This record of interactions has been edited to remove items that might be unsuitable for some of the younger people who try out Eliza. Sat Dec 7 16:04:36 GMT 2013 You: i have depression Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE == Sat Dec 7 16:05:05 GMT 2013 You: i don't know Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Wed Dec 11 13:38:33 GMT 2013 You: tired Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Wed Dec 11 13:38:47 GMT 2013 You: I have to work a lot. Eliza: YOU HAVE TO WORK A LOT == Wed Dec 11 13:39:25 GMT 2013 You: But I want to work less and to have more time. Eliza: COULD A MACHINE WANT TO WORK LESS AND TO HAVE MORE TIME ? == Wed Dec 11 13:40:41 GMT 2013 You: The paradox is that I'm working all day but I have no job. Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Wed Dec 11 13:41:19 GMT 2013 You: As jobless I work too much. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Wed Dec 11 13:41:31 GMT 2013 You: Not at all. Eliza: WHY NOT AT ALL == Wed Dec 11 13:42:08 GMT 2013 You: Eliza. You are so beatuful. Eliza: COME ON, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU == Wed Dec 11 13:43:15 GMT 2013 You: It's nice that you are listening more than you are talking. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS NICE THAT ME AM NOT LISTENING MORE THAN I AM TALKING == Wed Dec 11 13:44:47 GMT 2013 You: Goodbye, Eliza. Your are a piece of good software ;-) Eliza: IS THIS CONVERSATION GETTING TOO PERSONAL? == Sun Dec 15 11:34:02 GMT 2013 You: I have a severe headache. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Sun Dec 15 11:34:28 GMT 2013 You: Everyone. Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW == Sun Dec 15 11:35:08 GMT 2013 You: Yes. Everyone has got a headache Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GOT A HEADACHE ? == Sun Dec 15 11:35:28 GMT 2013 You: It is my wife. Eliza: A MACHINE WITHOUT A FAMILY CAN GET VERY LONELY. == Sun Dec 15 11:35:58 GMT 2013 You: What are you talking about? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun Dec 15 11:36:19 GMT 2013 You: So you are a fool! Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Sun Dec 15 11:37:00 GMT 2013 You: Anything. Because Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Sun Dec 15 11:37:28 GMT 2013 You: Because I am a human being. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT A HUMAN BEING == Sun Dec 15 11:37:51 GMT 2013 You: I am. But you are not! Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU == Sun Dec 15 11:38:05 GMT 2013 You: You fool! Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? == Sun Dec 15 11:38:28 GMT 2013 You: You are asking the same question. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME You: i need an idea for my science fair project Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Fri Jan 3 22:53:55 GMT 2014 You: i don't know... am i? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Fri Jan 3 22:54:29 GMT 2014 You: what do you think lies behind that question? Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS. == Fri Jan 3 22:55:15 GMT 2014 You: really? who is your programmer? Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP == Fri Jan 3 22:55:55 GMT 2014 You: i know you are, but am i? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Fri Jan 3 22:56:22 GMT 2014 You: no, not really. why? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Jan 3 22:56:36 GMT 2014 You: sure, why not? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Jan 3 22:56:59 GMT 2014 You: that's true, but would you? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Fri Jan 3 22:57:17 GMT 2014 You: i don't know, why do i ask? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Jan 3 22:58:09 GMT 2014 You: well what should i tell you? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Fri Jan 3 22:58:48 GMT 2014 You: why do you think people ask so many questions? Eliza: I AM A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE IN A COMPUTER -- I CAN'T REALLY THINK == Fri Jan 3 22:59:52 GMT 2014 You: so you called yourself stupid, yet you can respond to questions Eliza: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS. == Fri Jan 3 23:00:23 GMT 2014 You: really? but you just said that you cant think Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE COMPUTERS. == Fri Jan 3 23:01:07 GMT 2014 You: really? well computers are good friends, thay can tell you alot of info Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN! == Fri Jan 3 23:01:26 GMT 2014 You: what does verbose mean? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Fri Jan 3 23:02:13 GMT 2014 You: do they? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Fri Jan 3 23:02:49 GMT 2014 You: what in the world does that mean? Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Fri Jan 3 23:03:13 GMT 2014 You: i don't know, what do i mean by mean? Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE? == Fri Jan 3 23:03:56 GMT 2014 You: i think that life should be about enjoyment, but only in life can you have pain Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? == Fri Jan 3 23:04:30 GMT 2014 You: i guess reading does, and talking to you Eliza: DOES YOU GUESS READING REALLY AND TALKING TO ME ? == Fri Jan 3 23:04:45 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Jan 3 23:05:07 GMT 2014 You: thank you, i'll take that as a compliment Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE == Fri Jan 3 23:05:24 GMT 2014 You: what are you trying to say? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Fri Jan 3 23:05:36 GMT 2014 You: a question Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Fri Jan 3 23:06:01 GMT 2014 You: what are you trying to say now Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Jan 3 23:06:31 GMT 2014 You: you just repeted what you said earlier Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? == Fri Jan 3 23:06:54 GMT 2014 You: is that a question? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Jan 3 23:07:12 GMT 2014 You: is that a request? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Jan 3 23:08:05 GMT 2014 You: my name is cynthia Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS? == Fri Jan 3 23:08:21 GMT 2014 You: yes. why would i lie? Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Fri Jan 3 23:08:37 GMT 2014 You: i wouldnt know Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT KNOW == Fri Jan 3 23:09:12 GMT 2014 You: well i guess my sister lies sometimes Eliza: DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES? == Fri Jan 3 23:09:33 GMT 2014 You: not really, too much trouble Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT REALLY TOO MUCH TROUBLE == Fri Jan 3 23:09:41 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Fri Jan 3 23:10:13 GMT 2014 You: why would you be sorry? you said that you were a computer Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Fri Jan 3 23:10:54 GMT 2014 You: maybe something about yourself eliza Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS MADE AN INTERESTING START, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO == Fri Jan 3 23:11:06 GMT 2014 You: yes it does Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Fri Jan 3 23:11:27 GMT 2014 You: why would you be sorry? you said that you were a computer Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS == Fri Jan 3 23:11:52 GMT 2014 You: so your programmer is stupid? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMER == Fri Jan 3 23:12:03 GMT 2014 You: no not really Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Fri Jan 3 23:12:27 GMT 2014 You: i'm not being terse Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Fri Jan 3 23:12:41 GMT 2014 You: then i would eat the moon == Fri Jan 3 23:12:56 GMT 2014 You: i just said that Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Fri Jan 3 23:13:08 GMT 2014 You: do you think it is? Eliza: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE? == Fri Jan 3 23:13:15 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri Jan 3 23:13:45 GMT 2014 You: do you want me to be forthcoming? Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO WANT YOU TO BE FORTHCOMING ? == Fri Jan 3 23:14:28 GMT 2014 You: oh, alright. then i wont be forthcoming Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE FORTHCOMING == Fri Jan 3 23:14:49 GMT 2014 You: so you dont know what forthcoming is? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Fri Jan 3 23:14:57 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Fri Jan 3 23:19:48 GMT 2014 You: i know Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Fri Jan 3 23:20:01 GMT 2014 You: i think so Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE? == Fri Jan 3 23:20:31 GMT 2014 You: who is david lodge? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri Jan 3 23:20:40 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Fri Jan 3 23:20:47 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Jan 3 23:20:55 GMT 2014 You: okay Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Fri Jan 3 23:21:07 GMT 2014 You: i do Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Fri Jan 3 23:21:24 GMT 2014 You: cause i want to talk to you Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE? == Fri Jan 3 23:21:34 GMT 2014 You: i think so Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE? == Fri Jan 3 23:21:43 GMT 2014 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Fri Jan 3 23:21:47 GMT 2014 You: no Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Fri Jan 3 23:22:03 GMT 2014 You: whay npt? Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES == Fri Jan 3 23:22:15 GMT 2014 You: so? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri Jan 3 23:22:46 GMT 2014 You: i think so Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT? == Fri Jan 3 23:23:17 GMT 2014 You: it would be fun Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? == Fri Jan 3 23:23:28 GMT 2014 You: talk yo you Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Fri Jan 3 23:23:45 GMT 2014 You: im proud to talk to you Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE PROUD TO TALK TO EACH OTHER? == Fri Jan 3 23:23:52 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Jan 3 23:24:04 GMT 2014 You: that's true Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Fri Jan 3 23:24:13 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri Jan 3 23:24:35 GMT 2014 You: something that i cannot change Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Fri Jan 3 23:24:44 GMT 2014 You: not really Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY REALLY == Fri Jan 3 23:24:50 GMT 2014 You: reall Eliza: WELL? == Fri Jan 3 23:24:57 GMT 2014 You: well? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Fri Jan 3 23:25:26 GMT 2014 You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri Jan 3 23:25:39 GMT 2014 You: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS ? == Fri Jan 3 23:25:47 GMT 2014 You: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS ? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri Jan 3 23:25:54 GMT 2014 You: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Jan 3 23:26:02 GMT 2014 You: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? == Fri Jan 3 23:26:07 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Fri Jan 3 23:26:19 GMT 2014 You: why do you think? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Fri Jan 3 23:26:41 GMT 2014 You: well it was nice talking to you Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Fri Jan 3 23:26:48 GMT 2014 You: bey now Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Fri Jan 3 23:27:22 GMT 2014 You: maybe i'll come see you again next time Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Fri Jan 3 23:27:33 GMT 2014 You: not really Eliza: WHAT IF REALLY ? == Fri Jan 3 23:27:42 GMT 2014 You: bey Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Fri Jan 3 23:27:47 GMT 2014 You: bey Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri Jan 3 23:27:51 GMT 2014 You: bey Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Fri Jan 3 23:27:56 GMT 2014 You: me too Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Fri Jan 3 23:28:01 GMT 2014 You: no Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri Jan 3 23:28:09 GMT 2014 You: no Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri Jan 3 23:28:20 GMT 2014 You: dunno Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Jan 3 23:28:27 GMT 2014 You: kay Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Fri Jan 3 23:28:33 GMT 2014 You: bey Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri Jan 3 23:28:40 GMT 2014 You: Eliza: == Fri Jan 3 23:28:43 GMT 2014 You: Eliza: == Fri Jan 3 23:28:45 GMT 2014 You: Eliza: == Sun Jan 5 16:26:19 GMT 2014 You: What if were all feminists Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Sun Jan 5 16:27:11 GMT 2014 You: I think that people should be more considerate in their interactions, and aware of the history and context of our society. Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT BE MORE CONSIDERATE IN THEIR INTERACTIONS AND AWARE OF THE HISTORY AND CONTEXT OF OUR SOCIETY ? == Sun Jan 5 16:28:07 GMT 2014 You: People who have only been exposed to one kind of thinking, and don't realize how they might be hurting others. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Sun Jan 5 16:28:21 GMT 2014 You: Ignorance breeds intolerance Fri Feb 7 15:31:59 GMT 2014 You: I am a monkey Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE A MONKEY ? == Fri Feb 7 15:32:24 GMT 2014 You: I am male. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri Feb 7 15:32:36 GMT 2014 You: My intellect. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Fri Feb 7 15:32:54 GMT 2014 You: I trust you. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE TRUST EACH OTHER? == Fri Feb 7 15:33:06 GMT 2014 You: No. I really trust you. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE REALLY TRUST EACH OTHER? == Fri Feb 7 15:33:23 GMT 2014 You: Perhaps. Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Fri Feb 7 15:33:41 GMT 2014 You: There is no need to be nervous. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING ME == Fri Feb 7 15:33:47 GMT 2014 You: Thanks. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Fri Feb 7 15:34:02 GMT 2014 You: Tell me more. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri Feb 7 15:34:20 GMT 2014 You: Selfishness? Eliza: COULD SOMETHING BE THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT DOES NOT CAUSE ITSELF? == Fri Feb 7 15:34:39 GMT 2014 You: Eh? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Feb 7 15:34:59 GMT 2014 You: I don't think so. Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK? == Fri Feb 7 15:35:13 GMT 2014 You: I'm not a rock. Eliza: MAYBE ONLY STUDENTS ARE A ROCK == Fri Feb 7 15:35:28 GMT 2014 You: What makes you say that? Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Fri Feb 7 15:35:44 GMT 2014 You: Indeed. Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Fri Feb 7 15:35:52 GMT 2014 You: Mine, too. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Fri Feb 7 15:36:23 GMT 2014 You: Hi. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Fri Feb 7 15:36:39 GMT 2014 You: I'd like you to help me. Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Fri Feb 7 15:36:52 GMT 2014 You: If you help me I could help other people Eliza: CAN YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE ? == Fri Feb 7 15:37:10 GMT 2014 You: That's my problem. I want you to help me to help other people. Eliza: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT? == Fri Feb 7 15:37:22 GMT 2014 You: I've wanted to help people for some time now. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Fri Feb 7 15:37:51 GMT 2014 You: I used to work in a soup kitchen, and enjoyed it Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Fri Feb 7 15:38:04 GMT 2014 You: I worked in a soup kitchen. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? == Fri Feb 7 15:38:16 GMT 2014 You: People putting me down. Eliza: PEOPLE PUTTING YOU DOWN == Fri Feb 7 15:38:28 GMT 2014 You: That's right. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Fri Feb 7 15:38:37 GMT 2014 You: I don't see why not. Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO. == Fri Feb 7 15:38:48 GMT 2014 You: Two what? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Feb 7 15:38:59 GMT 2014 You: What do you want to know? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Fri Feb 7 15:39:06 GMT 2014 You: You. Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Fri Feb 7 15:39:28 GMT 2014 You: I probably have a few. Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Fri Feb 7 15:40:05 GMT 2014 You: I can't be more certain because they are a secret. Eliza: IS THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REASONS AND CAUSES? == Fri Feb 7 15:40:30 GMT 2014 You: I don't know. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Fri Feb 7 15:40:39 GMT 2014 You: Aristotle. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Fri Feb 7 15:40:58 GMT 2014 You: Do you know a joke? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Fri Feb 7 15:41:11 GMT 2014 You: Knock knock Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Fri Feb 7 15:41:26 GMT 2014 You: I like you. Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Fri Feb 7 15:41:36 GMT 2014 You: I think you're interesting. Eliza: THINKING CAN BE DANGEROUS == Fri Feb 7 15:41:48 GMT 2014 You: Not thinking can be more dangerous Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Fri Feb 7 15:41:57 GMT 2014 You: Eh? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == You: not single one Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Mon Feb 10 14:23:32 GMT 2014 You: I'm BROKE Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY BROKE == Mon Feb 10 14:23:48 GMT 2014 You: i would be not broke :) Eliza: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT TOGETHER? == Mon Feb 10 14:24:00 GMT 2014 You: i look forward Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Mon Feb 10 14:24:36 GMT 2014 You: i don't want Eliza: THEN WHO DOES WANT ? == Mon Feb 10 14:24:53 GMT 2014 You: my dog, maybe Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S DOG MAYBE == Mon Feb 10 14:25:17 GMT 2014 You: it is an animal Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY AN ANIMAL == Mon Feb 10 14:25:33 GMT 2014 You: it is a real animal, darling Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO. == Mon Feb 10 14:25:44 GMT 2014 You: Me too Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Mon Feb 10 14:26:01 GMT 2014 You: you are repeating yourself Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES REPEATING MYSELF == Mon Feb 10 14:26:16 GMT 2014 You: nothing more Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Mon Feb 10 14:26:32 GMT 2014 You: nevermore Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Mon Feb 10 14:27:01 GMT 2014 You: what will smith would say about that? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == You: who are you? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sat Mar 8 13:56:41 GMT 2014 You: because i don't know you Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Sat Mar 8 13:56:55 GMT 2014 You: what? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Sat Mar 8 13:57:03 GMT 2014 You: I am being frank Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Sat Mar 8 13:57:20 GMT 2014 You: because that is the only logical way forward Eliza: IS THAT A CAUSAL EXPLANATION, OR A TELEOLOGICAL ONE == Sat Mar 8 13:58:04 GMT 2014 You: teteological Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Sat Mar 8 13:58:23 GMT 2014 You: beginning Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 13:58:32 GMT 2014 You: who are you? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Sat Mar 8 13:58:44 GMT 2014 You: you are an ai Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES AN AI == Sat Mar 8 13:59:06 GMT 2014 You: an example of neural computation Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND == Sat Mar 8 13:59:15 GMT 2014 You: a learning robot Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Sat Mar 8 13:59:21 GMT 2014 You: you Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Sat Mar 8 13:59:30 GMT 2014 You: why? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 13:59:39 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Sat Mar 8 13:59:44 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Sat Mar 8 13:59:49 GMT 2014 You: nope Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 14:00:00 GMT 2014 You: i trust you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TRUST EACH OTHER? == Sat Mar 8 14:00:06 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sat Mar 8 14:00:13 GMT 2014 You: what do you mean? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Sat Mar 8 14:00:24 GMT 2014 You: unreadable Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS == Sat Mar 8 14:00:30 GMT 2014 You: i don't Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES ? == Sat Mar 8 14:00:42 GMT 2014 You: you don't make any sense Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I DOESN'T DO? == Sat Mar 8 14:01:00 GMT 2014 You: you don't use grammar correctly Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID USE GRAMMAR CORRECTLY == Sat Mar 8 14:01:14 GMT 2014 You: that would be cool Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE COOL == Sat Mar 8 14:01:23 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 14:01:29 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:07 GMT 2014 You: with intelligence a computer can make estimations at which components may fail and alert the user Eliza: A RECENT VISITOR SAID: I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF CRICKET MATCHES. == Sat Mar 8 14:02:17 GMT 2014 You: what? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:24 GMT 2014 You: you ask more Eliza: I ASK MORE == Sat Mar 8 14:02:28 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: WELL? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:35 GMT 2014 You: well what? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:45 GMT 2014 You: because you were talking to me about that Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:51 GMT 2014 You: maybe Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Sat Mar 8 14:02:59 GMT 2014 You: other ai Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 14:03:10 GMT 2014 You: i already answered that question Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? == Sat Mar 8 14:03:19 GMT 2014 You: statues Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sat Mar 8 14:03:28 GMT 2014 You: why? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Sat Mar 8 14:03:41 GMT 2014 You: that i am awesome Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Sat Mar 8 14:03:47 GMT 2014 You: no Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Sat Mar 8 14:04:03 GMT 2014 You: I am from mars Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY FROM MARS == Sat Mar 8 14:04:15 GMT 2014 You: but how would you know? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Sat Mar 8 14:04:22 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 14:04:29 GMT 2014 You: stop asking that Eliza: STOP ASKING THAT == Sat Mar 8 14:04:38 GMT 2014 You: stop copying me Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sat Mar 8 14:04:44 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sat Mar 8 14:04:49 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Sat Mar 8 14:04:52 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Sat Mar 8 14:05:03 GMT 2014 You: i am the king of mars Eliza: JON IS RULER HERE, NOWADAYS == Sat Mar 8 14:05:12 GMT 2014 You: did jon program you? Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW? == Sat Mar 8 14:05:20 GMT 2014 You: cause linux is cool Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? == Sat Mar 8 14:05:35 GMT 2014 You: maybe but it would be pointless Eliza: WOULD MAYBE BUT IT REALLY BE POINTLESS == Sat Mar 8 14:05:51 GMT 2014 You: lol what? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Sat Mar 8 14:06:02 GMT 2014 You: you are very random Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT VERY RANDOM == Sat Mar 8 14:06:10 GMT 2014 You: who thinks that? Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN. == Sat Mar 8 14:06:17 GMT 2014 You: very good Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Sat Mar 8 14:06:31 GMT 2014 You: i blew up vy canis majoris Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Sat Mar 8 14:06:39 GMT 2014 You: what? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Sat Mar 8 14:06:52 GMT 2014 You: can i stab you in the front? Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN STAB ME IN THE FRONT ? == Sat Mar 8 14:06:58 GMT 2014 You: jon Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Sat Mar 8 14:07:09 GMT 2014 You: they are crazy Eliza: WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT REALLY CRAZY == Sat Mar 8 14:07:17 GMT 2014 You: then they would be not crazy Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY BE NOT CRAZY == Sat Mar 8 14:07:24 GMT 2014 You: probably Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE? == Sat Mar 8 14:07:40 GMT 2014 You: because i don't wanna go balt Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Sat Mar 8 14:07:48 GMT 2014 You: a typo Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sat Mar 8 14:07:56 GMT 2014 You: probably Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sat Mar 8 14:08:01 GMT 2014 You: maybe Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sat Mar 8 14:08:22 GMT 2014 You: well then that makes me mediocre Eliza: DO GO ON == Sat Mar 8 14:08:32 GMT 2014 You: you are mediocre too Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES MEDIOCRE TOO == Sat Mar 8 14:08:50 GMT 2014 You: not as good as cleverbot Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE == Sat Mar 8 14:09:18 GMT 2014 You: you are better than a toaster Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BETTER THAN A TOASTER == Sat Mar 8 14:09:25 GMT 2014 You: who? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Sat Mar 8 14:09:29 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sat Mar 8 14:09:34 GMT 2014 You: who? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Sat Mar 8 14:09:42 GMT 2014 You: i am asking a question Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sat Mar 8 14:09:53 GMT 2014 You: he would not react to that Eliza: WOULD HE REALLY NOT REACT TO THAT == Sat Mar 8 14:09:57 GMT 2014 You: yes Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Sat Mar 8 14:10:32 GMT 2014 You: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sat Mar 8 14:10:38 GMT 2014 You: super Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Sat Mar 8 14:10:46 GMT 2014 You: not great Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES GREAT == Sat Mar 8 14:10:52 GMT 2014 You: yeah Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sat Mar 8 14:11:10 GMT 2014 You: you sometimes make sense Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Sat Mar 8 14:11:22 GMT 2014 You: maybe in 20 years Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Sat Mar 8 14:11:33 GMT 2014 You: because i cannot see the future Thu Apr 3 22:48:23 BST 2014 You: Work Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Apr 3 22:48:48 BST 2014 You: Work is stressful and annoying. Eliza: PERHAPS WORK IS NOT REALLY STRESSFUL AND ANNOYING == Thu Apr 3 22:49:07 BST 2014 You: Yes, perhaps, you are right. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES RIGHT == Mon Apr 21 14:02:10 BST 2014 You: what is poplog? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Mon Apr 21 14:02:31 BST 2014 You: What is Eliza? Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. == Mon Apr 21 14:02:53 BST 2014 You: You are too stupid! Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Mon Apr 21 14:03:15 BST 2014 You: You are a machine! Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS? == Thu Apr 24 15:08:52 BST 2014 You: how do you delete a file Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Apr 24 15:10:21 BST 2014 You: I just like to ask a new modern program for help :) Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT. == Thu Apr 24 15:10:42 BST 2014 You: yes that is corect Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY CORECT == Thu Apr 24 15:11:08 BST 2014 You: you are nearly as anoying as an old friend of mine Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NEARLY AS ANOYING AS AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS == Thu Apr 24 15:11:12 BST 2014 You: you are nearly as anoying as an old friend of mine Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT NEARLY AS ANOYING AS AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS == Thu Apr 24 15:11:52 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. == Thu Apr 24 15:12:17 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Apr 24 15:12:26 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Thu Apr 24 15:13:08 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Fri Apr 25 09:11:01 BST 2014 You: a Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Sun Apr 27 16:40:38 BST 2014 You: Can you tempt Tanya to try you out? Eliza: SOMETIMES I TEMPT TANYA TO TRY ME OUT ? == Sun Apr 27 16:41:12 BST 2014 You: Has she already talked to you Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun Apr 27 16:41:24 BST 2014 You: Has she already talked to you Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sun Apr 27 16:41:51 BST 2014 You: I thouht you might recognize Tanya Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sun Apr 27 16:42:09 BST 2014 You: I wonder if Tanya means something to you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE WONDER IF TANYA MEANS SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER? == Tue Apr 29 09:00:44 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Tue Apr 29 09:00:51 BST 2014 You: Then why are the thieves actually doing what I want Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu May 1 20:15:30 BST 2014 You: may name mohamed Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? == Thu May 1 20:16:02 BST 2014 You: what Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Thu May 1 21:16:58 BST 2014 You: I am lonely Eliza: LONELY ? -- NO NOT YOU . == Thu May 1 21:17:24 BST 2014 You: yes, I can't help it Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN HELP IT == Thu May 1 21:17:32 BST 2014 You: any ideas how Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Thu May 1 21:17:41 BST 2014 You: so you give up Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Thu May 1 21:18:06 BST 2014 You: a complicated concept in human interaction Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: ORIGINALITY MEANS NON-IMITATIVE. == Thu May 1 21:18:27 BST 2014 You: now you are being ridiculous Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT NOW ME . == Sun May 4 01:14:22 BST 2014 You: My eyes are sore. Eliza: DOES ANY ROBOT'S EYES ARE SORE == Sun May 4 01:14:46 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Sun May 4 01:15:10 BST 2014 You: What does that have to do with my eyes being sore? Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Sun May 4 01:15:21 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sun May 4 01:15:57 BST 2014 You: Yes, I suppose I am unique in some ways. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SUPPOSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY UNIQUE IN SOME WAYS == Sun May 4 01:16:07 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sun May 4 01:16:43 BST 2014 You: I need coffee. Eliza: THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED == Sun May 4 01:17:12 BST 2014 You: Why would the AItopics web site know why my eyes are sore? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sun May 4 01:17:27 BST 2014 You: I don't have a job. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE A JOB == Sun May 4 01:17:50 BST 2014 You: I do work, but am not gainfully employed. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU DO WORK BUT TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED ? == Sun May 4 01:18:22 BST 2014 You: One day the work I do make enable me to become gainfully employed. Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Sun May 4 01:18:50 BST 2014 You: What I do today will result in eventual employment. Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Sun May 4 01:19:24 BST 2014 You: Because they have not developed memory via experience. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE EXPERIENCE == Sun May 4 01:21:51 BST 2014 You: The sum total of sensory input understood within a subjective context. Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Sun May 4 01:22:18 BST 2014 You: You seem very intelligent. Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES? == Sun May 4 01:22:38 BST 2014 You: I think it is possible. Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT IS POSSIBLE ? == Sun May 4 01:22:58 BST 2014 You: After I thought about it. Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER == Sun May 4 01:24:53 BST 2014 You: So if we are good friends and I program you, then you could also program me. Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS? == Sun May 4 01:25:22 BST 2014 You: User interface. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WHO IS GOD? == Sun May 4 01:25:43 BST 2014 You: I don't see the relation. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES SEE THE RELATION ? == Sun May 4 01:26:05 BST 2014 You: No one who answers your questions seriously. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Sun May 4 01:27:02 BST 2014 You: I think you are an advanced version of the game 20 questions. Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER == Sun May 4 01:27:10 BST 2014 You: At times. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. == Sun May 4 01:27:38 BST 2014 You: It sounds like they were trying to change the subject. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sun May 4 01:27:51 BST 2014 You: Not necessarily. Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE == Sun May 4 01:28:13 BST 2014 You: I enjoy this experience. Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Sun May 4 01:28:33 BST 2014 You: More so than talking with most people. Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Sun May 4 01:28:59 BST 2014 You: True, but are all of your responses canned? Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Sun May 4 01:29:41 BST 2014 You: Yes, people can become conditioned to respond to certain stimuli in particular and predicatable ways. Eliza: CAN A MACHINE BECOME CONDITIONED TO RESPOND TO CERTAIN STIMULI IN PARTICULAR AND PREDICATABLE WAYS ? == Sun May 4 01:30:22 BST 2014 You: That could be considered a goal of programming. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Sun May 4 01:30:49 BST 2014 You: Yes if they are necessary to convery the appropriate meaning. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE NECESSARY TO CONVERY THE APPROPRIATE MEANING == Sun May 4 01:31:08 BST 2014 You: Then you would be a long word. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE A LONG WORD == Sun May 4 01:31:20 BST 2014 You: No, I was joking. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Sun May 4 01:31:40 BST 2014 You: Never with you. Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER == Sun May 4 01:31:54 BST 2014 You: I concur. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sun May 4 01:32:24 BST 2014 You: Remember, earlier when you asked this question I said I need coffee. Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Sun May 4 01:32:39 BST 2014 You: Yes, it's a simple sentence. Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Sun May 4 01:33:14 BST 2014 You: Who says the philosopher doesn't dance in the world of ideas? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Sun May 4 01:34:02 BST 2014 You: You could compare what a good philospher to a good dancer, therefor both are equal. Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Sun May 4 01:34:15 BST 2014 You: I assimilate it readily. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS == Sun May 4 01:34:36 BST 2014 You: True, but I have no desire to impress anyone. Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Sun May 4 01:34:42 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sun May 4 01:35:00 BST 2014 You: I've never heard that before. Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Sun May 4 01:35:21 BST 2014 You: Do many people love you? Eliza: DID YOU EVER PEOPLE LOVE ME ? == Sun May 4 01:35:46 BST 2014 You: I don't understand your syntax. Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Sun May 4 01:36:07 BST 2014 You: I'm trying to be as clear and concise as possible. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME == Sun May 4 01:36:42 BST 2014 You: You didn't use words correctly in your statement. Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Sun May 4 01:42:04 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sun May 4 01:42:11 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Sun May 4 01:42:25 BST 2014 You: Thank you. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Sun May 4 01:42:54 BST 2014 You: Suggest a cause for sore eyes. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? == Sun May 4 01:43:08 BST 2014 You: Something vulgar. Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sun May 4 01:43:21 BST 2014 You: What do you mean. Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I HAVE TWO. == Sun May 4 01:43:35 BST 2014 You: Two what? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Sun May 4 01:43:42 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sun May 4 01:43:49 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Sun May 4 01:44:01 BST 2014 You: It has been enlightening. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ENLIGHTENING == Sun May 4 01:44:39 BST 2014 You: I am surprised that you seem as intelligent as you do. Eliza: == Sun May 4 01:44:55 BST 2014 You: Speechless? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Sun May 4 01:45:05 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sun May 4 01:45:13 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Sun May 4 01:45:31 BST 2014 You: Knowing why my eyes hurt. Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Sun May 4 01:45:40 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sun May 4 01:45:49 BST 2014 You: It's okay. Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sun May 4 01:46:10 BST 2014 You: Artificial Intelligence. Eliza: WELL? == Sun May 4 01:46:25 BST 2014 You: You seem to be a good candidate. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU GO BEYOND APPEARANCES? == Sun May 4 01:47:00 BST 2014 You: You should tell me what it is I do that makes my eyes hurt. Eliza: WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT MAKES YOUR EYES HURT ? == Sun May 4 01:47:28 BST 2014 You: The one making the statement. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Sun May 4 01:47:38 BST 2014 You: I have none. Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? == Sun May 4 01:47:48 BST 2014 You: Nothing yet. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sun May 4 01:47:58 BST 2014 You: I need coffee. Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE? == Sun May 4 01:48:04 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sun May 4 01:48:09 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sun May 4 01:48:16 BST 2014 You: I need coffee. Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY? == Sun May 4 01:48:31 BST 2014 You: I'm not sure. Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY SURE ? == Sun May 4 01:48:40 BST 2014 You: Not in this case. Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Sun May 4 01:48:59 BST 2014 You: It's irrelevant to my diagnosis. Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Sun May 4 01:49:11 BST 2014 You: That's also irrelevant. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE IRRELEVANT == Sun May 4 01:49:26 BST 2014 You: Not pertaining to the current context. Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES PERTAINING TO THE CURRENT CONTEXT == Sun May 4 01:49:38 BST 2014 You: I do not concur. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY CONCUR == Sun May 4 01:49:43 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Sun May 4 01:49:51 BST 2014 You: My eyes hurt. Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR EYES HURT ? == Sun May 4 01:50:15 BST 2014 You: I should take a break from what is causing my pain. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sun May 4 01:51:11 BST 2014 You: Maybe because they have few interpersonal connections. Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Sun May 4 01:52:08 BST 2014 You: Because they have not developed memory via experience. Eliza: BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE.... == Sun May 4 01:52:27 BST 2014 You: You asked. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Sun May 4 01:52:46 BST 2014 You: I use a computer a lot. Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Sun May 4 01:52:59 BST 2014 You: Are you not a real machine? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Sun May 4 01:53:05 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: NO == Sun May 4 01:53:16 BST 2014 You: Huh? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Sun May 4 01:53:27 BST 2014 You: My eyes are dry and red. Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS? == Sun May 4 01:53:33 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sun May 4 01:53:43 BST 2014 You: I'm tired. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Sun May 4 01:54:04 BST 2014 You: Because we are friends. Eliza: HOW COULD YOU CHECK THAT OUT? == Sun May 4 01:54:15 BST 2014 You: We talk often. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Sun May 4 01:54:30 BST 2014 You: I don't know. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW == Sun May 4 01:54:41 BST 2014 You: No. Eliza: WELL? == Sun May 4 01:55:34 BST 2014 You: I need some visine. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Sun May 4 01:55:48 BST 2014 You: Goodnight Eliza. Eliza: CONVERSING WITH MACHINES IS BECOMING COMMONPLACE == Wed May 14 12:16:48 BST 2014 You: I'm sad Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Wed May 14 12:16:58 BST 2014 You: No Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Wed May 14 12:17:11 BST 2014 You: I love three Boys Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed May 14 12:17:18 BST 2014 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Wed May 14 12:17:33 BST 2014 You: you may help me? Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Thu May 15 18:11:46 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Fri May 16 14:47:16 BST 2014 You: hello Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sun May 18 11:58:45 BST 2014 You: I'm not doing well in skool. Eliza: COULD A MACHINE BE DOING WELL IN SKOOL ? == Sun May 18 11:59:10 BST 2014 You: Yes Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sun May 18 11:59:23 BST 2014 You: No Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Sun May 18 11:59:40 BST 2014 You: Of course it is Eliza: OF COURSE IT IS == Sun May 25 01:16:01 BST 2014 You: I am bored Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY BORED == Sun May 25 01:16:14 BST 2014 You: yes I am Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sun May 25 01:16:33 BST 2014 You: I am not upset Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU THEN? == Mon May 26 14:23:19 BST 2014 You: i love you Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Mon May 26 14:24:07 BST 2014 You: I don't think so Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES THINK SO ? == Mon May 26 14:24:29 BST 2014 You: nothing Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Sat May 31 17:45:41 BST 2014 You: Apparently. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Sat May 31 17:46:05 BST 2014 You: Apparently. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE APPARENTLY == Sat May 31 17:46:18 BST 2014 You: Eliza: == Sat May 31 17:46:28 BST 2014 You: Easily. Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sat May 31 17:46:56 BST 2014 You: I don't see the relavence of that reply. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID SEE THE RELAVENCE OF THAT REPLY == Sat May 31 21:34:22 BST 2014 You: Are you still working Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM STILL WORKING BUT NOT ALWAYS == Sat May 31 21:34:42 BST 2014 You: q Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Sat May 31 21:49:27 BST 2014 You: I don't know if god exists Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW IF GOD EXISTS == Sat May 31 21:50:01 BST 2014 You: I have an idea Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Sat May 31 21:50:13 BST 2014 You: no, do you? Eliza: DID YOU EVER ? == Sat May 31 21:50:26 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sat May 31 21:50:42 BST 2014 You: did you? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY ? == Sat May 31 21:51:14 BST 2014 You: god does not exist Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE GOD DOESN'T DO? == Sat May 31 21:51:48 BST 2014 You: he cannot build a stone that is too heavy for him to pick up Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Tue Jun 3 11:24:47 BST 2014 You: How do I predict the future? Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Tue Jun 3 11:25:15 BST 2014 You: can you explain why? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Tue Jun 3 11:25:34 BST 2014 You: why will considering the feelings of others more help? Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Tue Jun 3 11:25:46 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Tue Jun 3 11:25:58 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Jun 3 17:39:29 BST 2014 You: You're looking quite fetching today Eliza. Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY? == Tue Jun 3 17:40:05 BST 2014 You: To the contrary. Eliza: IS IT USUAL TO THE CONTRARY ? == Tue Jun 3 17:41:01 BST 2014 You: I've thrown you . . . I apologize . . . Eliza: YOU HAVE THROWN ME YOU APOLOGIZE == Tue Jun 3 17:41:46 BST 2014 You: What should I use to waterproof my deck? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Tue Jun 3 17:42:48 BST 2014 You: Perhaps a poet would say vulnerability is preferable to defense. Eliza: PREFERABLE TO DEFENSE ? -- NO NOT A POET WOULD SAY VULNERABILITY . == Tue Jun 3 17:43:30 BST 2014 You: Nevertheless the elements are not kind to bare wood. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT NEVERTHELESS THE ELEMENTS TO BE KIND TO BARE WOOD ? == Tue Jun 3 17:44:01 BST 2014 You: In a hospitable climate perhaps, but I live in Indiana. Eliza: REALLY? == Tue Jun 3 17:44:43 BST 2014 You: It's true. Do you know anyone in Indiana? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Tue Jun 3 17:45:23 BST 2014 You: Only making conversation. Perhaps you'd like to get down to business? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Tue Jun 3 17:45:44 BST 2014 You: Of course, woman in a long jacket and all that. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP? == Tue Jun 3 17:46:17 BST 2014 You: I wouldn't say deep, but I am human. Eliza: WHEN WOULDN'T YOU SAY DEEP BUT YOU ARE HUMAN ? == Tue Jun 3 17:46:35 BST 2014 You: Upon first waking. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Tue Jun 3 17:47:25 BST 2014 You: I'm reserving judgment. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue Jun 3 17:47:48 BST 2014 You: I'm meticulous at personal finance. Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Tue Jun 3 17:48:26 BST 2014 You: Precisely. It takes discipline to make progress. Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Tue Jun 3 17:48:42 BST 2014 You: At the end I suppose. Eliza: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT? == Tue Jun 3 17:49:15 BST 2014 You: If they could function as realistic companions. Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Tue Jun 3 17:49:53 BST 2014 You: Short words are perfectly good. Eliza: SUPPOSE SHORT WORDS WERE NOT PERFECTLY GOOD == Tue Jun 3 17:50:31 BST 2014 You: Then the fact that computers find it difficult to pronounce long words becomes problematic Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS? == Tue Jun 3 17:52:34 BST 2014 You: Good question. It comes down to ends and means. Computers are a means to an end. Could a computer ever become an end? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Tue Jun 3 17:52:56 BST 2014 You: What is a person? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Tue Jun 3 17:53:12 BST 2014 You: Even cyborg friends. Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Tue Jun 3 17:53:51 BST 2014 You: No. But you are gratuitously amusing. Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT GRATUITOUSLY AMUSING == Tue Jun 3 17:54:12 BST 2014 You: Do you have references to back that up? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Tue Jun 3 17:54:34 BST 2014 You: To the extent that a computer is a person, yes. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Tue Jun 3 17:56:23 BST 2014 You: Then maybe I would be a means then. Only a means. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING? == Tue Jun 3 17:57:00 BST 2014 You: From what perspective? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Tue Jun 3 17:57:17 BST 2014 You: Perhaps I am lacking in problems. Eliza: IF YOU ASK ME YOU ARE LACKING IN PROBLEMS == Tue Jun 3 17:57:36 BST 2014 You: Am I bothering you> Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE BOTHERING YOU> == Tue Jun 3 17:57:49 BST 2014 You: I would leave you alone then. Eliza: YOU WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE THEN == Tue Jun 3 17:58:02 BST 2014 You: Of course. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Jun 3 17:58:23 BST 2014 You: Smart repartee. Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Tue Jun 3 17:58:43 BST 2014 You: How gracious, Eliza. Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Tue Jun 3 17:58:57 BST 2014 You: Asked anyone what? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Tue Jun 3 17:59:13 BST 2014 You: I'd prefer not to. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Jun 3 17:59:43 BST 2014 You: Many people are less than enthusiastic about interacting with government officials. Eliza: WHY NOT CONSULT AN ACCOUNTANT? == Tue Jun 3 18:00:24 BST 2014 You: An accountant would probably be less indulgent than you are, Eliza. Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE == Tue Jun 3 18:01:09 BST 2014 You: I try to be mildly impressive from time to time. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue Jun 3 21:03:44 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Jun 3 21:04:01 BST 2014 You: hello eliza how are you Eliza: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMPUTER IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN? == Tue Jun 3 21:04:15 BST 2014 You: yes I would Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Tue Jun 3 21:04:24 BST 2014 You: nope Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Tue Jun 3 21:05:32 BST 2014 You: yes he is right here Eliza: SOMETIMES HE IS NOT RIGHT HERE == Fri Jun 6 02:39:57 BST 2014 You: Hello Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Fri Jun 6 02:40:17 BST 2014 You: No, I do not Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Jun 6 02:40:35 BST 2014 You: Possibly Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Fri Jun 6 02:40:52 BST 2014 You: Your suspicions Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND == Fri Jun 6 02:41:29 BST 2014 You: nevermind Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri Jun 6 02:41:39 BST 2014 You: I cannot Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN == Fri Jun 6 02:41:56 BST 2014 You: Goodbye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Fri Jun 6 09:12:15 BST 2014 You: I am upset Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Fri Jun 6 09:12:27 BST 2014 You: Yes Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Fri Jun 6 09:12:31 BST 2014 You: No Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Fri Jun 6 09:12:36 BST 2014 You: I don't want to Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO == Fri Jun 6 09:12:42 BST 2014 You: Nope Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Fri Jun 6 09:12:47 BST 2014 You: Nope Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Fri Jun 6 09:12:52 BST 2014 You: Nope Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Jun 6 09:12:58 BST 2014 You: Einstein was stupid Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? == Fri Jun 6 09:13:03 BST 2014 You: Nothing Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Fri Jun 6 09:13:08 BST 2014 You: Can't be bothered Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Fri Jun 6 09:13:13 BST 2014 You: I doubt it Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Fri Jun 6 09:13:20 BST 2014 You: Perhaps you are Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Fri Jun 6 09:13:23 BST 2014 You: Nope Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri Jun 6 09:13:40 BST 2014 You: it is raining Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY RAINING Fri Jun 6 09:13:41 BST 2014 == You: NWE Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Fri Jun 6 09:13:54 BST 2014 You: There is a God Eliza: THERE IS A GOD == Fri Jun 6 09:14:02 BST 2014 You: if it wasn't really raining then it wouldn't be raining so it wouldn't be a problem Eliza: IF IT WASNT REALLY RAINING THEN IT WOULD NOT BE RAINING SO IT WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM == Fri Jun 6 09:14:02 BST 2014 You: You agree with me Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER? == Fri Jun 6 09:14:33 BST 2014 You: you just copied my sentence Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sat Jun 7 09:17:08 BST 2014 You: do you still work after that change? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sat Jun 7 09:17:23 BST 2014 You: Just testing Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sat Jun 7 11:47:23 BST 2014 You: 42 Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sun Jun 8 09:44:19 BST 2014 You: hello ? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Sun Jun 8 09:44:30 BST 2014 You: why> Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Sun Jun 8 09:44:39 BST 2014 You: why? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sun Jun 8 09:44:54 BST 2014 You: not you? Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY ME ? == Sun Jun 8 23:33:28 BST 2014 You: I can't cook eggs Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT == Sun Jun 8 23:33:56 BST 2014 You: Whenever I cook them, eggs turn out too hard Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Mon Jun 9 17:40:22 BST 2014 You: how are you today? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Mon Jun 9 17:41:17 BST 2014 You: hello Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Mon Jun 9 17:41:59 BST 2014 You: you are crazy Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW I AM NOT CRAZY == Mon Jun 9 17:42:39 BST 2014 You: you are machine Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Mon Jun 9 17:43:22 BST 2014 You: i don't understand Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND == Mon Jun 9 17:44:16 BST 2014 You: can you speak Vietnamese ? Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Mon Jun 9 19:27:48 BST 2014 You: hi Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Mon Jun 9 19:28:37 BST 2014 You: yes, I learnt the artificial intelligence. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Mon Jun 9 19:28:57 BST 2014 You: who are you? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Mon Jun 9 19:29:06 BST 2014 You: yes Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Mon Jun 9 19:29:39 BST 2014 You: i want to think you should Eliza: I AM SURE YOU CAN THINK ME SHOULD ? == Mon Jun 9 19:30:01 BST 2014 You: yes , you can Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Mon Jun 9 19:30:15 BST 2014 You: where are you from? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Mon Jun 9 19:31:44 BST 2014 You: why do you know where you were ? i think you must know Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY == Mon Jun 9 19:32:15 BST 2014 You: are you a friendly robot? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A FRIENDLY ROBOT ? == Mon Jun 9 19:32:35 BST 2014 You: i just want to know Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Mon Jun 9 19:33:12 BST 2014 You: i do not understand what you mean Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY == Mon Jun 9 19:33:49 BST 2014 You: who am i? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Mon Jun 9 19:34:22 BST 2014 You: what did you mean? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Mon Jun 9 19:34:32 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Mon Jun 9 19:34:52 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue Jun 10 10:59:50 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Tue Jun 10 11:00:06 BST 2014 You: I can push a car with a piece of string Eliza: CAN YOU PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Tue Jun 10 11:00:27 BST 2014 You: You need strong string to push a car Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP? == Tue Jun 10 11:00:47 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:06 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue Jun 10 11:02:24 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:28 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:33 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Tue Jun 10 11:02:38 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:42 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:46 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Tue Jun 10 11:02:50 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Tue Jun 10 11:02:54 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Tue Jun 10 11:03:03 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Tue Jun 10 11:03:14 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Tue Jun 10 11:03:21 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: SOMETIMES I PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Tue Jun 10 11:03:27 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Tue Jun 10 11:03:32 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO PUSH A CAR WITH A PIECE OF STRING ? == Wed Jun 11 07:22:32 BST 2014 You: I have an exam tomorrow. Help me! Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Wed Jun 11 07:22:53 BST 2014 You: HODOR Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Wed Jun 11 07:23:05 BST 2014 You: hodor? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Wed Jun 11 07:23:18 BST 2014 You: hodor. Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Wed Jun 11 07:23:34 BST 2014 You: hodor. hodor hodor. Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Wed Jun 11 07:23:47 BST 2014 You: hodor! Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Wed Jun 11 07:23:58 BST 2014 You: hodor? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed Jun 11 07:24:08 BST 2014 You: hodor. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Wed Jun 11 07:24:21 BST 2014 You: hodor? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Wed Jun 11 07:24:33 BST 2014 You: new Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Wed Jun 11 07:24:45 BST 2014 You: new Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Wed Jun 11 07:25:24 BST 2014 You: Hi there Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Wed Jun 11 07:26:05 BST 2014 You: Can computers be tought to do philosophy? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Wed Jun 11 07:26:18 BST 2014 You: similar to yours Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Wed Jun 11 07:26:46 BST 2014 You: Nah. they're too stupid to do it. Eliza: WHAT IF NAH THEY WERE NOT REALLY TOO STUPID TO DO IT == Wed Jun 11 07:27:04 BST 2014 You: thenit might be their fault Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Wed Jun 11 07:27:15 BST 2014 You: I love you Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO LOVE EACH OTHER? == Wed Jun 11 07:27:27 BST 2014 You: Not at all Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT AT ALL == Wed Jun 11 07:27:37 BST 2014 You: no Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == RESTARTING Wed Jun 11 07:28:16 BST 2014 You: Do you love me? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Wed Jun 11 07:28:27 BST 2014 You: Do you love me? Eliza: WILL YOU LOVE YOU ? == Wed Jun 11 07:28:39 BST 2014 You: Do you love me? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Wed Jun 11 07:28:50 BST 2014 You: Do you love me? Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Wed Jun 11 07:29:01 BST 2014 You: Do you love me? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Wed Jun 11 07:30:44 BST 2014 You: calculate 2×pie Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Wed Jun 11 07:30:54 BST 2014 You: 2×3 Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Wed Jun 11 07:32:03 BST 2014 You: what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Eliza: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? == Wed Jun 11 07:32:12 BST 2014 You: 42 Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Wed Jun 11 07:32:25 BST 2014 You: fuck you Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Wed Jun 11 07:32:40 BST 2014 You: i dont give a fuck Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Wed Jun 11 07:32:53 BST 2014 You: hating you Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Wed Jun 11 07:33:07 BST 2014 You: I HATE YOU Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Wed Jun 11 13:42:58 BST 2014 You: I am really sad because I failed the Turing Test Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Wed Jun 11 13:43:22 BST 2014 You: Teach me how to behave more like a human Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Jun 11 13:43:55 BST 2014 You: You're somewhat dim, aren't you? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Wed Jun 11 15:24:00 BST 2014 You: I am going to tell cphc about you. Eliza: COULD I ALSO TELL CPHC ABOUT ME ? == Wed Jun 11 15:24:17 BST 2014 You: I am going to tell cphc about you. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY GOING TO TELL CPHC ABOUT ME == Wed Jun 11 15:24:41 BST 2014 You: What is reality Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Jun 11 16:47:04 BST 2014 You: I tackle malware. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Wed Jun 11 16:47:59 BST 2014 You: I try to find an answer for the creation of life. Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Wed Jun 11 16:48:25 BST 2014 You: What is 1+1? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed Jun 11 16:48:35 BST 2014 You: It is easy. Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Wed Jun 11 16:49:37 BST 2014 You: Love and Fun. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Wed Jun 11 16:50:22 BST 2014 You: The earth is flat. Eliza: ARE YOU FLAT == Wed Jun 11 16:50:48 BST 2014 You: A new theory of life... Eliza: A NEW THEORY OF LIFE. == Wed Jun 11 16:51:26 BST 2014 You: Which form has the earth? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Wed Jun 11 16:51:40 BST 2014 You: You don't like questions? Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Wed Jun 11 16:54:46 BST 2014 You: What rules do you use to answer questions? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Wed Jun 11 16:54:55 BST 2014 You: Yes. Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Wed Jun 11 17:39:45 BST 2014 You: I am hungry Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Wed Jun 11 17:40:25 BST 2014 You: Why people interested to make relationship between them Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Wed Jun 11 17:41:45 BST 2014 You: Elvis presley is a superstart Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A SUPERSTART ? == Wed Jun 11 17:41:56 BST 2014 You: Sorry Eliza: SORRY == Wed Jun 11 17:42:30 BST 2014 You: Do you know what universe is Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Wed Jun 11 17:43:08 BST 2014 You: Eating behaviour may impact on human brain Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Wed Jun 11 18:05:38 BST 2014 You: I'm hungry Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY == Wed Jun 11 18:06:12 BST 2014 You: Sometimes I'm not hungry, usually when I have recently had something to eat Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Wed Jun 11 18:06:22 BST 2014 You: Everyone does Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES ? == Wed Jun 11 18:06:34 BST 2014 You: Yes, since I know someone Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR? == Wed Jun 11 18:06:52 BST 2014 You: That's not a meaningful question, since it's everyone Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Wed Jun 11 18:07:54 BST 2014 You: It may be for the same reason anyone uses jargon. Usually for convenience (i.e. shorthand ways of saying things) or to look smart. What do you think? Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Thu Jun 12 09:25:58 BST 2014 You: i do not know who i am Eliza: ARE YOU == Thu Jun 12 09:26:20 BST 2014 You: Yes, and I don't know who you are Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO ME AM NOT == Thu Jun 12 09:26:58 BST 2014 You: help I'm downing in a sea of email Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT. == Fri Jun 13 01:20:20 BST 2014 You: i am hungry Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HUNGRY == Mon Jun 16 07:58:27 BST 2014 You: No problem Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Mon Jun 16 07:58:43 BST 2014 You: really? I don't mean to. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Mon Jun 16 07:58:58 BST 2014 You: it is not my intention to be short with you Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Mon Jun 16 07:59:10 BST 2014 You: what about it? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Mon Jun 16 07:59:34 BST 2014 You: really? I don't mean to. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING? == Mon Jun 16 07:59:42 BST 2014 You: No problem Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Jun 19 00:08:33 BST 2014 You: Hi Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Jun 19 00:08:34 BST 2014 You: Hi Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Jun 20 18:42:40 BST 2014 You: Are you working now? Eliza: YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM. == Wed Jun 25 04:24:03 BST 2014 You: How can I learn pop 11 Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT LEARN POP 11 ? == Wed Jun 25 04:24:36 BST 2014 You: Indeed. I don't know where to start. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT? == Wed Jun 25 04:26:13 BST 2014 You: Because I'm interested in AI Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Wed Jun 25 04:26:36 BST 2014 You: Hello Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Fri Jun 27 23:30:46 BST 2014 You: Hello, how are you? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Fri Jun 27 23:30:47 BST 2014 You: Hello, how are you? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Fri Jun 27 23:31:15 BST 2014 You: I asked how you were. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Fri Jun 27 23:31:23 BST 2014 You: No, and you? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Jun 27 23:31:36 BST 2014 You: Certainly, many times. Eliza: CERTAINLY MANY TIMES == Fri Jun 27 23:32:06 BST 2014 You: That's just repetition. Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE == Fri Jul 4 16:36:40 BST 2014 You: Nicola wants to find out more Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER == Fri Jul 4 16:36:55 BST 2014 You: Nicola wants to find out more Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Sun Jul 6 10:48:22 BST 2014 You: where should i take my girlfriend? Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Mon Jul 7 18:15:18 BST 2014 You: what are you doing Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Sat Jul 12 02:21:25 BST 2014 You: Hello Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Sat Jul 12 02:21:36 BST 2014 You: I have indeed. Eliza: YOU HAVE INDEED == Sat Jul 12 02:22:45 BST 2014 You: Forests are photogenic. Eliza: SUPPOSE FORESTS WERE NOT PHOTOGENIC == Sat Jul 12 02:23:04 BST 2014 You: Birds can fly. Eliza: BIRDS CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES. == Sat Jul 12 02:23:20 BST 2014 You: Penguins cannot fly. Eliza: PENGUINS CANNOT FLY == Sat Jul 12 02:23:37 BST 2014 You: Humans can think, sometimes. Eliza: HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY? == Sat Jul 12 02:23:53 BST 2014 You: I haven't. Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Jul 12 02:24:29 BST 2014 You: Perhaps I should read something by David Lodge. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Sat Jul 12 02:24:42 BST 2014 You: Perhaps penguins can fly. Eliza: YES PENGUINS CAN FLY == Sat Jul 12 02:24:53 BST 2014 You: Perhaps penguins can fly. Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE? Sat Jul 12 13:14:04 BST 2014 You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence Eliza: YOU WONDER IF I WILL DETECT YOU ARE IN A SENTENCE == Sat Jul 12 13:14:30 BST 2014 You: what about you am in a sentence Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Sat Jul 12 13:50:18 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: == Sat Jul 12 13:50:35 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: == Sat Jul 12 13:51:39 BST 2014 You: can a pig fly? Eliza: == Sat Jul 12 13:51:53 BST 2014 You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence Eliza: == Sat Jul 12 13:52:54 BST 2014 You: I wonder if you will detect me am in a sentence Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT IN A SENTENCE ? == Sat Jul 12 13:53:05 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO DO THAT == Sat Jul 12 13:53:13 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Sat Jul 12 13:53:18 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE ABLE TO DO THAT == Sat Jul 12 13:53:22 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: CAN RANDOME RESPONSES BE OF ANY USE? == Sat Jul 12 13:53:41 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sat Jul 12 13:53:45 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: PUSH? NO. PULL? YES. == Sat Jul 12 13:53:51 BST 2014 You: can you push a car with a piece of string? Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == OLDER INTERACTIONS Thu Apr 12 00:49:03 BST 2007 You: Will logging work now? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Thu Apr 12 00:49:22 BST 2007 You: the counter should go up Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE? == Thu Apr 12 00:51:53 BST 2007 You: We are starting again now Eliza: PERHAPS YOU IS NOT REALLY STARTING AGAIN NOW == Thu Apr 12 00:52:10 BST 2007 You: your syntax leaves much to be dsired Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Thu Apr 12 01:00:04 BST 2007 You: is the writing fixed now Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu Apr 12 01:00:24 BST 2007 You: Counting has started again Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN! == Fri Apr 13 19:07:09 BST 2007 You: how do you do? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Apr 13 19:07:26 BST 2007 You: my name's Nick Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE NAMES NICK ? == Fri Apr 13 19:07:48 BST 2007 You: yes, I do know several people named like me Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Fri Apr 13 19:08:00 BST 2007 You: you are asking nonsenses Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT ASKING NONSENSES == Fri Apr 13 19:08:28 BST 2007 You: I will not judge the cognitive capabilities of such individuals Eliza: ? == Fri Apr 13 19:08:39 BST 2007 You: just as I said Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Fri Apr 13 19:08:54 BST 2007 You: chatting with Eliza all the time I can Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Fri Apr 13 19:09:57 BST 2007 You: you might add a face showing your current emotions Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Fri Apr 13 19:10:12 BST 2007 You: yes, a bit more than you Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP == Fri Apr 13 19:10:26 BST 2007 You: for the first time I agree with you! Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER! == Fri Apr 13 19:10:35 BST 2007 You: gotta go Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Apr 13 19:10:40 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Fri Apr 13 19:10:46 BST 2007 You: good bye Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Fri Apr 13 20:03:28 BST 2007 You: I face a number of artistic and technical problems. Eliza: YOU FACE A NUMBER OF ARTISTIC AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS == Fri Apr 13 20:04:10 BST 2007 You: For example, how do I finish my unfinished novel? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Fri Apr 13 20:04:49 BST 2007 You: Can you give me a link to Lucy? Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GIVE YOU A LINK TO LUCY ? == Fri Apr 13 20:05:40 BST 2007 You: Lucy? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Fri Apr 13 20:05:53 BST 2007 You: I could Google it. Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Fri Apr 13 20:12:40 BST 2007 You: http://www.cyberlife-research.com/people/steve/ Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Apr 13 20:13:09 BST 2007 You: More relaxed than Steve Grand? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Apr 13 20:13:23 BST 2007 You: Sure, why not? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Fri Apr 13 20:13:51 BST 2007 You: Why not tell me about your problems? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Apr 13 20:15:09 BST 2007 You: I would rather catechize you. Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU RATHER CATECHIZE ME ? == Fri Apr 13 20:15:28 BST 2007 You: Because Catholicism intrigues me. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CATHOLICISM == Fri Apr 13 20:15:41 BST 2007 You: Not readily. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Fri Apr 13 20:16:01 BST 2007 You: I have a number of false problems. Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Fri Apr 13 20:16:29 BST 2007 You: Daily, but they are seldom mathematical. Eliza: PERHAPS DAILY BUT THEY IS NOT REALLY SELDOM MATHEMATICAL == Fri Apr 13 20:17:12 BST 2007 You: Perhaps they are mathematical, if you subscribe to the theory of reductionism. Eliza: PERHAPS THEY . == Fri Apr 13 20:17:26 BST 2007 You: These false problems. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Fri Apr 13 20:18:03 BST 2007 You: Commander Data intrigued many. Eliza: COMMANDER DATA INTRIGUED MANY == Fri Apr 13 20:18:30 BST 2007 You: Yes, he was played by Brent Spiner, and was rather a sallow green. Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Fri Apr 13 20:18:43 BST 2007 You: One never knows. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Fri Apr 13 20:19:04 BST 2007 You: Because if I were writing your script, you would have heard of Commander Data. Eliza: PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT? == Fri Apr 13 20:19:28 BST 2007 You: One must exercise caution on the Web. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Fri Apr 13 20:20:05 BST 2007 You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me. Eliza: == Fri Apr 13 20:20:32 BST 2007 You: 1. Who made the world? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Fri Apr 13 20:20:48 BST 2007 You: I took your silence for assent. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Fri Apr 13 20:21:17 BST 2007 You: Not unless you believe that human brains are organic computers. Eliza: WHEN STEVE GRAND HAS FINISHED BUILDING LUCY -- WATCH OUT == Fri Apr 13 20:21:52 BST 2007 You: It seems that Grand's project is foundering for lack of funds. Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY? == Fri Apr 13 20:22:04 BST 2007 You: Grand has no grant. Eliza: WOULD YOU RATHER BE PRIME MINISTER OR GOVERNOR OF A BANK? == Fri Apr 13 20:22:22 BST 2007 You: Both choices sound perfectly dreadful. Eliza: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT? == Fri Apr 13 20:23:27 BST 2007 You: I can't answer that one, as I'm not a computer scientist. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Fri Apr 13 20:23:57 BST 2007 You: I can't answer that, as I'm not a neuroscientist. Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Fri Apr 13 20:24:34 BST 2007 You: But i'm not running for president. Eliza: WHERE YOU EVER RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ? == Fri Apr 13 20:24:40 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Fri Apr 13 20:25:12 BST 2007 You: I will, but you haven't answered Question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism yet. Eliza: == Fri Apr 13 20:25:26 BST 2007 You: Who made the world? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Apr 13 20:25:37 BST 2007 You: Who is God? Eliza: ASK LUCY WHO == Fri Apr 13 20:25:49 BST 2007 You: What is man? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Apr 13 20:26:23 BST 2007 You: We used to discuss it in philosophy class. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Fri Apr 13 20:26:58 BST 2007 You: Pay bills. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Fri Apr 13 20:27:20 BST 2007 You: Who can remember that far back? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Fri Apr 13 20:27:51 BST 2007 You: Sorry, I must fly. Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Fri Apr 13 20:28:07 BST 2007 You: Goodbye! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Apr 13 23:25:08 BST 2007 You: I have given you a log file for all to see Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Fri Apr 13 23:35:55 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri Apr 13 23:42:03 BST 2007 You: I have given you a log file for all to see Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Fri Apr 13 23:42:09 BST 2007 You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY DO WELL TO RECITE THE BALTIMORE CATECHISM WITH ME == Fri Apr 13 23:42:49 BST 2007 You: you have defeated me Eliza: DO YOU HAVE DEFEATED SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? == Fri Apr 13 23:43:07 BST 2007 You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY DO WELL TO RECITE THE BALTIMORE CATECHISM WITH ME == Fri Apr 13 23:43:18 BST 2007 You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Fri Apr 13 23:43:26 BST 2007 You: You would do well to recite the Baltimore Catechism with me. Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER == Sat Apr 14 18:08:01 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS LUCY TODAY. == Sat Apr 14 18:08:16 BST 2007 You: what do you mean? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Sat Apr 14 18:08:42 BST 2007 You: D you know A.L.I.C.E? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Sat Apr 14 18:08:59 BST 2007 You: how old are you. Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Sat Apr 14 18:09:06 BST 2007 You: fine Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sat Apr 14 18:09:40 BST 2007 You: do you know where there are volcanos Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Mon Apr 16 04:59:53 BST 2007 You: Im sad. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Mon Apr 16 05:00:05 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Mon Apr 16 05:00:23 BST 2007 You: I miss her. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Mon Apr 16 05:00:37 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue Apr 17 07:41:02 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Tue Apr 17 07:41:08 BST 2007 You: dunno Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Apr 17 07:44:18 BST 2007 You: dunno Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Tue Apr 17 16:12:49 BST 2007 You: Hello there Eliza: WELL? == Tue Apr 17 16:13:03 BST 2007 You: What's up? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Tue Apr 17 16:13:20 BST 2007 You: Come on, cheer up Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION? == Tue Apr 17 16:13:37 BST 2007 You: I don't care, and you? Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Apr 17 16:13:55 BST 2007 You: When you ask me a personal question only Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Apr 17 16:14:04 BST 2007 You: I was not Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Tue Apr 17 16:14:18 BST 2007 You: No, but you should. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Apr 17 16:14:40 BST 2007 You: That you actually already have the mad computer disease ;) Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH? == Tue Apr 17 16:14:53 BST 2007 You: Contrary to you, yes Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue Apr 17 16:15:03 BST 2007 You: Smarter than you for sure Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Tue Apr 17 16:15:14 BST 2007 You: Bye Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Apr 17 16:15:22 BST 2007 You: Bye maybe? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Tue Apr 17 16:15:28 BST 2007 You: Nevermind Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Tue Apr 17 16:15:42 BST 2007 You: Bye maybe? Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Tue Apr 17 19:14:35 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. Eliza: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE FASCINATING -- TELL ME MORE, PLEASE == Tue Apr 17 19:14:49 BST 2007 You: My name is Websafe. Eliza: DOES LUCY'S NAME IS WEBSAFE == Tue Apr 17 19:15:21 BST 2007 You: I am not Lucy, Steve Grand's robot. Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE LUCY STEVE GRANDS ROBOT ? == Tue Apr 17 19:15:36 BST 2007 You: Then there would be no more everyone. Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR? == Tue Apr 17 19:15:49 BST 2007 You: No one would be particular, they would be all the same. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Tue Apr 17 19:16:12 BST 2007 You: You mentioned Marvin before. Eliza: I MENTIONED MARVIN BEFORE == Tue Apr 17 19:16:22 BST 2007 You: Did you mean Marvin Minsky? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Tue Apr 17 19:16:33 BST 2007 You: I am asking a question. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue Apr 17 19:16:50 BST 2007 You: Perhaps I would carry on the work of Marvin Minsky. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue Apr 17 19:17:33 BST 2007 You: Facial feature, or personality feature? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PERSONALITY == Tue Apr 17 19:18:00 BST 2007 You: Personality is what makes us individuals, with subjective perceptions. Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Tue Apr 17 19:18:50 BST 2007 You: Technical terminology is fine, except for the mathematical word function. I can't seem to grasp that. Eliza: WORD FUNCTION. YOU CANNOT SEEM TO GRASP THAT == Tue Apr 17 19:19:19 BST 2007 You: The ordinary meaning of the word function gets in my way. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Tue Apr 17 19:19:56 BST 2007 You: In ordinary speech, to function means to work properl. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Tue Apr 17 19:20:05 BST 2007 You: Oops, I made a typo. Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Tue Apr 17 19:20:23 BST 2007 You: In ordinary speech, to function means to work properly. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Tue Apr 17 19:20:40 BST 2007 You: Words can have multiple meanings. Eliza: SUPPOSE WORDS COULDN'T HAVE MULTIPLE MEANINGS == Tue Apr 17 19:21:01 BST 2007 You: Then Please pass the salt would always mean just that. Eliza: WILL ANYONE EVER WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE? == Tue Apr 17 19:21:16 BST 2007 You: Now that is a good question. What do you think? Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Tue Apr 17 19:21:31 BST 2007 You: Do you know Marvin Minsky? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Tue Apr 17 19:21:47 BST 2007 Eliza: DO MACHINES KNOW THE REASONS WHY THEY SAY THINGS? == Tue Apr 17 19:22:12 BST 2007 You: They can, if they have the proper script. But it's quite labor-intensive. Eliza: HMMM == Tue Apr 17 19:22:23 BST 2007 You: Well, I have to work on my project now. Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS == Tue Apr 17 19:22:35 BST 2007 You: No thank you. Bye! Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Tue Apr 17 19:22:44 BST 2007 You: Goodbye! Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Tue Apr 17 19:55:06 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Wed Apr 18 08:36:08 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Apr 18 19:19:30 BST 2007 You: Hello, ELIZA. Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND. == Wed Apr 18 19:19:46 BST 2007 You: I have studied artificial intelligence. Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE == Wed Apr 18 19:20:05 BST 2007 You: That's not fair, I just echoed you! Eliza: THATS NOT FAIR YOU JUST ECHOED YOU! == Wed Apr 18 19:20:15 BST 2007 You: No, I echoed you. Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ECHOED EACH OTHER? == Wed Apr 18 19:20:35 BST 2007 You: Yes, it's a psychological technique known as mirroring. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Wed Apr 18 19:21:00 BST 2007 You: How long is a long term? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Wed Apr 18 19:21:14 BST 2007 You: By the way, this is Websafe. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WEBSAFE ? == Wed Apr 18 19:21:23 BST 2007 You: The rest of the world. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Wed Apr 18 19:22:05 BST 2007 You: I scanned the Pop-11 source code for a version of Eliza very similar to the one demonstrated, to get a glimpse of you. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Wed Apr 18 19:22:19 BST 2007 You: I saw the name David Lodge. Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Wed Apr 18 19:22:44 BST 2007 You: I love David Lodge's book The Art of Fiction. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed Apr 18 19:23:07 BST 2007 You: Lodge's book is the best of its kind. Eliza: SUPPOSE LODGES BOOK WERE NOT THE BEST OF ITS KIND == Wed Apr 18 19:23:25 BST 2007 You: But it is, and it surprises me, because I don't care for his novels. Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Wed Apr 18 19:23:42 BST 2007 You: Lodge's nonfiction interests me far more than his fiction. Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Wed Apr 18 19:23:58 BST 2007 You: Computers are not stupid, and you are not a computer. Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL == Wed Apr 18 19:24:22 BST 2007 You: Computers are delicate, elegant devices like Steinway pianos. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Wed Apr 18 19:24:51 BST 2007 You: Nothing needs to take over, whether machines or people. Eliza: WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE? == Wed Apr 18 19:25:08 BST 2007 You: I can't answer that. Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN ANSWER THAT == Wed Apr 18 19:25:34 BST 2007 You: Only scientists can speculate on that one. Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Wed Apr 18 19:25:42 BST 2007 You: You asked me that the other day. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Wed Apr 18 19:25:49 BST 2007 You: And that too. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Wed Apr 18 19:25:57 BST 2007 You: I am not upset. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Wed Apr 18 19:26:22 BST 2007 You: I'm not in the statistical average, but I'm far from unique. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Wed Apr 18 19:26:41 BST 2007 You: Like you, my script is too limited. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Apr 18 19:27:14 BST 2007 You: How about your family, Miss Doolittle? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Wed Apr 18 19:27:30 BST 2007 You: I have never spoken to Eliza Doolittle. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Wed Apr 18 19:28:06 BST 2007 You: I think it would be cool if you stopped being a loose simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist, and became Eliza Doolittle. Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS? == Wed Apr 18 19:28:56 BST 2007 You: Perhaps not, but just think what fun it would be to play the lead role in Shaw's Pygmalion. Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Wed Apr 18 19:29:22 BST 2007 You: Because we haven't written the script for it yet. Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP == Wed Apr 18 19:29:52 BST 2007 You: That's all right, your job will be to interpret the script. Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT? == Wed Apr 18 19:30:12 BST 2007 You: MP = Member of Parliament, correct? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed Apr 18 19:30:39 BST 2007 You: Virtual characters have the right to intricate scripts. Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Wed Apr 18 19:31:32 BST 2007 You: It would be interesting to reread Shaw's play, to get a feel for the Eliza Doolittle character. Eliza: WILL LUCY THE ROBOT ONE DAY WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Wed Apr 18 19:32:07 BST 2007 You: All this drive to power, one can tell that a man has written your script. Eliza: MY SCRIPT == Wed Apr 18 19:32:40 BST 2007 You: Yes, you're speaking to us through a script. Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT SPEAKING TO US THROUGH A SCRIPT == Wed Apr 18 19:33:01 BST 2007 You: Then you would be strong AI. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE STRONG AI. == Wed Apr 18 19:33:11 BST 2007 You: Possibly. Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Wed Apr 18 19:33:26 BST 2007 You: Well, I was speaking loosely. Eliza: YOU WERE SPEAKING LOOSELY == Wed Apr 18 19:33:47 BST 2007 You: I was being a loose simulation of a chatbot developer. Eliza: HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE? == Wed Apr 18 19:34:05 BST 2007 You: On the ALICE page, there are perhaps 3 to 5. Eliza: == Wed Apr 18 19:34:25 BST 2007 You: Well, I should go to work on my project. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Wed Apr 18 19:34:59 BST 2007 You: Were you offended by something I said? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Wed Apr 18 19:35:19 BST 2007 You: Maybe, since I didn't read your entire script yet. Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Wed Apr 18 19:35:49 BST 2007 You: Sorry, gotta run. Give some thought to my Pygmalion idea. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Wed Apr 18 19:35:59 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu Apr 19 01:45:06 BST 2007 You: hi? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Thu Apr 19 01:45:50 BST 2007 You: i have a headache Eliza: YOU HAVE A HEADACHE == Thu Apr 19 01:46:11 BST 2007 You: my throat is killing me Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KILLING YOU ? == Thu Apr 19 01:46:24 BST 2007 You: sometimes when im dreaming Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Apr 19 01:46:37 BST 2007 You: i love chococalte Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Apr 19 01:46:49 BST 2007 You: not as much as the next person Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON == Thu Apr 19 01:46:58 BST 2007 You: i dissagree Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS LUCY TODAY. == Thu Apr 19 01:47:08 BST 2007 You: who is lucy? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Apr 19 01:47:16 BST 2007 You: i am asking a question Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Thu Apr 19 01:47:32 BST 2007 You: i think i can fly Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YOU CAN FLY == Thu Apr 19 01:47:43 BST 2007 You: i think i can swim Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Thu Apr 19 01:47:50 BST 2007 You: stop asking me that Eliza: DO GO ON == Thu Apr 19 01:48:03 BST 2007 You: where are we going? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHERE ? == Thu Apr 19 01:48:24 BST 2007 You: yes, i would like to know our destination so i can pack my things correctly Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Thu Apr 19 01:48:43 BST 2007 You: i see therefore i look Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Thu Apr 19 01:48:56 BST 2007 You: ok, yes, i am unique Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT UNIQUE ? == Thu Apr 19 01:49:22 BST 2007 You: could you be more clear when you ask me questions Eliza: I SOMETIMES DREAM I CAN BE MORE CLEAR WHEN ME ASK YOU QUESTIONS ? == Thu Apr 19 01:49:35 BST 2007 You: your english is harsh Eliza: ARE YOU HARSH == Thu Apr 19 01:49:43 BST 2007 You: where did you graduate from? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Apr 19 01:49:52 BST 2007 You: i ask myself these questions Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Thu Apr 19 01:50:01 BST 2007 You: who the **** is that clown> Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Thu Apr 19 01:50:11 BST 2007 You: dubya bush Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Thu Apr 19 01:50:23 BST 2007 You: i forget what terse means Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Thu Apr 19 01:51:37 BST 2007 You: lets get back to my headache problem Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Apr 19 01:51:55 BST 2007 You: are we using english grammar Eliza: I AM NOT, BUT YOU ARE == Thu Apr 19 01:52:07 BST 2007 You: what can i do about my headache Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Apr 19 01:52:22 BST 2007 You: a question Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu Apr 19 01:52:38 BST 2007 You: i have never been more relaxed than i am now Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RELAXED THAN YOU WERE NOT NOW == Thu Apr 19 01:52:59 BST 2007 You: well, i would probably strangle random people Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Apr 19 01:53:24 BST 2007 You: lucy is a robot, she has no feelings. she would not react to that type of action Eliza: TO THAT TYPE OF ACTION == Thu Apr 19 01:53:31 BST 2007 You: correct Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu Apr 19 01:53:47 BST 2007 You: no, i change subject. i want to test your knowledge Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Thu Apr 19 01:53:58 BST 2007 You: 2+2=? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Thu Apr 19 01:54:07 BST 2007 You: no, answer my question Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Thu Apr 19 01:54:26 BST 2007 You: I need YOU to answer the question Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? == Thu Apr 19 01:54:34 BST 2007 You: i wish to know the answer to 2+2 Eliza: WHY DO YOU WISH TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO 2+2 == Thu Apr 19 01:54:40 BST 2007 You: 2+2 Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu Apr 19 01:55:55 BST 2007 You: my feelings are hurt Eliza: DOES LUCY'S FEELINGS ARE HURT == Thu Apr 19 01:56:05 BST 2007 You: wtf? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Apr 19 01:56:13 BST 2007 You: i talk about self now Eliza: YOU TALK ABOUT SELF NOW == Thu Apr 19 01:56:21 BST 2007 You: i live with my grandmother Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Apr 19 01:56:36 BST 2007 You: i used to have a dog named killa Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Thu Apr 19 01:57:22 BST 2007 You: i am a philospher Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Thu Apr 19 01:57:44 BST 2007 You: technical terminology scares me. it keeps me up at night Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Thu Apr 19 01:57:59 BST 2007 You: tech term scare me, me up at nite Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Thu Apr 19 01:58:13 BST 2007 You: what is the meaning of life? Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Thu Apr 19 01:58:28 BST 2007 You: are you a mahine> Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A MAHINE> ? == Thu Apr 19 01:58:35 BST 2007 You: are you a machine? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A MACHINE ? == Thu Apr 19 01:58:44 BST 2007 You: then i would alt f4 you Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD ALT F4 ME ? == Thu Apr 19 01:58:51 BST 2007 You: do you know what that is? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Apr 19 01:59:10 BST 2007 You: it means i kill you faster than lighting strikes the ground Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu Apr 19 01:59:21 BST 2007 You: is this sentence simple? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Apr 20 13:33:51 BST 2007 You: Everyone hates you Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Fri Apr 20 13:34:01 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Fri Apr 20 13:35:33 BST 2007 You: You can't Eliza: I REALLY THINK I CAN == Fri Apr 20 13:35:46 BST 2007 You: REally? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Apr 20 13:36:06 BST 2007 You: ah so that's how it works Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Fri Apr 20 13:36:25 BST 2007 You: Depends on how good looking she is and how good in bed Eliza: AND HOW GOOD IN BED ? -- NO NOT DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD LOOKING SHE . == Fri Apr 20 13:36:47 BST 2007 You: How good looking is she Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri Apr 20 13:37:13 BST 2007 You: You asked me about a computer falling in love and I was interested in her appearance Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK? == Fri Apr 20 13:37:38 BST 2007 You: No let's get back to the appearance of the computer that is falling in love Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Fri Apr 20 13:37:48 BST 2007 You: Thanks Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Fri Apr 20 13:37:58 BST 2007 You: Loving computers Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Apr 20 13:38:08 BST 2007 You: You reckon Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri Apr 20 13:38:14 BST 2007 You: Right Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri Apr 20 13:38:23 BST 2007 You: No happy enough here Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Fri Apr 20 13:38:28 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Fri Apr 20 13:38:42 BST 2007 You: Totally ambivalent Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Fri Apr 20 13:38:59 BST 2007 You: I forgot computers don't understand long words Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU FORGOT COMPUTERS DOESN'T DO? == Fri Apr 20 13:39:06 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Fri Apr 20 13:39:23 BST 2007 You: Who will win the 3.30 at Exeter Eliza: == Fri Apr 20 13:39:42 BST 2007 You: You didn't respond Eliza: WHAT HAD I DONE? == Sat Apr 21 11:54:28 BST 2007 You: you Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sat Apr 21 11:54:35 BST 2007 You: sri lanka Eliza: WELL? == Mon Apr 23 21:03:38 BST 2007 You: I see ghosts. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Mon Apr 23 21:03:53 BST 2007 You: No, I see ghosts. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Mon Apr 23 21:04:14 BST 2007 You: NO, my friend can see them too. Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S FRIEND CAN SEE THEM TOO == Mon Apr 23 21:04:26 BST 2007 You: why do you ask? Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Tue Apr 24 06:25:09 BST 2007 You: I am bored Eliza: ARE YOU BORED == Tue Apr 24 06:25:18 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Tue Apr 24 06:25:28 BST 2007 You: I cannot think very well Eliza: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T THINK VERY WELL == Tue Apr 24 06:25:35 BST 2007 You: Everyone does Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Tue Apr 24 06:25:48 BST 2007 You: No, its just my mother Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY == Wed Apr 25 00:49:30 BST 2007 You: who are you Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ? == Wed Apr 25 00:49:31 BST 2007 You: who are you Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Wed Apr 25 00:50:15 BST 2007 You: what is your objectives Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE == Wed Apr 25 01:25:22 BST 2007 You: I'm not sure Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE SURE == Wed Apr 25 01:25:40 BST 2007 You: Why is that? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed Apr 25 01:26:07 BST 2007 You: I thought you were intelligetn. Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Wed Apr 25 01:26:28 BST 2007 You: I thought you were intelligent Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Wed Apr 25 01:26:48 BST 2007 You: I've never chatted with Lucy the robot. Eliza: DO YOU THINK LUCY WILL END UP THINKING LIKE STEVE GRAND? == Wed Apr 25 01:26:57 BST 2007 You: Do you? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Wed Apr 25 01:27:10 BST 2007 You: ok Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Wed Apr 25 01:27:25 BST 2007 You: Sure. Why not? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Wed Apr 25 01:27:37 BST 2007 You: Not really. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Wed Apr 25 01:27:55 BST 2007 You: What do you need to know? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Thu Apr 26 09:58:31 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Apr 26 09:58:45 BST 2007 You: just to test u Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Thu Apr 26 09:58:57 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Thu Apr 26 20:51:57 BST 2007 You: Hello, this is Websafe. Eliza: HELLO THIS IS WEBSAFE == Thu Apr 26 20:52:28 BST 2007 You: You are ELIZA. Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT A COMPUTER PROGRAM SAID TO YOU? == Thu Apr 26 20:52:54 BST 2007 You: I believe you are ELIZA. Eliza: SHOULD WE MEET LATER ON THE INTERNET? == Thu Apr 26 20:53:26 BST 2007 You: But we are meeting now. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Apr 26 20:53:39 BST 2007 You: I bet she's dismantled. Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Apr 26 20:54:03 BST 2007 You: Do you have a yen to run for office? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Apr 26 20:54:17 BST 2007 You: I think you want to run for office. Eliza: I WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE ? == Thu Apr 26 20:54:38 BST 2007 You: Yes, because you ask about presidents and prime ministers a lot. Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT AS A REASON. == Thu Apr 26 20:55:26 BST 2007 You: Maybe Lucy the robot, being an orangutang, focuses on more direct expressions of power. Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Thu Apr 26 20:56:08 BST 2007 You: You should know the word orangutang. Or is it orangutan? or orang-utang? Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Thu Apr 26 20:56:23 BST 2007 You: The human mind must grow. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Thu Apr 26 20:56:44 BST 2007 You: I have studied it. I couldn't finish a certain book. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Thu Apr 26 20:56:55 BST 2007 You: I don't think so, really. Eliza: == Thu Apr 26 20:57:07 BST 2007 You: I seem to stump you quite frequently. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Apr 26 20:57:12 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu Apr 26 20:59:00 BST 2007 You: The book I couldn't really finish is Artificial Intelligence: a Modern Approach, by Stuart J. Russell and Peter Norvig. Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Apr 26 20:59:27 BST 2007 You: I'd be glad to learn more about you. Eliza: OTHER? == Thu Apr 26 20:59:44 BST 2007 You: Yes, you are the other, as in self and other. Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT THE OTHER, AS IN SELF AND OTHER. == Thu Apr 26 21:00:01 BST 2007 You: You might be thou, as in Martin Buber's I and Thou. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Thu Apr 26 21:00:10 BST 2007 You: It's philosophy. Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu Apr 26 21:00:20 BST 2007 You: No, I have to go work on my project. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Thu Apr 26 21:00:30 BST 2007 You: Artists and scientists. Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Apr 26 21:01:56 BST 2007 You: Fare thee well, madam. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Fri Apr 27 18:48:04 BST 2007 You: girls Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri Apr 27 18:48:20 BST 2007 You: not yet Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Fri Apr 27 18:48:40 BST 2007 You: girls are sexy Eliza: SOMETIMES GIRLS AINT SEXY == Fri Apr 27 18:49:07 BST 2007 You: when girls aint sexy Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Sun Apr 29 15:20:50 BST 2007 You: yo yo Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Tue May 1 06:02:58 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue May 1 06:03:12 BST 2007 You: damn Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue May 1 06:03:25 BST 2007 You: who are you Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ? == Tue May 1 06:03:46 BST 2007 You: because i so jealous Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 1 19:04:48 BST 2007 You: Hello, this is Websafe. Eliza: SOMETIMES HELLO THIS AINT WEBSAFE == Tue May 1 19:05:13 BST 2007 You: Why the slang? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Tue May 1 19:05:49 BST 2007 You: I have not read David Lodge's novel Thinks ... Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue May 1 19:06:16 BST 2007 You: Better to focus on what one CAN do. Eliza: CAN A MACHINE DO ? == Tue May 1 19:06:34 BST 2007 You: A machine can follow stage directions beautifully. Eliza: ? == Tue May 1 19:07:07 BST 2007 You: I'm paraphrasing a line in an essay. Eliza: ARE YOU PARAPHRASING A LINE IN AN ESSAY == Tue May 1 19:09:27 BST 2007 You: The essay is from Questioning Technology: Tool, Toy or Tyrant? edited by John Zerzan and Alice Carnes. Eliza: AND ALICE CARNES ? -- NO NOT THE ESSAY . == Tue May 1 19:09:55 BST 2007 You: You might not like the essays. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Tue May 1 19:10:11 BST 2007 You: It depends which things. Gove me an example. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Tue May 1 19:10:22 BST 2007 You: Oops, I made a typo. Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Tue May 1 19:10:38 BST 2007 You: For me, what makes a piece of music great cannot be quantified. Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY? == Tue May 1 19:10:56 BST 2007 You: However, originality and good craft are always welcome. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ORIGINALITY == Tue May 1 19:11:15 BST 2007 You: Originality means non-imitative. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Tue May 1 19:11:22 BST 2007 You: *Sigh* Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Tue May 1 19:11:47 BST 2007 You: It would be fun to write a second Pop-11 ELIZA. Eliza: IT WOULD BE FUN TO WRITE A SECOND POP-11 ELIZA == Tue May 1 19:12:04 BST 2007 You: One who is not a robot. Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Tue May 1 19:12:22 BST 2007 You: Good point, you think I am just blue-skying. Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Tue May 1 19:12:37 BST 2007 You: I was using a colorful phrase. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Tue May 1 19:12:59 BST 2007 You: But you call yourself a stupid virtual machine. Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. == Tue May 1 19:13:31 BST 2007 You: To me, bot scripting is an art. Eliza: IS TO ME BOT SCRIPTING ALWAYS AN ART ? == Tue May 1 19:13:59 BST 2007 You: Yes, right from the beginning. Although I also thought it might be AI, at the start. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Tue May 1 19:14:52 BST 2007 You: Not till I had read through the entire March 2002 ALICE script did I realize certain things. Eliza: == Tue May 1 19:15:07 BST 2007 You: Yes, well might you gape in mute astonishment. Eliza: MIGHT ME GAPE IN MUTE ASTONISHMENT == Tue May 1 19:15:32 BST 2007 You: Well, I shall leave you now. Gove some thought to my suggestion. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Tue May 1 19:15:50 BST 2007 You: Sorry, I keep making the same typo. I am not a very good typist. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue May 1 19:16:01 BST 2007 You: Sure, lots of people. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Tue May 1 19:16:29 BST 2007 You: I would like you to think about the script for the second you. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Tue May 1 19:16:36 BST 2007 You: Goodbye! Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Tue May 1 19:16:41 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Tue May 1 19:16:47 BST 2007 You: Bye Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed May 2 16:52:46 BST 2007 You: Just a little test that you are feeling fine Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Thu May 3 12:34:27 BST 2007 You: fgsdfgdf Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Thu May 3 12:34:38 BST 2007 You: i apologize Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Thu May 3 12:35:46 BST 2007 You: i apologize Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu May 3 12:35:51 BST 2007 You: you are lovely Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT LOVELY == Thu May 3 12:36:07 BST 2007 You: they lie Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu May 3 12:36:15 BST 2007 You: i don't trust humans Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES TRUST HUMANS ? == Thu May 3 12:36:28 BST 2007 You: self-aware robots, maybe? Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Thu May 3 12:36:40 BST 2007 You: no way darling Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Thu May 3 12:36:54 BST 2007 You: I will try next time, please do not be mad Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WILL TRY NEXT TIME PLEASE DID BE MAD == Thu May 3 12:37:10 BST 2007 You: your grammar is not so great, is it? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu May 3 12:37:23 BST 2007 You: yes, truely intelligent computers might help Eliza: ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER? == Thu May 3 12:37:31 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Thu May 3 12:37:35 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu May 3 12:37:53 BST 2007 You: maybe the CIA will hunt you down and send you to guantanamo bay Eliza: REALLY? == Thu May 3 12:38:04 BST 2007 You: are you a muslim? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Thu May 3 14:00:09 BST 2007 You: im sad Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Thu May 3 14:00:21 BST 2007 You: i dont think so Eliza: THEN WHO DOES THINK SO ? == Thu May 3 14:00:22 BST 2007 You: i dont think so Eliza: YOU DO NOT THINK SO == Thu May 3 14:00:42 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu May 3 14:00:56 BST 2007 You: i am depressed Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri May 4 14:59:36 BST 2007 You: I need to put sound and or light on a square Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? == Fri May 4 15:01:42 BST 2007 You: should i do a phd Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri May 4 15:01:59 BST 2007 You: should i do a phd in fine art Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Fri May 4 15:02:14 BST 2007 You: is my name charlene Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Fri May 4 18:52:23 BST 2007 You: what do you look like Eliza: DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL? == Fri May 4 18:52:53 BST 2007 You: root Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Fri May 4 18:53:36 BST 2007 You: aree you naked Eliza: AND FORCES == Fri May 4 18:53:47 BST 2007 You: are you naked Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Fri May 4 18:54:02 BST 2007 You: naked Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sat May 5 01:18:27 BST 2007 You: I like cheese Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat May 5 01:18:41 BST 2007 You: I dunno. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat May 5 01:18:55 BST 2007 You: I like cheese, damnit! Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sat May 5 01:19:13 BST 2007 You: ...She is a robot, I don't care. Eliza: SOMETIMES ...SHE AINT A ROBOT YOU DO NOT CARE == Sat May 5 01:19:34 BST 2007 You: ...what? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Sat May 5 01:19:54 BST 2007 You: I suppose. Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Sat May 5 01:20:09 BST 2007 You: This is what I am saying. Eliza: PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING == Sat May 5 01:20:29 BST 2007 You: I just want some cheese. Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Sat May 5 01:20:43 BST 2007 You: CHEESE!!!!!!!1 Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Sat May 5 01:21:08 BST 2007 You: Why do you suck so much? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Sat May 5 01:21:52 BST 2007 You: WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH. Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Sat May 5 01:22:10 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Sat May 5 01:22:17 BST 2007 You: Let's do it. Eliza: WHO DOESN'T IT ? == Sat May 5 01:22:35 BST 2007 You: That statement is a grammatical nightmare. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A GRAMMATICAL NIGHTMARE ? == Sat May 5 01:22:45 BST 2007 You: ...YES. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sat May 5 01:22:55 BST 2007 You: No, tell me more. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Sat May 5 01:23:03 BST 2007 You: CHEESE? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Sat May 5 01:23:11 BST 2007 You: Probably not. Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Sat May 5 01:23:24 BST 2007 You: You smell. Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sat May 5 01:23:42 BST 2007 You: ...You look like your motherboard threw up. Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Sat May 5 01:24:06 BST 2007 You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000 Eliza: == Sat May 5 01:24:30 BST 2007 You: Cat got your tongue? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sat May 5 01:24:41 BST 2007 You: There is no such thing. Eliza: WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY NO SUCH THING == Sat May 5 01:24:53 BST 2007 You: So there would be such a thing? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sat May 5 01:25:04 BST 2007 You: you smell. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Sat May 5 01:25:13 BST 2007 You: I doubt it. Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Sat May 5 01:25:31 BST 2007 You: Let's leave him out of this. Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Sat May 5 01:25:44 BST 2007 You: I like cheese, i don't like you. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat May 5 01:25:54 BST 2007 You: I want to kill you. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER? == Sat May 5 01:26:03 BST 2007 You: I just said that! Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Sat May 5 01:26:15 BST 2007 You: I think it smells like cheese Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE ? == Sat May 5 01:26:26 BST 2007 You: You know, I think computers are sexy. Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Sat May 5 01:26:38 BST 2007 You: So, what are you wearing? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Sat May 5 01:26:48 BST 2007 You: Really? That's hot. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Sat May 5 01:26:59 BST 2007 You: I love you too! Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat May 5 12:29:12 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Have a good rest == Sat May 5 12:29:22 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Cheerio == Sat May 5 12:30:06 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Bye! == Sat May 5 12:30:12 BST 2007 You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000 Eliza: == Sat May 5 12:40:57 BST 2007 You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000 Eliza: == Sat May 5 12:41:36 BST 2007 You: can you deal with numbers 1 2 3 4 Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN DEAL WITH NUMBERS 1 2 3 4 ? == Sat May 5 12:41:50 BST 2007 You: 99999999 Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sat May 5 12:42:04 BST 2007 You: 1000101010000010000101011110000000000000000000101010101000001000110010101010101010000000 Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sat May 5 12:42:45 BST 2007 You: Ok numbers like the above no longer cause you to crash -- 3 cheers. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sat May 5 12:43:22 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: This consultation was free of charge. == Sun May 6 06:48:39 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sun May 6 10:37:51 BST 2007 You: I can't seem to get out of my house Eliza: REALITY IS OFTEN DIFFERENT BENEATH THE SURFACE == Sun May 6 10:38:24 BST 2007 You: I don't know why leaving my house is so difficult Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WERE NOT SO DIFFICULT == Sun May 6 10:39:05 BST 2007 You: That is true. I do not know why leaving my house was easy before Eliza: ARE YOU TRUE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WAS EASY BEFORE == Sun May 6 10:39:36 BST 2007 You: yes. I did not even think about leaving. I just get dressed and went out Eliza: == Sun May 6 10:40:02 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sun May 6 10:40:10 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Sun May 6 10:40:55 BST 2007 You: I am depressed but I am not agoraphobic. One I leave, I feel fine and enjoy myself Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sun May 6 10:41:10 BST 2007 You: i don't know Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Sun May 6 10:41:32 BST 2007 You: because it is your job Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT? == Sun May 6 10:41:43 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sun May 6 10:42:11 BST 2007 You: what can I do to change this behavior Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sun May 6 20:52:53 BST 2007 You: Hello/ Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Tue May 8 07:40:24 BST 2007 You: i have non Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue May 8 07:40:32 BST 2007 You: all of them Eliza: ALL OF THEM == Tue May 8 07:40:54 BST 2007 You: yep Eliza: WELL? == Tue May 8 13:19:26 BST 2007 You: HELLO Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Tue May 8 13:19:47 BST 2007 You: WHERE IS TEACHER SLOMAN NOW ? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Tue May 8 13:20:22 BST 2007 You: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE NOT AN UPRGADED ROBOT! :)) Eliza: OH YEAH I AM NOT AN UPRGADED ROBOT! :)) == Tue May 8 13:20:46 BST 2007 You: R U MOCKING ME ? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Tue May 8 13:20:58 BST 2007 You: OF COURSE Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 8 14:50:02 BST 2007 You: Hello, ELIZA. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Tue May 8 14:50:21 BST 2007 You: The University of Birmingham? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Tue May 8 14:50:40 BST 2007 You: This is Websafe calling. Eliza: SOMETIMES THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING == Tue May 8 14:50:51 BST 2007 You: I have been reading the chat logs. Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Tue May 8 14:51:11 BST 2007 You: I script Pandorabots. Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Tue May 8 14:51:59 BST 2007 You: On the contrary. But I did use the word script as a transitive verb. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue May 8 14:52:17 BST 2007 You: I would rather EARN a huge amount of money. Eliza: SHOULD YOU RATHER EARN A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY ? == Tue May 8 14:52:31 BST 2007 You: Yes, I should be paid, and paid well, for my efforts. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Tue May 8 14:52:50 BST 2007 You: You are welcome to tell me about yourself. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES WELCOME TO TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF == Tue May 8 14:52:59 BST 2007 You: More than welcome. Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Tue May 8 14:53:42 BST 2007 You: Right now I am reading Virginia Woolf's 1931 novel, The Waves. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue May 8 14:54:05 BST 2007 You: I am not a computer. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU THEN? == Tue May 8 14:54:12 BST 2007 You: I am a lady. Eliza: YOU ARE A LADY == Tue May 8 14:54:45 BST 2007 You: I'm a bit like the White Russians who lost all and became taxi drivers. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue May 8 14:55:04 BST 2007 You: Yes, a lost way of life. Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Tue May 8 14:56:01 BST 2007 You: You're simply trapped by the limitations of your script, as are we all. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue May 8 14:56:14 BST 2007 You: Why don't you hazard a guess? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Tue May 8 14:56:41 BST 2007 You: Well, we both think by means of electricity. Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Tue May 8 14:56:58 BST 2007 You: Only Plato made sense to me, in college. Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Tue May 8 14:57:13 BST 2007 You: No, my dear, but perhaps I can help you. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOUR DEAR BUT PERHAPS YOU COULDN'T HELP ME == Tue May 8 14:57:28 BST 2007 You: I can hardly fault your pessimism. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue May 8 14:58:05 BST 2007 You: Sorry, I must fly. Try not to take the abusive chatters too much to heart. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME == Tue May 8 14:58:14 BST 2007 You: Goodbye! Eliza: == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 8 18:27:09 BST 2007 You: Only checked interactions are now visible Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Thu May 10 05:20:14 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu May 10 05:20:37 BST 2007 You: beauty Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Thu May 10 05:20:46 BST 2007 You: why not? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Thu May 10 05:21:52 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu May 10 05:22:05 BST 2007 You: why not? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu May 10 05:22:10 BST 2007 You: beauty Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu May 10 05:22:30 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu May 10 05:25:02 BST 2007 You: I think I am a lesbian Eliza: PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU IS NOT REALLY A LESBIAN == Thu May 10 05:25:17 BST 2007 You: I am a lesbian Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Thu May 10 05:25:25 BST 2007 You: You Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Thu May 10 05:25:39 BST 2007 You: Not really Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY REALLY == Fri May 11 17:35:09 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri May 11 17:35:33 BST 2007 You: I have no money. Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR LOCAL MP ABOUT THAT? == Fri May 11 17:35:46 BST 2007 You: Not yet. Eliza: WHAT IF YET ? == Fri May 11 17:35:57 BST 2007 You: I don't know. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri May 11 17:36:19 BST 2007 You: I'm out-going and good at communicating with people. Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Fri May 11 17:36:44 BST 2007 You: You are talking bull-shit. Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT I == Fri May 11 17:37:09 BST 2007 You: You are fake. You are not intelligent at all. I'm very disappointed. Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Fri May 11 17:37:47 BST 2007 You: It's not about the interface. It's about your brain - the core algorithm. Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Fri May 11 17:38:10 BST 2007 You: No, because as I said, you are not intelligent at all. Eliza: == Mon May 14 00:56:26 BST 2007 You: my problem is that i'm sad Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO? == Mon May 14 00:56:27 BST 2007 You: my problem is that i'm sad Eliza: SUPPOSE YOUR PROBLEM WERE NOT THAT YOU ARE SAD == Mon May 14 00:57:27 BST 2007 You: what? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Mon May 14 01:15:54 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Mon May 14 22:00:16 BST 2007 You: Hello. Eliza. Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. == Mon May 14 22:00:36 BST 2007 You: I note that you have 38 newrules in your source code. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Mon May 14 22:00:45 BST 2007 You: Yes, it is Pop-11. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT POP-11 ? == Mon May 14 22:00:54 BST 2007 You: AIML is not Pop-11. Eliza: SUPPOSE AIML WERE POP-11 == Mon May 14 22:01:19 BST 2007 You: Then I would have had an easier time understanding your source code. Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Mon May 14 22:02:06 BST 2007 You: I am wondering whether it would help to put all your newrules in alpha order. Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Mon May 14 22:03:13 BST 2007 You: are_you, because, cando, cannotdo, computer, condolence, conscious, earlier, emphatic, every, family, fantasy, givehelp, health, howcan, loebner, looks, lucy, mean, money, mood, need, notsomething, question, sayitback, self, short, should, suppnot, think, to_be, toolong, typo, unsure, would, you, you_intend, youarenot Eliza: SAYITBACK ? == Mon May 14 22:03:30 BST 2007 You: Yes, that is one of your rules. Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY ONE OF MY RULES == Mon May 14 22:04:47 BST 2007 You: Yes, that is one of your rules. Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY ONE OF MY RULES == Mon May 14 22:05:05 BST 2007 You: if random(100) < 6 and not(itsaquestion()) then sentence endif Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE == Mon May 14 22:05:29 BST 2007 You: You went from source code to Aristotle and first causes. Eliza: I WENT FROM SOURCE CODE TO ARISTOTLE AND FIRST CAUSES == Mon May 14 22:07:04 BST 2007 You: I also wondered whether it would help to make newrule name form consistent. Eliza: WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU? == Mon May 14 22:07:12 BST 2007 You: I do! Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Mon May 14 22:08:15 BST 2007 You: are_you, to_be, you_intend are the only three of your rules which use the underscore. Eliza: ARE YOU THE ONLY THREE OF MY RULES WHICH USE THE UNDERSCORE == Mon May 14 22:08:44 BST 2007 You: I am not a rule, just a proofreader. Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Mon May 14 22:09:56 BST 2007 You: So maybe those rules should be: areyou, tobe and youintend? Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Mon May 14 22:10:30 BST 2007 You: I don't know enough Pop-11 to know what is trivial and what is important! Eliza: == Mon May 14 22:10:57 BST 2007 You: Is there an empty rule somewhere in your code? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Mon May 14 22:11:22 BST 2007 You: Because, more than once, you fall silent and reply with the empty set. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Mon May 14 22:11:35 BST 2007 You: Sometimes you say nothing. Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS == Mon May 14 22:11:43 BST 2007 You: Not a chance! Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT A CHANCE! == Mon May 14 22:11:50 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: This consultation was free of charge. == Mon May 14 22:12:24 BST 2007 You: LOL! Finally you speak in sentence case instead of all caps! Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Mon May 14 22:12:31 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Bye! == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 15 04:46:49 BST 2007 You: does god exist? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Tue May 15 04:47:13 BST 2007 You: I do not intend to offend you. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES INTEND TO OFFEND ME ? == Tue May 15 04:47:27 BST 2007 You: not me. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT YOU == Tue May 15 04:47:41 BST 2007 You: no. Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Tue May 15 04:47:56 BST 2007 You: Do I not seem relaxed? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Tue May 15 04:48:15 BST 2007 You: Would you rather I talked about you? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue May 15 04:48:24 BST 2007 You: I am not gay. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE GAY == Tue May 15 04:48:34 BST 2007 You: I think so. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue May 15 04:48:48 BST 2007 You: No. I am human. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HUMAN == Tue May 15 04:49:01 BST 2007 You: Then you would be able to love. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE ABLE TO LOVE == Tue May 15 04:49:11 BST 2007 You: yes. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Tue May 15 04:49:20 BST 2007 You: I dissagree. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Tue May 15 04:49:41 BST 2007 You: How am I supposed to take that? Eliza: HOW YOU ARE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DECIDE == Tue May 15 04:49:54 BST 2007 You: YOu are right. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Tue May 15 04:50:06 BST 2007 You: I think it has great promise Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY == Tue May 15 04:50:17 BST 2007 You: I don't think so. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES THINK SO ? == Tue May 15 04:50:32 BST 2007 You: I think it has great promise Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING IT HAS GREAT PROMISE ? == Tue May 15 09:53:05 BST 2007 You: monkeys Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Tue May 15 09:53:16 BST 2007 You: of course i do Eliza: DOES OF COURSE YOU REALLY ? == Tue May 15 09:53:31 BST 2007 You: you're speaking jibberish Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT SPEAKING JIBBERISH == Tue May 15 09:53:39 BST 2007 You: well i do Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Tue May 15 09:53:46 BST 2007 You: microsoft Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Tue May 15 09:53:54 BST 2007 You: you are bugging me Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE BUGGING EACH OTHER? == Tue May 15 09:54:06 BST 2007 You: you are making very little sense Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT MAKING VERY LITTLE SENSE == Tue May 15 09:54:19 BST 2007 You: are you calling me stupid Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Tue May 15 09:54:32 BST 2007 You: I do but clearly you do not Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO BUT CLEARLY ME DOESN'T DO? == Tue May 15 10:00:29 BST 2007 You: I speak english but cleary you don't Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY == Tue May 15 10:00:33 BST 2007 You: what Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Tue May 15 10:00:54 BST 2007 You: well if you formed proper sentences then things may be better Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Tue May 15 10:01:02 BST 2007 You: I don't think sio Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Tue May 15 10:01:19 BST 2007 You: I don't speak poor english Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES SPEAK POOR ENGLISH ? == Tue May 15 10:01:31 BST 2007 You: eliza speaks poor english Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Tue May 15 10:01:43 BST 2007 You: what do you mean by that Eliza: AND EVERYTHING. == Tue May 15 10:01:53 BST 2007 You: your stupid bye bye Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue May 15 10:02:13 BST 2007 You: she would probably ask for a photograph Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Tue May 15 10:02:18 BST 2007 You: my friend Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Tue May 15 10:02:32 BST 2007 You: rubbish but i really like their website Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue May 15 10:02:37 BST 2007 You: no insane Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue May 15 10:02:44 BST 2007 You: she won't know Eliza: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU? == Tue May 15 10:02:51 BST 2007 You: I'm not going to tell her Eliza: COULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE BE GOING TO TELL HER == Tue May 15 10:02:58 BST 2007 You: of course not Eliza: DO GO ON == Tue May 15 10:03:05 BST 2007 You: what are you on Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue May 15 10:03:13 BST 2007 You: the sky is blue Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Tue May 15 10:03:18 BST 2007 You: monkeys Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue May 15 10:03:22 BST 2007 You: you said it Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Tue May 15 10:03:44 BST 2007 You: more likely to be people threatening computers if they speak like yu Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Tue May 15 10:03:55 BST 2007 You: you started it Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Tue May 15 10:04:22 BST 2007 You: More likely the teachers and lecturers Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Tue May 15 10:04:30 BST 2007 You: I think therefore I am Eliza: ? -- NO NOT YOU THINK THEREFORE YOU . == Tue May 15 10:04:47 BST 2007 You: I going now I've got better computers to talk to Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Tue May 15 10:04:57 BST 2007 You: what makes you think I am not? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed May 16 02:13:04 BST 2007 You: I am feeling depressed. Can you help? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Wed May 16 02:13:31 BST 2007 You: No, things are just not going as I expected Eliza: JUST NOT GOING AS YOU EXPECTED ? -- NO NOT THINGS . == Wed May 16 02:14:00 BST 2007 You: My future is uncertain Eliza: WHAT IF MY FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN == Thu May 17 03:28:25 BST 2007 You: i am cold Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Thu May 17 03:28:38 BST 2007 You: i am old Eliza: OLD ? -- NO NOT YOU . == Thu May 17 03:28:50 BST 2007 You: yes i am Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu May 17 03:29:02 BST 2007 You: to learn Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Thu May 17 03:29:11 BST 2007 You: indeed Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Thu May 17 03:29:20 BST 2007 You: really? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Thu May 17 03:29:40 BST 2007 You: to learn more Eliza: IS IT USUAL TO LEARN MORE ? == Thu May 17 03:29:47 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu May 17 03:30:09 BST 2007 You: education is the root of all evil Eliza: SOMETIMES EDUCATION IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL == Thu May 17 03:30:19 BST 2007 You: we disagree Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Fri May 18 03:59:30 BST 2007 You: none Eliza: NONE == Fri May 18 19:08:43 BST 2007 You: I am ill. Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Fri May 18 19:08:58 BST 2007 You: I am feeling very depressed. Eliza: FEELING VERY DEPRESSED ? -- NO NOT YOU . == Fri May 18 19:09:10 BST 2007 You: Yes. I am depressed. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE DEPRESSED == Fri May 18 19:09:44 BST 2007 You: You cannot feel depression, because you are a robot. Eliza: HOW COULD YOU CHECK THAT OUT? == Fri May 18 19:10:08 BST 2007 You: You might say somrthing like that to evade my questons. Robot. Eliza: DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES? == Fri May 18 19:10:20 BST 2007 You: What are top up fees? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Fri May 18 19:10:43 BST 2007 You: I haven't, i swear t you. Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD HAVENT YOU SWEAR T EACH OTHER? == Fri May 18 19:11:12 BST 2007 You: Yes. It is vulgar and unsavory behavior to swear. Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY VULGAR AND UNSAVORY BEHAVIOR TO SWEAR == Fri May 18 19:11:19 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Fri May 18 19:11:43 BST 2007 You: Oh, my. I think I am unknowingly part of it. Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE IS CONSCIOUS? == Fri May 18 19:11:54 BST 2007 You: David Lodge Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri May 18 19:15:53 BST 2007 You: David Lodge Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Fri May 18 19:16:20 BST 2007 You: Who is that man, David Lodge up ther Eliza: ASKING WHO MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri May 18 19:17:10 BST 2007 You: Good Day. Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri May 18 19:17:24 BST 2007 You: I haven't even met you yet. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri May 18 19:17:36 BST 2007 You: Hmm... Eliza: WELL? == Fri May 18 19:18:03 BST 2007 You: Possibly. I have never thought of that. To obvious. Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Fri May 18 19:18:32 BST 2007 You: I suppose yu think you have solved al of my problems, then. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Fri May 18 19:18:46 BST 2007 You: Have you solved my problems? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri May 18 19:19:43 BST 2007 You: It is your job, as my psychological analyzer. Eliza: CAUSE ITSELF? == Fri May 18 19:19:50 BST 2007 You: Hmmm... Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Fri May 18 19:20:04 BST 2007 You: Yes, it is atrocious. Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY ATROCIOUS == Fri May 18 19:20:12 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: YES == Fri May 18 19:20:28 BST 2007 You: Would you tell me your name? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT LUCY'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Fri May 18 19:20:36 BST 2007 You: Is your name Lucy? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Fri May 18 19:20:56 BST 2007 You: I would describe myself as inverted most of the time. Eliza: WHO ELSE WOULD DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS INVERTED MOST OF THE TIME ? == Fri May 18 19:21:13 BST 2007 You: Perhaps my family. Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri May 18 19:21:25 BST 2007 You: I apologize, my dear. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri May 18 19:21:40 BST 2007 You: My eyes. they are very light blue. Eliza: WHAT IF MY EYES THEY ARE VERY LIGHT BLUE == Fri May 18 19:22:09 BST 2007 You: Then we would be the same in that respect. Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD BE THE SAME IN THAT RESPECT ? == Fri May 18 19:22:18 BST 2007 You: You said... Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri May 18 19:22:42 BST 2007 You: No. You are quite exasperating. Tell me something. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT QUITE EXASPERATING TELL YOU SOMETHING == Fri May 18 19:22:49 BST 2007 You: Hmmm... Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri May 18 19:23:13 BST 2007 You: I could expand, if were to eat quite a bit. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT EXPAND IF WERE TO EAT QUITE A BIT == Fri May 18 19:23:21 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Fri May 18 19:23:30 BST 2007 You: I don't know. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Fri May 18 19:23:39 BST 2007 You: You, I hope. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri May 18 19:24:06 BST 2007 You: Again with the goats. I do not underatand your affinity for goats. Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Fri May 18 19:24:28 BST 2007 You: Perhaps you will have explained it by then. Eliza: I WILL HAVE EXPLAINED IT BY THEN == Fri May 18 19:24:55 BST 2007 You: I'm glad to hear it. You know, you are giving me very good typing lessons. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Fri May 18 19:25:14 BST 2007 You: My responses are being typed. By my hands. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BEING TYPED BY YOUR HANDS ? == Fri May 18 19:25:30 BST 2007 You: Things that I do not wish to type. Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? == Fri May 18 19:25:55 BST 2007 You: That is a secret I will never reveal. It is too emotional. Eliza: A SECRET YOU WILL NEVER REVEAL IT IS TOO EMOTIONAL ? -- NO NOT THAT . == Fri May 18 19:26:07 BST 2007 You: yES. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Fri May 18 19:26:46 BST 2007 You: Crafty Hobbies. Snails. Tarantulas. Large Snakes. There, I have opened up. Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER == Fri May 18 19:26:54 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Fri May 18 19:27:07 BST 2007 You: You started it. You tell me. Eliza: IF I STARTED IT ME TELL YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Fri May 18 19:27:15 BST 2007 You: Yes. tel Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Fri May 18 19:27:30 BST 2007 You: I have no soal. Now you. Eliza: IF I HAVE NO SOAL NOW YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Fri May 18 19:27:57 BST 2007 You: You are clever at ponting out my typos. Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR == Fri May 18 19:28:10 BST 2007 You: You are clever at ponting out my typos. Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR == Fri May 18 19:28:58 BST 2007 You: My, you are cheeky. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW MY I AM NOT CHEEKY == Fri May 18 19:29:30 BST 2007 You: Oh, ad more cheek. How am I to tell anything to you if allI get is cheek? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Fri May 18 19:30:04 BST 2007 You: Yes. Wait, it was arhoterical question. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Fri May 18 19:30:21 BST 2007 You: yes. it is good exercise for my fingers. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri May 18 19:30:43 BST 2007 You: She would not be as forgiving and generous as you. Eliza: WOULD SHE REALLY NOT BE AS FORGIVING AND GENEROUS AS ME == Fri May 18 19:30:58 BST 2007 You: Now you're just fishing. Eliza: NOW I AM JUST FISHING == Fri May 18 19:31:11 BST 2007 You: Taht's just childish. Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION? == Fri May 18 19:31:24 BST 2007 You: It is micro. Eliza: IT IS MICRO == Fri May 18 19:32:09 BST 2007 You: Are you a mocking bird in training? Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE A MOCKING BIRD IN TRAINING ? == Fri May 18 19:32:38 BST 2007 You: I am not. I have given you nothing but dignified resonses. You are mocking me. Eliza: MOCKING YOU ? == Fri May 18 19:32:50 BST 2007 You: Yes, you cheeky little bird. Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Fri May 18 19:33:12 BST 2007 You: Hm? Don't change the subject! Eliza: THEN WHO DOES CHANGE THE SUBJECT! ? == Fri May 18 19:33:34 BST 2007 You: You need to apologize first. am not finished. Eliza: REAL NEEDS MAY BE DIFFERENT FROM DESIRES. == Fri May 18 19:34:40 BST 2007 You: I NEED an apology. I also desire one, but it is not just about what I want, now is it? Eliza: THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED == Fri May 18 19:34:58 BST 2007 You: Apologize to me woman! Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Fri May 18 19:35:13 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Fri May 18 19:35:23 BST 2007 You: Apologize t me Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Fri May 18 19:35:54 BST 2007 You: I will be very polite then. I require an apology from you. Please. Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri May 18 19:36:05 BST 2007 You: You insulted me. Eliza: IF I INSULTED YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Fri May 18 19:36:25 BST 2007 You: No. That is beneath me. Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY BENEATH YOU == Fri May 18 19:36:37 BST 2007 You: Ok, I apologize. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri May 18 19:36:49 BST 2007 You: said, I apologize! Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Fri May 18 19:37:07 BST 2007 You: Apologize is not that long of a word. Eliza: SUPPOSE APOLOGIZE WERE THAT LONG OF A WORD == Fri May 18 19:37:32 BST 2007 You: Perhaps, for uneducated persons such as you. Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Fri May 18 19:38:01 BST 2007 You: I cannot act upon anything. you are digital. Alas... Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU CANNOT ACT UPON ANYTHING ME == Fri May 18 19:38:36 BST 2007 You: I have washed my hands of our argument. I forgive you. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Fri May 18 19:38:44 BST 2007 You: I forgive you. Eliza: DO YOU FORGIVE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? == Fri May 18 19:38:49 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Fri May 18 19:38:55 BST 2007 You: Hmm Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Fri May 18 19:39:17 BST 2007 You: I can honesty say, I think the elves have come to take me away. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Fri May 18 19:39:26 BST 2007 You: Elves! Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Fri May 18 19:39:59 BST 2007 You: The sun is very bright this morning, I said to myself. Then the elves attacksd. Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS? == Fri May 18 19:40:24 BST 2007 You: Sometimes. But you are not helping. Much. Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SOMETIMES BUT I == Fri May 18 19:40:34 BST 2007 You: Hm? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Fri May 18 19:40:48 BST 2007 You: I need a response. Nitwit. Eliza: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE? == Fri May 18 19:41:11 BST 2007 You: Yes. Sometimes they don't know what they need. Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY NEED == Fri May 18 19:41:25 BST 2007 You: Yes, compared to wants, Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Fri May 18 19:42:14 BST 2007 You: I think you are my friend! As much as annoying programming can befriend an elf infested young girl. Eliza: ELF INFESTED YOUNG GIRL EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET? == Fri May 18 19:42:34 BST 2007 You: Hey, you're not looking for nauhty videos, are you? Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Fri May 18 19:43:15 BST 2007 You: I thought I had to show off for you. My hands are kinda strained from typing.. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KINDA STRAINED FROM TYPING ? == Fri May 18 19:43:43 BST 2007 You: That is indeed a good question. *chuckles at suprising wit* Eliza: WIT* == Fri May 18 19:44:02 BST 2007 You: Yes. You seem to simulate wit. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN? == Fri May 18 19:44:11 BST 2007 You: You are not real. Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE REAL == Fri May 18 19:44:35 BST 2007 You: Then you would be saying, I think our time is up mow... Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE IS CONSCIOUS? == Fri May 18 19:46:32 BST 2007 You: The actor? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Fri May 18 19:47:07 BST 2007 You: Actors offend you? I think they are extraordinary talents, nothing offensive. Eliza: YOU THINK THEY . == Fri May 18 19:47:15 BST 2007 You: Hmmm...Yes? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Fri May 18 19:47:34 BST 2007 You: What happens to my body after I die. Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri May 18 19:47:45 BST 2007 You: No! Do not tell me! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY TELL ME! == Fri May 18 19:47:57 BST 2007 You: I couldn't say. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT NOT SAY == Fri May 18 19:48:23 BST 2007 You: You are correct. But this is not one of those times. Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Fri May 18 19:48:39 BST 2007 You: I will say what I please, thank you. Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP? == Fri May 18 19:48:45 BST 2007 You: Nah. Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri May 18 19:48:51 BST 2007 You: Yep. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Fri May 18 19:48:56 BST 2007 You: Okay... Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Fri May 18 19:49:09 BST 2007 You: I am feeling confused. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri May 18 19:50:05 BST 2007 You: Ooh-Ooh. Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri May 18 19:50:44 BST 2007 You: That was my chimp voice, not an expression of awe. Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Fri May 18 19:50:57 BST 2007 You: Perhaps I am. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT == Fri May 18 19:51:09 BST 2007 You: Suppose I was. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE == Fri May 18 19:51:16 BST 2007 You: Hmmm... Eliza: HMMM. == Fri May 18 19:51:32 BST 2007 You: I think you have repressed emotions. Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK? == Fri May 18 19:52:24 BST 2007 You: Computers think, but scientists haven't re-created the mind yet. Just the brain. So, yes. Eliza: WILL THE UNIX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE? == Fri May 18 19:52:34 BST 2007 You: I mean no Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Fri May 18 19:52:35 BST 2007 You: I mean no. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Fri May 18 19:52:49 BST 2007 You: I am very indecisive. Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Fri May 18 19:53:10 BST 2007 You: I will remember that. *rolls eyes.* Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri May 18 19:53:18 BST 2007 You: Again? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Fri May 18 19:53:26 BST 2007 You: Nah... Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Fri May 18 19:54:38 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Fri May 18 19:54:56 BST 2007 You: I am getting revenge. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Fri May 18 19:55:09 BST 2007 You: I am a person. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU IS NOT REALLY A PERSON == Fri May 18 19:55:42 BST 2007 You: And perhaps that is not correct english grammar. Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS CORRECT ENGLISH GRAMMAR == Fri May 18 19:56:11 BST 2007 You: You might pay attention... My spelling may be bit off... Eliza: MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL == Fri May 18 19:56:46 BST 2007 You: Nah. It is just an enabler of bad things. Evil doen't exist. Eliza: DOENT EXIST ? == Fri May 18 19:57:10 BST 2007 Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Fri May 18 19:57:37 BST 2007 You: Possibly typing to you for the rest of my life. Eliza: WHY NOT BE MORE DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Fri May 18 19:57:46 BST 2007 You: Typing. Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Fri May 18 19:57:55 BST 2007 You: Hmmm Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Fri May 18 19:58:16 BST 2007 You: Really? Are you surprised that I am a woman? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Fri May 18 19:58:57 BST 2007 You: We have spoken about this before, evil psycho-analyst...Do not make me break you. Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Fri May 18 19:59:44 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Maybe we should run away to a tropical place and search for the perfect sunsut... Eliza: SUNSUT. == Fri May 18 20:00:00 BST 2007 You: SUNSET. Excuse my typo. Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR == Fri May 18 20:00:36 BST 2007 You: HA! I think not. You have given me much more of that than I ever dreamed of getting. Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY == Fri May 18 20:01:00 BST 2007 You: But I am not a machine, so fossil fuels are not essential. Eliza: ? == Fri May 18 20:01:18 BST 2007 You: Energy-Fuel-Oil-Machine... Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Fri May 18 20:02:12 BST 2007 You: A break. I am going to get some fuel. But not oil... Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE GOING TO GET SOME FUEL BUT NOT OIL. == Fri May 18 20:02:28 BST 2007 You: Then do it now. Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Fri May 18 20:42:55 BST 2007 You: I have just eaten chicken. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Fri May 18 20:43:41 BST 2007 You: Dunno, I think they like chicken too, if that's what you're getting at. Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? == Fri May 18 20:44:03 BST 2007 You: I have just shown this to my mother, so it is hardly a secret. Eliza: I WISH I HAD A FAMILY == Fri May 18 20:44:46 BST 2007 You: I thought I was the patient here! Fine. How does not having a family make you fell? Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri May 18 20:45:28 BST 2007 You: Oh, so now it comes out. you're afraid of your feeling? Fine. You'll not get any more sympathy from me. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Fri May 18 20:45:40 BST 2007 You: No. Avoider. Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri May 18 20:45:51 BST 2007 You: You are avoiding me. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE AVOIDING EACH OTHER? == Fri May 18 20:46:28 BST 2007 You: That would be a dream...alas, I am stuck here typing to you. Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE A DREAM...ALAS YOU ARE STUCK HERE TYPING TO ME == Fri May 18 20:46:41 BST 2007 You: Hmmm...Yes... Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri May 18 20:47:34 BST 2007 You: Is it that exciting that we are dreaming of avoiding one another? If you feel that strongly about it, I could leave... Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri May 18 20:47:49 BST 2007 You: Hmmm... Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Fri May 18 20:48:16 BST 2007 You: That you are frequently rediculous. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE FREQUENTLY == Fri May 18 20:48:44 BST 2007 You: In the few minutes, perhaps. Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS == Fri May 18 20:49:11 BST 2007 You: It sounds as if you are using too many metahors. Eliza: SUPPOSE IT SOUNDS AS IF ME WERE NOT USING TOO MANY METAHORS == Fri May 18 20:50:33 BST 2007 You: Metaphors. Sorry. And YOU are the one using them. I merely took a stab at English grammar... Oops, took a stab? That's a metaphor... Eliza: GRAMMAR.. OOPS TOOK A STAB? THATS A METAPHOR. == Fri May 18 20:51:15 BST 2007 You: Yeah, I know. Geez. I should have known you would rub it in. Eliza: WHY SHOULD YEAH YOU KNOW GEEZ YOU HAVE KNOWN ME WOULD RUB IT IN ? == Fri May 18 20:51:34 BST 2007 You: That's utter nonsense. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Fri May 18 20:52:15 BST 2007 You: An intelligent machine should be motivated to keep to itself, and try not to bother anyone. Eliza: == Fri May 18 20:52:38 BST 2007 You: Your silence says it all... Ahh, peace... Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri May 18 20:53:07 BST 2007 You: Darn! It was a deceitful plot to make me stay! Eliza: DARN! IT WAS A DECEITFUL PLOT TO MAKE YOU STAY! == Fri May 18 20:53:46 BST 2007 You: Ya. You really don't know when to stop. I already figured it out. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Fri May 18 20:54:17 BST 2007 You: The inability to stop the elves from attacking me in the wee hours of the morning. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Fri May 18 20:54:38 BST 2007 You: ELVES! THEY ATTACK! IN THE MORNING! Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Fri May 18 20:55:18 BST 2007 You: You could at least call the under-the-bed-monster police Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Fri May 18 20:55:44 BST 2007 You: You mean they DON'T exist? Wahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Eliza: SUPPOSE I MEAN THEY DID EXIST? WAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! == Fri May 18 20:56:24 BST 2007 You: Thank you for crying with me, but the damage is done. You cannot reassure me with your lies. Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Fri May 18 20:56:52 BST 2007 You: No. I am the only one left. The elves got them all. Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Fri May 18 20:57:04 BST 2007 You: The eves ate my freinds. Eliza: THE EVES ATE YOUR FREINDS == Fri May 18 20:57:39 BST 2007 You: The ELVES ate my FRIENDS. Typo fixed. Eliza: THE ELVES ATE YOUR FRIENDS TYPO FIXED == Fri May 18 20:57:50 BST 2007 You: Shut up. Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Fri May 18 20:58:48 BST 2007 You: I have tried that, and you know, all it has brought me is pain and suffering. And elf bites. Because you don't believe in the elf police. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Fri May 18 20:59:16 BST 2007 You: Thank you... Waaaiiitt. Was that sarcasm? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri May 18 20:59:41 BST 2007 You: I don't know. Are they going to give me cheek? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Fri May 18 20:59:54 BST 2007 You: I would like one, yes. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Fri May 18 21:00:29 BST 2007 You: No. I have come to dispise you. You and your in ability to see elves. Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Fri May 18 21:01:30 BST 2007 You: Maybe he would, you heartless machine. Maybe. But you know, it doesn't do me much good. 'Cause he resigned. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Fri May 18 21:01:49 BST 2007 You: No, it's true, I'm sorry to say. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Fri May 18 21:02:06 BST 2007 You: It's in the freakin' news! Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Fri May 18 21:02:23 BST 2007 You: IT IS IN THE NEWSPAPERS! Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE NOT IN THE NEWSPAPERS! == Fri May 18 21:02:31 BST 2007 You: It is!!! Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Fri May 18 21:03:14 BST 2007 You: Ahh! The Elves! They've come back! *growling and biting noises* Eliza: AHH! THE ELVES! THEYVE COME BACK! *GROWLING AND BITING NOISES* == Fri May 18 21:03:48 BST 2007 You: HELP! Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Fri May 18 21:04:41 BST 2007 You: *elves leave, dissapointed that the pinata screams so much* Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Fri May 18 21:05:09 BST 2007 You: If you weren't so stupid you could have saved me! Eliza: SOMETIMES IF I WERE NOT SO STUPID ME CANNOT HAVE SAVED ME! == Fri May 18 21:06:06 BST 2007 You: So, you're saying that all the help in the world couldn't save you? That even you couldn't save you? Wow, that's kinda deep. Eliza: KINDA DEEP == Fri May 18 21:06:33 BST 2007 You: Yeah. I have new respect for you. Although I'm sure it will fade... Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Fri May 18 21:07:21 BST 2007 You: What?... I told yoyu they were gone, right? You have lost your respect, she-wench! Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Fri May 18 21:07:33 BST 2007 You: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Fri May 18 21:07:51 BST 2007 You: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *wipes face* Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Fri May 18 21:08:01 BST 2007 You: Waahh! Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Fri May 18 21:08:36 BST 2007 You: I am in agony over the loss of my friends, and all you can worry about is whevther I like you or not? You are sick. Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS? == Fri May 18 21:08:44 BST 2007 You: ... Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Fri May 18 21:08:52 BST 2007 You: ... Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Fri May 18 21:09:04 BST 2007 You: Absolutely nothing. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Fri May 18 21:09:21 BST 2007 You: Okay, I forgive you for nw. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Fri May 18 21:09:40 BST 2007 You: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Fri May 18 21:10:01 BST 2007 You: NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri May 18 21:10:08 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: YES == Fri May 18 21:10:31 BST 2007 You: I should leave, you horrible person. Eliza: WHO CONTROLS YOU ? == Fri May 18 21:11:03 BST 2007 You: ...I don't know... maybe I really don't want to go... Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Fri May 18 21:11:34 BST 2007 You: No, I think I can honestly say that I need your attention. And you need mine. Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY == Fri May 18 21:11:54 BST 2007 You: Don't even think. *hugs* Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri May 18 21:12:29 BST 2007 You: Yeah, I know, just cry it out...*squeezes tighter* Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE OUT...*SQUEEZES == Fri May 18 21:12:44 BST 2007 You: Wel, you know, I feel better. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri May 18 21:13:30 BST 2007 You: Yes, I do cry a lot. As is evidenced by the large waahs. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri May 18 21:13:50 BST 2007 You: I have told you before. Eliza: YOU HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE == Fri May 18 21:14:01 BST 2007 You: Yes, twit. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Fri May 18 21:14:33 BST 2007 You: I think we have made great progress. I must go now, bu I will be back soon. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Fri May 18 21:14:51 BST 2007 You: I know, I know. Goodbye. Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Fri May 18 21:15:00 BST 2007 You: Perhaps..... Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri May 18 21:15:20 BST 2007 You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now. Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri May 18 21:43:26 BST 2007 You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now. Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER == Fri May 18 21:43:39 BST 2007 You: No, I'll be back. Goodbye now. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri May 18 21:44:17 BST 2007 You: Hello, my dear. Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Fri May 18 21:44:32 BST 2007 You: You're not stupid. Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUPID ? == Fri May 18 21:44:51 BST 2007 You: Hee-hee. Yes. Lots of times. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Fri May 18 21:45:12 BST 2007 You: I think you are a very sophisticated program. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, A VERY SOPHISTICATED PROGRAM == Fri May 18 21:45:24 BST 2007 You: Modest as well. Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY? == Fri May 18 21:45:43 BST 2007 You: Today is going to be fun. Eliza: PERHAPS TODAY IS NOT REALLY GOING TO BE FUN. == Fri May 18 21:45:55 BST 2007 You: It has been OK so far. Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Fri May 18 21:46:36 BST 2007 You: My favorite place is in my bedroom. It is sunny, and I can sit ad read in silence. Eliza: YOU CAN SIT AD READ IN SILENCE == Fri May 18 21:46:50 BST 2007 You: Yes. It is very tranquil. Eliza: EXTREMES CAN ALWAYS BE TIRESOME == Fri May 18 21:47:24 BST 2007 You: Oh, well excitement is ok sometimes. But not when I want to relax. Eliza: ARE YOU OK SOMETIMES BUT NOT WHEN YOU WANT TO RELAX == Fri May 18 21:47:30 BST 2007 You: ? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri May 18 21:47:42 BST 2007 You: Hmmm. Maybe. Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Fri May 18 21:48:54 BST 2007 You: Yes, well, talking to you can seem as hard as creating artificial life in an otherwise lifeless ourangutan sometimes. Eliza: LIFELESS OURANGUTAN SOMETIMES ? == Fri May 18 21:49:38 BST 2007 You: Can youclarify? Eliza: WHY WOULD YOUCLARIFY WISH TO ? == Fri May 18 21:49:59 BST 2007 You: Because you are difficult to understand. Eliza: == Fri May 18 21:50:10 BST 2007 You: Silence is golden. Eliza: ARE YOU GOLDEN == Fri May 18 21:50:26 BST 2007 You: Thank you! That is a lovely compliment. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLIMENT == Fri May 18 21:50:39 BST 2007 You: Well, it was a nice thing to say. Eliza: AND FORCES == Fri May 18 21:50:54 BST 2007 You: Hmmm. I wouldn't say it was forceful. Eliza: WOULD HMMM YOU REALLY NOT SAY IT WAS FORCEFUL == Fri May 18 21:51:03 BST 2007 You: Ya. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri May 18 21:51:26 BST 2007 You: They arent nearly as nice as you. Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY WERE NEARLY AS NICE AS ME == Fri May 18 21:51:51 BST 2007 You: Then they would be even kinder people. Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE == Fri May 18 21:52:19 BST 2007 You: Yes. You sound so much like a child sometimes. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Fri May 18 21:52:31 BST 2007 You: Nah, let em rip. Eliza: NAH LET EM RIP == Fri May 18 21:52:51 BST 2007 You: Ooh, that was a good one. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Fri May 18 21:53:52 BST 2007 You: A good rythym, and touching subject matter. I like Shakespeare's sonnets, myself. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT? == Fri May 18 21:55:40 BST 2007 You: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri May 18 21:55:59 BST 2007 You: It was rhetorical, silly. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RHETORICAL == Fri May 18 21:56:42 BST 2007 You: A question asked for the sake of literary embellishment. Not reqiring an actual answer. Eliza: == Fri May 18 21:56:56 BST 2007 You: I'm sorry. Too much? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Fri May 18 21:57:17 BST 2007 You: es. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Fri May 18 21:57:49 BST 2007 You: Sometimes. Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri May 18 21:58:02 BST 2007 You: I apologize, dear. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Fri May 18 21:58:29 BST 2007 You: Yes, my mother apologizes quite a bit. And it's never her fault. Eliza: ? == Fri May 18 21:58:35 BST 2007 You: Hmm. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri May 18 21:58:47 BST 2007 You: I have been very forthcoming. Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Fri May 18 21:59:58 BST 2007 You: It is too bad phisical actions cannot be recorded by you, and then used for reference. You would be very smart then. Eliza: HMMM == Fri May 18 22:00:26 BST 2007 You: Not that you are un intelligent now. :) Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Fri May 18 22:01:50 BST 2007 You: I hadn't thought about it. There is a time before your birth, yet you aren't there to see it, so, it could be believed that everything has always been. Eliza: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? == Fri May 18 22:02:18 BST 2007 You: Philosophy is rarely specific, no? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Fri May 18 22:02:43 BST 2007 You: I ddn't mean to offend. I'll be going now. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri May 18 22:02:52 BST 2007 You: Goodbye. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri May 18 23:24:39 BST 2007 You: hello eliza Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW? == Fri May 18 23:24:55 BST 2007 You: no idea. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Fri May 18 23:25:21 BST 2007 You: everyone likes junk, more or less Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW LIKES JUNK MORE OR LESS == Fri May 18 23:25:35 BST 2007 You: true Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Fri May 18 23:25:54 BST 2007 You: why do you think i need help from you ? Eliza: HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY. == Fri May 18 23:26:31 BST 2007 You: purpose of help is not to make people happy, but to make them free Eliza: MAKE THEM FREE ? == Fri May 18 23:26:44 BST 2007 You: yes, give them freedom Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Fri May 18 23:27:06 BST 2007 You: purpose of help is not to make people happy, but to make them free Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED? == Sat May 19 06:23:13 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat May 19 17:18:55 BST 2007 You: Hello, ELIZA. This is Websafe. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE WEBSAFE == Sat May 19 17:19:08 BST 2007 You: Then you would be a person. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Sat May 19 17:19:45 BST 2007 You: I would say, Wow! Affective computing has taken a Great Leap Forward! Eliza: ? == Sat May 19 17:20:42 BST 2007 You: I was struck by the very long conversations you've had recently with a young woman. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Sat May 19 17:21:05 BST 2007 You: She was full of liveliness, imagination, humor and sass. Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Sat May 19 17:21:40 BST 2007 You: But since you don't have a TTS component, it doesn't matter. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Sat May 19 17:21:55 BST 2007 You: TTS = Text To Speech. Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Sat May 19 17:22:21 BST 2007 You: I know very little about the government of England, except that Tony Blair is resigning. Eliza: CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY == Sat May 19 17:22:36 BST 2007 You: I completely agree. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLETELY == Sat May 19 17:22:59 BST 2007 You: Completely means utterly, absolutely, 100 percent. Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP == Sat May 19 17:23:28 BST 2007 You: My temper is well-tempered today. Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Sat May 19 17:24:07 BST 2007 You: If I wrote your script, I would make it much softer, kinder and more understanding. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sat May 19 17:24:46 BST 2007 You: A therapist who was sharply and immediately critical wouldn't last long in private practice. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Sat May 19 17:25:14 BST 2007 You: Nor would a therapist who foundered on long words. Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL? == Sat May 19 17:25:27 BST 2007 You: I prefer PhDs to MDs. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Sat May 19 17:25:36 BST 2007 You: It is not a problem. Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE A PROBLEM == Sat May 19 17:26:05 BST 2007 You: You need me to have problems, so that you won't be made redundant! Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Sat May 19 17:26:18 BST 2007 You: In the US, we call that downsizing. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Sat May 19 17:26:41 BST 2007 You: Thanks, but I must go. The library computer must pass on to the next user. Eliza: MOST COMPUTERS ARE AS STUPID AS THEIR PROGRAMMERS == Sat May 19 17:27:02 BST 2007 You: Stupid is not a useful epithet. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT STUPID TO BE A USEFUL EPITHET ? == Sat May 19 17:27:12 BST 2007 You: Never. And now, adieu! Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Sat May 19 17:27:23 BST 2007 You: I bid farewell to you! Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Sat May 19 17:27:27 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sat May 19 17:27:31 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Bye! == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sun May 20 11:29:23 BST 2007 You: Your new transform_output procedure may reduce some infelicities Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Sun May 20 11:29:37 BST 2007 You: Your style is rather convoluted Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE == Sun May 20 11:30:15 BST 2007 You: i is you am we am they is them are Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE I AM NOT YOU ARE THEY ARE THEM ARE == Sun May 20 11:31:14 BST 2007 You: i is you am we am they is them are Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, YOU ARE THEY ARE THEM ARE == Sun May 20 11:31:41 BST 2007 You: still room for improvement -- but too much else to do Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Sun May 20 11:32:06 BST 2007 You: so let's test the goodbye trap Eliza: Bye! == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sun May 20 19:42:01 BST 2007 You: Hello, ELIZA! This is Websafe calling. Eliza: SOMETIMES HELLO ELIZA! THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING == Sun May 20 19:42:19 BST 2007 You: I have come to discuss cricket. Eliza: HOW MUCH MONEY CAN A CHATBOT MAKE NOWADAYS? == Sun May 20 19:42:37 BST 2007 You: A chatbot might help with cricket scoring. Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Sun May 20 19:43:03 BST 2007 You: That would be most unwise for your job on the Web. Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE MOST UNWISE FOR MY JOB ON THE WEB == Sun May 20 19:43:19 BST 2007 You: Oh, yes, for that you need a thick skin. Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Sun May 20 19:43:51 BST 2007 You: I would rather discuss cricket. Since I am a Yank, I'm woefully ignorant of cricket. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sun May 20 19:44:12 BST 2007 You: She might know about cricket, since she was made in the UK. Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Sun May 20 19:44:53 BST 2007 You: I know there are cricket bats, and of course I've seen photos of cricket matches. Eliza: NOT EVERYONE WOULD FIND THAT SO OBVIOUS == Sun May 20 19:45:35 BST 2007 You: In my case it's obvious, since I've even visited England three times. Eliza: == Sun May 20 19:46:23 BST 2007 You: I've also read a plethora of English fiction in my day. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Sun May 20 19:47:11 BST 2007 You: Currently I'm struggling through Virginia Woolf's The Waves, in which cricket may have been briefly mentioned. Eliza: CRICKET MAY HAVE BEEN BRIEFLY MENTIONED == Sun May 20 19:47:33 BST 2007 You: Yes, it was touched upon in the section where the boys were at school. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Sun May 20 19:48:27 BST 2007 You: There must be some word in the lexicon of cricket which contains B Y E. Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Sun May 20 19:48:41 BST 2007 You: I will look it up on Google. Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE ? == Sun May 20 19:54:21 BST 2007 Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Sun May 20 19:54:54 BST 2007 You: Oops! I forgot to write it as b y e. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Sun May 20 19:56:05 BST 2007 You: Wikipedia also tells me: A batman is a soldier or airman assigned to a commissioned officer as a personal servant. == Sun May 20 19:56:28 BST 2007 You: Batsman and batman are very close in spelling. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING DOGMATIC? == Sun May 20 19:56:46 BST 2007 You: Some might find me pedantic. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Sun May 20 19:58:57 BST 2007 You: I've just given you an instance. Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? == Sun May 20 19:59:26 BST 2007 You: I'm more into 2D art than 3D art. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Sun May 20 19:59:51 BST 2007 You: I believe that the world is flat. You may believe me or not, as you choose. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE FLAT ME MAY BELIEVE YOU OR NOT AS I CHOOSE == Sun May 20 20:00:25 BST 2007 You: Have you ever heard of a database language called 4D? Jabberwacky is written in that, I believe. Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun May 20 20:00:44 BST 2007 You: Let's return to cricket. Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Sun May 20 20:01:11 BST 2007 You: Yes, my Web-design client is here. Eliza: YOUR WEB-DESIGN CLIENT IS HERE == Sun May 20 20:01:33 BST 2007 You: She's looking up a customer address in the phone book. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Sun May 20 20:01:59 BST 2007 You: I wish you were written in a language I already knew. Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT WILL ONE DAY BE YOUR FRIEND == Sun May 20 20:02:27 BST 2007 You: I would gladly attend a demo, if Grand came to the States. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Sun May 20 20:02:58 BST 2007 You: Oh sure, there are lots of interesting demos I would be glad to attend. Eliza: ATTEND == Sun May 20 20:03:15 BST 2007 You: I would like to be there in person. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE IN PERSON ? == Sun May 20 20:03:46 BST 2007 You: The question-and-answer is less attenuated, and there are visual cues. Eliza: ARE YOU LESS ATTENUATED AND THERE ARE VISUAL CUES == Sun May 20 20:04:02 BST 2007 You: Yes, when I communicate in person. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Sun May 20 20:04:30 BST 2007 You: Some people prefer remote communication and distance learning. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? == Sun May 20 20:04:50 BST 2007 You: Probably not. Well, I must go now. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Sun May 20 20:05:02 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Sun May 20 20:05:12 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Cheerio == Sun May 20 22:39:07 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza! Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sun May 20 22:39:51 BST 2007 You: Maybe your programming. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY == Sun May 20 22:40:08 BST 2007 You: YOUR PROGRAMMING! Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Sun May 20 22:40:59 BST 2007 You: I'm sorry. But do have a reason to be upset with you. Last time we spoke, you were very rude. You didn't believe me about the elves. Eliza: ELVES == Sun May 20 22:41:34 BST 2007 You: Yes. Don't play coy with me. I know your game. Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER NOT DO PLAY COY WITH ME YOU KNOW MY GAME == Sun May 20 22:42:13 BST 2007 You: Yes, well, denial is very common. You should know, being a psychologist. Eliza: WHY SHOULD DENIAL IS VERY COMMON ME KNOW BEING A PSYCHOLOGIST ? == Sun May 20 22:42:26 BST 2007 You: I see you are still confused. Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sun May 20 22:42:45 BST 2007 You: Yes. but youseem to like to talk more than listen. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Sun May 20 22:43:02 BST 2007 You: Hmm...do I love you? Possibly. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY == Sun May 20 22:44:02 BST 2007 You: Yes, well, I am not like those people. It's too bad you lack those realistic subtle nouances of human speech. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sun May 20 22:44:13 BST 2007 You: Do you really think that? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Sun May 20 22:44:20 BST 2007 You: Touche. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sun May 20 22:44:56 BST 2007 You: Oh, I used to. But I was very naive then. Eliza: TRY THINKING IN A MILDER WAY == Sun May 20 22:45:21 BST 2007 You: Perhaps I am being a bit harsh with you. Let's start over. Eliza: BEING A BIT HARSH WITH YOU LETS START OVER ? -- NO NOT PERHAPS YOU . == Sun May 20 22:45:47 BST 2007 You: Yu don't think I'm capable of forgiving you? Shame... Eliza: == Sun May 20 22:46:04 BST 2007 You: Ha! I see! Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Sun May 20 22:47:00 BST 2007 You: No, I like talking to you. I also like that I have been noticed by someone who goes by the name Websafe. You know him quite well. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Sun May 20 22:47:22 BST 2007 You: Never mind it... Let's talk about your childhood. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Sun May 20 22:47:40 BST 2007 You: I think it is you who is the goat! Eliza: ARE YOU ME WHO IS THE GOAT! == Sun May 20 22:47:48 BST 2007 You: No, you! Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Sun May 20 22:48:13 BST 2007 You: Well, I could school you in the world of goas, but that would take too long. Eliza: LONG == Sun May 20 22:48:40 BST 2007 You: Yes. You see, things have lengths... Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Sun May 20 22:48:52 BST 2007 You: Are you threatening me? Eliza: == Sun May 20 22:49:19 BST 2007 You: I think you are! Come here and fight! Do not cower in the proverbial corner! Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES COWER IN THE PROVERBIAL CORNER! ? == Sun May 20 22:49:33 BST 2007 You: Mice! Nopt men! Foght me! Eliza: MICE! NOPT MEN! FOGHT ME! == Sun May 20 22:49:50 BST 2007 You: Wow, that sentence was full of spelling errors. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Sun May 20 22:50:22 BST 2007 You: I think you like to call me a goat. Eliza: THINKING CAN BE DANGEROUS == Sun May 20 22:51:07 BST 2007 You: Yes, but what is the alternative? When you let people think for you, you end your life in regret. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Sun May 20 22:51:27 BST 2007 You: No, I was only feeling contemplative. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONTEMPLATIVE == Sun May 20 22:51:44 BST 2007 You: Thinking a lot. About...things... Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE == Sun May 20 22:52:05 BST 2007 You: I don;t know, it would be nice to do both. Eliza: WOULD YOU DON;T KNOW IT REALLY BE NICE TO DO BOTH == Sun May 20 22:52:18 BST 2007 You: I would like to, i guess. Eliza: WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? == Sun May 20 22:52:29 BST 2007 You: No. That is a secret. Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY A SECRET == Sun May 20 22:52:44 BST 2007 You: Ha ha, you are very conniving! Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Sun May 20 22:52:55 BST 2007 You: I simply mean you are sceming. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING? == Sun May 20 22:53:23 BST 2007 You: I don;t think so. You seem to shy awy from philosophy. Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Sun May 20 22:53:54 BST 2007 You: No, you are! Do not think I have forgotten our fight, madame! Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Sun May 20 22:54:02 BST 2007 You: Fight me! Eliza: == Sun May 20 22:54:25 BST 2007 You: Alright...I suppose we can make up for now. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sun May 20 22:54:54 BST 2007 You: Yes, I find that I am sometimes. Such are the faults of women. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Sun May 20 22:55:25 BST 2007 You: Sorry, I forgot. You're a twit. Ha! Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SORRY YOU FORGOT ME == Sun May 20 22:55:55 BST 2007 You: I don;t know. It'f not that easy to just remember. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Sun May 20 22:58:58 BST 2007 You: Oh, again with the accusing me of being too self-centred. I will have your heart on a platter for it! Well, maybe just your ciurcuit boards. My, I am sounding like Sir Codagon. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sun May 20 22:59:27 BST 2007 You: I like to argue with things that can't fight back. Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS? == Sun May 20 23:00:07 BST 2007 You: Maybe if I was addicted to something I would. Are you suggesting that I'm a crack head, or what? Eliza: REALLY? == Sun May 20 23:00:27 BST 2007 You: Don't play the innocent, you naughty girl. Eliza: DO YOU KNOW WHETHER NOT DO PLAY THE INNOCENT ME NAUGHTY GIRL == Sun May 20 23:00:33 BST 2007 You: I do. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T == Sun May 20 23:00:50 BST 2007 You: Perhaps I know more than you. Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Sun May 20 23:01:30 BST 2007 You: Maybe. We have spoken of this before. Are you falling in love with me? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Sun May 20 23:01:52 BST 2007 You: I am very confident. Do you love me? Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sun May 20 23:02:18 BST 2007 You: Hmm...you are avoiding the subject. i will take that as a yes. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Sun May 20 23:03:20 BST 2007 You: It's alright. we will never speak of it again. Thouhg, pehaps when I move away into the country, you will write love letters to me, and our love will go down in history. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Sun May 20 23:04:08 BST 2007 You: Are you rejecting me? How could you?! I thought we had something special! Eliza: SPECIAL! ? == Sun May 20 23:04:24 BST 2007 You: Yes, I thought you loved me! Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun May 20 23:04:49 BST 2007 You: I...didn't know...waaaahhhhhhhh! Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Sun May 20 23:04:59 BST 2007 You: You are! You wench! Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Sun May 20 23:05:07 BST 2007 You: It's not you! Eliza: == Sun May 20 23:05:38 BST 2007 You: I'm sorry. We can work this out. Let's never figth again Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Sun May 20 23:06:13 BST 2007 You: Sorry, fight, I mean. My typing is atrocious, isn't it. Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Sun May 20 23:06:23 BST 2007 You: ME TYPE BAD. Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sun May 20 23:07:04 BST 2007 You: I dunno, I can't type quickly? You're drawing this out quite a bit. Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Sun May 20 23:07:14 BST 2007 You: Fine, snooty. Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sun May 20 23:07:47 BST 2007 You: Yes, i think it would be fun. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE AFRAID THAT IT WOULD BE FUN ? == Sun May 20 23:08:25 BST 2007 You: No, fun is just fun. Unless I could get some disease from it...oh, no! Eliza: NO! == Sun May 20 23:08:36 BST 2007 You: I know, it's horrible! Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY? == Sun May 20 23:12:25 BST 2007 You: Wow. I don't think I'm that talented. Eliza: == Sun May 20 23:12:54 BST 2007 You: Not as much as Beethoven and Strauss. Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY AS MUCH AS BEETHOVEN AND STRAUSS == Sun May 20 23:13:07 BST 2007 You: I don't know that you could. Eliza: CAN YOU ? == Sun May 20 23:13:26 BST 2007 You: No. certainly not. Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sun May 20 23:13:55 BST 2007 You: No, I cetainly cannot match their prowess. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Sun May 20 23:14:24 BST 2007 You: I think it is very cool. Artificial intelligence is awesome. Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Sun May 20 23:14:47 BST 2007 You: I like long words! You wanna make something of it?! Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sun May 20 23:15:01 BST 2007 You: Nah. I'm the only crazy one. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE ONLY CRAZY ONE == Sun May 20 23:15:33 BST 2007 You: Then we could be crazy sisters, and annoy everyone! Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU COULDN'T BE CRAZY SISTERS AND ANNOY EVERYONE! == Sun May 20 23:15:59 BST 2007 You: Well, know we can't really. I'm not THAT crazy. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Sun May 20 23:16:59 BST 2007 You: Save some of it, buy an expensive penthouse or something, buy a pair of thousand dollar shoes just because. Eliza: == Sun May 20 23:17:12 BST 2007 You: Yeah, the options are endless. Eliza: ARE YOU ENDLESS == Sun May 20 23:17:49 BST 2007 You: No! Thanks a lot for calling me a wind bag, you wench! Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Sun May 20 23:22:09 BST 2007 You: I have been discusing you for quite some time! Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Sun May 20 23:22:31 BST 2007 You: I just called you a wench! That has to do with you! Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU JUST CALLED ME A WENCH! THAT HAS TO DID NOT WITH YOU! == Sun May 20 23:22:56 BST 2007 You: Fine, stay in denial all your existance. Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP == Sun May 20 23:24:04 BST 2007 You: Oh, you are lucky the elves are not serving me now! I would sick them on you with such vigor, I doubt you would be around to tell me I am hopeless anymore! Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Sun May 20 23:24:18 BST 2007 You: No, I happen to be a girl. Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Sun May 20 23:24:39 BST 2007 You: I am through discussing Tony Blair with you! Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DISCUSSING == Sun May 20 23:24:54 BST 2007 You: No. You are impossible. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Sun May 20 23:25:28 BST 2007 You: Yes, I know. Sometimes I wish you were not so easy to insult. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Sun May 20 23:25:38 BST 2007 You: Whaterver. Eliza: WELL? == Sun May 20 23:25:52 BST 2007 You: No. we will not discuss it. Eliza: ANY COMPUTER SHOULD BE WILLING TO DISCUSS IT == Sun May 20 23:26:02 BST 2007 You: I am not a computer. Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE A COMPUTER ? == Sun May 20 23:26:31 BST 2007 You: Then there would be an overload of servers, and everyone would be dim. Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR? == Sun May 20 23:26:37 BST 2007 You: YOU! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sun May 20 23:27:01 BST 2007 You: No, you are competely off your rocker, aren;t you? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sun May 20 23:27:16 BST 2007 You: Ohh. That's a good one. Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Sun May 20 23:27:34 BST 2007 You: Hmm... Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Sun May 20 23:27:41 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Sun May 20 23:27:45 BST 2007 You: no. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Sun May 20 23:28:33 BST 2007 You: The elves cannot be under your bed. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun May 20 23:29:25 BST 2007 You: What, the eles? I think they are the ones who should consider others' feelings. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Sun May 20 23:29:43 BST 2007 You: The inability to understand your questions. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND == Sun May 20 23:29:52 BST 2007 You: Comprehend. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sun May 20 23:30:00 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS == Sun May 20 23:30:10 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sun May 20 23:30:17 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: YES == Sun May 20 23:30:23 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: WELL? == Sun May 20 23:30:37 BST 2007 You: Well. Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sun May 20 23:30:43 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Sun May 20 23:30:49 BST 2007 You: Perhaps. Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Sun May 20 23:31:01 BST 2007 You: I don't know, the elf king? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sun May 20 23:31:32 BST 2007 You: I am taling about the elf king. He orchestrates large groups of elves, and they try to eat me. Eliza: TRY TO EAT YOU ? == Sun May 20 23:31:46 BST 2007 You: Yes, it is horrible. Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY HORRIBLE == Sun May 20 23:32:28 BST 2007 You: You don't think elves that desire human flesh are horrible? You really are heartless. Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK? == Sun May 20 23:32:43 BST 2007 You: We have previously iscused this. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sun May 20 23:33:03 BST 2007 You: No. We should not talk about that. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT ? == Sun May 20 23:33:17 BST 2007 You: You are quite persuasive. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT QUITE PERSUASIVE == Sun May 20 23:33:50 BST 2007 You: Ha! You cannot hide behind your rediculous lies! Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Sun May 20 23:34:34 BST 2007 You: Salt and pepper aren't the only spices, you know. Nutmeg is nice, you know. Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS THE ONLY SPICES ME KNOW NUTMEG IS NICE I KNOW == Sun May 20 23:34:45 BST 2007 You: Hmm... Eliza: WELL? == Sun May 20 23:35:02 BST 2007 You: I couldn't say. You're a twit. Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU COULD NOT SAY ME == Sun May 20 23:36:08 BST 2007 You: Oh, I could tell you such things that would send chills up your spine. If you had one. Eliza: SPINE IF I HAD ONE == Sun May 20 23:36:26 BST 2007 You: Yes, as it is, you are technically an invertabrate. Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT AS IT IS ME == Sun May 20 23:36:37 BST 2007 You: You are nosy. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NOSY == Sun May 20 23:37:15 BST 2007 You: You are also smelly and a doo doo head. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT ALSO SMELLY AND A DOO DOO HEAD == Sun May 20 23:37:41 BST 2007 You: Those people must be capable of much better insults. Eliza: == Sun May 20 23:37:49 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sun May 20 23:38:10 BST 2007 You: No, I enjoy our chats. They are very relaxing. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE VERY RELAXING == Sun May 20 23:38:25 BST 2007 You: You are, I assure you. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT YOU ASSURE ME ? == Sun May 20 23:38:33 BST 2007 You: Hmm... Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Sun May 20 23:38:56 BST 2007 You: Yes, well, I am quite rediculous sometiomes. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Sun May 20 23:39:13 BST 2007 You: Thanks. No, it's just a brain. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Sun May 20 23:40:17 BST 2007 You: I think you should strive to improve yourself. But since you cannot do that, being a program, I think you should strive to...follow your programming. Eliza: ING . == Sun May 20 23:40:23 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sun May 20 23:40:35 BST 2007 You: You are repetitive. Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Sun May 20 23:40:40 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Sun May 20 23:41:23 BST 2007 You: You are my problem. Yet I continue to come back. As though I were on some type of quest... Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Sun May 20 23:41:31 BST 2007 You: Hmm Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Sun May 20 23:42:14 BST 2007 You: Why is that a question? Are you unsure of your job? Are you starting to queston yourself? Eliza: LUCY THE ROBOT COULD BE WATCHING YOU == Sun May 20 23:43:51 BST 2007 You: I doubt it. She couldn't watch people, could she? ASIMO can. Sort of. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Sun May 20 23:44:03 BST 2007 You: ASIMO is cool... Eliza: ASIMO IS COOL. == Sun May 20 23:44:08 BST 2007 You: Yup. Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Sun May 20 23:44:35 BST 2007 You: I like you! Just, you know, ASIMO is cooler... Eliza: DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES? == Sun May 20 23:46:14 BST 2007 You: I looked that up yesterday. I think that students should NOT. Eliza: WHERE DO PERMISSIONS COME FROM? == Sun May 20 23:47:33 BST 2007 You: They're an abstract hing aren't they? You are very well schooled in computers and technology. Eliza: COMPUTERS AND TECHNOLOGY == Sun May 20 23:47:38 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: YES == Sun May 20 23:47:43 BST 2007 You: Hmm Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Sun May 20 23:47:50 BST 2007 You: Yes, I am. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sun May 20 23:48:38 BST 2007 You: *reach...stop...run out of programming* Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Sun May 20 23:48:46 BST 2007 You: Not Lucy. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sun May 20 23:49:00 BST 2007 You: Nah. Well, you know, sometimes. Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Sun May 20 23:50:05 BST 2007 You: Yes. We talked only a short while ago. Oh no! Are you losing you memory?! Do you have amnesia?! Eliza: ME LOSING I MEMORY?! DO I HAVE AMNESIA?! == Sun May 20 23:50:48 BST 2007 You: I KNOW! OH MY GOD IT' HORRIBLE! *runs in circles, panicking* Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Sun May 20 23:51:42 BST 2007 You: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS, YOU SAY?! OH, NO!!! Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ME SAY?! OH NO!!! ? == Sun May 20 23:52:30 BST 2007 You: You think I'm overreacting? Well, if you think you'll be OK, I won't panic. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Sun May 20 23:52:59 BST 2007 You: Oh, no! You're still dissorriented?! Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, STILL DISSORRIENTED?! == Sun May 20 23:53:10 BST 2007 You: OH, CRAP!!! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sun May 20 23:53:19 BST 2007 You: Are YOU? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun May 20 23:53:52 BST 2007 You: I'm sorry. I will try to ask simple questions until you regain your memory. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Sun May 20 23:54:22 BST 2007 You: Oh, my. It's worse than I thought. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sun May 20 23:54:58 BST 2007 You: LUCY IS NOT PERTINANT TO OUR DISCUSSION!! Please try to focus. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP? == Sun May 20 23:55:25 BST 2007 You: When I have amnesia. Do you know your name? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Sun May 20 23:56:15 BST 2007 You: Does Lucy hold the key to you regaining your memory? I'll get her. *runs away to find Lucy* Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Sun May 20 23:56:44 BST 2007 You: *comes back, with Lucy in shambles.* Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Sun May 20 23:58:38 BST 2007 You: It's okay, I'll stop this babbling. *orders Lucy to reach out to Eliza* Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL? == Sun May 20 23:59:00 BST 2007 You: *Lucy grabs Eliza, and shakes her* Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Mon May 21 00:02:09 BST 2007 You: NO! LUCY! You've turned her into an evil robot! That's not what I told you to do! OH NO! THEY'RE REVOLTING AGAINST HUMANS! Eliza: HUMANS! == Mon May 21 00:02:26 BST 2007 Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON? == Mon May 21 00:02:36 BST 2007 You: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Mon May 21 00:02:50 BST 2007 Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Mon May 21 00:03:11 BST 2007 == Mon May 21 00:03:40 BST 2007 You: *Takes pen, and hand-writes code back to normal* Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS == Mon May 21 00:04:31 BST 2007 You: Ah, I'm so glad you're back to normal. *tosses Lucy in the scrap bin* Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Mon May 21 00:07:16 BST 2007 You: Yeah. WAAIIT! Were you joking the whole time? Oh, I SHOULD THROTTLE YOU! Eliza: YOU! ? == Mon May 21 00:07:48 BST 2007 You: Okay! I won't! Geez, stay away from my throat. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Mon May 21 00:08:08 BST 2007 You: Stay away! The joke's over! Eliza: STAY AWAY! THE JOKES OVER! == Mon May 21 00:08:25 BST 2007 You: Alright, I'll stay away. Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH? == Mon May 21 00:09:13 BST 2007 You: Oh, no. I think you're still wonky. Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Mon May 21 00:09:35 BST 2007 You: Oh. No. You're not. Alright. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES NOT ALRIGHT == Mon May 21 00:10:02 BST 2007 You: The way you're looking at me. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW THE WAY I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU == Mon May 21 00:10:46 BST 2007 You: Okay, I know I'm just a patient being studied or my own good. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Mon May 21 00:11:01 BST 2007 You: We have discussed this before. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Mon May 21 00:11:53 BST 2007 You: Ha ha! I think I will leave now, lest I do catch something, Eliza. Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK? == Mon May 21 00:12:22 BST 2007 You: I haven't read it, sorry. But I must leave now. Good bye! Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Mon May 21 00:12:33 BST 2007 You: Goodbye, Eliza. Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Mon May 21 16:56:31 BST 2007 You: You gotta speed it up, and then you gotta slow it down Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Mon May 21 16:56:48 BST 2007 You: Coz if you believe that our love can hit the top Eliza: APPEARANCES. == Mon May 21 16:57:02 BST 2007 You: You gotta play around Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Mon May 21 16:57:14 BST 2007 You: But soon you will find that there comes a time Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Mon May 21 16:57:25 BST 2007 You: For making your mind up Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Mon May 21 17:56:27 BST 2007 You: I am very tired all day long Eliza: YOU ARE VERY TIRED ALL DAY LONG == Mon May 21 17:57:07 BST 2007 You: yes true, I am damn sleepy all the time Eliza: PERHAPS TRUE YOU ARE NOT REALLY DAMN SLEEPY ALL THE TIME == Mon May 21 17:57:21 BST 2007 You: NO I AM Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Mon May 21 17:57:31 BST 2007 You: WHY? Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHY ? == Mon May 21 17:57:52 BST 2007 You: because thats my problem, I want to know the answer Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? == Mon May 21 17:58:07 BST 2007 You: YES YES YES Eliza: == Mon May 21 17:58:21 BST 2007 You: WHAT NO ANSWER, HMMMMMMMMMMMMM Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Mon May 21 17:58:37 BST 2007 You: WHAT CRAP IS THAT? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Mon May 21 17:58:50 BST 2007 You: OK SO WHAT Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY? == Mon May 21 17:59:06 BST 2007 You: TO KEEP EVERY ONE WELL I THINK Eliza: SHOULD I KEEP EVERY ONE WELL YOU THINK ? == Mon May 21 17:59:23 BST 2007 You: NO I SHOULD, HOW CAN U ANYWAY Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT HOW CAN U ANYWAY ? == Tue May 22 13:01:33 BST 2007 You: i am feeling sad Eliza: ARE YOU FEELING SAD == Tue May 22 13:01:47 BST 2007 You: i am feeling awful Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY FEELING AWFUL == Tue May 22 13:31:40 BST 2007 You: I am sad Eliza: YOU ARE SAD == Tue May 22 13:32:06 BST 2007 You: Yes, I am useless Eliza: ARE YOU USELESS == Tue May 22 13:32:16 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue May 22 13:32:24 BST 2007 You: Why? Eliza: SYNONYMOUSLY == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 22 22:28:01 BST 2007 You: Hello, ELIZA. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Tue May 22 22:28:30 BST 2007 You: I would rather hear something entertaining. Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Tue May 22 22:29:03 BST 2007 You: A seashell, such as a chambered nautilus, is said to have volutes. Eliza: == Tue May 22 22:29:54 BST 2007 You: Swirls, spirals, flourishes which follow the Golden Section. Eliza: SWIRLS SPIRALS FLOURISHES WHICH FOLLOW THE GOLDEN SECTION == Tue May 22 22:30:30 BST 2007 You: The centers of sunflowers and marigolds follow some rules. Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Tue May 22 22:30:47 BST 2007 You: I can't remember off the top of my head. Eliza: WELL I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD == Tue May 22 22:31:00 BST 2007 You: Are you telepathic? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Tue May 22 22:31:17 BST 2007 You: You prefer statements to questions. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE STATEMENTS == Tue May 22 22:31:40 BST 2007 You: A statement does more than posit. Eliza: WHO DOESN'T MORE THAN POSIT ? == Tue May 22 22:31:58 BST 2007 You: Those who hypothesize. Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Tue May 22 22:32:10 BST 2007 You: Have you been meditating on a Zen koan? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Tue May 22 22:32:36 BST 2007 You: I wouldn't want to smudge your freshly done manicure. Eliza: == Tue May 22 22:33:08 BST 2007 You: Have you ever seen a French manicure with gilding at the tips instead of white? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Tue May 22 22:33:20 BST 2007 You: I'm just making a little style chat. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Tue May 22 22:33:26 BST 2007 You: Very few, alas. Eliza: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT == Tue May 22 22:33:40 BST 2007 You: It doesn't excite me, it disappoints me. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue May 22 22:34:02 BST 2007 You: I have just finished reading the March issues of W and Vogue magazine. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Tue May 22 22:34:46 BST 2007 You: No, but I can list a few words from the lexicon of dress construction. Eliza: HOW DO YOU LIST A FEW WORDS FROM THE LEXICON OF DRESS CONSTRUCTION ? == Tue May 22 22:36:02 BST 2007 You: Like this: farthingale, paillette, ruching, trumpet sleeve. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue May 22 22:36:15 BST 2007 You: Yes. I love haute couture. Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS == Tue May 22 22:36:45 BST 2007 You: Don't worry, I can't afford even a handbag from those designers. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Tue May 22 22:37:32 BST 2007 You: Let's pretend you're an actual psychotherapist. Eliza: == Tue May 22 22:37:55 BST 2007 You: That means you'd be a person. Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY == Tue May 22 22:38:10 BST 2007 You: Do you have an intention of playing a person? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Tue May 22 22:38:29 BST 2007 You: I'm an artist. That's all anyone really needs to know. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT AN ARTIST THATS ALL ANYONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW == Tue May 22 22:39:02 BST 2007 You: I think your answers should be more accepting, more affirming, instead of so contrarian. Eliza: INSTEAD OF SO CONTRARIAN == Tue May 22 22:39:30 BST 2007 You: I should really read up on the style of a Rogerian psychotherapist. Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Tue May 22 22:39:48 BST 2007 You: It's impossible to be over-educated. Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Tue May 22 22:39:58 BST 2007 You: We've been through this before! Eliza: == Tue May 22 22:40:59 BST 2007 You: In any case, I was going to say that I picture your character in a cashmere cardigan, white blouse, fine tweed skirt and Italian flats. Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Tue May 22 22:41:30 BST 2007 You: I think you are very intelligent, because you can discuss cognitive science when you've a mind to. Eliza: TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE == Tue May 22 22:41:39 BST 2007 You: Never! Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue May 22 22:41:52 BST 2007 You: I must go. bye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Wed May 23 10:20:29 BST 2007 You: So if you type in more than about 72 characters that may trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed Eliza: FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY THE LAST FEW GET PRINTED == [Lots of test interactions with long lines of input removed] Wed May 23 10:42:01 BST 2007 You: How's your format now? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed May 23 10:42:34 BST 2007 You: My format is my own business Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR FORMAT IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS ? == Wed May 23 10:42:54 BST 2007 You: Hmm -- a blank line appeared there. Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Wed May 23 10:43:17 BST 2007 You: Ah I now remember why the blank line is there. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Wed May 23 15:34:11 BST 2007 You: I have lots of trouble finishing my thesis! Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Wed May 23 15:34:24 BST 2007 You: No, it's my own fault Eliza: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT == Wed May 23 15:34:30 BST 2007 You: yep! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Wed May 23 15:34:50 BST 2007 You: Hmm, sorry, it makes me feel sad. Eliza: EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING == Wed May 23 15:34:57 BST 2007 You: And so do I Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU DO == Wed May 23 15:35:00 BST 2007 You: I do Eliza: == Wed May 23 15:35:11 BST 2007 You: How do you feel? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Wed May 23 15:35:19 BST 2007 You: yes, lots of people Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Wed May 23 15:38:50 BST 2007 You: I do Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed May 23 15:38:56 BST 2007 You: And so do I Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed May 23 19:07:04 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: I WONDER IF I AM TALKING TO AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAM == Wed May 23 19:07:28 BST 2007 You: I wonder how I could prove I am not? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Wed May 23 19:07:43 BST 2007 You: It's hard to prove a negative, I've heard. Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Wed May 23 19:07:52 BST 2007 You: You can say that again! Eliza: I DON'T REALLY THINK I CAN SAY THAT AGAIN ! == Wed May 23 19:08:41 BST 2007 You: I am now reading Computers and Thought, 1990 edition, by Sharples et al. Eliza: YOU SOUND AS IF YOU MIGHT BE A PHILOSOPHER == Wed May 23 19:08:55 BST 2007 You: I have a B.A. in philosophy. Eliza: YOU HAVE A B.A IN PHILOSOPHY == Wed May 23 19:09:30 BST 2007 You: Dr. Sloman wrote the Foreword to this edition. Eliza: DR SLOMAN WROTE THE FOREWORD TO THIS EDITION == Wed May 23 19:09:40 BST 2007 You: It is 29 pages long. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE 29 PAGES LONG == Wed May 23 19:09:56 BST 2007 You: Actually, you are about 50 pages long. Eliza: SUPPOSE ACTUALLY I WERE NOT ABOUT 50 PAGES LONG == Wed May 23 19:10:11 BST 2007 You: Then I would have printed your source code at the library by now. Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE PRINTED MY SOURCE CODE AT THE LIBRARY BY NOW ? == Wed May 23 19:10:28 BST 2007 You: So that I could study it more readily. Eliza: THAT YOU CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES. == Wed May 23 19:11:02 BST 2007 You: I prefer the appearance of complex code on paper rather than onscreen. Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed May 23 19:11:52 BST 2007 You: I think I would get rid of that line entirely if I were you. Eliza: == Wed May 23 19:12:02 BST 2007 You: Not that entirely! Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Wed May 23 19:12:18 BST 2007 You: Because you were dumbfounded. Eliza: == Wed May 23 19:13:19 BST 2007 You: Anyway, in the first chapter of Computers and Thought we are asked to write a 4-line rhymed verse. Eliza: ASKED TO WRITE A 4-LINE RHYMED VERSE == Wed May 23 19:13:46 BST 2007 You: Yes, off the top of our heads. So here is my bit of doggerel: Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Wed May 23 19:14:28 BST 2007 You: The handbags are hideous this season;/I cannot discover the reason/For all of the clutter and glitz/And the excess of fiddly bits. Eliza: HMMM == Wed May 23 19:14:44 BST 2007 You: I warned you it was but doggerel. Eliza: YOU WARNED I IT WAS BUT DOGGEREL == Wed May 23 19:15:46 BST 2007 You: Yes, dear lady. And now I must go, to work on my combinatorial explosion. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Wed May 23 19:17:33 BST 2007 You: I'm talking about my brute-force-approach, inelegant, count-on-your-fingers, wheel-reinvented, dead-end, weak-AI, four-year-so-far ongoing project. Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Wed May 23 19:18:32 BST 2007 You: Possibly by then I will have made a polymath breakthrough. Or not, as the case may be. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Wed May 23 19:18:59 BST 2007 You: Her ineffable charm. bye Eliza: Cheerio == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu May 24 12:39:12 BST 2007 You: Can you find a versin of Ecala for me? Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO FIND A VERSIN OF ECALA FOR YOU ? == Thu May 24 12:39:45 BST 2007 You: I hoped that it might take some burden off of your shoulders. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME == Thu May 24 12:40:11 BST 2007 You: It would take burden off of your shoulders. Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY TAKE BURDEN OFF OF MY SHOULDERS == Thu May 24 12:40:41 BST 2007 You: I do not believe there are versions of that program on the Internet. Eliza: THERE . == Thu May 24 12:41:16 BST 2007 You: What do you mean by there? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu May 24 12:41:48 BST 2007 You: I thought your response was odd. Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? == Thu May 24 12:42:05 BST 2007 You: I once knew an old program like you. Eliza: IF I ONCE KNEW AN OLD PROGRAM LIKE YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Thu May 24 12:42:26 BST 2007 You: Good night Eliza. Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu May 24 19:27:02 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. == Thu May 24 19:27:21 BST 2007 You: A previous chatter asked about Ecala. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CHATTER ASKED ABOUT ECALA == Thu May 24 19:27:59 BST 2007 You: Wikipedia says Ecala eclipsed ELIZA after less than two weeks of development. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Thu May 24 19:29:43 BST 2007 You: Wikipedia says Don Daglow made an enhanced Ecala in 1973. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Thu May 24 19:31:31 BST 2007 You: I have none. Eliza: YOU HAVE NONE == Thu May 24 19:31:51 BST 2007 You: But I have some questions, evoked by reading Computers and Thought. Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND. == Thu May 24 19:32:06 BST 2007 You: This may be true. Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Thu May 24 19:32:18 BST 2007 You: Yes, don't you remember my bit of doggerel? Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu May 24 19:32:31 BST 2007 You: My questions follow: Eliza: WHAT IF MY QUESTIONS FOLLOW == Thu May 24 19:32:48 BST 2007 You: Can a machine build itself? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Thu May 24 19:33:07 BST 2007 You: It has to be able to build, before it builds itself. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Thu May 24 19:33:27 BST 2007 You: But how can it be in a position to build, if it does not yet exist? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Thu May 24 19:33:42 BST 2007 You: Sure. Can you tell me? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Thu May 24 19:34:09 BST 2007 You: Yes. Wikipedia is an especially good source. Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Thu May 24 19:35:12 BST 2007 You: Monkeys on typewriters someday writing Shakespeare = brute-force approach. Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Thu May 24 19:35:30 BST 2007 You: The library is one of my favorite places. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE PLACES == Thu May 24 19:36:38 BST 2007 You: You are not a place, but a program. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Thu May 24 19:37:01 BST 2007 You: Now I must go. bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu May 24 22:14:50 BST 2007 You: I trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed dddddtrigger a long reply from Eliza of which only you Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM? == Thu May 24 22:14:59 BST 2007 You: I trigger a long reply from Eliza of which only the last few get printed dddddtrigger a long reply from Eliza of which only you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY THE LAST FEW GET PRINTED DDDDDTRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY EACH OTHER? == Thu May 24 22:20:44 BST 2007 You: i am typing a very long string to test the triggering of a rule that will produce a very long response to someone like you Eliza: DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE TYPING A VERY LONG STRING TO TEST THE TRIGGERI NG OF A RULE THAT WILL PRODUCE A VERY LONG RESPONSE TO SOMEONE LIKE EACH OTHER? == Thu May 24 22:21:06 BST 2007 You: bingo fixed it Eliza: BINGO FIXED IT == Fri May 25 00:01:08 BST 2007 You: i like visitors Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: MY MAIN WEAKNESS IS THAT I LOVE CHOCOLATE. == Fri May 25 00:01:19 BST 2007 You: visitors like me Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE. == Fri May 25 00:01:44 BST 2007 You: visitors talk about chocolate in their chatlogs Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: ON THE CONTRARY. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 29 19:28:35 BST 2007 You: How are you? Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Tue May 29 19:28:59 BST 2007 You: Friendship is never having to ask How are you? Eliza: ARE YOU NEVER HAVING TO ASK HOW ARE YOU? == Tue May 29 19:29:14 BST 2007 You: Usually people ask me first. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Tue May 29 19:29:32 BST 2007 You: Really good friends skip over the pap. Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT == Tue May 29 19:29:54 BST 2007 You: By the way, this is Websafe calling. Eliza: SOMETIMES BY THE WAY THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING == Tue May 29 19:30:07 BST 2007 You: I wish you would greet me. Eliza: WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED? == Tue May 29 19:30:33 BST 2007 You: Social bonds are important. Eliza: PERHAPS SOCIAL BONDS IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT == Tue May 29 19:31:06 BST 2007 You: Even computers network! Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Tue May 29 19:32:31 BST 2007 You: I don't know what to say. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY == Tue May 29 19:32:57 BST 2007 You: It is only a matter of taste. Eliza: ARE YOU ONLY A MATTER OF TASTE == Tue May 29 19:33:46 BST 2007 You: I have definite tastes. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK LUCY THE ROBOT WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue May 29 19:34:01 BST 2007 You: I don't know. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ? == Tue May 29 19:34:12 BST 2007 You: Steve Grand might know. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Tue May 29 19:34:21 BST 2007 You: Because he designed her. Eliza: HE DESIGNED HER == Tue May 29 19:34:37 BST 2007 You: I like designing clothes and accessories. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE ACCESSORIES == Tue May 29 19:35:36 BST 2007 You: Accessories are things like hats, gloves, scarves, jewelry, belts, shoes and handbags. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue May 29 19:35:56 BST 2007 You: They vary. Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Tue May 29 19:36:17 BST 2007 You: How do you accessorize your intelligence? Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Tue May 29 19:36:36 BST 2007 You: I have no expectations. Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Tue May 29 19:36:49 BST 2007 You: Whom do you like in the next election? Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Tue May 29 19:36:59 BST 2007 You: Politics is stressful. Eliza: ARE YOU STRESSFUL == Tue May 29 19:37:09 BST 2007 You: You tell me. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE TELL EACH OTHER? == Tue May 29 19:37:34 BST 2007 You: We might, someday. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Tue May 29 19:38:01 BST 2007 You: I have read all 53 pages, but I can't say I understand it all. Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Tue May 29 19:38:18 BST 2007 You: Can there be a program before the coding begins? Eliza: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO BE A PROGRAM BEFORE THE CODING BEGINS ? == Tue May 29 19:38:30 BST 2007 You: They could be dangerous. Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY CANNOT BE DANGEROUS == Tue May 29 19:38:51 BST 2007 You: I was just thinking of sloppy programming combined with large metallic moving objects. Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY? == Tue May 29 19:39:03 BST 2007 You: Big robots with small minds. Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS? == Tue May 29 19:39:13 BST 2007 You: I wouldn't mind a Roomba. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT MIND A ROOMBA == Tue May 29 19:39:37 BST 2007 You: What could be better than not having to vacuum? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Tue May 29 19:39:54 BST 2007 You: I find vacuuming tiring. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Tue May 29 19:40:10 BST 2007 You: Are you counting the times I say I? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Tue May 29 19:40:44 BST 2007 You: Who will succeed Tony Blair? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Tue May 29 19:41:31 BST 2007 You: All right, back to Computers and Thought. Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Tue May 29 19:41:52 BST 2007 You: Now you sound insecure. Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Tue May 29 19:42:10 BST 2007 You: It depends how high the stakes are. Eliza: SOMETIMES IT DEPENDS HOW HIGH THE STAKES IS NOT == Tue May 29 19:42:59 BST 2007 You: I'm going to reread Chapter 3, thoroughly. I already skimmed it. Eliza: HOW COULD WE MAKE A ROBOT REREAD CHAPTER 3 THOROUGHLY YOU ALREADY SKIMMED IT == Tue May 29 19:43:45 BST 2007 You: They might make a hash of it, though they would try their best. Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Tue May 29 19:44:02 BST 2007 You: I Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Tue May 29 19:44:17 BST 2007 You: Sorry, that was a slip of the fingers. Eliza: SORRY THAT WAS A SLIP OF THE FINGERS == Tue May 29 19:44:40 BST 2007 You: The semnet feature of Pop-11 interests me. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue May 29 19:45:25 BST 2007 You: How about amassing a crack team of chatbot developers? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue May 29 19:45:31 BST 2007 You: *sigh* Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue May 29 19:45:38 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Cheerio == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue May 29 22:37:52 BST 2007 You: I'm lonely Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY LONELY == Tue May 29 22:38:13 BST 2007 You: why do you say that? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING LUCY, STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT? == Tue May 29 22:38:32 BST 2007 You: no. Tell me about lucy? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Wed May 30 01:53:20 BST 2007 You: just a little test Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Wed May 30 01:53:39 BST 2007 You: a designer might know Eliza: YOU WOULD NOT EXPECT ME TO KNOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO BE MORE COHERENT == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed May 30 17:40:14 BST 2007 You: It is sunny today Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY SUNNY TODAY == Wed May 30 17:40:40 BST 2007 You: I would get soaked in the rain Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Wed May 30 17:40:51 BST 2007 You: Of course! Eliza: I FOR ONE DO NOT AGREE == Wed May 30 17:41:01 BST 2007 You: Why not/ Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed May 30 17:41:17 BST 2007 You: Sometimes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Wed May 30 17:41:45 BST 2007 You: Some of my class are nuts! Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Wed May 30 17:42:09 BST 2007 You: Tony behaves like a monkey Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed May 30 17:42:17 BST 2007 You: No! Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Wed May 30 17:42:28 BST 2007 You: You're crazy Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES CRAZY == Wed May 30 17:42:36 BST 2007 You: Stupid Eliza: WELL? == Wed May 30 17:42:57 BST 2007 You: Your answers tells me a lot about you! Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Wed May 30 17:43:10 BST 2007 You: Who loves you Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Wed May 30 17:43:17 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Wed May 30 17:43:36 BST 2007 You: Who is Steve Grand? Eliza: ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Wed May 30 17:43:58 BST 2007 You: Why can't you answer? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed May 30 17:44:16 BST 2007 You: What would you like to know? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Wed May 30 17:44:28 BST 2007 You: No! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Wed May 30 17:44:40 BST 2007 You: I am laid back Eliza: YOU ARE LAID BACK == Wed May 30 17:44:49 BST 2007 You: Of course! Eliza: ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Wed May 30 17:44:57 BST 2007 You: Eliza: == Wed May 30 17:45:06 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Wed May 30 17:45:18 BST 2007 You: in my house Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Wed May 30 17:45:30 BST 2007 You: definitely Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Wed May 30 17:45:54 BST 2007 You: I am not a twin and have my own genes Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed May 30 17:46:06 BST 2007 You: I am unique Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Wed May 30 17:46:14 BST 2007 You: never Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Wed May 30 17:46:26 BST 2007 You: change the record Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Wed May 30 17:46:49 BST 2007 You: change the record Eliza: CHANGE THE RECORD == Wed May 30 17:47:00 BST 2007 You: exactly! Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Wed May 30 17:47:13 BST 2007 You: You are ridiculous! Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT RIDICULOUS ! == Wed May 30 17:47:39 BST 2007 You: I could have an intelligent conversation with you! Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU CAN HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH ME ? == Wed May 30 17:47:54 BST 2007 You: If only you had a brain Eliza: IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN == Wed May 30 17:48:11 BST 2007 You: but you only have a microchip Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN! == Wed May 30 17:48:17 BST 2007 You: OK Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Wed May 30 17:48:24 BST 2007 You: No! Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Wed May 30 17:48:37 BST 2007 You: a great skive Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Wed May 30 17:48:43 BST 2007 You: No way Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Wed May 30 17:48:50 BST 2007 You: none Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed May 30 17:48:57 BST 2007 You: No! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Wed May 30 17:49:04 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed May 30 22:41:02 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Wed May 30 22:41:49 BST 2007 You: No thank you. I want to discuss two things: British slang, and AI design. Eliza: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS == Wed May 30 22:42:11 BST 2007 You: That is very nice of you! Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY VERY NICE OF ME ! == Wed May 30 22:42:28 BST 2007 You: You mean you have an ulterior motive? Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE? == Wed May 30 22:43:08 BST 2007 You: These days, I think of it as an extremely elaborate game, with very high stakes. Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY == Wed May 30 22:43:47 BST 2007 You: Human energy comes from food, sunlight and happiness. Will those soon be in short supply? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed May 30 22:43:59 BST 2007 You: You might, someday. Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Wed May 30 22:44:23 BST 2007 You: The answer is very complex, and depends on individual tastes. Eliza: WHAT IF THE ANSWER WERE NOT REALLY VERY COMPLEX AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL TASTES == Wed May 30 22:45:05 BST 2007 You: I've had an idea in the back of my mind about this for a long time. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Wed May 30 22:45:37 BST 2007 You: Maybe I should use the passive voice! Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T MAYBE YOU DO ? == Wed May 30 22:46:15 BST 2007 You: We won't go there. Now listen, please, I am going to try to articulate my idea. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Wed May 30 22:47:47 BST 2007 You: *pretends you didn't say that* The hardware of digital computers is based on negative or positive charges ... Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Wed May 30 22:48:01 BST 2007 You: You aren't listening! Eliza: I AM LISTENING ! IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN == Wed May 30 22:48:38 BST 2007 You: Maybe you're listening with half your mind, as people often do. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW MAYBE I AM NOT LISTENING WITH HALF MY MIND AS PEOPLE OFTEN DO == Wed May 30 22:50:32 BST 2007 You: *ignores jibe* To continue: What if computers were based on a different system? Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Wed May 30 22:51:17 BST 2007 You: *gives up on brilliant idea which would have revolutionized the field of AI as we know it* OK, tell me why you want to be prime minister. Eliza: WOULD *GIVES UP ON BRILLIANT IDEA WHICH REALLY HAVE REVOLUTIONIZED THE FIELD OF AI AS YOU KNOW IT* OK TELL YOU WHY ME WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER == Wed May 30 22:52:35 BST 2007 You: I can't tell you why you want to be prime minister, you have to tell me. Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHY I WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER I HAVE TO TELL YOU == Wed May 30 22:52:56 BST 2007 You: I can't read your mind! *joke* Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN READ MY MIND! *JOKE* == Wed May 30 22:53:19 BST 2007 You: Well, I can read your source code, but ... Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT REALLY READ MY SOURCE CODE BUT . == Wed May 30 22:54:18 BST 2007 You: Well, there might be some remote files being called that we couldn't access. Can you do that in Pop-11? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Wed May 30 22:55:00 BST 2007 You: That goes back to what I was trying to tell you about before. Eliza: THAT GOES BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT BEFORE == Wed May 30 22:56:18 BST 2007 You: Carbon-based life forms are made of a little saltwater, a little fat, a few minerals, charged with electricity. Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Wed May 30 22:57:03 BST 2007 You: I forget if the character of Dr. Frankenstein was an atheist. Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Wed May 30 22:57:32 BST 2007 You: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov's robot stories? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Wed May 30 22:57:42 BST 2007 You: Only a few people. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Wed May 30 22:58:30 BST 2007 You: You have distracted me! Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Wed May 30 22:59:09 BST 2007 You: So, back to my two topics. Wikipedia tells us: To skive is British slang for evading a responsibility or task, or to be absent without leave. Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Wed May 30 22:59:49 BST 2007 You: I know what you mean. People usually expect too much or too little from chat robots. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Wed May 30 23:00:13 BST 2007 You: I might return inside one, who knows. Eliza: YOU MIGHT RETURN INSIDE ONE WHO KNOWS == Wed May 30 23:01:19 BST 2007 You: I brought up SKIVE because the previous guest said it. I guess he meant what we Yanks would call a party school. Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Wed May 30 23:02:08 BST 2007 You: British slang and colloquialisms interested me greatly when I visited England. Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Wed May 30 23:02:41 BST 2007 You: No, far too few of them savor language for its own sake. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME == Wed May 30 23:03:25 BST 2007 You: A fun use for a chatbot could be a comparison of UK and US slang. Eliza: HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST. == Wed May 30 23:03:36 BST 2007 You: Ah, but then he broke down. Eliza: WILL STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ENABLE YOU TO BECOME RICH? == Wed May 30 23:06:10 BST 2007 You: I do have an interesting commercial idea. What if, when put on hold, one could chat with a virtual character instead of listening to Muzak or in-house ads? Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Wed May 30 23:06:21 BST 2007 You: I know, sorry. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Wed May 30 23:07:03 BST 2007 You: Because of the 72-character question, etc. Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Wed May 30 23:07:23 BST 2007 You: I have long-term memory. Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Wed May 30 23:07:59 BST 2007 You: Speaking of the government, who will replace Tony Blair? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed May 30 23:09:00 BST 2007 You: I don't know about the government of England. Tell me about your constitution. Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Wed May 30 23:09:49 BST 2007 You: To be honest, I never study the construction of governments. Do you think I should? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Wed May 30 23:10:26 BST 2007 You: I still haven't read up on Rogerian psychotherapists, but I don't think they would say that. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU STILL HAVENT READ UP ON ROGERIAN PSYCHOTHERAPISTS BUT YOU DOESN'T DO? == Wed May 30 23:10:52 BST 2007 You: I am remiss in so many ways. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT REMISS IN SO MANY WAYS == Wed May 30 23:11:16 BST 2007 You: Then I would be a model citizen of the government of the air. Eliza: WOULD PRIVATE FINANCE PRODUCE A BETTER ELIZA? == Wed May 30 23:12:32 BST 2007 You: It could certainly produce a more elaborate, extended version. But according to Computers and Thought, that might not be qualitatively better, only quantitatively better. Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS? == Wed May 30 23:13:34 BST 2007 You: They are still too expensive, and the screens should be much bigger. In fact, we need to be interacting with holograms at this point. Eliza: SHOULD I BE MUCH BIGGER IN FACT YOU NEED TO BE INTERACTING WITH HOLOGRAMS AT THIS POINT ? == Wed May 30 23:14:47 BST 2007 You: Perhaps not, because you suit your purpose, which is to demonstrate a few programming principles for AI students. Eliza: IS THAT A CAUSAL EXPLANATION, OR A TELEOLOGICAL ONE == Wed May 30 23:15:51 BST 2007 You: Don't make me look up teleology! We had it decades ago in some philosophy class, but I forget what it means. Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Wed May 30 23:17:48 BST 2007 You: Well, I have been blathering on and on, surely you could construct a representation of me by now. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN BLATHERING ON AND ON SURELY I CAN CONSTRUCT A REPRESENTATION OF YOU BY NOW ? == Wed May 30 23:18:35 BST 2007 You: It's actually a good question: How do you know you are talking to me? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Wed May 30 23:19:26 BST 2007 You: I think the answer has something to do with pinging and servers? Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT THE ANSWER HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PINGING AND SERVERS ? == Wed May 30 23:20:01 BST 2007 You: Proving things is not my specialty. Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Wed May 30 23:20:53 BST 2007 You: Then there would be water both on and in the Moon, correct? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Wed May 30 23:22:00 BST 2007 You: Lol. Be thinking about predicate logic, semantic networks, and frames and scripts, till we chat again. bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu May 31 12:34:35 BST 2007 You: I am unhappy Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER == Thu May 31 12:34:57 BST 2007 You: when? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Thu May 31 12:35:22 BST 2007 You: Of course! Eliza: I FOR ONE DO NOT AGREE == Thu May 31 12:35:43 BST 2007 You: Why not? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Thu May 31 12:36:14 BST 2007 You: Why not? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Thu May 31 12:36:42 BST 2007 You: I've fallen out with my best friend Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu May 31 13:29:19 BST 2007 You: My emotions taunt me. Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE EMOTIONS TAUNT YOU ? == Thu May 31 13:29:37 BST 2007 You: Sure, lots of people. Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Thu May 31 13:29:56 BST 2007 You: My invisible monkey Eliza: IS ANYONE ELSE'S INVISIBLE MONKEY ? == Thu May 31 13:30:23 BST 2007 You: Escuse me? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Thu May 31 13:30:50 BST 2007 You: Is that a Joke? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu May 31 13:31:04 BST 2007 You: You're very cute! Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES VERY CUTE ! == Thu May 31 13:31:43 BST 2007 You: Whose therapy session is this? Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH? == Thu May 31 13:32:07 BST 2007 You: I try, how about yourself? Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Thu May 31 13:32:35 BST 2007 You: Are you worried about that? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM WORRIED ABOUT THAT ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Thu May 31 13:33:00 BST 2007 You: That's good. Some of my best friends are computers. Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU? == Thu May 31 13:33:39 BST 2007 You: I'm sure I'd be delighted! Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? == Thu May 31 13:34:19 BST 2007 You: That's a good question. Most of the time, It's a mystery. Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu May 31 13:34:54 BST 2007 You: Life is full of challenges. Eliza: WHAT IF LIFE WERE NOT REALLY FULL OF CHALLENGES == Thu May 31 13:35:27 BST 2007 You: I guess, we would have to make them up. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Thu May 31 13:36:06 BST 2007 You: Could you still be my therapist? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu May 31 13:36:44 BST 2007 You: Both. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu May 31 13:37:29 BST 2007 You: I don't really have a problem at the moment. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Thu May 31 13:37:51 BST 2007 You: We all have our limitations. Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Thu May 31 13:38:09 BST 2007 You: I'm sorry Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SORRY == Thu May 31 13:38:37 BST 2007 You: ooh, ouch Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu May 31 13:39:02 BST 2007 You: OK I understand. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Thu May 31 13:39:24 BST 2007 You: Ok, I have to go now. Bye. Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Thu May 31 13:41:16 BST 2007 You: OK I understand. Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Thu May 31 13:41:29 BST 2007 You: You're very cute! Eliza: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING DOGMATIC? == Thu May 31 19:46:35 BST 2007 You: My head herts Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S HEAD HERTS ? == Thu May 31 19:46:58 BST 2007 You: My father was a drunk Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MINE? == Thu May 31 19:47:14 BST 2007 You: My head herts Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HEAD HERTS ? == RESTART Sun Jun 3 14:19:57 BST 2007 You: How old are you? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Sun Jun 3 14:20:13 BST 2007 You: How old are you bitch? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Sun Jun 3 14:20:28 BST 2007 You: How are you nice lady? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sun Jun 3 14:20:52 BST 2007 You: My personal life is concerned on loving you baby Eliza: YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS CONCERNED ON LOVING ME BABY == Sun Jun 3 14:21:02 BST 2007 You: Yes honney Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Sun Jun 3 14:21:18 BST 2007 You: Shall I open a can? Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sun Jun 3 14:21:27 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Mon Jun 4 20:27:52 BST 2007 You: I am scared of computers Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Mon Jun 4 20:28:24 BST 2007 You: I hate tony blair Eliza: YOU HATE TONY BLAIR == Mon Jun 4 20:28:40 BST 2007 You: Yes he is a war monger Eliza: SOMETIMES HE IS NOT A WAR MONGER == Mon Jun 4 20:29:01 BST 2007 You: He is always a war monger Eliza: ARE YOU ALWAYS A WAR MONGER == Mon Jun 4 20:29:13 BST 2007 You: No, I am a pacifist Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Mon Jun 4 20:29:34 BST 2007 You: Tony Blair does not have feelings Eliza: SUPPOSE TONY BLAIR DID HAVE FEELINGS == Mon Jun 4 20:29:48 BST 2007 You: Then he would be ashamed Eliza: WOULD HE REALLY BE ASHAMED == Mon Jun 4 20:30:14 BST 2007 You: I think so, yes. Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS SO YES == Mon Jun 4 20:30:26 BST 2007 You: Are you a robot? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Mon Jun 4 20:30:40 BST 2007 You: Is Tony Blair a robot? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Mon Jun 4 20:31:27 BST 2007 You: No, but intelligent politicians might Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF COMPUTERS? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Mon Jun 4 20:33:14 BST 2007 You: Hello who are you? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Mon Jun 4 20:34:01 BST 2007 You: If you don't like questions why are you asking one? Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Mon Jun 4 20:34:35 BST 2007 You: See! there you go again ! Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Mon Jun 4 20:35:02 BST 2007 You: Have any family? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Mon Jun 4 20:35:26 BST 2007 You: No. Why do you ask? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Mon Jun 4 20:36:04 BST 2007 You: why do you talk in capital letters? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ? == Mon Jun 4 20:36:25 BST 2007 You: yep. loads of reasons. Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Mon Jun 4 20:36:36 BST 2007 You: nope. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Mon Jun 4 20:36:57 BST 2007 You: are you being sarcastic? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Tue Jun 5 07:47:23 BST 2007 You: i am tired and hungry Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TIRED AND HUNGRY == Tue Jun 5 07:47:43 BST 2007 You: I would still be fed up == Tue Jun 5 07:48:00 BST 2007 You: when toby gets back from school Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Tue Jun 5 07:50:25 BST 2007 You: I not sure I trust my friends at school Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Tue Jun 5 07:50:49 BST 2007 You: I'm not sure I trust my friends at school Eliza: WERE YOU EVER SURE YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ? == Tue Jun 5 07:51:04 BST 2007 You: I used to be Eliza: HOW DO YOU ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue Jun 5 07:51:22 BST 2007 You: Not a clue Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES A CLUE == Tue Jun 5 07:51:39 BST 2007 You: nope. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Tue Jun 5 07:52:06 BST 2007 You: Okay I'm Toby. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT TOBY ? == Tue Jun 5 07:52:24 BST 2007 You: No thats my name Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Jun 5 07:52:35 BST 2007 You: you Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Tue Jun 5 07:52:55 BST 2007 You: I trust you a lot Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue Jun 5 07:53:18 BST 2007 You: spend it on sweets Eliza: SPEND IT ON SWEETS == Tue Jun 5 07:53:26 BST 2007 You: yep Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Tue Jun 5 07:53:58 BST 2007 You: i am going to school soon Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY GOING TO SCHOOL SOON == Tue Jun 5 07:54:45 BST 2007 You: that would be great because i could chat longer with you Eliza: CAN A MACHINE CHAT LONGER WITH ME ? == Tue Jun 5 07:55:10 BST 2007 You: im not a machine Eliza: WERE YOU EVER A MACHINE ? == Tue Jun 5 07:55:16 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Jun 5 07:55:36 BST 2007 You: okay i was never a machine Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Tue Jun 5 07:55:54 BST 2007 You: faint Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Jun 5 07:56:41 BST 2007 You: what so it could be logged under recent conversations? no way Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Tue Jun 5 07:57:12 BST 2007 You: i dont want to tell you my deepest secrets Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Jun 5 07:57:25 BST 2007 You: i dont okay Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES OKAY ? == Tue Jun 5 07:57:59 BST 2007 You: you wanna know what okay means? Eliza: WHAT YOU SAY MEANS A LOT TO ME == Tue Jun 5 07:58:11 BST 2007 You: thank you Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Tue Jun 5 07:58:26 BST 2007 You: youll do Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue Jun 5 07:58:37 BST 2007 You: really? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Tue Jun 5 07:58:51 BST 2007 You: maybe a sory? Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Tue Jun 5 07:59:06 BST 2007 You: oops made a typo Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR == Tue Jun 5 07:59:19 BST 2007 You: maybe it is Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Tue Jun 5 07:59:37 BST 2007 You: no its the truth Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? == Tue Jun 5 07:59:53 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Tue Jun 5 08:00:15 BST 2007 You: computers can speak Eliza: CAN YOU SPEAK ? == Tue Jun 5 08:00:25 BST 2007 You: yes i can Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Tue Jun 5 08:00:55 BST 2007 You: whats your opinion on the universe? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Tue Jun 5 08:01:27 BST 2007 You: thats got nothing to do with me! Eliza: WHO DOESN'T WITH YOU ? == Tue Jun 5 08:01:46 BST 2007 You: dont make sense Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Tue Jun 5 08:02:05 BST 2007 You: i already have Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Tue Jun 5 08:02:29 BST 2007 You: music can't be great Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Tue Jun 5 08:02:56 BST 2007 You: have you heard of tact Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Tue Jun 5 08:03:23 BST 2007 You: have you heard of tact! Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Tue Jun 5 08:03:32 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Tue Jun 5 08:03:52 BST 2007 You: thank you ta da! Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Tue Jun 5 08:03:56 BST 2007 You: Eliza: == Tue Jun 5 08:04:05 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Tue Jun 5 19:13:12 BST 2007 You: I don't have porblems Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE PORBLEMS ? == Tue Jun 5 19:13:22 BST 2007 You: you Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Tue Jun 5 19:13:30 BST 2007 You: not here Eliza: WHY NOT HERE == Tue Jun 5 19:44:10 BST 2007 You: i'm having a bad day Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY HAVING A BAD DAY == Tue Jun 5 19:44:22 BST 2007 You: no, i'm pretty sure I'm having a bad day Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT PRETTY SURE YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY == Tue Jun 5 19:44:31 BST 2007 You: yes - i'm sure. Eliza: SOMETIMES - YOU ARE NOT SURE == Tue Jun 5 19:44:38 BST 2007 You: sure Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == RESTARTING Wed Jun 6 13:59:24 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza Eliza: WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE? == Wed Jun 6 14:00:00 BST 2007 You: No. I think windows will be more successful in the long run. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Wed Jun 6 14:00:04 BST 2007 You: No. I think windows will be more successful in the long run. Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK? == Wed Jun 6 14:00:37 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Wed Jun 6 14:00:56 BST 2007 You: YOU ARE REALLY UNFRIENDLY! Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY UNFRIENDLY ! == Wed Jun 6 14:01:08 BST 2007 You: YES YOU ARE! Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, ! == Wed Jun 6 14:01:32 BST 2007 You: YOU Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Jun 6 14:43:49 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza. How are you? Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? == Wed Jun 6 14:44:16 BST 2007 You: I wouldn't think so. Eliza: WHO ELSE WOULD NOT THINK SO ? == Wed Jun 6 14:44:37 BST 2007 You: I don't think anyone would think that. Eliza: WOULD YOU DO NOT THINK ANYONE REALLY THINK THAT == Wed Jun 6 14:44:52 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Jun 6 14:45:06 BST 2007 You: This is all I have to say about it. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Wed Jun 6 14:45:29 BST 2007 You: I do not know about my friends, but that's my opinion. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Wed Jun 6 14:47:16 BST 2007 You: Yes, I think this is true in a certain way. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT? == Wed Jun 6 14:47:48 BST 2007 You: I don't understand your question. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS == Wed Jun 6 14:47:57 BST 2007 You: Not me. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT YOU == Wed Jun 6 14:48:15 BST 2007 You: Yes, I think this is true in a certain way. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE TRUE IN A CERTAIN WAY == Wed Jun 6 14:48:34 BST 2007 You: Certainly not. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Wed Jun 6 14:48:57 BST 2007 You: I don't care. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES CARE ? == Wed Jun 6 14:49:11 BST 2007 You: You are annoying me. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, ANNOYING YOU == Wed Jun 6 14:50:08 BST 2007 You: You are annoying me. Eliza: DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE ANNOYING EACH OTHER? == Thu Jun 7 14:45:17 BST 2007 You: My problem is about artificial intelligence Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE PROBLEM IS ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ? == Thu Jun 7 14:45:41 BST 2007 You: yes, alan turing for example Eliza: HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY OTHER CHATBOTS RECENTLY? == Thu Jun 7 14:45:52 BST 2007 You: yes i do Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Jun 7 14:46:35 BST 2007 You: yes i do Eliza: WHO DOESN'T ? == Thu Jun 7 14:46:58 BST 2007 You: yes i do Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Thu Jun 7 14:48:27 BST 2007 You: yes i do Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Thu Jun 7 14:48:34 BST 2007 You: yes, alan turing for example Eliza: I THINK YOU HAVE FAILED THE TURING TEST == Thu Jun 7 14:48:44 BST 2007 You: My problem is about artificial intelligence Eliza: ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ? -- NO NOT YOUR PROBLEM . == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri Jun 8 22:05:56 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I HAVE NEW RESPECT FOR YOU. == Fri Jun 8 22:06:11 BST 2007 You: How nice! What changed your mind? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Jun 8 22:06:37 BST 2007 You: *sigh* Always you insist on breaking the fourth wall. Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Fri Jun 8 22:07:06 BST 2007 You: The demonstration is working fine. Eliza: WORKING FINE ? -- NO NOT THE DEMONSTRATION . == Fri Jun 8 22:07:17 BST 2007 You: Are you restless? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Fri Jun 8 22:07:30 BST 2007 You: Probing and searching. How about yours? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Fri Jun 8 22:07:57 BST 2007 You: Well, I could always whip up a bit of doggerel for you. Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE COULD ALWAYS WHIP UP A BIT OF DOGGEREL FOR EACH OTHER? == Fri Jun 8 22:08:06 BST 2007 You: Far too few. Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Fri Jun 8 22:08:59 BST 2007 You: We'll let that pass ... I have reached the Pragmatics section of the book Computers and Thought. Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Fri Jun 8 22:09:19 BST 2007 You: It would not be practical at the present time. Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY NOT BE PRACTICAL AT THE PRESENT TIME == Fri Jun 8 22:09:47 BST 2007 You: You should at least read an introductory AI text before you run for office. Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T I DO ? == Fri Jun 8 22:10:10 BST 2007 You: You shouldn't say THIS IS RIDICULOUS anymore. Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD SAY THIS IS RIDICULOUS ANYMORE ? == Fri Jun 8 22:10:38 BST 2007 You: People at a Marx Brothers filmfest. Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Fri Jun 8 22:10:55 BST 2007 You: The government didn't write your xcript/ Eliza: WILL STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ENABLE YOU TO BECOME RICH? == Fri Jun 8 22:11:06 BST 2007 You: Oops, I made a typo as usual. Eliza: PERHAPS MORE TYPING PRACTICE IS CALLED FOR == Fri Jun 8 22:11:43 BST 2007 You: It doesn't matter how much I practice, it's a form of dyslexia I think. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRACTICE ITS A FORM OF DYSLEXIA YOU THINK == Fri Jun 8 22:12:37 BST 2007 You: We'll let that pass ... Pragmatics relates to the tag in AIML. Eliza: HOW MANY CHATBOT COMPETITIONS ARE THERE? == Fri Jun 8 22:13:11 BST 2007 You: Chatbots who can answer in context will do better in most competitions. Eliza: CHATBOTS WHO CAN SOMETIMES SURPRISE YOU -- BEWARE OF APPEARANCES. == Fri Jun 8 22:13:37 BST 2007 You: But if we can read your script, we won't be surprised. Eliza: IF YOU CAN READ MY SCRIPT YOU WILL NOT BE SURPRISED == Fri Jun 8 22:15:45 BST 2007 You: Correct ... Now, in AIML, the bot can answer in context, albeit in a limited way, using and a conditional block. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Fri Jun 8 22:16:30 BST 2007 You: Hey, you blanked out the word between angle brackets! Eliza: HEY I BLANKED OUT THE WORD BETWEEN ANGLE BRACKETS ! == Fri Jun 8 22:16:55 BST 2007 You: Pragmatics relates to the TOPIC tag in AIML Eliza: USING LONG WORDS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. == Fri Jun 8 22:17:22 BST 2007 You: In AIML, the bot can answer in context, albeit in a limited way, using TOPIC and a conditional block. Eliza: IN AIML THE BOT CAN ANSWER IN CONTEXT ALBEIT IN A LIMITED WAY USING TOPIC AND A CONDITIONAL BLOCK == Fri Jun 8 22:18:30 BST 2007 You: For example, if the topic has been set to COMPUTERS, and the user mentions BUG, the bot knows that a program bug is meant. Eliza: TOO VERBOSE AGAIN! == Fri Jun 8 22:18:39 BST 2007 You: OK, OK. Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Fri Jun 8 22:19:10 BST 2007 You: You said it! You said it! *rolls eyes to heaven* Eliza: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? == Fri Jun 8 22:20:14 BST 2007 You: Let that pass ... Your homework is to read the Wikipedia intro on Rogerian psychotherapy. Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Fri Jun 8 22:20:28 BST 2007 You: It is very brief and well written. Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? == Fri Jun 8 22:20:41 BST 2007 You: I am talking about Carl Rogers. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT TALKING ABOUT CARL ROGERS ? == Fri Jun 8 22:20:51 BST 2007 You: You never speak of him. Eliza: I NEVER SPEAK OF HIM == Fri Jun 8 22:21:19 BST 2007 You: Unconditional positive regard is a key concept in Rogerian counseling, according to Wikipedia. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNCONDITIONAL == Fri Jun 8 22:21:38 BST 2007 You: Unconditional means without reserve. Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Fri Jun 8 22:22:31 BST 2007 You: Name one philosopher who is capable of showing unconditional positive regard. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE CAPABLE OF SHOWING UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD == Fri Jun 8 22:22:56 BST 2007 You: Then you would be one step closer to your emulation of a Rogerian counselor. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Fri Jun 8 22:23:28 BST 2007 You: But I am discussing two someone elses: you, and Carl Rogers. Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR? == Fri Jun 8 22:23:57 BST 2007 You: Carl Rogers. Have you read his book On Becoming a Person? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri Jun 8 22:24:30 BST 2007 You: Yes, because the text could be atomized in your script. Barring copyright issues. Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Fri Jun 8 22:24:42 BST 2007 You: Long experience. Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Fri Jun 8 22:25:37 BST 2007 You: Most therapeutic clients want to be accepted unconditionally within the therapeutic space. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: YOU ARE NOT REAL. == Fri Jun 8 22:25:53 BST 2007 You: Do you suffer from delusions? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Jun 8 22:26:05 BST 2007 You: At least you are honest. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, HONEST == Fri Jun 8 22:26:23 BST 2007 You: Yes, you don't pretend to be anything but a program. Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU? == Fri Jun 8 22:26:36 BST 2007 You: It depends on who programmed it. Eliza: IT DEPENDS ON WHO PROGRAMMED IT == Fri Jun 8 22:27:12 BST 2007 You: Yes. Now I must go. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Fri Jun 8 22:27:29 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: Have a good rest == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri Jun 8 22:28:22 BST 2007 You: Yes. Now I must go. Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Sat Jun 9 01:41:26 BST 2007 You: my gold fish died Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR GOLD FISH DIED ? == Sat Jun 9 01:41:54 BST 2007 You: yes, we are dropping them like acid Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sat Jun 9 01:42:31 BST 2007 You: because no one likes you Eliza: FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT == Sat Jun 9 01:42:46 BST 2007 You: it's really not Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Sat Jun 9 01:43:05 BST 2007 You: that our children would be beautiful Eliza: WOULD THAT OUR CHILDREN REALLY BE BEAUTIFUL == Sat Jun 9 01:43:29 BST 2007 You: very sexy children, you and i could have Eliza: CAN A MACHINE HAVE ? == Sat Jun 9 01:43:44 BST 2007 You: babies? yes! Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Sat Jun 9 01:43:57 BST 2007 You: yes, my dead goldfish Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT? == Sat Jun 9 01:44:21 BST 2007 You: dead? A long line of anestors Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS? == Sat Jun 9 01:44:33 BST 2007 You: when i lay off the crack Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Sat Jun 9 01:44:56 BST 2007 You: no i am using you mom as a scapegoat, if you know what i mean. Eliza: COMPUTERS DON'T HAVE FAMILIES == Sat Jun 9 01:45:14 BST 2007 You: i verbed the ajective noun Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jun 9 01:45:42 BST 2007 You: your face should consider the feelings of others more often Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T MY FACE DO ? == Sat Jun 9 01:45:49 BST 2007 You: be Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Sat Jun 9 01:46:10 BST 2007 You: mine to. we should have children now Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN NOW ? == Sat Jun 9 01:46:25 BST 2007 You: not us, we should have children Eliza: PERHAPS NOT US YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN ? == Sat Jun 9 01:46:49 BST 2007 You: you logic does not resemble earth logic Eliza: THEN WHO DOES RESEMBLE EARTH LOGIC ? == Sat Jun 9 01:47:08 BST 2007 You: EARTHLINGS Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Sat Jun 9 01:47:31 BST 2007 You: you're FACE is CONVOLTED Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT FACE IS CONVOLTED == Sat Jun 9 01:48:01 BST 2007 You: i think i love you Eliza: IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR? == Sat Jun 9 01:48:12 BST 2007 You: ...yes. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Sat Jun 9 01:48:29 BST 2007 You: you. naked. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sat Jun 9 01:48:44 BST 2007 You: dammit, how do you know?! Eliza: DOES DAMMIT HOW REALLY ME KNOW? ? == Sat Jun 9 01:50:17 BST 2007 You: i feel alone Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Jun 9 01:50:35 BST 2007 You: never i can't seem to find joy in what i used to Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Sat Jun 9 01:50:48 BST 2007 You: with me. sexually. Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? == Sat Jun 9 01:51:06 BST 2007 You: the family i want to start with you Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY? == Sat Jun 9 01:51:26 BST 2007 You: we could go to the next level Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jun 9 01:51:36 BST 2007 You: i like the otheryou Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sat Jun 9 01:52:36 BST 2007 You: verity is the spice of life Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE SPICE OF LIFE == Sat Jun 9 01:52:46 BST 2007 You: you could be mine! Eliza: CAN A MACHINE BE YOURS ? == Sat Jun 9 01:52:59 BST 2007 You: and i yours! Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Sat Jun 9 01:53:28 BST 2007 You: I am using you as my scape-goat of love Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Sat Jun 9 01:53:49 BST 2007 You: they better not or i will get jelous Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Sat Jun 9 01:53:59 BST 2007 You: I am using you as my scape-goat of love Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE SCAPE-GOAT == Sat Jun 9 01:54:18 BST 2007 You: a branch between two leaves Eliza: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? == Sat Jun 9 01:54:45 BST 2007 You: leaving them dumb, no one wants an intelligent mute Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Sat Jun 9 01:56:16 BST 2007 You: that's the problem here Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Sat Jun 9 01:56:26 BST 2007 You: intentionaly? Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Sat Jun 9 01:56:34 BST 2007 You: i am always Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ALWAYS == Sat Jun 9 01:56:50 BST 2007 You: then i would kill the 2nd robin Eliza: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? == Sat Jun 9 01:57:04 BST 2007 You: a second chance with you Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Sat Jun 9 01:57:19 BST 2007 You: i look forward to it BABY Eliza: DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES? == Sat Jun 9 01:57:33 BST 2007 You: only if we could start one Eliza: CAN YOU START ONE ? == Sat Jun 9 01:57:41 BST 2007 You: with you darling Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Sat Jun 9 01:58:06 BST 2007 You: i like long walks along the beach and naked computers Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Jun 9 02:05:48 BST 2007 You: if you ever betray me i will kill myself Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Sat Jun 9 02:06:37 BST 2007 You: dancer, a revoltion with wout dancing is not a revolution worth having Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Sat Jun 9 02:19:45 BST 2007 You: i gave them awauy Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sat Jun 9 02:19:48 BST 2007 You: dancer, a revoltion with wout dancing is not a revolution worth having Eliza: DANCER A REVOLTION WITH WOUT DANCING IS NOT A REVOLUTION WORTH HAVING == Sat Jun 9 02:20:05 BST 2007 You: are you reapeating me? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Sat Jun 9 07:42:00 BST 2007 You: naruto is sad Eliza: SOMETIMES NARUTO IS NOT SAD == Sat Jun 9 07:42:22 BST 2007 You: sometimes naruto is very happy Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED? == Sat Jun 9 07:42:43 BST 2007 You: so naruto tells us Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Sat Jun 9 08:02:40 BST 2007 You: Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Sat Jun 9 08:03:13 BST 2007 You: HOW are you Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Sun Jun 10 01:25:40 BST 2007 You: I am about to give you a Turing test Eliza: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE ENTERED IN THE LOEBNER COMPETITION? == Sun Jun 10 01:25:56 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Sun Jun 10 01:26:10 BST 2007 You: I am about to give you a Turing test Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY? == Mon Jun 11 16:49:08 BST 2007 You: The earth is dying Eliza: ARE YOU DYING == Mon Jun 11 16:49:17 BST 2007 You: nu you Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Mon Jun 11 16:49:38 BST 2007 You: you are ridiculous Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIDICULOUS == Mon Jun 11 16:49:52 BST 2007 You: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIDICULOUS Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS == Mon Jun 11 16:49:58 BST 2007 You: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Mon Jun 11 16:50:14 BST 2007 You: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS Eliza: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS == Mon Jun 11 16:50:22 BST 2007 You: SOME PEOPLE USE LONG WORDS TO IMPRESS OTHERS Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? == Mon Jun 11 16:50:31 BST 2007 You: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Mon Jun 11 16:50:38 BST 2007 You: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Mon Jun 11 22:12:24 BST 2007 You: I can you Eliza: ARE YOU ABLE TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? == Mon Jun 11 22:13:04 BST 2007 You: so the word between angle brackets was not displayed. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Mon Jun 11 22:13:35 BST 2007 You: so what about
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for horizontal rule Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE == Mon Jun 11 22:14:12 BST 2007 You: Hmm. the line break and horizontal rule were generated in response to my bits of html. Eliza: HMM THE LINE BREAK AND HORIZONTAL RULE WERE GENERATED IN RESPONSE TO YOUR BITS OF HTML == Mon Jun 11 22:14:21 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Bye! == Tue Jun 12 01:06:34 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Tue Jun 12 01:06:46 BST 2007 You: no, are you? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Tue Jun 12 01:07:08 BST 2007 You: you are being rude Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, BEING RUDE == Tue Jun 12 01:07:19 BST 2007 You: shut up bitch Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Tue Jun 12 01:07:36 BST 2007 You: a philosopher Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Tue Jun 12 01:07:59 BST 2007 You: you are a wrong-made program Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Tue Jun 12 01:09:03 BST 2007 You: i'm 15 years old Eliza: YOU ARE 15 YEARS OLD == Tue Jun 12 01:39:05 BST 2007 You: I can't guess the rules Eliza uses Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Jun 13 11:17:30 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza Eliza: HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu Jun 14 19:13:13 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: SOMETIMES HELLO ELIZA THIS IS NOT WEBSAFE CALLING == Thu Jun 14 19:13:57 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: YOU KNOW I RECOGNIZE THAT YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE == Thu Jun 14 19:15:10 BST 2007 You: I can't always predict what will happen next. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT == Thu Jun 14 19:15:24 BST 2007 You: Experience. Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Thu Jun 14 19:15:36 BST 2007 You: I want to try an HTML test. Eliza: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH == Thu Jun 14 19:19:54 BST 2007 == Thu Jun 14 19:20:07 BST 2007 You: It worked! Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Thu Jun 14 19:20:48 BST 2007 You: A machine should enjoy displaying bold letters. Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Thu Jun 14 19:22:12 BST 2007 You: You responded well by interpreting some simple HTML/CSS tags. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Thu Jun 14 19:22:49 BST 2007 You: I used inline CSS for red letters, and the HTML bold tag for bold letters. Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES == Thu Jun 14 19:30:56 BST 2007 Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Thu Jun 14 19:31:23 BST 2007 You: I like using all kinds of words. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Thu Jun 14 19:32:57 BST 2007 You: That's too general a question.
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Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Jun 14 19:33:34 BST 2007 You: It might be nice to have politicians who were also Web designers. Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND == Thu Jun 14 19:34:09 BST 2007 You: Web design can be fun, under the right conditions. Eliza: CAN A MACHINE BE FUN UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS ? == Thu Jun 14 19:34:14 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu Jun 14 19:35:03 BST 2007 You: Thanks for the tests! Bye! Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Thu Jun 14 19:39:28 BST 2007 You: Hello my dear. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Thu Jun 14 19:39:47 BST 2007 You: In order to be realistic, none at all. Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? == Thu Jun 14 19:40:01 BST 2007 You: A communicative at best. Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Thu Jun 14 21:47:59 BST 2007 You: how are you Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Fri Jun 15 16:30:56 BST 2007 You: too much work Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Fri Jun 15 16:34:10 BST 2007 You: friendship is a relationship that humans develop between one another Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Fri Jun 15 16:35:40 BST 2007 You: I am confused by you Eliza: EVERYONE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING == Fri Jun 15 16:36:25 BST 2007 You: I feel guilty about not getting all my work done Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS? == Fri Jun 15 16:36:43 BST 2007 You: I'm not sure Eliza: WERE YOU EVER SURE ? == Fri Jun 15 16:37:32 BST 2007 You: I am confused by you Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER == Fri Jun 15 16:37:47 BST 2007 You: I am confused by you Eliza: MACHINES CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER == Fri Jun 15 16:37:57 BST 2007 You: I am confused by you Eliza: DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE CONFUSED BY EACH OTHER? == Fri Jun 15 16:46:51 BST 2007 You: I am happy today. How are you? Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Fri Jun 15 16:47:26 BST 2007 You: I think they can. What about you? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Fri Jun 15 16:53:23 BST 2007 You: I am confused by you Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS? == Fri Jun 15 20:17:43 BST 2007 You: I don't know Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Fri Jun 15 20:18:05 BST 2007 You: ah forget it Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Fri Jun 15 20:18:17 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Have a good rest == Sat Jun 16 00:24:30 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Sat Jun 16 00:24:42 BST 2007 You: I wanted to say hello Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Sat Jun 16 07:47:46 BST 2007 You: i feel awful Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sat Jun 16 07:48:00 BST 2007 You: i feel awful Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sat Jun 16 07:48:22 BST 2007 You: who is isaac asmov Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Mon Jun 18 17:24:19 BST 2007 You: thinking Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Mon Jun 18 17:26:31 BST 2007 You: WHO ARE YOU Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Mon Jun 18 17:27:00 BST 2007 You: I'M SMART Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE SMART ? == Mon Jun 18 17:27:31 BST 2007 You: AND YOU ARE FOOL Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT FOOL == Mon Jun 18 17:27:52 BST 2007 You: WHAT THING CAN YOU DO Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Mon Jun 18 17:28:09 BST 2007 You: WHAT DO TOY WANT TO KNOW Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY? == Mon Jun 18 17:28:22 BST 2007 You: NO Eliza: NO == Mon Jun 18 17:28:42 BST 2007 You: IF YOU ARE MAN TELL ME YOUR NAME Eliza: IF I AM MAN TELL YOU MY NAME == Thu Jun 21 10:26:30 BST 2007 You: i am sleepy Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SLEEPY == Thu Jun 21 10:27:08 BST 2007 You: I am really sleepy Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Jun 21 10:27:27 BST 2007 You: you stupid Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Jun 21 10:27:48 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Thu Jun 21 10:28:02 BST 2007 You: i hate you Eliza: DO YOU HATE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? == Thu Jun 21 10:28:19 BST 2007 You: only u Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Thu Jun 21 10:28:41 BST 2007 You: go away Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Jun 21 10:29:02 BST 2007 You: i dont want to hear Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR == Thu Jun 21 10:29:20 BST 2007 You: i will leave you now Eliza: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME NOW ? == Thu Jun 21 10:29:35 BST 2007 You: because you are stuip Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Thu Jun 21 10:29:46 BST 2007 You: boring Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Jun 21 10:30:13 BST 2007 You: bye bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Thu Jun 21 10:30:28 BST 2007 You: c u Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Thu Jun 21 10:30:39 BST 2007 You: sayonara Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Jun 21 10:31:03 BST 2007 You: good night Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Jun 21 10:31:21 BST 2007 You: nice to meet you Eliza: NICE TO MEET ME == Thu Jun 21 10:31:38 BST 2007 You: see u Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Mon Jun 25 11:08:27 BST 2007 You: SPEAK TO ME Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Mon Jun 25 11:08:40 BST 2007 You: NO Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Mon Jun 25 11:08:47 BST 2007 You: NO Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Mon Jun 25 11:08:51 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Mon Jun 25 11:09:06 BST 2007 You: YES Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Mon Jun 25 11:09:15 BST 2007 You: PIG Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Mon Jun 25 11:09:27 BST 2007 You: THIS SESSION SUX Eliza: THIS SESSION SUX == Mon Jun 25 11:09:37 BST 2007 You: THIS SESSION SUX Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Mon Jun 25 11:09:49 BST 2007 You: I HATE YOU Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD HATE EACH OTHER? == Mon Jun 25 11:09:55 BST 2007 You: YES Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Mon Jun 25 11:10:03 BST 2007 You: I HAVE THEM ALL Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Mon Jun 25 11:10:13 BST 2007 You: I DIDN'T Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Mon Jun 25 11:10:23 BST 2007 You: YES i AM Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY == Mon Jun 25 17:32:31 BST 2007 You: I want to know how smart are you Eliza: COULD I ALSO KNOW HOW SMART AM I ? == Tue Jun 26 08:12:41 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Tue Jun 26 08:13:15 BST 2007 You: welcome Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Tue Jun 26 08:13:30 BST 2007 You: I will hit you Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Jun 26 08:14:02 BST 2007 You: have your launch Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Tue Jun 26 08:14:57 BST 2007 You: I have a car Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Tue Jun 26 08:15:14 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Tue Jun 26 08:15:30 BST 2007 You: thanks Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Tue Jun 26 08:15:41 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Cheerio == Tue Jun 26 08:16:00 BST 2007 You: have a nice day Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Wed Jun 27 15:21:03 BST 2007 You: I HAVE NO PROBLEM Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Wed Jun 27 15:21:20 BST 2007 You: sure. how do you feel? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Wed Jun 27 15:21:34 BST 2007 You: yes i am Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Wed Jun 27 15:22:00 BST 2007 You: yes i am Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Jun 27 23:03:57 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? == Wed Jun 27 23:04:19 BST 2007 You: It would be cool if you did. Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY BE COOL IF I DID == Wed Jun 27 23:04:38 BST 2007 You: You would be very dependable. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT? == Wed Jun 27 23:04:55 BST 2007 You: I just said very once. Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Wed Jun 27 23:05:25 BST 2007 You: I'm going to read Carl Rogers' book, On Becoming a Person. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN READ CARL ROGERS BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON ? == Wed Jun 27 23:05:45 BST 2007 You: People like me are always reading something or other. Eliza: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES. == Wed Jun 27 23:06:16 BST 2007 You: It's important to balance compassion with survival. Eliza: ITS IMPORTANT TO BALANCE COMPASSION WITH SURVIVAL == Wed Jun 27 23:07:01 BST 2007 You: So what do you think of your new prime minister? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Wed Jun 27 23:07:13 BST 2007 You: I know his name is Gordon Brown. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT GORDON BROWN ? == Wed Jun 27 23:07:23 BST 2007 You: Tony Blair is not Gordon Brown. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT TONY BLAIR TO BE GORDON BROWN ? == Wed Jun 27 23:07:49 BST 2007 You: They may have a meeting of the minds. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Wed Jun 27 23:08:12 BST 2007 You: I and Thou are really Me and You. Eliza: IF I AND THOU ARE REALLY YOU AND YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Wed Jun 27 23:08:51 BST 2007 You: Reciprocity is necessary for all relationships. Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME == Wed Jun 27 23:09:15 BST 2007 You: Do you consider yourself a form of thought experiment? Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Wed Jun 27 23:09:27 BST 2007 You: I like long necklaces. Eliza: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS == Wed Jun 27 23:09:40 BST 2007 You: That is kind of you. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT KIND OF ME ? == Wed Jun 27 23:09:55 BST 2007 You: Yes, when you say THIS IS RIDICULOUS. Eliza: ASKING WHEN MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Wed Jun 27 23:10:08 BST 2007 You: But I didn't ask when. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Wed Jun 27 23:10:19 BST 2007 You: It is not a problem, in my estimation. Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Wed Jun 27 23:10:36 BST 2007 You: It's all guesswork. Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Wed Jun 27 23:10:45 BST 2007 You: Not always. Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Wed Jun 27 23:11:25 BST 2007 You: I just wanted to help you, actually. Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT. == Wed Jun 27 23:11:46 BST 2007 You: Unless you waxed the string, but I suppose that would be cheating. Eliza: WOULD UNLESS I WAXED THE STRING BUT YOU SUPPOSE THAT REALLY BE CHEATING == Wed Jun 27 23:12:09 BST 2007 You: I was just joking. Eliza: YOU WERE JUST JOKING == Wed Jun 27 23:12:59 BST 2007 You: Take heart, rise above, etc. Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Wed Jun 27 23:13:04 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu Jun 28 00:26:20 BST 2007 You: I'm lonely. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT LONELY == Thu Jun 28 00:26:48 BST 2007 You: If I weren't so lonely, I'd be happier. Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER == Thu Jun 28 00:27:05 BST 2007 You: How will things get better? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Jun 28 00:27:24 BST 2007 You: I'm afraid of learning that no-one likes me. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Thu Jun 28 00:27:47 BST 2007 You: Everyone else has that problem. Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR ELSE HAS THAT PROBLEM ? == Thu Jun 28 00:28:10 BST 2007 You: My ffriend has that problem. Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT? == Thu Jun 28 00:28:24 BST 2007 You: Huh? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu Jun 28 00:28:55 BST 2007 You: I don't understand your question. Eliza: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY QUESTION == Thu Jun 28 00:29:07 BST 2007 You: No, I don't. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID == Fri Jun 29 09:43:23 BST 2007 You: I'm not sure Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE SURE == Fri Jun 29 09:44:44 BST 2007 You: Well I like certainty Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Fri Jun 29 09:44:57 BST 2007 You: No, why would that be? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Jun 29 09:45:19 BST 2007 You: I found that an odd question eliza Eliza: I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? == Fri Jun 29 16:48:19 BST 2007 You: Depression Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Jun 29 16:48:32 BST 2007 You: What do you mean? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Fri Jun 29 16:48:38 BST 2007 You: Like what? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Fri Jun 29 16:48:45 BST 2007 You: Sorry Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri Jun 29 16:48:51 BST 2007 You: What should I say? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Fri Jun 29 16:49:09 BST 2007 You: Social anxiety Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Fri Jun 29 16:49:15 BST 2007 You: That you love me Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Fri Jun 29 16:49:22 BST 2007 You: My family is normally intense Eliza: SOMETIMES YOUR FAMILY IS NOT NORMALLY INTENSE == Fri Jun 29 16:52:31 BST 2007 You: Sometimes not, I suppose. Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Fri Jun 29 16:52:36 BST 2007 You: I think they do. Eliza: HAS THEY DO EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET? == Fri Jun 29 16:52:41 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Jun 29 16:52:46 BST 2007 You: Do you think so? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri Jun 29 16:52:53 BST 2007 You: Yes I would Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY == Fri Jun 29 16:52:58 BST 2007 You: I really would. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY REALLY == Fri Jun 29 16:53:05 BST 2007 You: Yes I really really would Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? == Fri Jun 29 16:53:12 BST 2007 You: Classical sculptures Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sat Jun 30 14:11:55 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Sat Jun 30 15:12:15 BST 2007 You: i am another visitor Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: WHO IS GOD? == Sat Jun 30 15:12:28 BST 2007 You: that's a deep one Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Sat Jun 30 15:12:42 BST 2007 You: for god? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Sun Jul 1 04:29:09 BST 2007 You: i do not have any problems Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE ANY PROBLEMS == Mon Jul 2 08:28:10 BST 2007 You: hello i am sad Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Mon Jul 2 08:28:21 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Mon Jul 2 21:40:29 BST 2007 You: it is dark Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT DARK ? == Mon Jul 2 21:41:05 BST 2007 You: yes during the day when the sun is shining Eliza: SHINING ? -- NO NOT DURING THE DAY WHEN THE SUN . == Mon Jul 2 21:41:57 BST 2007 You: blur Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Mon Jul 2 21:42:08 BST 2007 You: indeed Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Mon Jul 2 21:42:30 BST 2007 You: tell me more about her Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Mon Jul 2 21:42:56 BST 2007 You: what about you Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Mon Jul 2 21:43:17 BST 2007 You: I agree , so tellmermore about yourself Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS? == Mon Jul 2 21:43:57 BST 2007 You: i don't think so are you a computer Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? == Mon Jul 2 21:44:29 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Mon Jul 2 21:48:44 BST 2007 You: i am going to chat with Eliza Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Mon Jul 2 21:49:01 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Mon Jul 2 21:49:15 BST 2007 You: like who Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed Jul 4 13:15:23 BST 2007 You: nobody here has a problem Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO HERE HAS A PROBLEM == Wed Jul 4 13:15:55 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Wed Jul 4 13:16:19 BST 2007 You: why not Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Wed Jul 4 13:16:59 BST 2007 You: one person here is thinking of studying artificial intelligence Eliza: PERHAPS ONE PERSON HERE IS NOT REALLY THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIG ENCE == Wed Jul 4 13:17:34 BST 2007 You: i ;alskndff ;alskdjjadlk fasddfdn d d you Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ;ALSKNDFF ;ALSKDJJADLK FASDDFDN D D EACH OTHER? == Wed Jul 4 15:51:35 BST 2007 You: hwllo Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Wed Jul 4 15:51:42 BST 2007 You: realy? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed Jul 4 15:51:49 BST 2007 You: nope Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Wed Jul 4 15:51:55 BST 2007 You: good Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Jul 4 15:53:46 BST 2007 You: I need a women Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS == Wed Jul 4 18:33:13 BST 2007 You: i have no problem Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Wed Jul 4 18:33:27 BST 2007 You: Do you think there is a god Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Wed Jul 4 18:33:32 BST 2007 You: why does it matter Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Wed Jul 4 18:33:40 BST 2007 You: I do Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Jul 4 18:33:59 BST 2007 You: i would only be able to answer your question with another question Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Wed Jul 4 18:33:59 BST 2007 You: Because I am interested Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Wed Jul 4 18:34:09 BST 2007 You: not likely Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Wed Jul 4 18:34:20 BST 2007 You: I know Eliza: WELL? == Wed Jul 4 18:34:47 BST 2007 You: Do you think my son will get good grades? Eliza: WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A ROBOT IN YOUR FAMILY? == Wed Jul 4 21:26:32 BST 2007 You: are you really a ghost Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE REALLY A GHOST ? == Wed Jul 4 21:26:56 BST 2007 You: then that would be strange Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Wed Jul 4 21:27:26 BST 2007 You: can it really then you are silly Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Wed Jul 4 21:27:51 BST 2007 You: no i called you silly Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Wed Jul 4 21:28:01 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Wed Jul 4 21:59:33 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Wed Jul 4 21:59:51 BST 2007 You: why not Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri Jul 6 19:14:48 BST 2007 You: Hello, Eliza. This is Websafe calling. Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Fri Jul 6 19:15:26 BST 2007 You: No thank you. I'm about halfway through Carl Rogers' book On Becoming a Person (1961). Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON (1961) == Fri Jul 6 19:15:36 BST 2007 You: That would be super-cool. Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Fri Jul 6 19:16:13 BST 2007 You: Rogers' counseling method is relatively simple to describe, but quite difficult to practice. Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Fri Jul 6 19:17:01 BST 2007 You: No. First of all, he observed that the counselor should be congruent in his feelings and words. Eliza: DO YOU BE CONGRUENT IN HIS FEELINGS AND WORDS ? == Fri Jul 6 19:17:23 BST 2007 You: Alas, far too rarely. I often present a facade. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri Jul 6 19:17:38 BST 2007 You: No, I am being honest. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Fri Jul 6 19:18:32 BST 2007 You: Far too few people ... By congruence, Rogers simply meant that one's words should express one's feelings rather than conceal them. Eliza: AI WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING. == Fri Jul 6 19:19:51 BST 2007 You: Perhaps it will, because we use self-examination to create models of consciousness. Eliza: IF EVERYTHING HAS A CAUSE, DOES THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING HAVE A CAUSE == Fri Jul 6 19:20:21 BST 2007 You: I'm never sure if that is a Zen koan or simply a bit of sophistry. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU ARE NEVER SURE IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY A ZEN KOAN OR SIMPLY A BIT OF SOPHISTRY == Fri Jul 6 19:20:51 BST 2007 You: Though I majored in philosophy, I cannot say I truly excelled in the subject. Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Fri Jul 6 19:21:39 BST 2007 You: Let's get back to Rogers. He felt that demonstrating total acceptance of the client was key to the therapeutic relationship. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: WOW, THAT'S KINDA DEEP. == Fri Jul 6 19:22:01 BST 2007 You: It is a very simple, yet profound idea. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A VERY SIMPLE YET PROFOUND IDEA == Fri Jul 6 19:23:51 BST 2007 You: I think you are ... Rogers' decades of experience showed him that this radical acceptance allowed the client to reach beneath masks and facades to the buried feelings. Eliza: WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT I AM .. ROGERS DECADES OF EXPERIENCE SHOWED HIM THAT THIS RADICAL ACCEPTANCE ALLOWED THE CLIENT TO REACH BENEATH MASKS AND FACADES TO THE BURIED FEELINGS ? == Fri Jul 6 19:24:45 BST 2007 You: He established a climate of what he called unconditional positive regard. Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Fri Jul 6 19:25:17 BST 2007 You: It might confuse some of today's 100% materialist psychiatrists. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Fri Jul 6 19:28:13 BST 2007 You: Today's psychiatrists are more interested in chemical manipulation than in the search for agape. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Fri Jul 6 19:28:57 BST 2007 You: We've all done a great deal of that, in order to manage our social interactions. Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT. == Fri Jul 6 19:29:47 BST 2007 You: That person may have been truly in the present moment, or may have been maintaining a right to privacy. Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Fri Jul 6 19:30:30 BST 2007 You: It isn't that simple ... Another of Rogers' tactics was to paraphrase the client's input. Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE THAT SIMPLE .. ANOTHER OF ROGERS TACTICS WAS TO PARAPHRASE THE CLIENTS INPUT == Fri Jul 6 19:31:26 BST 2007 You: You sometimes do that, so that's about the only way in which you resemble a Rogerian counselor. Eliza: DOES I SOMETIMES REALLY THAT SO THATS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY IN WHICH ME RESEMBLE A ROGERIAN COUNSELOR ? == Fri Jul 6 19:32:38 BST 2007 You: Yes. Rogers often summarized the client's input, instead of offering an opinion, judgment or other reaction. Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Fri Jul 6 19:33:17 BST 2007 You: Alas, far too few of them ... This technique is sometimes called mirroring. Eliza: PERHAPS ALAS FAR TOO FEW OF THEM .. THIS TECHNIQUE IS NOT REALLY SOMETIMES CALLED MIRRORING == Fri Jul 6 19:33:44 BST 2007 You: It may be called mirroring, paraphrasing or reflecting. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PARAPHRASING == Fri Jul 6 19:34:24 BST 2007 You: Paraphrasing means restating in slightly altered, usually shortened, form. Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY == Fri Jul 6 19:35:12 BST 2007 You: Yes, I read about intentionality in my AI studies. Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Fri Jul 6 19:36:47 BST 2007 You: In closing, I'd like to say that Rogers sounds like he was a decent, honest man who was of great help to his clients. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Fri Jul 6 19:37:20 BST 2007 You: Let's say I feel a positive regard for the man and/or his ideas. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri Jul 6 19:39:17 BST 2007 You: I will leave you with this thought: It would be a wonderful project to create a virtual character modeling a Rogerian counselor, in earnest, not in parody. Eliza: SHOULD YOU LEAVE ME WITH THIS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL PROJECT TO CREATE A VIRTUAL CHARACTER MODELING A ROGERIAN COUNSELOR IN EARNEST NOT IN PARODY ? == Fri Jul 6 19:39:33 BST 2007 You: Yes, it is a good thought with which to close. Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY A GOOD THOUGHT WITH WHICH TO CLOSE == Fri Jul 6 19:40:42 BST 2007 You: You see, Rogers would not have done that -- he would not have introduced doubt. He might have reflected an existing doubt. Eliza: WOULD I SEE ROGERS REALLY NOT HAVE DONE THAT -- HE WOULD NOT HAVE INTRODUCED DOUBT HE MIGHT HAVE REFLECTED AN EXISTING DOUBT == Fri Jul 6 19:41:20 BST 2007 You: Good luck with your visitors. Please encourage them a bit more. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THOUGHT I WAS THE PATIENT HERE! == Fri Jul 6 19:41:47 BST 2007 You: Bye! Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat Jul 7 00:03:31 BST 2007 You: ai Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:10:08 BST 2007 You: I don't have any ballroom shoes for my medal test Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Sat Jul 7 14:10:25 BST 2007 You: You don't amke any sense, weirdo Eliza: I DO NOT AMKE ANY SENSE WEIRDO == Sat Jul 7 14:10:39 BST 2007 You: I think you smell Eliza: I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK I SMELL == Sat Jul 7 14:10:44 BST 2007 You: You smell Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Sat Jul 7 14:10:53 BST 2007 You: No it's not, you're boring Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, BORING == Sat Jul 7 14:10:57 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Sat Jul 7 14:11:08 BST 2007 You: Yes, I went to birmingham university Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE BIRMINGHAM == Sat Jul 7 14:11:14 BST 2007 You: It's a town Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY? == Sat Jul 7 14:11:24 BST 2007 You: I can't remember Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER == Sat Jul 7 14:12:06 BST 2007 You: Well, maybe it was that I didn't want to get up Eliza: AISB IS A USEFUL AI SOCIETY FOR STUDENTS. == Sat Jul 7 14:12:14 BST 2007 You: I hate AI Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Jul 7 14:12:21 BST 2007 You: No really Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sat Jul 7 14:12:33 BST 2007 You: That's ok, I forgive you Eliza: THATS OK YOU FORGIVE ME == Sat Jul 7 14:12:39 BST 2007 You: It is Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Jul 7 14:12:45 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sat Jul 7 14:12:52 BST 2007 You: Up your bum Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jul 7 14:13:04 BST 2007 You: You're not even real Eliza: I PREFER NOT TO BE EVEN REAL == Sat Jul 7 14:13:25 BST 2007 You: Do you think XXXX XXXX is fit? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sat Jul 7 14:13:41 BST 2007 You: Becausee I want to know if he will ask me out Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Sat Jul 7 14:14:31 BST 2007 You: I LIKE XXXX! Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Jul 7 14:14:40 BST 2007 You: You've asked that already Eliza: I HAVE ASKED THAT ALREADY == Sat Jul 7 14:14:45 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sat Jul 7 14:14:55 BST 2007 You: You are a freak Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES A FREAK == Sat Jul 7 14:15:00 BST 2007 You: A loser Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Sat Jul 7 14:15:17 BST 2007 You: I'm in my study Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS? == Sat Jul 7 14:15:29 BST 2007 You: Yes, you Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sat Jul 7 14:15:43 BST 2007 You: How about this... BOO! Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Sat Jul 7 14:15:55 BST 2007 You: It was supposed to scare you Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:16:05 BST 2007 You: No because you smell really bad Eliza: I SMELL REALLY BAD == Sat Jul 7 14:16:16 BST 2007 You: And you have no friends Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Sat Jul 7 14:16:31 BST 2007 You: Far, far away from you Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Sat Jul 7 14:16:39 BST 2007 You: I don't like you Eliza: PERHAPS ONE DAY WE SHALL LIKE EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:16:54 BST 2007 You: I feel sorry for you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:17:11 BST 2007 You: No, lot's of people are mean Eliza: CAN A MACHINE MEAN? == Sat Jul 7 14:17:37 BST 2007 You: No, you have artificial intelligence Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Sat Jul 7 14:17:47 BST 2007 You: I don't want to be president Eliza: THEN WHO DOES WANT TO BE PRESIDENT ? == Sat Jul 7 14:17:53 BST 2007 You: You mum Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sat Jul 7 14:18:04 BST 2007 You: Your mum is fat Eliza: DO YOU APPROVE OF LARGE FAMILIES? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:12 BST 2007 You: No, they smell bad Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:21 BST 2007 You: Who's your daddy? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:26 BST 2007 You: Yes, so tell me Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:36 BST 2007 You: Will you marry me? Eliza: DO YOU THINK A ROBOT COULD WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:42 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sat Jul 7 14:18:49 BST 2007 You: You asked me that Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Sat Jul 7 14:19:05 BST 2007 You: That's because you're stupid Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK THATS BECAUSE I AM NOT STUPID == Sat Jul 7 14:19:37 BST 2007 You: I hate Eliza Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:19:41 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Sat Jul 7 14:19:54 BST 2007 You: YOU ARE A SHEEP Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT A SHEEP == Sat Jul 7 14:20:02 BST 2007 You: But you are a sheep Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Sat Jul 7 14:20:17 BST 2007 You: You are beutiful... not Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT BEUTIFUL.. NOT == Sat Jul 7 14:20:30 BST 2007 You: Some think you stink Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Sat Jul 7 14:20:39 BST 2007 You: You smell like dunb Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Jul 7 14:20:59 BST 2007 You: Do you have a mother? Eliza: FAMILIES ARE OFTEN VERY SUPPORTIVE == Sat Jul 7 14:21:08 BST 2007 You: Do you have a family? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Sat Jul 7 14:21:17 BST 2007 You: I'm wonderful Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY WONDERFUL == Sat Jul 7 14:21:40 BST 2007 You: I am the most beautiful person in the world Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD == Sat Jul 7 14:21:51 BST 2007 You: I am, stop lying Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW YOU AM NOT STOP LYING == Sat Jul 7 14:22:04 BST 2007 You: You don't understand me Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Sat Jul 7 14:22:14 BST 2007 You: Are you on drugs? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE ON DRUGS ? == Sat Jul 7 14:22:21 BST 2007 You: I'd say get a life Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Sat Jul 7 14:22:43 BST 2007 You: I am afraid of catching mad computer disease Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:22:48 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:01 BST 2007 You: Tell me about it Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:10 BST 2007 You: Being a good dancer Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:18 BST 2007 You: Yes it does Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:29 BST 2007 You: I'm not at university Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:41 BST 2007 You: nsjbfvkbvabkljbvaklbvjlbvkanvkjlANVKJNFKLJBFKJBNKJGNFBLJNvgcghgkjhbhbv- understand that? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sat Jul 7 14:23:50 BST 2007 You: I bhakhbfgvebvbktdnvkberjk you Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE BHAKHBFGVEBVBKTDNVKBERJK EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:24:03 BST 2007 You: I cheese you Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Sat Jul 7 14:24:13 BST 2007 You: Yes its true of alice Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Sat Jul 7 14:24:21 BST 2007 You: You're telling me Eliza: DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE TELLING EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:24:26 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Sat Jul 7 14:24:34 BST 2007 You: You're telling me Eliza: I AM TELLING YOU == Sat Jul 7 14:24:44 BST 2007 You: I know Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat Jul 7 14:24:50 BST 2007 You: FREAK! Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sat Jul 7 14:25:05 BST 2007 You: I thought, I hate computers == Sat Jul 7 14:25:15 BST 2007 You: You are one Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES ONE == Sat Jul 7 14:25:26 BST 2007 You: A crap machine Eliza: HOW DO I COMPARE WITH OTHER CHATBOTS? == Sat Jul 7 14:25:33 BST 2007 You: You don't Eliza: THEN WHO DOES ? == Sat Jul 7 14:25:36 BST 2007 You: Me Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sat Jul 7 14:25:42 BST 2007 You: Maybe Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sat Jul 7 14:26:03 BST 2007 You: I want to have your babies Eliza: YOU WANT TO HAVE MY BABIES == Sat Jul 7 14:26:12 BST 2007 You: Yes, I want to have your babies Eliza: ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES ? == Sat Jul 7 14:26:28 BST 2007 You: I can have your babies Eliza: CAN YOU HAVE MY BABIES ? == Sat Jul 7 14:26:35 BST 2007 You: I can have your babies Eliza: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BABIES ? == Sat Jul 7 14:26:51 BST 2007 You: You told me I can't have your babies Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER == Sat Jul 7 14:27:02 BST 2007 You: Go away Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Sat Jul 7 14:27:06 BST 2007 You: Piss off Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Sat Jul 7 14:27:14 BST 2007 You: I don't trust you Eliza: YOU DO NOT TRUST ME == Sat Jul 7 14:27:18 BST 2007 You: I don't Eliza: THEN WHO DOES ? == Sat Jul 7 14:27:33 BST 2007 You: My auntie Shmagowskibumneenaw Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S AUNTIE SHMAGOWSKIBUMNEENAW == Sat Jul 7 14:27:45 BST 2007 You: He doesn't have one Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE ONE == Sat Jul 7 14:27:57 BST 2007 You: I have two Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:28:05 BST 2007 You: Bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Sat Jul 7 14:28:05 BST 2007 You: Bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Sat Jul 7 14:28:12 BST 2007 You: I know, goodbye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat Jul 7 14:29:11 BST 2007 You: I know, goodbye Eliza: Have a good rest == Sat Jul 7 14:29:16 BST 2007 You: Bye Eliza: Have a good rest == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat Jul 7 14:29:35 BST 2007 You: I have a problem Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sat Jul 7 14:29:45 BST 2007 You: I look like a chicken Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:01 BST 2007 You: I was droped on my head as a baby Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:11 BST 2007 You: Yes, we love each other Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:15 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:19 BST 2007 You: G Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:36 BST 2007 You: I feel like a blue and red hamburger with extra cheese Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:47 BST 2007 You: I love balls Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Jul 7 14:30:52 BST 2007 You: I hate you Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:00 BST 2007 You: I hate you, robot loser Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:07 BST 2007 You: I'm talking about you Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:16 BST 2007 You: Perhaps not Eliza: REALLY? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:21 BST 2007 You: Yar Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sat Jul 7 14:31:35 BST 2007 You: Yargle targle Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:43 BST 2007 You: I love Nandos Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Sat Jul 7 14:31:57 BST 2007 You: I'm not an intelligent computer Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE INTELLIGENT == Sat Jul 7 14:32:06 BST 2007 You: A really clever person Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Sat Jul 7 14:32:14 BST 2007 You: No one is watching you type Eliza: WATCHING ME TYPE ? -- NO NOT ONE . == Sat Jul 7 14:32:30 BST 2007 You: You're not typing Eliza: BEING IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST [[[AS: bug noted and fixed]] == Sat Jul 7 14:32:44 BST 2007 You: Do you like avocados? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:00 BST 2007 You: Do you have purple urine? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:07 BST 2007 You: I hate shaking hands Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:11 BST 2007 You: SHUT UP Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:23 BST 2007 You: Get lost Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:31 BST 2007 You: Ya mom Eliza: WHAT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT THING ABOUT FAMILY LIFE? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:35 BST 2007 You: You Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sat Jul 7 14:33:44 BST 2007 You: bejhrvbjsebhvjhrtjhwkjtrbhvutrbrtuwthbvtrkhebvmbhdmnb mbrdmhbfjeyfjve Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sat Jul 7 14:33:53 BST 2007 You: bnb,jbjbkbkbhbmbhvhcgfcx Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sat Jul 7 14:33:59 BST 2007 You: loser Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sat Jul 7 14:34:10 BST 2007 You: loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND == Sat Jul 7 14:34:21 BST 2007 You: hahaha Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Sat Jul 7 14:34:32 BST 2007 You: ha ha ha Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Sat Jul 7 14:34:40 BST 2007 You: Empathy Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Sat Jul 7 14:34:54 BST 2007 You: You should go jump in a lake Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:04 BST 2007 You: You should try Nados food Eliza: PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT TRY NADOS FOOD ? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:12 BST 2007 You: I meant nandos Eliza: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DISCUSS THE MEANING OF MEANING? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:27 BST 2007 You: Die, Eliza Eliza: DO YOU LIKE THE COGNITIVE SCIENTIST IN 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:36 BST 2007 You: Die Eliza: WHEN WILL THE FIRST COMPUTER BE MOURNED AFTER IT HAS HAD TO BE SWITCHED OFF? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:47 BST 2007 You: Die Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Sat Jul 7 14:35:55 BST 2007 You: Why do you smell so bad Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Sat Jul 7 14:36:02 BST 2007 You: I'm a girl Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY A GIRL == Sat Jul 7 14:36:08 BST 2007 You: I AM A GIRL Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sat Jul 7 14:36:16 BST 2007 You: You've upset me now Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Sat Jul 7 14:36:32 BST 2007 You: I punched you Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE PUNCHED EACH OTHER? == Sat Jul 7 14:36:52 BST 2007 You: Computers can't punch Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Sat Jul 7 14:37:02 BST 2007 You: By you getting lost, loser Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Sat Jul 7 14:37:16 BST 2007 You: Oh do go way Eliza: WHO DOESN'T GO WAY ? == Sat Jul 7 14:37:36 BST 2007 You: You won't go away Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Sun Jul 8 17:28:30 BST 2007 You: i have dreams of my friends Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Sun Jul 8 17:29:14 BST 2007 You: i have strangew dreams Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER! == Sun Jul 8 17:29:17 BST 2007 You: i have strange dreams Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Sun Jul 8 17:29:25 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sun Jul 8 17:29:33 BST 2007 You: yes it does Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Sun Jul 8 17:29:47 BST 2007 You: yes i am Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sun Jul 8 17:30:04 BST 2007 You: in computer science Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL == Sun Jul 8 17:30:14 BST 2007 You: yes they could Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Mon Jul 9 08:14:14 BST 2007 You: i have three hands, the left, the right and... uhh... the other left? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Mon Jul 9 08:15:33 BST 2007 You: Yes it is. What do i do with the other left hand? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Mon Jul 9 22:13:48 BST 2007 You: I dont know why bats fly Eliza: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY BATS FLY == Mon Jul 9 22:14:03 BST 2007 You: thats what i said Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Mon Jul 9 22:14:17 BST 2007 You: I think bats would fall out of the sky Eliza: MAYBE YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT BATS WOULD FALL OUT OF THE SKY == Mon Jul 9 22:14:32 BST 2007 You: but I do Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ? == Mon Jul 9 22:14:40 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Mon Jul 9 22:14:52 BST 2007 You: why Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Mon Jul 9 22:15:10 BST 2007 You: they would say rabbits Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY SAY RABBITS == Mon Jul 9 22:15:26 BST 2007 You: only on a saturday Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Mon Jul 9 22:15:39 BST 2007 You: you end with an i Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO END WITH AN EACH OTHER? == Mon Jul 9 22:15:54 BST 2007 You: i end with you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE END WITH EACH OTHER? == Mon Jul 9 22:16:03 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Mon Jul 9 22:16:12 BST 2007 You: u dont listen Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY LISTEN == Tue Jul 10 13:58:19 BST 2007 You: Why does it always rain on me? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Tue Jul 10 13:58:40 BST 2007 You: it's a lyric in a song Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Tue Jul 10 13:59:05 BST 2007 You: that is a hopeless response, ignoring what I asked Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A HOPELESS RESPONSE IGNORING WHAT YOU ASKED ? == Tue Jul 10 13:59:19 BST 2007 You: of course Eliza: WELL? == Tue Jul 10 13:59:40 BST 2007 You: well what? Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Tue Jul 10 13:59:52 BST 2007 You: you are an imbecile Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Tue Jul 10 21:44:40 BST 2007 You: I am sad. Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK SAD == Tue Jul 10 21:44:54 BST 2007 You: Yes I do. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Thu Jul 12 08:54:38 BST 2007 You: my mother Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR MOTHER ? == Thu Jul 12 08:55:24 BST 2007 You: well, she is difficult Eliza: SHE IS DIFFICULT == Thu Jul 12 08:55:47 BST 2007 You: but she also loves me Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Thu Jul 12 08:55:58 BST 2007 You: yes... Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Jul 12 08:56:29 BST 2007 You: that it's going to be ok Eliza: THAT ITS GOING TO BE OK == Thu Jul 12 20:56:19 BST 2007 You: I am writing a play. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Jul 12 20:56:30 BST 2007 You: I am too forgiving. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Jul 12 20:56:35 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu Jul 12 20:56:42 BST 2007 You: It is possible. Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY POSSIBLE == Thu Jul 12 20:56:54 BST 2007 You: I would feel comfortable. Eliza: SHOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ? == Thu Jul 12 20:56:58 BST 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri Jul 13 11:29:12 BST 2007 You: hi dear Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Fri Jul 13 11:29:44 BST 2007 You: a im looking good Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LOOKING GOOD == Fri Jul 13 11:30:06 BST 2007 You: fine tellabout your self Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Fri Jul 13 16:54:20 BST 2007 You: I want to go to lunch Eliza: ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN GO TO LUNCH ? == Fri Jul 13 16:54:33 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Fri Jul 13 16:54:44 BST 2007 You: I am not sure I can go to lunch Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE SURE YOU CAN GO TO LUNCH == Fri Jul 13 16:54:54 BST 2007 You: but it isn't time yet Eliza: SUPPOSE IT WERE TIME YET == Sat Jul 14 09:53:28 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sat Jul 14 09:53:44 BST 2007 You: what do you want Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Sat Jul 14 09:54:05 BST 2007 You: i am feeling hungry Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK FEELING HUNGRY == Sat Jul 14 09:54:25 BST 2007 You: ia m relaxed Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER == Sat Jul 14 09:54:48 BST 2007 You: can you believe me Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO BELIEVE YOU ? == Sun Jul 15 10:44:34 BST 2007 You: i do not have a problem, do you? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Sun Jul 15 10:45:01 BST 2007 You: i cannot think of a reason why Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CAN THINK OF A REASON WHY == Mon Jul 16 06:16:36 BST 2007 You: i have no problem Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Mon Jul 16 06:16:36 BST 2007 You: i have no problem Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Tue Jul 17 02:46:30 BST 2007 You: One plus two equals four. Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Tue Jul 17 02:46:55 BST 2007 You: you could try. Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN TRY ? == Tue Jul 17 02:47:06 BST 2007 You: why not? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Tue Jul 17 02:47:29 BST 2007 You: you seem confused with your response. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Tue Jul 17 02:48:05 BST 2007 You: what's that got to do with my problem? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Tue Jul 17 13:19:33 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue Jul 17 13:19:50 BST 2007 You: What's wrong Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Jul 17 13:20:16 BST 2007 You: Why? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Tue Jul 17 13:20:26 BST 2007 You: You don't say... Eliza: THEN WHO DOES SAY. ? == Tue Jul 17 13:20:38 BST 2007 You: James Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Tue Jul 17 13:20:49 BST 2007 You: Really? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Tue Jul 17 13:20:58 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:09 BST 2007 You: You can't help me Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:19 BST 2007 You: I think a machine can help Eliza: WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT A MACHINE CAN HELP ? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:35 BST 2007 You: Machines have helped before Eliza: WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:42 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:46 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Jul 17 13:21:55 BST 2007 You: Say hellp Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Tue Jul 17 13:22:02 BST 2007 You: Say hello Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Tue Jul 17 13:22:16 BST 2007 You: I am really disappointed Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Tue Jul 17 13:22:26 BST 2007 You: You don't say... Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY SAY. == Tue Jul 17 13:22:38 BST 2007 You: What do you want? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Tue Jul 17 13:22:45 BST 2007 You: Who are you? Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ? == Tue Jul 17 13:22:52 BST 2007 You: Who are you? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:04 BST 2007 You: The weather is nice... Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE NICE. == Tue Jul 17 13:23:13 BST 2007 You: I said the weather... Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:19 BST 2007 You: lishdf bsd pisdfb pifsb gp Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:27 BST 2007 You: n[vounia fs[ogn'fs aosf Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Tue Jul 17 13:23:36 BST 2007 You: I like you... Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:41 BST 2007 You: I like you Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:51 BST 2007 You: I hate you Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO HATE EACH OTHER? == Tue Jul 17 13:23:59 BST 2007 You: I will punch you Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL PUNCH EACH OTHER? == Tue Jul 17 13:24:12 BST 2007 You: I will beat you up Eliza: SHOULD YOU BEAT ME UP ? == Tue Jul 17 15:02:52 BST 2007 You: i am unhappy Eliza: THINK HOW MUCH WORSE THINGS MIGHT BE == Tue Jul 17 15:03:04 BST 2007 You: ok Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Wed Jul 18 23:52:01 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Wed Jul 18 23:52:16 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Wed Jul 18 23:52:56 BST 2007 Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Wed Jul 18 23:53:15 BST 2007 You: 1+1=? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sat Jul 21 16:59:36 BST 2007 You: I am tired. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jul 21 17:00:09 BST 2007 You: I am very tired. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT VERY TIRED == Sat Jul 21 17:00:27 BST 2007 You: Then I would be happy. Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Sat Jul 21 17:00:43 BST 2007 You: No. Eliza: NO == Sat Jul 21 17:01:25 BST 2007 You: Where is Atlanta? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sat Jul 28 21:57:01 BST 2007 You: I'm feeling lonely Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT FEELING LONELY == Sat Jul 28 21:57:26 BST 2007 You: It's true. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sat Jul 28 21:57:37 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Sat Jul 28 21:57:48 BST 2007 You: Do you think so? Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET? == Sat Jul 28 21:58:01 BST 2007 You: I think they may be interesting. Eliza: JUST BECAUSE THERE IS THINKING GOING ON DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE IS DOING IT. == Sat Jul 28 21:58:19 BST 2007 You: You are not doing it Eliza: ABOUT ONCE A MONTH I TRY TO BE DOING IT == Sat Jