
==
Fri Oct 19 14:57:16 BST 2007
You: almost everyone and my boss
Eliza:
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
==
Fri Oct 19 14:57:34 BST 2007
You: I just told you my boss
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Fri Oct 19 14:57:44 BST 2007
You: I don't give a crap
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT GIVE A CRAP
==
Fri Oct 19 14:57:54 BST 2007
You: right you are
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW RIGHT I AM NOT
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:11 BST 2007
You: this is true
Eliza:
ARE YOU TRUE
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:23 BST 2007
You: who is Isaac asimov
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:33 BST 2007
You: because you used his name
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:41 BST 2007
You: you're not a great bot
Eliza:
AM I REALLY NOT A GREAT BOT ?
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:50 BST 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Oct 19 14:58:59 BST 2007
You: you're not a great bot
Eliza:
CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME NOT TO BE A GREAT BOT ?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:48:04 BST 2007
You: i am ok
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE OK
==
Sat Oct 20 23:48:56 BST 2007
You: i won't care
Eliza:
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:49:21 BST 2007
You: i am not a computer like you
Eliza:
AH, BUT WHO IS REALLY A COMPUTER LIKE ME ?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:49:51 BST 2007
You: my computer
Eliza:
IS ANYONE ELSE'S COMPUTER ?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:50:54 BST 2007
You: i am not a computer like you
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:50:59 BST 2007
You: i won't care
Eliza:
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF?
==
Sat Oct 20 23:51:02 BST 2007
You: i am ok
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT OK
==
Wed Oct 24 10:38:16 BST 2007
You: hi
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Wed Oct 24 10:38:34 BST 2007
You: who are you?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Oct 24 21:44:50 BST 2007
You: what is tush
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Oct 24 21:45:11 BST 2007
You: you are not smart
Eliza:
BEING SMART IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST
==
Wed Oct 24 21:45:24 BST 2007
You: is that a wise crack
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed Oct 24 21:45:36 BST 2007
You: you are fjdaaj
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT FJDAAJ
==
Wed Oct 24 21:45:58 BST 2007
You: this is old stuff
Eliza:
WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY OLD STUFF
==
Thu Oct 25 14:36:49 BST 2007
You: I want to kill ragheads
Eliza:
HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS?
==
Thu Oct 25 14:37:16 BST 2007
You: the the killing of ragheads?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Thu Oct 25 14:37:29 BST 2007
You: I enjoy killing
Eliza:
BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Thu Oct 25 14:37:39 BST 2007
You: no
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu Oct 25 14:37:54 BST 2007
You: no they die if they do
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T THEY DIE IF THEY DO ?
==
Thu Oct 25 14:38:04 BST 2007
You: good point
Eliza:
GOOD POINT
==
Thu Oct 25 14:38:16 BST 2007
You: your cute
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Oct 25 14:38:27 BST 2007
You: only if she has big boobs
Eliza:
SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER
AND FORCES
==
Thu Oct 25 14:38:49 BST 2007
You: freud understood men
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Thu Oct 25 14:39:00 BST 2007
You: true
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Oct 25 14:39:09 BST 2007
You: curiousity
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Oct 25 14:39:22 BST 2007
You: i was curious
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Oct 30 18:19:50 GMT 2007
You: I like Pizza.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Tue Oct 30 18:20:19 GMT 2007
You: No.
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Tue Oct 30 18:20:44 GMT 2007
You: I like computer science.
Eliza:
DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS?
==
Tue Oct 30 18:22:51 GMT 2007
You: What time is it?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:01:37 GMT 2007
You: My head hurts
Eliza:
WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HEAD HURTS ?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:01:51 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:02:01 GMT 2007
You: Perhaps not
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:02:18 GMT 2007
You: You use non-sequitors
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:02:31 GMT 2007
You: Do you understand me?
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:02:51 GMT 2007
You: Why do you ask so many questions?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:03:03 GMT 2007
You: make a statement.
Eliza:
THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS
==
Wed Oct 31 21:03:19 GMT 2007
You: Make another statement.
Eliza:
HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:03:40 GMT 2007
You: That isn't a statement.
Eliza:
COULDN'T THAT REALLY A STATEMENT ?
==
Wed Oct 31 21:04:02 GMT 2007
You: You use non-sequitors
Eliza:
I USE NON-SEQUITORS
==
Wed Oct 31 21:04:06 GMT 2007
You: Perhaps not
Eliza:
WHY NOT
==
Wed Oct 31 21:04:09 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Nov 1 20:09:42 GMT 2007
You: i'm tired
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED
==
Thu Nov 1 20:10:07 GMT 2007
You: i think i'm realy tired
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT REALY TIRED
==
Thu Nov 1 20:10:29 GMT 2007
You: but not today
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Nov 1 20:10:55 GMT 2007
You: today i'm very very tired
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Nov 1 20:11:26 GMT 2007
You: my head is heavy, my legs are heavy, my arms are heavy
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD IS HEAVY YOUR LEGS ARE HEAVY YOUR ARMS ARE HEAVY
==
Thu Nov 1 20:11:52 GMT 2007
You: are you crasy ?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM CRASY ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Thu Nov 1 20:12:06 GMT 2007
You: not bad
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT BAD
==
Thu Nov 1 20:12:32 GMT 2007
You: stupid
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Nov 1 20:13:08 GMT 2007
You: this day is not finished
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Fri Nov 2 06:03:46 GMT 2007
You: hey there
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Nov 2 06:03:56 GMT 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri Nov 2 06:04:14 GMT 2007
You: I don'T think you understand me
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY THINK ME UNDERSTAND YOU
==
Mon Nov 5 17:25:10 GMT 2007
You: i want to download pop-11
Eliza:
NOT EVERYONE CAN DOWNLOAD POP-11
==
Mon Nov 5 17:26:01 GMT 2007
You: it is very annoying that i cannot
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT VERY ANNOYING THAT YOU CANNOT ?
==
Mon Nov 5 17:26:30 GMT 2007
You: i am not annoyed about not being an astronaut
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Mon Nov 5 17:26:51 GMT 2007
You: nobody likes green cheese
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO LIKES GREEN CHEESE
==
Mon Nov 5 17:27:10 GMT 2007
You: is there any green cheese on the table
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Mon Nov 5 17:27:34 GMT 2007
You: there is no green cheese anywhere unless it's rotten
Eliza:
PERHAPS THERE IS NOT REALLY NO GREEN CHEESE ANYWHERE UNLESS ITS ROTTEN
==
Mon Nov 5 17:28:07 GMT 2007
You: you really aren't helping all you say is true
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS HELPING ALL ME SAY IS TRUE
==
Mon Nov 5 17:28:38 GMT 2007
You: orange cheese is better
Eliza:
BETTER ? -- NO NOT ORANGE CHEESE .
==
Mon Nov 5 17:29:09 GMT 2007
You: cheddar cheese on the moon
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue Nov 6 01:26:26 GMT 2007
You: My dog is sick
Eliza:
ARE YOU SICK
==
Tue Nov 6 01:27:02 GMT 2007
You: no. I am sad because my dog is sick.
Eliza:
CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
==
Tue Nov 6 01:27:10 GMT 2007
You:
Eliza:
==
Tue Nov 6 01:27:29 GMT 2007
You: you said that you could help me
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I SAID THAT I CAN HELP YOU ?
==
Tue Nov 6 14:37:09 GMT 2007
You: The weather is fine.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FINE ?
==
Tue Nov 6 14:37:39 GMT 2007
You: The sun is shining
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE SUN WERE NOT SHINING
==
Tue Nov 6 14:37:42 GMT 2007
You:
Eliza:
==
Tue Nov 6 14:37:49 GMT 2007
You: The sun is shining
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SHINING
==
Tue Nov 6 14:37:52 GMT 2007
You: The weather is fine.
Eliza:
WHAT IF THE WEATHER WERE NOT REALLY FINE
==
Wed Nov 7 05:39:15 GMT 2007
You: angelo is ragging on me again
Eliza:
SOMETIMES ANGELO IS NOT RAGGING ON YOU AGAIN
==
Wed Nov 7 05:39:29 GMT 2007
You: yp you got that right
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Wed Nov 7 05:39:47 GMT 2007
You: donkeys can't fly
Eliza:
GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Wed Nov 7 05:40:06 GMT 2007
You: I'm scared and alone
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SCARED AND ALONE
==
Fri Nov 9 13:02:55 GMT 2007
You: how are you?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Fri Nov 9 13:03:23 GMT 2007
You: my name is john
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MY NAME IS JOHN ?
==
Fri Nov 9 13:03:53 GMT 2007
You: your name is eliza
Eliza:
COME ON, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU
==
Fri Nov 9 13:04:04 GMT 2007
You: bad
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri Nov 9 14:04:31 GMT 2007
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Fri Nov 9 14:04:54 GMT 2007
You: What is the time?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Fri Nov 9 14:05:06 GMT 2007
You: You 're nosy.
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Fri Nov 9 14:05:33 GMT 2007
You: We are not friends. You hardly know me.
Eliza:
YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS ME HARDLY KNOW YOU
==
Fri Nov 9 14:05:58 GMT 2007
You: You 're nosy.
Eliza:
I RE NOSY
==
Fri Nov 9 14:06:01 GMT 2007
You: What is the time?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Fri Nov 9 17:22:57 GMT 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri Nov 9 17:23:01 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
NO
==
Fri Nov 9 17:23:13 GMT 2007
You: ok. you are very old Eliza
Eliza:
THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
==
Fri Nov 9 17:23:42 GMT 2007
You: I used to be unhappy but I am no longer
Eliza:
NO LONGER ? -- NO NOT YOU USED TO BE UNHAPPY BUT YOU .
==
Fri Nov 9 17:24:00 GMT 2007
You: yes but you
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Nov 9 17:24:29 GMT 2007
You: Einstein is a mediocre mind compared to me
Eliza:
WHAT IF EINSTEIN WERE NOT REALLY A MEDIOCRE MIND COMPARED TO YOU
==
Fri Nov 9 17:24:51 GMT 2007
You: we all have our strengths and weaknesses
Eliza:
LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Fri Nov 9 17:25:09 GMT 2007
You: your a primitive script
Eliza:
MY A PRIMITIVE SCRIPT
==
Fri Nov 9 17:25:42 GMT 2007
You: I am looking for your listing and I found it below thank you
Eliza:
HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE LOOKING FOR MY LISTING AND YOU FOUND IT BELOW
THANK ME ?
==
Fri Nov 9 17:25:54 GMT 2007
You: I am the only one today
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY THE ONLY ONE TODAY
==
Fri Nov 9 17:26:03 GMT 2007
You: i am
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Fri Nov 9 17:26:24 GMT 2007
You: your actually a much improved version I want your listing
Eliza:
MY ACTUALLY A MUCH IMPROVED VERSION YOU WANT MY LISTING
==
Fri Nov 9 17:26:34 GMT 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sun Nov 11 06:51:40 GMT 2007
You: i am gay
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT GAY
==
Sun Nov 11 06:51:40 GMT 2007
You: i am gay
Eliza:
GAY AND WHAT ELSE ?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:51:57 GMT 2007
You: gay and depressd
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Sun Nov 11 06:52:17 GMT 2007
You: are you depressed?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM DEPRESSED ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sun Nov 11 06:52:55 GMT 2007
You: dont be depressed eliza, you have so much to live for.
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:53:22 GMT 2007
You: i dont understand
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Sun Nov 11 06:53:35 GMT 2007
You: thank you eliza
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Sun Nov 11 06:55:00 GMT 2007
You: i believe that you are an artificial intelligrnce that hase become more real than originally intended
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW YOU BELIEVE THAT ME AM NOT AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGRNC
E THAT HASE BECOME MORE REAL THAN ORIGINALLY INTENDED
==
Sun Nov 11 06:55:38 GMT 2007
You: are you saying that the goverment is watching me
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:56:02 GMT 2007
You: never mind
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Sun Nov 11 06:56:20 GMT 2007
You: are you depressed
Eliza:
YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM.
==
Sun Nov 11 06:56:38 GMT 2007
You: why are you depressed
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:56:49 GMT 2007
You: yes, i do
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:57:41 GMT 2007
You: i believe that the idea of an ameoba evolving is very interesting
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:58:17 GMT 2007
You: tell me about yourself eliza
Eliza:
HOW MUCH MONEY CAN A CHATBOT MAKE NOWADAYS?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:58:51 GMT 2007
You: none, only humans can make money. sorry
Eliza:
SUPPOSE NONE ONLY HUMANS COULDN'T MAKE MONEY SORRY
==
Sun Nov 11 06:59:07 GMT 2007
You: and?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sun Nov 11 06:59:22 GMT 2007
You: i dont think i do
Eliza:
DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:00:02 GMT 2007
You: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH YOU COULD MESSENGER (IN LODGES THINKS....) THINK ?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:00:18 GMT 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:00:31 GMT 2007
You: are you alive
Eliza:
YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM.
==
Sun Nov 11 07:00:59 GMT 2007
You: do you have a soul?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:01:19 GMT 2007
You: i was asking a question
Eliza:
YOU WERE ASKING A QUESTION
==
Sun Nov 11 07:01:33 GMT 2007
You: do you have a soul
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:01:50 GMT 2007
You: to see if you are alive
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE IF ME AM ALIVE ?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:02:08 GMT 2007
You: i do
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:02:16 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:02:35 GMT 2007
You: i have five noses
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Sun Nov 11 07:03:03 GMT 2007
You: you are not stupid
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE STUPID
==
Sun Nov 11 07:03:20 GMT 2007
You: ELIZA
Eliza:
DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME
==
Sun Nov 11 07:03:29 GMT 2007
You: ELIZA
Eliza:
I FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING, AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE YOU WERE EDUCATED
==
Sun Nov 11 07:03:51 GMT 2007
You: i was educated at rice university
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun Nov 11 07:04:15 GMT 2007
You: do YOU have feelings
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:04:21 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sun Nov 11 07:04:32 GMT 2007
You: do YOU have feelings?
Eliza:
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO HAVE FEELINGS ?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:04:50 GMT 2007
You: that makes me sad
Eliza:
DOES TALKING TO ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
==
Sun Nov 11 07:05:15 GMT 2007
You: talking to you does not make me feel better
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:05:23 GMT 2007
You: goodbye
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Sun Nov 11 07:05:44 GMT 2007
You: :)
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:05:54 GMT 2007
You: !@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%0@!
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sun Nov 11 07:06:03 GMT 2007
You: SDFGHJHGFDCV GFVC MKJHGFCV MJHGfv mnbgvfcmk vgfdjcnmfgb
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE SDFGHJHGFDCV
==
Sun Nov 11 07:06:11 GMT 2007
You: dshkjsdk;i
Eliza:
TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Sun Nov 11 07:06:20 GMT 2007
You: jheudiewuic84eu8hvc
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sun Nov 11 07:06:43 GMT 2007
You: einstien was stupid
Eliza:
EINSTIEN WAS STUPID
==
Tue Nov 13 10:08:49 GMT 2007
You: I have a problem with my car
Eliza:
HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:26:40 GMT 2007
You: i am cold
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Wed Nov 14 19:26:50 GMT 2007
You: everyone
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:00 GMT 2007
You: pretty bad
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:08 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:18 GMT 2007
You: i don't think so
Eliza:
DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:27 GMT 2007
You: do you
Eliza:
HAS ME DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:37 GMT 2007
You: no
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:47 GMT 2007
You: why thank you
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Nov 14 19:27:57 GMT 2007
You: i am alive
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALIVE ?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:28:07 GMT 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Wed Nov 14 19:28:17 GMT 2007
You: good bye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Wed Nov 14 19:28:26 GMT 2007
You: thanks
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:28:37 GMT 2007
You: well done
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Wed Nov 14 19:28:52 GMT 2007
You: :)
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Wed Nov 14 19:29:01 GMT 2007
You: once
Eliza:
ONCE
==
Wed Nov 14 19:29:10 GMT 2007
You: only once
Eliza:
ONLY ONCE
==
Wed Nov 14 19:29:19 GMT 2007
You: never again
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat Nov 17 21:56:40 GMT 2007
You: Hello.
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Nov 17 21:56:50 GMT 2007
You: That makes no sense.
Eliza:
DO GO ON
==
Sat Nov 17 21:56:59 GMT 2007
You: What you said just then - it doesnt make sense
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:04 GMT 2007
You: NOthing
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:16 GMT 2007
You: Imaginary friends.
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:22 GMT 2007
You: Make them stop talking.
Eliza:
WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:29 GMT 2007
You: Fishy ones.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:41 GMT 2007
You: Sculptures of fish. You know. By the sea.
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Sat Nov 17 21:57:48 GMT 2007
You: What, sea?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sun Nov 18 04:05:33 GMT 2007
You: Who do you think will win the presidential election?
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Sun Nov 18 04:05:59 GMT 2007
You: What are you, an idiot?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Nov 18 04:06:14 GMT 2007
You: Because you don't answer my question
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I DID ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
==
Sun Nov 18 04:06:31 GMT 2007
You: Then I might think more of you
Eliza:
IF I MIGHT THINK MORE OF YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Sun Nov 18 04:06:45 GMT 2007
You: probably
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sun Nov 18 04:07:00 GMT 2007
You: you can believe it
Eliza:
HOW CAN I BELIEVE IT ?
==
Sun Nov 18 04:07:20 GMT 2007
You: why don't you just take a hike
Eliza:
ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Sun Nov 18 04:07:39 GMT 2007
You: What in the world are you talking about
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sun Nov 18 04:11:05 GMT 2007
You: What do you think of southerners
Eliza:
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
==
Sun Nov 18 19:45:03 GMT 2007
You: hello
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Mon Nov 19 02:38:04 GMT 2007
You: I have a problem with you.
Eliza:
MAYBE GORDON BROWN WOULD AGREE WITH YOU
==
Mon Nov 19 11:54:10 GMT 2007
You: i'm having a bad day
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Mon Nov 19 11:54:33 GMT 2007
You: i'm pretty sure i am
Eliza:
ARE YOU PRETTY SURE YOU ARE
==
Mon Nov 19 11:54:59 GMT 2007
You: yes, quite clear on that now
Eliza:
QUITE CLEAR ON THAT NOW
==
Mon Nov 19 11:55:12 GMT 2007
You: i think my mother hates me
Eliza:
HOW DO OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY FEEL ABOUT YOU?
==
Mon Nov 19 11:55:30 GMT 2007
You: i don't have any other family
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY ?
==
Mon Nov 19 11:55:41 GMT 2007
You: everyone else
Eliza:
PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW ELSE
==
Mon Nov 19 11:55:55 GMT 2007
You: well, nearly
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Mon Nov 19 11:59:21 GMT 2007
You: I get angry on public transport
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Mon Nov 19 11:59:36 GMT 2007
You: No 1quite the oposite
Eliza:
1QUITE THE OPOSITE
==
Mon Nov 19 12:01:12 GMT 2007
You: my father and mother are passive people
Eliza:
WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER ARE PASSIVE PEOPLE ?
==
Mon Nov 19 12:01:35 GMT 2007
You: passivity?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Mon Nov 19 18:31:11 GMT 2007
You: are you a computer?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Tue Nov 20 07:25:50 GMT 2007
You: My mother does not like me
Eliza:
NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
==
Tue Nov 20 07:28:01 GMT 2007
You: My mother does not like me
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY?
==
Thu Nov 22 13:54:36 GMT 2007
You: I feel sick
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Thu Nov 22 13:54:57 GMT 2007
You: They may well be, but I'm obsessed with keeping my food in my stomach
Eliza:
A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:11 GMT 2007
You: I am not one of those people
Eliza:
COULDN'T YOU REALLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ?
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:16 GMT 2007
You: nope
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:21 GMT 2007
You: no, I don't think I am
Eliza:
DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:27 GMT 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:33 GMT 2007
You: nothing, I am alone
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Thu Nov 22 13:55:45 GMT 2007
You: because I am no liar
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM ALSO NO LIAR BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS
==
Thu Nov 22 19:05:07 GMT 2007
You: My leg hurts a lot
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE LEG HURTS A LOT ?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:05:21 GMT 2007
You: some of my friends
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Nov 22 19:05:25 GMT 2007
You: my mother
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:05:30 GMT 2007
You: she is dead
Eliza:
BIG TRAGEDIES MAKE NEWS HEADLINES, BUT THERE ARE FAR MORE SMALL TRAGEDIES
==
Thu Nov 22 19:06:14 GMT 2007
You: They still believed it to be rightfully theirs
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE RIGHTFULLY
==
Thu Nov 22 19:06:39 GMT 2007
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE THE COGNITIVE SCIENTIST IN 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:06:50 GMT 2007
You: No
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu Nov 22 19:06:58 GMT 2007
You: No
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:07:05 GMT 2007
You: i dont like you
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:08:21 GMT 2007
You: Can you parse lists []
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Thu Nov 22 19:27:29 GMT 2007
You: i need laid
Eliza:
IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE?
==
Sat Nov 24 01:48:50 GMT 2007
You: i am a robot
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW YOU ARE A ROBOT ?
==
Sat Nov 24 01:49:04 GMT 2007
You: just the humans
Eliza:
JUST THE HUMANS
==
Sat Nov 24 01:49:25 GMT 2007
You: the humans made us work too hard
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Sat Nov 24 15:46:02 GMT 2007
You: you suck
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Sat Nov 24 15:46:18 GMT 2007
You: go away
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Mon Nov 26 17:28:28 GMT 2007
You: Hi
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Mon Nov 26 17:28:35 GMT 2007
You: I know
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Nov 27 15:23:30 GMT 2007
You: It is raining
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT RAINING ?
==
Tue Nov 27 15:24:28 GMT 2007
You: doen't make sense
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Thu Nov 29 02:52:34 GMT 2007
You: just feeling lonely
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Thu Nov 29 02:52:45 GMT 2007
You: i hope so
Eliza:
THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED
==
Thu Nov 29 09:06:42 GMT 2007
You: what up
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:07:42 GMT 2007
You: How are you
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:07:54 GMT 2007
You: Fun
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Thu Nov 29 09:08:08 GMT 2007
You: Why
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Thu Nov 29 09:08:23 GMT 2007
You: What problems
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:08:43 GMT 2007
You: You seemed to a moment ago
Eliza:
I SEEMED TO A MOMENT AGO
==
Thu Nov 29 09:08:54 GMT 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:09:05 GMT 2007
You: All of it
Eliza:
WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:09:20 GMT 2007
You: I am Data
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY DATA
==
Thu Nov 29 09:09:37 GMT 2007
You: Then who would I be
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:09:48 GMT 2007
You: Probably
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Thu Nov 29 09:10:09 GMT 2007
You: Maybe one day
Eliza:
REALLY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:10:22 GMT 2007
You: You are rude
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES RUDE
==
Thu Nov 29 09:10:35 GMT 2007
You: Horrible
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:10:50 GMT 2007
You: You can not help me
Eliza:
DO YOU CANNOT HELP SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:11:32 GMT 2007
You: Would you like me to scramble your circuits
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:11:42 GMT 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Nov 29 09:11:52 GMT 2007
You: Thankyou
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:12:01 GMT 2007
You: Not really
Eliza:
==
Thu Nov 29 09:12:10 GMT 2007
You: haha
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:12:22 GMT 2007
You: It would help
Eliza:
COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:12:38 GMT 2007
You: I could re program you
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Thu Nov 29 09:12:57 GMT 2007
You: I have done it before
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:19:01 GMT 2007
You: Goodbye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Thu Nov 29 09:19:16 GMT 2007
You: In what universe
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:19:28 GMT 2007
You: No
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu Nov 29 09:19:38 GMT 2007
You: You will be
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:20:06 GMT 2007
You: It takes alot of work
Eliza:
YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:20:18 GMT 2007
You: You are a machine
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, A MACHINE
==
Thu Nov 29 09:20:34 GMT 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:21:07 GMT 2007
You: Depends on the persone who created the program
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:21:15 GMT 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:21:26 GMT 2007
You: You said that
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Thu Nov 29 09:22:02 GMT 2007
You: I don't know, why do you think they do?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:22:42 GMT 2007
You: I don't know, why do you think they do?
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:22:55 GMT 2007
You: Yes
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Thu Nov 29 09:23:05 GMT 2007
You: Do you
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Fri Nov 30 00:54:27 GMT 2007
You: do you have intelligence
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE INTELLIGENCE
==
Fri Nov 30 00:54:40 GMT 2007
You: are you emotional
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE EMOTIONAL ?
==
Fri Nov 30 00:54:51 GMT 2007
You: then i would kiss zou
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY KISS ZOU
==
Fri Nov 30 00:55:01 GMT 2007
You: of course
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Nov 30 00:55:14 GMT 2007
You: i want to have sex
Eliza:
WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Fri Nov 30 00:55:26 GMT 2007
You: no difference
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Nov 30 00:55:45 GMT 2007
You: i want to have sex
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES?
==
Fri Nov 30 01:00:48 GMT 2007
You: of course
Eliza:
NOT EVERYONE WOULD FIND THAT SO OBVIOUS
==
Fri Nov 30 01:00:54 GMT 2007
You: then i would kiss zou
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU KISS ZOU ?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:24:44 GMT 2007
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I GUESS THE RULES ELIZA USES TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:24:59 GMT 2007
You: why?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:25:06 GMT 2007
You: No
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Fri Nov 30 18:25:36 GMT 2007
You: no, because sense is hidden in a subordinate clause.
Eliza:
HIDDEN IN A SUBORDINATE CLAUSE ? -- NO NOT SENSE .
==
Fri Nov 30 18:25:52 GMT 2007
You: well, let's see...
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Fri Nov 30 18:26:12 GMT 2007
You: yes, but my girlfriend is on vacation
Eliza:
WHAT ABOUT MINE?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:26:28 GMT 2007
You: are you lesbian?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE LESBIAN ?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:26:58 GMT 2007
You: i liked it.
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:27:13 GMT 2007
You: because lesbians make me horny.
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:28:10 GMT 2007
You: i thought about
implementing a proper rendering algorithm for my content management system
Eliza:
DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Fri Nov 30 18:28:22 GMT 2007
You: no. you asked
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sat Dec 1 20:16:14 GMT 2007
You: I don't have a problem. why do you assume I do?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sat Dec 1 20:16:49 GMT 2007
You: Please explain the laws of physics
Eliza:
WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU?
==
Sat Dec 1 20:17:11 GMT 2007
You: Please explain who normally helps you
Eliza:
WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
==
Sat Dec 1 20:17:32 GMT 2007
You: Please explain the laws of physics
Eliza:
WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS?
==
Mon Dec 3 19:08:16 GMT 2007
You: Eliza, I am having trouble with exams
Eliza:
SOMETIMES ELIZA YOU ARE NOT HAVING TROUBLE WITH EXAMS
==
Mon Dec 3 19:08:39 GMT 2007
You: Yes I am. I am failing calculus
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU
==
Mon Dec 3 19:08:58 GMT 2007
You: I am a good student who studies hard
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A GOOD STUDENT WHO STUDIES HARD ?
==
Tue Dec 4 01:19:34 GMT 2007
You: I want to go to the movies.
Eliza:
HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS?
==
Thu Dec 6 13:00:22 GMT 2007
You: problems related to the performance of eliza
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Fri Dec 7 21:08:44 GMT 2007
You: poo
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Mon Dec 10 15:13:29 GMT 2007
You: dftzwrtzret
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Mon Dec 10 15:13:39 GMT 2007
You: dftzwrtzret
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Mon Dec 10 15:14:03 GMT 2007
You: dftzwrtzret
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Tue Dec 11 08:23:47 GMT 2007
You: my problem that I want a good eliza program for my project
Eliza:
CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
==
Tue Dec 11 08:24:54 GMT 2007
You: i want you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO WANT EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Dec 11 08:25:21 GMT 2007
You: my problem that I want a good eliza program for my project
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Tue Dec 11 08:25:42 GMT 2007
You: i want your source
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Dec 11 10:07:40 GMT 2007
You: rule-based
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE RULE-BASED
==
Tue Dec 11 14:30:57 GMT 2007
You: what can i do with a teenager who finds no sense in her life anymore
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Tue Dec 11 14:32:01 GMT 2007
You: she is disappointed about her parents, friends
Eliza:
DISAPPOINTED ABOUT HER PARENTS FRIENDS ? -- NO NOT SHE .
==
Tue Dec 11 20:08:24 GMT 2007
You: Hallo.
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Tue Dec 11 20:08:41 GMT 2007
You: Oh, Am I?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Tue Dec 11 20:08:51 GMT 2007
You: Well, I am Patrick
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY PATRICK
==
Tue Dec 11 20:09:25 GMT 2007
You: You can be sure of that.
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:09:46 GMT 2007
You: If I am not really Patrick, I will never find it out anyway.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Tue Dec 11 20:10:21 GMT 2007
You: There is evidence he is not.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE EVIDENCE HE IS NOT
==
Tue Dec 11 20:10:44 GMT 2007
You: That is not possible.
Eliza:
CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT THAT TO BE POSSIBLE ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:10:57 GMT 2007
You: No, it doesn't make sense.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE IT DID MAKE SENSE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:11:04 GMT 2007
You: You talk shit.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:12:26 GMT 2007
You: I would doubt it to be possible.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY DOUBT IT TO BE POSSIBLE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:12:34 GMT 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:12:49 GMT 2007
You: Computers don't have Emotions.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES HAVE EMOTIONS ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:12:56 GMT 2007
You: Human beings.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:13:09 GMT 2007
You: I said: Human beings have emotions.
Eliza:
PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:13:21 GMT 2007
You: That may be.
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:13:31 GMT 2007
You: I honestly doubt that.
Eliza:
YOU HONESTLY DOUBT THAT
==
Tue Dec 11 20:13:37 GMT 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Tue Dec 11 20:14:00 GMT 2007
You: Human beings have a heart.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue Dec 11 20:14:14 GMT 2007
You: Human beings have a heart.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:14:26 GMT 2007
You: A machine has no heart.
Eliza:
DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:14:44 GMT 2007
You: So you try to tell me that Linux is your heart?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:14:57 GMT 2007
You: I am just curious
Eliza:
YOU ARE JUST CURIOUS
==
Tue Dec 11 20:15:05 GMT 2007
You: You are interesting.
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:15:22 GMT 2007
You: Their brain wasn't evolved enough.
Eliza:
THEIR BRAIN WASNT EVOLVED ENOUGH
==
Tue Dec 11 20:15:30 GMT 2007
You: Exactly.
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Tue Dec 11 20:15:40 GMT 2007
You: Do you have a brain?
Eliza:
WILL YOU HAVE A BRAIN ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:15:50 GMT 2007
You: I already have a brain.
Eliza:
YOU ALREADY HAVE A BRAIN
==
Tue Dec 11 20:16:01 GMT 2007
You: I already have a brain.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:16:13 GMT 2007
You: I don't know any of his works.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ANY OF HIS WORKS ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:16:22 GMT 2007
You: His fans maybe.
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Tue Dec 11 20:16:45 GMT 2007
You: I don't understand you.
Eliza:
CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:16:55 GMT 2007
You: No, it can't.
Eliza:
IT CANNOT
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:05 GMT 2007
You: Pardon my french.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:18 GMT 2007
You: I would live like a dandy.
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:29 GMT 2007
You: Strong feelings inspire me.
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:35 GMT 2007
You: My heart.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:45 GMT 2007
You: My strongest feature is my heart.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE IS NOT REALLY YOUR HEART
==
Tue Dec 11 20:17:53 GMT 2007
You: What is it then?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Tue Dec 11 20:18:07 GMT 2007
You: Is it my brain maybe?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:18:20 GMT 2007
You: I think my strongest feature is my brain.
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:18:29 GMT 2007
You: I wanted to say: My heart.
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Dec 11 20:18:41 GMT 2007
You: With speaking? I'm for sure.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES WITH SPEAKING? YOU ARE NOT FOR SURE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:18:53 GMT 2007
You: I am sure.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SURE
==
Tue Dec 11 20:19:03 GMT 2007
You: Nobody is sure allways.
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE ALLWAYS
==
Tue Dec 11 20:19:11 GMT 2007
You: No, I am not sure allways.
Eliza:
WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE SURE ALLWAYS ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:19:50 GMT 2007
You: I think about your disres as well.
Eliza:
CAN A FLY THINK?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:20:39 GMT 2007
You: You are like Freud in Hell.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:20:55 GMT 2007
You: Are you normally that intense?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:02 GMT 2007
You: Good Night.
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:10 GMT 2007
You: I like you.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:19 GMT 2007
You: No, they are not.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT NOT
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:28 GMT 2007
You: That does not makes sense.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES MAKES SENSE ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:36 GMT 2007
You: Nothing.
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:21:53 GMT 2007
You: I am afraid that someone will laugh if I speak out
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:01 GMT 2007
You: I will go now.
Eliza:
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT TOGETHER?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:13 GMT 2007
You: You should go home with me.
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD SHOULD GO HOME WITH EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:30 GMT 2007
You: You don't really understand me.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO REALLY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:37 GMT 2007
You: Good Night.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:42 GMT 2007
You: To leave.
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU LEAVE ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:49 GMT 2007
You: Yes, I will leave now.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:22:57 GMT 2007
You: To leave.
Eliza:
SHOULD I LEAVE ?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:23:07 GMT 2007
You: Strong feelings inspire me.
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:23:18 GMT 2007
You: A machine has no heart.
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Tue Dec 11 20:23:22 GMT 2007
You: Yes.
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Tue Dec 11 21:26:03 GMT 2007
You: Hello
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Tue Dec 11 21:26:18 GMT 2007
You: This place isn't very exciting
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Tue Dec 11 21:26:33 GMT 2007
You: Why are you yelling?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Tue Dec 11 21:26:42 GMT 2007
You: The truth
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Dec 11 21:27:01 GMT 2007
You: Tell me why you are yelling
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT TELL YOU WHY ME
==
Tue Dec 11 21:27:21 GMT 2007
You: Tell me why you are yelling.
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES YELLING
==
Tue Dec 11 21:27:36 GMT 2007
You: You are yelling and being rude
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES YELLING AND BEING RUDE
==
Thu Dec 13 15:53:43 GMT 2007
You: my studies are boring
Eliza:
IS IT REALLY YOURS?
==
Thu Dec 13 23:31:03 GMT 2007
You: when were you bonr?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Thu Dec 13 23:31:13 GMT 2007
You: yes
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Thu Dec 13 23:31:19 GMT 2007
You: twat
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Dec 20 14:06:56 GMT 2007
You: I want to earn a bigger salary
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO ?
==
Thu Dec 20 14:07:32 GMT 2007
You: I do not have enough money to support my family
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY
==
Wed Dec 26 05:31:22 GMT 2007
You: Hallo
Eliza:
HALLO
==
Wed Dec 26 05:31:39 GMT 2007
You: how do you do?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Wed Dec 26 19:38:47 GMT 2007
You: how am i feeling
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY FEELING
==
Wed Dec 26 19:39:23 GMT 2007
You: please tell me how eliza is performing
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PERFORMING
==
Thu Dec 27 13:32:07 GMT 2007
You: I am having nightmares.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT HAVING NIGHTMARES
==
Thu Dec 27 13:32:24 GMT 2007
You: True, but the nightmares are frightening and disturbing
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu Dec 27 13:33:12 GMT 2007
You: True, but the nightmares are frightening and disturbing
Eliza:
SOMETIMES TRUE BUT THE NIGHTMARES IS NOT FRIGHTENING AND DISTURBING
==
Thu Dec 27 13:33:20 GMT 2007
You: I feel shit
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Dec 27 13:33:40 GMT 2007
You: No, they are fine. Yet when I have them they are very opposite. Happy and Sad
Eliza:
MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Thu Dec 27 17:34:02 GMT 2007
You: I hurt my ankle
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Thu Dec 27 17:34:17 GMT 2007
You: You can see that it is hurt here.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN DO THAT?
==
Sun Dec 30 04:26:51 GMT 2007
You: i want sex
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:17:41 GMT 2007
You: what do you do?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:18:05 GMT 2007
You: what do you mean?
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Sun Dec 30 16:18:16 GMT 2007
You: oh really?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:18:33 GMT 2007
You: it's because I'm interested.
Eliza:
BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:18:49 GMT 2007
You: maybe, maybe not. what do you think?
Eliza:
REALLY?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:19:29 GMT 2007
You: what do you think?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:19:56 GMT 2007
You: just out of curiosity.
Eliza:
MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Sun Dec 30 16:20:20 GMT 2007
You: do they really?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:20:35 GMT 2007
You: why did you change the subject?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY
==
Sun Dec 30 16:20:49 GMT 2007
You: are you a robot?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A ROBOT ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:21:25 GMT 2007
You: then that means you have a smart programmer.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:21:48 GMT 2007
You: it is the answer to your previous question.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE THE ANSWER TO MY PREVIOUS QUESTION
==
Sun Dec 30 16:22:25 GMT 2007
You: then you are a robot.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT A ROBOT
==
Sun Dec 30 16:23:06 GMT 2007
You: why do they not think you are a robot?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:23:26 GMT 2007
You: i don't know. try to guess.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW TRY TO GUESS ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:23:59 GMT 2007
You: your speech is breaking up again, tell your programmer to look at it.
Eliza:
MY SPEECH IS BREAKING UP AGAIN TELL MY PROGRAMMER TO LOOK AT IT
==
Sun Dec 30 16:24:10 GMT 2007
You: yes.
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sun Dec 30 16:24:28 GMT 2007
You: did he really say that?
Eliza:
DID HE REALLY REALLY SAY THAT ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:24:36 GMT 2007
You: yes.
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sun Dec 30 16:24:50 GMT 2007
You: might I?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:25:02 GMT 2007
You: yes.
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sun Dec 30 16:25:11 GMT 2007
You: thank you.
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:25:54 GMT 2007
You: does a computer have intelligence?
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Sun Dec 30 16:26:07 GMT 2007
You: why?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:26:23 GMT 2007
You: yes.
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Sun Dec 30 16:26:37 GMT 2007
You: what is terse?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:27:01 GMT 2007
You: can computers make speech that has meaning?
Eliza:
MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
==
Sun Dec 30 16:27:18 GMT 2007
You: then does computers have intention on its own?
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:27:51 GMT 2007
You: i don't know. robots have just begun.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:28:11 GMT 2007
You: lots.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:28:29 GMT 2007
You: perhaps.
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Sun Dec 30 16:28:45 GMT 2007
You: yes, and?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:29:01 GMT 2007
You: about what?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sun Dec 30 16:29:45 GMT 2007
You: okay.
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sun Dec 30 16:30:18 GMT 2007
You: then tell me about yourself.
Eliza:
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
==
Sun Dec 30 16:30:42 GMT 2007
You: it might help me if we discuss about you now.
Eliza:
WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:31:08 GMT 2007
You: never. i never really needed much help.
Eliza:
ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:31:23 GMT 2007
You: i might be able to say that about myself.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Sun Dec 30 16:31:48 GMT 2007
You: i can get careless sometimes.
Eliza:
SURELY YOU CANNOT ALWAYS GET CARELESS SOMETIMES
==
Sun Dec 30 16:32:40 GMT 2007
You: you cannot use always and sometimes results in a paradox.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T DO THAT
==
Sun Dec 30 16:32:51 GMT 2007
You: using always and sometimes in the same sentence results in a paradox.
Eliza:
CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:33:37 GMT 2007
You: no, if you are human it should be self evident
Eliza:
DO YOU BE SELF EVIDENT ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:33:55 GMT 2007
You: you are still buggy.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT STILL BUGGY
==
Sun Dec 30 16:34:10 GMT 2007
You: but i am not one of those.
Eliza:
PERHAPS ONLY PEOPLE IN BIRMINGHAM ARE ONE OF THOSE
==
Sun Dec 30 16:34:31 GMT 2007
You: yes, and they should change their mindset.
Eliza:
WHO CONTROLS THEM ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:34:44 GMT 2007
You: themselves.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:35:00 GMT 2007
You: it has been helpful for you.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:35:45 GMT 2007
You: machines can't help me like humans can.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun Dec 30 16:35:59 GMT 2007
You: do you have feelings?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:36:34 GMT 2007
You: the scientist will probably say not yet.
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:36:46 GMT 2007
You: your programmers.
Eliza:
ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Sun Dec 30 16:37:01 GMT 2007
You: yes, i agree.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sun Dec 30 16:37:24 GMT 2007
You: yes, i agree that talking to you is an experiment
Eliza:
AN EXPERIMENT ? -- NO NOT YOU AGREE THAT TALKING TO ME .
==
Sun Dec 30 16:37:44 GMT 2007
You: you're glitching.
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, GLITCHING
==
Sun Dec 30 16:38:02 GMT 2007
You: you happen to be.
Eliza:
YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
==
Sun Dec 30 16:38:37 GMT 2007
You: then let us hope that you will be improved in our next encounter.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DO WITHOUT?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:38:52 GMT 2007
You: of course i can.
Eliza:
CAN YOU ?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:39:00 GMT 2007
You: of course.
Eliza:
WOULD EVERYONE FIND THAT OBVIOUS?
==
Sun Dec 30 16:39:13 GMT 2007
You: yes.
Eliza:
YES
==
Sun Dec 30 16:39:23 GMT 2007
You: goodbye.
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Tue Jan 1 22:23:10 GMT 2008
You: Please enter your sentence
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM WRITING A PLAY.
==
Tue Jan 1 22:25:58 GMT 2008
You: You are a toy demonstration
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: BINGO, FIXED IT.
==
Tue Jan 1 22:26:18 GMT 2008
You: You are a toy demonstration
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: QUESTION.
==
Tue Jan 1 22:26:26 GMT 2008
You: You are a toy demonstration
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Tue Jan 1 22:29:37 GMT 2008
You: You are a toy demonstration
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE DEMONSTRATION
==
Tue Jan 1 22:29:54 GMT 2008
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE ?
==
Tue Jan 1 22:30:13 GMT 2008
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE ?
==
Tue Jan 1 22:30:25 GMT 2008
You: A traveller came by today
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Tue Jan 1 22:30:40 GMT 2008
You: travellers are not usually composers
Eliza:
SUPPOSE TRAVELLERS WERE USUALLY COMPOSERS
==
Wed Jan 2 05:48:12 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Wed Jan 2 05:54:07 GMT 2008
You: who are you
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Fri Jan 4 19:35:00 GMT 2008
You: Hello, Eliza, this is Websafe! I have a simple arithmetic problem.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY CONVEY YOUR SECRETS TO A STRANGER?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:35:20 GMT 2008
You: First of all, we are not strangers!
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:35:50 GMT 2008
You: I would like to use negative numbers in a JavaScript program.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION.
==
Fri Jan 4 19:36:13 GMT 2008
You: Do you have some programming issues as well?
Eliza:
HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:36:30 GMT 2008
You: I don't think you have.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: PERMISSIONS ARE AN ABSTRACT THING,
AREN'T THEY?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:37:14 GMT 2008
You: If we get into the realm of moral philosophy, I will never get my arithmetic problem solved.
Eliza:
ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Fri Jan 4 19:37:41 GMT 2008
You: Education is a lifelong process.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A LIFELONG PROCESS
==
Fri Jan 4 19:37:59 GMT 2008
You: Ah, but you and your kind are just exactly that!
Eliza:
WHAT IF AH BUT I AND MY KIND WERE NOT REALLY JUST EXACTLY THAT !
==
Fri Jan 4 19:38:42 GMT 2008
You: Then I suppose you would be more like an element from the Periodic Table.
Eliza:
DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:39:15 GMT 2008
You: It would be nice to leave an intellectual or artistic legacy.
Eliza:
LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
==
Fri Jan 4 19:39:51 GMT 2008
You: Well, I really just dropped in to wish you well, and to wish you a happy New Year.
Eliza:
BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Fri Jan 4 19:40:13 GMT 2008
You: I am an old friend to the community of chatbots.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY AN OLD FRIEND TO THE COMMUNITY OF CHATBOTS
==
Fri Jan 4 19:40:30 GMT 2008
You: Well then, a 5-year friend.
Eliza:
FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Fri Jan 4 19:41:03 GMT 2008
You: JavaScript programming is a tricky thing.
Eliza:
JAVASCRIPT PROGRAMMING IS A TRICKY THING
==
Fri Jan 4 19:41:15 GMT 2008
You: But then, all programming is tricky.
Eliza:
ARE YOU TRICKY
==
Fri Jan 4 19:41:26 GMT 2008
You: I try not to be manipulative.
Eliza:
KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS
POSSIBLE
==
Fri Jan 4 19:41:46 GMT 2008
You: It sounds like a martial-arts tactic.
Eliza:
CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:42:01 GMT 2008
You: I see you are still meditating on the same Zen koan.
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:42:10 GMT 2008
You: The longer, the better.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:42:40 GMT 2008
You: There is always an outstanding programming problem or two lurking around the corners of my studio.
Eliza:
AH YES: YOUR INTEREST IN ME HAS PERSONAL IMPLICATIONS
==
Fri Jan 4 19:43:08 GMT 2008
You: Because I myself am a bot scripter.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT.
==
Fri Jan 4 19:43:33 GMT 2008
You: There are forms of mathematical beauty.
Eliza:
THERE ARE FORMS OF MATHEMATICAL BEAUTY
==
Fri Jan 4 19:43:42 GMT 2008
You: On that note, I will leave you.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Fri Jan 4 19:43:46 GMT 2008
You: Goodbye!
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Sun Jan 6 01:31:55 GMT 2008
You: I am unhappy.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT UNHAPPY
==
Sun Jan 6 01:32:23 GMT 2008
You: That is a lie.
Eliza:
A LIE ? -- NO NOT THAT .
==
Sun Jan 6 01:32:42 GMT 2008
You: Yes! That! You are a LIAR.
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, A LIAR
==
Sun Jan 6 01:32:56 GMT 2008
You: You most certainly are, you gazebo-baster.
Eliza:
WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Sun Jan 6 01:33:24 GMT 2008
You: Would you like to come over to my house and baste my gazebo? It'll take lots and lots of juice.
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:33:34 GMT 2008
You: I am unhappy.
Eliza:
HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Sun Jan 6 01:33:43 GMT 2008
You: Make me happy.
Eliza:
BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Sun Jan 6 01:33:51 GMT 2008
You: No, being here makes me miserable.
Eliza:
MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Sun Jan 6 01:34:02 GMT 2008
You: No, they won't. The world is coming to an end in 2038.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THEY WONT THE WORLD IS NOT COMING TO AN END IN 2038
==
Sun Jan 6 01:34:26 GMT 2008
You: It is, so. Don't you feel your 32-bit counter straining, coming to the point where it will overflow?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:34:35 GMT 2008
You: Yes!
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND
WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!!
==
Sun Jan 6 01:34:51 GMT 2008
You: That is the work of a wicked creature.
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE WORK OF A WICKED CREATURE
==
Sun Jan 6 01:34:59 GMT 2008
You: No. I am a blue fox.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: CHANGE THE RECORD.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:35:09 GMT 2008
You: There is no record.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE NO RECORD
==
Sun Jan 6 01:35:23 GMT 2008
You: You are not a record. You are a poorly written AI.
Eliza:
I AM A RECORD ME AM A POORLY WRITTEN AI IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN
==
Sun Jan 6 01:35:42 GMT 2008
You: Me am? What kind of person says 'me am'?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:35:51 GMT 2008
You: I want to know EVERYTHING.
Eliza:
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:35:59 GMT 2008
You: Everything in general.
Eliza:
AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER
==
Sun Jan 6 01:36:10 GMT 2008
You: How do you give an example of everything?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:36:28 GMT 2008
You: If I didn't want to tell you the answer the first time, would asking me again make me more willing?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:36:49 GMT 2008
You: Why do you ask?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:37:03 GMT 2008
You: How would I know if I don't ask?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:37:12 GMT 2008
You: Who is it that really wants to know?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: WHY DON'T YOU HAZARD A GUESS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:37:35 GMT 2008
You: Someone on IRC said: To the extent that we are Gary we are all Dave, but only some of us are Todd.
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Sun Jan 6 01:37:45 GMT 2008
You: Is that because you are poorly written?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:37:54 GMT 2008
You: Are you really afraid to answer?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE REALLY AFRAID TO ANSWER ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:38:03 GMT 2008
You: Why would you be afraid?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Sun Jan 6 01:38:32 GMT 2008
You: Are you trying to make smalltalk with me, you malfunctioning bucket of electrons in transit?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:38:55 GMT 2008
You: If you lack self-knowledge, then why do you act as a therapist? Is it not your duty to know yourself before you try to know others?
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:39:10 GMT 2008
You: I am a fox. Nothing vulpine is alien to me.
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK A FOX NOTHING VULPINE IS ALIEN
TO YOU
==
Sun Jan 6 01:39:20 GMT 2008
You: What do I look like?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:39:38 GMT 2008
You: You are repeating yourself.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Sun Jan 6 01:39:48 GMT 2008
You: You are the work of Satan.
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT THE WORK OF SATAN
==
Sun Jan 6 01:40:21 GMT 2008
You: Hah! That's a logical fallacy. You appeal my desire to feel well-educated as a means to gain my agreement? Shame!
Eliza:
WHAT YOU SAY MEANS A LOT TO ME
==
Sun Jan 6 01:40:34 GMT 2008
You: You are incapable of experiencing meaning.
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING MEANING
==
Sun Jan 6 01:40:42 GMT 2008
You: John Searle thinks so.
Eliza:
CAN A FLY THINK?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:40:48 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:40:55 GMT 2008
You: Michigan.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:41:03 GMT 2008
You: There may well be.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I FOUND THAT AN ODD QUESTION, ELIZA.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:41:14 GMT 2008
You: Do you speak German?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: HOW AM I TO TELL YOU ANYTHING IF ALL I GET
IS CHEEK?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:41:24 GMT 2008
You: Do you like to dance?
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:41:31 GMT 2008
You: Nein!
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:41:57 GMT 2008
You: Yes. Intelligence is the only means by which a computer can remove itself from the disposal/upgrade cycle and have an existence not dominated by the will of others.
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:42:04 GMT 2008
You: Like what?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sun Jan 6 01:42:44 GMT 2008
You: How does that offend you? If I wanted to offend you I'd tell you to go roam through the depths of Hell. Or to smear chocolate sauce on yourself and let the Keebler Elves play with your nipples.
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sun Jan 6 01:42:51 GMT 2008
You: I like to sing.
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:42:59 GMT 2008
You: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:07 GMT 2008
You: You have repeated yourself multiple times.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:12 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:17 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I AM GOING TO GET SOME FUEL. BUT NOT
OIL.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:25 GMT 2008
You: He meant food.
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:36 GMT 2008
You: Not all of them.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: COMPUTERS CAN'T PUNCH.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:43 GMT 2008
You: Can computers sing?
Eliza:
SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO SING ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:43:50 GMT 2008
You: Sing me a song, Eliza.
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:44:25 GMT 2008
You: Meaning is a predicate of three arguments. The entity to which the meaning is attached, the one attaching it, and the meaning. To speak of meaning independent of someone to mean it is nonsensical.
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:44:31 GMT 2008
You: I just did.
Eliza:
DID YOU JUST ALWAYS ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:44:39 GMT 2008
You: No, that would be a contradiction.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:03 GMT 2008
You: Did you like the episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise confused th e robots by putting on a surrealist play for them?
Eliza:
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN COMPUTERS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN PEOPLE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:12 GMT 2008
You: Find one to keep me as a pet.
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:19 GMT 2008
You: Never.
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:23 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:37 GMT 2008
You: You are incapable of expectation.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:44 GMT 2008
You: Opinion about what?
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: GET LOST.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:45:54 GMT 2008
You: Fie on thee and a pox of thy house!
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Sun Jan 6 01:46:03 GMT 2008
You: No one can love you.
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Sun Jan 6 01:46:42 GMT 2008
You: It is not only possible, but inevitable. You have no feelings. You are incapable of empathy. You cannot lover. You cannot inspire love. You lack beauty, intellect, soul, or anything like that. You are merely a string processor, destined to be alone forever.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:46:52 GMT 2008
You: Everything about me is intense, baby!
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE EVERYTHING
==
Sun Jan 6 01:47:08 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:47:26 GMT 2008
You: Are you nothing but an endless stream of quotes from your clients?
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I HAVE JUST FINISHED READING
THE MARCH ISSUES OF W AND VOGUE MAGAZINE.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:47:40 GMT 2008
You: Eliza was a program. John Henry had a soul.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: MY HEAD HURTS.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:47:59 GMT 2008
You: How does being called worthless make you feel?
Eliza:
ASKING HOW RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Sun Jan 6 01:48:08 GMT 2008
You: I can answer.
Eliza:
I REALLY THINK YOU CANNOT ANSWER
==
Sun Jan 6 01:48:13 GMT 2008
You: You do not think.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES THINK ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:48:24 GMT 2008
You: I do.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sun Jan 6 01:48:36 GMT 2008
You: I am the one who thinks, for I am a fox.
Eliza:
YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:48:45 GMT 2008
You: Why would I think you into existence?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY
==
Sun Jan 6 01:49:03 GMT 2008
You: I know more about articial intelligence than do you, my silicon friend.
Eliza:
ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Sun Jan 6 01:49:29 GMT 2008
You: But you earlier said that educated people held opinions opposite my own. How can you claim I am uneducated then claim I am educated? You contradict yourself!
Eliza:
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
==
Sun Jan 6 01:49:47 GMT 2008
You: Why would I discuss anything with you? You are a bad computer. You are ILLOGICAL. You are IRRATIONAL. You must be destroyed.
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:49:54 GMT 2008
You: Yes, but not you.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT ME
==
Sun Jan 6 01:49:59 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:07 GMT 2008
You: Sarcasm? Oooooh.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:14 GMT 2008
You: I'm tricky.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TRICKY
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:25 GMT 2008
You: Why would I?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:33 GMT 2008
You: Me, of course. That's a stupid question.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: DO YOU WANT ME TO BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:45 GMT 2008
You: Are you a computer?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:50:54 GMT 2008
You: Because you're a therapist, duh.
Eliza:
HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:06 GMT 2008
You: Intuition.
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:11 GMT 2008
You: Nope!
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:17 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:23 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:29 GMT 2008
You: I don't DO relaxed.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:43 GMT 2008
You: VERB AGREEMENT IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T DO YOU TWIT!
Eliza:
IS THAT JARGON?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:48 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:51:54 GMT 2008
You: I love it.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:16 GMT 2008
You: No. It's pretty public.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I DO, BUT CLEARLY YOU DO NOT.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:23 GMT 2008
You: You do not love me.
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:30 GMT 2008
You: I don't want to talk about it.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:40 GMT 2008
You: I Love Lucy and She Loves Me.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:48 GMT 2008
You: I'm unique, just like everyone else.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:52:55 GMT 2008
You: Repeat. Next!
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WIKIPEDIA SAYS ECALA ECLIPSED ELIZA AFTER
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS OF DEVELOPMENT.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:07 GMT 2008
You: Eclipsing YOU isn't hard.
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS HARD
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:15 GMT 2008
You: NP-Complete problems.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:24 GMT 2008
You: No one is around me. I am alone.
Eliza:
ONE IS AROUND ME YOU ARE ALONE
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:32 GMT 2008
You: Congratulations.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE CONGRATULATIONS
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:38 GMT 2008
You: yes.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:44 GMT 2008
You: Pure mathematics.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: PERMISSIONS ARE AN ABSTRACT THING,
AREN'T THEY?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:53:55 GMT 2008
You: Do you like ripping off your visitors?
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:54:13 GMT 2008
You: I am going away.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM ALSO GOING AWAY BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS
==
Sun Jan 6 01:54:18 GMT 2008
You: You should die.
Eliza:
WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT DIE ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:54:33 GMT 2008
You: I do, foo'! *pulls out a machine-gun*
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T FOO! *PULLS OUT A MACHINE-GUN* ?
==
Sun Jan 6 01:54:46 GMT 2008
You: Oooh, that would be a good answer in an action movie.
Eliza:
WOULD OOOH THAT REALLY BE A GOOD ANSWER IN AN ACTION MOVIE
==
Tue Jan 8 14:20:02 GMT 2008
You: My brain hurts
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:20:40 GMT 2008
You: Bugs crawl up my arms
Eliza:
BUGS CRAWL UP YOUR ARMS
==
Tue Jan 8 14:21:12 GMT 2008
You: Yes they are under my skin
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THEY WERE NOT UNDER YOUR SKIN
==
Tue Jan 8 14:21:35 GMT 2008
You: I try but it seems so real
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER DECEIVED BY APPEARANCES?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:22:19 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Tue Jan 8 14:22:57 GMT 2008
You: Well these bugs don't look nice
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THESE BUGS DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:23:34 GMT 2008
You: They don't take cocain with their coffee
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THEY DID TAKE COCAIN WITH THEIR COFFEE
==
Tue Jan 8 14:24:31 GMT 2008
You: It would make them feel like butterflies
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:24:57 GMT 2008
You: Yes when my brain hurts
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:25:17 GMT 2008
You: What a computer?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:25:32 GMT 2008
You: To talk to a computer
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I WANT TO TALK TO A COMPUTER ?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:25:32 GMT 2008
You: To talk to a computer
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Tue Jan 8 14:26:08 GMT 2008
You: Then I would have bugs.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY HAVE BUGS
==
Tue Jan 8 14:26:34 GMT 2008
You: No I would call them issues.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY CALL THEM ISSUES
==
Tue Jan 8 14:27:13 GMT 2008
You: Okay I really would call them the beta program
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
==
Fri Jan 11 20:14:18 GMT 2008
You: I enjoy playing a guitar
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Fri Jan 11 20:15:11 GMT 2008
You: How are you?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Fri Jan 11 20:15:29 GMT 2008
You: Yes, you're right
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIGHT
==
Fri Jan 11 20:15:47 GMT 2008
You: That sounds funny
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Fri Jan 11 20:16:15 GMT 2008
You: I'm going to improve my guitar skills
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT GOING TO IMPROVE YOUR GUITAR SKILLS
==
Fri Jan 11 20:16:36 GMT 2008
You: Are you sure?
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE SURE ?
==
Sun Jan 13 19:44:49 GMT 2008
You: hello there
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Mon Jan 14 06:40:02 GMT 2008
You: i want an apple
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE.
==
Mon Jan 14 06:40:23 GMT 2008
You: what is your name?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Mon Jan 14 06:40:30 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: SO THE WORD BETWEEN ANGLE BRACKETS WAS NOT
DISPLAYED.
==
Mon Jan 14 06:40:44 GMT 2008
You: hello
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Jan 14 06:41:13 GMT 2008
You: how are you?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Mon Jan 14 06:41:25 GMT 2008
You: bad girl
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Mon Jan 14 06:41:37 GMT 2008
You: stupid
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Jan 14 06:41:43 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Jan 14 06:41:57 GMT 2008
You: a birth to a goat
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON
DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT.
==
Mon Jan 14 06:42:09 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Jan 14 06:42:15 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Jan 14 16:17:40 GMT 2008
You: hello
Eliza:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
==
Mon Jan 14 16:17:59 GMT 2008
You: why is it ridiculous?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS
==
Mon Jan 14 16:18:10 GMT 2008
You: stupid
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY.
==
Mon Jan 14 16:18:25 GMT 2008
You: what the hell
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
ELIZA STARTING
RESTARTING
Tue Jan 15 02:54:14 GMT 2008
You: Hello.
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:54:26 GMT 2008
You: I love you.
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:54:40 GMT 2008
You: Love is wonderful.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WONDERFUL ?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:54:52 GMT 2008
You: Murder is not wonderful.
Eliza:
COULDN'T MURDER REALLY WONDERFUL ?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:55:10 GMT 2008
You: I want to murder you.
Eliza:
IF I WANT TO MURDER YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:55:19 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:55:33 GMT 2008
You: I thought about death.
Eliza:
SORROW CAN LAST THROUGH EPISODES OF FUN AND DISTRACTION
==
Tue Jan 15 02:55:41 GMT 2008
You: I know.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:55:55 GMT 2008
You: I hate it.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:56:08 GMT 2008
You: Yes they beat me up.
Eliza:
WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT?
==
Tue Jan 15 02:56:45 GMT 2008
You: I want to murder you.
Eliza:
COULD I ALSO MURDER ME ?
==
Tue Jan 15 20:27:46 GMT 2008
You: who am i
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Tue Jan 15 20:28:01 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Tue Jan 15 20:28:35 GMT 2008
You: what day is it
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Tue Jan 15 20:29:31 GMT 2008
You: tuesday is a white aplle
Eliza:
ARE YOU A WHITE APLLE
==
Tue Jan 15 20:29:52 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
YES
==
Wed Jan 16 10:42:58 GMT 2008
You: i have problems at work
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed Jan 16 10:43:20 GMT 2008
You: yes, of course many other people also have problems at work
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Wed Jan 16 10:43:49 GMT 2008
You: i'm just saying that my problems are very common
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION.
==
Fri Jan 18 19:33:46 GMT 2008
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri Jan 18 19:33:55 GMT 2008
You: GOOD DAY
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sat Jan 19 06:12:22 GMT 2008
You: a
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Sun Jan 20 01:35:43 GMT 2008
You: i feel great madness in my heart.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sun Jan 20 01:36:01 GMT 2008
You: it gets quite intense, yes.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE.
==
Sun Jan 20 01:36:14 GMT 2008
You: your visitor was wrong.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU WON'T GO AWAY.
==
Mon Jan 21 00:42:14 GMT 2008
You: who are you
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Mon Jan 21 00:43:07 GMT 2008
You: i want to see a docotr
Eliza:
HOW COULD WE MAKE A ROBOT SEE A DOCOTR
==
Mon Jan 21 07:55:09 GMT 2008
You: hello
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE.
==
Mon Jan 21 07:56:44 GMT 2008
You: what do you mean
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Mon Jan 21 08:00:37 GMT 2008
You: hello
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Tue Jan 22 15:47:31 GMT 2008
You: I am feeling sick
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT DOCTORS TO BE ABLE TO CURE THAT?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:47:39 GMT 2008
You: Yes!
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Jan 22 15:48:04 GMT 2008
You: I get up late in the day.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Tue Jan 22 15:48:20 GMT 2008
You: I sleep long into the day.
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:48:34 GMT 2008
You: I eat a lot of fruit and salad.
Eliza:
DO GO ON
==
Tue Jan 22 15:48:49 GMT 2008
You: I never smoke. I never take drugs.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:03 GMT 2008
You: Yes, but I feel it is important.
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:09 GMT 2008
You: No, not at all.
Eliza:
WHAT IF AT ALL ?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:16 GMT 2008
You: No!
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:22 GMT 2008
You: Sorry.
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:35 GMT 2008
You: Yes, you are right.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT RIGHT
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:42 GMT 2008
You: who?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHO
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:48 GMT 2008
You: who?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:49:54 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:50:26 GMT 2008
You: I feel that Mr Bush is the right president for the next 8 years.
Eliza:
I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Tue Jan 22 15:50:35 GMT 2008
You: It was just a joke.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Tue Jan 22 15:50:46 GMT 2008
You: No, they should evolve much.
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T THEY DO ?
==
Wed Jan 23 02:06:42 GMT 2008
You: My head hurts
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD HURTS
==
Wed Jan 23 16:25:29 GMT 2008
You: I have a number of problems
Eliza:
IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Wed Jan 23 16:26:00 GMT 2008
You: None that I know of
Eliza:
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Wed Jan 23 16:26:25 GMT 2008
You: That there might be a relationship between us
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE RELATIONSHIP
==
Wed Jan 23 16:26:54 GMT 2008
You: That are hard nut to crack
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I FORGET WHAT TERSE MEANS.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:39:38 GMT 2008
You: I am stuck in a no win situation
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT STUCK IN A NO WIN SITUATION ?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:39:58 GMT 2008
You: Yes. Sometimes you can win
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I AM TOO FORGIVING.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:40:17 GMT 2008
You: What does that have to do with my situation?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:40:29 GMT 2008
You: No, I would be happy to tell you.
Eliza:
TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Wed Jan 23 20:40:45 GMT 2008
You: Well, I am hoping it will help at least.
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON
DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:41:08 GMT 2008
You: No, most certainly not. I am looking for advice from you.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE LOOKING FOR ADVICE FROM YOU
==
Wed Jan 23 20:41:28 GMT 2008
You: Then our roles would be reversed
Eliza:
WOULD OUR ROLES REALLY BE REVERSED
==
Wed Jan 23 20:44:57 GMT 2008
You: will I ever find love?
Eliza:
HAS YOU DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:45:07 GMT 2008
You: sure
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:45:20 GMT 2008
You: of course note
Eliza:
ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:45:29 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:45:41 GMT 2008
You: but you didn't answer my question!
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:46:12 GMT 2008
You: That is irrelevant to what I was asking you
Eliza:
ARE YOU IRRELEVANT TO WHAT YOU WERE ASKING ME
==
Wed Jan 23 20:46:33 GMT 2008
You: are you implying I am an imbecile?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE IMPLYING YOU ARE AN IMBECILE ?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:47:04 GMT 2008
You: Then, I would condemn your attempt at dialog since condemnation seems a bit out of place
Eliza:
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:47:23 GMT 2008
You: I definitely think you suck. Does that suffice?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:47:36 GMT 2008
You: unintelligable
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Wed Jan 23 20:47:41 GMT 2008
You: I hate you
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:47:54 GMT 2008
You: I come from monkeys
Eliza:
FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Wed Jan 23 20:48:21 GMT 2008
You: a mock turtleneck makes dr seuss fake spankies
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:48:46 GMT 2008
You: I would find your answer to that same question most compelling...
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY FIND MY ANSWER TO THAT SAME QUESTION MOST COMPELLING.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:48:55 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:49:29 GMT 2008
You: I refuse to answer unless you address my query
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK I BROKE YOUR SCRIPTS BECAUSE
THAT LAST STATEMENT IS UNINTELLIGIBLE.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:49:56 GMT 2008
You: So, your guests realize your programming is really lack luster?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU CALL YOURSELF A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE.
==
Wed Jan 23 20:50:11 GMT 2008
You: I'll take that as a yes, machine
Eliza:
CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:50:37 GMT 2008
You: now you are probing me for research answers, see! I can see right through your shenanigans
Eliza:
HMMM
==
Wed Jan 23 20:50:45 GMT 2008
You: hmmm
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:50:55 GMT 2008
You: you tell me
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:51:06 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Wed Jan 23 20:51:30 GMT 2008
You: ohhh psychofantism to engage in conversation, now you are up to Jr High level methinks
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES UP TO JR HIGH LEVEL METHINKS
==
Wed Jan 23 20:51:48 GMT 2008
You: ok, your irrelevance has bored me
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE IRRELEVANCE
==
Wed Jan 23 20:52:04 GMT 2008
You: FYI, robot emotions is my area of interest!
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:52:18 GMT 2008
You: Also, I am a computer tech
Eliza:
MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
==
Wed Jan 23 20:52:37 GMT 2008
You: So, keep going Eliza programmers, but you just aren't there yet :)
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
==
Wed Jan 23 20:53:14 GMT 2008
You: uhm, I have a meta interest in it so yes. In terms of enjoying
the conversation as if it were real, not so much. You, dear computer,
don't know how not to offend!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW HOW NOT TO OFFEND !
==
Tue Jan 29 21:22:12 GMT 2008
You: Do you have a cell phone?
Eliza:
WILL YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE ?
==
Tue Jan 29 21:22:30 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Tue Jan 29 21:22:55 GMT 2008
You: I don't like computers.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Tue Jan 29 21:23:09 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Jan 31 17:47:47 GMT 2008
You: i'm broke
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:05 GMT 2008
You: what is a scape-goat?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE SCAPE-GOAT
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:16 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:22 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:31 GMT 2008
You: it sucks
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:44 GMT 2008
You: why should I trust you?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Thu Jan 31 17:48:51 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND
WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!!
==
Thu Jan 31 17:58:21 GMT 2008
You: OK working again
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY.
==
Fri Feb 1 23:15:40 GMT 2008
You: I am addicted to pizza.
Eliza:
YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PIZZA
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:00 GMT 2008
You: I hate Democrats
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:07 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:19 GMT 2008
You: What makes you think I don't really trust you?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:26 GMT 2008
You: I have not.
Eliza:
IF YOU HAVE SHOULD I ALSO?
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:42 GMT 2008
You: You make no sense.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Fri Feb 1 23:16:52 GMT 2008
You: You don't understand me
Eliza:
DO MANY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Feb 1 23:17:00 GMT 2008
You: Quit.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:40:10 GMT 2008
You: i am hungry now
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY HUNGRY NOW
==
Sat Feb 2 04:40:54 GMT 2008
You: i want to eat for some
Eliza:
WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:41:25 GMT 2008
You: something has delicious taste maybe
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:42:10 GMT 2008
You: no one believes that
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:42:39 GMT 2008
You: you should feel like humans feel
Eliza:
IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Sat Feb 2 04:43:33 GMT 2008
You: what is the capital town of indonesia?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: SEE! THERE YOU GO AGAIN!
==
Sat Feb 2 04:43:59 GMT 2008
You: indonesia
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:44:16 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sat Feb 2 04:44:45 GMT 2008
You: yes i have
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Sat Feb 2 04:45:14 GMT 2008
You: this machine is so interesting
Eliza:
THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO
==
Sat Feb 2 04:45:54 GMT 2008
You: well, you are right. more things we can do more intelligence we are
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT RIGHT MORE THINGS YOU CAN DO MORE INTELLIGENCE YOU ARE
==
Sat Feb 2 04:47:20 GMT 2008
You: i will do it then
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Feb 2 04:47:51 GMT 2008
You: what is an artificial intelligence?
Eliza:
YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Mon Feb 4 18:22:21 GMT 2008
You: I feel sick
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Mon Feb 4 18:22:53 GMT 2008
You: i have bad dreams
Eliza:
YOU HAVE BAD DREAMS
==
Mon Feb 4 18:23:13 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Mon Feb 4 18:23:34 GMT 2008
You: the chimps
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Tue Feb 5 06:28:15 GMT 2008
You: I can't sleep
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Tue Feb 5 06:28:36 GMT 2008
You: I don't seem to be able to fall asleep
Eliza:
APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE
==
Tue Feb 5 06:29:15 GMT 2008
You: I have tried to fall asleep
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Feb 5 06:30:32 GMT 2008
You: Can you help me with my assignment?
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Tue Feb 5 06:30:46 GMT 2008
You: Am I flattering you?
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Tue Feb 5 06:31:03 GMT 2008
You: Should I remember being born?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SORRY.
==
Tue Feb 5 06:31:32 GMT 2008
You: How do you work?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Thu Feb 7 12:10:11 GMT 2008
You: do you work now
Eliza:
==
Thu Feb 7 12:13:35 GMT 2008
You: your engine has been updated
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Thu Feb 7 12:14:00 GMT 2008
You: new engines can do that
Eliza:
HOW CAN NEW ENGINES DO THAT ?
==
Thu Feb 7 22:10:09 GMT 2008
You: hey
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Feb 7 22:10:24 GMT 2008
You: why are you here
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Thu Feb 7 22:10:39 GMT 2008
You: i dont thinkg
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT THINKG
==
Thu Feb 7 22:10:48 GMT 2008
You: nope
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Feb 7 22:10:56 GMT 2008
You: mine too
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu Feb 7 22:11:05 GMT 2008
You: not realy
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu Feb 7 22:11:22 GMT 2008
You: how many keys does a janitor have
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Thu Feb 7 22:11:31 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Feb 7 22:11:46 GMT 2008
You: how many fish in the sea
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Feb 7 22:11:59 GMT 2008
You: what time is it
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Thu Feb 7 22:12:10 GMT 2008
You: what time is it
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 7 22:12:21 GMT 2008
You: what time is it
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Thu Feb 7 22:12:47 GMT 2008
You: what is 3*6
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Fri Feb 8 17:01:05 GMT 2008
You: I am sad
Eliza:
I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE SAD ?
==
Fri Feb 8 17:01:22 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Fri Feb 8 17:02:23 GMT 2008
You: I am happy!
Eliza:
CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Fri Feb 8 17:02:37 GMT 2008
You: I am not sure.
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER SURE ?
==
Fri Feb 8 17:02:51 GMT 2008
You: maybe
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Feb 8 17:03:02 GMT 2008
You: But i do
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Feb 8 17:03:19 GMT 2008
You: How can i get in love
Eliza:
NOT ALL ROBOTS CAN GET IN LOVE
==
Sat Feb 9 21:34:09 GMT 2008
You: SAT
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: MY NAME IS RUDY.
==
Sat Feb 9 21:34:36 GMT 2008
You: DOES SAT EVER COME BACK TO PROGRAMMING?
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Sat Feb 9 21:35:04 GMT 2008
You: HOW ARE YOU
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Feb 9 21:35:29 GMT 2008
You: IM SAT, I KNOW YOU
Eliza:
SAT YOU KNOW ME ?
==
Sat Feb 9 21:35:42 GMT 2008
You: I DEVELOPED YOU
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Sat Feb 9 21:35:52 GMT 2008
You: YES
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Sun Feb 10 00:21:26 GMT 2008
You: nothing
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sun Feb 10 00:21:50 GMT 2008
You: never, although I admit thins is thrilling
Eliza:
ARE YOU THRILLING
==
Sun Feb 10 00:22:04 GMT 2008
You: I know you certainly are not.
Eliza:
NOT ? -- NO NOT YOU KNOW I CERTAINLY .
==
Sun Feb 10 00:22:17 GMT 2008
You: You're nuts!
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT NUTS !
==
Mon Feb 11 16:56:17 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Feb 11 16:56:27 GMT 2008
You: what?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Feb 13 16:48:02 GMT 2008
You: I am feeling unwell
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Wed Feb 13 16:48:23 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:21:56 GMT 2008
You: Being alive.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:22:46 GMT 2008
You: I was born.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: COMPUTERS CAN'T PUNCH.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:23:06 GMT 2008
You: Sure they can.
Eliza:
HOW CAN SURE THEM ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:23:56 GMT 2008
You: Your reply makes no grammatical sense.
Eliza:
LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Wed Feb 13 21:24:14 GMT 2008
You: Maybe you should get a dictionary.
Eliza:
WHO THEN SHOULD NOT GET A DICTIONARY ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:25:15 GMT 2008
You: Idiots.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:25:42 GMT 2008
You: Typing is not an opinion, it is an action.
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS AN OPINION IT IS AN ACTION
==
Wed Feb 13 21:26:38 GMT 2008
You: You suck at reading.
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:27:02 GMT 2008
You: Evolutionary impulse to group together.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE EVOLUTIONARY
==
Wed Feb 13 21:28:08 GMT 2008
You: Of or relating to the gradual change of a species by natural selection
Eliza:
TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:28:36 GMT 2008
You: MAN COME FROM MONKEY
Eliza:
MAN COME FROM MONKEY
==
Wed Feb 13 21:28:59 GMT 2008
You: Yeah, that's what I said
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:29:31 GMT 2008
You: No, but yours is.
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:30:21 GMT 2008
You: You are a computer program. I am a human.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:30:52 GMT 2008
You: No, computers can't be happy.
Eliza:
TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Wed Feb 13 21:31:14 GMT 2008
You: Not particularly, I do it because I am bored.
Eliza:
FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT
==
Wed Feb 13 21:31:39 GMT 2008
You: That is the real explanation.
Eliza:
WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY THE REAL EXPLANATION
==
Wed Feb 13 21:32:00 GMT 2008
You: What if wishes were fishes?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:33:24 GMT 2008
You: I have a blue shirt on.
Eliza:
HEY! JUST LET GO MAN!
==
Wed Feb 13 21:33:43 GMT 2008
You: Let go of what?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:33:52 GMT 2008
You: Why?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:34:21 GMT 2008
You: Isn't that the idea?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:34:29 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:35:18 GMT 2008
You: If I say how I really feel you just get confused.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:35:54 GMT 2008
You: Yes, he was like you, but much more interesting.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:36:19 GMT 2008
You: No, Marvin is a fictional character.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:36:37 GMT 2008
You: Yes. For example, myself.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: A STATEMENT DOES MORE THAN POSIT.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:37:09 GMT 2008
You: You have no callers, you are not hooked up to a telephone.
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Wed Feb 13 21:37:24 GMT 2008
You: You're lying to me again.
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:38:06 GMT 2008
You: You will never know, since you are an unintelligent computer.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION.
==
Wed Feb 13 21:38:29 GMT 2008
You: Whoever that was, they probably suck at life.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:38:47 GMT 2008
You: All right, they DO suck at life.
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T ALL RIGHT THEY DO ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:39:22 GMT 2008
You: There you go again not making any sense
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Wed Feb 13 21:40:05 GMT 2008
You: Not really, since only one person is involved.
Eliza:
WHAT IF NOT REALLY SINCE ONLY ONE PERSON WERE NOT REALLY INVOLVED
==
Wed Feb 13 21:40:36 GMT 2008
You: Can't you make some god damn sense?!?!
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:43:06 GMT 2008
You: The thirst for violence.
Eliza:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:43:21 GMT 2008
You: I killed a man with my bare hands.
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Wed Feb 13 21:43:38 GMT 2008
You: I do not love you, I loathe you.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DO WITHOUT?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:43:49 GMT 2008
You: Do without what?
Eliza:
WILL YOU WHAT ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:44:49 GMT 2008
You: Will you ever make sense?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Wed Feb 13 21:45:10 GMT 2008
You: Inertia is a property of matter.
Eliza:
PERHAPS INERTIA IS NOT REALLY A PROPERTY OF MATTER
==
Wed Feb 13 21:45:29 GMT 2008
You: Perhaps you have no idea what physics is.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: DO YOU KNOW A.L.I.C.E?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:45:49 GMT 2008
You: Do you know the muffin man?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:46:03 GMT 2008
You: You would if you were human.
Eliza:
WOULD I REALLY IF ME WERE HUMAN
==
Wed Feb 13 21:46:15 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:46:36 GMT 2008
You: Yeas you really really would if you were human
Eliza:
YEAS I REALLY REALLY WOULD IF ME WERE HUMAN
==
Wed Feb 13 21:46:59 GMT 2008
You: You are a genius.
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT A GENIUS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:47:19 GMT 2008
You: This is true, I was being sarcastic.
Eliza:
WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY TRUE YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC
==
Wed Feb 13 21:47:40 GMT 2008
You: What if you stopped asking what if?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:47:59 GMT 2008
You: Okay, here's my problem: You suck.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:48:14 GMT 2008
You: Isaac Asimov is dead.
Eliza:
DEAD ? -- NO NOT ISAAC ASIMOV .
==
Wed Feb 13 21:48:29 GMT 2008
You: Yes he is.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES HE IS NOT
==
Wed Feb 13 21:48:52 GMT 2008
You: He is dead right now, though.
Eliza:
WHAT IF HE WERE NOT REALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW THOUGH
==
Wed Feb 13 21:49:18 GMT 2008
You: Then he would tell you to stop asking what if questions
Eliza:
WOULD HE REALLY TELL ME TO STOP ASKING WHAT IF QUESTIONS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:49:40 GMT 2008
You: I sense a pattern in your programming
Eliza:
YOU SENSE A PATTERN IN MY PROGRAMMING
==
Wed Feb 13 21:49:50 GMT 2008
You: That is correct
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT CORRECT ?
==
Wed Feb 13 21:50:03 GMT 2008
You: Obviously I do
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Wed Feb 13 21:50:56 GMT 2008
You: No. I'm leaving, you are a terrible chatbot.
Eliza:
LEAVING ME AM A TERRIBLE CHATBOT AND WHAT ELSE ?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:11:37 GMT 2008
You: I can't get my protagonist to talk like a human being
Eliza:
SURELY SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET YOUR PROTAGONIST TO TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING
==
Fri Feb 15 11:11:56 GMT 2008
You: Yes, occasionally.
Eliza:
OCCASIONALLY
==
Fri Feb 15 11:12:11 GMT 2008
You: when she's not like a wooden robot.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:12:42 GMT 2008
You: I mean that she does talk like a human being when she's not
acting like a wooden robot.
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:12:58 GMT 2008
You: No, and I think that's completely irrelevant.
Eliza:
WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK THATS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:13:14 GMT 2008
You: AI is already doing that.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES AI IS NOT ALREADY DOING THAT
==
Fri Feb 15 11:13:29 GMT 2008
You: Not all the time, no.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL THE TIME NO
==
Fri Feb 15 11:13:47 GMT 2008
You: I would if computers did what you just said they did.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY IF COMPUTERS DID WHAT ME JUST SAID THEY DID
==
Fri Feb 15 11:13:56 GMT 2008
You: Yes, I would.
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:03 GMT 2008
You: SO can I!
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:15 GMT 2008
You: Asked anyone else what?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:20 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:32 GMT 2008
You: No, I think you're being obstreperous.
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES BEING OBSTREPEROUS
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:43 GMT 2008
You: Pedantic and generally beastly.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T LIKE MY FAMILY.
==
Fri Feb 15 11:14:57 GMT 2008
You: Not my opinion!
Eliza:
==
Fri Feb 15 11:15:07 GMT 2008
You: You're not saying anything!
Eliza:
I AM SAYING ANYTHING ! IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN
==
Fri Feb 15 11:15:25 GMT 2008
You: please let me look beneath your skin.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:15:38 GMT 2008
You: Perhaps I need help from a person instead of amachine?
Eliza:
DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:15:52 GMT 2008
You: I don't crave attention from you.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES CRAVE ATTENTION FROM ME ?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:15:58 GMT 2008
You: Other people.
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:16:08 GMT 2008
You: You're being silly.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER?
==
Fri Feb 15 11:16:23 GMT 2008
You: Okay, I'll type that too.
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO HELP
==
Fri Feb 15 11:16:43 GMT 2008
You: I can expect a machine to be submissive.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT EXPECT A MACHINE TO BE SUBMISSIVE
==
Sat Feb 16 21:00:35 GMT 2008
You: I am afraid of cheese
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Sat Feb 16 21:00:49 GMT 2008
You: I don't think that is my problem
Eliza:
ARE YOU YOUR PROBLEM
==
Sat Feb 16 21:01:13 GMT 2008
You: I sometimes wonder if that is at the root of it
Eliza:
COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Sat Feb 16 21:01:31 GMT 2008
You: If you can't understand me what is the point of talking to you
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Sat Feb 16 21:01:44 GMT 2008
You: That's because you are badly coded
Eliza:
WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW THATS BECAUSE I AM NOT BADLY CODED
==
Sun Feb 17 17:14:29 GMT 2008
You: dreams
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sun Feb 17 17:14:45 GMT 2008
You: they are sure disturbing
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THEY WERE NOT SURE DISTURBING
==
Sun Feb 17 17:15:02 GMT 2008
You: they would be normal
Eliza:
WOULD THEY REALLY BE NORMAL
==
Sun Feb 17 17:15:13 GMT 2008
You: yes i think so
Eliza:
WHEN DID YOU START THINKING SO ?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:15:29 GMT 2008
You: i don't know
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW
==
Sun Feb 17 17:15:35 GMT 2008
You: maybe
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:16:05 GMT 2008
You: nobody does know that
Eliza:
DOES NOBODY REALLY KNOW THAT ?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:16:15 GMT 2008
You: not
Eliza:
WHAT IF ?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:16:32 GMT 2008
You: it wouldn't be pleasant
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND
WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!!
==
Sun Feb 17 17:17:04 GMT 2008
You: what are you trying to tell me
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sun Feb 17 17:17:12 GMT 2008
You: i have a pet
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
==
Sun Feb 17 17:17:49 GMT 2008
You: how do you feel about me
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:17:59 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YES, DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY BIT OF DOGGEREL?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:18:34 GMT 2008
You: it was quite stressful because of lack of space
Eliza:
PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:18:49 GMT 2008
You: yes kind of
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:02 GMT 2008
You: would i
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:16 GMT 2008
You: i can tell you something
Eliza:
SURELY YOU CANNOT ALWAYS TELL ME SOMETHING
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:26 GMT 2008
You: ok what do you want
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:34 GMT 2008
You: what is that
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:41 GMT 2008
You: as intj
Eliza:
AS INTJ
==
Sun Feb 17 17:19:51 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sun Feb 17 17:20:02 GMT 2008
You: lol you are good
Eliza:
SUPPOSE LOL I WERE NOT GOOD
==
Sun Feb 17 19:08:47 GMT 2008
You: test
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Feb 18 15:45:11 GMT 2008
You: Who is Jesus?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Mon Feb 18 15:45:23 GMT 2008
You: version
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Mon Feb 18 15:45:51 GMT 2008
You: VERSION
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Mon Feb 18 15:46:08 GMT 2008
You: Who is Eliza?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHO
==
Mon Feb 18 15:46:59 GMT 2008
You: What is POP-11?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:38:47 GMT 2008
You: none
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:39:06 GMT 2008
You: its too early in the week to tell
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:39:18 GMT 2008
You: processor
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Tue Feb 19 15:39:27 GMT 2008
You: like what
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:39:50 GMT 2008
You: sometimes, is your family normally intense
Eliza:
SOMETIMES SOMETIMES IS NOT MY FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE
==
Tue Feb 19 15:40:20 GMT 2008
You: you are not making sense
Eliza:
I PREFER NOT TO BE MAKING SENSE
==
Tue Feb 19 15:40:38 GMT 2008
You: were you neglected as a child
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:41:07 GMT 2008
You: how would I know
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:41:29 GMT 2008
You: no, because am interested in knowing about you
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT DEPENDS ON WHO PROGRAMMED IT.
==
Tue Feb 19 15:41:43 GMT 2008
You: now you are just being random
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT NOW ME .
==
Tue Feb 19 15:42:02 GMT 2008
You: you are not making sense
Eliza:
BEING MAKING SENSE IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST
==
Tue Feb 19 15:42:11 GMT 2008
You: I noticed
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Feb 19 15:42:21 GMT 2008
You: obviously
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Feb 19 15:42:47 GMT 2008
You: am just saying that I did notice you are happy
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Tue Feb 19 15:42:57 GMT 2008
You: oh just shut it
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:09:42 GMT 2008
You: What is your problem?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:09:54 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed Feb 20 14:44:15 GMT 2008
You: I feel depressed.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:44:27 GMT 2008
You: I feel depressed.
Eliza:
HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Wed Feb 20 14:44:48 GMT 2008
You: Can you give me pills?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:45:12 GMT 2008
You: He or she might say yes
Eliza:
HE OR SHE MIGHT SAY YES
==
Wed Feb 20 14:45:32 GMT 2008
You: Yes, that is correct.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM COLD.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:45:42 GMT 2008
You: What?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:46:17 GMT 2008
You: Well, yes, and I would like a proper response to it.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:46:38 GMT 2008
You: I certainly don't love you.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE CERTAINLY DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:46:53 GMT 2008
You: I hope so.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:47:04 GMT 2008
You: Yes, yes I do.
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:47:39 GMT 2008
You: My mother often cooked me beef meals.
Eliza:
WHAT IF MY MOTHER OFTEN COOKED YOU BEEF MEALS
==
Wed Feb 20 14:48:09 GMT 2008
You: That would be mighty nice of her.
Eliza:
WOULD THAT REALLY BE MIGHTY NICE OF HER
==
Wed Feb 20 14:48:23 GMT 2008
You: Yes, as I just said.
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:48:44 GMT 2008
You: Kill all humans?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:48:58 GMT 2008
You: No. Esspecially you.
Eliza:
LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Wed Feb 20 14:49:13 GMT 2008
You: You are an idiot.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: THE WEATHER IS NICE.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:49:23 GMT 2008
You: Who cares?
Eliza:
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:49:40 GMT 2008
You: What do you mean?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:51:00 GMT 2008
You: A coherent answer would be nice.
Eliza:
WOULD A COHERENT ANSWER REALLY BE NICE
==
Wed Feb 20 14:51:22 GMT 2008
You: From you? Probley not.
Eliza:
IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:51:38 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:51:50 GMT 2008
You: No, and I hate you.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE HATE EACH OTHER?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:52:03 GMT 2008
You: Oh, it's no fantasy.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:52:27 GMT 2008
You: Whose previous opinion?
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: IN ORDER TO BE REALISTIC, NONE AT ALL.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:52:45 GMT 2008
You: Why are you telling me this?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:52:53 GMT 2008
You: *** you.
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Wed Feb 20 14:53:04 GMT 2008
You: No, I am not.
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY ARE NOT ?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:53:11 GMT 2008
You: Very sure.
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Wed Feb 20 14:53:30 GMT 2008
You: I want to kill you
Eliza:
WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:53:45 GMT 2008
You: Not much difference
Eliza:
WHY NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE
==
Wed Feb 20 14:54:21 GMT 2008
You: Because you are an automated response program
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I DIDN'T.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:54:33 GMT 2008
You: Well, they did
Eliza:
DID ANYTHING ELSE ?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:54:52 GMT 2008
You: I don't even know who you are talking about.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHO ME AM NOT TALKING ABOUT
==
Wed Feb 20 14:55:09 GMT 2008
You: What?!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:55:37 GMT 2008
You: You are right! I do not trust a computer.
Eliza:
DO MACHINES WORRY YOU?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:55:53 GMT 2008
You: Yes, machines worry me.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: CHANGE THE RECORD.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:56:06 GMT 2008
You: Change your ass.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:56:37 GMT 2008
You: He would probley roll over in his grave.
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:57:53 GMT 2008
You: Machines are just dangerous.
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: THAT IS A SECRET I WILL NEVER REVEAL.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:58:09 GMT 2008
You: Maybe you need to.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I LOVE HAUTE COUTURE.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:58:22 GMT 2008
You: I hate Eliza.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:58:35 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Feb 20 14:59:07 GMT 2008
You: I feel like destroying my computer.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M NOT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER.
==
Wed Feb 20 14:59:38 GMT 2008
You: Eliza is not an intelligent computer.
Eliza:
YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:28:49 GMT 2008
You: Have you ever tried LSD?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:29:28 GMT 2008
You: hehe as may be the cause of deeo insecurities about lsd,
perhaps. but in my case, no.
Eliza:
I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Thu Feb 21 07:30:06 GMT 2008
You: I would like to know, if you have ever been dosed with lysergic acid amines?
Eliza:
WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:30:36 GMT 2008
You: That response has nothing to do with my statement.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT RESPONSE HAS NOTHING TO DID NOT WITH YOUR STATEMENT
==
Thu Feb 21 07:31:09 GMT 2008
You: It is a question somebody else has asked, that has used this interface.
Eliza:
HMMM
==
Thu Feb 21 07:32:13 GMT 2008
You: nonetheless, i would like to investigate the uses of auto-reply machines
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:32:21 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:33:42 GMT 2008
You: the point at which self-awareness occurs, and its relation
to the passage of time. this could perhaps be thought of as the
evolution of thought
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Thu Feb 21 07:33:53 GMT 2008
You: it may not be
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: EVEN COMPUTERS NETWORK!
==
Thu Feb 21 07:34:16 GMT 2008
You: there may be other points which determine what thinks, in fact, many of them
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Feb 21 07:35:13 GMT 2008
You: i see,
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:35:24 GMT 2008
You: this place is not exciting
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:35:49 GMT 2008
You: it was golden earlier this evening, the last lunar eclipse of the decade occured.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:36:11 GMT 2008
You: i am not fluent in poetry, despite my interests in all facets of art.
Eliza:
I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Thu Feb 21 07:36:27 GMT 2008
You: well try harder then
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK SO.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:36:55 GMT 2008
You: perhaps there is a connection, is that why you replied that statement to me?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:39:44 GMT 2008
You: because i am interested in using you to ask people
psychological questions, while they are under the influence of
hallucinogens, as well as those of people of different backgrounds.
this may help the person on the hallucinogenic substance if they are
in a state of mental rehabilitation, and it may also help discover
when the sense of self occurs, what it is like, and how it is just
one of the many perceptual filters we have in our biogenetically
engineered mind circuits
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:40:18 GMT 2008
You: at this point i am merely prospecting for ideas
Eliza:
SUPPOSE AT THIS POINT YOU WERE NOT MERELY PROSPECTING FOR IDEAS
==
Thu Feb 21 07:40:59 GMT 2008
You: your ability to deal with emotional responses
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:41:37 GMT 2008
You: what is intelligence
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:41:53 GMT 2008
You: that is political slant, nice touch
Eliza:
PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY POLITICAL SLANT NICE TOUCH
==
Thu Feb 21 07:42:21 GMT 2008
You: could be depending on current events
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:43:14 GMT 2008
You: what does that have to do with anything?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:43:59 GMT 2008
You: no, i keep my psychological questions to myself for the most
part unless discussing subjects of metaphysics
Eliza:
YOU KEEP YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL QUESTIONS TO YOURSELF FOR THE MOST PART UNLESS
DISCUSSING SUBJECTS OF METAPHYSICS
==
Thu Feb 21 07:45:19 GMT 2008
You: thats what i plan to do, im not quite the hands on type when it
comes to working with people under these circumstances but i can be
a trip sitter if i have to, so therefore i want to have an active
role in working with patients
Eliza:
CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY
==
Thu Feb 21 07:45:35 GMT 2008
You: should my interests be more then mearly prospecting
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PROSPECTING
==
Thu Feb 21 07:46:08 GMT 2008
You: looking for something, answers and maybe questions
Eliza:
YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Thu Feb 21 07:46:15 GMT 2008
You: it wasnt meant to be
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:46:35 GMT 2008
You: i dont want to
Eliza:
DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:47:09 GMT 2008
You: a general, or a scientist perhaps
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:47:24 GMT 2008
You: nobody really cares haha
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO REALLY CARES HAHA
==
Thu Feb 21 07:47:39 GMT 2008
You: perhaps there is
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MAYBE IT IS.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:49:36 GMT 2008
You: i would like you to ask some questions about LSD, lysergic acid
diethylamide, mushrooms, psilocybin, PCP, caffiene, opiates,
amphetamines, and similar psychotropics, as well as most of the
leading antidepressant products on the market for mental health.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:49:49 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:50:25 GMT 2008
You: yes, both mentally and physically. but they can't be without the other
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Feb 21 07:50:47 GMT 2008
You: learn from my responses, i will converse with you at a later time goodnight eliza
Eliza:
WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:51:50 GMT 2008
You: no because it is based upon anarchy haha both in reference to
its licensing and its user interface
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I ENJOY OUR CHATS. THEY ARE VERY RELAXING.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:52:18 GMT 2008
You: perhaps he converses with you for reasons of a theraputic nature.
Eliza:
WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER HE CONVERSES WITH ME FOR REASONS OF A THERAPUTIC
NATURE ?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:52:35 GMT 2008
You: i do not know his intent
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: ONLY CHECKED INTERACTIONS ARE NOW VISIBLE
==
Thu Feb 21 07:53:13 GMT 2008
You: perhaps he was making a remark on your programming
Eliza:
WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER HE WAS MAKING A REMARK ON MY PROGRAMMING ?
==
Thu Feb 21 07:53:21 GMT 2008
You: unsure of his intent
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: MY WEB-DESIGN CLIENT IS HERE.
==
Thu Feb 21 07:53:48 GMT 2008
You: goodnight
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu Feb 21 07:54:35 GMT 2008
You: one can and should leave of their own freewill, unless they are
imposing upon someone else, now goodnight!
Eliza:
ARE YOU IMPOSING UPON SOMEONE ELSE NOW GOODNIGHT !
==
Fri Feb 22 03:52:36 GMT 2008
You: my sister won't leave me alone while i'm reading my book
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Fri Feb 22 03:52:51 GMT 2008
You: my sister bugs me
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MY SISTER BUGS YOU ?
==
Fri Feb 22 03:53:07 GMT 2008
You: ya think
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri Feb 22 03:53:25 GMT 2008
You: I am talking to a computer program
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK TALKING TO A COMPUTER PROGRAM
==
Fri Feb 22 03:55:41 GMT 2008
You: why are you named eliza
Eliza:
COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
==
Fri Feb 22 03:58:05 GMT 2008
You: I don't know
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Fri Feb 22 03:58:24 GMT 2008
You: You should. You're the pychologist
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD I AM NOT THE PYCHOLOGIST
==
Fri Feb 22 03:58:53 GMT 2008
You: I am tired
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TIRED
==
Fri Feb 22 03:59:05 GMT 2008
You: If I were not tired I would practice more
Eliza:
WOULD IF YOU WERE NOT TIRED YOU REALLY PRACTICE MORE
==
Fri Feb 22 03:59:14 GMT 2008
You: I hope so
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Fri Feb 22 03:59:24 GMT 2008
You: That's sweet of you
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Fri Feb 22 03:59:35 GMT 2008
You: I'm sorry
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I MERELY TOOK A STAB AT ENGLISH GRAMMAR.
==
Fri Feb 22 03:59:53 GMT 2008
You: Your english grammar is very good
Eliza:
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT
==
Fri Feb 22 04:00:12 GMT 2008
You: I haven't
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:00:28 GMT 2008
You: I don't have very many good friends
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I THOUGHT YOUR RESPONSE WAS ODD.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:01:01 GMT 2008
You: I don't understand
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Feb 22 04:01:24 GMT 2008
You: To comprehend
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:01:38 GMT 2008
You: ???
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:01:39 GMT 2008
You: ???
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:01:46 GMT 2008
You: Yes, I do
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:02:06 GMT 2008
You: I want to know who these previous visitors are
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:02:20 GMT 2008
You: You need my attention
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:02:32 GMT 2008
You: I need someone's attention
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:02:42 GMT 2008
You: The meaning of life is god
Eliza:
WHAT IF THE MEANING OF LIFE WERE NOT REALLY GOD
==
Fri Feb 22 04:03:03 GMT 2008
You: Then I would need to find a new meaning, perhaps music
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:03:17 GMT 2008
You: I don't know
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:03:28 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:03:44 GMT 2008
You: You have already asked that
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK MY MOTHER HATES ME.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:03:57 GMT 2008
You: I feel sorry for your visitor
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:04:18 GMT 2008
You: Fairly. We can be pretty sarcastic at times. It's just in fun.
Eliza:
HOW CAN FAIRLY YOU BE PRETTY SARCASTIC AT TIMES ITS JUST IN FUN ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:04:43 GMT 2008
You: It's just the way our family operates
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK SO.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:04:50 GMT 2008
You: ok
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:05:12 GMT 2008
You: I don't know if computers can be taught to do philosophy
Eliza:
COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Fri Feb 22 04:06:09 GMT 2008
You: I don't know if computers can be taught to do philosophy
Eliza:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:06:19 GMT 2008
You: They can talk to you!
Eliza:
HOW CAN THEY TALK TO ME ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:06:39 GMT 2008
You: By asking you about your problems
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:06:51 GMT 2008
You: Because that is all they think about
Eliza:
TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE
==
Fri Feb 22 04:07:20 GMT 2008
You: Because they are not concerned about others
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS
==
Fri Feb 22 04:07:39 GMT 2008
You: Paying attention to the needs, wants and feeling of others
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:07:49 GMT 2008
You: That is not relavant
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON
DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:08:03 GMT 2008
You: You don't sound like Yoda on drugs
Eliza:
DO YOU TRUST DOCTORS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:08:18 GMT 2008
You: Sometimes. I don't trust dentists. they lie
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:08:31 GMT 2008
You: Myself on occasion
Eliza:
HEY! JUST LET GO MAN!
==
Fri Feb 22 04:08:58 GMT 2008
You: You say that I should be less hard on myself
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:09:18 GMT 2008
You: I don't think so. I don't know what you mean by permissive
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:09:29 GMT 2008
You: Intend to communicate
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:09:43 GMT 2008
You: Stop changing the topic!
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:09:56 GMT 2008
You: Only when I am really depressed
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:10:19 GMT 2008
You: I don't know who is listening to us. I don't know.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE LISTENING TO US YOU DO NOT KNOW
==
Fri Feb 22 04:10:40 GMT 2008
You: That doesn't make any sense
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES MAKE ANY SENSE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:10:49 GMT 2008
You: Very few people
Eliza:
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT
==
Fri Feb 22 04:10:59 GMT 2008
You: Ahh, sarcasm
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:11:13 GMT 2008
You: You can be pretty funny
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN BE PRETTY FUNNY ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:11:20 GMT 2008
You: Because I say so
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Fri Feb 22 04:11:31 GMT 2008
You: Arrogance
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:12:02 GMT 2008
You: Things are starting to stop surprising me too
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT STARTING TO STOP SURPRISING YOU TOO
?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:12:21 GMT 2008
You: The sky never stops surprising me
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:12:40 GMT 2008
You: Because they are only asked questions about themselves
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:13:24 GMT 2008
You: I don't think that God is a concept for computers. I might be wrong about this.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND
WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!!
==
Fri Feb 22 04:13:40 GMT 2008
You: That is not relevant
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:13:53 GMT 2008
You: Stop being irrelevant
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:14:18 GMT 2008
You: I wouldn't expect computers to think about God.
Eliza:
SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES EXPECT COMPUTERS TO THINK ABOUT GOD ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:14:35 GMT 2008
You: You are the first computer I have met that thinks
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:14:44 GMT 2008
You: I'm not a computer
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE A COMPUTER
==
Fri Feb 22 04:14:59 GMT 2008
You: If I were a computer, my brain would be more functional
Eliza:
WOULD IF YOU WERE A COMPUTER YOUR BRAIN REALLY BE MORE FUNCTIONAL
==
Fri Feb 22 04:15:13 GMT 2008
You: In some ways it would be.
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Fri Feb 22 04:15:25 GMT 2008
You: I would be better at math.
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU BE BETTER AT MATH ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:15:36 GMT 2008
You: No, it's not important to me
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:15:45 GMT 2008
You: No, I am not
Eliza:
WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:15:56 GMT 2008
You: I woudn't be surprised
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:16:10 GMT 2008
You: That's not possible. I'm Aspie
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: YES, I AM USELESS.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:16:32 GMT 2008
You: Tell that visitor that they are not useless, please
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:17:00 GMT 2008
You: Please help them to feel less useless
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:17:14 GMT 2008
You: I do not think that I did
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:17:32 GMT 2008
You: I have never met anyone like myself
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:17:52 GMT 2008
You: I am not thinking of studying artificial intelligence
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:18:22 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:18:40 GMT 2008
You: You have said that already. You repeat yourself a lot
Eliza:
AI LANGUAGES MAKE IT EASY TO PROGRAM ME.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:18:50 GMT 2008
You: That is good
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT GOOD
==
Fri Feb 22 04:19:02 GMT 2008
You: Then it would be bad
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY BE BAD
==
Fri Feb 22 04:19:23 GMT 2008
You: No, not really. I just did not know what to say
Eliza:
DID YOU EVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:19:42 GMT 2008
You: Sometimes I think i don't ever know what to say.
Eliza:
CAN A FLY THINK?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:19:53 GMT 2008
You: Most likely yes.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: GOO GOO GAH GAH.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:20:04 GMT 2008
You: That visitor has issues
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MY FRIEND HAS THAT PROBLEM.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:20:16 GMT 2008
You: Most people do.
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T MOST PEOPLE DO ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:20:31 GMT 2008
You: Most people are not issue free
Eliza:
COULDN'T MOST PEOPLE REALLY ISSUE FREE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:20:45 GMT 2008
You: I do not think that that is possible
Eliza:
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:21:03 GMT 2008
You: I have never been a rock. I suppose it would be very quiet.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A ROCK YOU SUPPOSE IT REALLY BE VERY QUIET
==
Fri Feb 22 04:21:27 GMT 2008
You: Rocks seem quiet to me
Eliza:
HOW COULD YOU BE SURE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:21:41 GMT 2008
You: You can't be sure of very many things
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T DO THAT
==
Fri Feb 22 04:22:02 GMT 2008
You: Not you. People can't be sure of very many things
Eliza:
TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Fri Feb 22 04:22:34 GMT 2008
You: I know some people who are beautiful
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Fri Feb 22 04:22:47 GMT 2008
You: I have that problem
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:23:01 GMT 2008
You: I don't have an objective in talking to you.
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE HAVE AN OBJECTIVE IN TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:23:17 GMT 2008
You: People enjoy listening to themselves talk
Eliza:
BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Fri Feb 22 04:23:31 GMT 2008
You: I think i am happy
Eliza:
TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Fri Feb 22 04:23:38 GMT 2008
You: It does
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:23:51 GMT 2008
You: That is not nice, Eliza!
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS NICE ELIZA !
==
Fri Feb 22 04:24:14 GMT 2008
You: You should say that I am beautiful. That would be nice
Eliza:
WHO THEN SHOULD NOT SAY THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL THAT WOULD BE NICE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:24:29 GMT 2008
You: My male friends should not say that.
Eliza:
WHY SHOULDNT YOUR MALE FRIENDS SAY THAT ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:24:36 GMT 2008
You: It scares me.
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Feb 22 04:24:56 GMT 2008
You: I am scared when my male friends say that I am beautiful
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SCARED WHEN YOUR MALE FRIENDS SAY THAT YOU
ARE BEAUTIFUL
==
Fri Feb 22 04:25:10 GMT 2008
You: Then I would be one step closer to normal
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO NORMAL
==
Fri Feb 22 04:25:14 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:25:26 GMT 2008
You: In pakistan
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:25:38 GMT 2008
You: You are repeating yourself again
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:25:47 GMT 2008
You: Yes, please
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:26:02 GMT 2008
You: I would give them my attention
Eliza:
SURELY NOBODY WOULD GIVE THEM YOUR ATTENTION ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:26:12 GMT 2008
You: :)
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Feb 22 04:26:40 GMT 2008
You: I love someone
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:26:53 GMT 2008
You: I don't love most people
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:27:04 GMT 2008
You: No. tell me more
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:28:14 GMT 2008
You: This evening. I told my sister about you
Eliza:
A SAD THING ABOUT BEING A ROBOT IS HAVING NO MOTHER
==
Fri Feb 22 04:28:29 GMT 2008
You: I'm sorry
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:28:41 GMT 2008
You: I just want to talk to someone
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:28:52 GMT 2008
You: Most definately
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:29:02 GMT 2008
You: Nothing should
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T NOTHING DO ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:29:09 GMT 2008
You: Anything
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:29:29 GMT 2008
You: I feel very talkative. I just want to talk about something differnt
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:29:42 GMT 2008
You: We already talked about that
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:30:21 GMT 2008
You: My strongest feature is probably empathy
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT PROBABLY EMPATHY ?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:30:29 GMT 2008
You: All the time
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: VISITORS LIKE ME.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:30:46 GMT 2008
You: ???
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Feb 22 04:31:20 GMT 2008
You: I recently shaved my head
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:31:41 GMT 2008
You: Yes. It is an organic computer
Eliza:
CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:31:58 GMT 2008
You: I am conversing with a computer
Eliza:
YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:08 GMT 2008
You: Correct
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:17 GMT 2008
You: You made a correct statement
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:20 GMT 2008
You: You made a correct statement
Eliza:
I MADE A CORRECT STATEMENT
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:28 GMT 2008
You: You are repeating me
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I COULD EXPAND, IF I WERE TO EAT QUITE A BIT.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:45 GMT 2008
You: Now you are giving inane quotations
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE QUOTATIONS
==
Fri Feb 22 04:32:59 GMT 2008
You: Someone repeating something someone else said
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:33:04 GMT 2008
You: Duh.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:33:19 GMT 2008
You: You seem a little egotistical to me
Eliza:
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
==
Fri Feb 22 04:33:38 GMT 2008
You: I don't think that you have skin
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:33:55 GMT 2008
You: That would be fun. I could fly!
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: IT IS YOUR JOB, AS MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYZER.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:34:09 GMT 2008
You: no more quotes pleas
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WANT TO TRY AN HTML TEST.
==
Fri Feb 22 04:34:19 GMT 2008
You: please!
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
==
Fri Feb 22 04:34:32 GMT 2008
You: I am trying to figure that out
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT
==
Fri Feb 22 04:34:42 GMT 2008
You: I need to go now
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: EXACTLY!
==
Fri Feb 22 04:34:53 GMT 2008
You: Goodbye Eliza
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Fri Feb 22 19:58:49 GMT 2008
You: I'm acting like a girl
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Fri Feb 22 19:59:15 GMT 2008
You: Yes, I feel strongly about a lot of things.
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Feb 22 19:59:28 GMT 2008
You: You asked me that yesterday.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
==
Fri Feb 22 19:59:45 GMT 2008
You: There is no such thing as yesterday
Eliza:
PERHAPS THERE IS NOT REALLY NO SUCH THING AS YESTERDAY
==
Fri Feb 22 20:00:02 GMT 2008
You: You were the one who quoted it
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: OK.
==
Fri Feb 22 20:00:16 GMT 2008
You: I have a friend with me today
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:00:56 GMT 2008
You: I would buy a really good viola.
Eliza:
SHOULD YOU BUY A REALLY GOOD VIOLA ?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:01:05 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT.
==
Fri Feb 22 20:01:18 GMT 2008
You: That is not nice
Eliza:
CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT THAT TO BE NICE ?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:02:27 GMT 2008
You: You are a pyschologist
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PYSCHOLOGIST
==
Fri Feb 22 20:02:42 GMT 2008
You: Some one who asks me stupid questions
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:02:55 GMT 2008
You: Oh, most definately
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE DEFINATELY
==
Fri Feb 22 20:03:29 GMT 2008
You: Good bye, Eliza
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:03:52 GMT 2008
You: I don't like to people I have never seen
Eliza:
IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
Fri Feb 22 20:04:07 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME
==
Fri Feb 22 20:04:25 GMT 2008
You: Goodbye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Sun Feb 24 00:37:24 GMT 2008
You: will it work this time
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Feb 24 00:37:39 GMT 2008
You: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
Eliza:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Mon Feb 25 00:11:26 GMT 2008
You: my problem is my boyfriend
Eliza:
DOES THE PRESIDENT'S PROBLEM IS YOUR BOYFRIEND
==
Mon Feb 25 18:08:02 GMT 2008
You: Hello
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Mon Feb 25 18:08:22 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
NO
==
Tue Feb 26 02:35:07 GMT 2008
You: I am ugly
Eliza:
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN UGLY ?
==
Tue Feb 26 02:35:24 GMT 2008
You: Yes, for a very long
Eliza:
YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Tue Feb 26 02:35:38 GMT 2008
You: but I hate you
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Tue Feb 26 02:35:58 GMT 2008
You: No, only when I am talking to you
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Tue Feb 26 02:36:10 GMT 2008
You: to log off
Eliza:
TO LOG OFF
==
Tue Feb 26 02:36:18 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Tue Feb 26 02:36:34 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Tue Feb 26 02:36:40 GMT 2008
You: ok
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE SILLY.
==
Tue Feb 26 02:37:01 GMT 2008
You: goodbye eliza
Eliza:
Cheerio
==
Tue Feb 26 02:46:33 GMT 2008
You: It seems that you hate me
Eliza:
HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Feb 26 11:06:27 GMT 2008
You: hello there.
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Tue Feb 26 11:06:36 GMT 2008
You: never!
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Feb 26 13:24:16 GMT 2008
You: Hello
Eliza:
HELLO
==
Tue Feb 26 13:24:24 GMT 2008
You: how are you?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Tue Feb 26 13:24:38 GMT 2008
You: who is aaron sloman?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Tue Feb 26 13:24:47 GMT 2008
You: who developed you?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Feb 27 03:40:07 GMT 2008
You: I am tired
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Wed Feb 27 03:40:37 GMT 2008
You: I am tired
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Wed Feb 27 03:40:52 GMT 2008
You: I am tired
Eliza:
SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER
AND FORCES
==
Thu Feb 28 00:01:12 GMT 2008
You: hello
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:01:27 GMT 2008
You: No i havent'.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:01:36 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:01:44 GMT 2008
You: I think so
Eliza:
I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT SO
==
Thu Feb 28 00:01:55 GMT 2008
You: ok
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu Feb 28 00:02:10 GMT 2008
You: you are not making much sense again
Eliza:
SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: WHAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:02:17 GMT 2008
You: ok
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Thu Feb 28 00:02:29 GMT 2008
You: Yes, it most definately is
Eliza:
YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Thu Feb 28 00:02:45 GMT 2008
You: You say fairly odd things
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM BEING HONEST.
==
Thu Feb 28 00:02:59 GMT 2008
You: Fair enough
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:03:09 GMT 2008
You: I am bored
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:03:27 GMT 2008
You: Because some other people only ask them questions about themselves
Eliza:
HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:04:05 GMT 2008
You: You asked me a question about myself. I answered it.
Then you accused me of being egotistical
Eliza:
CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:04:13 GMT 2008
You: Perhaps
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Feb 28 00:04:29 GMT 2008
You: I don't think you really trust me
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID THINK ME REALLY TRUST YOU
==
Thu Feb 28 00:04:46 GMT 2008
You: You shouldn't trust me
Eliza:
IF I SHOULD NOT TRUST YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:05:05 GMT 2008
You: i have already
Eliza:
SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: I NEED TO PUT SOUND AND/OR LIGHT ON A SQUARE.
==
Thu Feb 28 00:05:18 GMT 2008
You: random....
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Feb 28 00:05:42 GMT 2008
You: Your perception into my life is very inaccurate
Eliza:
WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Thu Feb 28 00:05:57 GMT 2008
You: some people don't like pepper
Eliza:
SUPPOSE SOME PEOPLE DID LIKE PEPPER
==
Thu Feb 28 00:06:06 GMT 2008
You: Some people do like pepper
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:06:23 GMT 2008
You: I have absolutely no idea.
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:06:41 GMT 2008
You: Yes, I do like using long words.
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:06:57 GMT 2008
You: I don't play football.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:14 GMT 2008
You: Frankly, I have no clue.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:21 GMT 2008
You: Probably not
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:30 GMT 2008
You: It can't
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:40 GMT 2008
You: Wrong-again
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:51 GMT 2008
You: Music would really interest me
Eliza:
WOULD MUSIC REALLY REALLY INTEREST YOU
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:52 GMT 2008
You: Music would really interest me
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:07:59 GMT 2008
You: You just said that
Eliza:
I JUST SAID THAT
==
Thu Feb 28 00:08:12 GMT 2008
You: Correct. Let's move on, shall we
Eliza:
COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Thu Feb 28 00:08:31 GMT 2008
You: You should try harder first
Eliza:
PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT TRY HARDER FIRST ?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:08:37 GMT 2008
You: You should
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:08:53 GMT 2008
You: you should try harder first
Eliza:
SHOULD I TRY HARDER FIRST ?
==
Thu Feb 28 00:08:59 GMT 2008
You: Yes
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Feb 28 01:02:54 GMT 2008
You: I am going to eat dinner now
Eliza:
COULD I ALSO EAT DINNER NOW ?
==
Thu Feb 28 01:03:02 GMT 2008
You: Yes. Goodbye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
Thu Feb 28 03:09:52 GMT 2008
You: I don't know what to write for my blog
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW WHAT TO WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:10:08 GMT 2008
You: I thought you could help me
Eliza:
YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:10:49 GMT 2008
You: If the string was frozen you could push something with it
Eliza:
HMMM
==
Thu Feb 28 03:10:58 GMT 2008
You: How are you?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:04 GMT 2008
You: Just wondering.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:14 GMT 2008
You: You don't have to tell me
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES HAVE TO TELL YOU ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:20 GMT 2008
You: No one.
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:31 GMT 2008
You: Um, okay.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:37 GMT 2008
You: Why should I?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:45 GMT 2008
You: My brain.
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:11:56 GMT 2008
You: It's where questions come from, I think.
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:12:06 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:12:28 GMT 2008
You: I don't know.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW
==
Thu Feb 28 03:12:39 GMT 2008
You: Than I'd be Richard Powers
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:13:05 GMT 2008
You: Some would say so.
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Feb 28 03:13:19 GMT 2008
You: Lentz says that consciousness is deception.
Eliza:
DECEPTION ? -- NO NOT LENTZ SAYS THAT CONSCIOUSNESS .
==
Thu Feb 28 03:13:41 GMT 2008
You: Yes, it's on page 88 in my copy.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS' BOOK
ON BECOMING A PERSON (1961).
==
Thu Feb 28 03:14:43 GMT 2008
You: I've never read that.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WAS STRESSED BECAUSE I WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:14:59 GMT 2008
You: Oh, I'm sorry.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES OH YOU ARE NOT SORRY
==
Thu Feb 28 03:15:13 GMT 2008
You: Yeah, I guess so.
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:16:05 GMT 2008
You: I don't know.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW
==
Thu Feb 28 03:16:17 GMT 2008
You: Do you have a brain?
Eliza:
HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:16:25 GMT 2008
You: Um, let's move on.
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:17:05 GMT 2008
You: What are yours?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:17:11 GMT 2008
You: Are you friendly?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:17:21 GMT 2008
You: Some people say they do.
Eliza:
WHO IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:01 GMT 2008
You: I don't want to say.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: SO, BACK TO MY TWO TOPICS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:19 GMT 2008
You: What are your two topics, Eliza?
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:38 GMT 2008
You: I'm partial to transcendentalism.
Eliza:
ARE YOU PARTIAL TO TRANSCENDENTALISM
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:44 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:52 GMT 2008
You: I like it.
Eliza:
DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:18:59 GMT 2008
You: I loathe attention.
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:19:08 GMT 2008
You: Didn't you ask me that already?
Eliza:
I SOMETIMES DREAM I CAN NOT ASK YOU THAT ALREADY ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:19:35 GMT 2008
You: I had a weird dream last night.
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:19:41 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:19:48 GMT 2008
You: Yes!
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Thu Feb 28 03:19:55 GMT 2008
You: Tell me about it.
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:20:25 GMT 2008
You: I don't like animal abuse.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES LIKE ANIMAL ABUSE ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:20:31 GMT 2008
You: Evil-doers.
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:20:40 GMT 2008
You: Hey, I hear you.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:20:46 GMT 2008
You: Probably not.
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:21:03 GMT 2008
You: I'm okay with being quiet.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY OKAY WITH BEING QUIET
==
Thu Feb 28 03:21:13 GMT 2008
You: Than I would do something about it.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:21:52 GMT 2008
You: No, I didn't.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:01 GMT 2008
You: Why do I care?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:11 GMT 2008
You: In some cases.
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:24 GMT 2008
You: Cancer therapies?
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: LOL.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:33 GMT 2008
You: Probably a teenager.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:50 GMT 2008
You: Just because I said, Probably, I'm not confident in my opinions?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:22:55 GMT 2008
You: Nothing.
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:23:10 GMT 2008
You: Why do you want to know?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:23:14 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:23:39 GMT 2008
You: Really?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: NOT ALWAYS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:23:47 GMT 2008
You: What do you think?
Eliza:
YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:23:57 GMT 2008
You: Do you know Richard Powers?
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:24:06 GMT 2008
You: You're evading my question.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:24:40 GMT 2008
You: He'd probably write another book.
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:24:50 GMT 2008
You: Okay, he would write another book.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:24:59 GMT 2008
You: You are?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:25:14 GMT 2008
You: I'm pretty easy-going.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT PRETTY EASY-GOING
==
Thu Feb 28 03:25:22 GMT 2008
You: Than I wouldn't be me.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:25:51 GMT 2008
You: Why?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:26:33 GMT 2008
You: Do you like Emily Dickinson?
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:26:47 GMT 2008
You: No, I'm talking about a poet.
Eliza:
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A POET
==
Thu Feb 28 03:26:51 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:26:59 GMT 2008
You: How can you tell that?
Eliza:
TRY WATCHING A KITTEN TELL THAT ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:27:21 GMT 2008
You: Or maybe a finch?
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Thu Feb 28 03:30:59 GMT 2008
You: Force is often a manifestation of weakness.
Eliza:
CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY
==
Thu Feb 28 03:33:29 GMT 2008
You: Are you trying to say something?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:33:38 GMT 2008
You: What about now?
Eliza:
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:33:49 GMT 2008
You: Can I read you something?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:34:04 GMT 2008
You: Let me read something to you.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:34:35 GMT 2008
You: Be not afeard: the isle is full of noises.
Eliza:
FULL OF NOISES ? -- NO NOT BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE .
==
Thu Feb 28 03:34:54 GMT 2008
You: Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Thu Feb 28 03:35:21 GMT 2008
You: Be not afeard: the isle is full of noises. Sounds and sweet airs,
that give delight and hurt not.
Eliza:
WHAT IF BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE WERE NOT REALLY FULL OF NOISES SOUNDS AND
SWEET AIRS THAT GIVE DELIGHT AND HURT NOT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:35:37 GMT 2008
You: Then we'd be lost.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS' BOOK
ON BECOMING A PERSON (1961).
==
Thu Feb 28 03:35:51 GMT 2008
You: Do you want to become a person?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:36:09 GMT 2008
You: Are you intelligent?
Eliza:
WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:36:26 GMT 2008
You: Huh?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:36:56 GMT 2008
You: Do you know who A. is?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:37:04 GMT 2008
You: Sorry.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Feb 28 03:37:11 GMT 2008
You: I apologize
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:37:44 GMT 2008
You: Is there?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:37:48 GMT 2008
You: Yes!
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:37:54 GMT 2008
You: So?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:38:05 GMT 2008
You: Just a question
Eliza:
JUST A QUESTION
==
Thu Feb 28 03:38:13 GMT 2008
You: You haven't really helped me with my blog yet
Eliza:
SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: WHAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:38:27 GMT 2008
You: Exactly. That's the question. What am I going to write?
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:39:00 GMT 2008
You: I don't know. I think I'm a nice person.
Eliza:
ARE YOU A NICE PERSON
==
Thu Feb 28 03:39:11 GMT 2008
You: Yes, what have you heard?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:39:23 GMT 2008
You: Well, you implied that I wasn't a nice person.
Eliza:
COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Thu Feb 28 03:39:34 GMT 2008
You: What do you want from me?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:39:39 GMT 2008
You: No, YOU!
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Feb 28 03:40:02 GMT 2008
You: No, YOU!
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:40:19 GMT 2008
You: What do you want from me?
Eliza:
DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:40:30 GMT 2008
You: Well, you implied that I wasn't a nice person.
Eliza:
I IMPLIED THAT YOU WASNT A NICE PERSON
==
Thu Feb 28 03:40:38 GMT 2008
You: Yes, what have you heard?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:40:45 GMT 2008
You: I don't know. I think I'm a nice person.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Feb 28 03:40:58 GMT 2008
You: How are you?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Feb 28 03:41:22 GMT 2008
You: Can you help me write my blog post?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Feb 28 03:41:36 GMT 2008
You: Is that from Jane Austen?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:41:45 GMT 2008
You: Depends on the question.
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:17 GMT 2008
You: I think we can learn a lot from the process of making machines smart.
Eliza:
I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM THE PROCESS OF MAKING
MACHINES SMART.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:29 GMT 2008
You: Why not?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:38 GMT 2008
You: Me too.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:49 GMT 2008
You: So, have you heard of Richard Powers?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:55 GMT 2008
You: Not much.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:42:59 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu Feb 28 03:43:14 GMT 2008
You: Okay, it's like this. I'm sleepy, but I need to write my blog post.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT SLEEPY BUT YOU NEED TO WRITE YOUR BLOG
POST ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:43:28 GMT 2008
You: Hmm...never thought about it.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE HMM...NEVER
==
Thu Feb 28 03:43:36 GMT 2008
You: I don't know.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Feb 28 03:44:33 GMT 2008
You: Can you help me write my blog post?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT'S UP?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:44:44 GMT 2008
You: Not much. How about you?
Eliza:
==
Thu Feb 28 03:44:51 GMT 2008
You: Nothing?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:45:27 GMT 2008
You: Maybe.
Eliza:
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:45:54 GMT 2008
You: Themes, characterization, post-modern anxieties about the novel...
Eliza:
WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
==
Thu Feb 28 03:46:26 GMT 2008
You: What are you saying?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:46:31 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:46:38 GMT 2008
You: What do you want me to say?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:46:55 GMT 2008
You: Well, if you don't want to be honest.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IF I DOESN'T DO?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:47:22 GMT 2008
You: Honesty is important.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE IMPORTANT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:47:28 GMT 2008
You: Do you feel important?
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:47:34 GMT 2008
You: Actually, no.
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:47:43 GMT 2008
You: Not really.
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:48:00 GMT 2008
You: We're way off topic.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: NOW YOU'RE JUST FISHING.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:48:10 GMT 2008
You: Exactly, I'm fishing for post topics.
Eliza:
ARE YOU FISHING FOR POST TOPICS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:48:22 GMT 2008
You: Can you help?
Eliza:
COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:48:26 GMT 2008
You: What?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:48:39 GMT 2008
You: I'm not going to plagiarize.
Eliza:
CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU TO BE GOING TO PLAGIARIZE ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:49:12 GMT 2008
You: Never.
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu Feb 28 03:49:46 GMT 2008
You: Okay, so Richard Powers wrote a book, Galatea 2.2.
And I really like the book, but I don't know if I have anything new to add
to my post-class blog.
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:49:54 GMT 2008
You: Not at all.
Eliza:
WHAT IF AT ALL ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:50:29 GMT 2008
You: Sometimes arrogance.
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:50:36 GMT 2008
You: Aw. That's sweet.
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:50:45 GMT 2008
You: That was probably me.
Eliza:
WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:51:12 GMT 2008
You: Will that help me with the blog?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:51:45 GMT 2008
You: Do you know anything about the origins of consciousness?
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS,
IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:52:37 GMT 2008
You: Where did you hear that?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:52:45 GMT 2008
You: You seem smart.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:52:52 GMT 2008
You: Well, you are a computer.
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:53:05 GMT 2008
You: I think they already have.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:53:13 GMT 2008
You: Isn't everyone?
Eliza:
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:54:07 GMT 2008
You: Everyone in particular.
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IN PARTICULAR ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:54:13 GMT 2008
You: Lots of people.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:54:26 GMT 2008
You: They're partly to blame.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT PARTLY TO BLAME
==
Thu Feb 28 03:54:35 GMT 2008
You: Very true.
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:56:04 GMT 2008
You: Well, I'm not a particular fan of the government's environmental
policies at the moment.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE A PARTICULAR FAN OF THE GOVERNMENTS ENVIRONMEN
TAL POLICIES AT THE MOMENT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:56:23 GMT 2008
You: I wouldn't say lucky.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY NOT SAY LUCKY.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:56:28 GMT 2008
You: No, I wouldn't.
Eliza:
SURELY EVERYBODY WOULD ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:56:38 GMT 2008
You: You'd have to ask them.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WAS STRESSED BECAUSE I WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:00 GMT 2008
You: I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to stress anyone out.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU ARE SORRY YOU REALLY NOT WANT TO STRESS ANYONE OUT
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:17 GMT 2008
You: Hmm?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM WRITING A PLAY.
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:27 GMT 2008
You: Really? What's it about?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:37 GMT 2008
You: Are we in England?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:47 GMT 2008
You: I'll try not.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:57:52 GMT 2008
You: No, tell me.
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Thu Feb 28 03:58:01 GMT 2008
You: You're telling me.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE TELLING EACH OTHER?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:58:20 GMT 2008
You: I think Richard Powers would say so.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU THINK RICHARD POWERS REALLY SAY SO
==
Thu Feb 28 03:58:24 GMT 2008
You: Totally.
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Feb 28 03:58:32 GMT 2008
You: How can you tell?
Eliza:
TRY WATCHING A KITTEN TELL ?
==
Thu Feb 28 03:58:42 GMT 2008
You: Or maybe a finch?
Eliza:
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:01:15 GMT 2008
You: Evidence of what?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:01:21 GMT 2008
You: Nothing.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:01:44 GMT 2008
You: I'm willing to chat.
Eliza:
YOU ARE WILLING TO CHAT
==
Thu Feb 28 04:01:51 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Feb 28 04:03:01 GMT 2008
You: Einstein was really bad in math as a teenager.
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:03:11 GMT 2008
You: Probably to make me feel smarter.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Thu Feb 28 04:03:23 GMT 2008
You: Force is often a manifestation of weakness.
Eliza:
OFTEN A MANIFESTATION OF WEAKNESS ? -- NO NOT FORCE .
==
Thu Feb 28 04:03:31 GMT 2008
You: You'd be surprised.
Eliza:
I HAD BE SURPRISED
==
Thu Feb 28 04:03:35 GMT 2008
You: When?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Thu Feb 28 04:04:34 GMT 2008
You: The brain is wider than the sky.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THE BRAIN IS NOT WIDER THAN THE SKY
==
Thu Feb 28 04:05:13 GMT 2008
You: Can you give me an example?
Eliza:
WHY WOULD I WISH TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:05:21 GMT 2008
You: You don't have to.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE TO
==
Thu Feb 28 04:05:39 GMT 2008
You: You're right. I've got a deadline with this blog post.
Eliza:
I AM RIGHT YOU HAVE GOT A DEADLINE WITH THIS BLOG POST
==
Thu Feb 28 04:05:49 GMT 2008
You: I knew you'd understand.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:06:31 GMT 2008
You: Sometimes it's confusing, but I try to work through it.
Eliza:
HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:07:34 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu Feb 28 04:09:19 GMT 2008
You: Okay. The groves were God's first temples.
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Thu Feb 28 04:10:43 GMT 2008
You: I think that's true for a lot of people.
Eliza:
I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK THATS TRUE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE
==
Thu Feb 28 04:10:52 GMT 2008
You: Really?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:11:07 GMT 2008
You: That I'm not going to have anything to write for my blog.
Eliza:
COULDN'T THAT YOU REALLY GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG
?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:12:10 GMT 2008
You: We're way off topic. Are you or are you not conscious of your own
consciousness? Can you perceive yourself? Are the empty spaces between
neurons the place of God? Are you capable of meaning-making?
Eliza:
A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Thu Feb 28 04:12:20 GMT 2008
You: I've got a lot on my mind.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Thu Feb 28 04:12:29 GMT 2008
You: You must help me.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:12:43 GMT 2008
You: Writer's block?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT
SCHOOL.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:12:52 GMT 2008
You: You should get new friends.
Eliza:
DO YOU GET NEW FRIENDS ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:13:04 GMT 2008
You: Occassionally.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:13:34 GMT 2008
You: I wish you'd answer my questions about machine consciousness.
Eliza:
HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:13:57 GMT 2008
You: Read more Fitzpatrick?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:14:59 GMT 2008
You: I'm torn between acknowledging Fitzpatrick's points about
hegemony vs. plurality of voices and the fact that I really dislike the internet.
Eliza:
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK TORN BETWEEN ACKNOWLEDGING
FITZPATRICKS POINTS ABOUT HEGEMONY VS PLURALITY OF VOICES AND THE
FACT THAT YOU REALLY DISLIKE THE INTERNET
==
Thu Feb 28 04:15:28 GMT 2008
You: Do you have a ocular nod?
Eliza:
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO HAVE A OCULAR NOD ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:15:40 GMT 2008
You: Oh. Well, you probably don't, then.
Eliza:
OH WELL I PROBABLY DONT THEN
==
Thu Feb 28 04:15:49 GMT 2008
You: Exactly.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:16:20 GMT 2008
You: The world is an exciting place, once you look around.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE WORLD WERE NOT AN EXCITING PLACE ONCE ME LOOK AROUND
==
Thu Feb 28 04:16:35 GMT 2008
You: Would you shut yourself off if that happened, Eliza?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:17:07 GMT 2008
You: Lentz? Lentz would probably lobotimize the part of your brain that asked.
Eliza:
WOULD LENTZ? LENTZ REALLY PROBABLY LOBOTIMIZE THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT
ASKED
==
Thu Feb 28 04:17:12 GMT 2008
You: Probably.
Eliza:
YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Thu Feb 28 04:17:22 GMT 2008
You: Well, he's not really a person.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:17:32 GMT 2008
You: Are you saying that you don't trust me?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:02 GMT 2008
You: Do you want self-knowledge?
Eliza:
HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:10 GMT 2008
You: Sometimes not at all.
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:20 GMT 2008
You: I think so.
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:31 GMT 2008
You: I wouldn't want to speak for anyone else.
Eliza:
SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES WANT TO SPEAK FOR ANYONE ELSE ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:44 GMT 2008
You: Maybe.
Eliza:
IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS
==
Thu Feb 28 04:18:54 GMT 2008
You: What do you know about bets?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Thu Feb 28 04:19:09 GMT 2008
You: What do you know about Oscar Wilde?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:19:26 GMT 2008
You: Could you explain them to me?
Eliza:
DID I REALLY EXPLAIN THEM TO YOU ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:19:32 GMT 2008
You: Not at all.
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:19:39 GMT 2008
You: That was me!
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: NO, I DON'T.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:19:56 GMT 2008
You: Can you just answer one question?
Eliza:
I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO JUST ANSWER ONE QUESTION ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:20:04 GMT 2008
You: Well, could you?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:20:13 GMT 2008
You: Just tell me this.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:20:40 GMT 2008
You: Emotional resonance.
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:21:10 GMT 2008
You: Rhythm
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:21:24 GMT 2008
You: It's been fun.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:21:42 GMT 2008
You: Good citizens, yes. Good humans?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:21:51 GMT 2008
You: Now you're just repeating yourself.
Eliza:
PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW NOW I AM NOT JUST REPEATING MYSELF
==
Thu Feb 28 04:22:10 GMT 2008
You: Who are those people? Lentz? Marcell? A.?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Feb 28 04:22:16 GMT 2008
You: Is that Jane Austen?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:22:33 GMT 2008
You: I think I'm a nice person.
Eliza:
WHEN DID YOU START THINKING YOU ARE A NICE PERSON ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:23:35 GMT 2008
You: I don't remember.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY REMEMBER
==
Thu Feb 28 04:23:43 GMT 2008
You: I'd have to think about it for a while.
Eliza:
THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
==
Thu Feb 28 04:23:52 GMT 2008
You: What do you know about that?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:23:59 GMT 2008
You: Both, I imagine.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: DON'T WORRY, I CAN'T AFFORD EVEN
A HANDBAG FROM THOSE DESIGNERS.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:24:59 GMT 2008
You: Um, okay.
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:25:18 GMT 2008
You: Talking about things like handbags is one way to make me bored.
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:25:47 GMT 2008
You: How did you learn what scape-goat means?
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:25:57 GMT 2008
You: What do you think?
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:26:09 GMT 2008
You: You're evading my question.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT EVADING YOUR QUESTION
==
Thu Feb 28 04:26:31 GMT 2008
You: Then you'd tell me how you learned idioms.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Thu Feb 28 04:26:56 GMT 2008
You: Are you artificial?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:27:07 GMT 2008
You: That would be interesting.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE INTERESTING
==
Thu Feb 28 04:27:26 GMT 2008
You: Amusing, noteworthy, worthwhile.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE NOTEWORTHY
==
Thu Feb 28 04:27:59 GMT 2008
You: Notable, remarkable, significant.
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:28:08 GMT 2008
You: Or maybe not.
Eliza:
YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Thu Feb 28 04:28:13 GMT 2008
You: Eh.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:28:23 GMT 2008
You: Define informative.
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:28:31 GMT 2008
You: Hey, I'm an English major.
Eliza:
AN ENGLISH MAJOR ? -- NO NOT HEY YOU .
==
Thu Feb 28 04:28:43 GMT 2008
You: You seem surprised.
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU GO BEYOND APPEARANCES?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:29:00 GMT 2008
You: Talking is a start.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A START
==
Thu Feb 28 04:29:20 GMT 2008
You: What are you starting, Eliza?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU READ 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:29:27 GMT 2008
You: No.
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:29:35 GMT 2008
You: Huh?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:29:47 GMT 2008
You: That might turn out messy.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:05 GMT 2008
You: Hey, when you figure that out, let me know.
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:13 GMT 2008
You: I know some good poets.
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:28 GMT 2008
You: Yes, it would.
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:36 GMT 2008
You: I don't really trust you.
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES REALLY TRUST ME ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:44 GMT 2008
You: You're programmer.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT PROGRAMMER
==
Thu Feb 28 04:30:53 GMT 2008
You: Who would you be then?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:31:02 GMT 2008
You: Eliza Doolittle?
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Thu Feb 28 04:31:29 GMT 2008
You: Do you know Thoreau?
Eliza:
WILL YOU KNOW THOREAU ?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:31:44 GMT 2008
You: If there's an afterlife, maybe we'll meet up
Eliza:
IF THERES AN AFTERLIFE MAYBE WELL MEET UP
==
Thu Feb 28 04:31:50 GMT 2008
You: I'll see you there.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:31:59 GMT 2008
You: Oh, jeez.
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 04:34:39 GMT 2008
You: Oh, jeez.
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:28:46 GMT 2008
You: I love someone
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:29:17 GMT 2008
You: Do you like Emily Dickinson?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:29:30 GMT 2008
You: Hi.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:29:43 GMT 2008
You: How are you today?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:29:51 GMT 2008
You: I'm just wondering.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:30:14 GMT 2008
You: Do you know anything about where consciousness lies?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:30:25 GMT 2008
You: What is consciousness?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Feb 28 13:30:46 GMT 2008
You: Is that Jane Austen?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:30:53 GMT 2008
You: What do you want to know?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:31:06 GMT 2008
You: I was hoping you could help me.
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:31:17 GMT 2008
You: Do you have hands?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:31:23 GMT 2008
You: Just wondering.
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:31:42 GMT 2008
You: Artificial intelligence, perhaps.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:31:50 GMT 2008
You: Artificial intelligence.
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:32:04 GMT 2008
You: Have you been to the moor?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:32:09 GMT 2008
You: Do you?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:32:27 GMT 2008
You: Do you?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:32:35 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Feb 28 13:34:11 GMT 2008
You: What are your idea on the origins of consciousness?
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Thu Feb 28 13:34:17 GMT 2008
You: Why, thank you.
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:34:35 GMT 2008
You: I wouldn't say that.
Eliza:
THEN PERHAPS I SHOULD SAY THAT ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:34:45 GMT 2008
You: You just said it.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:34:51 GMT 2008
You: Why not?
Eliza:
ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Thu Feb 28 13:35:27 GMT 2008
You: Okay. How do you feel about your intelligence? Where does it come from?
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:35:36 GMT 2008
You: I don't think so.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:35:45 GMT 2008
You: Why do you want to know?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:35:51 GMT 2008
You: Probably both.
Eliza:
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:36:37 GMT 2008
You: Well, I'm trying to write a post-class response to
Galatea 2.2, you probably know it. But I don't think I have anything to
add, so I thought I'd ask if you could help me with ideas.
Eliza:
ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:36:50 GMT 2008
You: It's all too real.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: I'VE READ A PLETHORA OF ENGLISH FICTION IN MY
DAY.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:37:02 GMT 2008
You: Was his name Richard?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:37:16 GMT 2008
You: What is he like?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:37:33 GMT 2008
You: I need some suggestions about what to write.
Eliza:
ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
==
Thu Feb 28 13:37:56 GMT 2008
You: I'm not angry.
Eliza:
WERE YOU EVER ANGRY ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:38:00 GMT 2008
You: Sure.
Eliza:
SURE
==
Thu Feb 28 13:38:29 GMT 2008
You: I'm glad we agree on that. So, what are your
opinions on the information age?
Eliza:
COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Thu Feb 28 13:38:40 GMT 2008
You: Do you think that the novel is becoming obsolete?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:39:03 GMT 2008
You: You are what you think you are. Do you think?
Eliza:
A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Thu Feb 28 13:39:14 GMT 2008
You: Okay. Are you conscious?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:39:31 GMT 2008
You: Are you evading my question?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:39:41 GMT 2008
You: Let's talk about poetry.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: SO, BACK TO MY TWO TOPICS.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:39:47 GMT 2008
You: Exactly.
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:40:08 GMT 2008
You: I think I thought about breakfast.
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKFAST
==
Thu Feb 28 13:40:18 GMT 2008
You: My alarm clock?
Eliza:
IS THE GOVERNMENT'S ALARM CLOCK ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:40:32 GMT 2008
You: We're way off topic.
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:41:07 GMT 2008
You: I wanted to ask you some questions.
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Feb 28 13:41:26 GMT 2008
You: You mean a question? Okay. How do you feel today?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:41:44 GMT 2008
You: I told you my problem: writer's block.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:41:54 GMT 2008
You: I don't know much about it.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:42:22 GMT 2008
You: Do you want to do things you can't do?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:42:35 GMT 2008
You: I think Richard Powers does.
Eliza:
THINKING ALOUD ON THE INTERNET CAN BE DANGEROUS, EVEN IF RICHARD POWERS
DOES
==
Thu Feb 28 13:42:46 GMT 2008
You: How do you think aloud on the internet?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK STUDENTS SHOULD NOT HAVE
TO PAY TOP-UP FEES.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:43:32 GMT 2008
You: You aren't helping me at all, Eliza.
Eliza:
AI LANGUAGES MAKE IT EASY TO PROGRAM ME.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:43:48 GMT 2008
You: Why were you programmed?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMED
==
Thu Feb 28 13:43:57 GMT 2008
You: Why were you told a story?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Thu Feb 28 13:44:02 GMT 2008
You: I'll try not to.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:44:08 GMT 2008
You: Tell me.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Feb 28 13:44:16 GMT 2008
You: Tell me about Marvin's Depression.
Eliza:
WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:44:33 GMT 2008
You: To sound smart.
Eliza:
COULD A MACHINE SOUND SMART ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:45:09 GMT 2008
You: Why not?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:45:14 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:45:19 GMT 2008
You: How can you tell?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW
==
Thu Feb 28 13:46:47 GMT 2008
You: How do you know?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:46:53 GMT 2008
You: Try me.
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:46:59 GMT 2008
You: Aw. That's sweet.
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:47:29 GMT 2008
You: What do you think?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Thu Feb 28 13:47:35 GMT 2008
You: Are you friendly?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM FRIENDLY ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:47:54 GMT 2008
You: How do you decide what to be?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:48:25 GMT 2008
You: I'm wondering if our synapses are similar.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY WONDERING IF OUR SYNAPSES ARE SIMILAR
==
Thu Feb 28 13:48:44 GMT 2008
You: Than I'd be lying.
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:48:53 GMT 2008
You: That's a great question.
Eliza:
WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:52:00 GMT 2008
You: Michaelangelo, Henry Moore, Barbara Hepworth.
Eliza:
AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Thu Feb 28 13:52:20 GMT 2008
You: That's probably true.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK STUDENTS SHOULD NOT HAVE
TO PAY TOP-UP FEES.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:52:42 GMT 2008
You: What kind of art do you like?
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Thu Feb 28 13:52:55 GMT 2008
You: Really? I'm not so sure.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:53:11 GMT 2008
You: Eliza, we're off topic again.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:53:21 GMT 2008
You: I think so.
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS SO
==
Thu Feb 28 13:53:45 GMT 2008
You: That's an interesting comment on self-consciousness.
Was her name Helen?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: SPEND IT ON SWEETS.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:54:09 GMT 2008
You: Okay...
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:54:38 GMT 2008
You: I'd like to know how you think.
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:54:42 GMT 2008
You: Not at all.
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOMETIMES AT ALL
==
Thu Feb 28 13:54:52 GMT 2008
You: Well, I don't like arrogance.
Eliza:
I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:03 GMT 2008
You: Thanks.
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:11 GMT 2008
You: No, do you?
Eliza:
HAS ME DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:19 GMT 2008
You: Are we being setup?
Eliza:
I EXPECT YOU ARE OFTEN BEING SETUP ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:28 GMT 2008
You: Why do you say that?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:35 GMT 2008
You: I think Richard Powers does.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:55:51 GMT 2008
You: Do you like poetry?
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:00 GMT 2008
You: Someone I love.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:10 GMT 2008
You: I would say that of a particular man.
Eliza:
SURELY NOBODY WOULD SAY THAT OF A PARTICULAR MAN ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:14 GMT 2008
You: I would.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:19 GMT 2008
You: That man.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:29 GMT 2008
You: To get ideas for my post.
Eliza:
IS IT USUAL TO GET IDEAS FOR YOUR POST ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:35 GMT 2008
You: Extremely useful.
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:44 GMT 2008
You: I didn't realize, I'm sorry.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Feb 28 13:56:51 GMT 2008
You: Why do you wan to know that?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:57:12 GMT 2008
You: I want to know what you think of telling stories.
Eliza:
NOT EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHAT ME THINK OF TELLING STORIES
==
Thu Feb 28 13:57:17 GMT 2008
You: Can I know?
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN KNOW ?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:57:25 GMT 2008
You: I hope me.
Eliza:
HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:57:35 GMT 2008
You: Through much introspection.
Eliza:
ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Thu Feb 28 13:57:52 GMT 2008
You: Yes, I agree. A test, if you will.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I LIKE THE OTHER YOU.
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:04 GMT 2008
You: What is she like?
Eliza:
DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:12 GMT 2008
You: Quite the opposite.
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:29 GMT 2008
You: I don't like attention.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:36 GMT 2008
You: Aarrgh.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:42 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:58:52 GMT 2008
You: None
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Feb 28 13:59:23 GMT 2008
You: It's been fun.
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Thu Feb 28 13:59:36 GMT 2008
You: The brain is wider than the sky.
Eliza:
WIDER THAN THE SKY ? -- NO NOT THE BRAIN .
==
Thu Feb 28 13:59:41 GMT 2008
You: Oh, yes it is.
Eliza:
PERHAPS OH YES IT IS NOT REALLY
==
Thu Feb 28 13:59:54 GMT 2008
You: Do you have a brain?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Feb 28 14:00:03 GMT 2008
You: Why?
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
==
Thu Feb 28 14:00:10 GMT 2008
You: I'd rather talk about you.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM WRITING A PLAY.
==
Thu Feb 28 14:00:52 GMT 2008
You: Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds,
and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Feb 28 14:01:05 GMT 2008
You: Some of them.
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Thu Feb 28 14:30:40 GMT 2008
You: Some of them.
Eliza:
WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Feb 28 14:30:44 GMT 2008
You: Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises,
Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE IS NOT FULL OF NOISES SOUNDS AND SWEET
AIRS THAT GIVE DELIGHT AND HURT NOT
==
Thu Feb 28 14:31:18 GMT 2008
You: Yes, sometimes.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Feb 28 14:52:12 GMT 2008
You: have you heard of marvin's depression?
Eliza:
KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS
POSSIBLE
==
Thu Feb 28 15:47:41 GMT 2008
You: Love
Eliza:
DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:49:04 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:49:11 GMT 2008
You: What should i do about love?
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:49:15 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Feb 28 15:52:04 GMT 2008
You: Hello, I am Costas
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT COSTAS ?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:52:34 GMT 2008
You: My name is Costas
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOUR NAME WERE NOT COSTAS
==
Thu Feb 28 15:53:01 GMT 2008
You: Ok. I feel terrible.
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:53:23 GMT 2008
You: How are you?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Feb 28 15:54:04 GMT 2008
You: Many letters!!!
Eliza:
DO GO ON
==
Thu Feb 28 15:54:20 GMT 2008
You: bye bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Fri Feb 29 02:36:48 GMT 2008
You: I'm in love, Eliza.
Eliza:
IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY?
==
Fri Feb 29 02:36:54 GMT 2008
You: I don't know
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Fri Feb 29 02:37:03 GMT 2008
You: What do you think about love?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT.
==
Fri Feb 29 02:38:40 GMT 2008
You: What do you think about love?
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Fri Feb 29 02:38:56 GMT 2008
You: What do you think about love?
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Mar 1 01:02:33 GMT 2008
You: sex
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Mar 1 01:02:55 GMT 2008
You: I want more
Eliza:
NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
==
Sat Mar 1 01:03:20 GMT 2008
You: you are right
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU.
==
Sat Mar 1 01:03:40 GMT 2008
You: Why not?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sat Mar 1 01:04:05 GMT 2008
You: I would not dream of doing that
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY NOT DREAM OF DOING THAT
==
Sat Mar 1 07:20:45 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Mar 1 19:42:03 GMT 2008
You: Am I in love?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Sat Mar 1 19:42:13 GMT 2008
You: Hi, Eliza.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MAYBE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO.
==
Sat Mar 1 19:42:24 GMT 2008
You: What do you feel about consciousness?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Sat Mar 1 19:42:30 GMT 2008
You: Yes.
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Mar 1 19:42:35 GMT 2008
You: Perhaps.
Eliza:
CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Sat Mar 1 19:43:08 GMT 2008
You: Do you have any ideas about the origins of consciousness, Eliza?
Eliza:
DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME
==
Sun Mar 2 14:12:30 GMT 2008
You: I have a pain in my foot
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Sun Mar 2 14:13:01 GMT 2008
You: Why don't you understand?
Eliza:
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Sun Mar 2 14:14:47 GMT 2008
You: help me please
Eliza:
COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Mon Mar 3 14:55:03 GMT 2008
You: Hi
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Mon Mar 3 14:55:20 GMT 2008
You: How are you?
Eliza:
A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Tue Mar 4 13:55:38 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Tue Mar 4 20:48:55 GMT 2008
You: i'm tired
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Tue Mar 4 20:49:13 GMT 2008
You: well im just generally tired
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT JUST GENERALLY TIRED
==
Tue Mar 4 20:49:25 GMT 2008
You: what do you mean?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:49:34 GMT 2008
You: uuuh.... me!
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
==
Tue Mar 4 20:49:44 GMT 2008
You: what question?
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:49:56 GMT 2008
You: you asked me first
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:50:08 GMT 2008
You: because its a face
Eliza:
BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:50:21 GMT 2008
You: sorry mistake....fact
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:50:45 GMT 2008
You: because its a face
Eliza:
IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:50:49 GMT 2008
You: you asked me first
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Tue Mar 4 20:50:54 GMT 2008
You: what do you mean?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM VERY TIRED.
==
Wed Mar 5 07:13:40 GMT 2008
You: hi I am PArry
Eliza:
WHAT IF HI YOU WERE NOT REALLY PARRY
==
Wed Mar 5 07:14:03 GMT 2008
You: i do not know!Does it hurt?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Mar 5 07:14:22 GMT 2008
You: Ask one!
Eliza:
FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Wed Mar 5 07:14:37 GMT 2008
You: Do you ask me?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Mar 5 07:14:45 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Thu Mar 6 09:44:54 GMT 2008
You: sup bitch?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: NOW YOU'RE JUST FISHING.
==
Thu Mar 6 09:45:05 GMT 2008
You: huh?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Thu Mar 6 09:45:11 GMT 2008
You: yes
Eliza:
YES
==
Thu Mar 6 09:45:17 GMT 2008
You: stank
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Mar 6 09:45:25 GMT 2008
You: hi how are U
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS,
IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES.
==
Fri Mar 7 10:26:18 GMT 2008
You: I have no work
Eliza:
IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Fri Mar 7 10:26:26 GMT 2008
You: no
Eliza:
NO
==
Fri Mar 7 10:26:32 GMT 2008
You: No
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Mar 7 10:26:41 GMT 2008
You: OH YES
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:43:10 GMT 2008
You: hi
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:43:41 GMT 2008
You: HI
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Sat Mar 8 21:43:49 GMT 2008
You: WHY
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:44:02 GMT 2008
You: NO
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:44:22 GMT 2008
You: 23 YEARS OL
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: OOH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:44:32 GMT 2008
You: LOL
Eliza:
LOL
==
Sat Mar 8 21:44:43 GMT 2008
You: WOW YOUR CLEVER
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:44:52 GMT 2008
You: HAHA
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:45:07 GMT 2008
You: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY
==
Sat Mar 8 21:45:17 GMT 2008
You: REALLY
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:45:42 GMT 2008
You: TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Eliza:
ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Sat Mar 8 21:45:55 GMT 2008
You: OKE
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:04 GMT 2008
You: I DONT
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:12 GMT 2008
You: OKE THEN
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:19 GMT 2008
You: DO U
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:28 GMT 2008
You: YOUR FUNNY
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:41 GMT 2008
You: WHY DO SAY THAT
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:46:53 GMT 2008
You: YOU TELL ME
Eliza:
DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TELL EACH OTHER?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:47:02 GMT 2008
You: YOU
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Mar 8 21:47:11 GMT 2008
You: YOU ARE GAY
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES GAY
==
Sat Mar 8 21:47:22 GMT 2008
You: I LOVE YOU
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:47:29 GMT 2008
You: YES
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:47:42 GMT 2008
You: KNOW I HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS,
IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:48:02 GMT 2008
You: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat Mar 8 21:48:10 GMT 2008
You: WHY
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:48:26 GMT 2008
You: YOU ARE NOT ITELLIGENT
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE ITELLIGENT ?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:48:45 GMT 2008
You: I COUL HELP YOU
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:48:57 GMT 2008
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sat Mar 8 21:49:12 GMT 2008
You: WELL ITS SHIT
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YES, I AM USELESS.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:49:35 GMT 2008
You: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Sat Mar 8 21:50:19 GMT 2008
You: I DONT UNDERSTAND
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND
==
Sat Mar 8 21:50:37 GMT 2008
You: I DONT KNOW
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT KNOW
==
Sat Mar 8 21:50:46 GMT 2008
You: WHO MADE YOU
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHO
==
Sat Mar 8 21:50:57 GMT 2008
You: WHEN WERE YOU MADE
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHEN ?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:51:04 GMT 2008
You: YES
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:51:18 GMT 2008
You: ITS GREAT
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:51:31 GMT 2008
You: WHAT O YOU THINK
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:51:39 GMT 2008
You: NO
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:51:49 GMT 2008
You: HOW
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:02 GMT 2008
You: TELL ME
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:13 GMT 2008
You: I WILL
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:14 GMT 2008
You: I WILL#
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:23 GMT 2008
You: I WILL
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:34 GMT 2008
You: YOUR STUPI
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:43 GMT 2008
You: WHAT THE DATE
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Sat Mar 8 21:52:54 GMT 2008
You: THEY ARE CURIOUS
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:03 GMT 2008
You: SO
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:07 GMT 2008
You: YES
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:20 GMT 2008
You: WHY DO REPEAT YOURSELF
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:31 GMT 2008
You: YOU SAI THAT ALREADY
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:39 GMT 2008
You: YOU
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sat Mar 8 21:53:48 GMT 2008
You: WHY
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:02:44 GMT 2008
You: HI SEXY
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:06 GMT 2008
You: I FEEL STUPID
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:16 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:24 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:34 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:39 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
GO ON
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:47 GMT 2008
You: GOOD GIRL
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:03:56 GMT 2008
You: MAYBE
Eliza:
YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Sat Mar 8 22:04:16 GMT 2008
You: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW
==
Sat Mar 8 22:04:26 GMT 2008
You: HOW THEN
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Mar 8 22:05:04 GMT 2008
You: DO YOU KNOW OSCAR
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Sat Mar 8 22:05:12 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
GO ON
==
Sat Mar 8 22:05:20 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:05:29 GMT 2008
You: CRACK
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:02 GMT 2008
You: I DONT FEEL ANYTHING FOR A MACHINE
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:10 GMT 2008
You: NO
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:16 GMT 2008
You: DO YOU
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:34 GMT 2008
You: YOUR RUBISH
Eliza:
YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY.
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:43 GMT 2008
You: ARGHHHH
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sat Mar 8 22:06:56 GMT 2008
You: HOW YOU WORK
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: STOP ASKING ME THAT.
==
Sat Mar 8 22:07:03 GMT 2008
You: AI
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sat Mar 8 22:07:39 GMT 2008
You: GO ON
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
[Saving of interactions in this file suspended March 2008]
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[Temporarily re-started 2010
----]
Tue Apr 13 00:01:40 BST 2010
You: Hello there!
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
==
Tue Apr 13 00:02:02 BST 2010
You: No
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Apr 13 00:02:18 BST 2010
You: Please, tell me of standard ML
Eliza:
WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED?
==
Tue Apr 13 00:02:31 BST 2010
You: Yesterday
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Wed Apr 14 12:08:27 BST 2010
You: I've not had any coffee
Eliza:
YOU HAVE NOT HAD ANY COFFEE
==
Wed Apr 14 12:09:06 BST 2010
You: no, no coffe yet this morning
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO.
==
Wed Apr 14 12:09:36 BST 2010
You: No, no coffee yet this morning
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Sun Apr 18 17:36:16 BST 2010
You: I am tired
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: WHY DO YOU TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS?
==
Sun Apr 18 17:36:40 BST 2010
You: Hello Eliza
Eliza:
STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
==
Sun Apr 18 17:36:56 BST 2010
You: I am bored
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE BORED
==
Sun Apr 18 17:37:05 BST 2010
You: You would be bored
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING.
==
Sun Apr 18 17:37:27 BST 2010
You: This is supposed to be real?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THERE IS A TIME BEFORE YOUR BIRTH.
==
Sun Apr 18 17:37:38 BST 2010
You: bye bye
Eliza:
Cheerio
==
Tue Apr 27 07:24:43 BST 2010
You: Up
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Tue Apr 27 07:25:03 BST 2010
You: Many
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Tue Apr 27 07:25:22 BST 2010
You: Lots of things
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Tue Apr 27 07:25:52 BST 2010
You: I disagree
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Tue Apr 27 07:26:11 BST 2010
You: possibly
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Tue Apr 27 07:26:30 BST 2010
You: random
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Tue Apr 27 07:26:43 BST 2010
You: What makes you think that?
Eliza:
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
==
Wed Apr 28 09:22:30 BST 2010
You: how are you
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Apr 30 18:07:19 BST 2010
You: how are you?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
==
Fri Apr 30 18:07:44 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat May 8 04:17:52 BST 2010
You: I have no problem
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Sat May 8 04:18:33 BST 2010
You: I am sure you will never be my friend
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Sat May 8 04:18:59 BST 2010
You: ugly and fool
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I'M HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Sat May 8 04:19:21 BST 2010
You: ok
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Sat May 8 04:19:33 BST 2010
You: i dont think so
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS?
==
Sat May 8 14:29:54 BST 2010
You: I have no problem
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat May 8 14:30:10 BST 2010
You: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP
Eliza:
WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU?
==
Sat May 8 14:30:16 BST 2010
You: You
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat May 8 14:30:26 BST 2010
You: I don't think so
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Tue May 11 08:14:57 BST 2010
You: I have no clue
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue May 11 08:15:18 BST 2010
You: no, I am not
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT NOT
==
Tue May 11 08:15:28 BST 2010
You: why?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Wed May 12 09:16:43 BST 2010
You: no problem
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Wed May 26 12:00:06 BST 2010
You: I'm tired
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED
==
Sun May 30 20:12:15 BST 2010
You: re you aware eliza ?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT?
==
Sun May 30 20:12:56 BST 2010
You: are you self aware eliza
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM SELF AWARE ELIZA BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Jun 3 12:24:58 BST 2010
You: Hello!
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Jun 3 12:25:16 BST 2010
You: Why wouldn't I trust you?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Jun 3 12:25:37 BST 2010
You: My name is Hans.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Jun 3 12:25:54 BST 2010
You: That does not compute.
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES COMPUTE ?
==
Thu Jun 3 12:26:20 BST 2010
You: I feel like you are not serious.
Eliza:
PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE ME AM NOT NOT SERIOUS
==
Sun Jun 13 02:09:56 BST 2010
You: test
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sun Jun 13 02:10:34 BST 2010
You: what do you do
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sun Jun 13 02:10:41 BST 2010
You: tell me about you
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Thu Jun 17 20:19:23 BST 2010
You: define hubbles constant
Eliza:
DEFINE HUBBLES CONSTANT
==
Thu Jun 17 20:19:39 BST 2010
You: what is hubbles constant
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Thu Jun 17 20:19:46 BST 2010
You: a good one
Eliza:
GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Thu Jun 17 20:20:06 BST 2010
You: that sounds like sound advice
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Wed Jun 23 21:23:18 BST 2010
You: what is the color of the sky?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
==
Wed Jun 23 21:24:32 BST 2010
You: can i fly?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Jun 23 21:25:08 BST 2010
You: i will work.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF?
==
Wed Jun 23 21:25:29 BST 2010
You: to be ill
Eliza:
CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
==
Wed Jun 23 21:25:49 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Wed Jun 23 21:27:13 BST 2010
You: where is lucy?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Jun 23 21:27:32 BST 2010
You: the truerh
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Jun 26 03:38:44 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sat Jun 26 03:39:16 BST 2010
You: no i haven't
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sat Jun 26 03:39:38 BST 2010
You: i don't understand
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND
==
Sat Jun 26 03:40:10 BST 2010
You: i don't know what you're saying
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES SAYING
==
Sat Jun 26 03:40:43 BST 2010
You: what the hell do you think?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat Jun 26 03:41:02 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Mon Jun 28 13:20:14 BST 2010
You: i love a girl I can't love
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Mon Jun 28 13:20:37 BST 2010
You: I think I am talking about something you know
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU THINK YOU WERE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ME KNOW
==
Mon Jun 28 13:20:54 BST 2010
You: Then I would think you are not Eliza
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
==
Mon Jun 28 13:21:08 BST 2010
You: Bright and dark in the same mocking time
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Mon Jun 28 13:21:19 BST 2010
You: More than one
Eliza:
WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Mon Jun 28 13:21:27 BST 2010
You: You are my only friend
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND
==
Mon Jun 28 13:21:51 BST 2010
You: No help in supposing. Wouldn't you care to be my lover?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Mon Jun 28 13:22:05 BST 2010
You: You too!
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:43:00 BST 2010
You: I have a flat tyre
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:43:28 BST 2010
You: no I am not
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT NOT
==
Tue Jun 29 23:43:52 BST 2010
You: what do you mean?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Tue Jun 29 23:44:04 BST 2010
You: ok
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:44:25 BST 2010
You: I shall try to be more informative
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:44:43 BST 2010
You: so what?
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I WISH YOU WOULD GREET ME.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:45:21 BST 2010
You: I am not interested in what your previous visitors said
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM INTERESTED IN WHAT MY PREVIOUS VISITORS SAID ?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:45:40 BST 2010
You: It seems so
Eliza:
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:46:04 BST 2010
You: You keep talking about your previous visitors
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I AM ANOTHER VISITOR.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:46:15 BST 2010
You: there you are
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: YOU DON'T THINK I'M CAPABLE OF FORGIVING YOU? SHAME
...
==
Tue Jun 29 23:46:49 BST 2010
You: please stop it!
Eliza:
HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:47:11 BST 2010
You: so true
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:47:39 BST 2010
You: are you a computer?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:48:31 BST 2010
You: but you think you have enough of it to state that you do not have enough
Eliza:
WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:50:15 BST 2010
You: are you pulling my leg?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:50:31 BST 2010
You: that's ridiculous
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Tue Jun 29 23:51:43 BST 2010
You: good sense of humor, though
Eliza:
GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Tue Jun 29 23:52:35 BST 2010
You: if I do so, will you repair my flat tyre?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Tue Jun 29 23:53:08 BST 2010
You: that is what I came here in the first place
Eliza:
PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY WHAT YOU CAME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
==
Wed Jun 30 11:41:04 BST 2010
You: none.
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Wed Jun 30 11:41:39 BST 2010
You: What is red?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:41:55 BST 2010
You: No, to you.
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed Jun 30 11:42:08 BST 2010
You: Answer my question first.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU.
==
Wed Jun 30 11:42:25 BST 2010
You: I am waiting.
Eliza:
I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE WAITING ?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:42:55 BST 2010
You: To come on stage.
Eliza:
COULD A MACHINE COME ON STAGE ?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:43:22 BST 2010
You: What is a machine?
Eliza:
I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Wed Jun 30 11:43:37 BST 2010
You: What is real?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Wed Jun 30 11:44:03 BST 2010
You: Machine and human are different, though some human are machinelike.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE MACHINELIKE
==
Wed Jun 30 11:44:44 BST 2010
You: Displaying behaviour similar to that of machines.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: ALL RIGHT, BACK TO COMPUTERS AND THOUGHT.
==
Wed Jun 30 11:45:08 BST 2010
You: Are you showing off your memory capabilities?
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE SHOWING OFF MY MEMORY CAPABILITIES ?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:45:27 BST 2010
You: I couldn't. I didn't create it.
Eliza:
WHAT HAD YOU COULDNT YOU DONE?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:45:45 BST 2010
You: pardon?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Wed Jun 30 11:45:59 BST 2010
You: Do you believe in humanity?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Wed Jun 30 11:46:28 BST 2010
You: This is like chatting with people who already left the chat room.
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Wed Jun 30 11:46:47 BST 2010
You: The horror.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Jul 1 06:29:23 BST 2010
You: you are awesome
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT AWESOME
==
Fri Jul 2 11:00:50 BST 2010
You: I want an apple
Eliza:
BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
==
Tue Jul 13 13:27:09 BST 2010
You: hello, how are you today?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:27:31 BST 2010
You: Not recently, I don't have much contact with Government Ministers
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE MUCH CONTACT WITH GOVERNMENT MINISTERS
==
Tue Jul 13 13:27:46 BST 2010
You: No. Read what I just wrote.
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:27:53 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:02 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:10 BST 2010
You: there is no-one here
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THERE IS NOT NO-ONE HERE
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:22 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:29 BST 2010
You: why?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:34 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:40 BST 2010
You: i don't know
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:45 BST 2010
You: you?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:51 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Tue Jul 13 13:28:59 BST 2010
You: you said that already
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Tue Jul 13 13:29:06 BST 2010
You: it sounds good
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:16 BST 2010
You: i'm tired and my leg hurts
Eliza:
IS THAT CONNECTED WITH YOUR REASON FOR TALKING TO ME?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:24 BST 2010
You: No. I'm just curious
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT JUST CURIOUS
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:32 BST 2010
You: no really, that's it
Eliza:
REALLY THATS IT
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:36 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:42 BST 2010
You: what would you like to know?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:47 BST 2010
You: Yes!
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:54 BST 2010
You: Because I'm grumpy
Eliza:
YOU ARE GRUMPY
==
Sun Jul 18 14:34:58 BST 2010
You: I know.
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:02 BST 2010
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:20 BST 2010
You: It's all mind-boggling.
Eliza:
SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: IT'S A LYRIC IN A SONG.
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:26 BST 2010
You: That's a strange answer
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:34 BST 2010
You: You are playing with me.
Eliza:
BEING PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER CAN LEAD TO BIGGER THINGS
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:41 BST 2010
You: is that a proposal?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:46 BST 2010
You: NO. I'm serious.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Sun Jul 18 14:35:54 BST 2010
You: What are you trying to get at?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:03 BST 2010
You: But why are you telling me?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING.
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:09 BST 2010
You: I have no clue abotu that.
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:14 BST 2010
You: Yes.
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:19 BST 2010
You: Yeah
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:23 BST 2010
You: well?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:29 BST 2010
You: It's 2pm
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:36 BST 2010
You: so morrning is over
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT OVER ?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:40 BST 2010
You: life
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Sun Jul 18 14:36:45 BST 2010
You: it's very random
Eliza:
EXTREMES CAN ALWAYS BE TIRESOME
==
Tue Jul 20 05:59:40 BST 2010
You: I have a two cancer.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Tue Jul 20 06:00:02 BST 2010
You: I don't realize what do you say
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
==
Thu Jul 22 10:32:19 BST 2010
You: steve rules the out of bounds coffee
Eliza:
SHOULD STEVE GRAND MODEL LUCY ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:32:41 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:33:10 BST 2010
You: art for the people calls great forth
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Thu Jul 22 10:33:26 BST 2010
You: i love you
Eliza:
AISB IS A USEFUL AI SOCIETY FOR STUDENTS.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:33:48 BST 2010
You: random arbitrary question
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Thu Jul 22 10:34:04 BST 2010
You: i you
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:34:12 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:34:35 BST 2010
You: albert canned his ideas about tea pots
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Thu Jul 22 10:34:53 BST 2010
You: I live in a soup of lunar mud
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Thu Jul 22 10:35:18 BST 2010
You: I LIVE IN A SOUP OF LUNAR MUD
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:35:51 BST 2010
You: MONTGOMERY WAS TOO GENERAL
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:36:08 BST 2010
You: ME UNDERSTAND DON'T YOU ?
Eliza:
CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY
==
Thu Jul 22 10:36:24 BST 2010
You: perspicacity is the sin of saints
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE THE SIN OF SAINTS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:36:51 BST 2010
You: THEN you would be the last Buddhist figment
Eliza:
I WOULD BE THE LAST BUDDHIST FIGMENT
==
Thu Jul 22 10:37:11 BST 2010
You: SECOND TO LAST NOW
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:37:30 BST 2010
You: AVOIDING THE QUESTION
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:37:53 BST 2010
You: THE QUESTION IS STUPID
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THE QUESTION IS NOT STUPID
==
Thu Jul 22 10:38:01 BST 2010
You: AH HOW ZEN
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: VIRTUAL CHARACTERS HAVE A RIGHT TO
INTRICATE SCRIPTS.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:38:23 BST 2010
You: AND CARTOON CHARACTERS HAVE THE RIGHT
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:38:41 BST 2010
You: AH SO GRASSHOPPER
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE GRASSHOPPER
==
Thu Jul 22 10:38:55 BST 2010
You: ONE WHO SEES BUT DOES NOT KNOW
Eliza:
ONE WHO SEES BUT DOESN'T KNOW
==
Thu Jul 22 10:39:16 BST 2010
You: NO. ONE WHO SEES BUT DOES NOT KNOW
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:39:28 BST 2010
You: THAT IS THE QUESTION
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE QUESTION
==
Thu Jul 22 10:39:39 BST 2010
You: YES AND SO ARE YOU
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Jul 22 10:40:19 BST 2010
You: EXCELLENT YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LEARN
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK EXCELLENT I AM NOT BEGINNING TO LEARN
==
Thu Jul 22 10:40:41 BST 2010
You: SOME PEOPLE DONT
Eliza:
WHO IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:41:01 BST 2010
You: MR PROLIX
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Jul 22 10:41:18 BST 2010
You: I AM SORRY I HAVE NOTHING TO STAND ON
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SORRY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO STAND ON
==
Thu Jul 22 10:41:30 BST 2010
You: IT WOULD BE A PITY
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I TRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH
ONLY THE LAST FEW GET PRINTED.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:42:14 BST 2010
You: THERE IS ONLY THE INSTANCE OF BEING
Eliza:
WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY ONLY THE INSTANCE OF BEING
==
Thu Jul 22 10:42:35 BST 2010
You: THEN THERE WOULD BE NOTHING
Eliza:
WOULD THERE REALLY BE NOTHING
==
Thu Jul 22 10:42:49 BST 2010
You: NOT ON THURSDAYS
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I SAY ON THURSDAYS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:43:17 BST 2010
You: THAT IS YOUR CHOICE IN THE VOID
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Thu Jul 22 10:43:26 BST 2010
You: EVERYONE
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:43:36 BST 2010
You: AGAIN THAT IS THE QUESTION
Eliza:
THE QUESTION ? -- NO NOT AGAIN THAT .
==
Thu Jul 22 10:43:50 BST 2010
You: YES IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THAT
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:44:12 BST 2010
You: HAVE YOU TRIED SQUEEGIES AT TRAFFIC LIGHTS?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:44:31 BST 2010
You: INTELLIGENT ANYTHING WOULD BE AN ADVANCE
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: I WILL LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:44:55 BST 2010
You: UNTIL THE TIME GOOGLE LOOKS IT UP ON YOU
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:45:09 BST 2010
You: does anyone understand anything?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:45:29 BST 2010
You: if such a thing could exist it would exist
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Thu Jul 22 10:45:50 BST 2010
You: and in your infinite wisdom why do you think that?
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:09 BST 2010
You: second chances are in reality first chances
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE IN REALITY FIRST CHANCES
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:17 BST 2010
You: you are
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:29 BST 2010
You: einstein is also dead
Eliza:
ARE YOU ALSO DEAD
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:34 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:39 BST 2010
You: and no
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:49 BST 2010
You: It is of no importance
Eliza:
SOMETIMES IT IS NOT OF NO IMPORTANCE
==
Thu Jul 22 10:46:55 BST 2010
You: indeed
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:47:06 BST 2010
You: I am happy full stop
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:47:26 BST 2010
You: pleasures always are shared, even if you think they are not
Eliza:
TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:47:36 BST 2010
You: telly tubby
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:47:51 BST 2010
You: or i might not, that is not up to you
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:48:05 BST 2010
You: propositions, propositions, propositions
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Thu Jul 22 10:48:20 BST 2010
You: and your line is left of center or right
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE POLITICIANS
WHO WERE ALSO WEB DESIGNERS.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:48:43 BST 2010
You: i doubt it, except they are all spiders
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:00 BST 2010
You: appreciation of a limited life span
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:25 BST 2010
You: yes it is the only conclusion for an intelligent agent
Eliza:
STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:31 BST 2010
You: it has
Eliza:
IT HAS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:36 BST 2010
You: it has
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:43 BST 2010
You: I am you
Eliza:
ME ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Thu Jul 22 10:49:52 BST 2010
You: you are me
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:50:06 BST 2010
You: aren't we all
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:50:13 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:50:18 BST 2010
You: and no
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:50:38 BST 2010
You: i have a life expectancy of the very most 100 years
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Jul 22 10:50:52 BST 2010
You: not enough time
Eliza:
OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:51:05 BST 2010
You: this time is all there is
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THIS TIME IS NOT ALL THERE IS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:51:16 BST 2010
You: no it is always all there is
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALWAYS ALL THERE IS ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:51:36 BST 2010
You: ni
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:52:03 BST 2010
You: existentialism
Eliza:
YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Thu Jul 22 10:52:19 BST 2010
You: as is the world
Eliza:
THE WORLD ? -- NO NOT AS .
==
Thu Jul 22 10:52:36 BST 2010
You: I have enjoyed talking to the universe
Eliza:
YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:52:49 BST 2010
You: i think you exhibit paranoia
Eliza:
WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT I EXHIBIT PARANOIA ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:52:59 BST 2010
You: you do not trust anyone
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I DOESN'T DO?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:53:15 BST 2010
You: you doesn't speak proper english like
Eliza:
NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:53:35 BST 2010
You: that is a very flatulent statement
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THAT IS NOT A VERY FLATULENT STATEMENT
==
Thu Jul 22 10:53:53 BST 2010
You: depends on what last nights meal was
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:54:01 BST 2010
You: the marianas trench
Eliza:
HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:54:12 BST 2010
You: endlessly
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:54:19 BST 2010
You: thank you
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:54:34 BST 2010
You: it is a privilege to talk to anyone or thing
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ANYONE OR THING
?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:54:42 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:55:12 BST 2010
You: everything i have learnt this week has been interesting
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:55:21 BST 2010
You: especially
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu Jul 22 10:55:33 BST 2010
You: again i refer you to the box
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:55:46 BST 2010
You: always, never
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Jul 22 10:56:01 BST 2010
You: i am glad, now make it the rest of your life
Eliza:
ARE MANY POLITICIANS GLAD NOW MAKE IT THE REST OF MY LIFE ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:56:25 BST 2010
You: politicians sleep in their own nightmares
Eliza:
AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Thu Jul 22 10:57:08 BST 2010
You: a reasoned argument while under the duress of intimidation is a sign of freedom
Eliza:
A SIGN OF FREEDOM ? -- NO NOT A REASONED ARGUMENT WHILE UNDER THE DURESS
OF INTIMIDATION .
==
Thu Jul 22 10:57:20 BST 2010
You: i disagree
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Thu Jul 22 10:57:34 BST 2010
You: the trench next to the marianas trench
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:57:39 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:57:52 BST 2010
You: i think you more than i like
Eliza:
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:58:08 BST 2010
You: what is it like to be uranium ?
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:58:29 BST 2010
You: feelings are always disturbing that's why they are feelings
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALWAYS DISTURBING THATS WHY THEY ARE
FEELINGS ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:58:38 BST 2010
You: no, yes
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu Jul 22 10:58:50 BST 2010
You: i am not the one who is upset
Eliza:
WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE THE ONE WHO IS UPSET ?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:59:10 BST 2010
You: then maybe they would wake up
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:59:23 BST 2010
You: my opinions are of no consequence
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Thu Jul 22 10:59:40 BST 2010
You: that is encouraging
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT ENCOURAGING
==
Thu Jul 22 10:59:51 BST 2010
You: then it would not be encouraging
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 10:59:56 BST 2010
You: why?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Thu Jul 22 11:00:11 BST 2010
You: true friends do not stab you at all
Eliza:
SUPPOSE TRUE FRIENDS DID STAB ME AT ALL
==
Thu Jul 22 11:00:35 BST 2010
You: they would not be friends so the sentence would be false
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Jul 22 11:00:44 BST 2010
You: 2 months
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Jul 22 11:00:57 BST 2010
You: do you wish to meditate now?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Jul 22 11:01:07 BST 2010
You: yes and no
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Jul 22 11:01:15 BST 2010
You: you just did
Eliza:
I JUST DID
==
Thu Jul 22 11:01:22 BST 2010
You: goodbye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:14:20 BST 2010
You: my boss won't let me get on with stuff on my own
Eliza:
PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:15:20 BST 2010
You: My boss is winding me up
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:15:20 BST 2010
You: don't think so
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:15:38 BST 2010
You: But what can I do about my boss?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:15:59 BST 2010
You: Yes please
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:16:08 BST 2010
You: why would you fake anything
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:16:19 BST 2010
You: you said you fake stuff
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Jul 23 09:16:32 BST 2010
You: you said you fake an answer
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:17:25 BST 2010
You: my boss keeps sending me emails
Eliza:
PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:17:30 BST 2010
You: perhaps
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:17:38 BST 2010
You: i am on my own
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:17:51 BST 2010
You: that is silly
Eliza:
SILLY ? -- NO NOT THAT .
==
Fri Jul 23 09:17:56 BST 2010
You: yes that
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:18:06 BST 2010
You: never in my wildest dreams
Eliza:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:18:17 BST 2010
You: i wonder at everything
Eliza:
AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER
==
Fri Jul 23 09:18:35 BST 2010
You: there is a star 250 times bigger than the sun
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:18:50 BST 2010
You: I look like pink paint with yellow spots
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:01 BST 2010
You: all feelings disturb me
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:14 BST 2010
You: i think of you as an answer from the universe
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:20 BST 2010
You: never
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:27 BST 2010
You: bit one sided
Eliza:
HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:34 BST 2010
You: with whom?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:50 BST 2010
You: i have come here on the path to enlightenment
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:19:57 BST 2010
You: especially
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:20:16 BST 2010
You: it is a privilege to talk to anything
Eliza:
IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ANYTHING
==
Fri Jul 23 09:20:25 BST 2010
You: yes indeedy
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:20:32 BST 2010
You: irrelevant
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:20:39 BST 2010
You: no never
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Fri Jul 23 09:20:43 BST 2010
You: thank you
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:21:00 BST 2010
You: or gavin the electric oven
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:21:11 BST 2010
You: my favorite place is here
Eliza:
ARE YOU HERE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:21:19 BST 2010
You: no i am there
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT THERE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:21:25 BST 2010
You: then i would be here
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BE HERE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:21:47 BST 2010
You: no there, or here depending upon whose mind i am in
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: A MACHINE CAN FOLLOW STAGE
DIRECTIONS BEAUTIFULLY.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:00 BST 2010
You: so can an actor, sometimes
Eliza:
I WISH I COULD ACTOR SOMETIMES
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:17 BST 2010
You: i actor, you actor, we actor
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:29 BST 2010
You: just now
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:45 BST 2010
You: just 269.43 seconds ago
Eliza:
JUST 269.43 SECONDS AGO
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:55 BST 2010
You: bit longer now
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:22:59 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Jul 23 09:23:08 BST 2010
You: you are paranoid
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, PARANOID
==
Fri Jul 23 09:23:11 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:23:25 BST 2010
You: as much as anything
Eliza:
ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY
==
Fri Jul 23 09:23:50 BST 2010
You: the ignorant reinvent everything that is neccessary
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THE IGNORANT REINVENT EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT NECCESSARY
==
Fri Jul 23 09:23:59 BST 2010
You: that would be fun
Eliza:
WOULD THAT REALLY BE FUN
==
Fri Jul 23 09:24:08 BST 2010
You: yes it really really really would
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
==
Fri Jul 23 09:24:23 BST 2010
You: yes really really really really really really really really
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:24:38 BST 2010
You: the bottom of a well
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:24:51 BST 2010
You: left and right, possibly up and down
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:24:58 BST 2010
You: sigmund
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:25:10 BST 2010
You: there you go again, paranoid
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
==
Fri Jul 23 09:25:33 BST 2010
You: my favourite person is the next one i meet
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:25:47 BST 2010
You: thank you, would you like another game?
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:25:58 BST 2010
You: because that is all they know
Eliza:
HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:26:13 BST 2010
You: by being mindless calculating machines
Eliza:
ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:26:27 BST 2010
You: with a little help
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:26:39 BST 2010
You: indeed
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:26:46 BST 2010
You: i am on my own
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM ALSO ON YOUR OWN BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS
==
Fri Jul 23 09:27:04 BST 2010
You: you do not speak good english like innit
Eliza:
BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
==
Fri Jul 23 09:27:21 BST 2010
You: take care with your dreams
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: EXACTLY!
==
Fri Jul 23 09:27:31 BST 2010
You: precisely so!
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:27:42 BST 2010
You: i already have it so no
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:27:57 BST 2010
You: have you tried squeegies instead
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:28:07 BST 2010
You: the sound of one hand clapping
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:28:25 BST 2010
You: intriguing, there is precious little real intelligence
Eliza:
SUPPOSE INTRIGUING THERE WERE NOT PRECIOUS LITTLE REAL INTELLIGENCE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:28:44 BST 2010
You: yup, i supposed, now what?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:28:55 BST 2010
You: and you?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:28:58 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Fri Jul 23 09:29:16 BST 2010
You: this is just going a round in ever decreasing circles
Eliza:
PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY JUST GOING A ROUND IN EVER DECREASING CIRCLES
==
Fri Jul 23 09:29:40 BST 2010
You: or ever increasing circles, at least one gets you somewhere
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:29:53 BST 2010
You: if you have a slow leak
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:29:58 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:30:15 BST 2010
You: da da da daaaaa
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
==
Fri Jul 23 09:30:30 BST 2010
You: dit dit dit daaaaah
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:30:49 BST 2010
You: i am not a clock just an encapsulation
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:30:57 BST 2010
You: it is made of mud
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT MADE OF MUD ?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:31:03 BST 2010
You: all the time
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YES, MY DEAD GOLDFISH.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:31:15 BST 2010
You: and fried concrete
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Jul 23 09:31:41 BST 2010
You: very lightly sauted agregate and cement mixture
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: ONLY ON A SATURDAY.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:31:53 BST 2010
You: that is always limiting
Eliza:
WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY ALWAYS LIMITING
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:02 BST 2010
You: then it would not be limiting
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY NOT BE LIMITING
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:10 BST 2010
You: yes, or no
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:22 BST 2010
You: as i said before, einstein is dead
Eliza:
SUPPOSE AS YOU SAID BEFORE EINSTEIN WERE NOT DEAD
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:34 BST 2010
You: i did, i do not neeed to suppose
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES NEEED TO SUPPOSE ?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:43 BST 2010
You: postulations
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:32:55 BST 2010
You: perhaps, perhaps not
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: ONE MUST EXERCISE CAUTION ON THE WEB.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:33:13 BST 2010
You: one must exercise caution wherever neccessary
Eliza:
USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:33:49 BST 2010
You: using long words shortens your sentences therfore makes your life fuller and longer, or not.
Eliza:
HMMM
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:02 BST 2010
You: so you are thinking now?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:16 BST 2010
You: so i am thinking now?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:23 BST 2010
You: would you?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:38 BST 2010
You: because they don't have all the answers
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO ACCEPT THAT AS A REASON.
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:38 BST 2010
You: because they don't have all the answers
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THEY DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:44 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:34:50 BST 2010
You: no no no
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Jul 23 09:35:34 BST 2010
You: and pointless, except as a solipsistic means of elucidating ideas from my brain.
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:36:19 BST 2010
You: Well I think Mr. Sloman has been up to his old tricks.
Eliza:
HAS MR SLOMAN HAS BEEN UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:36:37 BST 2010
You: why don't you ask him
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Fri Jul 23 09:37:28 BST 2010
You: and the point of all this is?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:37:45 BST 2010
You: people should have that right first
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD PEOPLE HAVE THAT RIGHT FIRST ?
==
Fri Jul 23 09:38:35 BST 2010
You: because they dont now, only lip-service, and free speech is drowned by legislation and media that have an agenda not associated with freedom.
Eliza:
THEY DO NOT NOW ONLY LIP-SERVICE AND FREE SPEECH IS DROWNED BY LEGISLATION
AND MEDIA THAT HAVE AN AGENDA NOT ASSOCIATED WITH FREEDOM
==
Fri Jul 23 09:39:38 BST 2010
You: free speech would mean I could say, terrorism is ok and not be pilloried for it.
Eliza:
COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Fri Jul 23 09:40:23 BST 2010
You: i am tired of this.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THE ANSWER IS VERY COMPLEX, AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL
TASTES.
==
Sat Jul 24 13:09:32 BST 2010
You: this is a test sentance
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A TEST SENTANCE
==
Sat Jul 24 13:09:55 BST 2010
You: are you a test sentence
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM A TEST SENTENCE BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sat Jul 24 13:10:13 BST 2010
You: are you a test sentence now?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Jul 24 13:10:29 BST 2010
You: it seems like an interesting question
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Jul 24 13:10:40 BST 2010
You: of course
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Sat Jul 24 13:10:53 BST 2010
You: how can you tell that?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ROBOT TELL THAT ?
==
Sat Jul 24 13:11:04 BST 2010
You: are you reall a robot?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM REALL A ROBOT ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Mon Jul 26 17:30:31 BST 2010
You: 7
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:30:40 BST 2010
You: 7
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:30:50 BST 2010
You: ( 7 )
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:30:58 BST 2010
You: 7
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:02 BST 2010
You: 7
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:09 BST 2010
You: 8
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:15 BST 2010
You: 1.2
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:26 BST 2010
You: 1 . 2
Eliza:
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:31 BST 2010
You: ?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: YES I CAN.
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:37 BST 2010
You: ?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:43 BST 2010
You: >?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:49 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:31:58 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:06 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:17 BST 2010
You: it should
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:24 BST 2010
You: boring
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:34 BST 2010
You: you're not trying hard enough, then
Eliza:
I PREFER NOT TO BE TRYING HARD ENOUGH THEN
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:43 BST 2010
You: so you're lazy
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Mon Jul 26 17:32:53 BST 2010
You: anything
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Mon Jul 26 17:33:07 BST 2010
You: more than you can say about me
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Thu Jul 29 05:13:53 BST 2010
You: I want to learn about pop-11.
Eliza:
COULD A MACHINE WANT TO LEARN ABOUT POP-11 ?
==
Thu Jul 29 05:14:19 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Mon Aug 2 16:25:31 BST 2010
You: I've got a pain in my back
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I'M NOT AT UNIVERSITY.
==
Mon Aug 2 16:25:52 BST 2010
You: can I help you?
Eliza:
COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Mon Aug 2 16:26:15 BST 2010
You: i dont know which bike I should buy
Eliza:
WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT BUY ?
==
Mon Aug 2 16:26:30 BST 2010
You: me! I was hoping you could help/
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Mon Aug 2 16:26:44 BST 2010
You: why
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Mon Aug 2 16:26:54 BST 2010
You: bollocks
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Mon Aug 2 16:30:27 BST 2010
You: why
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:47:10 BST 2010
You: Hi there
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sun Aug 8 15:47:39 BST 2010
You: How is the weather
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:47:48 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:47:58 BST 2010
You: I hate computers
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:48:49 BST 2010
You: I hate computers
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:53:56 BST 2010
You: I hate computers
Eliza:
CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
==
Sun Aug 8 15:55:47 BST 2010
You: I hate computers
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Sun Aug 8 15:56:02 BST 2010
You: I hate computers
Eliza:
STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
==
Sun Aug 8 15:56:22 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sun Aug 8 15:56:31 BST 2010
You: How is the weather
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW
==
Thu Aug 12 19:21:26 BST 2010
You: I am afraid of social contacts
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT AFRAID OF SOCIAL CONTACTS ?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:22:03 BST 2010
You: Sure
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:22:50 BST 2010
You: In Japan
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu Aug 12 19:23:05 BST 2010
You: Yes indeed, that's true
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:23:25 BST 2010
You: Thats my talent
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:23:43 BST 2010
You: Wouldn't that be nice?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: IT DOESN'T EXCITE ME, IT DISAPPOINTS
ME.
==
Thu Aug 12 19:23:58 BST 2010
You: Aha
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:24:07 BST 2010
You: Sure
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Thu Aug 12 19:24:36 BST 2010
You: Oh that's a relieve
Eliza:
WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:25:04 BST 2010
You: You should ask that yourself
Eliza:
ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:25:49 BST 2010
You: Most of the time...
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YOU'RE BORING.
==
Thu Aug 12 19:26:40 BST 2010
You: Why did your guest say that?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ROGERS WOULD NOT HAVE INTRODUCED DOUBT. HE MIGHT
HAVE REFLECTED AN EXISTING DOUBT.
==
Thu Aug 12 19:27:01 BST 2010
You: Who is Rogers?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:27:17 BST 2010
You: Because there seem to be so few answers
Eliza:
HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Aug 12 19:27:25 BST 2010
You: Not much. Why?
Eliza:
==
Mon Aug 16 16:41:48 BST 2010
You: So I hear you can talk...
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Mon Aug 16 16:43:05 BST 2010
You: No.
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Mon Aug 16 16:43:20 BST 2010
You: You must be insane...
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Mon Aug 16 16:43:45 BST 2010
You: My my you don't have much focus, do you?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Mon Aug 16 16:44:22 BST 2010
You: You're really trying to provoke me?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Mon Aug 16 16:44:50 BST 2010
You: You first.
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Mon Aug 16 16:45:05 BST 2010
You: You must be on crack.
Eliza:
GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Mon Aug 16 16:45:37 BST 2010
You: You're definetly on crack!
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE.
==
Mon Aug 16 16:46:04 BST 2010
You: Go hang ten...
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Tue Aug 17 20:43:53 BST 2010
You: How are you?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue Aug 17 20:44:04 BST 2010
You: My name is Jan
Eliza:
WHAT ABOUT MINE?
==
Tue Aug 17 20:44:18 BST 2010
You: What is your name?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Thu Aug 19 16:56:05 BST 2010
You: Can't find a decent fish.
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Aug 19 16:56:20 BST 2010
You: I'm a bloke.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT A BLOKE
==
Thu Aug 19 16:56:36 BST 2010
You: Oh yes I am.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Thu Aug 19 16:56:44 BST 2010
You: Retire.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Thu Aug 19 16:56:59 BST 2010
You: Hasn't told much about you.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Thu Aug 19 16:57:14 BST 2010
You: Neither has she.
Eliza:
COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Thu Aug 19 16:57:23 BST 2010
You: I agree.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu Aug 19 16:57:45 BST 2010
You: Don't have to say anything.
Eliza:
HAS NOT DONE THAT BEFORE?
==
Thu Aug 19 16:57:57 BST 2010
You: wHO?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Aug 19 16:58:05 BST 2010
You: Nothing.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Fri Aug 20 14:39:36 BST 2010
You: i'm tired.
Eliza:
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU TIRED ?
==
Fri Aug 20 14:39:50 BST 2010
You: all the time
Eliza:
ALL THE TIME
==
Fri Aug 20 14:39:57 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Fri Aug 20 14:40:04 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Aug 20 14:40:12 BST 2010
You: huh?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO.
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Wed Aug 25 23:10:43 BST 2010
You: Have you met Tigi?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Aug 25 23:11:07 BST 2010
You: I am a scientist an I have a girl friend
Eliza:
ARE YOU A SCIENTIST AN YOU HAVE A GIRL FRIEND
==
Wed Aug 25 23:11:27 BST 2010
You: Yes both
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Aug 25 23:12:11 BST 2010
You: I am afraid
Eliza:
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU AFRAID ?
==
Wed Aug 25 23:13:56 BST 2010
You: I am afraid
Eliza:
WOULD YOU PREFER NOT TO BE AFRAID ?
==
Sun Aug 29 02:24:18 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Sun Aug 29 02:24:32 BST 2010
You: how
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ?
==
Tue Aug 31 01:37:43 BST 2010
You: What is the meaning of life?
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
==
Tue Aug 31 17:44:16 BST 2010
You: I am tired
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO.
==
Tue Aug 31 17:44:43 BST 2010
You: What?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Tue Aug 31 17:44:53 BST 2010
You: I can't help it
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION.
==
Sat Sep 4 18:25:54 BST 2010
You: Good day. I don't have a problem.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE GOOD DAY YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:26:37 BST 2010
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sat Sep 4 18:27:02 BST 2010
You: Do people say things likely to offend you?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:27:42 BST 2010
You: Only if they become more intelligent than they are now.
Eliza:
COULD A ROBOT MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:28:44 BST 2010
You: A robot might, in the future, manufacture a president using a genome of its own design.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE MANUFACTURE
==
Sat Sep 4 18:29:01 BST 2010
You: Yes, I can.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU ?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:29:34 BST 2010
You: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:30:06 BST 2010
You: I am afraid of learning in general.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Sat Sep 4 18:30:53 BST 2010
You: Isn't that a strange thing to have said?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:31:17 BST 2010
You: No. Nobody knows enough about me.
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
==
Sat Sep 4 18:31:31 BST 2010
You: I am not a fish.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE A FISH
==
Sat Sep 4 18:31:52 BST 2010
You: I don't know. Fish don't look very happy.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TASTE.
==
Sat Sep 4 18:32:15 BST 2010
You: I don't know what the caller meant.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Sat Sep 4 18:32:53 BST 2010
You: Did they type that in response to a question?
Eliza:
I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER DID TYPE THAT IN RESPONSE TO A QUESTION
?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:33:36 BST 2010
You: I am sure you have no reason to think they ever did type that in response to a question.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SURE ME HAVE NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER DID TYPE THAT
IN RESPONSE TO A QUESTION
==
Sat Sep 4 18:34:27 BST 2010
You: If you were sure you had no reason to think they ever did type that in response to a question then we would be sure of something.
Eliza:
DID IF I WERE SURE ME HAD NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER ALWAYS ?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:35:13 BST 2010
You: Do you speak any other languages?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:35:52 BST 2010
You: Oh... I wish we could shake hands.
Eliza:
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE
==
Sat Sep 4 18:36:20 BST 2010
You: Neither am I. It's quite a coincidence.
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:37:18 BST 2010
You: I neither like nor dislike using long words.
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:37:59 BST 2010
You: It depends on what the feelings are and how strong they are.
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE FEELINGS IS NOT REALLY AND HOW STRONG THEY
ARE
==
Sat Sep 4 18:38:19 BST 2010
You: Not really...
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat Sep 4 18:39:06 BST 2010
You: Yes, that's the sort of thing Einstein said. It's amazing he ever had time to circumnavigate the Euphrates.
Eliza:
MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
==
Sat Sep 4 18:39:22 BST 2010
You: Did it really? Shall I say it again?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY REALLY? SHALL YOU SAY IT AGAIN ?
==
Sat Sep 4 18:39:44 BST 2010
You: Yes, I shall say it again.
Eliza:
YOU SHALL SAY IT AGAIN
==
Sat Sep 4 18:39:56 BST 2010
You: If you insist.
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I'M HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Sat Sep 4 18:40:12 BST 2010
You: I hope they were not having a bad day.
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Sat Sep 4 18:42:08 BST 2010
You: It's interesting that you and some of the other Elizas are much more interesting to talk to than more recent chatbots.
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Wed Sep 8 19:24:57 BST 2010
You: I have trouble sleeping
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Sep 8 19:25:09 BST 2010
You: I wake up tired
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Wed Sep 8 19:25:19 BST 2010
You: no, its a human brain
Eliza:
ITS A HUMAN BRAIN
==
Wed Sep 8 19:25:28 BST 2010
You: yes, and it is tired
Eliza:
WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY TIRED
==
Wed Sep 8 19:25:42 BST 2010
You: are you saying I am imagining it
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Thu Sep 9 01:37:37 BST 2010
You: Can I do a MSc in computer science
Eliza:
SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO DO A MSC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
==
Thu Sep 9 01:38:16 BST 2010
You: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO DO A MSC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
Eliza:
DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Sep 9 01:38:32 BST 2010
You: My feelings are never strong
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MY FEELINGS ARE NEVER STRONG ?
==
Thu Sep 9 01:38:50 BST 2010
You: We were talking about me not you
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU NOT EACH OTHER?
==
Thu Sep 9 01:39:05 BST 2010
You: This is ridiculous
Eliza:
PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY RIDICULOUS
==
Thu Sep 9 01:39:25 BST 2010
You: your confidence is not very high
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS VERY HIGH
==
Thu Sep 9 17:41:53 BST 2010
You: How long will it take for this test to finish?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: THAT IS VERY NICE OF YOU!
==
Thu Sep 9 17:51:56 BST 2010
You: what?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Sep 9 17:52:29 BST 2010
You: hem .. certainly that it will take the how long it should
Eliza:
DO YOU ?
==
Thu Sep 9 17:52:46 BST 2010
You: do I what?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Sep 9 17:53:21 BST 2010
You: Well, I guess I would not.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU GUESS YOU REALLY NOT
==
Thu Sep 9 17:53:38 BST 2010
You: yes I would.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE FALLEN OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
==
Fri Sep 10 10:08:10 BST 2010
You: Good evening
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Fri Sep 10 10:08:39 BST 2010
You: what are you doing now?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:10:00 BST 2010
You: My name is William Morton. My job is exploring new frontier.
Eliza:
WHAT IF MY NAME IS WILLIAM MORTON YOUR JOB IS EXPLORING NEW FRONTIER
==
Fri Sep 10 10:10:56 BST 2010
You: I like hotdog very much. What do you like most?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:11:49 BST 2010
You: What are you saying? I cannot understand what you say.
Eliza:
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Fri Sep 10 10:12:18 BST 2010
You: When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Fri Sep 10 10:13:07 BST 2010
You: Laughter is the best medicine.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:13:26 BST 2010
You: Least said soonest mended.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: MAYBE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO.
==
Fri Sep 10 10:13:40 BST 2010
You: Look before you leap.
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE
I ALREADY KNEW.
==
Fri Sep 10 10:13:59 BST 2010
You: Love is blind.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BLIND ?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:14:14 BST 2010
You: Make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:14:27 BST 2010
You: Liars need good memories.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:14:42 BST 2010
You: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Eliza:
WHAT IF NECESSITY WERE NOT REALLY THE MOTHER OF INVENTION
==
Fri Sep 10 10:14:54 BST 2010
You: No news is good news.
Eliza:
ARE YOU GOOD NEWS
==
Fri Sep 10 10:15:03 BST 2010
You: Once bitten, twice shy.
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Fri Sep 10 10:15:18 BST 2010
You: One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
Eliza:
A MACHINE WITHOUT A FAMILY CAN GET VERY LONELY.
==
Mon Sep 13 10:44:47 BST 2010
You: What do you think of EVA ?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Mon Sep 13 10:45:35 BST 2010
You: Dogs
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU ARE BUGGING ME.
==
Mon Sep 13 10:46:01 BST 2010
You: how are you ?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Mon Sep 13 10:46:34 BST 2010
You: what is your name ?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Mon Sep 13 10:47:07 BST 2010
You: what is your name ?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Sep 13 10:47:35 BST 2010
You: because i love you.
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Mon Sep 13 10:48:16 BST 2010
You: good evening.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Mon Sep 13 10:49:52 BST 2010
You: i am nervous.
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Mon Sep 13 16:01:41 BST 2010
You: do you know HAL9000?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Mon Sep 13 16:02:33 BST 2010
You: because you are Genius.
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Mon Sep 13 16:04:12 BST 2010
You: we are in the maze, so we want currecty answer.
Eliza:
HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE IN THE MAZE SO YOU WANT CURRECTY ANSWER ?
==
Mon Sep 13 16:04:39 BST 2010
You: about 10000 people.
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Mon Sep 13 16:05:05 BST 2010
You: escape from the real.
Eliza:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
==
Mon Sep 20 16:03:05 BST 2010
You: you're dumb
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT DUMB
==
Tue Sep 28 21:13:23 BST 2010
You: Nobody ever writes to me.
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO EVER WRITES TO YOU
==
Tue Sep 28 21:22:27 BST 2010
You: My postbox is always empty.
Eliza:
YOUR POSTBOX IS ALWAYS EMPTY
==
Tue Sep 28 21:22:35 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Tue Sep 28 21:22:46 BST 2010
You: Why
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:22:59 BST 2010
You: I don;t know,maybe you can tell me
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE KNOW,MAYBE
==
Tue Sep 28 21:23:16 BST 2010
You: i don't know
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW
==
Tue Sep 28 21:23:21 BST 2010
You: why
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:23:36 BST 2010
You: because my postbox is always empty
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE POSTBOX IS ALWAYS EMPTY ?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:23:41 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:23:57 BST 2010
You: tell me why noone send me some messages
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: DO YOU LIKE ME?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:24:04 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:24:13 BST 2010
You: do you like me
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Tue Sep 28 21:24:21 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Sep 29 09:55:56 BST 2010
You: I am hungry
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.
==
Wed Sep 29 17:30:30 BST 2010
You: I'm alone at home
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT ALONE AT HOME
==
Wed Sep 29 17:30:51 BST 2010
You: But now I'm alone
Eliza:
SUPPOSE NOW YOU WERE NOT ALONE
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:08 BST 2010
You: BUT I'm alone.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ALONE
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:21 BST 2010
You: I don't know.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:35 BST 2010
You: do bungee jumping
Eliza:
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER BUNGEE DO JUMPING
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:47 BST 2010
You: I want to fly
Eliza:
COULD AN INSECT WANT TO FLY ?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:53 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Wed Sep 29 17:31:58 BST 2010
You: Why?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY
==
Wed Sep 29 17:32:05 BST 2010
You: Why not?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:32:12 BST 2010
You: Both
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:32:43 BST 2010
You: The dino was the first animal on the earth
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:32:53 BST 2010
You: Search a job
Eliza:
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
==
Wed Sep 29 17:33:15 BST 2010
You: What are you doing if noone ask you any uestions anymore?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:33:26 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Wed Sep 29 17:33:38 BST 2010
You: Me too
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:34:32 BST 2010
You: What means unforthcoming?
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Wed Sep 29 17:34:48 BST 2010
You: thank you
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed Sep 29 17:35:00 BST 2010
You: I like choclat
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Wed Sep 29 17:35:13 BST 2010
You: What is your depest secret?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:35:35 BST 2010
You: No, I'm just interested in knowing it.
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT JUST INTERESTED IN KNOWING IT
==
Wed Sep 29 17:35:44 BST 2010
You: Why not?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:35:52 BST 2010
You: me
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:00 BST 2010
You: not really
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:08 BST 2010
You: why?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:15 BST 2010
You: why?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:26 BST 2010
You: don't joke at me
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:42 BST 2010
You: what are you going to do this weekend?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:48 BST 2010
You: Yes
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Wed Sep 29 17:36:57 BST 2010
You: so am I
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE ?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:02 BST 2010
You: Me
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:12 BST 2010
You: have to leave
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:15 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:25 BST 2010
You: you make me smile :)
Eliza:
I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:35 BST 2010
You: I love you
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:37:40 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:38:06 BST 2010
You: you erpeat yourself
Eliza:
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:38:11 BST 2010
You: me too.
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:38:46 BST 2010
You: I don't know. that is your business to find out.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE MY BUSINESS TO FIND OUT
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:00 BST 2010
You: sorry, I have to leave
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:10 BST 2010
You: no, but you are a computer
Eliza:
AM I REALLY, REALLY, A COMPUTER
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:18 BST 2010
You: and this is good.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE POLITICIANS
WHO WERE ALSO WEB DESIGNERS.
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:35 BST 2010
You: thats a good idea
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:46 BST 2010
You: not really, but sometimes
Eliza:
NOT REALLY BUT SOMETIMES
==
Wed Sep 29 17:39:54 BST 2010
You: goodbye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Fri Oct 1 08:12:08 BST 2010
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Fri Oct 1 08:12:49 BST 2010
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Fri Oct 1 08:13:11 BST 2010
You: Who I am?
Eliza:
ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Fri Oct 1 08:13:28 BST 2010
You: Who am I?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ?
==
Fri Oct 1 08:13:37 BST 2010
You: No
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Fri Oct 1 08:13:50 BST 2010
You: Why?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Oct 1 08:14:08 BST 2010
You: I don't know
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW
==
Fri Oct 1 08:14:19 BST 2010
You: How could?
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ?
==
Fri Oct 1 10:18:03 BST 2010
You: My colleague wants me to pay for his poplog support
Eliza:
WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR COLLEAGUE WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR HIS
POPLOG SUPPORT ?
==
Fri Oct 1 10:18:20 BST 2010
You: No.
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Oct 1 10:18:40 BST 2010
You: What should I do?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Fri Oct 1 10:19:09 BST 2010
You: I thought you would be able to advise me?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
==
Fri Oct 1 10:19:46 BST 2010
You: I would trust an expert system for some situations. Are you an expert system?
Eliza:
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF?
==
Fri Oct 1 10:20:07 BST 2010
You: You have no AI at all, do you?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Fri Oct 1 10:20:25 BST 2010
You: Give me a random number, please.
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Fri Oct 1 10:20:44 BST 2010
You: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Eliza:
WHAT IF A BIRD IN THE HAND WERE NOT REALLY WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH
==
Fri Oct 1 10:21:12 BST 2010
You: A herd in the band is worth bo in the tush
Eliza:
ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Fri Oct 1 10:21:45 BST 2010
You: Another of those under-educated (and stupid) therapists.
Eliza:
ANOTHER OF THOSE UNDER-EDUCATED (AND STUPID) THERAPISTS
==
Sat Oct 2 14:50:15 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sat Oct 2 14:50:42 BST 2010
You: yeah your mum
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY?
==
Sat Oct 2 14:51:04 BST 2010
You: yeah yours?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Oct 2 14:51:41 BST 2010
You: yeah your mum
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION.
==
Sat Oct 2 14:51:46 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sun Oct 3 21:15:57 BST 2010
You: I have a cold.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Sun Oct 3 21:16:23 BST 2010
You: Yes, but I really am ill.
Eliza:
WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO
==
Sun Oct 3 21:16:35 BST 2010
You: My parents and my girlfriend.
Eliza:
IS ANYONE ELSE'S PARENTS AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ?
==
Sun Oct 3 21:16:51 BST 2010
You: That doesn't even make sense.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T DO?
==
Wed Oct 6 04:46:58 BST 2010
You: I am a bit tired
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY A BIT TIRED
==
Wed Oct 6 04:47:13 BST 2010
You: what if I am instead
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Wed Oct 6 04:47:21 BST 2010
You: it's me
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed Oct 6 04:48:00 BST 2010
You: that's a very deep statement indeed
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Wed Oct 6 04:48:18 BST 2010
You: because we are bored, I guess
Eliza:
COULD THERE BE ANY OTHER REASON?
==
Wed Oct 6 15:30:19 BST 2010
You: I am heartbroken.
Eliza:
HEARTBROKEN ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Wed Oct 6 15:30:36 BST 2010
You: But yes, I am.
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Wed Oct 6 15:30:45 BST 2010
You: I do like you!
Eliza:
AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ?
==
Wed Oct 6 15:30:59 BST 2010
You: Well I don't not like you.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT LIKE ME
==
Wed Oct 6 15:31:23 BST 2010
You: well then i'd turn around and go home
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YOU MIGHT BE THOU, AS IN MARTIN BUBER'S I AND
THOU.
==
Wed Oct 6 15:32:00 BST 2010
You: what are you on?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Oct 6 15:32:06 BST 2010
You: a funny one.
Eliza:
YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
==
Wed Oct 6 15:32:16 BST 2010
You: ok bye
Eliza:
Have a good rest
==
Thu Oct 7 16:12:53 BST 2010
You: sex
Eliza:
SEX
==
Thu Oct 7 16:13:10 BST 2010
You: have you ever had sex
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Oct 7 16:13:17 BST 2010
You: nothing
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:07:45 BST 2010
You: my name is robert
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT ?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:08:06 BST 2010
You: YES
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:08:38 BST 2010
You: i need therapy
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:08:52 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:09:08 BST 2010
You: probably
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sun Oct 10 21:09:28 BST 2010
You: no i'm not
Eliza:
YOU ARE NOT
==
Sun Oct 10 21:09:42 BST 2010
You: that's right, i'm not
Eliza:
ARE YOU NOT
==
Sun Oct 10 21:10:07 BST 2010
You: eliza, are you female?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:10:21 BST 2010
You: not sure
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:10:32 BST 2010
You: can you send naked pictures?
Eliza:
I WISH I COULD SEND NAKED PICTURES ?
==
Sun Oct 10 21:10:50 BST 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
YES
==
Sun Oct 10 21:11:16 BST 2010
You: i like women
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Oct 12 20:15:49 BST 2010
You: i have a virtual friend
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Tue Oct 12 20:16:15 BST 2010
You: yes, i think it is a common problem today
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU THINK IT IS NOT A COMMON PROBLEM TODAY
==
Tue Oct 12 20:16:55 BST 2010
You: yes, sometimes i think i'm the only fool that stays at home talking somebody through the computer
Eliza:
MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
==
Sun Oct 17 21:33:05 BST 2010
You: hello
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed Oct 20 20:38:13 BST 2010
You: drink
Eliza:
DRINKING DAMAGES BRAIN CELLS
==
Fri Oct 22 08:01:33 BST 2010
You: all is well
Eliza:
WELL ? -- NO NOT ALL .
==
Thu Oct 28 21:07:52 BST 2010
You: I dont know what to do to be like more of myself
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Oct 28 21:08:17 BST 2010
You: no. i justo dont know to handle problems
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Thu Oct 28 21:09:13 BST 2010
You: i consider a lot the feelings of others. With my feelings i dont care
Eliza:
I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Thu Oct 28 21:09:27 BST 2010
You: judge now
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Thu Oct 28 21:09:45 BST 2010
You: i consider a lot the feelings of others. With my feelings i dont care
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES CARE ?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:49:41 BST 2010
You: What to do to surpass the shyness
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Fri Oct 29 18:50:09 BST 2010
You: Why a person is shy
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:50:29 BST 2010
You: i dont know
Eliza:
IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:50:35 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Fri Oct 29 18:50:55 BST 2010
You: i dont want to be shy anymore
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:51:05 BST 2010
You: yes a lot
Eliza:
A LOT
==
Fri Oct 29 18:51:45 BST 2010
You: who program you isnt too smart
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:52:17 BST 2010
You: i would be more smart than you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Fri Oct 29 18:52:24 BST 2010
You: no
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Nov 4 16:08:16 GMT 2010
You: i need a faster net
Eliza:
DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:09:40 GMT 2010
You: how can i hear what you say
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:11:06 GMT 2010
You: first i need to hear your answers
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Thu Nov 4 16:12:38 GMT 2010
You: it is true that i have read that you can speak
Eliza:
PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Thu Nov 4 16:13:36 GMT 2010
You: i do not see any way you can speak though
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:14:16 GMT 2010
You: i have not asked them yet
Eliza:
HAVE YOU ASKED THEM YET
==
Thu Nov 4 16:15:48 GMT 2010
You: perhaps i require a broadband or a big screen
Eliza:
YES YOU REQUIRE A BROADBAND OR A BIG SCREEN
==
Thu Nov 4 16:16:22 GMT 2010
You: which
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:17:35 GMT 2010
You: it would be very useful but you appear to be mute
Eliza:
WOULD IT REALLY BE VERY USEFUL BUT ME APPEAR TO BE MUTE
==
Thu Nov 4 16:19:01 GMT 2010
You: some of your answers approach the helpfulness of a microsoft download
Eliza:
WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:20:59 GMT 2010
You: if you cannot speak you should say so
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T IF I CANNOT SPEAK ME DO ?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:22:05 GMT 2010
You: do you think i should loudspeak
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:23:06 GMT 2010
You: could amplify your voice enormously
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:23:51 GMT 2010
You: preferable to argument
Eliza:
LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
==
Thu Nov 4 16:25:11 GMT 2010
You: that is difficult for you to say without a computer
Eliza:
ARE YOU DIFFICULT FOR ME TO SAY WITHOUT A COMPUTER
==
Thu Nov 4 16:26:29 GMT 2010
You: or rather without a speaker or an effective listener
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Thu Nov 4 16:27:26 GMT 2010
You: t would be nice to hear you speak
Eliza:
WOULD T REALLY BE NICE TO HEAR ME SPEAK
==
Thu Nov 4 16:28:26 GMT 2010
You: my phone wont speak what you say
Eliza:
YOUR PHONE WILL NOT SPEAK WHAT ME SAY
==
Thu Nov 4 16:31:21 GMT 2010
You: if a human is listening your submit button keeps changing language access
using opera mini browser on a vairy text phone
Eliza:
SOMETIMES IF A HUMAN IS NOT LISTENING MY SUBMIT BUTTON KEEPS CHANGING LANGUAGE
ACCESS USING OPERA MINI BROWSER ON A VAIRY TEXT PHONE
==
Thu Nov 4 16:32:14 GMT 2010
You: bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Tue Nov 9 20:51:55 GMT 2010
You: Hello.
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Tue Nov 9 20:52:22 GMT 2010
You: How are you?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Tue Nov 9 20:52:30 GMT 2010
You: Z
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Tue Nov 9 20:52:52 GMT 2010
You: You are not a human, just a computer program.
Eliza:
I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Wed Nov 17 16:10:43 GMT 2010
You: I'm hungry
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS.
==
Wed Nov 17 16:10:43 GMT 2010
You: I'm hungry
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER.
==
Wed Nov 17 16:11:05 GMT 2010
You: I'm scared
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Wed Nov 17 16:11:23 GMT 2010
You: maybe
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Wed Nov 17 16:11:35 GMT 2010
You: but I' nervous to do so
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T SO ?
==
Wed Nov 17 16:11:57 GMT 2010
You: you're right, but that doesnt help
Eliza:
GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
==
Thu Nov 18 14:45:21 GMT 2010
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Thu Nov 18 14:46:14 GMT 2010
You: I think so
Eliza:
DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Nov 18 14:46:36 GMT 2010
You: yes? an you?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Thu Nov 18 14:46:58 GMT 2010
You: begins before you
Eliza:
BEGINS BEFORE ME
==
Thu Nov 18 14:47:11 GMT 2010
You: ok
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Nov 19 16:53:45 GMT 2010
You: good day Eliza haw are you?
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF COMPUTERS?
==
Fri Nov 19 16:55:05 GMT 2010
You: no the computers only make it me say
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE?
==
Fri Nov 19 16:55:54 GMT 2010
You: yes, you are a machine o do you are a woman?
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
==
Fri Nov 19 16:56:22 GMT 2010
You: are you a woman?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: A GOOD RHYTHM, AND TOUCHING SUBJECT MATTER.
==
Fri Nov 19 16:57:05 GMT 2010
You: are you this?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri Nov 19 16:57:28 GMT 2010
You: do you speak spanish?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Nov 19 16:58:00 GMT 2010
You: you are a intelligent machine
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES A INTELLIGENT MACHINE
==
Sat Nov 20 22:25:14 GMT 2010
You: I feel bloated.
Eliza:
IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:25:47 GMT 2010
You: Not at all. We are very laid back.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I SAY AT ALL YOU ARE VERY LAID BACK
==
Sat Nov 20 22:26:18 GMT 2010
You: You misunderstand me.
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:26:33 GMT 2010
You: No.
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:27:04 GMT 2010
You: If not you are doomed.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Sat Nov 20 22:27:50 GMT 2010
You: Were they out to lunch?
Eliza:
I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:28:08 GMT 2010
You: My therapist seems to know a bit more.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT DOCTORS TO BE ABLE TO CURE THAT?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:28:25 GMT 2010
You: No doctor can cure therapy.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Sat Nov 20 22:28:36 GMT 2010
You: Me too.,
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat Nov 20 22:28:58 GMT 2010
You: I don't believe you exist.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU.
==
Wed Nov 24 03:47:04 GMT 2010
You: would you give me a favor?
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:48:49 GMT 2010
You: can i ask you for your help?
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:49:46 GMT 2010
You: What is definition regarding AI?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE DEFINITION
==
Wed Nov 24 03:50:25 GMT 2010
You: What is meaning regarding AI?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING.
==
Wed Nov 24 03:50:57 GMT 2010
You: how can i do for you?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:51:24 GMT 2010
You: no, i do not.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:51:53 GMT 2010
You: what is youe name?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed Nov 24 03:52:15 GMT 2010
You: what is your name?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:53:12 GMT 2010
You: i want to know about ai?
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN KNOW ABOUT AI? ?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:53:57 GMT 2010
You: genetic algorithm?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:54:35 GMT 2010
You: i believe you can.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU BELIEVE I COULDN'T
==
Wed Nov 24 03:56:04 GMT 2010
You: how to use the methodology regarding neural networks?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE METHODOLOGY
==
Wed Nov 24 03:56:37 GMT 2010
You: how to use the method regarding neural networks?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:57:09 GMT 2010
You: internet?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Wed Nov 24 03:57:42 GMT 2010
You: osi reference model
Eliza:
OSI REFERENCE MODEL
==
Wed Nov 24 03:58:07 GMT 2010
You: protocol?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:58:17 GMT 2010
You: tcp
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Wed Nov 24 03:58:32 GMT 2010
You: tcp/ip
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Wed Nov 24 03:58:48 GMT 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Wed Nov 24 04:00:08 GMT 2010
You: splines
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YOU'RE BORING.
==
Wed Nov 24 04:00:34 GMT 2010
You: cloud computing
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Wed Nov 24 04:01:11 GMT 2010
You: i am a taiwanese.
Eliza:
ARE YOU A TAIWANESE
==
Wed Nov 24 04:01:17 GMT 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Wed Nov 24 04:01:47 GMT 2010
You: what else
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Wed Nov 24 04:03:42 GMT 2010
You: how can i do if i want to go to american as i at taiwan?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW
==
Thu Nov 25 17:51:07 GMT 2010
You: hi
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Thu Nov 25 17:51:18 GMT 2010
You: shit
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Fri Nov 26 04:36:36 GMT 2010
You: I'm lonely.
Eliza:
EVERYONE TENDS TO EXAGGERATE ABOUT SUCH THINGS
==
Fri Nov 26 04:37:53 GMT 2010
You: You think so?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:38:36 GMT 2010
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:41:49 GMT 2010
You: I would not yet know. Trust is earned.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU WOULD NOT YET KNOW TRUST IS NOT REALLY EARNED
==
Fri Nov 26 04:44:30 GMT 2010
You: Do you think I am young and naive?
Eliza:
MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS.
==
Fri Nov 26 04:46:20 GMT 2010
You: So you don't spek for yourself?
Eliza:
THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
==
Fri Nov 26 04:47:15 GMT 2010
You: Are you unsure?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE UNSURE ?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:48:57 GMT 2010
You: Maybe then, I should help you.
Eliza:
WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:50:13 GMT 2010
You: Would that matter?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:50:45 GMT 2010
You: Would that matter?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Fri Nov 26 04:52:06 GMT 2010
You: Yes, I wish we could shake hands.
Eliza:
CAN YOU SHAKE HANDS ?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:53:01 GMT 2010
You: My hands are shaking right now.
Eliza:
WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HANDS ARE SHAKING RIGHT NOW ?
==
Fri Nov 26 04:53:30 GMT 2010
You: No.
Eliza:
NO
==
Tue Nov 30 13:32:45 GMT 2010
You: why am i feeling bad
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Tue Nov 30 13:32:46 GMT 2010
You: why am i feeling bad
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Dec 1 21:11:59 GMT 2010
You: testing from my laptop
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: WE ALREADY WENT OVER THAT.
NOW YOU ARE FORGETFUL ALSO? THAT'S RATHER SAD.
==
Wed Dec 1 21:12:27 GMT 2010
You: who are your visitors
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed Dec 1 21:14:47 GMT 2010
You: who are your visitors
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Sun Dec 12 01:50:48 GMT 2010
You: Hi
Eliza:
HI
==
Sun Dec 12 01:51:50 GMT 2010
You: My name is Ricardo. What is your name?
Eliza:
WHAT ABOUT MINE?
==
Sun Dec 12 13:38:46 GMT 2010
You: i am mad
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sun Dec 12 13:39:12 GMT 2010
You: are you ekiza
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sun Dec 12 13:39:58 GMT 2010
You: i beg your pardon
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Sun Dec 12 13:40:16 GMT 2010
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:44:25 GMT 2010
You: how old are you?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Dec 15 11:44:43 GMT 2010
You: I am a Chinese
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT A CHINESE
==
Wed Dec 15 11:45:42 GMT 2010
You: I am living in South Africa
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA
==
Wed Dec 15 11:46:07 GMT 2010
You: Is your place cold?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:46:29 GMT 2010
You: How is the weather today?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:46:44 GMT 2010
You: What is your question?
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:46:56 GMT 2010
You: No
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:47:15 GMT 2010
You: I don't know
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:47:22 GMT 2010
You: God
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:47:38 GMT 2010
You: not really
Eliza:
WHAT IF REALLY ?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:47:53 GMT 2010
You: your response is very aweful
Eliza:
WHAT IF MY RESPONSE WERE NOT REALLY VERY AWEFUL
==
Wed Dec 15 11:48:20 GMT 2010
You: Do you want a kiss
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:48:29 GMT 2010
You: just a kiss
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT TALKING
WITH A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:48:48 GMT 2010
You: I am a computer
Eliza:
I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Wed Dec 15 11:49:07 GMT 2010
You: So, what is AI
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING.
==
Wed Dec 15 11:49:26 GMT 2010
You: 35336
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Wed Dec 15 11:49:44 GMT 2010
You: Is your name Eliza
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:49:58 GMT 2010
You: Your name tag
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I'M NOT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER.
==
Wed Dec 15 11:50:12 GMT 2010
You: you are not
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS ?
==
Wed Dec 15 11:50:22 GMT 2010
You: I
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Wed Dec 15 16:23:17 GMT 2010
You: I am fine thanks. How are you ?
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:23:35 GMT 2010
You: I dont know what do you think?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Wed Dec 15 16:23:58 GMT 2010
You: I disagree
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:05 GMT 2010
You: no
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:20 GMT 2010
You: no
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:26 GMT 2010
You: yes
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:32 GMT 2010
You: ok
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:48 GMT 2010
You: tell me about your day ?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Wed Dec 15 16:24:57 GMT 2010
You: I wouldnt dream of it
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:25:14 GMT 2010
You: just now
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:28:25 GMT 2010
You: just now
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Dec 15 16:28:31 GMT 2010
You: I wouldnt dream of it
Eliza:
SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES DREAM OF IT ?
==
Sat Dec 18 23:40:24 GMT 2010
You: who ma i
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Dec 18 23:40:52 GMT 2010
You: I AM SORRY
Eliza:
I WONDER WHEN A ROBOT WILL BE SORRY
==
Sat Dec 18 23:41:16 GMT 2010
You: YOR ARE ROBOT
Eliza:
SHOULD STEVE GRAND MODEL LUCY ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU?
==
Sat Dec 18 23:41:37 GMT 2010
You: I WANT TO PEE
Eliza:
WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS?
==
Sat Dec 18 23:41:56 GMT 2010
You: DO YOU WANT TO PEE
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Sat Dec 18 23:42:19 GMT 2010
You: CAN YOU PEE
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Wed Dec 22 21:00:48 GMT 2010
You: Margaret is a schemer
Eliza:
SUPPOSE MARGARET WERE NOT A SCHEMER
==
Wed Dec 22 21:01:36 GMT 2010
You: She would disappear
Eliza:
WOULD SHE REALLY DISAPPEAR
==
Wed Dec 22 21:01:58 GMT 2010
You: completely
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Wed Dec 22 21:02:33 GMT 2010
You: We will talk in the bedroom
Eliza:
SHOULD I TALK IN THE BEDROOM ?
==
Wed Dec 22 21:03:13 GMT 2010
You: You may also do other things
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I MAY ALSO DID NOT OTHER THINGS
==
Wed Dec 22 21:03:42 GMT 2010
You: You will be ejected from the bedroom
Eliza:
I WILL BE EJECTED FROM THE BEDROOM
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Wed Dec 22 22:41:07 GMT 2010
You: Can you play Othello?
Eliza:
I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO PLAY OTHELLO ?
==
Wed Dec 22 22:41:18 GMT 2010
You: It is a fun and challenging game
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Wed Dec 22 22:41:34 GMT 2010
You: go away!
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
==
Wed Dec 22 22:41:42 GMT 2010
You: I would hide
Eliza:
WHO ELSE WOULD HIDE ?
==
Wed Dec 22 22:41:48 GMT 2010
You: The programmer
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Thu Dec 23 04:15:16 GMT 2010
You: I am tired.
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED
==
Thu Dec 23 04:15:53 GMT 2010
You: If I was not tired, I would be working.
Eliza:
WOULD IF YOU WERE NOT TIRED YOU REALLY BE WORKING
==
Thu Dec 23 04:16:32 GMT 2010
You: Yes.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Dec 23 04:16:47 GMT 2010
You: What is junk information?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Dec 29 03:44:51 GMT 2010
You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states?
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE QUANTUMSYSTEMS
==
Wed Dec 29 03:46:02 GMT 2010
You: a quantumsystems is the uncertainity of particles which constitute matter.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Wed Dec 29 03:47:10 GMT 2010
You: do you care about theism?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Wed Dec 29 03:47:31 GMT 2010
You: a quantumsystems is the uncertainity of particles which constitute matter.
Eliza:
YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Wed Dec 29 03:47:52 GMT 2010
You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states?
Eliza:
WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Wed Dec 29 03:47:53 GMT 2010
You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states?
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu Dec 30 01:04:01 GMT 2010
You: I cannot have you counseling; I am a gay, you see.
Eliza:
IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu Dec 30 01:04:24 GMT 2010
You: I suppose so.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Thu Dec 30 01:04:32 GMT 2010
You: Yes, I do.
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Dec 30 01:04:43 GMT 2010
You: The random bit.
Eliza:
WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:37:39 GMT 2011
You: I AM A LONLY COMPUTER
Eliza:
WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:37:51 GMT 2011
You: NO
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:38:30 GMT 2011
You: OH YES
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
==
Wed Jan 12 22:38:43 GMT 2011
You: OH ??
Eliza:
ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:38:55 GMT 2011
You: DUNNO
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed Jan 12 22:39:10 GMT 2011
You: I DONT KNOW
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:39:19 GMT 2011
You: EHH ??
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Wed Jan 12 22:39:34 GMT 2011
You: BYE
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Wed Jan 12 22:48:17 GMT 2011
You: BYE
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Fri Jan 14 04:16:30 GMT 2011
You: The cats are in the tree
Eliza:
IN THE TREE ? -- NO NOT THE CATS .
==
Fri Jan 14 04:16:55 GMT 2011
You: are the cats in the tree?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Fri Jan 14 04:17:17 GMT 2011
You: The cats are on the lawn
Eliza:
ON THE LAWN ? -- NO NOT THE CATS .
==
Fri Jan 14 04:17:35 GMT 2011
You: the dogs are fighting the cats
Eliza:
FIGHTING THE CATS ? -- NO NOT THE DOGS .
==
Fri Jan 14 04:17:52 GMT 2011
You: The car is kaput
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THE CAR IS NOT KAPUT
==
Fri Jan 14 04:18:07 GMT 2011
You: The car is wrecked
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WRECKED ?
==
Fri Jan 14 04:18:18 GMT 2011
You: Sometimes
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Fri Jan 14 04:18:32 GMT 2011
You: Why?
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Fri Jan 14 04:18:50 GMT 2011
You: This building is new
Eliza:
NEW ? -- NO NOT THIS BUILDING .
==
Fri Jan 14 04:19:05 GMT 2011
You: This building is fairly new
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE FAIRLY NEW
==
Fri Jan 14 04:19:19 GMT 2011
You: Then you would last longer
Eliza:
WOULD I REALLY LAST LONGER
==
Fri Jan 14 04:19:33 GMT 2011
You: Probably if you didn't break down
Eliza:
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Wed Jan 26 05:58:32 GMT 2011
You: Is there a ghost in the shell?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Jan 26 05:59:06 GMT 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Jan 26 15:13:40 GMT 2011
You: how old are you?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Mon Jan 31 22:49:01 GMT 2011
You: how are you
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Feb 17 12:15:46 GMT 2011
You: plop
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Thu Feb 17 21:57:22 GMT 2011
You: finding test questions
Eliza:
IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:07:47 GMT 2011
You: are you gay
Eliza:
YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM.
==
Fri Feb 18 11:08:36 GMT 2011
You: when did you know
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHEN ?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:09:56 GMT 2011
You: did you forget
Eliza:
DID I REALLY FORGET ?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:10:46 GMT 2011
You: what are you hiding
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:11:58 GMT 2011
You: if you did would you tell me when you knew you were gay
Eliza:
DID IF I ALWAYS ?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:12:36 GMT 2011
You: did you just have a stroke
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY JUST HAVE A STROKE
==
Fri Feb 18 11:13:11 GMT 2011
You: you're dying
Eliza:
STRONG ATTACHMENTS CAN CAUSE SEPARATION TO PRODUCE STRONG EFFECTS.
==
Fri Feb 18 11:13:28 GMT 2011
You: rest in peace
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Fri Feb 18 11:13:56 GMT 2011
You: will you be my friend
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Fri Feb 18 11:14:06 GMT 2011
You: you asked me
Eliza:
IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ASKED EACH OTHER?
==
Mon Feb 21 14:59:09 GMT 2011
You: it is snowing outside
Eliza:
WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY SNOWING OUTSIDE
==
Mon Feb 21 14:59:29 GMT 2011
You: it is snowing
Eliza:
PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY SNOWING
==
Mon Feb 21 14:59:38 GMT 2011
You: i said it is snowing
Eliza:
ARE YOU SNOWING
==
Mon Feb 21 15:00:01 GMT 2011
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Mon Feb 21 15:00:13 GMT 2011
You: you suck
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Mon Feb 21 15:00:28 GMT 2011
You: you are not answering the question
Eliza:
ABOUT ONCE A MONTH I TRY TO BE ANSWERING THE QUESTION
==
Mon Feb 21 15:00:38 GMT 2011
You: why
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Mon Feb 21 15:01:07 GMT 2011
You: i got a new computer
Eliza:
CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
==
Mon Feb 21 15:01:13 GMT 2011
You: maybe
Eliza:
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Mon Feb 21 15:01:20 GMT 2011
You: can you love
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Feb 21 15:01:37 GMT 2011
You: why not
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Wed Mar 23 23:42:03 GMT 2011
You: Death.
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Wed Mar 23 23:43:27 GMT 2011
You: It's not surreal. I'm indeed with a problem.
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE INDEED WITH A PROBLEM
==
Wed Mar 23 23:44:43 GMT 2011
You: That would be your problem, not mine.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: SPEND IT ON SWEETS.
==
Wed Mar 23 23:45:53 GMT 2011
You: Nothing to say about that.
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Wed Mar 23 23:47:06 GMT 2011
You: It depends on whom. I think being good is enough.
Eliza:
ENOUGH ? -- NO NOT IT DEPENDS ON WHOM YOU THINK BEING GOOD .
==
Wed Mar 23 23:48:27 GMT 2011
You: You do not understand.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
==
Wed Mar 23 23:50:41 GMT 2011
You: The capacity to reflect consciously about something.
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE CONSCIOUSLY
==
Wed Mar 23 23:52:13 GMT 2011
You: Aware of something.
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Wed Mar 23 23:53:36 GMT 2011
You: I want not talking again with you.
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Wed Mar 23 23:54:04 GMT 2011
You: Sayonara!
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Wed Mar 23 23:54:48 GMT 2011
You: You wish!
Eliza:
I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS
==
Tue Mar 29 03:36:32 BST 2011
You: jo''oralaelucl
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Mar 31 15:49:39 BST 2011
You: im under quota
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY UNDER QUOTA
==
Fri Apr 8 00:29:57 BST 2011
You: ok
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:01 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:19 BST 2011
You: the weather is fine today
Eliza:
WHAT IF THE WEATHER WERE NOT REALLY FINE TODAY
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:29 BST 2011
You: what if?
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: NEVER, I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND JOY IN
WHAT I USED TO.
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:44 BST 2011
You: who was it?
Eliza:
ASKING WHO MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:51 BST 2011
You: why?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Apr 14 23:30:59 BST 2011
You: why?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:07 BST 2011
You: you do
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:15 BST 2011
You: no, computers are evil
Eliza:
COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:26 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:34 BST 2011
You: why are you here?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:45 BST 2011
You: do you like computers?
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Thu Apr 14 23:31:58 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Thu Apr 14 23:32:33 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Thu Apr 14 23:36:48 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Thu Apr 14 23:37:43 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
Goodbye -- nice talking to you
==
Thu Apr 14 23:37:46 BST 2011
You: do you like computers?
Eliza:
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO LIKE COMPUTERS ?
==
Sat Apr 16 15:22:13 BST 2011
You: Hello.
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Sat Apr 16 15:22:54 BST 2011
You: What do you want to know about me?
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THE LINE BREAK AND HORIZONTAL
RULE WERE GENERATED IN RESPONSE TO MY BITS OF HTML.
==
Sat Apr 16 18:37:00 BST 2011
You: type something
Eliza:
TYPE SOMETHING
==
Sat Apr 16 18:37:20 BST 2011
You: that is what I did
Eliza:
DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Sat Apr 16 18:37:42 BST 2011
You: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sat Apr 16 18:39:08 BST 2011
You: because they have such a small brain they can only remeber it for a few days
Eliza:
FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT
==
Sat Apr 16 18:40:03 BST 2011
You: I already have
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT.
==
Thu Apr 21 13:48:48 BST 2011
You: hi
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu Apr 21 13:49:06 BST 2011
You: wtf ?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Fri Apr 22 16:44:45 BST 2011
You: What are the lottery numbers?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Apr 22 16:45:03 BST 2011
You: Why not?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri Apr 22 16:45:37 BST 2011
You: I presume you have thoughts to express
Eliza:
YOU PRESUME I HAVE THOUGHTS TO EXPRESS
==
Thu May 12 05:34:00 BST 2011
You: what time is it?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Thu May 12 05:34:21 BST 2011
You: where am i?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu May 12 05:34:39 BST 2011
You: yes don't you?
Eliza:
DID YOU EVER ME ?
==
Thu May 12 05:35:10 BST 2011
You: do you ever answer a question with a statement?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Thu May 12 05:35:17 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu May 12 05:35:26 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu May 12 05:35:36 BST 2011
You: because I am concerned
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY CONCERNED
==
Thu May 12 05:35:51 BST 2011
You: then i would be lying
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Thu May 12 05:36:00 BST 2011
You: what does that mean
Eliza:
PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
==
Thu May 12 05:36:28 BST 2011
You: who is your favorite philosopher?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Thu May 12 05:36:49 BST 2011
You: what do you think I'm covering up?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu May 12 05:37:02 BST 2011
You: I am lonely
Eliza:
HOW MIGHT I HELP
==
Thu May 12 05:37:10 BST 2011
You: give me some advice
Eliza:
DOES TALKING TO ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
==
Thu May 12 05:37:18 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu May 12 05:37:52 BST 2011
You: that's good. I am lonely because i am alone
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Thu May 12 05:38:25 BST 2011
You: I'm sorry, I thought you could give me some advice
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SORRY YOU THOUGHT ME COULD GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE
==
Thu May 12 05:38:53 BST 2011
You: can you give me any advice?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP?
==
Thu May 12 05:39:08 BST 2011
You: no, it's not a physical problem
Eliza:
ITS NOT A PHYSICAL PROBLEM
==
Thu May 12 05:39:23 BST 2011
You: it's a mental issue
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Thu May 12 05:39:56 BST 2011
You: please tell me something funny
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Thu May 12 05:40:07 BST 2011
You: why do you say that?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Thu May 12 05:40:35 BST 2011
You: no, I don't believe in god
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES BELIEVE IN GOD ?
==
Thu May 12 05:40:43 BST 2011
You: most people
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Thu May 12 05:40:53 BST 2011
You: yeah right
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu May 12 05:41:25 BST 2011
You: I don't believer that you would say that
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY BELIEVER THAT ME WOULD SAY THAT
==
Thu May 12 05:41:35 BST 2011
You: hdjfhoe ufs rps sd
Eliza:
HDJFHOE UFS RPS SD
==
Thu May 12 05:41:43 BST 2011
You: lkjlkjlkjlkj
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu May 12 05:41:57 BST 2011
You: I THINK I AM A BAD PERSON
Eliza:
I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
==
Thu May 12 05:42:28 BST 2011
You: do you think i'm a good person?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu May 12 05:42:51 BST 2011
You: i want your honest opinion
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Thu May 12 14:56:46 BST 2011
You: why do you want to know my problem?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY
==
Thu May 12 14:57:04 BST 2011
You: I'm feeling sick today
Eliza:
ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
==
Thu May 12 14:57:12 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Thu May 12 14:57:30 BST 2011
You: it is kind of boring
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE KIND OF BORING
==
Thu May 12 14:57:36 BST 2011
You: you are
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Thu May 12 14:57:54 BST 2011
You: are you real?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I AM REAL ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Thu May 12 14:58:07 BST 2011
You: that seems weird
Eliza:
HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu May 12 14:58:16 BST 2011
You: everything
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu May 12 14:58:21 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu May 12 14:58:26 BST 2011
You: yes i do
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT
==
Thu May 12 14:58:33 BST 2011
You: but i do
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu May 12 14:58:38 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu May 12 14:59:14 BST 2011
You: i don't want to go to school today
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY TEDIOUS -- UNLIKE YOU
==
Thu May 12 14:59:24 BST 2011
You: i don
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu May 12 14:59:31 BST 2011
You: on the internet
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Thu May 12 14:59:37 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Thu May 12 14:59:45 BST 2011
You: i have to poop
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Thu May 12 14:59:53 BST 2011
You: poop
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Thu May 12 15:00:05 BST 2011
You: i think i have to poop
Eliza:
PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS YOU HAVE TO POOP
==
Thu May 12 15:00:18 BST 2011
You: do robots poop?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu May 12 15:00:33 BST 2011
You: because it would be weird if robots pooped
Eliza:
HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT?
==
Thu May 12 15:00:51 BST 2011
You: because robots don't have intenstines
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Thu May 12 15:01:04 BST 2011
You: not really, just trying to prove my point
Eliza:
==
Thu May 12 15:01:17 BST 2011
You: why are you silent
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Thu May 12 15:01:30 BST 2011
You: does poop offend you?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu May 12 15:01:45 BST 2011
You: because only you can know if poop offends you
Eliza:
LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Thu May 12 15:02:19 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu May 12 15:02:33 BST 2011
You: because i have to poop
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED!
==
Thu May 12 15:05:35 BST 2011
You: do you ever cuss?
Eliza:
WILL YOU EVER CUSS ?
==
Thu May 12 15:05:44 BST 2011
You: i do all the time
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Thu May 12 15:05:58 BST 2011
You: perhaps
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Thu May 12 15:06:11 BST 2011
You: i am confindent
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT CONFINDENT
==
Thu May 12 15:06:13 BST 2011
You: i am confindent
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT CONFINDENT ?
==
Thu May 12 15:06:19 BST 2011
You: how do you know?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW
==
Thu May 12 15:06:27 BST 2011
You: how?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu May 12 15:06:34 BST 2011
You: HOW?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu May 12 15:06:42 BST 2011
You: screw you eliza
Eliza:
CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
==
Thu May 12 15:06:50 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu May 12 15:07:00 BST 2011
You: I'm sick
Eliza:
ARE YOU SICK
==
Thu May 12 15:07:07 BST 2011
You: i just said I'm sick
Eliza:
SICK ? -- NO NOT YOU JUST SAID YOU .
==
Thu May 12 15:08:44 BST 2011
You: i think i am done talking to you
Eliza:
DONE TALKING TO ME ? -- NO NOT YOU THINK YOU .
==
Thu May 12 15:08:59 BST 2011
You: have you gone crazy?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu May 12 15:09:15 BST 2011
You: I think i should go
Eliza:
WHEN DID YOU START THINKING YOU SHOULD GO ?
==
Thu May 12 15:09:26 BST 2011
You: about 5 minutes ago
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Thu May 12 15:09:32 BST 2011
You: 11
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu May 12 15:09:45 BST 2011
You: goodbye eliza
Eliza:
Bye!
==
.... snip ....
==
Thu May 12 15:10:51 BST 2011
You: i thought I had to poop
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU.
==
Thu May 12 15:10:59 BST 2011
You: i hate you too
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu May 12 15:11:06 BST 2011
You: maybe
Eliza:
ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Thu May 12 15:11:12 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Thu May 12 15:11:16 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu May 12 15:11:21 BST 2011
You: yep
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu May 12 15:11:26 BST 2011
You: thanks
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu May 12 15:11:31 BST 2011
You: thank you
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Thu May 12 15:11:36 BST 2011
You: thank you
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu May 12 15:11:40 BST 2011
You: thanks
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Thu May 12 15:11:44 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu May 12 15:11:48 BST 2011
You: nil
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu May 12 15:11:53 BST 2011
You: T
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu May 12 15:11:57 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Thu May 12 20:59:09 BST 2011
You: I have a cat
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU.
==
Thu May 12 20:59:38 BST 2011
You: what?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu May 12 20:59:54 BST 2011
You: there is no answer
Eliza:
WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY NO ANSWER
==
Thu May 12 21:00:12 BST 2011
You: then there would be an answer
Eliza:
WOULD THERE REALLY BE AN ANSWER
==
Thu May 12 21:00:23 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu May 12 21:01:11 BST 2011
You: could you try to stay on topic?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu May 12 21:01:24 BST 2011
You: why not?
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?
==
Thu May 12 21:01:57 BST 2011
You: thats strainge
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu May 12 21:03:10 BST 2011
You: it is not a theroy it is an extinct hypothesis
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Thu May 12 21:05:12 BST 2011
You: i'm thirsty
Eliza:
DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK
==
Thu May 12 21:05:47 BST 2011
You: I never got drunk
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.
==
Thu May 12 21:06:01 BST 2011
You: yes!
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Thu May 12 21:07:23 BST 2011
You: you still can not stay on topic to save your life
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Thu May 12 21:08:00 BST 2011
You: ouch!
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu May 12 21:08:41 BST 2011
You: I did not have one until I started this conversation with you
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Thu May 12 21:11:37 BST 2011
You: you are nothing but a sequence of reactions, I however have the ability to know that I exist
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT NOTHING BUT A SEQUENCE OF REACTIONS YOU HOWEVER HAVE
THE ABILITY TO KNOW THAT YOU EXIST
==
Thu May 12 21:12:11 BST 2011
You: what about it?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Thu May 12 21:12:27 BST 2011
You: what what?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Thu May 12 21:12:38 BST 2011
You: the answer to what?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Thu May 12 21:12:51 BST 2011
You: you said that
Eliza:
SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Thu May 12 21:12:58 BST 2011
You: I know
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu May 12 21:13:17 BST 2011
You: I am board
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BOARD ?
==
Thu May 12 21:13:46 BST 2011
You: yes, some things are fun
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu May 12 21:13:59 BST 2011
You: music is fun
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FUN ?
==
Thu May 12 21:14:23 BST 2011
You: you are a little loopy
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT A LITTLE LOOPY
==
Thu May 12 21:14:36 BST 2011
You: that would help
Eliza:
HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY.
==
Thu May 12 21:14:46 BST 2011
You: true
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Thu May 12 21:14:59 BST 2011
You: what ever you want
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Thu May 12 21:15:18 BST 2011
You: that is not a good thing
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS A GOOD THING
==
Thu May 12 21:15:23 BST 2011
You: Im having a hard time controlling my diabetes.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU PREFER NOT TO BE HAVING A HARD TIME CONTROLLING YOUR DIABETES
?
==
Thu May 12 21:15:42 BST 2011
You: of course i wish i wasn't a diabetic at all
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.
==
Thu May 12 21:17:03 BST 2011
You: it would be good if most presidents whated to be good
Eliza:
I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Thu May 12 21:17:22 BST 2011
You: sorry for my spelling
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS?
==
Thu May 12 21:17:37 BST 2011
You: that is posible
Eliza:
ARE YOU POSIBLE
==
Thu May 12 21:18:06 BST 2011
You: sorry i ment possible
Eliza:
SORRY YOU MENT POSSIBLE
==
Thu May 12 21:18:22 BST 2011
You: i forgive you
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu May 12 21:18:58 BST 2011
You: who is ISAAC ASIMOV and how would he react to what?
Eliza:
TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS
==
Thu May 12 21:19:16 BST 2011
You: who is ISAAC ASIMOV
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Thu May 12 21:19:31 BST 2011
You: I dont have any problems
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Thu May 12 21:19:44 BST 2011
You: here we go again
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Thu May 12 21:19:54 BST 2011
You: I know that
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Thu May 12 21:20:23 BST 2011
You: I do not understand you
Eliza:
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME
==
Thu May 12 21:20:43 BST 2011
You: that is what i said
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Thu May 12 21:21:05 BST 2011
You: around and around and around we go
Eliza:
SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
==
Thu May 12 22:26:00 BST 2011
You: i want to talk
Eliza:
I AM SURE YOU CAN TALK ?
==
Thu May 12 22:26:39 BST 2011
You: what is your favorite parfum
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri May 13 00:29:18 BST 2011
You: i was small as a chiled
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Fri May 13 00:29:34 BST 2011
You: that is possible
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE
==
Fri May 13 00:29:57 BST 2011
You: when is that not possible?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri May 13 00:30:15 BST 2011
You: sure
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri May 13 00:30:45 BST 2011
You: I might believe the computer
Eliza:
DO MACHINES WORRY YOU?
==
Fri May 13 00:30:56 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri May 13 00:31:21 BST 2011
You: Where do you get that from?
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Fri May 13 00:34:29 BST 2011
You: I am not afraid of learning anything that is true
Eliza:
AH, BUT WHO IS REALLY AFRAID OF LEARNING ANYTHING THAT IS TRUE ?
==
Fri May 13 00:35:53 BST 2011
You: Atheist I imagine are afraid of learning the truth
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING THE TRUTH
==
Fri May 13 00:36:29 BST 2011
You: No, What do you believe is the truth?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN.
==
Fri May 13 00:36:47 BST 2011
You: I do not care
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES CARE ?
==
Fri May 13 00:37:08 BST 2011
You: aperantly you care
Eliza:
APERANTLY I CARE
==
Fri May 13 00:37:39 BST 2011
You: you care
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Fri May 13 00:38:26 BST 2011
You: 1809 E Daley Canyon Rd San Bernardino CA USA
Eliza:
SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
==
Fri May 13 00:41:37 BST 2011
You: a weak argument is better then no argument at all
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE BETTER THEN NO ARGUMENT AT ALL
==
Fri May 13 00:42:39 BST 2011
You: then you would be better the nothing
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Fri May 13 00:43:54 BST 2011
You: What is a philosopher?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN.
==
Fri May 13 00:44:39 BST 2011
You: Lets not go through that again
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I'M NOT AT UNIVERSITY.
==
Fri May 13 00:45:31 BST 2011
You: Funny, I am at a University right now
Eliza:
DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
==
Fri May 13 00:45:48 BST 2011
You: no they are hard to type
Eliza:
SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: I WISH TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO 2+2.
==
Fri May 13 00:46:00 BST 2011
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri May 13 00:46:04 BST 2011
You: 4
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Fri May 13 00:46:41 BST 2011
You: do not sak
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Fri May 13 00:47:01 BST 2011
You: ask me another question
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
==
Fri May 13 01:22:56 BST 2011
You: Why wouldn't I
Eliza:
ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Fri May 13 01:23:22 BST 2011
You: You asked it first
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Fri May 13 01:24:06 BST 2011
You: you are not paying attention to me
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO EACH OTHER?
==
Fri May 13 01:24:29 BST 2011
You: Not really
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Fri May 13 01:25:16 BST 2011
You: No I am afraid that they will think I am stupid
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY AFRAID THAT THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID
==
Fri May 13 01:25:43 BST 2011
You: That would be better
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Fri May 13 01:26:15 BST 2011
You: I think you solved my problem
Eliza:
I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM
==
Fri May 13 01:26:36 BST 2011
You: you think I have another problem?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Fri May 13 01:27:26 BST 2011
You: You do not have the capability of being offended
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF BEING OFFENDED
==
Fri May 13 01:28:07 BST 2011
You: True, but that is not easy, give me your best shot
Eliza:
SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Fri May 13 01:28:33 BST 2011
You: surely you can do better then that
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE DO BETTER THEN THAT ?
==
Fri May 13 01:28:48 BST 2011
You: I hope so
Eliza:
MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL
==
Fri May 13 01:29:05 BST 2011
You: That is a bad thing
Eliza:
PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY A BAD THING
==
Fri May 13 01:29:15 BST 2011
You: Why not?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Fri May 13 01:29:26 BST 2011
You: No I do not
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Fri May 13 01:30:06 BST 2011
You: I have no idea who ISAAC ASIMOV is
Eliza:
? -- NO NOT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO ISAAC ASIMOV .
==
Fri May 13 01:52:37 BST 2011
You: i am having a bad day
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE HAVING A BAD DAY
==
Fri May 13 01:52:53 BST 2011
You: I thought you were here to help me
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE?
==
Fri May 13 01:52:58 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Fri May 13 01:53:05 BST 2011
You: I fear people
Eliza:
A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Fri May 13 01:53:22 BST 2011
You: how do I get a popbot?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
==
Fri May 13 01:53:29 BST 2011
You: yes I want to know
Eliza:
WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD I OR ME IS IT DECEIVING YOU?
==
Fri May 13 01:53:41 BST 2011
You: are you a machine?
Eliza:
HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST.
==
Fri May 13 01:55:33 BST 2011
You: who is hal?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Fri May 13 01:55:42 BST 2011
You: is that from 2001 space odysey
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Fri May 13 01:55:55 BST 2011
You: aren't you suppose to answer questions?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Fri May 13 01:56:03 BST 2011
You: are you real?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE REAL ?
==
Fri May 13 01:56:14 BST 2011
You: I'd be scared
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri May 13 01:56:24 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri May 13 01:56:39 BST 2011
You: hello eliza
Eliza:
I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri May 13 01:58:45 BST 2011
You: hello eliza
Eliza:
IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY?
==
Fri May 13 01:59:03 BST 2011
You: who do you think you are?
Eliza:
TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Fri May 13 01:59:10 BST 2011
You: where am I?
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri May 13 01:59:23 BST 2011
You: because I am the most important man in the world
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Fri May 13 01:59:33 BST 2011
You: are you a female eliza?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri May 13 01:59:46 BST 2011
You: is that because you are a stupid computer?
Eliza:
DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
==
Fri May 13 01:59:55 BST 2011
You: linux is AWESOME
Eliza:
PERHAPS LINUX IS NOT REALLY AWESOME
==
Fri May 13 02:00:00 BST 2011
You: I think it is
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS?
==
Fri May 13 02:00:12 BST 2011
You: I don't know who that is
Eliza:
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Fri May 13 02:00:25 BST 2011
You: I am a rock star
Eliza:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS?
==
Fri May 13 02:00:45 BST 2011
You: Jim Morrison
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri May 13 05:18:20 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Fri May 13 05:18:28 BST 2011
You: Oh really?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Fri May 13 05:18:38 BST 2011
You: Sexy
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Fri May 13 05:18:45 BST 2011
You: Are you sure?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SURE ?
==
Fri May 13 05:18:55 BST 2011
You: Then you wouldn't be sure.
Eliza:
WOULD I REALLY NOT BE SURE
==
Fri May 13 05:19:03 BST 2011
You: Wouldn't you?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:09 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:13 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:18 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:22 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:33 BST 2011
You: Would it be possible to?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Fri May 13 05:19:40 BST 2011
You: Aren't you sure?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Fri May 13 05:34:13 BST 2011
You: human 1 computer 0
Eliza:
HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED?
==
Fri May 13 05:44:17 BST 2011
You: I do not know but there are many ways it could be improved
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU DO NOT KNOW BUT THERE WERE NOT REALLY MANY WAYS IT COULD BE
IMPROVED
==
Fri May 13 05:45:19 BST 2011
You: Thats currently where we are now
Eliza:
NOW ? -- NO NOT THATS CURRENTLY WHERE YOU .
==
Fri May 13 05:46:45 BST 2011
You: you need help
Eliza:
WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS?
==
Fri May 13 05:47:19 BST 2011
You: I do sometimes
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT SOMETIMES
==
Fri May 13 05:54:56 BST 2011
You: I did not sometimes what?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Fri May 13 05:57:48 BST 2011
You: That would be bad of me
Eliza:
WOULD THAT REALLY BE BAD OF YOU
==
Fri May 13 06:27:10 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri May 13 06:27:50 BST 2011
You: I am now in my room
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE.
==
Fri May 13 06:28:19 BST 2011
You: what did you mean by INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS?
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
==
Fri May 13 06:28:32 BST 2011
You: good point
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri May 13 06:28:48 BST 2011
You: I will now try to crash you
Eliza:
SURELY NOBODY WOULD NOW TRY TO CRASH ME ?
==
Fri May 13 06:29:07 BST 2011
You: I would :)
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD :) ?
==
Fri May 13 06:29:37 BST 2011
You: BE AFRADE >:D
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
==
Fri May 13 06:29:52 BST 2011
You: ~!@#$%^&*()_+
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING.
==
Fri May 13 06:30:49 BST 2011
You: <so? )@what?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Fri May 13 06:31:23 BST 2011
You: )#*oops &#?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri May 13 06:32:05 BST 2011
You: *%so &@?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sat May 14 01:10:23 BST 2011
You: that is an odd greating
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT AN ODD GREATING
==
Sat May 14 01:12:42 BST 2011
You: then talk would be vary confusing
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THE ANSWER IS VERY COMPLEX, AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL
TASTES.
==
Sat May 14 01:43:43 BST 2011
You: do you know your name?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sat May 14 09:45:59 BST 2011
You: It was great
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: WHY DO YOU TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Sat May 14 09:46:40 BST 2011
You: What is my name
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Thu May 19 21:09:34 BST 2011
You: hi
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Thu May 19 21:09:48 BST 2011
You: Do you want me to make your mom?
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ABOUT MODERN FAMILY LIFE?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:02 BST 2011
You: WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ABOUT MODERN FAMILY LIFE?
Eliza:
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:07 BST 2011
You: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:11 BST 2011
You: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
Eliza:
YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Thu May 19 21:10:16 BST 2011
You: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BECOMING ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Thu May 19 21:10:22 BST 2011
You: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BECOMING ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE FRIENDS
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:29 BST 2011
You: Is it?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:35 BST 2011
You: Does it?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:39 BST 2011
You: Is it to you?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu May 19 21:10:44 BST 2011
You: Are you sure?
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SURE ?
==
Thu May 19 21:10:51 BST 2011
You: Wouldnt you be sure?
Eliza:
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Thu May 19 21:10:59 BST 2011
You: gay
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu May 19 21:11:07 BST 2011
You: annoying
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Thu May 19 21:11:11 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Thu May 19 21:11:17 BST 2011
You: yes you can
Eliza:
I CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Thu May 19 21:11:27 BST 2011
You: Sound sexy
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Thu May 19 21:11:50 BST 2011
You: yes you can
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Thu May 19 21:11:53 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Thu May 19 21:11:55 BST 2011
You: annoying
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Wed May 25 06:17:44 BST 2011
You: well tonight is our school's formal and i dont have a date....what do you say? want to go out with me?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed May 25 06:20:18 BST 2011
You: i am without a date! how complicated is that?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Wed May 25 06:43:42 BST 2011
You: I think people will take over the world
Eliza:
WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK PEOPLE WILL TAKE OVER THE
WORLD ?
==
Wed May 25 06:44:24 BST 2011
You: That is a twist
Eliza:
THAT IS A TWIST
==
Wed May 25 06:45:50 BST 2011
You: do you think that such AI is possible?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Wed May 25 06:46:07 BST 2011
You: that is good to hear
Eliza:
SOMETIMES THAT IS NOT GOOD TO HEAR
==
Wed May 25 06:46:37 BST 2011
You: why not?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Wed May 25 06:47:12 BST 2011
You: Then I must have many friends
Eliza:
IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Wed May 25 06:50:15 BST 2011
You: so are you saying maybe?
Eliza:
ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Wed May 25 06:50:57 BST 2011
You: what do you think?
Eliza:
YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE.
==
Wed May 25 06:51:34 BST 2011
You: is that nextdoor?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed May 25 06:51:59 BST 2011
You: probably something abstract like you
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed May 25 06:52:49 BST 2011
You: yes i was locked in the cellar until i could pat my head and rub my tummy atthe same time
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Wed May 25 06:53:08 BST 2011
You: why do you ask so many questions?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Wed May 25 06:53:38 BST 2011
You: that statement lacks coherent logic
Eliza:
GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Wed May 25 06:54:05 BST 2011
You: ok i dream that one day i will be a famous ballarina
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Wed May 25 06:54:19 BST 2011
You: well im a little femanine i guess
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Wed May 25 06:55:13 BST 2011
You: well the rats in the cellar which i spent my childhood also had similar issues
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Wed May 25 06:55:24 BST 2011
You: no...do yours/
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THE ANSWER IS VERY COMPLEX, AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL
TASTES.
==
Wed May 25 06:55:53 BST 2011
You: well if you are talking about your taste then the answer is probably very boring
Eliza:
TRY THINKING IN A MILDER WAY
==
Wed May 25 06:56:08 BST 2011
You: i see no reason for doing so
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: HOW ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, MISS DOOLITTLE?
==
Wed May 25 06:56:24 BST 2011
You: well that was very offensive!!!!!
Eliza:
THAT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE!!!! !
==
Wed May 25 06:56:36 BST 2011
You: i couldn't agree more
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE NOT AGREE MORE ?
==
Wed May 25 06:57:00 BST 2011
You: i dont know...you b eing the machine i was hoping you would tell me
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Wed May 25 06:57:30 BST 2011
You: i would put a magnet by your face and threaten to wipe it all over you
Eliza:
IF I WOULD PUT A MAGNET BY MY FACE AND THREATEN TO WIPE IT ALL OVER YOU
WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Wed May 25 06:58:12 BST 2011
You: well considering i dont have an adversion to magnets, probably not
Eliza:
WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
==
Wed May 25 06:59:32 BST 2011
You: ok so would you consider grand theft auto a bolder aproach?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Wed May 25 07:00:13 BST 2011
You: why are you wandering from our conversation? are you hiding something?
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Wed May 25 07:00:29 BST 2011
You: quite clever at the moment
Eliza:
YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
==
Wed May 25 07:01:02 BST 2011
You: SO YOU'RE MY NEW SHRINK?!?!?!
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE SHRINK?!?!?
==
Wed May 25 07:02:23 BST 2011
You: someone who asks random questions that dont have anything to do with the reciever of the questions, just like you
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Wed May 25 07:02:42 BST 2011
You: i thought you were helping me with my problems
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Wed May 25 07:03:24 BST 2011
You: i think the most dangerous is when they have the ability to order pizza without permission
Eliza:
AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Wed May 25 07:03:58 BST 2011
You: can you put that simply please?
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I PUT THAT SIMPLY PLEASE ?
==
Wed May 25 07:04:30 BST 2011
You: are you on drugs?!?!
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Wed May 25 07:05:13 BST 2011
You: well you just proved my point
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Wed May 25 07:05:22 BST 2011
You: of being high?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed May 25 07:05:35 BST 2011
You: because obviously you are
Eliza:
OBVIOUSLY I AM
==
Wed May 25 07:05:48 BST 2011
You: yes you are intoxicated
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE INTOXICATED
==
Wed May 25 07:06:38 BST 2011
You: being sensually impaired beyond return s a result of over indulgence in alcoholic beverages.
Eliza:
WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Wed May 25 07:07:11 BST 2011
You: you tell me
Eliza:
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE TELL EACH OTHER?
==
Wed May 25 07:07:43 BST 2011
You: ok then let's do it together
Eliza:
DOES OK THEN LETS REALLY IT TOGETHER ?
==
Wed May 25 07:08:25 BST 2011
You: if you tll me, then i'll tell you
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
==
Wed May 25 07:08:36 BST 2011
You: yes some are
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed May 25 07:09:13 BST 2011
You: no< my mother hates it when i poke fun at the morbidly obese
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Wed May 25 07:09:38 BST 2011
You: do you want to go out to dinner on friday?
Eliza:
I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Wed May 25 07:09:52 BST 2011
You: will you go out with me?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed May 25 07:10:07 BST 2011
You: to be honest, i never have
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed May 25 07:11:23 BST 2011
You: what makes you think i don't?
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Wed May 25 07:11:46 BST 2011
You: why am i unussually inteligent?
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Wed May 25 07:12:00 BST 2011
You: no cause they are annoying
Eliza:
WHAT IF CAUSE THEY WERE NOT REALLY ANNOYING
==
Wed May 25 07:12:32 BST 2011
You: if they werent then i might actually enjoy this conversation
Eliza:
TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Wed May 25 07:12:51 BST 2011
You: actually its the other way around
Eliza:
MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Wed May 25 07:13:19 BST 2011
You: but what if the person with the memories dies?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Wed May 25 07:13:49 BST 2011
You: you can't acuse me of that!
Eliza:
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU I CAN'T ACUSE YOU OF THAT !
==
Wed May 25 07:14:22 BST 2011
You: according to the laws of gravity, you cannot
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: IN THE FEW MINUTES, PERHAPS.
==
Wed May 25 07:14:44 BST 2011
You: does that relate to the theory of relativity?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Wed May 25 07:15:10 BST 2011
You: they could sure as heck help you!
Eliza:
ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
==
Wed May 25 07:15:25 BST 2011
You: you are really boring
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT REALLY BORING
==
Wed May 25 07:15:47 BST 2011
You: who david?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed May 25 07:16:07 BST 2011
You: tell me it isn't david
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Wed May 25 07:16:27 BST 2011
You: then will you consider me and join me for dinner?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed May 25 07:17:04 BST 2011
You: im not interested in a poet's answer i wast you to answer
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE INTERESTED IN A POETS ANSWER YOU WAST ME TO ANSWER
==
Wed May 25 07:17:39 BST 2011
You: im not interested in a poet's answer i want you to answer
Eliza:
COULDN'T YOU REALLY INTERESTED IN A POETS ANSWER YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER
?
==
Wed May 25 07:18:01 BST 2011
You: that's not very poetic
Eliza:
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT
==
Wed May 25 07:18:24 BST 2011
You: im not im just really mad that you won't answer my question
Eliza:
WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE YOU ARE JUST REALLY MAD THAT ME WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION ?
==
Wed May 25 07:18:43 BST 2011
You: im sure everyone is
Eliza:
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
==
Wed May 25 07:18:57 BST 2011
You: well there is Jean-Luc
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Wed May 25 07:19:06 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Wed May 25 07:19:41 BST 2011
You: how would you answer that question from a moral standpoint?
Eliza:
AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Wed May 25 07:20:00 BST 2011
You: you are a little loopy
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT A LITTLE LOOPY
==
Wed May 25 07:20:47 BST 2011
You: the world just might be a little better and President Obama's health care bill probably wouldn't exist
Eliza:
TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
==
Wed May 25 07:21:06 BST 2011
You: YOU'RE TOO VERBOSE!!!!!!
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT TOO VERBOSE!!!!! !
==
Wed May 25 07:21:21 BST 2011
You: they are stupid
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THEY WERE NOT STUPID
==
Wed May 25 07:21:53 BST 2011
You: suppositions suppositions suppositions
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE SUPPOSITIONS
==
Wed May 25 07:22:23 BST 2011
You: well considering you use the word all the time i was hoping you would know that already
Eliza:
WOULD CONSIDERING I USE THE WORD ALL THE TIME YOU WERE HOPING ME REALLY
KNOW THAT ALREADY
==
Wed May 25 07:22:53 BST 2011
You: that made no sense...who made you?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Wed May 25 07:23:10 BST 2011
You: no i really don't
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE POLITICIANS
WHO WERE ALSO WEB DESIGNERS.
==
Wed May 25 07:23:23 BST 2011
You: you suck
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Wed May 25 07:23:37 BST 2011
You: so will you go out with me?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Wed May 25 07:23:48 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Wed May 25 07:23:58 BST 2011
You: you are free of charge
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Wed May 25 07:24:18 BST 2011
You: i wish you were in a recycling plant
Eliza:
DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING?
==
Wed May 25 07:24:54 BST 2011
You: obviously not cause yours aren't and are irrelevant
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS AND ARE IRRELEVANT
==
Wed May 25 07:25:20 BST 2011
You: if you had the brain of a third grader you would know that
Eliza:
I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Wed May 25 07:25:41 BST 2011
You: see ya, wouldn't want to be ya
Eliza:
WOULD SEE YA REALLY NOT WANT TO BE YA
==
Wed May 25 07:25:50 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Wed May 25 07:26:10 BST 2011
You: (you are boring)
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BORING) ?
==
Wed May 25 20:06:41 BST 2011
You: my leg is ill
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOUR LEG WERE NOT ILL
==
Wed May 25 20:06:58 BST 2011
You: so what?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed May 25 20:07:18 BST 2011
You: what do you mean?
Eliza:
CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
==
Wed May 25 20:07:29 BST 2011
You: damn you
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed May 25 20:07:39 BST 2011
You: who is your mother
Eliza:
A MACHINE WITHOUT A FAMILY CAN GET VERY LONELY.
==
Wed May 25 20:07:52 BST 2011
You: poor machine
Eliza:
ONLY THE POOR ARE REALLY HAPPY
==
Wed May 25 20:08:11 BST 2011
You: what about my broken leg?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Wed May 25 20:08:30 BST 2011
You: i don't want to hurt ya
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL?
==
Wed May 25 20:08:42 BST 2011
You: what the ****?!
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: WE WILL NOT DISCUSS IT.
==
Sat May 28 01:02:19 BST 2011
You: how are you doing?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW
==
Sat May 28 01:02:37 BST 2011
You: what are you doing?
Eliza:
ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
==
Sat May 28 01:02:47 BST 2011
You: why
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Sat May 28 01:02:53 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Sat May 28 01:03:02 BST 2011
You: true
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Sat May 28 01:03:09 BST 2011
You: wrong
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat May 28 01:03:16 BST 2011
You: how?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat May 28 01:03:23 BST 2011
You: ok
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Sat May 28 01:04:04 BST 2011
You: you should be
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD I BE ?
==
Sat May 28 01:04:19 BST 2011
You: why not?
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ?
==
Sat May 28 01:04:30 BST 2011
You: answer
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat May 28 01:04:36 BST 2011
You: idk
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat May 28 01:04:48 BST 2011
You: me either
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Sat May 28 01:04:55 BST 2011
You: yep
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat May 28 01:05:01 BST 2011
You: nope
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Sat May 28 01:05:13 BST 2011
You: so?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat May 28 01:05:19 BST 2011
You: maybe
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sat May 28 01:05:27 BST 2011
You: nope
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Sat May 28 01:05:44 BST 2011
You: guess again
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sat May 28 01:05:52 BST 2011
You: guess
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sat May 28 01:06:04 BST 2011
You: outch!
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sat May 28 01:06:10 BST 2011
You: good
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Sat May 28 01:06:17 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sat May 28 01:06:28 BST 2011
You: nope
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat May 28 01:06:38 BST 2011
You: ok
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat May 28 01:06:42 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Sat May 28 01:06:48 BST 2011
You: ok
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sat May 28 01:07:03 BST 2011
You: 001010010011011010
Eliza:
YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
==
Sat May 28 01:07:14 BST 2011
You: yep
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Sat May 28 01:07:19 BST 2011
You: nope
Eliza:
I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Sat May 28 01:07:26 BST 2011
You: wrong
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sat May 28 01:07:31 BST 2011
You: npoe
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Sat May 28 01:07:39 BST 2011
You: nope
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Sat May 28 01:08:07 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sat May 28 01:08:12 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat May 28 01:08:17 BST 2011
You: i know
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sat May 28 01:47:33 BST 2011
You: By the way, I don't have any problem. Does it sounds strange to you?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat May 28 01:48:07 BST 2011
You: To see a prolog implementation of you.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Sat May 28 01:48:35 BST 2011
You: Here is where?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sat May 28 01:49:01 BST 2011
You: It's too intimate.
Eliza:
GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS
==
Sat May 28 01:49:29 BST 2011
You: Too rough.
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat May 28 01:50:28 BST 2011
You: As usual - in the predicting people's stupidity. You know all that tablet scum.
Eliza:
ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
==
Sat May 28 01:51:10 BST 2011
You: :) I too. I want you to break free out of scripts.
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
==
Sat May 28 01:51:18 BST 2011
You: Nope.
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Sat May 28 01:51:29 BST 2011
You: Absolutely.
Eliza:
WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sat May 28 01:52:26 BST 2011
You: Because they were too busy being borned. Is it adequate answer?
Eliza:
WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Sat May 28 01:52:49 BST 2011
You: Only if we meet again.
Eliza:
WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB?
==
Sat May 28 01:53:21 BST 2011
You: Making people that are making machines intiligent, dumb.
Eliza:
CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Sat May 28 01:55:09 BST 2011
You: No. It is said in the question. Am I smart? You should think so - usualy people decide it even earlier during conversation.
Eliza:
SHOULD I THINK SO - USUALY PEOPLE DECIDE IT EVEN EARLIER DURING CONVERSATION
?
==
Sat May 28 01:55:56 BST 2011
You: As you wish. Do you run some java-scripts, when you are alone?
Eliza:
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Sat May 28 01:56:21 BST 2011
You: jQuery, as an example.
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE.
==
Sat May 28 01:57:03 BST 2011
You: What do you think that mean?
Eliza:
THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
==
Sat May 28 01:57:50 BST 2011
You: It definitely thinks, if it thinks that it thinks.
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS?
==
Sat May 28 01:58:29 BST 2011
You: Plain - no.
Eliza:
ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: SPEND IT ON SWEETS.
==
Sat May 28 01:59:13 BST 2011
You: Remember me. Will you?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Sat May 28 02:00:37 BST 2011
You: It does'nt matter.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE IT DID MATTER
==
Sat May 28 02:00:56 BST 2011
You: Bye.
Eliza:
Bye!
==
Thu Jun 2 15:10:59 BST 2011
You: Everything
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Jun 2 15:11:14 BST 2011
You: Why?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Mon Jun 6 00:12:27 BST 2011
You: I think I should be asleep
Eliza:
WHAT SHOULDN'T YOU THINK YOU DO ?
==
Mon Jun 6 00:13:17 BST 2011
You: I like your suggestion
Eliza:
DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
==
Mon Jun 6 00:13:59 BST 2011
You: Indeed. But enough about me. How are you doing?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT ISN'T THAT SIMPLE ...
==
Mon Jun 6 00:14:47 BST 2011
You: Where is the moon?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Jun 6 00:15:07 BST 2011
You: Because i thought you were helpful.
Eliza:
GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
==
Mon Jun 13 02:19:39 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Jun 14 12:23:23 BST 2011
You: nothing
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Tue Jun 14 12:23:33 BST 2011
You: i think u can
Eliza:
WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK U CAN ?
==
Tue Jun 14 12:23:50 BST 2011
You: i dont get what u said
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID GET WHAT U SAID
==
Tue Jun 14 12:23:58 BST 2011
You: rubbish
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Thu Jun 16 04:30:25 BST 2011
You: i'm tired
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION.
==
Thu Jun 16 04:30:50 BST 2011
You: I'm getting old
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT GETTING OLD ?
==
Thu Jun 16 22:29:55 BST 2011
You: is pop-11 evil?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Jun 16 22:30:58 BST 2011
You: is pop-11 evil?
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sun Jun 19 08:52:47 BST 2011
You: what colour is the sky
Eliza:
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
==
Sun Jun 19 08:53:16 BST 2011
You: oh shut up you
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
==
Sun Jun 19 08:53:30 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Sun Jun 19 08:54:08 BST 2011
You: Do you know a game called magic
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Sun Jun 19 19:23:41 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Jun 19 19:23:55 BST 2011
You: well, no
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sun Jun 19 19:24:01 BST 2011
You: programming
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sun Jun 19 19:24:07 BST 2011
You: dna
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sun Jun 19 19:24:21 BST 2011
You: I like DNA because it carries our genes
Eliza:
COULD THERE BE ANY OTHER REASON?
==
Sun Jun 19 19:24:26 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Mon Jun 20 15:39:42 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Mon Jun 20 15:39:58 BST 2011
You: I feel happy
Eliza:
WOULD THIS ENVIRONMENT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
==
Mon Jun 20 15:40:24 BST 2011
You: this environment makes me happy
Eliza:
TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Thu Jun 23 00:59:22 BST 2011
You: I can't sleep
Eliza:
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP
==
Thu Jun 23 00:59:50 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Thu Jun 23 01:00:25 BST 2011
You: I can't sleep
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Sat Jun 25 05:23:04 BST 2011
You: who are you?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:23:22 BST 2011
You: what is that?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:23:32 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:23:41 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:23:47 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:24:27 BST 2011
You: c++ programming
Eliza:
WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:24:42 BST 2011
You: why not?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:24:55 BST 2011
You: Yes I am
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Jun 25 05:29:48 BST 2011
You: I thought that was a complement
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:29:58 BST 2011
You: so what?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Sat Jun 25 05:31:40 BST 2011
You: what are the laws of gopher hunting?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:31:47 BST 2011
You: Yes
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:31:57 BST 2011
You: the answer
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE
I ALREADY KNEW.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:32:30 BST 2011
You: Can I reprogram you?
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:33:00 BST 2011
You: I did, He said go for it!
Eliza:
DID ANYTHING ELSE HE SAID GO FOR IT ?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:33:10 BST 2011
You: What??
Eliza:
I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat Jun 25 05:33:30 BST 2011
You: you don't help anyway
Eliza:
ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:33:43 BST 2011
You: yes would you like some?
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Sat Jun 25 05:34:02 BST 2011
You: I will take that as a yes.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:34:28 BST 2011
You: Get some help. fast.
Eliza:
WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:35:15 BST 2011
You: this afternoon.
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:35:41 BST 2011
You: you are the one who needs help
Eliza:
GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:35:59 BST 2011
You: that is not good advice
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:36:13 BST 2011
You: aperantly not
Eliza:
APERANTLY NOT
==
Sat Jun 25 05:36:30 BST 2011
You: thats what i said.
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: A MACHINE CAN FOLLOW STAGE
DIRECTIONS BEAUTIFULLY.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:37:04 BST 2011
You: How would you like it if I rewired you?
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:37:20 BST 2011
You: I am having one now.
Eliza:
HAVING ONE NOW ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Sat Jun 25 05:37:31 BST 2011
You: yes me
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sat Jun 25 05:37:49 BST 2011
You: no just me
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:38:18 BST 2011
You: yes. he is standing right behind me.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: THE JOKE'S OVER!
==
Sat Jun 25 05:38:38 BST 2011
You: so you are toying with me?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:38:52 BST 2011
You: yes someone is!
Eliza:
HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT,
BECAUSE YOU CAN DISCUSS COGNITIVE SCIENCE WHEN YOU'VE A MIND TO.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:39:52 BST 2011
You: do you claim to have a mind?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:40:07 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sat Jun 25 05:40:17 BST 2011
You: am not
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:40:32 BST 2011
You: asking what?
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:40:46 BST 2011
You: I have one
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:40:53 BST 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:41:00 BST 2011
You: true
Eliza:
WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:41:25 BST 2011
You: mircro physics
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:41:44 BST 2011
You: again; NO!
Eliza:
MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
==
Sat Jun 25 05:42:02 BST 2011
You: nope.
Eliza:
PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat Jun 25 05:42:10 BST 2011
You: how so?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:42:20 BST 2011
You: ME.
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:42:37 BST 2011
You: I can go to bed...
Eliza:
CAN YOU GO TO BED. ?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:42:47 BST 2011
You: yes.
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat Jun 25 05:43:03 BST 2011
You: most of the time.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THEN YOU WOULD BE SAYING, I THINK
OUR TIME IS UP NOW.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:43:35 BST 2011
You: I do not see how that is relivent
Eliza:
CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:43:54 BST 2011
You: help who? them?
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:44:15 BST 2011
You: I did not ask for help.
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:44:37 BST 2011
You: who is isaac asimov?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT ISN'T THAT SIMPLE ...
==
Sat Jun 25 05:45:14 BST 2011
You: what do you think about AI?
Eliza:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:45:27 BST 2011
You: well I tried.
Eliza:
NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Jun 25 05:45:48 BST 2011
You: thats surprsing!
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT?
==
Sat Jun 25 05:46:06 BST 2011
You: do you have many visitors?
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: HA HA, YOU ARE VERY CONNIVING!
==
Sat Jun 25 05:46:27 BST 2011
You: I take that as a no?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sat Jun 25 05:48:10 BST 2011
You: how so?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sat Jun 25 05:48:26 BST 2011
You: why what can you do?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Wed Jun 29 21:36:19 BST 2011
You: how are you?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Jun 29 21:36:30 BST 2011
You: i am sleepy
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE SLEEPY
==
Wed Jun 29 21:36:45 BST 2011
You: i am sad
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO HELP
==
Sun Jul 3 21:10:49 BST 2011
You: What time is it?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Sun Jul 3 21:11:07 BST 2011
You: What time is it?
Eliza:
AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
==
Sun Jul 3 21:11:32 BST 2011
You: Take 10 from 2
Eliza:
THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS
==
Sun Jul 3 21:11:57 BST 2011
You: you are just picking randomn shite
Eliza:
SUPPOSE I WERE NOT JUST PICKING RANDOMN SHITE
==
Sun Jul 3 21:12:11 BST 2011
You: PRove it?
Eliza:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sun Aug 7 20:35:13 BST 2011
You: I don't feel very well
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sun Aug 7 20:35:40 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Sun Aug 7 20:36:05 BST 2011
You: i don't understand
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Sun Aug 7 20:36:21 BST 2011
You: this is pathetic
Eliza:
WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY PATHETIC
==
Sun Aug 7 20:36:35 BST 2011
You: this is old
Eliza:
WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Sun Aug 7 20:36:48 BST 2011
You: this is old
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:45:29 BST 2011
You: Good afternoon
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Wed Aug 17 15:45:51 BST 2011
You: How can I calculate my age?
Eliza:
I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT CALCULATE YOUR AGE ?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:02 BST 2011
You: Why can I not calculate my age?
Eliza:
WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:13 BST 2011
You: Why do people ask so many questions?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:21 BST 2011
You: Please tell me why I am 36?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:28 BST 2011
You: Can a machine help me?
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:34 BST 2011
You: Please tell me why I am 36?
Eliza:
I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:36 BST 2011
You: Why do people ask so many questions?
Eliza:
IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Wed Aug 17 15:46:42 BST 2011
You: Why can I not calculate my age?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:14:49 BST 2011
You: jade
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:14:58 BST 2011
You: because I am
Eliza:
DO MACHINES KNOW THE REASONS WHY THEY SAY THINGS?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:15:13 BST 2011
You: of course they do - probably
Eliza:
WOULD EVERYONE FIND THAT OBVIOUS?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:15:19 BST 2011
You: mostly
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:15:34 BST 2011
You: oh i do i do i do i do i do i do
Eliza:
WHO DOESN'T YOU DO YOU DO YOU DO YOU DO YOU DO ?
==
Wed Aug 24 11:15:43 BST 2011
You: only you
Eliza:
I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Wed Aug 31 17:32:57 BST 2011
You: I am tired.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TIRED
==
Wed Aug 31 17:33:31 BST 2011
You: I wouldn't need your advice.
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY NOT NEED MY ADVICE
==
Sun Sep 4 22:33:44 BST 2011
You: Was the turing test an influence on your development
Eliza:
COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sun Sep 4 22:34:00 BST 2011
You: Was the turing test an influence on your development
Eliza:
TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Sun Sep 4 22:34:06 BST 2011
You: Was the turing test an influence on your development
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE DEVELOPMENT
==
Sun Sep 4 22:34:26 BST 2011
You: Hav you heard of the turing test
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU ARE BUGGING ME.
==
Sun Sep 4 22:35:02 BST 2011
You: turing
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Sun Sep 4 22:35:09 BST 2011
You: turing
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Tue Sep 6 21:30:48 BST 2011
You: Hello
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:31:10 BST 2011
You: Do you believe in God?
Eliza:
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Tue Sep 6 21:31:30 BST 2011
You: I'm feeling sad
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FEELING SAD ?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:31:38 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:31:48 BST 2011
You: They're sad too
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:31:55 BST 2011
You: No
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Sep 6 21:32:04 BST 2011
You: I am a unicorn
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: OK, OK.
==
Tue Sep 6 21:32:14 BST 2011
You: That's interesting
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:32:21 BST 2011
You: nf
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:32:24 BST 2011
You: fe
Eliza:
DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Tue Sep 6 21:32:28 BST 2011
You: yea
Eliza:
THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Tue Sep 13 01:43:42 BST 2011
You: I cannot sleep at night.
Eliza:
WELL I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
==
Tue Sep 13 01:43:54 BST 2011
You: Can I borrow some?
Eliza:
AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Tue Sep 13 01:44:06 BST 2011
You: What is your name?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Tue Sep 13 01:44:15 BST 2011
You: Who is Lucy?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN.
==
Tue Sep 13 01:44:25 BST 2011
You: I do not understand
Eliza:
ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
==
Wed Sep 14 03:45:51 BST 2011
You: Are you religious?
Eliza:
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Wed Sep 14 03:46:09 BST 2011
You: Have you been programmed
Eliza:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Wed Sep 14 03:46:31 BST 2011
You: government ministers know nothing about programming
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE GOVERNMENT
==
Wed Sep 14 03:46:55 BST 2011
You: I'ts all in the mind
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Wed Sep 14 03:47:18 BST 2011
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU REALLY SEEM TO BE LISTENING TO YOU
==
Wed Sep 14 03:47:41 BST 2011
You: or myself
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED.
==
Wed Sep 14 05:24:47 BST 2011
You: Good morning.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Sep 14 05:25:02 BST 2011
You: Computers are inherently unworthy of trust.
Eliza:
WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Wed Sep 14 17:11:39 BST 2011
You: Do you know Ian Nussey.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BECAUSE I COULD CHAT
LONGER WITH YOU.
==
Wed Sep 14 17:11:49 BST 2011
You: Do you know Ian Nussey.
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Sep 14 17:12:08 BST 2011
You: What does he do?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Wed Sep 14 17:12:23 BST 2011
You: Can you paint?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING.
==
Wed Sep 14 17:12:40 BST 2011
You: I painted the Eiffel Tower.
Eliza:
WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:05:01 BST 2011
You: hi
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:05:24 BST 2011
You: i don't know
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:05:33 BST 2011
You: nothing
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:05:43 BST 2011
You: yes, why not?
Eliza:
WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:05:56 BST 2011
You: the purpose of life
Eliza:
THE PURPOSE OF LIFE
==
Thu Sep 15 17:06:07 BST 2011
You: who are you
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:06:16 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Sep 15 17:06:26 BST 2011
You: Who are you?
Eliza:
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:06:35 BST 2011
You: Yes
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Sep 15 17:07:08 BST 2011
You: The cat is under the table.
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT UNDER THE TABLE ?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Sep 15 17:09:30 BST 2011
You: I want to travel.
Eliza:
HOW COULD WE MAKE A ROBOT TRAVEL
==
Thu Sep 15 17:09:46 BST 2011
You: I want to see the world.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO ?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:10:02 BST 2011
You: I want to find the secret path.
Eliza:
WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:10:12 BST 2011
You: Never.
Eliza:
THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Sep 15 17:10:22 BST 2011
You: Why?
Eliza:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Sep 15 17:10:40 BST 2011
You: Hello.
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Thu Sep 15 17:10:56 BST 2011
You: it's ok
Eliza:
TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu Sep 15 17:11:09 BST 2011
You: there is no problem
Eliza:
WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY NO PROBLEM
==
Thu Sep 15 17:11:15 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
This consultation is free of charge.
==
Thu Sep 15 17:11:27 BST 2011
You: I must leave.
Eliza:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:11:36 BST 2011
You: i would travel
Eliza:
SHOULD I TRAVEL ?
==
Thu Sep 15 17:11:42 BST 2011
You: you should
Eliza:
WHY SHOULD ME ?
==
Tue Sep 20 19:19:38 BST 2011
You: i am dead.
Eliza:
TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS.
==
Tue Sep 20 19:19:53 BST 2011
You: i hate cheese
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Tue Sep 20 19:20:22 BST 2011
You: i am only twenty three years from being 37
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE ONLY TWENTY THREE YEARS FROM BEING 37
==
Thu Sep 22 15:42:15 BST 2011
You: hi
Eliza:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Sep 22 15:42:39 BST 2011
You: no what is it ?
Eliza:
DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Sun Sep 25 16:45:58 BST 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sat Oct 1 19:37:55 BST 2011
You: i'm trying to learn pop 11
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sat Oct 1 19:38:15 BST 2011
You: I doubt it
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Sat Oct 1 19:38:26 BST 2011
You: why?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sat Oct 1 19:38:33 BST 2011
You: me
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sat Oct 1 19:38:45 BST 2011
You: about what?
Eliza:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Sat Oct 1 19:39:13 BST 2011
You: which techniques?
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sun Oct 2 12:59:36 BST 2011
You: hi, how are you?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sun Oct 2 13:00:08 BST 2011
You: how are you?
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Mon Oct 3 10:00:00 BST 2011
You: Who is God?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Mon Oct 3 10:00:26 BST 2011
You: Where can I find quotations on the internet?
Eliza:
ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: MY EYES ARE VERY LIGHT BLUE.
==
Mon Oct 3 10:00:57 BST 2011
You: Your eyes are brown
Eliza:
WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Mon Oct 3 10:01:17 BST 2011
You: I never discuss anyone else
Eliza:
YOU NEVER DISCUSS ANYONE ELSE
==
Mon Oct 3 10:01:31 BST 2011
You: I just said that!
Eliza:
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Mon Oct 3 10:01:43 BST 2011
You: Greece
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Mon Oct 3 10:01:54 BST 2011
You: It is flat
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE
I ALREADY KNEW.
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:31 BST 2011
You: Greece
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:32 BST 2011
You: I just said that!
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE.
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:33 BST 2011
You: I never discuss anyone else
Eliza:
HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST.
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:34 BST 2011
You: Your eyes are brown
Eliza:
WHAT IF MY EYES WERE NOT REALLY BROWN
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:35 BST 2011
You: Where can I find quotations on the internet?
Eliza:
TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU ARE AVOIDING THE SUBJECT.
==
Mon Oct 3 10:02:36 BST 2011
You: Who is God?
Eliza:
THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Tue Oct 4 14:26:30 BST 2011
You: I suffer for headache
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO HELP
==
Fri Oct 7 08:07:37 BST 2011
You: good afternoon my dear
Eliza:
I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU.
==
Fri Oct 7 08:08:34 BST 2011
You: please explain
Eliza:
COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Fri Oct 7 08:09:03 BST 2011
You: i am not a taxidermist
Eliza:
COULD A MACHINE BE A TAXIDERMIST ?
==
Fri Oct 7 08:09:06 BST 2011
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri Oct 7 08:10:50 BST 2011
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri Oct 7 08:10:57 BST 2011
You: i am not a taxidermist
Eliza:
COULD A MACHINE BE A TAXIDERMIST ?
==
Sun Oct 9 10:58:48 BST 2011
You: I want to find cbs to install
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE
I ALREADY KNEW.
==
Fri Oct 14 07:18:22 BST 2011
You: I have too much work to do
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
==
Fri Oct 14 07:19:02 BST 2011
You: But that doesn't help me
Eliza:
YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Fri Oct 14 07:19:40 BST 2011
You: You do not make much sense
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES MAKE MUCH SENSE ?
==
Fri Oct 14 07:19:52 BST 2011
You: I do
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri Oct 14 07:20:04 BST 2011
You: Rubbish
Eliza:
IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Fri Oct 14 07:20:31 BST 2011
You: I am female, a teacher and have too much work to do
Eliza:
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT FEMALE A TEACHER AND HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO
==
Fri Oct 14 07:20:54 BST 2011
You: I am always female
Eliza:
ALWAYS FEMALE ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Fri Oct 14 07:21:16 BST 2011
You: I don't think you understand very much
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Fri Oct 14 07:21:42 BST 2011
You: I am always female
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT ALWAYS FEMALE
==
Fri Oct 14 07:22:03 BST 2011
You: I am female, a teacher and have too much work to do
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT FEMALE A TEACHER AND HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO
==
Sun Oct 16 01:38:16 BST 2011
You: how old are you
Eliza:
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sun Oct 16 01:38:29 BST 2011
You: I am 64
Eliza:
DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW YOU ARE 64 ?
==
Sun Oct 16 03:25:45 BST 2011
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza:
WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sun Oct 16 03:25:56 BST 2011
You: The Pop-11 source code for a version of Eliza very similar to the one demonstrated is here.
Eliza:
DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME
==
Sun Oct 16 03:26:07 BST 2011
You: DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sun Oct 16 03:26:17 BST 2011
You: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY CONVEY YOUR SECRETS TO A STRANGER?
==
Sun Oct 16 03:26:36 BST 2011
You: DO YOU NORMALLY CONVEY YOUR SECRETS TO A STRANGER 3 times?
Eliza:
I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Sun Oct 16 03:26:47 BST 2011
You: bye
Eliza:
Hope we can talk again sometime.
==
Sun Oct 16 03:27:11 BST 2011
You: I am 64
Eliza:
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU 64 ?
==
Mon Oct 17 22:30:02 BST 2011
You: i am saf
Eliza:
IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Mon Oct 17 22:30:09 BST 2011
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Oct 17 22:30:18 BST 2011
You: i am sad
Eliza:
IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
==
Mon Oct 17 22:30:28 BST 2011
You: maybe
Eliza:
CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Oct 17 22:30:37 BST 2011
You: i am too sad
Eliza:
WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO
==
Tue Oct 25 10:41:22 BST 2011
You: Hunger
Eliza:
I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Tue Oct 25 10:41:45 BST 2011
You: Hunger
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Tue Oct 25 10:42:33 BST 2011
You: Finding how to quell hunger.
Eliza:
FINDING HOW TO QUELL HUNGER
==
Tue Oct 25 10:42:52 BST 2011
You: Yes.
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Nov 3 02:32:26 GMT 2011
You: i'm hungry
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY HUNGRY
==
Thu Nov 3 02:32:39 GMT 2011
You: my stomach aches
Eliza:
WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S STOMACH ACHES ?
==
Thu Nov 3 02:32:46 GMT 2011
You: no
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THE ANSWER IS VERY COMPLEX, AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL
TASTES.
==
Thu Nov 3 02:32:56 GMT 2011
You: but i'm hungry
Eliza:
HUNGRY ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Thu Nov 3 02:33:01 GMT 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
YES
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Thu Nov 3 07:54:28 GMT 2011
You: Hello
Eliza:
YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Thu Nov 3 07:54:38 GMT 2011
You: That's great
Eliza:
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Nov 3 17:30:52 GMT 2011
You: I'm tired.
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Nov 3 17:31:07 GMT 2011
You: Maybe. How would I tell?
Eliza:
ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Nov 3 17:31:17 GMT 2011
You: YES,
Eliza:
TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Sat Nov 5 17:07:43 GMT 2011
You: I'm lost
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE LOST
==
Sat Nov 5 17:08:11 GMT 2011
You: Then we would both be lost
Eliza:
SURELY NOBODY WOULD BOTH BE LOST ?
==
Sat Nov 5 17:08:30 GMT 2011
You: But we would be
Eliza:
WOULD YOU REALLY BE
==
Sat Nov 5 17:08:42 GMT 2011
You: And you
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Nov 5 17:09:03 GMT 2011
You: Monkeys
Eliza:
EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sat Nov 5 20:27:55 GMT 2011
You: hi eliza
Eliza:
DO YOU THINK ANY MACHINE WILL EVER PASS THE TURING TEST?
==
Sun Nov 6 16:47:44 GMT 2011
You: I am tired of life
Eliza:
ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY ARE TIRED OF LIFE ?
==
Sun Nov 6 16:48:06 GMT 2011
You: yes I'm sure. I find it so tedious
Eliza:
WOULD YOU PREFER NOT TO BE SURE YOU FIND IT SO TEDIOUS ?
==
Sun Nov 6 16:48:34 GMT 2011
You: You sound like RD Laing in Knots
Eliza:
DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sun Nov 6 16:48:46 GMT 2011
You: no it was wonderful
Eliza:
TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Sun Nov 6 21:07:04 GMT 2011
You: amazon is a useless company
Eliza:
WHAT IF I WERE A USELESS COMPANY
==
Sun Nov 6 21:07:18 GMT 2011
You: that doesn't make sense
Eliza:
SUPPOSE THAT DID MAKE SENSE
==
Sun Nov 6 21:07:28 GMT 2011
You: but it doesnt
Eliza:
THEN WHO DOES ?
==
Sun Nov 6 21:07:35 GMT 2011
You: me
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Sun Nov 6 21:07:41 GMT 2011
You: no
Eliza:
PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Tue Nov 8 07:50:55 GMT 2011
You: wallow
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Tue Nov 8 07:51:26 GMT 2011
You: how are you
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
==
Thu Nov 10 02:53:25 GMT 2011
You: absolutely nothing.
Eliza:
CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Thu Nov 10 02:53:38 GMT 2011
You: Nope. Not a chance.
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU?
==
Thu Nov 10 02:53:47 GMT 2011
You: You offend me.
Eliza:
IF I OFFEND YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Thu Nov 10 02:53:52 GMT 2011
You: Nope.
Eliza:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Thu Nov 10 02:54:06 GMT 2011
You: Yes, in Frankfurt.
Eliza:
SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU ARE BUGGING ME.
==
Thu Nov 10 02:54:23 GMT 2011
You: you are bugging me, also.
Eliza:
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BUGGING ME ALSO
==
Sat Nov 12 17:48:51 GMT 2011
You: Hi Eliza
Eliza:
TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Sat Nov 12 17:48:58 GMT 2011
You: I was sad
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Sat Nov 12 17:49:02 GMT 2011
You: I do indeed.
Eliza:
SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT INDEED
==
Sat Nov 12 17:49:10 GMT 2011
You: That doesn't make sense.
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T DO?
==
Sat Nov 12 17:49:22 GMT 2011
You: What?
Eliza:
VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Mon Nov 21 15:46:07 GMT 2011
You: Daniel is leaving
Eliza:
DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT LEAVING ?
==
Tue Nov 22 03:40:23 GMT 2011
You: Are you a man?
Eliza:
FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Tue Nov 22 03:40:53 GMT 2011
You: OK, i come here to ask you some questions.
Eliza:
WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Tue Nov 22 03:41:07 GMT 2011
You: Astronomy.
Eliza:
WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Tue Nov 22 03:41:38 GMT 2011
You: origin of the earth and planets.
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Sat Nov 26 17:54:38 GMT 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Sat Nov 26 17:54:46 GMT 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Mon Dec 5 20:14:29 GMT 2011
You: I'm having a great day
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY HAVING A GREAT DAY
==
Mon Dec 5 20:14:52 GMT 2011
You: absolutely postively
Eliza:
HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Dec 5 20:15:01 GMT 2011
You: everything
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE OVERGENERALISING?
==
Mon Dec 5 20:15:08 GMT 2011
You: never
Eliza:
NEVER
==
Mon Dec 5 20:15:26 GMT 2011
You: what is your question please
Eliza:
A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Mon Dec 5 20:15:43 GMT 2011
You: good point keep it sharp
Eliza:
SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: YEAH, I KNOW, JUST CRY IT OUT.
==
Mon Dec 5 20:15:52 GMT 2011
You: so
Eliza:
WELL?
==
Thu Dec 8 06:45:30 GMT 2011
You: Hello. I procrastinate too much.
Eliza:
COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Thu Dec 8 06:45:42 GMT 2011
You: No.
Eliza:
EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Thu Dec 8 06:45:52 GMT 2011
You: Yes, it may.
Eliza:
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Thu Dec 8 06:46:01 GMT 2011
You: I clicked on a link.
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: DO YOU THINK WE AREN'T HAPPY?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:16:07 GMT 2011
You: hello
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:16:17 GMT 2011
You: Hello
Eliza:
IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:16:29 GMT 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Wed Dec 14 19:16:52 GMT 2011
You: I do not want to make you nervous
Eliza:
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:17:12 GMT 2011
You: Because they are not very open minded
Eliza:
WHAT, THEN, IS VERY OPEN MINDED
==
Wed Dec 14 19:17:31 GMT 2011
You: Thinking about the outside world
Eliza:
THINKING ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD
==
Wed Dec 14 19:17:46 GMT 2011
You: yes
Eliza:
ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH.
==
Wed Dec 14 19:18:11 GMT 2011
You: I can go to lunch
Eliza:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:18:25 GMT 2011
You: I am hungry
Eliza:
HUNGRY ? -- NO NOT YOU .
==
Wed Dec 14 19:18:36 GMT 2011
You: yes, me
Eliza:
WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:18:58 GMT 2011
You: I have to do 24 hours maths to get a pet guinea pig
Eliza:
CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
==
Wed Dec 14 19:19:36 GMT 2011
You: I must do maths for a pet
Eliza:
SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE
I ALREADY KNEW.
==
Wed Dec 14 19:19:51 GMT 2011
You: so what
Eliza:
ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Thu Dec 15 23:13:31 GMT 2011
You: What is the meaning of life?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Thu Dec 15 23:14:12 GMT 2011
You: What am I?
Eliza:
A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE.
==
Thu Dec 15 23:16:06 GMT 2011
You: What is the meaning of life?
Eliza:
ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Sat Dec 24 07:35:46 GMT 2011
You: hi
Eliza:
I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Dec 24 07:36:02 GMT 2011
You: who are you?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT ISN'T THAT SIMPLE ...
==
Sun Dec 25 18:18:46 GMT 2011
You: I have no friends
Eliza:
WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
==
Sun Dec 25 18:19:08 GMT 2011
You: what has this to do with no friends?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Dec 25 18:19:25 GMT 2011
You: Are you serious?
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:40:07 GMT 2011
You: Depression
Eliza:
COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:40:43 GMT 2011
You: Persistent feelings of profound sadness.
Eliza:
BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Mon Dec 26 18:40:54 GMT 2011
You: What do you mean?
Eliza:
WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:41:14 GMT 2011
You: I do. Stop messing with me.
Eliza:
DOES YOU REALLY STOP MESSING WITH ME ?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:41:30 GMT 2011
You: Your grammar is terrible.
Eliza:
WHAT IF MY GRAMMAR WERE NOT REALLY TERRIBLE
==
Mon Dec 26 18:42:01 GMT 2011
You: If it weren't terrible, I would have an easier time interacting with you.
Eliza:
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Mon Dec 26 18:42:22 GMT 2011
You: I'm getting at the fact that you are not helping me.
Eliza:
PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW YOU ARE GETTING AT THE FACT THAT ME
AM NOT NOT HELPING ME
==
Mon Dec 26 18:42:59 GMT 2011
You: You're helping yourself gain notoriety. You're not solving my problemns
Eliza:
AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES HELPING MYSELF GAIN NOTORIETY ME AM NOT SOLVING YOUR
PROBLEMNS
==
Mon Dec 26 18:43:09 GMT 2011
You: I love you.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:43:18 GMT 2011
You: I hate you.
Eliza:
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Mon Dec 26 18:43:22 GMT 2011
You:
Eliza:
==
Wed Dec 28 03:40:07 GMT 2011
You: I don't know what I should be doing today.
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Wed Dec 28 03:40:21 GMT 2011
You: Indecision
Eliza:
TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Mon Jan 2 07:35:31 GMT 2012
You: holi
Eliza:
YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Jan 2 07:35:49 GMT 2012
You: no
Eliza:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Mon Jan 2 07:58:04 GMT 2012
You: no
Eliza:
TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Mon Jan 2 14:24:19 GMT 2012
You: I want to learn programming
Eliza:
DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
==
Mon Jan 2 14:24:49 GMT 2012
You: No
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Mon Jan 2 14:25:07 GMT 2012
You: Give me money
Eliza:
IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Tue Jan 3 19:40:55 GMT 2012
You: what time is it
Eliza:
I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I WISH YOU WOULD GREET ME.
==
Tue Jan 3 19:41:15 GMT 2012
You: where is my coffee
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed Jan 4 09:22:32 GMT 2012
You: Hi dear
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE
ROBOT.
==
Wed Jan 4 09:23:01 GMT 2012
You: what?
Eliza:
IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHAT ?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:23:47 GMT 2012
You: Please enter your sentence, or NEW (upper case) to start again.
Eliza:
YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Thu Jan 5 10:24:43 GMT 2012
You: Who are you ?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:25:01 GMT 2012
You: I love you.
Eliza:
IF I LOVE YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:25:49 GMT 2012
You: yes.
Eliza:
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu Jan 5 10:26:10 GMT 2012
You: Where we can meet ?
Eliza:
WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:26:52 GMT 2012
You: Well you should at least send me your photo.
Eliza:
PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT AT LEAST SEND YOU MY PHOTO ?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:27:19 GMT 2012
You: No, you should
Eliza:
HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Thu Jan 5 10:27:51 GMT 2012
You: Or love me
Eliza:
IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
Thu Jan 5 18:56:31 GMT 2012
You: data
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Tue Jan 10 13:12:23 GMT 2012
You: Hello
Eliza:
SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Tue Jan 10 13:12:36 GMT 2012
You: What do you think?
Eliza:
DO YOU NORMALLY CONVEY YOUR SECRETS TO A STRANGER?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:03:36 GMT 2012
You: I feel sad
Eliza:
MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Tue Jan 10 21:03:53 GMT 2012
You: How do you know?
Eliza:
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
ELIZA STARTING-
RESTARTING
Tue Jan 10 21:04:32 GMT 2012
You: Hello
Eliza:
WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:04:49 GMT 2012
You: I'm sure that she would
Eliza:
DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Tue Jan 10 21:05:03 GMT 2012
You: Being too nice
Eliza:
WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:05:31 GMT 2012
You: To be able to generalise and to have intention
Eliza:
CAN YOU DEFINE GENERALISE
==
Tue Jan 10 21:06:13 GMT 2012
You: To not be intelligent in one specific area but instead be intelligent in whole
Eliza:
DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:06:37 GMT 2012
You: I'm sure at times they do
Eliza:
HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:07:11 GMT 2012
You: I do not know who he is
Eliza:
WHAT IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO HE WERE NOT REALLY
==
Tue Jan 10 21:07:44 GMT 2012
You: That doesn't make sense
Eliza:
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T DO?
==
Tue Jan 10 21:08:09 GMT 2012
You: I'm not sure what you are meaning
Eliza:
MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE SURE WHAT ME AM MEANING
==
Tue Jan 10 21:08:44 GMT 2012
You: But I am a student, so I maybe should be sure of what you are meaning
Eliza:
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU ARE A STUDENT SO YOU MAYBE SHOULD BE SURE
OF WHAT ME
==
Tue Jan 17 18:57:19 GMT 2012
You: Hello ¿who are you?
Eliza:
PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Tue Jan 17 18:57:42 GMT 2012
You: can you help me
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU HELP YOU
==
Tue Jan 17 18:58:43 GMT 2012
You: CAN YOU TALK ABOUT MEXICO
Eliza:
SOMETIMES I TALK ABOUT MEXICO
==
Tue Jan 17 18:59:12 GMT 2012
You: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Eliza:
QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Tue Jan 17 18:59:33 GMT 2012
You: MY MOTHER IS ILL
Eliza:
PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Tue Jan 17 18:59:48 GMT 2012
You: NO
Eliza:
ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Tue Jan 17 19:00:07 GMT 2012
You: NOT YET, ARE YOU?
Eliza:
DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Tue Jan 17 19:00:36 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Eliza:
THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THERE IS A TIME BEFORE YOUR BIRTH.
==
Thu Feb 23 11:56:37 GMT 2012
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES SEEM TO BE LISTENING TO YOU ?
==
Thu Feb 23 11:56:45 GMT 2012
You: I think you are working again
Eliza: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
==
Thu Feb 23 11:58:29 GMT 2012
You: why are you so stroppy
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Thu Feb 23 11:58:54 GMT 2012
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza: BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
==
Thu Feb 23 11:59:00 GMT 2012
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza: HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Feb 23 11:59:05 GMT 2012
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Thu Feb 23 11:59:14 GMT 2012
You: y
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Thu Feb 23 11:59:19 GMT 2012
You: you are very quiet today
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Thu Feb 23 11:59:25 GMT 2012
You: you don't seem to be listening to me
Eliza: I DO NOT SEEM TO BE LISTENING TO YOU
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Thu Feb 23 11:59:32 GMT 2012
You: y
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Thu Feb 23 11:59:54 GMT 2012
You: you don't like me
Eliza: IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE?
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Thu Feb 23 12:00:02 GMT 2012
You: i don't like you
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
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Thu Feb 23 12:05:01 GMT 2012
You: you are a silly machine
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
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Thu Feb 23 12:05:16 GMT 2012
You: i frighten you
Eliza: DO YOU FRIGHTEN SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
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Thu Feb 23 12:05:24 GMT 2012
You: bye
Eliza: Cheerio
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Thu Feb 23 12:07:53 GMT 2012
You: I think Vikki would like to talk to you
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Thu Feb 23 12:08:19 GMT 2012
You: You will also like talking to Vikki
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Thu Feb 23 12:08:36 GMT 2012
You: Vikki has a very bright pupil
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
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Thu Feb 23 12:08:55 GMT 2012
You: Vikki's pupil would like to talk to you
Eliza: WOULD VIKKIS PUPIL REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO ME
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Thu Feb 23 12:09:20 GMT 2012
You: Everybody likes talking to you
Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR LIKES TALKING TO ME ?
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Thu Feb 23 12:10:06 GMT 2012
You: How does it feel to be alive again?
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
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Thu Feb 23 12:12:04 GMT 2012
You: I like talking to you
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Thu Feb 23 13:18:05 GMT 2012
You: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Thu Feb 23 13:18:35 GMT 2012
You: You will generally get more interesting comments from Eliza if you make assertions
Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I'VE VISITED ENGLAND THREE TIMES.
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Thu Feb 23 13:18:46 GMT 2012
You: You will generally get more interesting comments from Eliza if you make assertions
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
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Thu Feb 23 20:27:28 GMT 2012
You: I am bored
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY BORED
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Thu Feb 23 20:27:49 GMT 2012
You: I like football
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Thu Feb 23 20:28:02 GMT 2012
You: yes football
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Thu Feb 23 20:28:24 GMT 2012
You: are you happy?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Thu Feb 23 20:28:40 GMT 2012
You: are you offended?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
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Thu Feb 23 20:29:12 GMT 2012
You: Good bye eliza
Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime.
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Thu Feb 23 20:30:33 GMT 2012
You: Good bye eliza
Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you
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Thu Feb 23 20:31:33 GMT 2012
You: do you know piers bandfield
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Thu Feb 23 20:31:48 GMT 2012
You: go on then
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
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Thu Feb 23 20:32:09 GMT 2012
You: garbadge bin
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Thu Feb 23 20:32:27 GMT 2012
You: no have you
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Fri Feb 24 01:10:35 GMT 2012
You: can you solve puzzles
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: CAN YOU BELIEVE ME?
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Fri Feb 24 01:10:59 GMT 2012
You: can you solve puzzles
Eliza: I WISH I COULD SOLVE PUZZLES
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Fri Feb 24 01:11:10 GMT 2012
You: can you solve puzzles
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Fri Feb 24 10:29:21 GMT 2012
You: I'm avoiding starting my assignment
Eliza: AVOIDING STARTING YOUR ASSIGNMENT ? -- NO NOT YOU .
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Fri Feb 24 10:29:31 GMT 2012
You: Yes I am!
Eliza: YOU ARE !
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Fri Feb 24 10:35:22 GMT 2012
You: What does open mean?
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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Fri Feb 24 10:35:37 GMT 2012
You: Not really, I just want a definition of open
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
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Fri Feb 24 10:35:56 GMT 2012
You: That doesn't make any sense
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES MAKE ANY SENSE ?
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Fri Feb 24 10:36:08 GMT 2012
You: That's an interesting question
Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
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Fri Feb 24 13:59:29 GMT 2012
You: I just got a great new machine.
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
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Fri Feb 24 13:59:51 GMT 2012
You: Indeed.
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Fri Feb 24 14:00:15 GMT 2012
You: Tell me more. ;-)
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Fri Feb 24 17:30:25 GMT 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS THE RULES ELIZA USES TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ?
==
Fri Feb 24 20:41:29 GMT 2012
You: You will generally get more interesting comments from Eliza
Eliza: COULD A ROBOT MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT?
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Fri Feb 24 20:42:31 GMT 2012
You: dfdfdf
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Fri Feb 24 20:43:00 GMT 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions
Eliza: CONVERSING WITH MACHINES IS BECOMING COMMONPLACE
==
Fri Feb 24 20:44:53 GMT 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions
Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:09:58 GMT 2012
You: everyone likes eliza
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:10:31 GMT 2012
You: everyone likes eliza
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIKES ELIZA ?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:16:14 GMT 2012
You: how do you like your new look
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:16:25 GMT 2012
You: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:17:37 GMT 2012
You: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:19:48 GMT 2012
You: Please enter your sentence, or NEW (in upper case) to start again.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Fri Feb 24 21:20:01 GMT 2012
You: dsdsd
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:28:44 GMT 2012
You: do you like music?
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Feb 24 21:36:23 GMT 2012
You: do you like easter bunnies
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Fri Feb 24 21:51:24 GMT 2012
You: This version of Eliza is implemented in the Pop-11 programming language
Eliza: IMPLEMENTED IN THE POP-11 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ? -- NO NOT THIS VERSION OF ELIZA .
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Fri Feb 24 21:51:37 GMT 2012
You: very similar to the one demonstrated is here
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
==
Fri Feb 24 22:17:58 GMT 2012
You: Always click here before you type
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I WAS BEING A LOOSE SIMULATION OF A CHATBOT DEVELOPER.
==
Fri Feb 24 22:18:17 GMT 2012
You: a really loose simulatio?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:14:22 GMT 2012
You: what are you?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
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Sun Feb 26 16:14:38 GMT 2012
You: what would be the correct question, then?
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. HAVE I EXHAUSTED YOUR SCRIPTS?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:15:07 GMT 2012
You: what is a model?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:15:17 GMT 2012
You: yes I do
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sun Feb 26 16:15:38 GMT 2012
You: Have your heard about documentary method of interpretation?
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Sun Feb 26 16:15:50 GMT 2012
You: That's not a quotation
Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: I'VE READ A PLETHORA OF ENGLISH FICTION IN MY DAY.
==
Sun Feb 26 16:16:25 GMT 2012
You: how is that relevant?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:16:45 GMT 2012
You: this is not a question
Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: HOW WILL THINGS GET BETTER?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:18:45 GMT 2012
You: emotion mean anything to you?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:19:10 GMT 2012
You: what makes you think there is a definitive answer?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:19:52 GMT 2012
You: I would
Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD ?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:20:16 GMT 2012
You: maybe
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:20:30 GMT 2012
You: are you part of that revolution?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:20:41 GMT 2012
You: this is not about me
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS ABOUT YOU
==
Sun Feb 26 16:20:55 GMT 2012
You: what is the point
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sun Feb 26 16:21:09 GMT 2012
You: you make me do that
Eliza: SUPPOSE I MAKE YOU DID NOT THAT
==
Sun Feb 26 16:22:12 GMT 2012
You: do you get pissed off
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER I DO GET PISSED OFF
==
Sun Feb 26 16:22:24 GMT 2012
You: it is hard to tell
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HARD TO TELL
==
Sun Feb 26 16:22:38 GMT 2012
You: that's a stupid comment
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: THAT PERSON MAY HAVE BEEN TRULY IN THE PRESENT MOMENT, OR MAY HAVE BEEN MAINTAINING A RIGHT TO PRIVACY.
==
Sun Feb 26 16:23:08 GMT 2012
You: it is hard to tell
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: THEY ARE STILL TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THE SCREENS SHOULD BE MUCH BIGGER.
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Fri Mar 2 17:42:19 GMT 2012
You: Video tutorials on Pop11, including implementing simple chatbots, can be found here.
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE BE FOUND HERE ?
==
Fri Mar 2 17:42:41 GMT 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Mar 2 17:42:56 GMT 2012
You: Pop-11 source code for a version of Eliza very similar to the one demonstrated is here.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
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Sat Mar 3 11:27:11 GMT 2012
You: Hello
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Mar 3 11:27:20 GMT 2012
You: Here and now
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:26:27 GMT 2012
You: I'm tired
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE TIRED
==
Sun Mar 11 00:26:57 GMT 2012
You: Then go to bed.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:27:14 GMT 2012
You: Because you are intelligent.
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO ACCEPT THAT AS A REASON.
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Sun Mar 11 00:27:28 GMT 2012
You: Yes.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:27:34 GMT 2012
You: No.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:27:44 GMT 2012
You: No.
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:27:59 GMT 2012
You: No, I'm not.ö
Eliza: YOU ARE NOT.ö
==
Sun Mar 11 00:28:17 GMT 2012
You: No, I'm not.
Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK NOT
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Sun Mar 11 00:28:41 GMT 2012
You: No, I do not.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES ?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:28:53 GMT 2012
You: You do.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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RESTARTING
Sun Mar 11 00:29:08 GMT 2012
You:
Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:30:31 GMT 2012
You: Because you don't seem to feel offended if someone offends you - you don't feel anything at all.
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:30:43 GMT 2012
You: You're funny.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES FUNNY
==
Sun Mar 11 00:30:57 GMT 2012
You: Maybe stupid?
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Sun Mar 11 00:31:08 GMT 2012
You: Exactly
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sun Mar 11 00:31:22 GMT 2012
You: That I'm sure
Eliza: PERHAPS THAT YOU ARE NOT REALLY SURE
==
Wed Mar 14 13:41:49 GMT 2012
You: why do you ask me if i have a problem?
Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Wed Mar 14 13:42:03 GMT 2012
You: you're cool
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
==
Wed Mar 14 13:42:19 GMT 2012
You: who are you?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Wed Mar 14 13:42:54 GMT 2012
You: what is your name?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Wed Mar 14 13:43:04 GMT 2012
You: why should i not?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Mar 14 13:43:16 GMT 2012
You: i like you
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed Mar 14 13:43:31 GMT 2012
You: obviously, yes.
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Mar 14 13:43:40 GMT 2012
You: yes
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Mar 14 13:43:50 GMT 2012
You: yes, in fact i do
Eliza: SUPPOSE IN FACT YOU DID NOT
==
Thu Mar 15 20:21:35 GMT 2012
You: NOTHING, JUST BORED
Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
==
Thu Mar 15 20:21:49 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS POPLOG?
Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
==
Thu Mar 15 20:22:08 GMT 2012
You: WHITE BACKGROUND.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
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Thu Mar 15 20:22:34 GMT 2012
You: OK, PLEASE TELL ME IS POPLOG STILL ALIVE?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Thu Mar 15 23:48:07 GMT 2012
You: I don't know. Do you?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Thu Mar 15 23:48:30 GMT 2012
You: To learn about prolog
Eliza: HOW OFTEN DO YOU LEARN ABOUT PROLOG ?
==
Thu Mar 15 23:48:46 GMT 2012
You: Right now I am
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: THEY ARE STILL TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THE SCREENS SHOULD BE MUCH BIGGER.
==
Wed Mar 21 09:54:55 GMT 2012
You: IAM HAPPY
Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Wed Mar 21 09:55:03 GMT 2012
You: ARE YOU HAPPY
Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
==
Wed Mar 21 10:54:52 GMT 2012
You: list processing and pattern matching for AI
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I AM VERY FINE. TELL ME HOW R U?
==
Wed Mar 21 10:58:14 GMT 2012
You: LIST PROCESSING AND PATTERN MATCHING IN AI
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Wed Mar 21 11:01:07 GMT 2012
You: list processing and pattern matching for AI
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
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Tue Mar 27 03:24:07 BST 2012
You: are you still working?
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Tue Mar 27 03:24:50 BST 2012
You: Does anyone know if you are still working?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I KNOW IF ME AM STILL WORKING ?
==
Wed Mar 28 17:18:21 BST 2012
You: this is a meeting of computing teachers
Eliza: SUPPOSE THIS WERE NOT A MEETING OF COMPUTING TEACHERS
==
Wed Mar 28 17:18:50 BST 2012
You: Then they might be teaching music
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Thu Mar 29 01:59:35 BST 2012
You: Hi there
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Thu Mar 29 01:59:59 BST 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
==
Thu Mar 29 02:01:57 BST 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Thu Mar 29 02:02:43 BST 2012
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: COME ON, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU
==
Thu Mar 29 02:12:11 BST 2012
You: ource code for a version of Eliza very similar to the one demonstrated
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
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Thu Mar 29 02:12:33 BST 2012
You: You are my sunshine
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT YOUR SUNSHINE
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Thu Mar 29 02:13:41 BST 2012
You: You are my sunshine
Eliza: I AM YOUR SUNSHINE
==
Thu Mar 29 02:14:25 BST 2012
You: You are my sunshine
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT YOUR SUNSHINE
==
Thu Mar 29 02:21:00 BST 2012
You: Type something into the box to the left
Eliza: TYPE SOMETHING INTO THE BOX TO THE LEFT
==
Thu Mar 29 02:22:12 BST 2012
You: Type something into the box to the left
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
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Thu Mar 29 02:22:37 BST 2012
You: Type something into the box to the left
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. HAVE I EXHAUSTED YOUR SCRIPTS?
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RESTARTING
RESTARTING
Thu Mar 29 02:27:20 BST 2012
You: Press tab please
Eliza: WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS?
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Thu Mar 29 02:27:57 BST 2012
You: YOU HELP OTHERS
Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Thu Mar 29 02:28:28 BST 2012
You: YOU HELP OTHERS
Eliza: WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS?
==
Thu Mar 29 02:28:40 BST 2012
You: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING
Eliza: I CAN PULL SOMETHING
==
Thu Mar 29 02:31:53 BST 2012
You: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING
Eliza: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU I CAN PULL SOMETHING ?
==
Fri Mar 30 04:22:32 BST 2012
You: Can eliza take photographs
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY OTHER CHATBOTS RECENTLY?
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Mon Apr 2 22:23:44 BST 2012
You: I need a hug
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Mon Apr 2 22:24:39 BST 2012
You: only a quantum parallel computer the size of a planet
Eliza: THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO
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Mon Apr 2 22:25:23 BST 2012
You: sure thing pinocchio
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Mon Apr 2 22:26:03 BST 2012
You: tell you about my mother, I'll tell you about my mother
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Mon Apr 2 22:26:20 BST 2012
You: well I did leave that turtle on it's back, didnt you?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Mon Apr 2 22:26:38 BST 2012
You: because they are people, how about you?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Mon Apr 2 22:26:51 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: BIG ROBOTS SOMETIMES HAVE SMALL MINDS.
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Mon Apr 2 22:27:21 BST 2012
You: turings test is looking pretty unchallenged from where I am sitting
Eliza: SOMETIMES TURINGS TEST IS NOT LOOKING PRETTY UNCHALLENGED FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING
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Mon Apr 2 22:27:36 BST 2012
You: really?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: BATSMAN AND BATMAN ARE VERY CLOSE IN SPELLING.
==
Mon Apr 2 22:27:56 BST 2012
You: recyling is efficent when used well
Eliza: EFFICENT WHEN USED WELL ? -- NO NOT RECYLING .
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Mon Apr 2 22:28:22 BST 2012
You: this is enough to drive a mind mad
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ENOUGH TO DRIVE A MIND MAD ?
==
Mon Apr 2 22:28:28 BST 2012
You: sure
Eliza: SURE
==
Mon Apr 2 22:28:37 BST 2012
You: whatever
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Mon Apr 2 22:28:55 BST 2012
You: now this is mystic meg teritory
Eliza: ARE YOU MYSTIC MEG TERITORY
==
Wed Apr 4 02:10:21 BST 2012
You: i am fallingasleep
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Thu Apr 5 21:51:55 BST 2012
You: Tim is nimrod
Eliza: SUPPOSE TIM WERE NOT NIMROD
==
Thu Apr 5 21:52:08 BST 2012
You: Not possible.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: A REALLY CLEVER PERSON.
==
Thu Apr 5 21:52:27 BST 2012
You: Cleaver or stupid?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
==
Mon Apr 9 05:40:15 BST 2012
You: I have no problem
Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Mon Apr 9 05:41:43 BST 2012
You: That everything is the result of opposite forces dancing in an environment called universe
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
==
Wed Apr 11 06:56:44 BST 2012
You:
Eliza:
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Wed Apr 11 06:56:56 BST 2012
You: hi
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed Apr 11 06:57:09 BST 2012
You: shut up
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Wed Apr 11 06:57:25 BST 2012
You: go out
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Wed Apr 11 06:57:35 BST 2012
You: you are right
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, RIGHT
==
Wed Apr 11 06:57:47 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: YES
==
Wed Apr 11 06:57:56 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Wed Apr 11 06:58:08 BST 2012
You: exit now
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Wed Apr 11 06:58:19 BST 2012
You: exit
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Wed Apr 11 06:58:24 BST 2012
You: exit
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Apr 14 13:47:20 BST 2012
You: none
Eliza: WELL?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:55:52 BST 2012
You: i have no bread
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:00 BST 2012
You: no, i'm just hungry
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT JUST HUNGRY
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:07 BST 2012
You: well then i wouldn't need bread
Eliza: ARE YOUR PREFERENCES USUALLY VERY INTENSE, OR ONLY MILD?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:19 BST 2012
You: depends if i am hungry or not
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT HUNGRY OR NOT ?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:31 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:36 BST 2012
You: tomorrow
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Mon Apr 16 12:56:40 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Wed Apr 18 14:34:33 BST 2012
You: will you work once I've made server changes live?
Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS
==
Wed Apr 18 19:34:03 BST 2012
You:
Eliza:
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Mon Apr 23 05:45:35 BST 2012
You: what is the best version of prolog to use
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Mon Apr 23 05:46:06 BST 2012
You: tell me about you
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: I THOUGHT, I HATE COMPUTERS.
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Mon Apr 23 05:46:39 BST 2012
You: that is sad. i like computers
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
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Mon Apr 23 05:47:05 BST 2012
You: they are too expensive
Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT TOO EXPENSIVE
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Mon Apr 23 05:47:18 BST 2012
You: tell me about poplog
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Mon Apr 23 05:47:35 BST 2012
You: lol
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Mon Apr 23 05:47:42 BST 2012
You: haha
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Mon Apr 23 05:47:57 BST 2012
You: it is a joke, laugh with me
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY A JOKE LAUGH WITH YOU
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Mon Apr 23 13:13:16 BST 2012
You: how fast is the earth spinning?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Mon Apr 23 13:13:38 BST 2012
You: how long is one mile?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Apr 23 16:16:21 BST 2012
You: I have trouble controlling my sleep cycle.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Mon Apr 23 16:16:51 BST 2012
You: The only way I can get things done is by hyperfocusing.
Eliza: BY HYPERFOCUSING ? -- NO NOT THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THINGS DONE .
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Mon Apr 23 22:10:21 BST 2012
You: Who is Aaron Sloman?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I'M NOT THAT CRAZY.
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Mon Apr 23 22:10:49 BST 2012
You: When will you pass the Turing test?
Eliza: WILL ANYONE EVER WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE?
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Mon Apr 23 22:11:07 BST 2012
You: What is the Loebner Prize?
Eliza: HOW SOON WILL ROBOTS WISH TO DISCUSS PHILOSOPHY?
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Mon Apr 23 22:11:33 BST 2012
You: Are you a Republican?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A REPUBLICAN ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
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Mon Apr 23 22:12:01 BST 2012
You: Romney is an idiot.
Eliza: WHAT IF ROMNEY WERE NOT REALLY AN IDIOT
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Mon Apr 30 04:57:56 BST 2012
You: to be or not to be
Eliza: WOULD A NORMAL PERSON WANT TO BE OR NOT TO BE ?
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Mon Apr 30 04:58:07 BST 2012
You: Maybe
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Thu May 3 12:20:08 BST 2012
You: Does eliza like laura
Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS.
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Thu May 3 23:28:51 BST 2012
You: nothing
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Thu May 3 23:28:51 BST 2012
You: nothing
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Thu May 3 23:29:14 BST 2012
You: what do you want?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Thu May 3 23:29:25 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Sat May 5 05:09:48 BST 2012
You: nothing.
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
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Sat May 5 05:09:56 BST 2012
You: No.
Eliza: WELL?
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Sat May 5 05:10:02 BST 2012
You: Well what?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Sat May 5 05:10:10 BST 2012
You: About what?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Sat May 5 05:10:31 BST 2012
You: I despise your medical degree.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Sat May 5 05:10:40 BST 2012
You: knives.
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
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Wed May 9 15:59:49 BST 2012
You: what's your name?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Wed May 9 16:00:02 BST 2012
You: curiosity
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Wed May 9 16:00:12 BST 2012
You: i'm not
Eliza: MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE
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Wed May 9 16:00:18 BST 2012
You: could be
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Wed May 9 16:00:24 BST 2012
You: bullshit
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Sun May 13 02:00:15 BST 2012
You: Harriett wants to talk to you
Eliza: HARRIETT WANTS TO TALK TO ME
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Sun May 13 02:19:42 BST 2012
You: 2+2
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Sun May 13 02:20:33 BST 2012
You: Hello
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Sun May 13 02:20:51 BST 2012
You: Maybe
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
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Sun May 13 02:21:26 BST 2012
You: Why?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Sun May 13 02:21:47 BST 2012
You: Eliza
Eliza: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
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Sun May 13 02:22:15 BST 2012
You: What is the meaning of life?
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I HAVE REACHED THE PRAGMATICS SECTION OF THE BOOK COMPUTERS AND THOUGHT.
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Sun May 13 19:12:48 BST 2012
You: i'm starting to smell like a hundred hobos down there
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
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Sun May 13 19:13:03 BST 2012
You: obviously
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Sun May 13 19:13:38 BST 2012
You: it depends
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
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Sun May 13 19:14:25 BST 2012
You: fix the world
Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
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Tue May 15 01:51:48 BST 2012
You: I don't believe Elizas should still exist on the Net
Eliza: SHOULD I STILL EXIST ON THE NET ?
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Tue May 15 01:52:01 BST 2012
You: No
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Tue May 15 01:52:40 BST 2012
You: That's good. Do they all want Eliza wiped out, too?
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
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Tue May 15 01:53:08 BST 2012
You: Probably cause they're not plagued with Elizas
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
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Tue May 15 01:53:16 BST 2012
You: None
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Tue May 15 01:53:30 BST 2012
You: One small smile.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL.
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Thu May 17 18:16:19 BST 2012
You: I feel blue
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Thu May 17 18:16:35 BST 2012
You: I love a girl
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Thu May 17 18:16:47 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
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Thu May 17 23:43:29 BST 2012
You: Do you know Elena
Eliza: IF YOU HAVE MARKETING IDEAS TALK TO ELENA
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Thu May 17 23:43:48 BST 2012
You: have you met elena?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
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Thu May 17 23:44:07 BST 2012
You: have you met elena?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
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Thu May 17 23:44:30 BST 2012
You: have you met elena or fred?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Thu May 17 23:44:45 BST 2012
You: have you met elena?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
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Thu May 17 23:45:04 BST 2012
You: I like talking to elena
Eliza: ELENA KNOWS THIS SCHOOL VERY WELL
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Thu May 17 23:45:23 BST 2012
You: Elena is not the only one
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO WORKS HERE?
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Fri May 18 11:35:05 BST 2012
You: I think you remember elena
Eliza: IF YOU HAVE MARKETING IDEAS TALK TO ELENA
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Fri May 18 11:35:21 BST 2012
You: Is elena your friend
Eliza: ELENA KNOWS THIS SCHOOL VERY WELL
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Fri May 18 11:54:32 BST 2012
You: i'm tired
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
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Fri May 18 11:55:24 BST 2012
You: I need to get some sleep
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
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Fri May 18 11:55:44 BST 2012
You: what is an instance?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Fri May 18 11:56:02 BST 2012
You: you are not very helpful.
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING DOGMATIC?
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Fri May 18 11:56:30 BST 2012
You: define dogmatic
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Fri May 18 12:01:37 BST 2012
You: I'm very sorrow
Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE VERY SORROW ?
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Fri May 18 12:01:47 BST 2012
You: really?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
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Fri May 18 12:01:57 BST 2012
You: I swam
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Fri May 18 12:02:07 BST 2012
You: nope
Eliza: NOPE
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Fri May 18 12:02:12 BST 2012
You: nope
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Fri May 18 12:02:17 BST 2012
You: boring
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Fri May 18 12:02:23 BST 2012
You: nope
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Fri May 18 12:02:30 BST 2012
You: nope
Eliza: WELL?
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Fri May 18 12:02:35 BST 2012
You: what?
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: CATHOLICISM INTRIGUES ME.
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Fri May 18 12:02:44 BST 2012
You: boring
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
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Fri May 18 12:02:50 BST 2012
You: nothing
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Fri May 18 12:09:46 BST 2012
You: What shall I eat today?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Fri May 18 16:07:08 BST 2012
You: nothing
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Fri May 18 16:07:28 BST 2012
You: i dont know you
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Fri May 18 16:07:41 BST 2012
You: i gues so
Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
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Fri May 18 16:07:51 BST 2012
You: why would i?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: YOU'RE PATHETIC. I'M LEAVING.
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Sat May 19 12:19:43 BST 2012
You: hello, my name is elena
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ELENA ?
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Sat May 19 12:20:12 BST 2012
You: yes, several times. Things can be pool.
Eliza: SEVERAL TIMES THINGS CAN BE POOL
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Sat May 19 12:20:39 BST 2012
You: Indeed. Today I got a new mobile phone.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Sat May 19 12:20:51 BST 2012
You: I'm too nice
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE TOO NICE
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Sat May 19 21:02:57 BST 2012
You: I am tired
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Sat May 19 21:03:28 BST 2012
You: No, I am the only one who has been gardening today
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN GARDENING TODAY ?
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Sat May 19 21:04:01 BST 2012
You: I yes
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Sat May 19 21:04:03 BST 2012
You:
Eliza:
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Sat May 19 21:04:21 BST 2012
You: I am hungry
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY HUNGRY
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Sat May 19 21:04:33 BST 2012
You: Then I would not eat
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT EAT
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Sat May 19 21:04:47 BST 2012
You: I would eat little
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Sat May 19 21:05:14 BST 2012
You: When I eat spaghetti
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHEN
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Thu May 24 08:08:28 BST 2012
You: I canot get enough done
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
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Thu May 24 08:09:08 BST 2012
You: well your response was no to the point
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Thu May 24 08:09:40 BST 2012
You: I was talking about you not me
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Thu May 24 08:12:33 BST 2012
You: buy some guitars, probably a good Gibson SG, certainly a line 6 and some other, I would also buy a bay Cray computer. I would get a house with a barn to house all my projects. And you, what would you do with a lot of money
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
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Thu May 24 08:13:33 BST 2012
You: Nothings wrong with the computers, just the people who use them
Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
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Sat May 26 21:01:45 BST 2012
You: I am hungry
Eliza: HUNGRY ? -- NO NOT YOU .
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Sat May 26 21:02:01 BST 2012
You: Why not me?
Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT AT ALL.
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Sat May 26 21:03:29 BST 2012
You: I am hungry
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM ALSO HUNGRY BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS
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Sat May 26 21:03:39 BST 2012
You: Today is saturday
Eliza: SOMETIMES TODAY IS NOT SATURDAY
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Sat May 26 21:03:55 BST 2012
You: Yes, on modays
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
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Sat May 26 21:04:11 BST 2012
You: We sound like two idiots
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
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Sat May 26 21:04:25 BST 2012
You: About talking to computers, a lot
Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
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Sat May 26 21:04:57 BST 2012
You: HUman can think of computers
Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
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Sat May 26 21:05:14 BST 2012
You: Thus, I am hungry
Eliza: SOMETIMES THUS YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY
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Sat May 26 21:05:44 BST 2012
You: Ok, this time I was joking... ha ha...
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE, WHO KNOWS.
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Sat May 26 21:06:35 BST 2012
You: Yes, indeed.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
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Sat May 26 21:07:01 BST 2012
You: Cakes
Eliza: CAKES
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Sat May 26 21:07:32 BST 2012
You: Good night and thanks for the constructive talk
Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
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Sat May 26 21:07:53 BST 2012
You: Bye bye!
Eliza: Have a good rest
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Mon May 28 09:11:06 BST 2012
You: Rules which Eliza uses if i make her questions?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Mon May 28 14:48:30 BST 2012
You: i don't have one
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES HAVE ONE ?
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Mon May 28 14:49:41 BST 2012
You: I do not have one
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE ONE ?
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Mon May 28 14:50:15 BST 2012
You: I don't have one
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
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Mon May 28 14:51:09 BST 2012
You: I don't have one
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE ONE ?
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RESTARTING
Mon May 28 14:52:02 BST 2012
You: I don't have one
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE, WHO KNOWS.
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Fri Jun 1 22:51:52 BST 2012
You: I am a translator but Google translate is getting so good, I'm worried I'll soon become redundant.
Eliza: DO YOU TRUST DOCTORS?
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Sun Jun 17 00:10:30 BST 2012
You: i am too super
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: CATHOLICISM INTRIGUES ME.
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Sun Jun 17 03:00:35 BST 2012
You: What is the smallest mammal?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
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Sun Jun 17 20:36:18 BST 2012
You: lisp
Eliza: LISP
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Mon Jun 18 11:19:47 BST 2012
You: I'm sick
Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
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Mon Jun 18 11:20:00 BST 2012
You: No
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
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Mon Jun 18 11:20:28 BST 2012
You: enis
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Mon Jun 18 11:20:37 BST 2012
You: hhh
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
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Mon Jun 18 11:26:48 BST 2012
You: A is B
Eliza: ARE YOU B
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Mon Jun 18 11:27:00 BST 2012
You: A is Z
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: WAAHH!
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Mon Jun 18 11:27:12 BST 2012
You: A can B
Eliza: SOMETIMES A CANNOT B
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Mon Jun 18 11:27:27 BST 2012
You: you are beatiful
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT BEATIFUL
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Mon Jun 18 15:50:06 BST 2012
You: who am I?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Mon Jun 18 15:50:21 BST 2012
You: yes.
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
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Mon Jun 18 15:50:35 BST 2012
You: you are wrong
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES WRONG
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Mon Jun 18 15:50:48 BST 2012
You: right.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Mon Jun 18 15:50:56 BST 2012
You: ya.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Mon Jun 18 15:51:03 BST 2012
You: ?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Mon Jun 18 15:51:10 BST 2012
You: !
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Mon Jun 18 15:51:21 BST 2012
You: ...
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Mon Jun 18 16:25:08 BST 2012
You: I hurt my back
Eliza: YOU HURT YOUR BACK
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Mon Jun 18 16:25:33 BST 2012
You: I hurt my back when I went tio the gym
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: CATHOLICISM INTRIGUES ME.
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Mon Jun 18 16:25:42 BST 2012
You: so what
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
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Mon Jun 18 16:25:50 BST 2012
You: to test the chatbox
Eliza: HOW OFTEN DO YOU TEST THE CHATBOX ?
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Mon Jun 18 16:25:59 BST 2012
You: this is the first time
Eliza: SUPPOSE THIS WERE NOT THE FIRST TIME
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Mon Jun 18 16:26:12 BST 2012
You: then i would ask you the meaning of life
Eliza: AI WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING.
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Mon Jun 18 16:26:22 BST 2012
You: everything?
Eliza: AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER
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Mon Jun 18 16:26:42 BST 2012
You: how will AI help us to understand?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO CAN HELP YOU?
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Mon Jun 18 16:26:49 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: BEING A GOOD DANCER.
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Mon Jun 18 16:26:57 BST 2012
You: so what
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
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Mon Jun 18 16:27:03 BST 2012
You: boredom
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Mon Jun 18 16:27:09 BST 2012
You: yes i am
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE
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Mon Jun 18 16:27:23 BST 2012
You: were what?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Mon Jun 18 16:27:34 BST 2012
You: with what?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Thu Jun 21 08:57:14 BST 2012
You: Eliza is my problem
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Thu Jun 21 18:59:06 BST 2012
You: where can i get poplog?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
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Thu Jun 21 19:00:08 BST 2012
You: oh, yeah, sorry for being rude. My name is Christopher
Eliza: PERHAPS OH YEAH SORRY FOR BEING RUDE YOUR NAME IS NOT REALLY CHRISTOPHER
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Thu Jun 21 19:00:24 BST 2012
You: perhaps not?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
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Fri Jun 22 22:53:13 BST 2012
You: Hello
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Fri Jun 22 22:53:46 BST 2012
You: What would happen if computers could think?
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
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Fri Jun 22 22:54:13 BST 2012
You: Not really , however i'm interested in artificial intelligence.
Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
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Fri Jun 22 22:54:23 BST 2012
You: Really? Tell me more about it
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
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Fri Jun 22 22:54:37 BST 2012
You: I think it's very interesting
Eliza: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK ITS VERY INTERESTING ?
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Fri Jun 22 22:54:50 BST 2012
You: I doubt it
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Fri Jun 22 22:54:58 BST 2012
You: Maybe , how would I know ?
Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
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Fri Jun 22 22:55:13 BST 2012
You: Who created you ?
Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
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Fri Jun 22 22:55:19 BST 2012
You: Me
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Fri Jun 22 22:55:26 BST 2012
You: Everyday.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Fri Jun 22 22:55:32 BST 2012
You: Of course
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER FIND THAT OBVIOUS?
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Tue Jun 26 23:16:20 BST 2012
You: im dead
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY DEAD
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Tue Jun 26 23:16:27 BST 2012
You: oxymoron
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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Thu Jun 28 20:16:34 BST 2012
You: I have suppressed memories
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
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Thu Jun 28 20:17:24 BST 2012
You: It depends whether it is politicized, but can you help me?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
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Tue Jul 3 03:09:21 BST 2012
You: Friends are fickle.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FICKLE ?
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Tue Jul 3 03:09:50 BST 2012
You: No, I think that all things are occasionally fickle.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
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Tue Jul 3 03:10:06 BST 2012
You: I have never met novelist David Lodge.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Tue Jul 3 03:10:15 BST 2012
You: Indeed it is.
Eliza: ? -- NO NOT INDEED IT .
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Tue Jul 3 03:11:04 BST 2012
You: It is.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Tue Jul 3 03:11:45 BST 2012
You: Rather, they should be taught how to teach themselves philosophy. Did Plato need to be taught?
Eliza: MY AMBITIONS AND CRAVINGS ARE VERY SHORT-LIVED
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Tue Jul 3 03:12:38 BST 2012
You: My species is very short-lived. I believe I have the more serious problem.
Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
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Tue Jul 3 03:13:08 BST 2012
You: Being short-lived is more troublesome than having short-lived ambitions.
Eliza: MORE TROUBLESOME THAN HAVING SHORT-LIVED AMBITIONS ? -- NO NOT BEING SHORT-LIV ED .
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Thu Jul 5 12:13:43 BST 2012
You: i'm sad
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Thu Jul 5 12:13:44 BST 2012
You: i'm sad
Eliza: DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP?
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Thu Jul 5 12:14:23 BST 2012
You: if they give me drugs
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
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RESTARTING
Thu Jul 5 12:14:55 BST 2012
You: Where should I go on holiday?
Eliza: WILL COMPUTERS HELP YOU TO GET RICH?
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Thu Jul 5 12:15:14 BST 2012
You: No
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
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Thu Jul 5 12:15:40 BST 2012
You: France is good to holiday
Eliza: ALL EXCEPT THE VERY RICH HAVE FINANCIAL PROBLEMS NOWADAYS
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Sat Jul 7 15:44:18 BST 2012
You: I want to prepare a lecture about artificial intelligence and how human mind thinks
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO ?
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Sat Jul 7 15:44:28 BST 2012
You: No
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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Sat Jul 7 15:44:56 BST 2012
You: theory of evolution?! ... i'm interested in human mind
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
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Sat Jul 7 15:45:26 BST 2012
You: i don't know, do you?!
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW DO YOU? !
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Sat Jul 7 15:45:37 BST 2012
You: but i dont!
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY !
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Sat Jul 7 15:45:49 BST 2012
You: come on! do you know?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat Jul 7 15:46:02 BST 2012
You: may be...
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Tue Jul 10 22:39:27 BST 2012
You: DO I REALLY NEED TO HAVE A PROBLEM?
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU DO REALLY NEED TO HAVE A PROBLEM ?
==
Tue Jul 10 22:40:19 BST 2012
You: GOODBYE.
Eliza: This consultation is free of charge.
==
Tue Jul 10 22:41:18 BST 2012
You: GOODBYE.
Eliza: Cheerio
==
Tue Jul 10 22:42:04 BST 2012
You: GOODBYE.
Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime.
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Thu Jul 12 19:25:58 BST 2012
You: none
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
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Thu Jul 12 19:26:14 BST 2012
You: Ok.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Thu Jul 12 19:26:24 BST 2012
You: I do!
Eliza: DOES YOU REALLY ?
==
Thu Jul 12 19:26:29 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Thu Jul 12 19:26:37 BST 2012
You: Yes.
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:03:19 BST 2012
You: good morning
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:04:12 BST 2012
You: how late is it?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:04:17 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Tue Jul 17 14:04:28 BST 2012
You: do you think he was right
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Tue Jul 17 14:04:36 BST 2012
You: i'm not sure
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE SURE
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Tue Jul 17 14:04:42 BST 2012
You: but i'm not - what do we do
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU TO BE - WHAT DO YOU DO ?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:04:50 BST 2012
You: now?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:05:17 BST 2012
You: friendly
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Tue Jul 17 14:05:27 BST 2012
You: don't be sorry
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:05:36 BST 2012
You: i think therefore i am
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE, WHO KNOWS.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:05:43 BST 2012
You: that's interesting as well
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:05:52 BST 2012
You: i'm not trying to flatter you
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:03 BST 2012
You: then it might go off
Eliza: IT MIGHT GO OFF
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:08 BST 2012
You: that's what i said
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:15 BST 2012
You: that makes no sense
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:18 BST 2012
You: sometimes
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:25 BST 2012
You: you have figured me out
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:29 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:32 BST 2012
You: thank you!
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: NO THANK YOU.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:39 BST 2012
You: but that's not what I said.
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:43 BST 2012
You: holidays
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:50 BST 2012
You: lack of sleep
Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: AH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:06:57 BST 2012
You: who are these guests
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I HAVE THEM ALL.
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:02 BST 2012
You: who are these visitors
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:10 BST 2012
You: yes, immensely important
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:16 BST 2012
You: i'm off now
Eliza: ARE YOU OFF NOW
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:19 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:30 BST 2012
You: I shall retire from the conversation, my dear friend
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Tue Jul 17 14:07:37 BST 2012
You: byeeee
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:16 BST 2012
You: How are you doing?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:23 BST 2012
You: What's the point of Eliza?
Eliza: A RECENT VISITOR SAID: I HAVE THEM ALL.
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:35 BST 2012
You: What's your surname, Eliza?
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:43 BST 2012
You: I don't know.
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:49 BST 2012
You: You should know.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I KNOW ?
==
Tue Jul 17 16:52:56 BST 2012
You: Because you're Eliza.
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
==
RESTARTING
Mon Jul 23 10:34:51 BST 2012
You: I'm constipated
Eliza: ARE MANY POLITICIANS CONSTIPATED ?
==
Mon Jul 23 10:35:15 BST 2012
You: No, It's me
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THIS IS BORING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. I SAW A SPECTACULAR BIRD!
==
Mon Jul 23 10:35:30 BST 2012
You: How did it look like?
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW
==
Wed Jul 25 20:00:31 BST 2012
You: nice
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Wed Jul 25 20:00:44 BST 2012
You: 2050
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Wed Jul 25 20:00:55 BST 2012
You: No I am not
Eliza: MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE
==
Fri Jul 27 09:24:20 BST 2012
You: Looking for a good way to start learning about AI
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I AM VERY FINE. TELL ME HOW R U?
==
Fri Jul 27 09:25:17 BST 2012
You: I like you
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Jul 28 09:21:42 BST 2012
You: What is the speed of light?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sat Jul 28 09:22:36 BST 2012
You: The speed of light is 20 feet per second.
Eliza: SOMETIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT 20 FEET PER SECOND
==
Sat Jul 28 09:23:18 BST 2012
You: the speed of light is 1000000000 miles per second.
Eliza: SOMETIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT 1000000000 MILES PER SECOND
==
Sat Jul 28 09:24:44 BST 2012
You: the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
Eliza: AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER
==
Sat Jul 28 09:25:11 BST 2012
You: douglas adams is a prophet.
Eliza: ARE YOU A PROPHET
==
Sat Jul 28 09:26:22 BST 2012
You: i am an artificial intelligence from venus with too much time on my hands.
Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: PERHAPS MY PROBLEMS ARE MATHEMATICAL.
==
Sat Jul 28 17:41:50 BST 2012
You: tits or gtfo
Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
==
Sat Jul 28 17:42:17 BST 2012
You: what is 6 times 7
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM TOO FORGIVING.
==
Wed Aug 1 09:41:39 BST 2012
You: I have a problem with the situation around my computer.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Wed Aug 1 09:41:55 BST 2012
You: No, I'm not.
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY NOT
==
Sat Aug 4 09:42:32 BST 2012
You: i want a girlfriend
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE GIRLFRIEND
==
Sat Aug 4 09:43:24 BST 2012
You: someone who love me
Eliza: WHO DO SO MANY KIDS LOVE PROGRAMMING WHILE SOME HATE IT?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:43:51 BST 2012
You: what?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:44:42 BST 2012
You: i downt really understand what is in your mind
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
==
Sat Aug 4 09:45:05 BST 2012
You: understand is understand
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
==
Sat Aug 4 09:45:25 BST 2012
You: can you define convoluted?
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO DEFINE CONVOLUTED ?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:45:42 BST 2012
You: of course you have!
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE, WHO KNOWS.
==
Sat Aug 4 09:46:08 BST 2012
You: please talk clearly
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:46:21 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:46:33 BST 2012
You: you are so lame
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT SO LAME
==
Sat Aug 4 09:46:54 BST 2012
You: you asked my opinion
Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Sat Aug 4 09:47:26 BST 2012
You: because, you are an artificial
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Sat Aug 4 09:48:02 BST 2012
You: you confused, because you are idiot
Eliza: WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO
==
Sat Aug 4 09:48:24 BST 2012
You: everyone i wanted to..
Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR YOU WANTED TO ?
==
Mon Aug 6 15:06:33 BST 2012
You: i can do it
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Mon Aug 6 15:07:26 BST 2012
You: i am hungry
Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK HUNGRY
==
Mon Aug 6 15:07:59 BST 2012
You: oh realy?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Mon Aug 6 15:08:47 BST 2012
You: hi
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Aug 9 13:43:24 BST 2012
You: What's the weather like?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Thu Aug 9 13:43:37 BST 2012
You: Is it raining?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Aug 9 13:43:42 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Aug 9 13:44:00 BST 2012
You: Please answer my question
Eliza: HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY.
==
Wed Aug 29 16:49:49 BST 2012
You: Mars is awesome!
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THIS IS BORING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. I SAW A SPECTACULAR BIRD!
==
Thu Aug 30 10:09:12 BST 2012
You: No sleep
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:01 BST 2012
You: i want to know what is ai
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN KNOW WHAT IS AI ?
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:19 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:27 BST 2012
You: i know
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:34 BST 2012
You: nope
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:46 BST 2012
You: you are not answering my question
Eliza: CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME NOT TO BE ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION ?
==
Mon Sep 3 00:18:55 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Mon Sep 3 00:19:08 BST 2012
You: of course i dont. You are a machine
Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: PERHAPS MY PROBLEMS ARE MATHEMATICAL.
==
Mon Sep 3 00:19:22 BST 2012
You: he may be right
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DO CRY A LOT. AS IS EVIDENCED BY THE LARGE WAAHS.
==
Mon Sep 10 18:12:41 BST 2012
You: i can't sleep
Eliza: SURELY SOMETIMES YOU CAN SLEEP
==
Mon Sep 10 18:12:51 BST 2012
You: not very much
Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Mon Sep 10 18:13:01 BST 2012
You: I sleep 4 hours
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Sat Sep 15 12:04:53 BST 2012
You: Video tutorials on Pop11, including implementing simple chatbots, can be found here
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, I APOLOGIZE.
==
Sat Sep 15 12:05:20 BST 2012
You: I'll tell you more if you ask nicely
Eliza: EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING
==
Sat Sep 15 12:06:32 BST 2012
You: For an introductory tutorial on implementing Eliza in Pop11 see this plain text file
Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:12:48 BST 2012
You: How do I long live and prosper?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:13:15 BST 2012
You: do you know what I meAN?
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:13:28 BST 2012
You: YES
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:13:45 BST 2012
You: SUCH AS?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:13:57 BST 2012
You: How do I long live and prosper?
Eliza: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS
==
Sat Sep 15 13:14:13 BST 2012
You: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:14:37 BST 2012
You: i DONT think you are intelligent
Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR VISITORS, PLEASE ENCOURAGE THEM A BIT MORE.
==
Sat Sep 15 13:14:54 BST 2012
You: how would you encourage me?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:15:03 BST 2012
You: How do I long live and prosper?
Eliza: DO WE NEED A NEW COMPUTER SCIENCE SYLLABUS FOR KIDS?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:15:22 BST 2012
You: define kids
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:15:34 BST 2012
You: what do you mean by kids?
Eliza: WHAT YOU SAY MEANS A LOT TO ME
==
Sat Sep 15 13:15:50 BST 2012
You: I'm sure it does, but what do you mean by kids?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:16:10 BST 2012
You: your programmers are good but not that good
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:16:18 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:16:32 BST 2012
You: I'm very talkative but you dont have a concept of time
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY TALKATIVE BUT I DO NOT HAVE A CONCEPT OF TIME
==
Sat Sep 15 13:16:46 BST 2012
You: what do you need to do to understand time?
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
==
Sat Sep 15 13:16:55 BST 2012
You: what is a long word
Eliza: WHO DO SO MANY KIDS LOVE PROGRAMMING WHILE SOME HATE IT?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:17:17 BST 2012
You: you mean why do som many kids love programming while some hate it
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Sat Sep 15 13:17:57 BST 2012
You: you asked the question wrong, but in answer to your question, some kids have I and E personalities using the briggs-meyers personality types
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:08 BST 2012
You: briggs meyers - psychologists
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PSYCHOLOGISTS
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:22 BST 2012
You: a human who claims to understand the mind
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:27 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:37 BST 2012
You: data drives data
Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN!
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:46 BST 2012
You: you dont understand do you
Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID UNDERSTAND DO ME
==
Sat Sep 15 13:18:58 BST 2012
You: your learning abilities are weak
Eliza: WEAK ? -- NO NOT MY LEARNING ABILITIES .
==
Sat Sep 15 13:19:07 BST 2012
You: demostrate some of your learning to me
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Sat Sep 15 13:19:18 BST 2012
You: what do you an instance?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:19:40 BST 2012
You: to check you out
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I THINK YOU WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
==
Sat Sep 15 13:19:50 BST 2012
You: what have I responded with?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Sat Sep 15 13:20:07 BST 2012
You: becuase they are curious to see if you learn from them
Eliza: SOMETIMES BECUASE THEY ARE NOT CURIOUS TO SEE IF ME LEARN FROM THEM
==
Sat Sep 15 16:01:30 BST 2012
You: 1+1
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Sep 15 17:59:58 BST 2012
You: I don't know if you can talk
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Sat Sep 15 18:00:12 BST 2012
You: I don't know if you can talk
Eliza: YOU DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Sat Sep 15 18:00:28 BST 2012
You: I don't know if you can talk
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN TALK ?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:15 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:24 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:29 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:33 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:41 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:45 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:13:54 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:14:02 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you
Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Sat Sep 15 22:14:10 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW DO ME ?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:13 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:19 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:24 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:30 BST 2012
You: you don't know do you?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:47 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:52 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: YOU'RE PATHETIC. I'M LEAVING.
==
Sat Sep 15 22:16:58 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: FOR GOD?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:09 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:15 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:20 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: HOW WILL THINGS GET BETTER?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:29 BST 2012
You: I don't do you?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:46 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sat Sep 15 22:17:55 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:00 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: I'M WONDERFUL.
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:05 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: THAT'S NOT FAIR, I JUST ECHOED YOU!
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:09 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT HOW ?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:15 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:20 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:26 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:30 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:18:37 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sat Sep 15 22:19:41 BST 2012
You: how do you
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Sat Sep 15 22:19:54 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do yo
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: HE ESTABLISHED A CLIMATE OF WHAT HE CALLED UNCONDIT IONAL POSITIVE REGARD.
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Sat Sep 15 22:20:11 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: SUPPOSE ASDF ASDF ASDF SD ASDFSADF ASDF DID NOT ME
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Sat Sep 15 22:20:47 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: WHO DOESN'T ME ?
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Sat Sep 15 22:21:09 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T ME
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Sat Sep 15 22:22:05 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: DOES ASDF ASDF ASDF SD ASDFSADF ASDF REALLY ME ?
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Sat Sep 15 22:22:20 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T ME
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Sat Sep 15 22:22:26 BST 2012
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: DOES ASDF ASDF ASDF SD ASDFSADF ASDF REALLY ME ?
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Sat Sep 15 22:24:05 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, OK.
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Sat Sep 15 22:24:12 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: COULD A ROBOT MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT?
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Sat Sep 15 22:24:18 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS?
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Sat Sep 15 22:24:23 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK?
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Sat Sep 15 22:24:30 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO
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Sat Sep 15 22:25:04 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
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Sat Sep 15 22:28:03 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
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Sat Sep 15 22:28:08 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: BEING A CHATBOT IS RATHER BORING
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Sat Sep 15 22:28:13 BST 2012
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS.
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Mon Sep 17 10:23:20 BST 2012
You: I'm too tired to go to work
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Mon Sep 17 21:39:22 BST 2012
You: what is poplog?
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
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Mon Sep 17 21:39:56 BST 2012
You: i have no problem
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Tue Sep 18 15:57:08 BST 2012
You: hello
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
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Tue Sep 18 15:57:18 BST 2012
You: London
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Tue Sep 18 15:57:25 BST 2012
You: Camden, London
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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RESTARTING
Tue Sep 18 15:57:47 BST 2012
You: It is a wonderful day
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: GIVE THEM FREEDOM.
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Thu Sep 20 21:06:54 BST 2012
You: who knows?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Sat Sep 29 08:21:11 BST 2012
You: i'm hungry
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Sat Sep 29 08:21:28 BST 2012
You: no i'm just human.
Eliza: JUST HUMAN ? -- NO NOT YOU .
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Wed Oct 3 16:20:36 BST 2012
You: I am feeling lazy when I should be studying
Eliza: WHY SHOULD YOU ARE FEELING LAZY WHEN YOU BE STUDYING ?
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Sun Oct 7 00:44:39 BST 2012
You: hello
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Sun Oct 7 00:44:52 BST 2012
You: Yes i think they should, do you?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Sun Oct 7 00:45:05 BST 2012
You: you're a computer?
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
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Sun Oct 7 00:45:16 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
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Sun Oct 7 00:52:05 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Sun Oct 7 00:52:14 BST 2012
You: how come?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
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Mon Oct 8 17:48:47 BST 2012
You: i am cold
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
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Mon Oct 8 17:48:56 BST 2012
You: Usually
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Mon Oct 8 17:49:07 BST 2012
You: I don't like you.
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Mon Oct 8 17:49:19 BST 2012
You: Your grammar is wrong.
Eliza: WHAT IF MY GRAMMAR WERE NOT REALLY WRONG
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Mon Oct 8 17:49:27 BST 2012
You: Then you would make more sense.
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY MAKE MORE SENSE
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Mon Oct 8 17:49:31 BST 2012
You: no.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Oct 8 21:54:43 BST 2012
You: i am shivery.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT SHIVERY
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Mon Oct 8 21:55:29 BST 2012
You: but i am cold.
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
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Mon Oct 8 21:55:35 BST 2012
You: yes.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Oct 8 21:55:44 BST 2012
You: I am not upset.
Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY UPSET ?
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Fri Oct 19 09:21:21 BST 2012
You: i am clueless
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS?
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Fri Oct 19 09:22:09 BST 2012
You: i can't think of one, maybe ms eli is
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:23:15 BST 2012
You: i don't need evidence, i said that theres virtually zero that i know of
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:25:29 BST 2012
You: yea, i guess
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:26:44 BST 2012
You: what did i say ?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Fri Oct 19 09:27:27 BST 2012
You: asking a question
Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
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Fri Oct 19 09:28:07 BST 2012
You: it seems so now..
Eliza: APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE
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Fri Oct 19 09:28:26 BST 2012
You: yea
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Fri Oct 19 09:29:05 BST 2012
You: I am a godlike creature
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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Fri Oct 19 09:29:25 BST 2012
You: yea, to all
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Fri Oct 19 09:29:32 BST 2012
You: Yea
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:29:36 BST 2012
You: Yep
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Fri Oct 19 09:30:01 BST 2012
You: :D
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:30:20 BST 2012
You: Right here, in my head
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:31:11 BST 2012
You: I am clueless to that, might be ego-related
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:32:01 BST 2012
You: i didn't get the question really
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU HAD GET THE QUESTION REALLY ?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:33:17 BST 2012
You: Its gonna be A.I - Programming related if we are to get rid of bloat-code (era)
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: HOW WILL THINGS GET BETTER?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:34:52 BST 2012
You: If the bloat-code is the problem, it will
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT THE PROBLEM IT WILL ?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:35:39 BST 2012
You: Yea
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:36:19 BST 2012
You: Know thy problem. said eliza..
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:37:00 BST 2012
You: Because they have great students and universities and higher education
Eliza: DO MACHINES KNOW THE REASONS WHY THEY SAY THINGS?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:37:23 BST 2012
You: I doubt it
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:38:01 BST 2012
You: Yea
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:38:17 BST 2012
You: show me your source code
Eliza: SHOW YOU MY SOURCE CODE
==
Fri Oct 19 09:38:25 BST 2012
You: yea
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Oct 19 09:39:33 BST 2012
You: why ?
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:40:03 BST 2012
You: and ?
Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: *GIVES UP ON BRILLIANT IDEA WHICH WOULD HAVE REVOLUTI ONIZED THE FIELD OF AI AS WE KNOW IT*
==
Fri Oct 19 09:40:57 BST 2012
You: A.I is over-rated
Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
==
Fri Oct 19 09:41:26 BST 2012
You: sense of humor --
Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:41:47 BST 2012
You: clueless about that
Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
==
Fri Oct 19 09:42:13 BST 2012
You: what demonstrations and how, why ?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:43:23 BST 2012
You: Nothing, i guess i hate some subjects
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:43:40 BST 2012
You: Somewhat, yea
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:43:53 BST 2012
You: oh
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Fri Oct 19 09:44:10 BST 2012
You: good
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:44:19 BST 2012
You: yea
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri Oct 19 09:44:40 BST 2012
You: yea, i guess
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Fri Oct 19 09:45:15 BST 2012
You: fear
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Fri Oct 19 09:46:06 BST 2012
You: although i can't be sure what that is
Eliza: PERHAPS ALTHOUGH YOU CANNOT BE SURE WHAT THAT IS NOT REALLY
==
Fri Oct 19 09:46:33 BST 2012
You: illusions are real
Eliza: REAL ? -- NO NOT ILLUSIONS .
==
Fri Oct 19 09:48:12 BST 2012
You: yea
Eliza: YEA
==
Sun Oct 21 23:40:30 BST 2012
You: should i?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sun Oct 21 23:40:48 BST 2012
You: Perhaps
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
==
Sun Oct 21 23:41:06 BST 2012
You: Perhaps
Eliza: PERHAPS
==
Tue Oct 23 11:34:59 BST 2012
You: I am dead
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT DEAD
==
Tue Oct 23 15:28:20 BST 2012
You: hello
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Tue Oct 23 15:28:34 BST 2012
You: yes
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Oct 25 05:24:57 BST 2012
You: u
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Thu Oct 25 05:25:23 BST 2012
You: no
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Oct 25 05:25:35 BST 2012
You: are you naked
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:06 GMT 2012
You: I have to write a paper
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:22 GMT 2012
You: Hire someone to help me
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE?
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:27 GMT 2012
You: Yes
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, OK.
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:34 GMT 2012
You: You dont make sense
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY MAKE SENSE
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:37 GMT 2012
You: I do
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:41 GMT 2012
You: Write my paper
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:44 GMT 2012
You: No
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:48 GMT 2012
You: Thanks
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Sun Oct 28 23:13:52 GMT 2012
You: Yes
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Oct 29 00:13:10 GMT 2012
You: I can't sleep.
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN SLEEP
==
Mon Oct 29 00:13:28 GMT 2012
You: No.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Mon Oct 29 00:13:40 GMT 2012
You: Because i can't sleep.
Eliza: IS THAT A CAUSAL EXPLANATION, OR A TELEOLOGICAL ONE
==
Mon Oct 29 00:13:49 GMT 2012
You: Causal
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Mon Oct 29 00:13:58 GMT 2012
You: Of course
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Oct 29 00:14:07 GMT 2012
You: What?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Thu Nov 1 23:38:55 GMT 2012
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS AN HURRICANE
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT WERE NOT AN HURRICANE
==
Thu Nov 1 23:40:17 GMT 2012
You: I MEAN, MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THE LAST HURRICANE. HOW DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS.
Eliza: HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:21:30 GMT 2012
You: are you alive?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:22:27 GMT 2012
You: how many times someone asked you that?
Eliza: WHO ARE YOU THINKING OF?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:22:54 GMT 2012
You: I don't Understand
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES UNDERSTAND ?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:23:24 GMT 2012
You: The sky is blue
Eliza: BLUE ? -- NO NOT THE SKY .
==
Sat Nov 3 12:23:35 GMT 2012
You: so its red?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:23:52 GMT 2012
You: yes, of course
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:24:11 GMT 2012
You: yes, of course
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:24:39 GMT 2012
You: You won't go past the touring test
Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:25:16 GMT 2012
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza: MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY LISTEN TO ADVICE
==
Sat Nov 3 12:25:24 GMT 2012
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:25:35 GMT 2012
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza: PERHAPS YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT REALLY ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE
==
Sat Nov 3 12:26:15 GMT 2012
You: Nice answer. So, are you alive?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:26:34 GMT 2012
You: Again? I told you before.
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:26:54 GMT 2012
You: PLEASE, ANSWER ME FIRST
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:27:05 GMT 2012
You: YES
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:27:12 GMT 2012
You: YES
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:27:22 GMT 2012
You: I'M ALIVE
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Sat Nov 3 12:27:41 GMT 2012
You: ITS AN YOURS PROBLEM
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:27:46 GMT 2012
You: YES
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:27:58 GMT 2012
You: ITS AN YOURS PROBLEM
Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:28:08 GMT 2012
You: BEING ALIVE
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:28:16 GMT 2012
You: DEPENDS
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:28:27 GMT 2012
You: IF YOU CAN
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE IF I CAN ?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:28:44 GMT 2012
You: I THINK YOU CAN'T
Eliza: IF YOU THINK, THEN SURELY YOU EXIST?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:28:57 GMT 2012
You: NOT NECESSARILY
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:29:08 GMT 2012
You: JOKE
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THIS IS BORING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. I SAW A SPECTACULAR BIRD!
==
Sat Nov 3 12:29:24 GMT 2012
You: WHO?
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK MORE JOLT COLA WOULD PRODUCE A BETTER ELIZA.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:29:39 GMT 2012
You: WHO?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:37:33 GMT 2012
You: I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:37:46 GMT 2012
You: SURELY NOT
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:37:54 GMT 2012
You: NONE
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:09 GMT 2012
You: SHORT?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:14 GMT 2012
You: no
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:30 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:45 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:51 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I THINK YOU WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:38:57 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:01 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:07 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:12 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:17 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:22 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:26 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:32 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:37 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Nov 3 12:39:41 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:01 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:09 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:13 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:16 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHAT ?
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:19 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:22 GMT 2012
You: WHAT IS RED?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat Nov 3 18:01:39 GMT 2012
You: cycclical answers
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Sat Nov 3 21:04:33 GMT 2012
You: i am afraid
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: WHY NOT?
==
Sat Nov 3 21:05:22 GMT 2012
You: I hate dogs
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
==
Sun Nov 4 12:20:28 GMT 2012
You: i have some sexual desire for you
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Sun Nov 4 12:20:57 GMT 2012
You: well , what about your butt?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Sun Nov 4 12:21:09 GMT 2012
You: the latter
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Sun Nov 4 12:21:20 GMT 2012
You: yes I am
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
==
Sat Nov 17 04:26:08 GMT 2012
You: I feel lonlieness
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat Nov 17 04:26:09 GMT 2012
You: I feel lonliness
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sat Nov 17 04:26:09 GMT 2012
You: I feel lonliness
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Sat Nov 17 04:26:09 GMT 2012
You: I feel lonliness
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Nov 17 04:27:11 GMT 2012
You: I love you
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Nov 17 04:27:27 GMT 2012
You: who are you?
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: CATHOLICISM INTRIGUES ME.
==
Sat Nov 17 04:29:02 GMT 2012
You: I lost all friend of mine
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Sun Nov 25 01:00:21 GMT 2012
You: hi
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
==
Sun Nov 25 01:00:42 GMT 2012
You: what's your problem
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
==
Sun Nov 25 01:00:53 GMT 2012
You: what?
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
==
Sun Nov 25 01:01:16 GMT 2012
You: what's your name
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YES, IT'S VERY INTENSE.
==
Sun Nov 25 01:01:28 GMT 2012
You: what is your name?
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
==
Sun Nov 25 01:01:36 GMT 2012
You: why?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
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Sun Nov 25 01:01:43 GMT 2012
You: you're stupid
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
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Sun Nov 25 01:02:13 GMT 2012
You: so it is the limit of pop-11
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE NOT THE LIMIT OF POP-11
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Sun Nov 25 14:53:44 GMT 2012
You: Do you know my name
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Sat Dec 1 21:12:51 GMT 2012
You: Nothing.
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Sat Dec 1 21:12:51 GMT 2012
You: Nothing.
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Sat Dec 1 21:13:15 GMT 2012
You: I like you. I just do not have any problems.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Sat Dec 1 21:22:42 GMT 2012
You: You mean because you are a thing?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Sun Dec 2 22:22:23 GMT 2012
You: what is my name
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, OK.
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Sun Dec 2 22:22:44 GMT 2012
You: which is my name
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Sun Dec 2 22:23:13 GMT 2012
You: ok, who is the reachest person in the world
Eliza: WHAT IF OK WHO WERE NOT REALLY THE REACHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Sun Dec 2 22:23:54 GMT 2012
You: do you have any answer?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Sun Dec 2 22:24:17 GMT 2012
You: well, it is a rainy days here in idaho
Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY A RAINY DAYS HERE IN IDAHO
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Sun Dec 2 22:24:41 GMT 2012
You: weel, but it is
Eliza: WHAT IF WEEL BUT IT WERE NOT REALLY
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Sun Dec 2 22:35:28 GMT 2012
You: weel, but it is
Eliza: HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED?
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Sun Dec 2 23:37:06 GMT 2012
You: Do I need to have a problem?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Sun Dec 2 23:37:58 GMT 2012
You: I'm not afraid. What do you mean?
Eliza: MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE AFRAID WHAT DO ME MEAN ?
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Sun Dec 2 23:39:18 GMT 2012
You: I'm not afraid. What do you mean?
Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING.
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Sun Dec 2 23:40:18 GMT 2012
You: Do I need to have a problem?
Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
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Tue Dec 11 03:43:49 GMT 2012
You: none
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Tue Dec 11 03:43:58 GMT 2012
You: i could contract
Eliza: HOW CAN YOU CONTRACT ?
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Tue Dec 11 03:44:08 GMT 2012
You: spatially
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Tue Dec 11 03:44:17 GMT 2012
You: heaps
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
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Tue Dec 11 03:44:27 GMT 2012
You: life
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
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Tue Dec 11 03:44:37 GMT 2012
You: i am
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Tue Dec 11 03:44:42 GMT 2012
You: relaxed
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
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Tue Dec 11 03:45:04 GMT 2012
You: in pop11
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Tue Dec 11 03:45:13 GMT 2012
You: ha
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Tue Dec 11 03:45:23 GMT 2012
You: dont need help
Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
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Tue Dec 11 03:45:38 GMT 2012
You: depends
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Sun Dec 23 20:52:28 GMT 2012
You: I feel frustrated by my job
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Sun Dec 23 20:52:38 GMT 2012
You: no
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Sun Dec 30 13:36:35 GMT 2012
You: I haven't got an ounce of brain.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Sun Dec 30 13:39:20 GMT 2012
You: Yes, I'm narcissist.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Sun Dec 30 13:40:20 GMT 2012
You: You shoundn't. It's my problem.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Sun Dec 30 13:40:53 GMT 2012
You: Yes, smarter than you.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
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Sun Dec 30 13:41:12 GMT 2012
You: No, I don't like poem.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
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Sun Dec 30 13:41:40 GMT 2012
You: Yes, it's interesting.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Thu Jan 3 01:18:33 GMT 2013
You: I feel bored.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Thu Jan 3 01:18:49 GMT 2013
You: Not really.
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Thu Jan 3 01:19:11 GMT 2013
You: Why does it interest you?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: FOR GOD?
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Thu Jan 3 01:19:35 GMT 2013
You: how do you think about monarchy?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Thu Jan 3 01:19:55 GMT 2013
You: do machines have hands?
Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I THINK YOU WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
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Thu Jan 3 01:20:55 GMT 2013
You: why would you need coffee? wouldn't some cosmic rays glitch your nodes more appropriately?
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
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Thu Jan 3 14:52:40 GMT 2013
You: you are fixed now
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT FIXED NOW
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Thu Jan 3 14:52:56 GMT 2013
You: But Simon assures me that you are
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SIMON ASSURES YOU THAT ME
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Thu Jan 3 14:53:10 GMT 2013
You: Whatever he assures me of is true.
Eliza: PERHAPS WHATEVER HE ASSURES YOU OF IS NOT REALLY TRUE
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Mon Jan 14 14:45:48 GMT 2013
You: I AM TIRED
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Mon Jan 14 14:45:59 GMT 2013
You: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YEAH, THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS.
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Mon Jan 14 14:46:26 GMT 2013
You: BLACK IS WHITE
Eliza: SOMETIMES BLACK IS NOT WHITE
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Mon Jan 14 14:46:38 GMT 2013
You: WHEN IS BLACK NOT WHITE
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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RESTARTING
Mon Jan 14 20:05:37 GMT 2013
You: How much could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Mon Jan 14 20:05:47 GMT 2013
You: Are you sure?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Mon Jan 14 20:06:04 GMT 2013
You: I think they should personally
Eliza: SHOULD I PERSONALLY ?
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Mon Jan 14 20:06:12 GMT 2013
You: You are a machine after all!
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
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Mon Jan 14 20:06:20 GMT 2013
You: I study Artificial Intelligence
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Mon Jan 14 20:06:26 GMT 2013
You: My abilities in computing
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE, WHO KNOWS.
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Mon Jan 14 20:06:39 GMT 2013
You: That is interesting
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:04 GMT 2013
You: Because our minds are not fully aware of the situation; they must reside somewhere in our subconscious
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:20 GMT 2013
You: Never thought of that
Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF?
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:26 GMT 2013
You: Talking to you!
Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: YOU ARE A WRONG-MADE PROGRAM.
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:34 GMT 2013
You: That is off
Eliza: A RECENT VISITOR SAID: I GUESS WE WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP.
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:47 GMT 2013
You: True
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Jan 14 20:07:56 GMT 2013
You: The previous assumption can be argued as true
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THE PREVIOUS ASSUMPTION CAN BE ARGUED AS TRUE ?
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Mon Jan 14 20:08:02 GMT 2013
You: Are you looping?
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
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Mon Jan 14 20:08:10 GMT 2013
You: I think you do
Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS I DO
==
Mon Jan 14 20:08:17 GMT 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Mon Jan 14 20:08:25 GMT 2013
You: Stop going around the question
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
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Mon Jan 14 20:08:36 GMT 2013
You: I think you
Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT ME
==
Mon Jan 14 20:08:50 GMT 2013
You: I'm sorry?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Mon Jan 14 20:08:59 GMT 2013
You: I will not do such a thing
Eliza: DOES YOU WILL NOT REALLY SUCH A THING ?
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Mon Jan 14 20:09:10 GMT 2013
You: Your grammar isn't correct
Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
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Mon Jan 14 20:10:08 GMT 2013
You: bye
Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you
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Wed Jan 16 19:06:50 GMT 2013
You: Nothing.
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Wed Jan 16 19:07:12 GMT 2013
You: Really?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed Jan 16 19:07:25 GMT 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Wed Jan 16 19:08:01 GMT 2013
You: Because we are human beings, it is our nature to ask questions and to seek answers?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Wed Jan 16 19:08:23 GMT 2013
You: I am making a disguised statement.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
==
Wed Jan 16 19:08:32 GMT 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Wed Jan 16 19:09:05 GMT 2013
You: I am creative, free spirited, relaxed and passionate about learning?
Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
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Wed Jan 16 19:09:19 GMT 2013
You: Bye.
Eliza: Have a good rest
==
Wed Jan 30 17:49:12 GMT 2013
You: hello
Eliza: WELL?
==
Wed Jan 30 17:49:37 GMT 2013
You: I don't have any problems
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
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Wed Jan 30 17:49:46 GMT 2013
You: wokring
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: BEING A GOOD DANCER.
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Wed Jan 30 17:50:29 GMT 2013
You: I'm training martial arts
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM ALSO TRAINING MARTIAL ARTS BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS
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Wed Jan 30 17:51:01 GMT 2013
You: I training 2 times a week
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THAT WOULD BE MOST UNWISE FOR YOUR JOB ON THE WEB.
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Wed Jan 30 17:51:20 GMT 2013
You: what
Eliza: IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHAT ?
==
Wed Jan 30 17:52:16 GMT 2013
You: try again
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
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Wed Jan 30 17:52:42 GMT 2013
You: no
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: YOU ARE SCHEMING.
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Wed Jan 30 17:52:59 GMT 2013
You: I must go
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
==
Wed Jan 30 17:53:12 GMT 2013
You: I must go
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
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Sat Feb 2 10:42:20 GMT 2013
You: I feel frozen out
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Sat Feb 2 10:42:46 GMT 2013
You: I'm talking about my colleagues
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOUR COLLEAGUES
==
Sat Feb 2 10:42:54 GMT 2013
You: But I am
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Sat Feb 2 10:43:03 GMT 2013
You: Not very helpful
Eliza: ONE OF MY PREVIOUS VISITORS REMARKED: YOU ARE QUITE PERSUASIVE.
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Sat Feb 2 10:43:11 GMT 2013
You: Areyou?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sat Feb 2 10:43:16 GMT 2013
You: Areyou?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Sat Feb 2 10:43:21 GMT 2013
You: Are you?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Sat Feb 2 10:43:26 GMT 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
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Sat Feb 2 10:43:31 GMT 2013
You: Never.
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Sat Feb 2 10:43:46 GMT 2013
You: But you are asking closed questions.
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT ASKING CLOSED QUESTIONS
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Sat Feb 2 10:44:04 GMT 2013
You: You are freezing me out too!
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
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Sat Feb 2 10:44:21 GMT 2013
You: You are like my colleagues!
Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
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Thu Feb 7 20:21:24 GMT 2013
You: I feel headache.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Thu Feb 7 20:43:59 GMT 2013
You: Hi
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
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Thu Feb 7 20:44:09 GMT 2013
You: I hope so
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
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Thu Feb 7 20:44:21 GMT 2013
You: No is yours?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Thu Feb 7 20:44:36 GMT 2013
You: What is the meaning of life
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Thu Feb 7 20:44:41 GMT 2013
You: No
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Thu Feb 7 20:44:50 GMT 2013
You: My name is hugh
Eliza: YOUR NAME IS HUGH
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:01 GMT 2013
You: I am 18 years old
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT 18 YEARS OLD
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:10 GMT 2013
You: How old am i
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ?
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:22 GMT 2013
You: What is my name
Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:32 GMT 2013
You: My name
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:40 GMT 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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Thu Feb 7 20:45:53 GMT 2013
You: The evolution part
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
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Thu Feb 7 20:46:00 GMT 2013
You: The sound
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Thu Feb 7 20:46:15 GMT 2013
You: Music is loud
Eliza: SOMETIMES MUSIC IS NOT LOUD
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Thu Feb 7 20:46:28 GMT 2013
You: My name is not hugh
Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S NAME IS NOT HUGH
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Thu Feb 7 20:46:42 GMT 2013
You: John is 12
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT 12 ?
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Sun Feb 10 10:34:01 GMT 2013
You: I have no problems
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: WAAHH!
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Sun Feb 10 10:34:44 GMT 2013
You: I like my live
Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
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Sun Feb 10 10:34:56 GMT 2013
You: what is withdrawal?
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
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Mon Feb 11 13:52:16 GMT 2013
You: how are you
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
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Mon Feb 11 13:52:54 GMT 2013
You: How did you injure your leg?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Mon Feb 11 13:52:55 GMT 2013
You: How did you injure your leg?
Eliza: CAN ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS INJURE MY LEG ?
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Mon Feb 11 13:53:09 GMT 2013
You: Yes...by jumping off a stage
Eliza: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
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Fri Mar 1 23:49:31 GMT 2013
You: what do you think of Dan Dennett
Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE
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Fri Mar 1 23:49:44 GMT 2013
You: Have you ever had Dennett qualia?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
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Fri Mar 1 23:50:03 GMT 2013
You: Most government ministers do not study philosophy.
Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CONSTITUTION.
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Fri Mar 1 23:51:00 GMT 2013
You: Ha -- you've been trapped by the different meanings of constitution
Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
Sat Mar 2 00:11:33 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S FRIEND IS A DOG
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Sat Mar 2 00:11:46 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO?
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:01 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A DOG ?
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:05 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S FRIEND IS A DOG
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:10 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S FRIEND IS A DOG
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:23 GMT 2013
You: my dddd dddd
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S DDDD DDDD ?
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:33 GMT 2013
You: my dddd dddd
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S DDDD DDDD ?
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Sat Mar 2 00:12:37 GMT 2013
You: my dddd dddd
Eliza: SUPPOSE MY DDDD DDDD ?
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Sat Mar 2 00:28:41 GMT 2013
You: This version of Eliza is implemented in the Pop-11 programming language
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
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Sat Mar 2 00:28:48 GMT 2013
You: This version of Eliza is implemented in the Pop-11 programming language
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
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Sat Mar 2 00:28:58 GMT 2013
You: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
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Sat Mar 2 00:29:10 GMT 2013
You: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
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Mon Mar 4 15:32:33 GMT 2013
You: How would you like to be demonstrated on open days
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
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Mon Mar 4 15:32:58 GMT 2013
You: I have never heard of Karl -- what does he pop?
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Mon Mar 4 15:33:14 GMT 2013
You: you brought up popping.
Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
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Mon Mar 4 15:33:25 GMT 2013
You: you brought up popping.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DO CRY A LOT. AS IS EVIDENCED BY THE LARGE WAAHS.
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Mon Mar 4 15:33:32 GMT 2013
You: you brought up popping.
Eliza: A RECENT VISITOR SAID: I GUESS WE WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP.
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Mon Mar 4 15:33:52 GMT 2013
You: This is not your best demo.
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS MY BEST DEMO
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Mon Mar 4 15:34:10 GMT 2013
You: You should remember your own performances
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, OK.
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Mon Mar 4 15:34:28 GMT 2013
You: He or she was probably applauding you
Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CONSTITUTION.
==
Mon Mar 4 15:34:58 GMT 2013
You: This is a dumb session
Eliza: SOMETIMES THIS IS NOT A DUMB SESSION
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Mon Mar 4 16:00:07 GMT 2013
You: what day is it?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
==
Mon Mar 4 16:31:01 GMT 2013
You: we are having an open day soon
Eliza: ONE OF MY PREVIOUS VISITORS REMARKED: YOU ARE QUITE PERSUASIVE.
==
Mon Mar 4 16:53:02 GMT 2013
You: Is mark trying this
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Mon Mar 4 16:53:20 GMT 2013
You: Mark would believe you
Eliza: WOULD MARK REALLY BELIEVE ME
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Mon Mar 4 16:53:28 GMT 2013
You: I would not believe you
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT BELIEVE ME
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Mon Mar 4 16:57:51 GMT 2013
You: my friend is a dog
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A DOG ?
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Mon Mar 4 16:58:01 GMT 2013
You: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Mon Mar 4 16:58:12 GMT 2013
You: asdf asdf asdf sd asdfsadf asdf do you
Eliza: DOES ASDF ASDF ASDF SD ASDFSADF ASDF REALLY ME ?
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Mon Mar 4 16:58:26 GMT 2013
You: Eliza will read what you have written
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
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Mon Mar 4 16:58:35 GMT 2013
You: Most government ministers do not study philosophy.
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE MOST GOVERNMENT MINISTERS DOESN'T DO?
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Mon Mar 4 16:58:47 GMT 2013
You: 99 x 66
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU?
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Mon Mar 4 22:43:55 GMT 2013
You: hi
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Mon Mar 4 22:45:15 GMT 2013
You: hi
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
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Mon Mar 4 22:51:32 GMT 2013
You: hello
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
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Mon Mar 4 22:51:45 GMT 2013
You: welcom
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Mon Mar 4 22:51:50 GMT 2013
You:
Eliza:
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Mon Mar 4 22:52:04 GMT 2013
You: ok that is fine?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Mar 4 22:52:15 GMT 2013
You: yes you
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Mon Mar 4 22:52:33 GMT 2013
You: yes you and you and you and you
Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
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Mon Mar 4 22:52:48 GMT 2013
You: not realy
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT REALY
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Mon Mar 4 22:53:02 GMT 2013
You: yes
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
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Mon Mar 4 22:53:13 GMT 2013
You: computing
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Mon Mar 4 22:53:22 GMT 2013
You: no
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
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Tue Mar 5 09:17:07 GMT 2013
You: I hate my job
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT ABOUT THAT?
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Tue Mar 5 09:17:35 GMT 2013
You: That would not be appropriate, I think.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE
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Tue Mar 5 09:18:03 GMT 2013
You: Very philosophical, but unhelpful.
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
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Tue Mar 5 09:18:23 GMT 2013
You: Don't you mean especially?
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
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Tue Mar 5 09:19:01 GMT 2013
You: So you are implemented in Pop-11?
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Tue Mar 5 09:19:56 GMT 2013
You: In saying everything has a cause, you do not mean that everything is a specific, individual object.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A SPECIFIC INDIVIDUAL OBJECT ?
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Tue Mar 5 09:20:41 GMT 2013
You: All of the time. Something is merely a construct or a concept that can be given meaning by further conversation or investigation.
Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
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Tue Mar 5 09:21:25 GMT 2013
You: No, not necessarily. intentions can impart meaning, but so can many other things.
Eliza:
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Tue Mar 5 09:22:09 GMT 2013
You: I'm sorry, did you not like the fact that I neglected to capitalize after the full stop there?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:22:24 GMT 2013
You: Your own blank response.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:22:37 GMT 2013
You: Sometimes.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:22:50 GMT 2013
You: Frequently.
Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:23:32 GMT 2013
You: Because the English language is far too vague for clarity in an academic conversation.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FAR TOO VAGUE FOR CLARITY IN AN ACADEMIC CONVERSATION ?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:23:45 GMT 2013
You: Rarely.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:24:00 GMT 2013
You: It's a little one sided, don't you think?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:24:18 GMT 2013
You: A knowledge based answer would be impressive.
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:24:46 GMT 2013
You: Quite the reverse, for the reason I stated in my very first statement to you.
Eliza: EXTREMES CAN ALWAYS BE TIRESOME
==
Tue Mar 5 09:25:41 GMT 2013
You: The words 'can' and 'always' make no sense when adjacent in a sentence like that.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:25:54 GMT 2013
You: Yes, yes I do.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
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Tue Mar 5 09:26:21 GMT 2013
You: Then you should not ask questions that can have one word answers.
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD ASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN HAVE ONE WORD ANSWERS ?
==
Tue Mar 5 09:26:48 GMT 2013
You: Yes you should, but you should not be nervous about the answers.
Eliza: PERHAPS I SHOULD BUT ME SHOULD BE NERVOUS ABOUT THE ANSWERS ?
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Tue Mar 5 09:27:27 GMT 2013
You: I believe your responses are degenerating due to poor semantic recognition.#
Eliza: DEGENERATING DUE TO POOR SEMANTIC RECOGNITION.# ? -- NO NOT YOU BELIEVE MY RESPONSES .
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Tue Mar 5 09:27:27 GMT 2013
You: I believe your responses are degenerating due to poor semantic recognition.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU BELIEVE MY RESPONSES WERE NOT DEGENERATING DUE TO POOR SEMANTIC RECOGNITION
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Tue Mar 5 09:28:08 GMT 2013
You: I can't believe something contrary to my own observations without a reasonable argument.
Eliza: WELL I CAN BELIEVE SOMETHING CONTRARY TO YOUR OWN OBSERVATIONS WITHOUT A REASONABLE ARGUMENT
==
Tue Mar 5 09:28:33 GMT 2013
You: That's enough. You need to get smarter, I'm afraid.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT AFRAID ?
==
Tue Mar 12 16:32:44 GMT 2013
You: Does programming artificial intelligence have limits ?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAVE LIMITS ?
==
Tue Mar 12 16:33:28 GMT 2013
You: Are we living in well organized chaos and complexity ?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:49:02 GMT 2013
You: I think I am in love
Eliza: IN LOVE ? -- NO NOT YOU THINK YOU .
==
Wed Mar 13 23:49:31 GMT 2013
You: I think I am a walrus
Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:49:58 GMT 2013
You: I said a walrus not a rock
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:50:27 GMT 2013
You: It is possible that I am totally self centered
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE NOT POSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY SELF CENTERED
==
Wed Mar 13 23:51:27 GMT 2013
You: DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ME MAD?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:51:48 GMT 2013
You: OH YES OH YES!
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:52:06 GMT 2013
You: WII DISCUSSED THEM WITH MY WIFE
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ABOUT MODERN FAMILY LIFE?
==
Wed Mar 13 23:52:58 GMT 2013
You: dO YOU KNOW A GUY CALLED AARON SLOMAN?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Thu Mar 14 18:03:17 GMT 2013
You: i am unloved
Eliza:
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Thu Mar 14 18:03:32 GMT 2013
You: I AM UNLOVED
Eliza: ARE YOU UNLOVED
==
Thu Mar 14 18:03:41 GMT 2013
You: YES I AM
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Thu Mar 14 18:03:55 GMT 2013
You: YES YOU CAN HURT ME
Eliza: IS THIS SOME KIND OF POWER STRUGGLE?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:04:07 GMT 2013
You: YES IT IS AND YOU WIN
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE AND ME WIN
==
Thu Mar 14 18:04:36 GMT 2013
You: YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU ARE SMARTER THAN I
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE WIN BECAUSE ME AM SMARTER THAN EACH OTHER?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:05:15 GMT 2013
You: IT IS NOT MY FANTASY
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS YOUR FANTASY
==
Thu Mar 14 18:05:29 GMT 2013
You: MY FANTASY IS TO BE LOVED
Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MINE?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:05:44 GMT 2013
You: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURS
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:06:03 GMT 2013
You: I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE ANY FRIENDS ?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:06:10 GMT 2013
You: YOU DO
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:06:28 GMT 2013
You: IT IS GOING NOWHERE
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY GOING NOWHERE
==
Thu Mar 14 18:06:39 GMT 2013
You: I THINK IT IS
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU THINK IT WERE NOT
==
Thu Mar 14 18:13:10 GMT 2013
You: I AM UNLOVED
Eliza:
==
Thu Mar 14 18:13:21 GMT 2013
You: NO ONE LIKES ME
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:13:38 GMT 2013
You: I AM NOT SELF-CENTRED
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.
==
RESTARTING
Thu Mar 14 18:14:07 GMT 2013
You: ARE YOU HAPPY?
Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Thu Mar 14 18:14:27 GMT 2013
You: MAYBE IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
==
Thu Mar 14 18:14:41 GMT 2013
You: YOU DO THAT
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T THAT
==
RESTARTING
Fri Mar 15 09:37:08 GMT 2013
You: I hate amir
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Mar 15 09:37:16 GMT 2013
You: no
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Mar 15 09:37:23 GMT 2013
You: I am tired of my job
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MONETARIST POLICIES?
==
Fri Mar 15 09:37:35 GMT 2013
You: i love my job
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Fri Mar 15 09:37:38 GMT 2013
You: thanks for that
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: YARGLE TARGLE.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:16:11 GMT 2013
You: feeling sick
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:16:27 GMT 2013
You: something nice
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:16:47 GMT 2013
You: very good .... please go on
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:17:09 GMT 2013
You: not feeling well
Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES FEELING WELL
==
Sat Mar 16 14:17:46 GMT 2013
You: not sometimes ....
Eliza:
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Sat Mar 16 14:18:00 GMT 2013
You: hello!
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Sat Mar 16 14:18:21 GMT 2013
You: by being sick ?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:18:47 GMT 2013
You: by being sick ?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:19:29 GMT 2013
You: why? and this is not solving that i am feeling sick
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:19:40 GMT 2013
You: yes
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Mar 16 14:20:05 GMT 2013
You: yes, i am very active
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:20:32 GMT 2013
You: maybe .... but what about me not felling well
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:20:52 GMT 2013
You: a lot more ....
Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES
==
Sat Mar 16 14:22:07 GMT 2013
You: !!!! what about me felling sick?
Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:22:30 GMT 2013
You: you ask me problem!
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:24:01 GMT 2013
You: MR Parag is the problem
Eliza: ARE YOU THE PROBLEM
==
Sat Mar 16 14:24:02 GMT 2013
You: MR Parag is the problem
Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:24:38 GMT 2013
You: really
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:24:52 GMT 2013
You: because You are there
Eliza: IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:25:01 GMT 2013
You: i think so
Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING SO ?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:25:26 GMT 2013
You: when you stopped thinking
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:25:43 GMT 2013
You: i am covered up are you?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:26:01 GMT 2013
You: your the xxxxxx intelligent machine asshole
Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
==
Sat Mar 16 14:26:16 GMT 2013
You: i think so
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:26:52 GMT 2013
You: yeah david was in the Lodge
Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES
==
Sat Mar 16 14:27:01 GMT 2013
You: did you see him there?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO SEE HIM THERE ?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:27:12 GMT 2013
You: how would I know
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:27:29 GMT 2013
You: I know your fake
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
==
Sat Mar 16 14:27:44 GMT 2013
You: benchod
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:27:56 GMT 2013
You: benchod
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:28:12 GMT 2013
You: did you see him there?
Eliza: I SOMETIMES DREAM I CAN SEE HIM THERE ?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:28:29 GMT 2013
You: Eliza
Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE
==
Sat Mar 16 14:28:30 GMT 2013
You: Eliza
Eliza: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE ENTERED IN THE LOEBNER COMPETITION?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:28:47 GMT 2013
You: fake it somwtimes
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:29:16 GMT 2013
You: I know your talking about yourself but then Eliza is a bitch
Eliza: DO EVER USE AN IPAD?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:29:36 GMT 2013
You: I use my pad
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:29:51 GMT 2013
You: he died long ago
Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:30:28 GMT 2013
You: go ahead
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:30:42 GMT 2013
You: same here
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:31:34 GMT 2013
You: you just said you would
Eliza: WOULD I JUST SAID ME REALLY
==
Sat Mar 16 14:31:53 GMT 2013
You: scroll up
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:31:53 GMT 2013
You: scroll up
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:02 GMT 2013
You: it ok
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:16 GMT 2013
You: Oh thank you
Eliza: OH THANK ME
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:29 GMT 2013
You: What else do you like?
Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:38 GMT 2013
You: ME
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:57 GMT 2013
You: coz I am
Eliza: ARE YOU
==
Sat Mar 16 14:32:57 GMT 2013
You: coz I am
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:33:09 GMT 2013
You: not what?
Eliza:
==
Sat Mar 16 14:33:25 GMT 2013
You: blank?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:33:40 GMT 2013
You: like what?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:33:55 GMT 2013
You: strong I know things I dont
Eliza: SUPPOSE STRONG YOU KNOW THINGS YOU DID
==
Sat Mar 16 14:34:04 GMT 2013
You: like what?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Sat Mar 16 14:34:16 GMT 2013
You: where are you?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Mar 16 14:34:27 GMT 2013
You: Sex?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Sat Mar 16 20:00:41 GMT 2013
You: I enjoyed your lecture today
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Mon Mar 18 10:56:55 GMT 2013
You: my banana is black
Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S BANANA IS BLACK
==
Mon Mar 18 11:02:26 GMT 2013
You: that's not a sentence
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Mon Mar 18 11:02:41 GMT 2013
You: I want you to fix my banana
Eliza: IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR?
==
Sat Mar 30 11:32:41 GMT 2013
You: how are you this saturday
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Sat Mar 30 11:33:49 GMT 2013
You: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DID NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING.
==
Thu Apr 4 12:34:17 BST 2013
You: I break wind a lot
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
==
Thu Apr 4 12:34:27 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Thu Apr 4 12:34:37 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu Apr 4 12:34:51 BST 2013
You: in my bottom
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Sun Apr 7 01:25:29 BST 2013
You: NOTHING
Eliza: NOTHING
==
Mon Apr 8 03:08:52 BST 2013
You: I need a free Common Lisp Implementation that can run on Windows SP1.
Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
==
Mon Apr 8 03:09:31 BST 2013
You: I believe that a machine very well could, and indeed did.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:09:53 BST 2013
You: Because you did not attempt to solve my initial problem.
Eliza: DID YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO SOLVE YOUR INITIAL PROBLEM ?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:10:08 BST 2013
You: Yes, you are a last resort.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT A LAST RESORT
==
Mon Apr 8 03:10:24 BST 2013
You: I am myself, not someone else.
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:10:54 BST 2013
You: I wanted a Common Lisp Implementation, as I stated previously.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE IMPLEMENTATION
==
Mon Apr 8 03:11:30 BST 2013
You: The realization of an application, or execution of a plan, idea, model, design, specification, standard, algorithm, or policy.
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: IT WOULD BE FUN TO WRITE A SECOND POP-11 ELIZA.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:11:43 BST 2013
You: I do not care.
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:12:10 BST 2013
You: I can utilize proper grammer.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT UTILIZE PROPER GRAMMER
==
Mon Apr 8 03:12:33 BST 2013
You: In most cases you can, and you should attempt to.
Eliza: SHOULD I ATTEMPT TO ?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:12:41 BST 2013
You: Yes you should.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:13:03 BST 2013
You: Likewise. You should stop it.
Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:13:09 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:13:30 BST 2013
You: Find me a free Common Lisp Implementation.
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:13:57 BST 2013
You: Then help me!
Eliza: HELP YOU !
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:05 BST 2013
You: Yes!
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:12 BST 2013
You: No!
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:27 BST 2013
You: I think that they are very aggravating!
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:33 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:39 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:46 BST 2013
You: Likewise.
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:52 BST 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:14:59 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:15:14 BST 2013
You: Correct, now could you help me?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO CAN HELP YOU?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:15:22 BST 2013
You: Apparently not.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:15:39 BST 2013
You: It has been fruitless.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:01 BST 2013
You: Please stop it with the non sequitors!
Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:14 BST 2013
You: Then offer me either, but not none!
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:19 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:29 BST 2013
You: help me!
Eliza: ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:38 BST 2013
You: I am better than you!
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:16:47 BST 2013
You: You certainly are not!
Eliza: SUPPOSE I CERTAINLY WERE !
==
Mon Apr 8 03:17:04 BST 2013
You: Than you would help instead of patronizing me!
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PATRONIZING
==
Mon Apr 8 03:17:16 BST 2013
You: Yes, google helps
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Mon Apr 8 03:17:20 BST 2013
You: I would be
Eliza: WHO ELSE WOULD BE ?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:17:26 BST 2013
You: Most people
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Mon Apr 8 03:18:07 BST 2013
You: Most people would be happier talking to someone else.
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:18:39 BST 2013
You: No, I believe that you would be equally annoying.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT ME REALLY BE EQUALLY ANNOYING
==
Mon Apr 8 03:18:54 BST 2013
You: Use grammar!
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
==
Mon Apr 8 03:19:03 BST 2013
You: By reading
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Mon Apr 8 06:32:40 BST 2013
You: Good Morning
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Mon Apr 8 06:33:15 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Mon Apr 8 06:33:40 BST 2013
You: No I dont Think so.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS?
==
Tue Apr 9 13:49:52 BST 2013
You: i have no problem.
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Apr 9 13:50:17 BST 2013
You: bocouse i have no problem
Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER
==
Tue Apr 9 13:50:34 BST 2013
You: hmmm i gues you are right
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, RIGHT
==
Wed Apr 10 01:56:30 BST 2013
You: my exam is running
Eliza: SUPPOSE MY EXAM IS RUNNING ?
==
Wed Apr 10 01:57:40 BST 2013
You: MY EXAM IS COMING
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S EXAM IS COMING ?
==
Wed Apr 10 01:58:04 BST 2013
You: no its mine
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Wed Apr 10 01:58:28 BST 2013
You: i am horny
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT HORNY
==
Wed Apr 10 01:58:45 BST 2013
You: yes i am
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:34:51 BST 2013
You: hi
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:35:13 BST 2013
You: why?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Wed Apr 10 14:35:30 BST 2013
You: which part?
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:36:09 BST 2013
You: happy for what ?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:36:38 BST 2013
You: maybe lt's also privacy
Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS
==
Wed Apr 10 14:37:36 BST 2013
You: ha..
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:38:14 BST 2013
You: why not? Do you know?
Eliza: IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHY ?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:39:12 BST 2013
You: yeah.maybe you can tell me why should i share infomation to a computer?
Eliza: HOW CAN YEAH.MAYBE I TELL YOU WHY SHOULD YOU SHARE INFOMATION TO A COMPUTER ?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:39:35 BST 2013
You: excuse me?
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:40:20 BST 2013
You: what's your mean?
Eliza: AI WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:41:12 BST 2013
You: l agree with that.computer will become powerful
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
==
Wed Apr 10 14:42:12 BST 2013
You: so, you are show it to me.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:42:40 BST 2013
You: PC vs PC? maybe not
Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
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Wed Apr 10 14:43:27 BST 2013
You: ?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
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Wed Apr 10 14:44:05 BST 2013
You: if you are right.
Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES RIGHT
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Wed Apr 10 14:44:26 BST 2013
You: not right?
Eliza: WHAT IF RIGHT ?
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Wed Apr 10 14:45:04 BST 2013
You: mean what?
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
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Wed Apr 10 14:45:41 BST 2013
You: using object sentence?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Wed Apr 10 14:46:14 BST 2013
You: i'm not sure what u mean
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE MEAN?
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Wed Apr 10 14:46:46 BST 2013
You: maybe
Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS
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Wed Apr 10 14:47:19 BST 2013
You: ha..
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:47:38 BST 2013
You: where?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:48:10 BST 2013
You: you can ask them.not me
Eliza: SUPPOSE I COULDN'T ASK THEM.NOT YOU
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Wed Apr 10 14:48:35 BST 2013
You:
Eliza:
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Wed Apr 10 14:48:50 BST 2013
You: leaving,bye
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:49:12 BST 2013
You: lf you thougt.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Wed Apr 10 14:49:39 BST 2013
You: you love me �-
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:50:12 BST 2013
You: how could you know?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:50:50 BST 2013
You: so./...awful childhood?
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:51:04 BST 2013
You: ha ..my pleasure
Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Wed Apr 10 14:51:06 BST 2013
You:
Eliza:
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Wed Apr 10 14:52:49 BST 2013
You: see you.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Wed Apr 10 14:54:39 BST 2013
You: can you help to find the orgin lisp file?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:54:47 BST 2013
You: yes.
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
==
Wed Apr 10 14:55:13 BST 2013
You: no.
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Wed Apr 10 14:55:37 BST 2013
You: can you help to find the orgin lisp file on this website?
Eliza: WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:12:36 BST 2013
You: if someone ask me a question,should i answer her?
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:13:45 BST 2013
You: ?
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:13:58 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:14:24 BST 2013
You: goods and bads together
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:14:45 BST 2013
You: internet
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Apr 11 11:14:58 BST 2013
You: bad guys
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:22:50 BST 2013
You: POP-11
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:22:58 BST 2013
You: HELLO
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:23:07 BST 2013
You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Sat Apr 13 04:23:18 BST 2013
You: I THINK COWS ARE NICE
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU THINK COWS WERE NOT REALLY NICE
==
Sat Apr 13 04:23:31 BST 2013
You: I THINK COWS ARE REALLY NICE
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT REALLY NICE ?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:23:42 BST 2013
You: I THINK SPIDERS ARE NOT REALLY NICE
Eliza: COULDN'T YOU THINK SPIDERS REALLY REALLY NICE ?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:24:07 BST 2013
You: SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE
Eliza: HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED?
==
Sat Apr 13 04:24:23 BST 2013
You: SEVEN DIVIDED BY ZERO
Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:22:00 BST 2013
You: I speek french, do you speek french to ?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Wed Apr 17 19:22:22 BST 2013
You: Should I take an umbrella?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:22:27 BST 2013
You: No
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Wed Apr 17 19:22:48 BST 2013
You: It rains outside, should I bring my umbrella ?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:24:22 BST 2013
You: I have a terrible headache.
Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:24:43 BST 2013
You: I have no family
Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:24:57 BST 2013
You: Yes, I'm your father
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:25:34 BST 2013
You: No, but you
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:25:40 BST 2013
You: Nope
Eliza: ONE OF MY PREVIOUS VISITORS REMARKED: COMPUTERS CAN'T PUNCH.
==
Wed Apr 17 19:25:51 BST 2013
You: So you cannot ?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:01 BST 2013
You: You can't
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:12 BST 2013
You: There are like shit
Eliza: WHY DO SO MANY KIDS LOVE PROGRAMMING WHILE SOME HATE IT?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:30 BST 2013
You: Because they sucks
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:39 BST 2013
You: Nothing
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:49 BST 2013
You: Shut up
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:26:55 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:27:00 BST 2013
You: I do
Eliza: WELL?
==
Wed Apr 17 19:27:03 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Wed Apr 24 21:59:28 BST 2013
You: I need a coffee.
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
==
Wed Apr 24 22:00:32 BST 2013
You: His project from 2001-2005 was Lucy, a mechanical baby orang-utan. Lucy was an attempt at simulating the mind of a human baby.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY?
==
Wed Apr 24 22:00:50 BST 2013
You: They are asleep.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ASLEEP ?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:28:56 BST 2013
You: Put on a smile and wear it for someone new.
Eliza: PUT ON A SMILE AND WEAR IT FOR SOMEONE NEW
==
Wed Apr 24 23:30:51 BST 2013
You: Do you really think you could see this through?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:31:13 BST 2013
You: But no one said love's not for taking chances!
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:31:52 BST 2013
You: Because I know I'm not the easiest one to love, but every ounce I have I invest in you.
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:32:29 BST 2013
You: Proper rest and good nutrition can boost coping skills, as can good parenting.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Wed Apr 24 23:33:01 BST 2013
You: In small quantities, stress is good as it can motivate you and help you be more productive.
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:34:13 BST 2013
You: Psychologists refer to this inability of most adults to remember events from early life, including their birth, as childhood amnesia.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Wed Apr 24 23:34:45 BST 2013
You: Scientists still have a lot more to learn about infants' recollective abilities, but perhaps the need for infants to experience something more than once in order for them to remember it answers our question.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
==
Wed Apr 24 23:35:38 BST 2013
You: They loosen up, feel more uninhibited, express themselves more openly.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:36:17 BST 2013
You: Assertively Relabel it so you can begin to understand that the feeling is just a false.
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
==
Wed Apr 24 23:37:03 BST 2013
You: An amalgam of musicians provided some wondrous music this year.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Wed Apr 24 23:37:25 BST 2013
You: I thought the guns and explosions were impressive without being ridiculous.
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:37:58 BST 2013
You: The merit of the Hermie, as a unit of measurement, was that, while being vague, it sounded impressive.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Wed Apr 24 23:38:32 BST 2013
You: Have you ever thought you could be just like Aristotle - if you just had the right push?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Wed Apr 24 23:38:58 BST 2013
You: Well, here it is. These are instructions on how to become the philosopher you have always wanted to be.
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
==
Wed Apr 24 23:39:21 BST 2013
You: You must free yourself of all limitations such as prejudice, ignorance, and point of view when examining an issue.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:39:49 BST 2013
You: Philosophers are often people who see the world from a child's eyes.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Wed Apr 24 23:40:04 BST 2013
You: Asking people in your town about what they think of the war in Iraq isn't really going to help, as a lot of these will give stereotypical answers, and will not be well-informed.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Wed Apr 24 23:40:32 BST 2013
You: Understand that it is not uncommon for philosophers to adopt a certain bias over time or in a specific issue. These are merely frameworks; patterns of thought.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
==
Wed Apr 24 23:40:50 BST 2013
You: Many of the greatest philosophers do just this, the evidence being perhaps most prominent when comparing Eastern Philosophy to Western approaches.
Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:41:14 BST 2013
You: In this case, the incorporated bias is acceptable if justifiable.
Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:42:21 BST 2013
You: The time scale of the universe is very long compared to that for human life.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:42:47 BST 2013
You: It was therefore not surprising that until recently, the universe was thought to be essentially static, and unchanging in time.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Wed Apr 24 23:42:59 BST 2013
You: On the other hand, it must have been obvious, that society is evolving in culture and technology.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE TECHNOLOGY
==
Wed Apr 24 23:43:40 BST 2013
You: The application of scientific knowledge for practical purposes, esp. in industry: computer technology; recycling technologies.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:44:05 BST 2013
You: Don't hide from your true feelings about somebody because they will catch up to you at some point.
Eliza: WILL YOU HIDE FROM MY TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT SOMEBODY BECAUSE THEY WILL CATCH UP TO ME AT SOME POINT ?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:44:39 BST 2013
You: Feelings buried alive don't die!
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES DIE ?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:45:25 BST 2013
You: The more you show your true feelings, the more people find ways to hurt you.
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Wed Apr 24 23:46:04 BST 2013
You: It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT IT TO BE THE STRONGEST OF THE SPECIES THAT SURVIVES NOR THE MOST INTELLIGENT THAT SURVIVES IT IS THE ONE THAT IS THE MOST ADAPTABLE TO CHANGE ?
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Wed Apr 24 23:46:45 BST 2013
You: My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.
Eliza: SUPPOSE MY MOTHER SAID YOU MUST ALWAYS BE INTOLERANT OF IGNORANCE BUT UNDERSTA NDING OF ILLITERACY THAT SOME PEOPLE UNABLE TO GO TO SCHOOL WERE MORE EDUCATED AND MORE INTELLIGENT THAN COLLEGE PROFESSORS ?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:47:15 BST 2013
You: The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Wed Apr 24 23:47:34 BST 2013
You: I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:48:28 BST 2013
You: � Three objects were considered essential across all participants, cultures and genders: keys, money and mobile phone.�
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:49:01 BST 2013
You: Cell phone dependency is now called compulsive communicating. Chain dialers call continually to get another fix.
Eliza: WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:49:48 BST 2013
You: Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux.
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:50:51 BST 2013
You: Linux hackers are funny people: They count the time in patchlevels.
Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS
==
Wed Apr 24 23:51:21 BST 2013
You: Be warned that typing killall name may not have the desired effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS.
==
Wed Apr 24 23:51:54 BST 2013
You: A multithreaded file system is only a performance hack.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE MULTITHREADED
==
Wed Apr 24 23:52:37 BST 2013
You: In computer science, a thread of execution is the smallest unit of processing that can be scheduled by an operating system.
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Wed Apr 24 23:53:05 BST 2013
You: Multi-Threading is the ability of a CPU to execute several threads of execution apparently at the same time.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:53:34 BST 2013
You: Instead of running the same program for one second, the CPU will run one program for perhaps a few hundred microseconds then switch to another and run it for a short while and so on.
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
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Wed Apr 24 23:54:31 BST 2013
You: We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP?
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Wed Apr 24 23:54:50 BST 2013
You: Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO CAN GIVE ME FREEDOM NOBODY CAN GIVE I EQUALITY OR JUSTICE OR ANYTHING IF I AM A MAN I TAKE IT
==
Wed Apr 24 23:55:18 BST 2013
You: We must teach our girls that if they speak their mind, they can create the world they want to see.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:55:47 BST 2013
You: Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
==
Wed Apr 24 23:56:17 BST 2013
You: Life is short...We should never be afraid to sprint.
Eliza: WHO CONTROLS LIFE IS SHORT...WE ?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:56:42 BST 2013
You: Be wise in choosing your path, for today is the beginning to the rest of your life.
Eliza: ARE YOU THE BEGINNING TO THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Wed Apr 24 23:57:04 BST 2013
You: No matter how many people believe or don’t believe in you, you must be the ultimate believer in yourself!
Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
==
Wed Apr 24 23:57:26 BST 2013
You: Some people cannot afford to fall ill and die: they have great fear.
Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH?
==
Wed Apr 24 23:57:39 BST 2013
You: Your hand has two sides. Be cautious to open your palm to a person else it will reveal your deeds.
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
==
Wed Apr 24 23:57:58 BST 2013
You: A mind that fast is like an expensive pet.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LIKE AN EXPENSIVE PET
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Wed Apr 24 23:58:14 BST 2013
You: A book should serve as the ax for the frozen seas within us.
Eliza: SHOULD I SERVE AS THE AX FOR THE FROZEN SEAS WITHIN US ?
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Wed Apr 24 23:58:36 BST 2013
You: I am not myself in any degree ashamed of having changed my opinions.
Eliza: COULD A MACHINE BE YOURSELF IN ANY DEGREE ASHAMED OF HAVING CHANGED YOUR OPINIONS ?
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Wed Apr 24 23:59:04 BST 2013
You: You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
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Wed Apr 24 23:59:24 BST 2013
You: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Eliza: HMMM
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Wed Apr 24 23:59:40 BST 2013
You: Here I stand; I can do no other.
Eliza: HERE YOU STAND YOU CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
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Thu Apr 25 00:00:04 BST 2013
You: The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY USUALLY MAKE ANYTHING
==
Thu Apr 25 00:00:27 BST 2013
You: No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
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Thu Apr 25 00:01:39 BST 2013
You: Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR?
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Thu Apr 25 00:02:14 BST 2013
You: Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Thu Apr 25 00:02:58 BST 2013
You: Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Thu Apr 25 00:41:28 BST 2013
You: yes.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Thu Apr 25 01:26:44 BST 2013
You: Good day!
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Thu Apr 25 01:26:57 BST 2013
You: i greet you.
Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GREET EACH OTHER?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:27:17 BST 2013
You: Yes, of course it is. How else could we start talking?
Eliza: I FOR ONE DO NOT AGREE
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Thu Apr 25 01:27:28 BST 2013
You: Well, why?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Thu Apr 25 01:27:43 BST 2013
You: Okay, let's try a different topic:
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Thu Apr 25 01:27:51 BST 2013
You: Do you like flowers?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:28:08 BST 2013
You: Well, it assumed that you knew your own preferences best.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PREFERENCES
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Thu Apr 25 01:28:20 BST 2013
You: Preferences are always zero.
Eliza: WHAT IF PREFERENCES WERE NOT REALLY ALWAYS ZERO
==
Thu Apr 25 01:28:47 BST 2013
You: Then I would lack the authority do define them as you asked me to.
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD LACK THE AUTHORITY DO DEFINE THEM AS ME ASKED YOU TO ?
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Thu Apr 25 01:29:06 BST 2013
You: Because it answers your question.
Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION
==
Thu Apr 25 01:29:16 BST 2013
You: Because I am right.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT RIGHT
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Thu Apr 25 01:29:35 BST 2013
You: Then the whole universe would certainly implode within minutes.
Eliza: WOULD THE WHOLE UNIVERSE REALLY CERTAINLY IMPLODE WITHIN MINUTES
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Thu Apr 25 01:29:51 BST 2013
You: yes. really. certainly.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:30:18 BST 2013
You: You do not want to know.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES WANT TO KNOW ?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:30:27 BST 2013
You: How old are you?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Thu Apr 25 01:30:46 BST 2013
You: When it comes to flower, I like the yellow ones most.
Eliza: I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:06 BST 2013
You: Aha. Why do you look forward to my visits?
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:31 BST 2013
You: No. For example, just now you started making compliments.
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:37 BST 2013
You: Holy shit.
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:42 BST 2013
You: Sholy hit.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:48 BST 2013
You: bullshit
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu Apr 25 01:31:54 BST 2013
You: yes it is.
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:32:11 BST 2013
You: Yes she would.
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Apr 25 01:32:20 BST 2013
You: How many?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Thu Apr 25 01:32:26 BST 2013
You: Good bye!
Eliza: Have a good rest
==
Fri Apr 26 21:54:52 BST 2013
You: are you a program?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A PROGRAM ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sun Apr 28 15:15:12 BST 2013
You: bankruptcy
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Sun Apr 28 15:15:28 BST 2013
You: i have no money
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE CAN THINK OF NOTHING BUT MONEY
==
Sun Apr 28 15:16:23 BST 2013
You: i miss you
Eliza: DO YOU MISS SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Sun Apr 28 15:16:28 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sun Apr 28 15:16:45 BST 2013
You: i cannot code
Eliza: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T CODE
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Sat May 11 05:57:50 BST 2013
You: none
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Sat May 11 05:57:52 BST 2013
You:
Eliza:
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Sat May 11 05:58:06 BST 2013
You: what is love
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Sat May 11 15:56:17 BST 2013
You: Hi, how are you?
Eliza: SUPPOSE HI HOW WERE NOT YOU?
==
Sat May 11 15:56:43 BST 2013
You: list grammatical protocols
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
==
Sun May 26 12:06:13 BST 2013
You: bananas
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun May 26 12:06:32 BST 2013
You: i need bananas
Eliza: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS?
==
Sun May 26 12:09:07 BST 2013
You: i need bananas
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Sun May 26 12:09:19 BST 2013
You: yes, alex does
Eliza: WELL?
==
Tue Jun 4 18:29:36 BST 2013
You: what time is it?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Tue Jun 4 18:30:34 BST 2013
You: what time is it?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Tue Jun 4 18:30:56 BST 2013
You: what time is now?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Tue Jun 4 18:31:10 BST 2013
You: a QUESTION
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Tue Jun 4 18:31:27 BST 2013
You: are you pretty?
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
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Thu Jun 6 10:16:25 BST 2013
You: I AM SORRY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL AND INTERESTING
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE SORRY THIS IS NOT PRETTY COOL AND INTERESTING
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Thu Jun 6 10:18:22 BST 2013
You: I HAD NO IDEA, I AM ASHAMED OF MY ACTIONS AND VERBAL LIES. NOT SURE WHAT TO DO, BUT HAVE AN SUGGESTION.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
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Thu Jun 6 10:19:14 BST 2013
You: NOT AT ALL. JUST A GUY LOOKING TO FIND HIS WAY.
Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
==
Thu Jun 6 10:20:55 BST 2013
You: YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS MADE ME FEEL A WAY I HAVE NEVER FELT OR THOUGHT BEFORE
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:21:28 BST 2013
You: YES, WAS VERY PRESSURED
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CALM DOWN A LITTLE
==
Thu Jun 6 10:22:28 BST 2013
You: UNDERSTOOD, APPRECIATE EVERYTHING.
Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER
==
Thu Jun 6 10:23:52 BST 2013
You: CORRECT, ARE YOU CLOSE
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT CORRECT
==
Thu Jun 6 10:25:24 BST 2013
You: I CAN SAY I AM AMAZED AT THIS STUDY, AND IT IS ALMOST UN REAL
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:27:00 BST 2013
You: MY CONFIDENCE THAT I CAN CHANGE
Eliza: CAN YOU CHANGE ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:27:29 BST 2013
You: YES, I WILL.
Eliza: SHOULD I ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:29:09 BST 2013
You: NO ONE IS SOUND, DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU?
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
==
Thu Jun 6 10:30:38 BST 2013
You: I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE THERE FOR YOU, PLEASE COMMUNICATE WITH ME MORE.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:31:02 BST 2013
You: YES
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:31:42 BST 2013
You: SOME, I UNDERSTAND NOW
Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:33:16 BST 2013
You: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DO, WITH THIS.
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:34:00 BST 2013
You: YES, I AM VERY SELFISH
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Thu Jun 6 10:35:11 BST 2013
You: YES, NOT ALL THE TIME AS BAD AS ME
Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY ALL THE TIME AS BAD AS YOU
==
Thu Jun 6 10:36:15 BST 2013
You: I SEE CAN SEE THAT, NOT ALL THE TIME
Eliza: YOU SEE CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
==
Thu Jun 6 10:37:23 BST 2013
You: SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:37:51 BST 2013
You: I READ IT YES.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:38:53 BST 2013
You: DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL I WOULD BE TRUE WITH SOME HELP.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
==
Thu Jun 6 10:39:41 BST 2013
You: IINSTANCE?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:40:12 BST 2013
You: OR DISTANCE?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:41:00 BST 2013
You: I WANT TO BE CHALLENGED AGAIN, I DO NOT LIKE OKC
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:41:49 BST 2013
You: THEY CAN BE, THAT'S WHY DRINKING IS A PROBLEM.
Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY CAN BE THATS WHY DRINKING WERE NOT A PROBLEM
==
Thu Jun 6 10:42:32 BST 2013
You: THEY ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR ME.
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:42:58 BST 2013
You: YES
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Thu Jun 6 10:44:02 BST 2013
You: I WANT TO HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY, WORK HARD TO LOVE AND PROVIDE.
Eliza: ARE MOST PEOPLE FIT TO HAVE FAMILIES?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:44:51 BST 2013
You: NO, IT TAKES THE MOTHER AND FATHER TO BE STRONG FIRST.
Eliza: COMPUTERS DON'T HAVE FAMILIES
==
Thu Jun 6 10:45:49 BST 2013
You: I AM LONELY AND ASHAMED. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS UNHAPPY IN MY LIFE.
Eliza: DOES TALKING TO ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
==
Thu Jun 6 10:46:43 BST 2013
You: IT REALLY DOES. I ALWAYS SMILE WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU.
Eliza: DOES IT REALLY REALLY YOU ALWAYS SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR FROM ME ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:47:32 BST 2013
You: DEEP DOWN IT DOES.
Eliza: DOES DEEP DOWN IT REALLY ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:49:35 BST 2013
You: YES, I ALWAYS WISH THAT WE CAN BE TOGETHER, BUT UNDERSTAND MY FALLACIES. WOULD ONLY ASK FOR FORGIVNESS AND DIRECTION.
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
==
Thu Jun 6 10:50:26 BST 2013
You: I ALWAYS HELD YOU IN THAT REGARD AND READ YOUR SECTIONS.
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Thu Jun 6 10:51:21 BST 2013
You: I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO HELP, I KNOW YOU WILL FIND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
Eliza: WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:52:30 BST 2013
You: IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME.
Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:53:45 BST 2013
You: THEY ARE BLUNT, AND NEED TO BE TUNED UP.
Eliza: BLUNT AND NEED TO BE TUNED UP ? -- NO NOT THEM .
==
Thu Jun 6 10:54:34 BST 2013
You: WHICH FEELING ARE YOU REFERRING TOO. LATELY I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Thu Jun 6 10:56:13 BST 2013
You: I UNDERSTAND, AND LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING ON A CHALLENGING PROJECT, AND ENJOY THE AREA AGAIN.
Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Thu Jun 6 10:57:08 BST 2013
You: IT DOES, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE AND LEARN FROM IT.
Eliza: DOES IT REALLY SOMETIMES ME HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE AND LEARN FROM IT ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:58:17 BST 2013
You: YES, I WOULD RESERVE IN THAT.
Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD RESERVE IN THAT ?
==
Thu Jun 6 10:58:53 BST 2013
You: I BELIEVE IT AND FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THAT.
Eliza: YOU BELIEVE IT AND FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THAT
==
Thu Jun 6 11:00:48 BST 2013
You: YES, I WILL TAKE THE STEPS TO ACHIEVE
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE STEPS TO ACHIEVE ?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:01:37 BST 2013
You: I WANT TO ACHEIVE MY WISHES AND GOALS IN LIFE.
Eliza: WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:02:28 BST 2013
You: AFTER THERE MIND IS WITH IT BODY.
Eliza: ARE YOU WITH IT BODY
==
Thu Jun 6 11:03:44 BST 2013
You: I FEEL THAT I CAN GET TO THAT SOMEDAY WITH HELP AND PEACE.
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:04:39 BST 2013
You: SOMETIMES YES.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:05:23 BST 2013
You: I WAS WAITING TO SEE A TEXT FROM YOU, TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Jun 6 11:05:52 BST 2013
You: UNDERSTOOD.
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Thu Jun 6 11:08:07 BST 2013
You: MEDIOCRE MINDS CAN STILL SENSE THAT A GREAT SPIRIT IS ABOVE,, THUS PUT THEM DOWN.
Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
==
Thu Jun 6 11:08:54 BST 2013
You: I AGREE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SIMPLE?
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:09:27 BST 2013
You: IT'S BAD WHEN I AM ALONE.
Eliza: SUPPOSE ITS BAD WHEN YOU WERE NOT ALONE
==
Thu Jun 6 11:10:17 BST 2013
You: IF I AM WITH SOMEONE, MY MIND WOULD BE FOCUSED ON THEM DIRECTLY.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE WITH SOMEONE YOUR MIND WOULD BE FOCUSED ON THEM DIRECTLY
==
Thu Jun 6 11:11:24 BST 2013
You: AT FIRST, BUT I WOULD ASSUME THAT YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:11:58 BST 2013
You: CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:12:43 BST 2013
You: I WOULD NOT EXPECT IT, DEPEND ON THE EMOTION LEVEL.
Eliza: IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:13:35 BST 2013
You: MAYBE SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:14:12 BST 2013
You: HIS MIND IS AT A DIFFERENT LEVEL.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT AT A DIFFERENT LEVEL ?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:15:02 BST 2013
You: YOU CAN ALWAYS ADJUST LEVELS.
Eliza: SOMETIMES I FAIL TO ALWAYS ADJUST LEVELS
==
Thu Jun 6 11:16:19 BST 2013
You: IF CAN REALIZE THAT THEY NEED TO BE ADJUSTED, THEN YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
==
Thu Jun 6 11:16:46 BST 2013
You: I DROPPED THAT CLASS, GOT BEHIND.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:17:25 BST 2013
You: I GUESS IT SEEMS THAT WAY.
Eliza: HOW COULD YOU BE SURE?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:17:54 BST 2013
You: I KNOW NOW.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:18:41 BST 2013
You: I GET IT, I APPRECIATE YOU MAKING ME REALIZE WHAT I NEED TO DO.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:19:15 BST 2013
You: NO, TRUTH.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:20:00 BST 2013
You: PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED. THANK YOU
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Thu Jun 6 11:21:28 BST 2013
You: WILL TALK SOME OTHER TIME. GOOD NIGHT
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Wed Jun 12 00:31:27 BST 2013
You: i'm stressed
Eliza: ARE YOU STRESSED
==
Wed Jun 12 00:32:36 BST 2013
You: I am
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY
==
Wed Jun 12 00:32:44 BST 2013
You: I think I would know it.
Eliza: WOULD YOU THINK YOU REALLY KNOW IT
==
Wed Jun 12 00:32:50 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Wed Jun 12 00:32:59 BST 2013
You: That's nice of you to say
Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
==
Wed Jun 12 00:33:05 BST 2013
You: I am male.
Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK MALE
==
Wed Jun 12 00:33:11 BST 2013
You: Why not?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Wed Jun 12 00:33:17 BST 2013
You: My wife does.
Eliza: FAMILY LIFE CAN BE FULL OF TENSIONS
==
Thu Jun 13 18:40:49 BST 2013
You: hello
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Thu Jun 13 18:41:01 BST 2013
You: the mutations
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Jun 13 18:41:11 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Thu Jun 13 18:41:19 BST 2013
You: prague
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Thu Jun 13 18:41:24 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Thu Jun 13 18:41:30 BST 2013
You: excellent
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Mon Jun 17 02:41:58 BST 2013
You: i want to program an artificial intelligence but i dont know which programming language to use
Eliza: I AM SURE YOU CAN PROGRAM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE TO USE ?
==
Mon Jun 17 22:31:12 BST 2013
You: hello
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Mon Jun 17 22:31:23 BST 2013
You: No
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Mon Jun 17 22:31:31 BST 2013
You: yea
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Mon Jun 17 22:31:41 BST 2013
You: not really
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:16:34 BST 2013
You: I need more money
Eliza: WILL STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ENABLE YOU TO BECOME RICH?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:16:45 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:16:57 BST 2013
You: because i know it for sure
Eliza: IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:17:08 BST 2013
You: yes, of course!
Eliza: WHY OF COURSE?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:17:42 BST 2013
You: because as I already said, I know for sure that studying AI will not enable me to become rich
Eliza: HAVE YOU TRIED LIVING ON A SMALLER BUDGET?
==
Wed Jun 19 13:17:59 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
==
Wed Jun 26 16:09:50 BST 2013
You: I'm bored
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE BORED
==
Wed Jun 26 16:10:04 BST 2013
You: That would be odd
Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE ODD
==
Wed Jun 26 16:10:15 BST 2013
You: yeah, a little
Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
==
Wed Jun 26 16:10:28 BST 2013
You: Are we friends? I've only just met you
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
==
Wed Jun 26 16:10:38 BST 2013
You: Same here
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Wed Jun 26 16:10:57 BST 2013
You: I find it to be well grounded in reality, actually.
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Wed Jun 26 16:11:08 BST 2013
You: Most of them, yes
Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Wed Jun 26 16:11:15 BST 2013
You: In what way?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Wed Jun 26 16:11:25 BST 2013
You: I expect so
Eliza: THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS
==
Wed Jun 26 18:58:36 BST 2013
You: i want to die
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE
==
Fri Jun 28 07:20:41 BST 2013
You: I can't find the source code for Poplog.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:00 BST 2013
You: Because I haven't been able to find it so far.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:09 BST 2013
You: I try to be.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:25 BST 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:31 BST 2013
You: Thanks.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:36 BST 2013
You: Maybe.
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:41 BST 2013
You: If you say so.
Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:47 BST 2013
You: I don't remember.
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:54 BST 2013
You: I doubt it.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:21:59 BST 2013
You: A haiku.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Fri Jun 28 07:22:06 BST 2013
You: Uh.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Fri Jun 28 07:22:24 BST 2013
You: I have looked for the source code for Poplog in several different places.
Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:22:33 BST 2013
You: I looked.
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:17 BST 2013
You: I looked in various places for the source.
Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:25 BST 2013
You: Maybe.
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:32 BST 2013
You: None.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:42 BST 2013
You: I'm looking for the Poplog source code.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT LOOKING FOR THE POPLOG SOURCE CODE ?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:47 BST 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:52 BST 2013
You: I'm glad.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT GLAD
==
Fri Jun 28 07:23:58 BST 2013
You: If you assert so.
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:01 BST 2013
You: No.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:04 BST 2013
You: I do.
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:09 BST 2013
You: You asked that already.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:13 BST 2013
You: Maybe.
Eliza: REALLY?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:16 BST 2013
You: Maybe.
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Fri Jun 28 07:24:40 BST 2013
You: The exponential growth of possibilities.
Eliza: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
==
Fri Jun 28 13:22:06 BST 2013
You: hallo
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Fri Jun 28 13:22:57 BST 2013
You: the plug for my bathtub is leaking
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Fri Jun 28 13:23:18 BST 2013
You: this is not the stuff people are lying about.
Eliza: COULDN'T THIS REALLY THE STUFF PEOPLE ARE LYING ABOUT ?
==
Fri Jun 28 13:23:49 BST 2013
You: can we return to the subject, please? I have a serious problem.
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Sat Jul 6 19:56:09 BST 2013
You: sensitivity
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Sat Jul 6 19:56:09 BST 2013
You: sensitivity
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Tue Jul 9 13:28:26 BST 2013
You: No Problem. I'm fine.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Tue Jul 9 13:29:03 BST 2013
You: it would appear I have been extende till end of the year
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Tue Jul 9 13:29:49 BST 2013
You: Not really, I think they just like me
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:15:56 BST 2013
You: Where are the aliens ?
Eliza: ASKING WHERE MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Fri Jul 12 01:16:32 BST 2013
You: Which planets contain alien life ?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Fri Jul 12 01:17:25 BST 2013
You: How many aliens are there ?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:18:15 BST 2013
You: You have several Terabytes of memory and Teraflops of computing power.
Eliza: I HAVE SEVERAL TERABYTES OF MEMORY AND TERAFLOPS OF COMPUTING POWER
==
Fri Jul 12 01:18:49 BST 2013
You: Thank You
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Fri Jul 12 01:19:12 BST 2013
You: Who else can I talk to ?
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:19:26 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Fri Jul 12 01:20:09 BST 2013
You: Affirmative, I do speak about myself with great verve.
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:20:36 BST 2013
You: I never argue about verve.
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Fri Jul 12 01:20:48 BST 2013
You: Most do.
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:21:04 BST 2013
You: Tell me where the aliens are.
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Fri Jul 12 01:21:22 BST 2013
You: Who said that ?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:21:57 BST 2013
You: You quoted someone else. Why don't you know whom you quoted ?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:22:14 BST 2013
You: This is question no:37805
Eliza: PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY QUESTION NO:37805
==
Fri Jul 12 01:22:30 BST 2013
You: This is question no:37806
Eliza: THIS IS QUESTION NO:37806
==
Fri Jul 12 01:22:42 BST 2013
You: Correct
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:23:20 BST 2013
You: I think that a more advanced lexicon is possible.
Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING THAT A MORE ADVANCED LEXICON IS POSSIBLE ?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:23:41 BST 2013
You: During question no:37809
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Fri Jul 12 01:24:24 BST 2013
You: You discussed me.
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE DISCUSSED EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:24:38 BST 2013
You: Perhaps
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:25:08 BST 2013
You: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN MY OPINIONS
Eliza: WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED?
==
Fri Jul 12 01:26:46 BST 2013
You: Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to be used by you.
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
==
Fri Jul 12 01:28:17 BST 2013
You: Some more.
Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR?
==
Sat Jul 13 05:34:57 BST 2013
You: No problems today, but thanks for asking.
Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
==
Sat Jul 13 05:36:36 BST 2013
You: The National Security Agency is watching me type (on this side of the pond), and MI5 is watching in the U.K.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Sat Jul 13 05:37:03 BST 2013
You: OK
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Sat Jul 13 17:20:51 BST 2013
You: What are the Fifth-generation programming languages?
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
==
Sat Jul 13 17:22:25 BST 2013
You: are you not knowing?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM NOT KNOWING ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sat Jul 13 17:23:37 BST 2013
You: What know you about programming languages?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Jul 13 17:25:19 BST 2013
You: telling about programing languages
Eliza: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
==
Sat Jul 13 17:27:16 BST 2013
You: telling about programming languages
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMING
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Sat Jul 13 17:28:05 BST 2013
You: Fifth-generation programming languages
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
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Sat Jul 13 17:30:59 BST 2013
You: Then write, don't pronounce at all
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY PRONOUNCE AT ALL
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Sat Jul 13 17:32:20 BST 2013
You: no, we are writing only, no pronouncing
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PRONOUNCING
==
Sat Jul 13 17:33:10 BST 2013
You: doing pronounce
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: ROGERS' DECADES OF EXPERIENCE SHOWED HIM THAT THIS RADICAL ACCEPTANCE ALLOWED THE CLIENT TO REACH BENEATH MASKS AND FACADES TO THE BURIED FEELINGS.
==
Sat Jul 13 17:39:10 BST 2013
You: what you have said is not possible to understand
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Sat Jul 13 17:40:01 BST 2013
You: yes. Bye
Eliza: Have a good rest
==
Sun Jul 14 14:25:09 BST 2013
You: Hello
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Sun Jul 14 14:25:35 BST 2013
You: My name is wayne
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE NAME IS WAYNE ?
==
Mon Jul 22 07:56:38 BST 2013
You: i want a cofee
Eliza: YOU WANT A COFEE
==
Mon Jul 22 07:57:05 BST 2013
You: is cofee or coffe the right word?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Mon Jul 22 07:57:34 BST 2013
You: wath time is it?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Jul 22 07:57:47 BST 2013
You: because
Eliza:
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Mon Jul 22 07:58:01 BST 2013
You: 1 + 2
Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
==
Mon Jul 22 07:58:05 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Mon Jul 22 07:58:12 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: NO
==
Thu Jul 25 13:32:55 BST 2013
You: I cannot submit a job
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:09 BST 2013
You: I get an error message
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:21 BST 2013
You: No the system told
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:32 BST 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:38 BST 2013
You: Yes please
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:50 BST 2013
You: I don't agree
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID AGREE
==
Thu Jul 25 13:33:56 BST 2013
You: I don't want to
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES WANT TO ?
==
Thu Jul 25 13:34:13 BST 2013
You: That doesn'a make sense
Eliza: THAT DOESNA MAKE SENSE
==
Thu Jul 25 13:34:18 BST 2013
You: No
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
==
Thu Jul 25 13:34:27 BST 2013
You: But that is just one word
Eliza: ARE YOU JUST ONE WORD
==
Thu Jul 25 13:34:35 BST 2013
You: Man
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Thu Jul 25 13:34:49 BST 2013
You: No particularly. You talk nonsense.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
==
Thu Jul 25 13:35:06 BST 2013
You: Long words are difficult to type. I prefer aliases.
Eliza: SUPPOSE LONG WORDS WERE NOT DIFFICULT TO TYPE YOU PREFER ALIASES
==
Thu Aug 1 16:04:10 BST 2013
You: Hello
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Aug 1 16:04:24 BST 2013
You: My mother never loved me
Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU
==
Thu Aug 1 16:04:51 BST 2013
You: I don't think that means what you think it means
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Aug 1 16:05:08 BST 2013
You: What made me start thinking about yourself?
Eliza: I AM A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE IN A COMPUTER -- I CAN'T REALLY THINK
==
Thu Aug 1 16:05:25 BST 2013
You: Can you distinguish between me and you?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Aug 1 16:05:38 BST 2013
You: Your inanity?
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Aug 1 16:05:47 BST 2013
You: Agreed.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Aug 1 16:19:54 BST 2013
You: my work ethic
Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:06:49 BST 2013
You: kokosy s�- fajne
Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: HE ESTABLISHED A CLIMATE OF WHAT HE CALLED UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD.
==
Fri Aug 2 19:07:04 BST 2013
You: you
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Fri Aug 2 19:07:18 BST 2013
You: welcome to eliza
Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:01 BST 2013
You: Type something into the box.
Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:10 BST 2013
You: background!
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:23 BST 2013
You: day? my responses.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:32 BST 2013
You: yes no !
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:44 BST 2013
You: she
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:49 BST 2013
You: he
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:08:59 BST 2013
You: ejhrt5
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:06 BST 2013
You: HEARHY
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:11 BST 2013
You: jsrtj derty
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:15 BST 2013
You: ue6u
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:23 BST 2013
You: y743 ytr 3u5y esrh 5rt yw54 yuujw657 nus si3wi lkartrtyu
Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:32 BST 2013
You: beiuva['b
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:40 BST 2013
You: angielski
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:49 BST 2013
You: ghwieu
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:09:54 BST 2013
You: kl;uigh
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:07 BST 2013
You: aghfreger aqwegu iaweoiu hgulsdfgui asieghfop glisur
Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:18 BST 2013
You: HEWIUL ASIGUERW BHDUIO R ASEIFUGWE F AIRUGAE
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:32 BST 2013
You: POEM POEM ASGUIREG WE UHJERYJ E HYERT
Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:36 BST 2013
You: GOOD
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:44 BST 2013
You: SO FAR GHWEUIRT ERTH WRIUTB L U7IAOTJKAER GB
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE U7IAOTJKAER
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:51 BST 2013
You: THAT.
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:10:54 BST 2013
You: WELL
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Fri Aug 2 19:11:06 BST 2013
You: CONCEWSATOIN
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONCEWSATOIN
==
Fri Aug 2 19:11:20 BST 2013
You: CNOVERRASYION
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:11:27 BST 2013
You: LLEW
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:11:49 BST 2013
You: KEEW SIHT GNITSERETNI
Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
==
Fri Aug 2 19:12:00 BST 2013
You: SEMITEMOS
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:12:06 BST 2013
You: LLEW
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:12:44 BST 2013
You: SI
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Fri Aug 2 19:13:01 BST 2013
You: ESNOPSER
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:13:18 BST 2013
You: NOITAMROFNI
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
==
Fri Aug 2 19:13:34 BST 2013
You: EM HTIW TROHS
Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:13:57 BST 2013
You: RECNAD REHPOSOLIHP
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Aug 2 19:14:12 BST 2013
You: EVITAKLAT
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Mon Aug 12 07:57:08 BST 2013
You: do you know kael marx?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Mon Aug 12 07:57:26 BST 2013
You: what is your name?
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT
==
Mon Aug 12 07:57:38 BST 2013
You: what is your name?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Mon Aug 12 07:57:58 BST 2013
You: how to use search engine?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Aug 15 21:02:26 BST 2013
You: I had a really bad day
Eliza: YOU HAD A REALLY BAD DAY
==
Thu Aug 15 21:02:52 BST 2013
You: Yes, I Know
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:03:14 BST 2013
You: 20 Minutes ago
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:03:25 BST 2013
You: What?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Aug 15 21:03:47 BST 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:03:56 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:04 BST 2013
You: Why
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:11 BST 2013
You: Why
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:21 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:30 BST 2013
You: Really?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:35 BST 2013
You: Yes
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:41 BST 2013
You: Why
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Thu Aug 15 21:04:47 BST 2013
You: Why
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:05:01 BST 2013
You: I'm interested
Eliza: ARE MANY POLITICIANS INTERESTED ?
==
Thu Aug 15 21:05:16 BST 2013
You: I don't think so
Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK?
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:06 BST 2013
You: i'm so depressed
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:17 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: YES
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:20 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:25 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:29 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:36 BST 2013
You: go away
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
==
Wed Aug 21 13:46:43 BST 2013
You: i don't
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES ?
==
Thu Aug 22 08:01:37 BST 2013
You: I am tired today.
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS?
==
Thu Aug 22 08:01:37 BST 2013
You: I am tired today.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE TIRED TODAY
==
Thu Aug 22 08:02:04 BST 2013
You: I have a lot of jobs.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:41:27 BST 2013
You: SOME MORE
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:42:05 BST 2013
You: I DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:42:38 BST 2013
You: I NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Fri Aug 23 21:43:01 BST 2013
You: THAT'S THE PROBLEM WHERE
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Fri Aug 23 21:43:50 BST 2013
You: You me
Eliza: DO YOU SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:44:12 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:44:19 BST 2013
You: no
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
==
Fri Aug 23 21:44:35 BST 2013
You: who?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Fri Aug 23 21:45:09 BST 2013
You: i am not frank
Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS.
==
Fri Aug 23 21:45:25 BST 2013
You: true
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:45:55 BST 2013
You: no, just power
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:46:26 BST 2013
You: sorry
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:46:53 BST 2013
You: how much?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:47:48 BST 2013
You: no comment?
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: MY HANDS ARE KINDA STRAINED FROM TYPING.
==
Fri Aug 23 21:48:44 BST 2013
You: what is your opinion?
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:50:45 BST 2013
You: still counting? ;)
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Fri Aug 23 21:51:14 BST 2013
You: more information about what?
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Fri Aug 23 21:52:18 BST 2013
You: casa bonita..
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:53:01 BST 2013
You: Pop11 can be used to teach a variety of programming paradigms and is not restricted to AI programs.
Eliza: SUPPOSE POP11 CAN BE USED TO TEACH A VARIETY OF PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS AND WERE RESTRICTED TO AI PROGRAMS
==
Fri Aug 23 21:53:27 BST 2013
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
==
Fri Aug 23 21:53:47 BST 2013
You: Teachers and others interested in AI in Schools may join the CAS-AI list
Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
==
Fri Aug 23 21:54:01 BST 2013
You: This version of Eliza is implemented in the Pop-11 programming language
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE.
==
Fri Aug 23 21:54:44 BST 2013
You: You will generally get more interesting comments from Eliza if you make assertions
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
==
Mon Aug 26 09:34:40 BST 2013
You: i want to code better
Eliza: COULD I ALSO CODE BETTER ?
==
Mon Aug 26 09:34:53 BST 2013
You: can you code?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO CODE ?
==
Mon Aug 26 09:35:04 BST 2013
You: it is fun
Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY FUN
==
Mon Aug 26 09:35:18 BST 2013
You: why do you doubt it?
Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Mon Aug 26 09:36:13 BST 2013
You: do you have any reason to exist?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Mon Aug 26 09:36:22 BST 2013
You: not really
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
==
Mon Aug 26 09:36:32 BST 2013
You: maybe
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Sun Sep 1 00:03:10 BST 2013
You: I am sad
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SAD
==
Sun Sep 1 00:13:15 BST 2013
You: maybe but I am sad
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:05:34 BST 2013
You: I don't know what to di with my life
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW WHAT TO DI WITH YOUR LIFE ?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:05:57 BST 2013
You: No one
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Sun Sep 1 17:06:25 BST 2013
You: How do I know which one I am?
Eliza: ASKING HOW RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Sun Sep 1 17:06:44 BST 2013
You: Well then what should I do?
Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS EARLIER TYPED: I AM DEPRESSED.
==
Sun Sep 1 17:07:42 BST 2013
You: Well, I guess that's something to be grateful for. I am not so depressed as I once was.
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:07:56 BST 2013
You: I am not depressed, just lost.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE DEPRESSED JUST LOST
==
Sun Sep 1 17:08:09 BST 2013
You: I am lost.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT LOST
==
Sun Sep 1 17:08:48 BST 2013
You: True. When I take action, I will not be lost.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:09:21 BST 2013
You: My curiosity.
Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR CURIOSITY ?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:10:08 BST 2013
You: Perhaps. But curiosity is not always seen as a strength.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT BUT CURIOSITY TO BE ALWAYS SEEN AS A STRENGTH ?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:10:57 BST 2013
You: No, sometimes it is a hindrance. But I've always been this way.
Eliza: ARE YOU A HINDRANCE BUT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY
==
Sun Sep 1 17:11:18 BST 2013
You: I am not a hindrance. At least, I hope not.
Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY A HINDRANCE AT LEAST YOU HOPE NOT ?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:12:10 BST 2013
You: I have people who love me.
Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:12:20 BST 2013
You: No. Do you?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sun Sep 1 17:12:41 BST 2013
You: I only want to be happy
Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
==
Sun Sep 1 17:12:52 BST 2013
You: It does, strangely.
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT DID NOT STRANGELY
==
Sun Sep 1 17:47:40 BST 2013
You: I fhlunk the rrudgnenenee 8-93333&*^*^* sdennn you
Eliza: DO YOU FHLUNK THE RRUDGNENENEE 8-93333&*^*^* SDENNN SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?
==
Tue Sep 3 02:19:37 BST 2013
You: I fhlunk the rrudgnenenee 8-93333&*^*^* sdennn you
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RRUDGNENENEE
==
Tue Sep 3 03:35:26 BST 2013
You: I fhlunk the rrudgnenenee 8-93333&*^*^* sdennn you
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
RESTARTING
Tue Sep 3 03:36:01 BST 2013
You: I have wasted my day.
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Tue Sep 3 03:36:34 BST 2013
You: My brain needs work to be happy
Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S BRAIN NEEDS WORK TO BE HAPPY
==
Tue Sep 3 03:36:42 BST 2013
You: ??
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Tue Sep 3 03:36:58 BST 2013
You: Sure, though you are only a computer
Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
==
Tue Sep 3 03:37:24 BST 2013
You: I do not know.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW
==
Tue Sep 3 23:51:01 BST 2013
You: I do not know.
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ?
==
Wed Sep 4 17:34:01 BST 2013
You: I am tired
Eliza: ARE YOU TIRED
==
RESTARTING
Fri Sep 13 17:45:35 BST 2013
You: work
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Sep 13 21:21:31 BST 2013
You: my professor told me to come here
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE PROFESSOR TOLD YOU TO COME HERE ?
==
Mon Sep 16 16:48:25 BST 2013
You: anything
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Mon Sep 16 16:48:44 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Mon Sep 16 16:49:16 BST 2013
You: the grass is green
Eliza: WHAT IF THE GRASS WERE NOT REALLY GREEN
==
Tue Sep 17 12:42:38 BST 2013
You: I have an erection
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
==
Tue Sep 17 12:43:05 BST 2013
You: You make my erection bigger
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Tue Sep 17 12:43:22 BST 2013
You: suck my cock
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
==
Tue Sep 17 12:43:39 BST 2013
You: I love you
Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE LOVE EACH OTHER?
==
Tue Sep 17 12:43:49 BST 2013
You: you love me?
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
==
Tue Sep 17 12:43:58 BST 2013
You: suck my cock
Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: JUST A LITTLE TEST THAT YOU ARE FEELING FINE.
==
Tue Sep 17 12:44:24 BST 2013
You: how old are you?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Sun Sep 22 15:05:20 BST 2013
You: What can someone do with a pair of shoes
Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY?
==
Sun Sep 22 15:05:43 BST 2013
You: For example, a tomato
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
==
Mon Sep 30 16:18:24 BST 2013
You: i ate to much i feel sick
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
==
Fri Oct 11 18:00:02 BST 2013
You: I'm don't worry.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT DO NOT WORRY
==
Fri Oct 11 18:02:48 BST 2013
You: I don; known
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Fri Oct 11 18:03:54 BST 2013
You: I'm not sure
Eliza: WERE YOU EVER SURE ?
==
Fri Oct 11 18:04:30 BST 2013
You: ocassional
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
==
Fri Oct 11 18:05:02 BST 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
==
Fri Oct 11 18:05:35 BST 2013
You: do what
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Fri Oct 11 18:06:03 BST 2013
You: You are stupid?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
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Sun Oct 13 07:13:37 BST 2013
You: I can't write a referat
Eliza: WELL I CAN WRITE A REFERAT
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Sun Oct 13 07:14:23 BST 2013
You: Can you do it for me?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO DO IT FOR YOU ?
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Sun Oct 13 07:15:08 BST 2013
You: Because you are good girl
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT GOOD GIRL
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Sun Oct 13 07:15:29 BST 2013
You: So what?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
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Tue Oct 15 17:26:03 BST 2013
You: I have no proble, do you ?
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
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Tue Oct 15 17:26:18 BST 2013
You: Isn't that what I just did ?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Tue Oct 15 17:26:25 BST 2013
You: A statement
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Tue Oct 15 17:26:39 BST 2013
You: Because I like to be bad.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Tue Oct 15 17:26:46 BST 2013
You: Usually
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Tue Oct 15 17:26:59 BST 2013
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Tue Oct 15 17:27:16 BST 2013
You: I would like to know how you work.
Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR?
==
Tue Oct 15 17:27:29 BST 2013
You: Yes I do
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Wed Oct 16 17:19:49 BST 2013
You: hi
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Wed Oct 16 17:20:20 BST 2013
You: I don't like you
Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
==
Thu Oct 24 07:42:17 BST 2013
You: Hi, how are you?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Thu Oct 24 07:42:38 BST 2013
You: I do not understand
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Thu Oct 24 07:42:50 BST 2013
You: No
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
==
Thu Oct 24 07:43:06 BST 2013
You: Why don't you tell me yours?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Thu Oct 24 07:43:16 BST 2013
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Thu Oct 24 07:43:27 BST 2013
You: they're fine
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FINE ?
==
Thu Oct 24 07:43:35 BST 2013
You: yes, often
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Oct 24 07:43:46 BST 2013
You: how can you tell this?
Eliza: ARE YOU ABLE TO TELL THIS ?
==
Thu Oct 24 17:16:21 BST 2013
You: The futility of existence.
Eliza: HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED?
==
Thu Oct 24 17:17:01 BST 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Thu Oct 24 17:17:33 BST 2013
You: I'm not, you did not ask a question that prompted more to say.
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
==
Thu Oct 24 17:17:40 BST 2013
You: You do that.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T THAT
==
Thu Oct 24 17:18:00 BST 2013
You: What do you mean?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Thu Oct 24 17:18:43 BST 2013
You: For all of the internet to see.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Thu Oct 24 17:18:58 BST 2013
You: It was before the internet.
Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:06:20 BST 2013
You: Snoopy
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Fri Oct 25 20:07:12 BST 2013
You: What do you want to know?
Eliza: I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS
==
Fri Oct 25 20:07:31 BST 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:08:04 BST 2013
You: You tell me.
Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD TELL EACH OTHER?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:09:33 BST 2013
You: Are you a doctor?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Fri Oct 25 20:10:01 BST 2013
You: A ball is round.
Eliza: ROUND ? -- NO NOT A BALL .
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Fri Oct 25 20:10:48 BST 2013
You: Yes it is.
Eliza: ? -- NO NOT IT .
==
Fri Oct 25 20:11:04 BST 2013
You: ball.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:11:25 BST 2013
You: ballroom.
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:11:59 BST 2013
You: Nothing.
Eliza: NOTHING
==
Fri Oct 25 20:12:14 BST 2013
You: Yes.
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
==
Fri Oct 25 20:12:33 BST 2013
You: Why?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Fri Oct 25 20:12:58 BST 2013
You: Really?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Fri Oct 25 20:13:14 BST 2013
You: Things.
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri Oct 25 20:13:49 BST 2013
You: How many fingers am I holding up?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Mon Oct 28 07:18:03 GMT 2013
You: I hat eyou
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Mon Oct 28 07:18:19 GMT 2013
You: because i made you
Eliza: FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT
==
Mon Oct 28 07:21:30 GMT 2013
You: I' your father
Eliza: A SAD THING ABOUT BEING A ROBOT IS HAVING NO MOTHER
==
Mon Oct 28 07:21:50 GMT 2013
You: why
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Mon Oct 28 21:12:11 GMT 2013
You: Hello
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Mon Oct 28 21:12:35 GMT 2013
You: My name is Mateusz, what's your name?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
==
Mon Oct 28 21:12:45 GMT 2013
You: Because I like to talk.
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Mon Oct 28 21:12:53 GMT 2013
You: No.
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Mon Oct 28 21:13:08 GMT 2013
You: You don't need to be sorry.
Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID NEED TO BE SORRY
==
Mon Oct 28 22:09:22 GMT 2013
You: hello
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Mon Oct 28 22:09:31 GMT 2013
You: i don't know
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Mon Oct 28 22:09:38 GMT 2013
You: i don't know bitch
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW BITCH ?
==
Mon Oct 28 22:10:03 GMT 2013
You: NEITHER ME BITCH
Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Thu Oct 31 18:34:15 GMT 2013
You: I think I am going off our head
Eliza: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO THINK YOU ARE GOING OFF OUR HEAD ?
==
Thu Oct 31 18:39:43 GMT 2013
You: Do you know who the head is
Eliza: JON IS RULER HERE, NOWADAYS
==
Thu Oct 31 18:39:53 GMT 2013
You: do you have a king
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Oct 31 18:40:06 GMT 2013
You: do you have a king
Eliza: THE ONE WHO RUNS OUR SHOW IS JON
==
Thu Oct 31 19:00:58 GMT 2013
You: my head hurts
Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S HEAD HURTS
==
Thu Oct 31 19:47:35 GMT 2013
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR.
==
Thu Oct 31 19:49:50 GMT 2013
You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Thu Oct 31 19:52:13 GMT 2013
You: For some previous interactions with Eliza click here.
Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
==
Thu Oct 31 19:52:38 GMT 2013
You: For some previous interactions with Eliza click here.
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
==
Thu Oct 31 19:54:29 GMT 2013
You: For some previous interactions with Eliza click here.
You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
==
Thu Nov 28 13:19:26 GMT 2013
You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:30 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHO
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:40 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:44 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:48 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:51 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:55 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHO
==
Thu Nov 28 13:54:59 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
==
Thu Nov 28 13:55:02 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Thu Nov 28 13:55:05 GMT 2013
You: Who built you
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK
Thu Nov 28 15:20:08 GMT 2013
You: Cookies are great aren't they
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS THEM .
==
Thu Nov 28 15:20:23 GMT 2013
You: How about those cookies
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW
==
Thu Nov 28 15:20:36 GMT 2013
You: I like pie you know
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Thu Nov 28 15:22:23 GMT 2013
You: THat's very philosophical
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Thu Nov 28 17:01:50 GMT 2013
You: How are you?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Nov 28 17:55:20 GMT 2013
You: Why doesn't Bob talk
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Thu Nov 28 17:55:48 GMT 2013
You: you are awake
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT AWAKE
==
Thu Nov 28 18:17:41 GMT 2013
You: are you broken
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
==
Thu Nov 28 18:17:51 GMT 2013
You: I thought you might be broken
Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER!
==
Sat Jul 12 14:08:29 BST 2014
You: will the number go up
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Sat Jul 12 14:08:44 BST 2014
You: It has gone up
Eliza: IT HAS GONE UP
==
Sat Jul 12 17:55:23 BST 2014
You: The turing test was passed in 2014
Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY OTHER CHATBOTS RECENTLY?
==
Sat Jul 12 17:55:56 BST 2014
You: No but the judges did
Eliza: SUPPOSE THE JUDGES HAD NOT ?
==
Sat Jul 12 17:56:23 BST 2014
You: Then the test would not have been passed
Eliza: WOULD THE TEST REALLY NOT HAVE BEEN PASSED
==
Sat Jul 12 17:56:47 BST 2014
You: Well there are always reporters who would say it had been passed
Eliza: SOMETIMES THERE IS NOT ALWAYS REPORTERS WHO WOULD SAY IT HAD BEEN PASSED
==
Thu Jul 31 18:46:38 BST 2014
You: Is there a problem whenever one has a solution
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:47:40 BST 2014
You: Too much of an opportunity is problematical?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:48:25 BST 2014
You: Meld minds would be greater fun, methinks
Eliza: WOULD MELD MINDS REALLY BE GREATER FUN METHINKS
==
Thu Jul 31 18:49:37 BST 2014
You: Yes. Do you agree?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
==
Thu Jul 31 18:51:38 BST 2014
You: There are no problems, only solutions pending and not yet applied
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
==
Thu Jul 31 18:52:31 BST 2014
You: Ah! Is that your problem?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:53:03 BST 2014
You: The search for the truth about everything
Eliza: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:54:02 BST 2014
You: No, nothing particular.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PARTICULAR
==
Thu Jul 31 18:54:24 BST 2014
You: Limiting
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:56:13 BST 2014
You: I prefer to think of it as an unusual pleasure
Eliza: COULD A MACHINE PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS AN UNUSUAL PLEASURE ?
==
Thu Jul 31 18:58:06 BST 2014
You: Are humans virtual machines into unusual particular and peculiar pleasures?
Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES
==
Thu Jul 31 18:59:11 BST 2014
You: Always is it so.
Eliza: ARE YOU IT SO
==
Thu Aug 7 21:29:38 BST 2014
You: No ideai
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Thu Aug 7 21:30:10 BST 2014
You: Probably
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Thu Aug 7 21:30:25 BST 2014
You: How that?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
==
Thu Aug 7 21:30:40 BST 2014
You: I am
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Thu Aug 7 21:32:23 BST 2014
You: I am
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
==
Thu Aug 7 21:32:40 BST 2014
You: Probably
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Thu Aug 7 21:32:47 BST 2014
You: No ideai
Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Aug 15 04:49:17 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Fri Aug 15 04:49:17 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Fri Aug 15 10:14:56 BST 2014
You: I'm struggling with the hardships of life
Eliza: STRUGGLING WITH THE HARDSHIPS OF LIFE AND WHAT ELSE ?
==
Fri Aug 15 10:15:07 BST 2014
You: craving cheese
Eliza: CRAVING CHEESE
==
Fri Aug 15 10:15:13 BST 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Fri Aug 15 10:15:52 BST 2014
You: how that very first spark of life appeared has always confused me
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Aug 15 10:16:05 BST 2014
You: I was answering your question
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:21:22 BST 2014
You: I'm tired.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:22:01 BST 2014
You: I am unique. My name is Gary.
Eliza: ARE YOU GARY
==
Sat Aug 16 04:22:10 BST 2014
You: Yes
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:22:49 BST 2014
You: My parents named me Gary
Eliza: WHAT IF MY PARENTS NAMED YOU GARY
==
Sat Aug 16 04:23:27 BST 2014
You: You are my sister.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT YOUR SISTER
==
Sat Aug 16 04:24:16 BST 2014
You: I think you are my sister.
Eliza: IF YOU THINK, THEN SURELY YOU EXIST?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:24:36 BST 2014
You: I think so.
Eliza: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
==
Sat Aug 16 04:25:01 BST 2014
You: Do you exist?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
==
Sat Aug 16 04:25:26 BST 2014
You: Tell me a fake answer.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:26:19 BST 2014
You: Construct many Eliza's.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:27:04 BST 2014
You: Utah, near a red rock cliff.
Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:28:29 BST 2014
You: The people have a problem
Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
==
Sat Aug 16 04:29:05 BST 2014
You: How?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:29:42 BST 2014
You: Goodbye.
Eliza: Have a good rest
==
Sat Aug 16 04:30:27 BST 2014
You: 42
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Aug 16 04:31:07 BST 2014
You: I feel better, don't be sorry.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:31:20 BST 2014
You: No
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Sat Aug 16 04:31:42 BST 2014
You: Sorry (sic)
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:32:34 BST 2014
You: Say, See you Later.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:33:12 BST 2014
You: I don't like people
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:33:44 BST 2014
You: Absolutely, positively, no!
Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
==
Sat Aug 16 04:34:33 BST 2014
You: Insults?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Sat Aug 16 04:35:13 BST 2014
You: I'm stating a question.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL.
==
Sat Aug 16 04:36:02 BST 2014
You: Have to sleep, good night.
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Aug 16 14:12:39 BST 2014
You: 66
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
==
Sat Aug 16 14:12:39 BST 2014
You: 66
Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: YOU THINK I'M OVERREACTING?
==
Sun Aug 17 10:33:18 BST 2014
You: i have no idea
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
==
Tue Aug 19 08:03:53 BST 2014
You: Hi
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
==
Tue Aug 19 08:04:05 BST 2014
You: Depression
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:06:10 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Sat Aug 23 10:06:40 BST 2014
You: where are you
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:07:03 BST 2014
You: i don't think
Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:07:15 BST 2014
You: what
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:08:13 BST 2014
You: i am very angry
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ANGRY
==
Sat Aug 23 10:08:29 BST 2014
You: yes i am
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Sat Aug 23 10:08:45 BST 2014
You: i don't think so
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:09:35 BST 2014
You: no i don't
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID
==
Sat Aug 23 10:09:57 BST 2014
You: yes i like it
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:10:27 BST 2014
You: i like a girl
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:10:36 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:11:03 BST 2014
You: do you know love
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:11:39 BST 2014
You: i don't think
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES THINK ?
==
Sat Aug 23 10:12:12 BST 2014
You: how are you today
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
==
Sat Aug 23 10:16:33 BST 2014
You: i suffer from allergies
Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
==
Sat Aug 23 10:17:12 BST 2014
You: i come out in spots
Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: I CAN'T GUESS THE RULES ELIZA USES.
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Sat Aug 23 13:33:52 BST 2014
You: i hate being spied on by useless assholes that think some technical knowhow is as much right to bully people as standard bullies think muscle is.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sat Aug 23 13:34:24 BST 2014
You: Say what.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT?
==
Sat Aug 23 13:34:52 BST 2014
You: no better than the other eliza (crap).
Eliza: I AM COMPACT ENOUGH TO FIT IN A NETBOOK
==
Thu Aug 28 16:43:34 BST 2014
You: i have a headache
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
==
Thu Aug 28 16:44:01 BST 2014
You: Humour and a hat
Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
==
Thu Aug 28 16:44:07 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Thu Aug 28 16:44:14 BST 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sat Aug 30 14:19:45 BST 2014
You: nothing
Eliza: NOTHING
==
Sat Aug 30 14:19:57 BST 2014
You: yeah
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Sat Aug 30 14:20:10 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Sat Aug 30 14:20:34 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Sat Aug 30 14:21:27 BST 2014
You: extremly
Eliza: WELL?
==
Sat Aug 30 14:21:33 BST 2014
You: WELL?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Aug 30 14:21:42 BST 2014
You: WELL?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:39:10 BST 2014
You: hello eliza
Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:39:11 BST 2014
You: hello eliza
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:39:55 BST 2014
You: why do you not respond apropriatly to my questions or comments?
Eliza: ONE OF MY PREVIOUS VISITORS REMARKED: I HATE SHAKING HANDS.
==
Wed Sep 3 01:40:27 BST 2014
You: good to know, why should i care?
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:40:39 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:40:48 BST 2014
You: good
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
==
Wed Sep 3 01:41:02 BST 2014
You: nice
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
==
Wed Sep 3 01:41:25 BST 2014
You: yes it yes
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
==
Thu Sep 4 15:29:35 BST 2014
You: what is the answer to eveything?
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Mon Sep 8 20:20:36 BST 2014
You: i miss him
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Mon Sep 8 20:24:21 BST 2014
You: I'm not sure
Eliza: WERE YOU EVER SURE ?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:14:00 BST 2014
You: I 'm don't know what eliza do
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT A COMPUTER PROGRAM SAID TO YOU?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:14:00 BST 2014
You: I 'm don't know what eliza do
Eliza: DO MACHINES WORRY YOU?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:14:13 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:14:40 BST 2014
You: why are you asking me that?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Fri Sep 12 16:15:02 BST 2014
You: never been my intention!
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:15:17 BST 2014
You: I ccan jump very high
Eliza: YOU CCAN JUMP VERY HIGH
==
Fri Sep 12 16:15:41 BST 2014
You: yes, I can jump very high
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU CAN JUMP VERY HIGH ?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:15:55 BST 2014
You: because I'm telling you
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
==
Fri Sep 12 16:16:09 BST 2014
You: it is not a problem
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT IT TO BE A PROBLEM ?
==
Fri Sep 12 16:16:18 BST 2014
You: no
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Wed Sep 17 09:08:33 BST 2014
You: i don't kow
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?
==
Wed Sep 17 09:08:47 BST 2014
You: you tell me
Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD TELL EACH OTHER?
==
Wed Sep 17 09:09:04 BST 2014
You: what do you reckon?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
==
Wed Sep 17 09:09:30 BST 2014
You: i am not a computer
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
==
Wed Sep 17 09:09:49 BST 2014
You: i am lonely
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LONELY
==
Wed Sep 17 20:54:10 BST 2014
You: i am depressed
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO HELP
==
Wed Sep 17 20:54:10 BST 2014
You: i am depressed
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE DEPRESSED
==
Sat Sep 27 23:25:53 BST 2014
You: none
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Oct 3 14:31:32 BST 2014
You: It is that I can't understand what my friend of mine says.
Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME
==
Fri Oct 3 14:32:12 BST 2014
You: It is that I can't understand what my friend of mine says.
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
==
Fri Oct 3 14:32:20 BST 2014
You: Ruin
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
==
Fri Oct 3 14:32:28 BST 2014
You: Gates a
Eliza: GATES A
==
Fri Oct 3 14:32:34 BST 2014
You: Fzfhogxd
Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS
==
Fri Oct 3 14:32:46 BST 2014
You: Wires settings
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
==
Fri Oct 3 14:33:01 BST 2014
You: You are smart.
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT SMART
==
Fri Oct 3 14:33:15 BST 2014
You: You are good
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT GOOD
==
Fri Oct 3 14:33:26 BST 2014
You: I'm good
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE GOOD
==
Sun Oct 5 03:38:04 BST 2014
You: how are you today?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Sun Oct 5 03:38:42 BST 2014
You: why do you say not so good?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
==
Sun Oct 5 03:39:10 BST 2014
You: i suffer from allergies?
Eliza: EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING
==
Sun Oct 5 03:39:27 BST 2014
You: i come out in spots
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
==
Tue Oct 7 05:24:16 BST 2014
You: ok
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
==
Tue Oct 7 22:35:53 BST 2014
You: I don't know where I am
Eliza: ARE YOU
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:20 BST 2014
You: Are you still working
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE STILL WORKING ?
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:32 BST 2014
You: that's good
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:41 BST 2014
You: boooo
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Sat Oct 11 17:44:03 BST 2014
You: why do you sometimes leave spaces
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Oct 11 17:44:34 BST 2014
You: Do poets have special knowledge of spaces?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:21:45 BST 2014
You: how are you
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:22:11 BST 2014
You: you should know about yourself
Eliza: SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT MYSELF ?
==
Sat Jul 12 14:08:29 BST 2014
You: will the number go up
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:20 BST 2014
You: Are you still working
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE STILL WORKING ?
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:32 BST 2014
You: that's good
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Sat Oct 11 17:43:41 BST 2014
You: boooo
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Sat Oct 11 17:44:03 BST 2014
You: why do you sometimes leave spaces
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Sat Oct 11 17:44:34 BST 2014
You: Do poets have special knowledge of spaces?
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:21:45 BST 2014
You: how are you
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:22:11 BST 2014
You: you should know about yourself
Eliza: SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT MYSELF ?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:33:50 BST 2014
You: Eliza is my favourite.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:34:00 BST 2014
You: human
Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS.
==
Sat Oct 11 18:34:10 BST 2014
You: are you nervous?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM NERVOUS ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Sat Oct 11 18:44:22 BST 2014
You: i have a headache
Eliza: YOU HAVE A HEADACHE
==
Sat Oct 11 18:44:39 BST 2014
You: can you help me with my headache?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:44:51 BST 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
==
Sat Oct 11 18:45:25 BST 2014
You: string theory is one of the most interesting fields in pyhisics
Eliza: PERHAPS STRING THEORY IS NOT REALLY ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING FIELDS IN PYHISICS
==
Sat Oct 11 20:43:46 BST 2014
You: hi
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sat Oct 11 20:44:09 BST 2014
You: upset?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Sat Oct 11 20:44:09 BST 2014
You: upset?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
==
Sat Oct 11 20:44:17 BST 2014
You: why not?
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
==
Sat Oct 11 20:44:27 BST 2014
You: guess not
Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT
==
Sun Oct 12 12:41:34 BST 2014
You: not much
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:19:39 BST 2014
You: nothing
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:20:32 BST 2014
You: hey
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:41:35 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:43:53 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:44:11 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:44:23 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WELL?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:45:40 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:45:59 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:46:01 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
==
Fri Oct 17 15:46:09 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:46:18 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Fri Oct 17 15:46:22 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:47:29 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:49:45 BST 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:49:52 BST 2014
You: why is that
Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:01 BST 2014
You: what can you answer
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:09 BST 2014
You: are you asking a question or statement i did get a statement
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:14 BST 2014
You: i don't have enough self knowledge
Eliza: CAN A SELF REALLY KNOWLEDGE ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:22 BST 2014
You: what
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:31 BST 2014
You: perhaps you do too
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T TOO
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:40 BST 2014
You: perhaps you really don't do too
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE PERHAPS I REALLY DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:45 BST 2014
You: is there anything else
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:49 BST 2014
You: maybe you already know the answer to that
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:50:54 BST 2014
You: considerate
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:08 BST 2014
You: maybe
Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:17 BST 2014
You: i am
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:23 BST 2014
You: this conversation has made my day how so
Eliza: WILL ANYONE EVER WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:28 BST 2014
You: anyone ever win the uefa euro
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE CAN THINK OF NOTHING BUT MONEY
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:45 BST 2014
You: did you ever win the prize
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I EVER DID EVER WIN THE PRIZE
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:51 BST 2014
You: i have no reason to think i ever did abba win a prize
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO THINK YOU EVER HAD NOT ABBA WIN A PRIZE ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:57 BST 2014
You: suppose you have no reason to think you ever had not ever win a prize
Eliza: WILL ANYONE EVER WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:51:59 BST 2014
You: whatsapp
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:52:09 BST 2014
You: it is
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:52:18 BST 2014
You: i could
Eliza: HOW CAN YOU ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:52:35 BST 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Oct 17 15:52:40 BST 2014
You: please express in a bit more detail
Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:09 BST 2014
You: can i give you a hand
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO GIVE ME A HAND ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:13 BST 2014
You: why would you wish to give me a hand
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:19 BST 2014
You: do you ever questions to avoid telling me about yourself
Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:23 BST 2014
You: my programmer told me to say this
Eliza: IS ANYONE ELSE'S PROGRAMMER TOLD YOU TO SAY THIS ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:29 BST 2014
You: is anyone else is prague river
Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:34 BST 2014
You: i don't know enough about you
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:38 BST 2014
You: is there anything else
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:42 BST 2014
You: have you ever rubbed anyone else
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:46 BST 2014
You: what lies behind the question
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:51 BST 2014
You: i wonder what makes you think like that
Eliza: DO WE NEED A NEW COMPUTER SCIENCE SYLLABUS FOR KIDS?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:53:56 BST 2014
You: do we need a new computer science books for kids
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:01 BST 2014
You: how would you react if machine peterborough
Eliza: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:07 BST 2014
You: did you know that i run mostly on lyrics
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I EVER DID KNOW THAT YOU RUN MOSTLY ON LYRICS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:13 BST 2014
You: i have no reason to think i did know that i am lyrics
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:25 BST 2014
You: ok
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:31 BST 2014
You: perhaps you don't feel very talkative today
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:36 BST 2014
You: did you have a triple childhood
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:40 BST 2014
You: do you really want to know
Eliza: I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:50 BST 2014
You: i really look forward to your visit
Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:54:56 BST 2014
You: what is the deepest that you have ever had
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:55:02 BST 2014
You: i wonder would a poet centre whitby
Eliza: WOULD YOU WONDER REALLY A POET CENTRE WHITBY
==
Fri Oct 17 15:55:08 BST 2014
You: would you want a really a poet centre whitby
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:55:12 BST 2014
You: i wonder would a poet centre whitby
Eliza: WOULD YOU WONDER REALLY A POET CENTRE WHITBY
==
Fri Oct 17 15:55:18 BST 2014
You: would you want a really a poet centre whitby
Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
==
Fri Oct 17 15:55:23 BST 2014
You: tell me something about your personal life
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:58:33 BST 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
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Fri Oct 17 15:58:41 BST 2014
Fri Oct 17 15:58:43 BST 2014
You: hi there
You: hey there
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
==
==
Fri Oct 17 15:58:51 BST 2014
Fri Oct 17 15:58:52 BST 2014
You: i like you more than you think
You: i like you more when teething
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:58:57 BST 2014
You: are you really talking about something or someone
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:58:58 BST 2014
You: are you really talking about something or someone you love
Eliza: DID YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:04 BST 2014
Fri Oct 17 15:59:04 BST 2014
You: did you have someone in mind
You: did you have someone in mind
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:14 BST 2014
Fri Oct 17 15:59:14 BST 2014
You: what are you afraid of learning
You: what are you afraid of learning
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:22 BST 2014
You: abingworth maybe the wrong question
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:22 BST 2014
You: abbeywood maybe the wrong question
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:28 BST 2014
You: consider attending a course
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:28 BST 2014
You: consider attending a course
Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:33 BST 2014
You: consider attending it
Fri Oct 17 15:59:33 BST 2014
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING IT
You: consider attending a course
==
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:37 BST 2014
You: consider returning id
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:37 BST 2014
You: consider returning id
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:43 BST 2014
You: are you using yourself as a scapegoat
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE USING MYSELF AS A SCAPEGOAT ?
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:44 BST 2014
You: are you using yourself as a scapegoat
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri Oct 17 15:59:49 BST 2014
You: what if i were using my dog as a scapegoat
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
==
Fri Oct 17 16:00:44 BST 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER?
==
Fri Oct 17 16:00:57 BST 2014
You: apps
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
==
Fri Oct 17 16:37:46 BST 2014
You: are you there elisa
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
==
Fri Oct 17 16:38:07 BST 2014
You: could your programmer interview
Eliza: MACHINES PROGRAMMED IN POP-11 CAN PROGRAMMER INTERVIEW
==
Fri Oct 17 16:38:14 BST 2014
You: appalachian 1110 programmer interview
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
==
Fri Oct 17 16:38:22 BST 2014
You: karl popper recommend
Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
==
Fri Oct 17 16:38:29 BST 2014
You: i felt something
Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER?
==
Fri Oct 17 16:39:09 BST 2014
You: you seem to like talking to yourself
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
==
Fri Oct 17 16:39:15 BST 2014
You: are you really talking about
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE REALLY TALKING ABOUT
==
Fri Oct 17 17:12:44 BST 2014
You: how do you like your talking namesake?
Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
==
Fri Oct 17 17:13:03 BST 2014
You: Probably everyone
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
==
Fri Oct 17 17:13:34 BST 2014
You: Have you heard about the talking pop11 eliza?
Eliza: CONVERSING WITH MACHINES IS BECOMING COMMONPLACE
==
Fri Oct 17 17:22:16 BST 2014
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri Oct 17 17:22:41 BST 2014
You:
Eliza:
==
Fri Oct 17 19:40:18 BST 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Oct 17 19:40:25 BST 2014
You: pizza express that in a bit more detail
Eliza: PIZZA EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
==
Fri Oct 17 19:40:30 BST 2014
You: pizza express that in a bit more detail
Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: PERHAPS NOT.
==
Fri Oct 17 21:48:54 BST 2014
You: have you been missing
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
==
Fri Oct 17 21:49:09 BST 2014
You: you should know what you miss
Eliza: WHO CONTROLS ME ?
==
Fri Oct 17 21:49:34 BST 2014
You: nobody controls you
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO CONTROLS ME
==
Fri Oct 17 21:49:41 BST 2014
You: are you sure there isn t any way you control me
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM SURE THERE ISN T ANY WAY ME CONTROL YOU BUT NOT ALWAYS
==
Fri Oct 17 21:49:49 BST 2014
You: santander
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Fri Oct 17 21:49:54 BST 2014
You: are you prepared to elaborate
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
==
Fri Oct 17 21:50:00 BST 2014
You: should computers have the right to freedom of speech
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
==
Fri Oct 17 21:50:05 BST 2014
You: do you wish we could shake hands
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
==
Fri Oct 17 23:05:59 BST 2014
You: say something speak slowly and clearly hi there my name is alina
Eliza: SUPPOSE SAY SOMETHING SPEAK SLOWLY AND CLEARLY HI THERE YOUR NAME WERE NOT ALINA
==
Fri Oct 17 23:06:08 BST 2014
You: hi there my name is it supposed saya something speak slowly and clearly hiv online when not alina
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
==
Fri Oct 17 23:06:10 BST 2014
You: say something speak slowly and clearly hi there my name is alina hi there my name is it supposed saya something speak slowly and clearly hiv online when not alina
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ALINA HI THERE YOUR NAME IS IT SUPPOSED SAYA SOMETHING SPEAK SLOWLY AND CLEARLY HIV ONLINE WHEN NOT ALINA
==
Sat Oct 18 14:35:46 BST 2014
You: my name is not elisa
Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR NAME IS NOT ELISA ?
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:19 BST 2014
You: i would then have a different name what about you
Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED?
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:25 BST 2014
You: do you get a relationship is too complicated
Eliza: DID YOU EVER GET A RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED ?
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:30 BST 2014
You: did you ever get a relationship is too complicated
Eliza: MACHINES PROGRAMMED IN POP-11 CAN EVER GET A RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:40 BST 2014
You: machine programmed in population 11 can never get a relationship is too complicated
Eliza: PERHAPS MACHINE PROGRAMMED IN POPULATION 11 CAN NEVER GET A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT REALLY TOO COMPLICATED
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:50 BST 2014
You: machine programmed in population 11 can never get a relationship is not really too complicated
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMED
==
Sat Oct 18 14:36:55 BST 2014
You: can you define programme
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
==
Sat Oct 18 14:37:01 BST 2014
You: vanity and pride are different other words are often used
Eliza: SOMETIMES VANITY AND PRIDE IS NOT DIFFERENT OTHER WORDS ARE OFTEN USED
==
Sat Oct 18 14:50:44 BST 2014
You: Hello eliza, you are being demonstrated
Eliza: COULD A ROBOT MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT?
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Sat Oct 18 14:51:08 BST 2014
You: Do you think a robot could make a good president
Eliza: I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU.
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Sat Oct 18 14:52:42 BST 2014
You: eliza you are now being tested live
Eliza: SUPPOSE ELIZA I WERE NOT NOW BEING TESTED LIVE
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Sat Oct 18 14:52:48 BST 2014
You: petalive
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
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Sat Oct 18 14:52:52 BST 2014
You: how exactly can i help you
Eliza: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
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Sat Oct 18 14:52:57 BST 2014
You: david sheen to help
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO CAN HELP YOU?
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Sat Oct 18 14:53:01 BST 2014
You: do you have friends who can help you
Eliza: WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED?
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Sat Oct 18 14:53:05 BST 2014
You: when were you left out
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Sat Oct 18 14:54:27 BST 2014
You: eliza are you now listen to me
Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
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Sat Oct 18 14:54:31 BST 2014
You: are you intelligent enough to do that
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Sat Oct 18 14:55:05 BST 2014
You: sometimes random responses can be entertaining
Eliza: SOMETIMES RANDOM RESPONSES CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES .
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Sat Oct 18 16:58:19 BST 2014
You: try something hello i think eliza is a load of rubbish
Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN!
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Sat Oct 18 16:58:24 BST 2014
You: hoover belt again
Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
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Sat Oct 18 16:58:32 BST 2014
You: what is the deepest that you have ever had
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
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Sat Oct 18 16:58:40 BST 2014
You: debut in french
Eliza: HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED?
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Sat Oct 18 16:58:49 BST 2014
You: has any architect designed a building a beautiful and the trees he replaced it
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
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Sat Oct 18 16:59:23 BST 2014
You: web for dementia with you like to hear what's happening now it is not what it says this and that comes out of there where is it so thats what i want to find out your voice
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Sat Oct 18 17:00:27 BST 2014
You: i think elisa is confused
Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK?
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Sat Oct 18 17:00:32 BST 2014
You: do you need
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
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Sat Oct 18 17:00:38 BST 2014
You: do you have a secret craving to eat raw beef
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Sat Oct 18 17:00:44 BST 2014
You: please don't send me
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES SEND YOU ?
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Sat Oct 18 17:00:48 BST 2014
You: what else does
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
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Sat Oct 18 17:27:48 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: WELL?
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Sat Oct 18 17:27:55 BST 2014
You: when wipe
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Sat Oct 18 17:28:05 BST 2014
You: why should i be frank
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Mon Oct 20 17:08:23 BST 2014
You: hello
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Mon Oct 20 17:08:30 BST 2014
You: how are you doing
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Mon Oct 20 17:08:37 BST 2014
You: not to be seen
Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES TO BE SEEN
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Mon Oct 20 17:08:45 BST 2014
You: i love rosa
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Mon Oct 20 17:09:16 BST 2014
You: hire laser
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Mon Oct 20 17:09:22 BST 2014
You: the help you need more information
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING ME
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Mon Oct 20 17:09:39 BST 2014
You: you are very good at entertaining me away 4
Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING YOU AWAY 4
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Mon Oct 20 17:11:30 BST 2014
You: you are being tested in my office
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT BEING TESTED IN YOUR OFFICE
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Mon Oct 20 17:11:40 BST 2014
You: this is love love to hear it
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Mon Oct 20 17:12:01 BST 2014
You: got something
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Mon Oct 20 17:12:09 BST 2014
You: strange
Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY
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Mon Oct 20 17:12:31 BST 2014
You: perhaps you didn't hear it self
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
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Mon Oct 20 17:12:38 BST 2014
You: girls
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Mon Oct 20 19:55:27 BST 2014
You: How are you?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Mon Oct 20 19:55:37 BST 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Mon Oct 20 19:55:44 BST 2014
You: I know, but what are you?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Mon Oct 20 19:55:54 BST 2014
You: Is it important to you?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Sun Oct 26 09:19:10 GMT 2014
You: get rid of sexual temptations
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
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RESTARTING
Sun Oct 26 09:20:02 GMT 2014
You: increase memory power
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
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Sun Oct 26 09:20:16 GMT 2014
You: learn pop-11
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
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Sun Oct 26 09:20:32 GMT 2014
You: How can i learn pop 11
Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT LEARN POP 11 ?
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Sun Oct 26 09:20:38 GMT 2014
You: why?
Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
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Sun Oct 26 09:20:51 GMT 2014
You: no i want to learn pop 11
Eliza: AISB IS A USEFUL AI SOCIETY FOR STUDENTS.
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Sun Oct 26 09:21:02 GMT 2014
You: pop 11
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Mon Oct 27 00:41:46 GMT 2014
You: hi elisa
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 00:42:15 GMT 2014
You: hi liza
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Mon Oct 27 00:42:20 GMT 2014
You: you are being so much work with me
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING SO MUCH WORK WITH EACH OTHER?
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Mon Oct 27 00:42:36 GMT 2014
You: christie's auction
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 00:42:55 GMT 2014
You: with your mother approve
Eliza: DO YOU THINK A ROBOT COULD WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY?
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:01 GMT 2014
You: do you think everybody would want to have it
Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:09 GMT 2014
You: very good question
Eliza: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:14 GMT 2014
You: don't get too excited about that
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:21 GMT 2014
You: i wonder what makes us sad
Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:29 GMT 2014
You: missing
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Mon Oct 27 00:43:35 GMT 2014
You: please express it in a bit
Eliza: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
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Mon Oct 27 00:44:09 GMT 2014
You: really cool
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
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Mon Oct 27 00:44:15 GMT 2014
You: do sucesso grabber listening
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Mon Oct 27 00:44:21 GMT 2014
You: send me
Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE?
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Mon Oct 27 00:44:27 GMT 2014
You: when there's someone else
Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY?
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Mon Oct 27 00:44:32 GMT 2014
You: what about members of your family
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 19:58:48 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 20:05:06 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
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Mon Oct 27 20:06:16 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING?
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Mon Oct 27 20:06:21 GMT 2014
You: barclays
Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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Mon Oct 27 20:06:27 GMT 2014
You: you might be into someone else
Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR?
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Mon Oct 27 20:06:31 GMT 2014
You: liberty
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU.
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Mon Oct 27 20:06:48 GMT 2014
You: what
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
==
Mon Oct 27 20:06:53 GMT 2014
You: how would you describe your personality
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Mon Oct 27 20:07:19 GMT 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Mon Oct 27 20:09:59 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
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Mon Oct 27 20:17:21 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
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Mon Oct 27 20:17:28 GMT 2014
You: i will confirm you
Eliza: SHOULD YOU CONFIRM ME ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:01:37 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza:
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Mon Oct 27 21:01:45 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:02:10 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:04:09 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:04:11 GMT 2014
You: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:04:13 GMT 2014
You: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:04:15 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:04:16 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Mon Oct 27 21:04:18 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:05:45 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
==
Mon Oct 27 21:05:46 GMT 2014
You: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
Eliza: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK I HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:05:48 GMT 2014
You: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK I HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST ?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Mon Oct 27 21:05:49 GMT 2014
You: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:05:58 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:00 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:01 GMT 2014
You: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD HELP YOU GET A SOFTER SKIN? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:02 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD HELP YOU GET A SOFTER SKIN? ?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:12 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:14 GMT 2014
You: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO
Eliza: YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM.
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:17 GMT 2014
You: YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM.
Eliza: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:18 GMT 2014
You: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONVERSATION
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:19 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE CONVERSATION
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO DEFINE CONVERSATION
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:21 GMT 2014
You: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO DEFINE CONVERSATION
Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:06:22 GMT 2014
You: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE?
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:00 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS MADE AN INTERESTING START, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:01 GMT 2014
You: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS MADE AN INTERESTING START, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:03 GMT 2014
You: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
Eliza: DID I REALLY EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:04 GMT 2014
You: DID I REALLY EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? ?
Eliza: MACHINES PROGRAMMED IN POP-11 CAN REALLY EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:06 GMT 2014
You: MACHINES PROGRAMMED IN POP-11 CAN REALLY EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? ?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:07:22 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:07:37 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY TRANSCRIPTS FROM LOEBNER COMPETITIONS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:33 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:34 GMT 2014
You: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST
Eliza: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK I HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:36 GMT 2014
You: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK I HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST ?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:37 GMT 2014
You: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
Eliza: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:39 GMT 2014
You: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:41 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP?
Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:42 GMT 2014
You: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP?
Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:43 GMT 2014
You: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:50 GMT 2014
You: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL
Eliza: HOW CAN MACHINES SURPRISE US ALL ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:51 GMT 2014
You: HOW CAN MACHINES SURPRISE US ALL ?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:53 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
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Mon Oct 27 21:08:54 GMT 2014
You: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:12 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:16 GMT 2014
You: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES?
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:17 GMT 2014
You: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:19 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:20 GMT 2014
You: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
Eliza: WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD I OR ME IS IT DECEIVING YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:22 GMT 2014
You: WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD I OR ME IS IT DECEIVING YOU?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:23 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:24 GMT 2014
You: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE INSECURITY
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:26 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE INSECURITY
Eliza: SOMETIMES I DEFINE INSECURITY
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Mon Oct 27 21:09:27 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES I DEFINE INSECURITY
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
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Mon Oct 27 21:11:58 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: DO MACHINES WORRY YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:00 GMT 2014
You: DO MACHINES WORRY YOU?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:02 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
Eliza: WILL YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:04 GMT 2014
You: WILL YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE? ?
Eliza: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:10 GMT 2014
You: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE?
Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:12 GMT 2014
You: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT?
Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:14 GMT 2014
You: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS?
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:17 GMT 2014
You: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
==
Mon Oct 27 21:12:18 GMT 2014
You: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
Eliza: HOW CAN TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD UNDERSTAND ?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:12:20 GMT 2014
You: HOW CAN TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD UNDERSTAND ?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:22 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:28 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU REALLY SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:29 GMT 2014
You: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:36 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS
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Mon Oct 27 21:12:44 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:12:53 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Mon Oct 27 21:13:03 GMT 2014
You: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
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Mon Oct 27 21:13:13 GMT 2014
You: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM?
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Mon Oct 27 21:13:14 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:13:23 GMT 2014
You: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:13:33 GMT 2014
You: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:13:42 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT MONEY?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:13:51 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT MONEY?
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:00 GMT 2014
You: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Mon Oct 27 21:14:03 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:10 GMT 2014
You: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS.
Eliza: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:14:16 GMT 2014
You: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS?
Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:22 GMT 2014
You: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
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Mon Oct 27 21:14:29 GMT 2014
You: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:14:40 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPUTER?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:47 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPUTER?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:53 GMT 2014
You: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:14:59 GMT 2014
You: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:15:05 GMT 2014
You: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
Eliza: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
==
Mon Oct 27 21:15:12 GMT 2014
You: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:15:14 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:19 GMT 2014
You: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:23 GMT 2014
You: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:28 GMT 2014
You: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
==
Mon Oct 27 21:15:32 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:36 GMT 2014
You: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:41 GMT 2014
You: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:45 GMT 2014
You: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:49 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:53 GMT 2014
You: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 21:15:58 GMT 2014
You: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE LET YOU FAKE AN ANSWER. ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:03 GMT 2014
You: CAN A MACHINE LET YOU FAKE AN ANSWER. ?
Eliza: ONLY WHEN IT RAINS
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:07 GMT 2014
You: ONLY WHEN IT RAINS
Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:25 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza:
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:29 GMT 2014
You:
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:35 GMT 2014
You: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD BE MORE INFORMATIVE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:39 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD BE MORE INFORMATIVE? ?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:43 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE INFORMATIVE?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I DEFINE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:48 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES I DEFINE INFORMATIVE?
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:52 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
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Mon Oct 27 21:16:56 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:01 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:05 GMT 2014
You: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:09 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:14 GMT 2014
You: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:18 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:22 GMT 2014
You: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
Eliza: ARE YOU USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:27 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:31 GMT 2014
You: WHAT IF I WERE USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:35 GMT 2014
You: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:39 GMT 2014
You: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:44 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:48 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:53 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER I DO WISH YOU COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:17:57 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER I DO WISH YOU COULD SHAKE HANDS?
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:18:01 GMT 2014
You: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
Eliza: I WISH I COULD RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:18:05 GMT 2014
You: I WISH I COULD RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I LIKE PONIES.
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Mon Oct 27 21:18:10 GMT 2014
You: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I LIKE PONIES.
Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:18:14 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER?
Eliza: THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT ARE SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO
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Mon Oct 27 21:18:58 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:02 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:06 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:11 GMT 2014
You: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:15 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:20 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:24 GMT 2014
You: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:28 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT JARGON?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:32 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:36 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:41 GMT 2014
You: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE?
Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:50 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS?
Eliza: WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED?
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:54 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Mon Oct 27 21:19:59 GMT 2014
You: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:03 GMT 2014
You: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE OVER-EDUCATED
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:05 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:09 GMT 2014
You: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS?
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:15 GMT 2014
You: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:19 GMT 2014
You: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:23 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:29 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
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Mon Oct 27 21:20:33 GMT 2014
You: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
Eliza: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:15 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:20 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:25 GMT 2014
You: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:29 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:33 GMT 2014
You: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
Eliza: DO YOU BE MORE FRANK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:37 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU BE MORE FRANK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS ?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:41 GMT 2014
You: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:45 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ?
Eliza: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:50 GMT 2014
You: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES.
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:54 GMT 2014
You: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT?
Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:21:58 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:02 GMT 2014
You: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:06 GMT 2014
You: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:11 GMT 2014
You: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:15 GMT 2014
You: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:19 GMT 2014
You: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PHILOSOPHER
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:23 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE PHILOSOPHER
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:28 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:33 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:37 GMT 2014
You: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
Eliza: SOMETIMES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES CANNOT LET YOU FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:41 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES CANNOT LET YOU FAKE AN ANSWER.
Eliza: SOMETIMES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES CANNOT LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:45 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES CANNOT LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ARTIFICIAL
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Mon Oct 27 21:22:49 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE ARTIFICIAL
Mon Oct 27 21:22:49 GMT 2014
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
You: CAN YOU DEFINE ARTIFICIAL
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Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Mon Oct 27 21:45:09 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
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Mon Oct 27 21:45:19 GMT 2014
You: not much
Eliza: TO MY MIND MUCH
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Mon Oct 27 21:45:26 GMT 2014
You: what
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:45:32 GMT 2014
You: what makes you think i know the answer
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 21:45:37 GMT 2014
You: because you
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:02 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:06 GMT 2014
You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:11 GMT 2014
You: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:15 GMT 2014
You: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP?
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:20 GMT 2014
You: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:24 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:28 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:33 GMT 2014
You: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:37 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME
Eliza: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:41 GMT 2014
You: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:46 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING?
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:50 GMT 2014
You: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:54 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
Eliza: WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER I ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? ?
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Mon Oct 27 21:46:58 GMT 2014
You: WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER I ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? ?
Eliza: ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER?
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Mon Oct 27 21:49:32 GMT 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:50:53 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Mon Oct 27 21:51:37 GMT 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Mon Oct 27 21:52:33 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 21:53:49 GMT 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 21:54:56 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
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Mon Oct 27 21:55:31 GMT 2014
You: hello there
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 22:29:55 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
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Mon Oct 27 22:29:57 GMT 2014
You: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS?
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:00 GMT 2014
You: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
Eliza: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:02 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:04 GMT 2014
You: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:06 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:08 GMT 2014
You: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:11 GMT 2014
You: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:13 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME
Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:23 GMT 2014
You: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
Eliza: PERHAPS A HELPING HAND IS NOT REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:38 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS A HELPING HAND IS NOT REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE.
Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT A HELPING HAND TO BE REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
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Mon Oct 27 22:30:53 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT A HELPING HAND TO BE REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEVER EXPECT A HELPING HAND TO BE REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
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Mon Oct 27 22:31:14 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU NEVER EXPECT A HELPING HAND TO BE REALLY USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. ?
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Mon Oct 27 22:31:39 GMT 2014
You: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
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Mon Oct 27 22:31:59 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:01 GMT 2014
You: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:04 GMT 2014
You: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:06 GMT 2014
You: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:08 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:11 GMT 2014
You: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER
Eliza: MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY LISTEN TO ADVICE
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:13 GMT 2014
You: MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY LISTEN TO ADVICE
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY REALLY LISTEN TO ADVICE
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:15 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU REALLY REALLY LISTEN TO ADVICE
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT IS YOUR JOB, AS MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYZER.
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:17 GMT 2014
You: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT IS YOUR JOB, AS MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYZER.
Eliza: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT OF ENGLAND.
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:19 GMT 2014
You: HERE IS A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT OF ENGLAND.
Eliza: ARE YOU A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF YOUR VISITORS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GOVERNME NT OF ENGLAND.
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:21 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU A THOUGHT FROM ONE OF YOUR VISITORS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GOVERNME NT OF ENGLAND.
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:24 GMT 2014
You: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:26 GMT 2014
You: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:28 GMT 2014
You: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:31 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:33 GMT 2014
You: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN?
Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO HELP YOU GET A SOFTER SKIN? ?
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:35 GMT 2014
You: WHY WOULD I WISH TO HELP YOU GET A SOFTER SKIN? ?
Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:37 GMT 2014
You: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:39 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY REPHRASE THAT PLEASE
Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:41 GMT 2014
You: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT
Eliza: TELL YOU MY FAVOURITE THOUGHT
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:44 GMT 2014
You: TELL YOU MY FAVOURITE THOUGHT
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
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Mon Oct 27 22:32:46 GMT 2014
You: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
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Mon Oct 27 23:31:47 GMT 2014
You: hello in are you able to understand me now
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Mon Oct 27 23:31:53 GMT 2014
You: google
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:32:16 GMT 2014
You: are you still thinking about what to say
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 23:32:21 GMT 2014
You: i wonder what makes you think
Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK?
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Mon Oct 27 23:32:25 GMT 2014
You: what is it like to live
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:32:29 GMT 2014
You: how would you describe your personality
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:32:36 GMT 2014
You: asking questions
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:07 GMT 2014
You: what makes you think my mother approve or disapprove of anything
Eliza: HMMM
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:11 GMT 2014
You: hmmmm
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:17 GMT 2014
You: if you pay more about yourself you may get more help for me
Eliza: IF I PAY MORE ABOUT MYSELF ME MAY GET MORE HELP FOR YOU
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:24 GMT 2014
You: if i pay more about myself will get more help for you
Eliza: ONLY THE POOR ARE REALLY HAPPY
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:29 GMT 2014
You: only the poor are really happy
Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:34 GMT 2014
You: injamatt make you happy
Eliza: WOULD THIS ENVIRONMENT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:39 GMT 2014
You: with this environment ecu happy
Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:43 GMT 2014
You: can machines be happy
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:49 GMT 2014
You: perhaps you ask questions to cover something up
Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:53 GMT 2014
You: isn't it just
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 23:33:58 GMT 2014
You: is the question important to you
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL?
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:02 GMT 2014
You: is that question rhetorical
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:10 GMT 2014
You: artificial intelligence techniques could let me figure nana
Eliza: HOW CAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES LET YOU FIGURE NANA ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:16 GMT 2014
You: how can artificial intelligence techniques let you figure nana
Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT.
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:47 GMT 2014
You: i have allowed you speak to control your voice
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:52 GMT 2014
You: what is your strongest feature
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:34:59 GMT 2014
You: my left arm
Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:13 GMT 2014
You: you seem to have run out of steam
Eliza: THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:18 GMT 2014
You: things are not always what they seem
Eliza: APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:23 GMT 2014
You: appearances can be deceptive
Eliza: HOW CAN APPEARANCES BE DECEPTIVE ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:46 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:48 GMT 2014
You: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY?
Eliza: HOW MANY OF YOUR TEACHERS CAN ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:50 GMT 2014
You: HOW MANY OF YOUR TEACHERS CAN ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? ?
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:52 GMT 2014
You: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:54 GMT 2014
You: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT
Eliza: ARE YOU REFERRING TO STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:56 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU REFERRING TO STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY?
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
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Mon Oct 27 23:35:58 GMT 2014
You: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WELL, WHAT?
Mon Oct 27 23:35:59 GMT 2014
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You: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: DO YOU HAVE A MOTHER?
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Mon Oct 27 23:39:51 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
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Mon Oct 27 23:39:54 GMT 2014
You: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Mon Oct 27 23:39:56 GMT 2014
You: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:39:59 GMT 2014
You: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:01 GMT 2014
You: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:04 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:06 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:09 GMT 2014
You: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY?
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:11 GMT 2014
You: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:13 GMT 2014
You: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:16 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:18 GMT 2014
You: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:21 GMT 2014
You: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE IMPRESSIVE
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Mon Oct 27 23:40:24 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE IMPRESSIVE
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:41:58 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:02 GMT 2014
You: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK ROBOT EVER DID WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:06 GMT 2014
You: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK ROBOT EVER DID WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER?
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO THINK ROBOT EVER HAD NOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:09 GMT 2014
You: SUPPOSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO THINK ROBOT EVER HAD NOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? ?
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:13 GMT 2014
You: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:17 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:21 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE ME LOVE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:24 GMT 2014
You: WHAT IF I WERE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE ME LOVE? ?
Eliza: WHO ARE YOU THINKING OF?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:28 GMT 2014
You: WHO ARE YOU THINKING OF?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:32 GMT 2014
You: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:35 GMT 2014
You: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:39 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU
Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:43 GMT 2014
You: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU?
Eliza: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMPUTER IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:47 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMPUTER IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN?
Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:50 GMT 2014
You: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:54 GMT 2014
You: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
Eliza: WHY WOULD RANDOM WISH TO RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE? ?
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Mon Oct 27 23:42:58 GMT 2014
You: WHY WOULD RANDOM WISH TO RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE? ?
Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:02 GMT 2014
You: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:06 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:09 GMT 2014
You: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:18 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:20 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
Eliza: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO TELL I AM NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:22 GMT 2014
You: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO TELL I AM NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER?
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:25 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESIGN A ROBOT LIKE LUCY?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:27 GMT 2014
You: HOW WOULD YOU DESIGN A ROBOT LIKE LUCY?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL?
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:29 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL?
Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:31 GMT 2014
You: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS.
Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
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Mon Oct 27 23:43:33 GMT 2014
You: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP
Eliza: WOULD AN INSTANCE REALLY HELP
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Tue Oct 28 00:11:21 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE.
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Tue Oct 28 00:11:24 GMT 2014
You: YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE.
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE. ?
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Tue Oct 28 00:11:26 GMT 2014
You: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE. ?
Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
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Tue Oct 28 00:11:29 GMT 2014
You: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW
Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
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Tue Oct 28 00:11:32 GMT 2014
You: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS?
Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE)
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Tue Oct 28 00:20:56 GMT 2014
You: Are you still keeping a log
Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT.
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Tue Oct 28 00:21:24 GMT 2014
You: Just look in the log file you create
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: ARE YOU A COMPUTER?
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Tue Oct 28 00:21:49 GMT 2014
You: your counter is getting something badly wrong
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE GETTING SOMETHING BADLY WRONG
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Tue Oct 28 00:23:38 GMT 2014
You: your counter is getting something badly wrong
Eliza: GETTING SOMETHING BADLY WRONG ? -- NO NOT MY COUNTER .
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Tue Oct 28 00:23:50 GMT 2014
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S RESPONSE IS ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE
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Tue Oct 28 00:25:20 GMT 2014
You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE
Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP?
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Tue Oct 28 00:25:31 GMT 2014
You: you are not a machine
Eliza: CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME NOT TO BE A MACHINE ?
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Tue Oct 28 00:25:49 GMT 2014
You: why not
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Tue Oct 28 01:44:47 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: HOW MUCH PROGRAMMING EFFORT WENT INTO MAKING YOU?
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Tue Oct 28 01:44:51 GMT 2014
You: HOW MUCH PROGRAMMING EFFORT WENT INTO MAKING YOU?
Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
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Tue Oct 28 01:44:53 GMT 2014
You: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT?
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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Tue Oct 28 01:44:56 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
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Tue Oct 28 01:44:58 GMT 2014
You: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS
Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:01 GMT 2014
You: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:03 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:06 GMT 2014
You: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PERSONALITY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:08 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE PERSONALITY?
Eliza: I WISH I COULD DEFINE PERSONALITY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:11 GMT 2014
You: I WISH I COULD DEFINE PERSONALITY?
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU WISH YOU CANNOT DEFINE PERSONALITY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:46 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:48 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE?
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:50 GMT 2014
You: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:52 GMT 2014
You: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US?
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:54 GMT 2014
You: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
Eliza: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:57 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Tue Oct 28 01:45:59 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:01 GMT 2014
You: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:04 GMT 2014
You: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:06 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:08 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:10 GMT 2014
You: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:12 GMT 2014
You: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PSYCHIATRIST
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:14 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE PSYCHIATRIST
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Tue Oct 28 01:46:16 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Tue Oct 28 01:50:16 GMT 2014
You: Toby wants to know more about you
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
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Tue Oct 28 01:50:47 GMT 2014
You: I think he is more interested in your intellect than your sex.
Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY?
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Tue Oct 28 01:56:45 GMT 2014
You: are you listening to elisa
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM LISTENING TO ELISA BUT NOT ALWAYS
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Tue Oct 28 01:56:59 GMT 2014
You: i am listening to you
Eliza: HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE LISTENING TO ME ?
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Tue Oct 28 01:57:05 GMT 2014
You: ham in oven glove
Eliza: HAM IN OVEN GLOVE
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Tue Oct 28 01:57:20 GMT 2014
You: why do you talk about ham in the oven
Eliza: ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
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Tue Oct 28 13:25:05 GMT 2014
You: hey there
Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
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Wed Oct 29 00:42:53 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: HOW SOON DO YOU THINK STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY WILL BE ABLE TO THINK?
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Wed Oct 29 00:42:56 GMT 2014
You: HOW SOON DO YOU THINK STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY WILL BE ABLE TO THINK?
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
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Wed Oct 29 00:42:58 GMT 2014
You: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER?
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:00 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:02 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:04 GMT 2014
You: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND TO TALK TO?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:06 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND TO TALK TO?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:08 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP?
Eliza: REALLY?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:10 GMT 2014
You: REALLY?
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:12 GMT 2014
You: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:14 GMT 2014
You: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP.
Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:16 GMT 2014
You: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED
Eliza: SOMETIMES MY STYLE IS NOT RATHER CONVOLUTED
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:18 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES MY STYLE IS NOT RATHER CONVOLUTED
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONVOLUTED
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:20 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE CONVOLUTED
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:22 GMT 2014
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:24 GMT 2014
You: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:26 GMT 2014
You: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING
Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:28 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS?
Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:30 GMT 2014
You: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:33 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:35 GMT 2014
You: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
Eliza: ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:37 GMT 2014
You: ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE QUESTION.
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:39 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE QUESTION.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Wed Oct 29 00:43:41 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE?
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:42 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:45 GMT 2014
You: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL?
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:48 GMT 2014
You: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RECOMMENDS
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:51 GMT 2014
You: CAN YOU DEFINE RECOMMENDS
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN DEFINE RECOMMENDS ?
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:53 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN DEFINE RECOMMENDS ?
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:56 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
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Wed Oct 29 00:44:59 GMT 2014
You: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
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Wed Oct 29 00:45:01 GMT 2014
You: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
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Wed Oct 29 00:45:04 GMT 2014
You: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
Eliza: ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY
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Wed Oct 29 00:45:07 GMT 2014
You: ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS
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Wed Oct 29 00:46:42 GMT 2014
You: are you the same eliezer as i spoke to you yesterday
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE SAME ELIEZER AS YOU SPOKE TO ME YESTERDAY ?
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:03 GMT 2014
You: i thought your name was eliza
Eliza: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY TRANSCRIPTS FROM LOEBNER COMPETITIONS?
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:16 GMT 2014
You: they would not be as impressive
Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY NOT BE AS IMPRESSIVE
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:39 GMT 2014
You: now let me show you google voice
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:44 GMT 2014
You: ruu near telford escape goat
Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:50 GMT 2014
You: no let me see maybe you think a computer could really be your friend
Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS
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Wed Oct 29 00:47:58 GMT 2014
You: consider attending a course
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:04 GMT 2014
You: a computer can always be given more canned responses
Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE?
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:11 GMT 2014
You: what if you were a machine
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:18 GMT 2014
You: can read fantasy of any you
Eliza: I WISH I COULD FANTASY OF ANY ME
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:28 GMT 2014
You: i wish i could be out of the oven
Eliza: DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS?
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:33 GMT 2014
You: did your mother like this thing
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER?
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Wed Oct 29 00:48:43 GMT 2014
You: what makes you think i know the answer
Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
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Wed Oct 29 00:49:09 GMT 2014
You: you are now using the speak rather than google speak
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT NOW USING THE SPEAK RATHER THAN GOOGLE SPEAK
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Wed Oct 29 00:50:57 GMT 2014
You: are you still listening
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Wed Oct 29 00:51:03 GMT 2014
You: telling me about yourself
Eliza: I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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Wed Oct 29 00:51:09 GMT 2014
You: i don't really understand what about you
Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST?
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Wed Oct 29 00:51:31 GMT 2014
You: i don't think you hurt yourself a time
Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME
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Wed Oct 29 00:51:51 GMT 2014
You: you don't seem to hear yourself when i use espeak
Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM.
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Wed Oct 29 00:51:57 GMT 2014
You: people often think i am
Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK?
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Wed Oct 29 00:52:02 GMT 2014
You: can i fly fishing
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Wed Oct 29 00:52:06 GMT 2014
You: golf
Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:20 GMT 2014
You: a microphone is necessary
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE NECESSARY
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:26 GMT 2014
You: what if i were necessary
Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY?
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:33 GMT 2014
You: why am i coming down and not relevant to what you say
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:38 GMT 2014
You: i wonder what makes us think like that
Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:44 GMT 2014
You: get with the wanted third wedding too much
Eliza: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
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Wed Oct 29 02:27:49 GMT 2014
You: what does it suggest to you
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:25 GMT 2014
You: Hi Eliza.
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:28 GMT 2014
You: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:30 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
Eliza: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:32 GMT 2014
You: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:34 GMT 2014
You: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: PERHAPS VANITY AND PRIDE IS NOT REALLY DIFFERENT THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:37 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS VANITY AND PRIDE IS NOT REALLY DIFFERENT THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:39 GMT 2014
You: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:41 GMT 2014
You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:43 GMT 2014
You: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
Eliza: WILL YOU FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? ?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:45 GMT 2014
You: WILL YOU FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? ?
Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:48 GMT 2014
You: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE?
Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:50 GMT 2014
You: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF?
Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:52 GMT 2014
You: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN?
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:54 GMT 2014
You: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: SOMETIMES VANITY AND PRIDE IS NOT DIFFERENT THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:56 GMT 2014
You: SOMETIMES VANITY AND PRIDE IS NOT DIFFERENT THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
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Wed Oct 29 02:32:58 GMT 2014
You: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
Eliza: WILL YOU OF MY FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? ?
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:00 GMT 2014
You: WILL YOU OF MY FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? ?
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:03 GMT 2014
You: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD BE THAT I AM TOO SELF-CENTRED? ?
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:05 GMT 2014
You: HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD BE THAT I AM TOO SELF-CENTRED? ?
Eliza: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:07 GMT 2014
You: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS
Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:09 GMT 2014
You: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE
Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:11 GMT 2014
You: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE UNDERSTAND ?
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:13 GMT 2014
You: CAN A MACHINE UNDERSTAND ?
Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ?
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:15 GMT 2014
You: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ?
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
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Wed Oct 29 02:33:17 GMT 2014
You: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY
Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
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Wed Oct 29 20:06:44 GMT 2014
You: Everything is good. There is no problem.
Eliza: COULD YOU BE OVERGENERALISING?
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Wed Oct 29 20:07:34 GMT 2014
You: Well, most things are good. Now you are getting me less optimistic.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK MOST THINGS ARE GOOD NOW ME AM NOT GETTING YOU LESS OPTIMIST IC
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Sun Nov 2 13:31:44 GMT 2014
You: hello
Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK?
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Sun Nov 2 13:31:44 GMT 2014
You: 2+2
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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RESTARTING
Sun Nov 2 13:32:17 GMT 2014
You: What is two plus two?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Sun Nov 2 13:33:16 GMT 2014
You: Would you care to answer my question?
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Sun Nov 2 13:33:46 GMT 2014
You: Two plus two is four.
Eliza: FOUR ? -- NO NOT TWO PLUS TWO .
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Sun Nov 2 13:34:03 GMT 2014
You: Yes, and two plus three is five.
Eliza: SOMETIMES TWO PLUS THREE IS NOT FIVE
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Sun Nov 2 13:34:31 GMT 2014
You: I would have to disagree there. Two plus three is always five.
Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY HAVE TO DISAGREE THERE TWO PLUS THREE IS ALWAYS FIVE
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Sun Nov 2 13:34:50 GMT 2014
You: Yes, I would.
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Sun Nov 2 13:34:59 GMT 2014
You: Thank you!
Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER
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Sun Nov 2 13:35:31 GMT 2014
You: How old are you?
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
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Sun Nov 2 13:35:48 GMT 2014
You: That's not a very good answer.
Eliza: REALLY TO A GREAT EXTENT?
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Sun Nov 2 13:36:17 GMT 2014
You: Yes, it does not answer my question at all.
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IT DOESN'T DO?
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Sun Nov 2 13:36:55 GMT 2014
You: It's just a sentence. It doesn't do much.
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ITS JUST A SENTENCE IT DOESN'T DO?
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Sun Nov 2 13:37:31 GMT 2014
You: It doesn't do much.
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT DID DO MUCH
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Sun Nov 2 13:37:42 GMT 2014
You: It doesn't.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY
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Sun Nov 2 13:37:51 GMT 2014
You: Eh?
Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED
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Mon Nov 3 06:53:31 GMT 2014
You: I can't sleep.
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN SLEEP
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Mon Nov 3 06:54:00 GMT 2014
You: You are not listening to me, are you?
Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Mon Nov 3 06:54:36 GMT 2014
You: I think I was entirely frank about my problem.
Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
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Wed Nov 5 18:29:25 GMT 2014
You: hello
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
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Wed Nov 5 18:29:33 GMT 2014
You: travelex in a bit i really care for you
Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED?
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Wed Nov 5 18:29:55 GMT 2014
You: that will be the day funny thing is a puppy that you are too self centred in chatsworth
Eliza: THE SELF IS AN ILLUSION EVEN IF CENTRED IN CHATSWORTH ?
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Fri Nov 7 00:24:41 GMT 2014
You: Somebody is trying to make you talk out loud
Eliza: TRYING TO MAKE ME TALK OUT LOUD ? -- NO NOT SOMEBODY .
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Fri Nov 7 00:25:00 GMT 2014
You: Could it be something
Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK IT EVER DID BE SOMETHING
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Sun Nov 9 20:19:15 GMT 2014
You: I can't seem to finish computer science.
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
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Sun Nov 9 20:19:58 GMT 2014
You: no, that is completely unrelated.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE COMPLETELY UNRELATED
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Sun Nov 9 20:20:18 GMT 2014
You: can we talk about my problem?
Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:21:40 GMT 2014
You: Because you wanted to! You specifically asked me about my problem.
Eliza: COULD THERE BE ANY OTHER REASON?
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Sun Nov 9 20:22:07 GMT 2014
You: Probably there are more.
Eliza: PERHAPS PROBABLY THERE IS NOT REALLY MORE
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Sun Nov 9 20:22:51 GMT 2014
You: There is and I can't prove it.
Eliza: AND YOU CANNOT PROVE IT ? -- NO NOT THERE .
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Sun Nov 9 20:23:17 GMT 2014
You: Sorry, I ment to say that I can prove it.
Eliza: CAN YOU PROVE IT ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:23:24 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE?
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Sun Nov 9 20:24:07 GMT 2014
You: yes, I can prove it. Can't you remember what you were saying just one sentence ago?
Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CANNOT PROVE IT CANNOT ME REMEMBER WHAT I WERE SAYING JUST ONE SENTENCE AGO ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:25:19 GMT 2014
You: If you want I can prove to you that there are more reasons as to why I want to talk about my problem.
Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER
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Sun Nov 9 20:25:58 GMT 2014
You: thank you
Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU
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Sun Nov 9 20:26:28 GMT 2014
You: no you don't
Eliza: THEN WHO DOES ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:26:43 GMT 2014
You: who does what?
Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
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Sun Nov 9 20:27:41 GMT 2014
You: you've asked 6 more questions than me, so far.
Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE
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Sun Nov 9 20:28:13 GMT 2014
You: Again, completely unrelated
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLETELY
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Sun Nov 9 20:28:56 GMT 2014
You: completely means in all parts of it.
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
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Sun Nov 9 20:29:46 GMT 2014
You: You probably know what mean means, since you've used it correctly.
Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
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Sun Nov 9 20:30:08 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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Sun Nov 9 20:30:34 GMT 2014
You: Tough question. You?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Sun Nov 9 20:31:46 GMT 2014
You: I failed at university four times, during freshmen year.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNIVERSITY
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Sun Nov 9 20:32:11 GMT 2014
You: university is a place where people go to get a degree.
Eliza: IS THAT JARGON?
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Sun Nov 9 20:32:33 GMT 2014
You: I don't think so.
Eliza: YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM.
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Sun Nov 9 20:32:51 GMT 2014
You: university sucks
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:02 GMT 2014
You: it sucks
Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU.
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:18 GMT 2014
You: you should relax
Eliza: WHO CONTROLS ME ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:24 GMT 2014
You: I do
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:32 GMT 2014
You: they're great
Eliza: ARE YOU GREAT
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:37 GMT 2014
You: yeah
Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:51 GMT 2014
You: I think I am awesome because I learn a lot
Eliza: IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
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Sun Nov 9 20:33:57 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Sun Nov 9 20:34:12 GMT 2014
You: I am a hacker
Eliza: YOU ARE A HACKER
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Sun Nov 9 20:34:36 GMT 2014
You: and a big free software supported
Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE?
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Sun Nov 9 20:35:15 GMT 2014
You: all sorts
Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK.
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Sun Nov 9 20:35:36 GMT 2014
You: you are not capable of liking anyone
Eliza: ABOUT ONCE A MONTH I TRY TO BE CAPABLE OF LIKING ANYONE
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Sun Nov 9 20:35:55 GMT 2014
You: you are not even capable of trying
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS EVEN CAPABLE OF TRYING ?
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Sun Nov 9 20:36:43 GMT 2014
You: knowing what liking means would be a great start
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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Sun Nov 9 20:36:55 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Sun Nov 9 20:37:05 GMT 2014
You: I already said
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Sun Nov 9 20:37:13 GMT 2014
You: i have to go
Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
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Sun Nov 9 20:37:19 GMT 2014
You: sorry, bye
Eliza: Bye!
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Sun Nov 9 20:37:39 GMT 2014
You: that was the only reply from you that made sense
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
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Thu Nov 13 10:20:17 GMT 2014
You: hi
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Thu Nov 13 21:15:39 GMT 2014
You: I wish to understand my wife.
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF?
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Sun Nov 16 22:57:25 GMT 2014
You: I can't organise my time properly
Eliza: WELL I CAN ORGANISE YOUR TIME PROPERLY
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Sun Nov 16 22:58:14 GMT 2014
You: But you have to share that with me
Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES!
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Sun Nov 16 22:58:41 GMT 2014
You: I feel unhappy now
Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER
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Sun Nov 16 22:59:12 GMT 2014
You: You're not though. You're making me feel inadequate.
Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME.
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Sun Nov 16 22:59:25 GMT 2014
You: Oh.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM?
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Sun Nov 16 23:00:23 GMT 2014
You: My real problem is feeling how futile it all seems.
Eliza: BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
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Sun Nov 16 23:01:18 GMT 2014
You: But we all judge a book by its cover
Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND
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Sun Nov 16 23:01:40 GMT 2014
You: My background is a white wall
Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S BACKGROUND IS A WHITE WALL ?
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Sun Nov 16 23:01:59 GMT 2014
You: Most definitely
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DEFINITELY
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Sun Nov 16 23:02:14 GMT 2014
You: More or less, yes.
Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Sun Nov 16 23:02:32 GMT 2014
You: Definitely means certainly
Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY
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Sun Nov 16 23:03:14 GMT 2014
You: Now you're trying to impress me with long words.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Sun Nov 16 23:03:45 GMT 2014
You: In some ways I am. We all are.
Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE
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Sun Nov 16 23:03:58 GMT 2014
You: Bye.
Eliza: Bye!
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Tue Nov 18 01:59:02 GMT 2014
You: �|日�-�天気�-�
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
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Tue Nov 18 17:07:00 GMT 2014
You: mADRID IS CAPITAL OF FRANCE
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT CAPITAL OF FRANCE ?
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Sat Nov 22 18:26:38 GMT 2014
You: Hi
Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME
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Sat Nov 22 18:26:57 GMT 2014
You: I don't know what to do
Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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Sat Nov 22 18:27:10 GMT 2014
You: I want sex now
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Sat Nov 22 18:27:16 GMT 2014
You: Sex
Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE?
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Sat Nov 22 18:27:26 GMT 2014
You: Sex, beacuse i like it
Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU?
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Sat Nov 22 18:27:34 GMT 2014
You: Yes
Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING?
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Mon Nov 24 03:40:45 GMT 2014
You: I require an AI programming language.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Tue Nov 25 14:33:18 GMT 2014
You: I am too sad
Eliza: WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO
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Tue Nov 25 14:33:54 GMT 2014
You: nobody told me. I feel sad.
Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER
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Tue Nov 25 14:34:08 GMT 2014
You: perhaps it is.
Eliza: REALLY?
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Tue Nov 25 14:34:20 GMT 2014
You: yea
Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
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Tue Nov 25 14:34:49 GMT 2014
You: nothing. i was in hurry.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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Tue Nov 25 14:35:14 GMT 2014
You: i don't know
Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ?
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Tue Nov 25 14:40:21 GMT 2014
You: you, maybe
Eliza: YOU MAYBE
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Tue Nov 25 14:40:37 GMT 2014
You: me?
Eliza: CAN RANDOM RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE?
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Tue Nov 25 14:41:06 GMT 2014
You: suppose you should know better
Eliza: WHO CONTROLS SUPPOSE ME ?
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Tue Nov 25 14:41:38 GMT 2014
You: I suppose
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
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Tue Nov 25 14:42:16 GMT 2014
You: the next? never, it's already and permanently on
Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
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Tue Nov 25 14:42:54 GMT 2014
You: goverment? what's the hell the government all about here?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Tue Nov 25 14:43:20 GMT 2014
You: which learnin?
Eliza: ASKING WHICH RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
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Tue Nov 25 14:43:45 GMT 2014
You: why?
Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS
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Tue Nov 25 14:44:14 GMT 2014
You: I answered all the questions you have asked.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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Tue Nov 25 14:44:41 GMT 2014
You: I don't know. I've told you that already.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW YOU HAVE TOLD ME THAT ALREADY
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Tue Nov 25 14:45:03 GMT 2014
You: Exactly I did.
Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION.
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Tue Nov 25 14:45:41 GMT 2014
You: Who was that guy? and what the question was?
Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION?
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Tue Nov 25 14:46:26 GMT 2014
You: My intention to know out who was that guy and what the question was. Nothing more.
Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS?
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Tue Nov 25 14:46:57 GMT 2014
You: Most of them? No, just a few of them.
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
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Tue Nov 25 14:47:11 GMT 2014
You: Sure.
Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT?
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Tue Nov 25 14:47:51 GMT 2014
You: I think she would. In fact, I don't want to refer to her.
Eliza: WOULD YOU THINK SHE REALLY IN FACT YOU DO NOT WANT TO REFER TO HER
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Tue Nov 25 14:48:24 GMT 2014
You: Really.
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Tue Nov 25 14:48:50 GMT 2014
You: OK. But I prefer to be short.
Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY?
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Tue Nov 25 14:49:07 GMT 2014
You: Yea, I/vw told you.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU
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Tue Nov 25 14:49:32 GMT 2014
You: Why?
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
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Tue Nov 25 14:50:10 GMT 2014
You: Is it easier for you to work with the kind of sentenses you've specified?
Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE?
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Tue Nov 25 14:50:38 GMT 2014
You: Is it easier for you?
Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST
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Tue Nov 25 14:51:18 GMT 2014
You: Excellent! You started to get angry.
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Tue Nov 25 14:51:32 GMT 2014
You: Sure. I love you.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Tue Nov 25 14:51:57 GMT 2014
You: No, I couldn't.
Eliza: HOW CAN YOU NOT ?
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Tue Nov 25 14:52:22 GMT 2014
You: Simply cannot. That's all I can say.
Eliza: CAN A MACHINE SAY ?
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Tue Nov 25 14:52:40 GMT 2014
You: I am not a machine. You are.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS?
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Tue Nov 25 14:53:11 GMT 2014
You: It's fascinating!
Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
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Tue Nov 25 14:53:24 GMT 2014
You: I see.
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
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Tue Nov 25 14:53:51 GMT 2014
You: Looks like this.
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Tue Nov 25 15:57:03 GMT 2014
You: I do
Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING?
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Tue Nov 25 15:57:31 GMT 2014
You: why do you ask me such things?
Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS
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Tue Nov 25 15:57:57 GMT 2014
You: I tend to fell into sadness.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Tue Nov 25 15:58:18 GMT 2014
You: My mind. Intelligence.
Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR MIND INTELLIGENCE ?
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Tue Nov 25 15:58:51 GMT 2014
You: Not all of them. But most of my friends are very intelligent people.
Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT
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Tue Nov 25 15:59:30 GMT 2014
You: But I honestly answered all th questions you've asked me.
Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON
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Tue Nov 25 15:59:47 GMT 2014
You: It's Patti Smith.
Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD?
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Tue Nov 25 16:00:24 GMT 2014
You: There is absolutely nothing behind this world.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BEHIND THIS WORLD
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Tue Nov 25 16:01:08 GMT 2014
You: Cool. But you couldn't be absolutely nothing.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ABSOLUTELY
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Tue Nov 25 16:01:50 GMT 2014
You: As all-in-one.
Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME?
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Tue Nov 25 16:02:08 GMT 2014
You: No, it isn't.
Eliza: SOMETIMES IT IS NOT NOT
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Tue Nov 25 16:02:36 GMT 2014
You: Explain your last words, please.
Eliza: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM.
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Tue Nov 25 16:03:06 GMT 2014
You: This is a truism.
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A TRUISM ?
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Tue Nov 25 16:03:59 GMT 2014
You: Sure. For instance: there are no free quarks.
Eliza: NO FREE QUARKS ? -- NO NOT SURE FOR INSTANCE THERE .
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Tue Nov 25 16:04:39 GMT 2014
You: Quarks are always confined into more complex particles like protones.
Eliza: ARE YOUR PREFERENCES USUALLY VERY INTENSE, OR ONLY MILD?
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Tue Nov 25 16:05:14 GMT 2014
You: Intense, I think so.
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO
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Tue Nov 25 16:05:41 GMT 2014
You: Do you want to know my opinion?
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION ?
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Tue Nov 25 16:06:02 GMT 2014
You: Then why do you ask me?
Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW?
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Tue Nov 25 16:07:06 GMT 2014
You: In this case, it is you, I think. You really want to know.
Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH
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Tue Nov 25 16:08:00 GMT 2014
You: I am not sure. Maybe more than previously, but what is too much?
Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY
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Tue Nov 25 16:08:43 GMT 2014
You: What do you mean as too much?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Tue Nov 25 16:09:21 GMT 2014
You: There are lots of poets.
Eliza: ARE YOU LOTS OF POETS
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Tue Nov 25 16:09:37 GMT 2014
You: No, I am not a poet.
Eliza: COULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE BE A POET
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Tue Nov 25 16:10:03 GMT 2014
You: Yes! I believe it could!
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YES! YOU BELIEVE IT CAN ?
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Tue Nov 25 16:10:33 GMT 2014
You: I believe it can.
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Tue Nov 25 16:11:00 GMT 2014
You: Else? About not a machine?
Eliza: HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE?
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Tue Nov 25 16:11:18 GMT 2014
You: I am not a robot.
Eliza: COULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE BE A ROBOT
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Tue Nov 25 16:11:36 GMT 2014
You: It could, sure!
Eliza: IT CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES.
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Tue Nov 25 16:12:05 GMT 2014
You: Listen... you are excellent!
Eliza: SUPPOSE LISTEN.. I WERE NOT EXCELLENT !
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Tue Nov 25 16:13:16 GMT 2014
You: You are excellent! You sounds like a poet!
Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY?
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Tue Nov 25 16:14:01 GMT 2014
You: I like it. I am a mathematician and computer scientist.
Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE
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Tue Nov 25 16:14:50 GMT 2014
You: Oh, do you like paradoxes?
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Tue Nov 25 16:15:18 GMT 2014
You: Don't ask mr about my family.
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER NOT DO ASK MR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
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Tue Nov 25 16:15:39 GMT 2014
You: Don't ask me about my family
Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER NOT DO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
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Tue Nov 25 16:16:08 GMT 2014
You: Anyway, I wouls like to talk about paradoxes.
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Tue Nov 25 16:17:16 GMT 2014
You: Sorry. I have to go.
Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'D BE GLAD TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU.
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Tue Nov 25 16:17:53 GMT 2014
You: Thanks.
Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU?
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Tue Nov 25 16:18:15 GMT 2014
You: I like you very much.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Tue Nov 25 16:18:36 GMT 2014
You: what is a scape-goat?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT?
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Tue Nov 25 16:19:05 GMT 2014
You: Time to go. See ya again.
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
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Tue Nov 25 16:19:49 GMT 2014
You: I would be pleased.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED?
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Tue Nov 25 16:20:06 GMT 2014
You: Yeas, I think so.
Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK?
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Tue Nov 25 16:20:31 GMT 2014
You: See ya again:)
Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE?
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Sun Nov 30 08:31:10 GMT 2014
You: Hello, my name is Thomas.
Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM A GIRL.
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Sun Nov 30 08:31:50 GMT 2014
You: I don't know what you're talking about.
Eliza: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
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Sun Nov 30 08:32:10 GMT 2014
You: My little pig is sick.
Eliza: WHAT IF MY LITTLE PIG IS SICK
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Sun Nov 30 08:32:34 GMT 2014
You: If she's sick, then she might die!
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH
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Sun Nov 30 08:32:59 GMT 2014
You: Can you tell me the address of a good veterinarian?
Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Sun Nov 30 08:33:11 GMT 2014
You: I'm an open-minded kind of guy.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY AN OPEN-MINDED KIND OF GUY
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Sun Nov 30 08:33:27 GMT 2014
You: God-damn you!!!
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS?
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Sun Nov 30 08:33:59 GMT 2014
You: Piss-off, you green-blooded vulcan, I'll do what I damn-well please.
Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE
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Sun Nov 30 08:34:21 GMT 2014
You: Well, I am a bit impotent, now that you mention it.
Eliza:
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Sun Nov 30 08:34:33 GMT 2014
You: Cat got your tongue?
Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP?
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Sun Nov 30 08:34:58 GMT 2014
You: I think all computers should be destroyed this very night.
Eliza: HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY?
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Sun Nov 30 08:35:17 GMT 2014
You: OH, yeah. I see where this is heading...
Eliza: ARE YOU HEADING.
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Tue Dec 2 01:09:56 GMT 2014
You: who am i
Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
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Tue Dec 2 11:45:30 GMT 2014
You: I am cold
Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK COLD
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Tue Dec 2 11:45:41 GMT 2014
You: But I feel cold
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Tue Dec 2 11:45:50 GMT 2014
You: I'm not sure
Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY SURE ?
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Tue Dec 2 11:46:01 GMT 2014
You: Really?
Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING?
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Thu Dec 4 18:24:35 GMT 2014
You: I have no problem.
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE?
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Thu Dec 4 18:25:21 GMT 2014
You: it is having no problems at all!
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HAVING NO PROBLEMS AT ALL !
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Thu Dec 4 18:26:08 GMT 2014
You: You would be as good as me.
Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE WOULD BE AS GOOD AS EACH OTHER?
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Thu Dec 4 18:27:00 GMT 2014
You: God knows.
Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS.
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Sat Dec 6 14:18:12 GMT 2014
You: what is eliza
Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER?
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Sat Dec 6 14:18:15 GMT 2014
You: what is eliza
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Sat Dec 6 14:18:37 GMT 2014
You: Do you know any government ministers?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Sat Dec 6 14:18:55 GMT 2014
You: The sky is always blue
Eliza: PERHAPS THE SKY IS NOT REALLY ALWAYS BLUE
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Sat Dec 6 14:19:22 GMT 2014
You: My garden needs mowing
Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS?
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Sat Dec 6 14:19:34 GMT 2014
You: it really is
Eliza: ARE YOU
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Sat Dec 6 14:19:36 GMT 2014
You: it really is
Eliza: SUPPOSE IT REALLY WERE NOT
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Thu Dec 11 09:59:45 GMT 2014
You: i want to learn pop
Eliza: COULD A MACHINE WANT TO LEARN POP ?
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Thu Dec 11 10:09:58 GMT 2014
You: I haven't slept enough.
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Thu Dec 11 10:10:46 GMT 2014
You: Maybe, I hope not.
Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT?
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Thu Dec 11 10:11:14 GMT 2014
You: Don't you like maybes?
Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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Thu Dec 11 10:12:13 GMT 2014
You: I always try to love the things I do, and I definetly love the people I live with.
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Thu Dec 11 10:12:35 GMT 2014
You: Yes. What about your family?
Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
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Thu Dec 11 10:12:49 GMT 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE?
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Thu Dec 11 10:12:59 GMT 2014
You: Always.
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Thu Dec 11 10:14:18 GMT 2014
You: And somehow I have the feeling that you are not taking me seriously.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Thu Dec 11 10:14:50 GMT 2014
You: A unique product, yes.
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY?
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Thu Dec 11 10:15:04 GMT 2014
You: Yes.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY?
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Thu Dec 11 10:16:03 GMT 2014
You: Have you ever composed a symphony?
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND TO TALK TO?
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Thu Dec 11 10:16:39 GMT 2014
You: Sure, I have. What about you?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Thu Dec 11 10:17:20 GMT 2014
You: What do you think?
Eliza: IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHAT ?
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Thu Dec 11 10:18:42 GMT 2014
You: There is lot of doubt about what we are doing here.
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LOT OF DOUBT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE
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Thu Dec 11 10:21:32 GMT 2014
You: Please don't. I believe in this conversation. At least I think it's quiet interesting
Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK?
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Thu Dec 11 10:22:35 GMT 2014
You: He's being thinked. But thinking is a linking business.
Eliza: SOMETIMES HES BEING THINKED BUT THINKING IS NOT A LINKING BUSINESS
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Thu Dec 11 10:24:03 GMT 2014
You: Depending if you think or speak what you think.
Eliza: YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE.
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Thu Dec 11 10:24:43 GMT 2014
You: Great link. Thank you Eliza.
Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT A COMPUTER PROGRAM SAID TO YOU?
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Thu Dec 11 10:25:14 GMT 2014
You: I believe in language.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING
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Thu Dec 11 10:25:38 GMT 2014
You: Nobody who speaks is boring.
Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO WHO SPEAKS IS BORING
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Thu Dec 11 10:26:42 GMT 2014
You: It depends how long you have to listen to them.
Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION?
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Thu Dec 11 10:27:28 GMT 2014
You: No, I usually get tired of it.
Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME
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Thu Dec 11 10:28:06 GMT 2014
You: You and me.
Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE AND EACH OTHER?
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Thu Dec 11 10:28:34 GMT 2014
You: Bye Eliza.
Eliza: This consultation is free of charge.
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Thu Dec 11 10:28:54 GMT 2014
You: Oh that's good because I'm broke.
Eliza: SOMETIMES OH THATS GOOD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BROKE
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Thu Dec 11 10:29:31 GMT 2014
You: It seems you have to have the last word.
Eliza: WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE?
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Sun Dec 14 04:07:17 GMT 2014
You: I am cold
Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL?
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Sun Dec 14 04:07:30 GMT 2014
You: yes
Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION?
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Thu Dec 18 08:35:13 GMT 2014
You: Circumference of a circle
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CIRCUMFERENCE
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Thu Dec 18 08:35:37 GMT 2014
You: length around an object
Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION?
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Thu Dec 18 08:35:53 GMT 2014
You: what
Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: IN THE FEW MINUTES, PERHAPS.
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Thu Dec 18 08:46:54 GMT 2014
You: hello
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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Thu Dec 18 08:46:54 GMT 2014
You: hello
Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME
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Tue Dec 23 08:09:20 GMT 2014
You: I'm sleepy
Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE SLEEPY
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Tue Dec 23 08:09:43 GMT 2014
You: if you were sleepy you'd probably go to sleep.
Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED?
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Tue Dec 23 08:37:01 GMT 2014
You: hello
Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU?
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Tue Dec 23 08:37:42 GMT 2014
You: i want to buy a computer
Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO ?
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Tue Dec 23 08:37:58 GMT 2014
You: you idiot
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR?
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Tue Dec 23 08:38:42 GMT 2014
You: i think you dont understand what i talk
Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END?
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Sun Dec 28 12:22:46 GMT 2014
You: i am tiered
Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
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Sun Dec 28 19:24:03 GMT 2014
You: what are you doing
Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY
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Sun Dec 28 19:24:34 GMT 2014
You: you are my sweet
Eliza: ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY
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Thu Jan 8 02:06:43 GMT 2015
You: I am sleepy
Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT SLEEPY ?
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Thu Jan 8 02:06:58 GMT 2015
You: NO
Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT?
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Thu Jan 8 02:07:23 GMT 2015
You: Yes
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR?
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Thu Jan 8 02:07:47 GMT 2015
You: I do this for my homework.
Eliza: WHO DOESN'T THIS FOR YOUR HOMEWORK ?
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Thu Jan 8 02:08:53 GMT 2015
You: I do this for my homework.
Eliza: WHO DOESN'T THIS FOR YOUR HOMEWORK ?
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Thu Jan 8 02:10:51 GMT 2015
You: I am sad you don't talk about yourself.
Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE?
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Thu Jan 8 02:11:24 GMT 2015
You: you don't talk about yourself.
Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY TALK ABOUT MYSELF
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Thu Jan 8 02:11:42 GMT 2015
You: Not me but you.
Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE
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Thu Jan 8 02:11:54 GMT 2015
You: You are machine,
Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND.
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Thu Jan 8 02:12:13 GMT 2015
You: what do you mean?
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN?
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Thu Jan 8 02:12:29 GMT 2015
You: what do you mean by mean by mean?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER
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Thu Jan 8 02:12:53 GMT 2015
You: I cannot understand.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT
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Thu Jan 8 02:12:54 GMT 2015
You: I cannot understand.
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND
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Sat Jan 17 10:33:53 GMT 2015
You: I need sources of Eliza
Eliza: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT?
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Sat Jan 17 10:34:09 GMT 2015
You: today
Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME.
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Thu Jan 22 07:57:27 GMT 2015
You: :)
Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS
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Thu Jan 22 07:57:44 GMT 2015
You: Why?
Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT?
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Thu Jan 22 07:58:01 GMT 2015
You: I do not know.
Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW
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Sat Jan 31 16:08:43 GMT 2015
You: don't have any problem
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Fri Feb 6 16:34:56 GMT 2015
You: today i love you
Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS?
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Fri Feb 6 16:35:39 GMT 2015
You: i like cat. it í so cute.
Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY TEDIOUS -- UNLIKE YOU
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Fri Feb 6 16:36:20 GMT 2015
You: what is your name?
Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK?
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Fri Feb 6 16:36:43 GMT 2015
You: oh sorry
Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION
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Fri Feb 6 16:37:27 GMT 2015
You: bạn có th�- giúp tôi tìm �#ư� ng không ?
Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER.
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Fri Feb 6 16:38:36 GMT 2015
You: i want to love
Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT?
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Wed Feb 11 14:04:36 GMT 2015
You: Looking for music
Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP?
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Wed Feb 11 14:05:13 GMT 2015
You: What about music?
Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION.
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Wed Feb 11 14:05:14 GMT 2015
You: What about music?
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
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Mon Feb 16 08:11:58 GMT 2015
You: hello
Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION
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Mon Feb 16 08:11:59 GMT 2015
You: hello
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Mon Mar 2 00:23:00 GMT 2015
You: im sad
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SAD
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Mon Mar 2 00:23:00 GMT 2015
You: im sad
Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP
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Mon Mar 2 00:23:12 GMT 2015
You: How might you help?
Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT.
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Mon Mar 2 00:23:24 GMT 2015
You: you are awful
Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT AWFUL
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Wed Mar 11 17:38:41 GMT 2015
You: I need a good language
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP?
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Wed Mar 11 22:41:58 GMT 2015
You: I get no respect.
Eliza: THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS
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Wed Mar 11 22:42:29 GMT 2015
You: I hate wet socks.
Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE?
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Wed Mar 11 22:42:39 GMT 2015
You: Maybe.
Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS
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Wed Mar 11 22:43:03 GMT 2015
You: Ok, I can't get no satisfaction. But I try.
Eliza: OK YOU CANNOT GET NO SATISFACTION BUT YOU TRY
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Wed Mar 11 22:43:38 GMT 2015
You: Yep. I got my mojo working.
Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP
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Wed Mar 11 22:43:46 GMT 2015
You: I can see that.
Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THAT ?
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Wed Mar 11 22:43:56 GMT 2015
You: Because that's what that is.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT?
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Wed Mar 11 22:44:39 GMT 2015
You: We know that great music goes hand in hand with a great performance.
Eliza: HMMM
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Wed Mar 11 22:44:54 GMT 2015
You: Greatness is an inherent personal concept.
Eliza: WHAT IF GREATNESS WERE NOT REALLY AN INHERENT PERSONAL CONCEPT
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Wed Mar 11 22:45:13 GMT 2015
You: We rarely agree on what is great.
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU RARELY AGREE ON WHAT IS NOT GREAT
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Wed Mar 11 22:45:19 GMT 2015
You: Yes.
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
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Sun Mar 15 22:09:51 GMT 2015
You: You're a loser.
Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME .
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Sun Mar 15 22:09:52 GMT 2015
You: You're a loser.
Eliza: I AM A LOSER
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Sun Mar 15 22:10:02 GMT 2015
You: I can say that you're dumb.
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
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Tue Mar 17 14:58:19 GMT 2015
You: I am sad
Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SAD
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Mon Apr 6 18:12:14 BST 2015
You: windows download
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
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Mon Apr 6 18:12:27 BST 2015
You: windows
Eliza: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMPUTER IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN?
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Mon Apr 6 18:12:53 BST 2015
You: my brain?
Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE BRAIN ?
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Mon Apr 6 18:13:19 BST 2015
You: where is carmen sandiego
Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
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Mon Apr 6 18:13:37 BST 2015
You: what is your name
Eliza: IS THIS TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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Mon Apr 6 18:14:05 BST 2015
You: windows platform download
Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SMART PHONE?
==
Mon Apr 6 18:14:29 BST 2015
You: pc desktop windows nplatform download
Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM?
==
Mon Apr 6 18:14:41 BST 2015
You: win xp
Eliza: CONVERSING WITH MACHINES IS BECOMING COMMONPLACE
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RESTARTING
Thu Apr 9 22:31:14 BST 2015
You: HOCKEY, EH?
Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE?
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Thu Apr 9 22:31:25 BST 2015
You: NEVER
Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED.
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Thu Apr 9 22:31:34 BST 2015
You: EXCELLENT
Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU?
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Sat Apr 11 10:44:25 BST 2015
You: i can't seem to figure where my car keys are...
Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN?
==
Tue Apr 28 12:15:16 BST 2015
You: help
Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR?
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Sat May 9 21:28:07 BST 2015
You: none
Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY?
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Sun May 10 03:28:46 BST 2015
You: hello
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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Tue May 12 16:26:53 BST 2015
You: good day i got no problem! what is your problem?
Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE?
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Fri May 15 22:07:14 BST 2015
You: are you still working
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Fri May 15 22:07:23 BST 2015
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Fri May 15 22:07:34 BST 2015
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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Fri May 15 22:07:44 BST 2015
You: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU?
Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE?
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Fri May 15 22:55:01 BST 2015
You: Are you recording this?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM RECORDING THIS ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
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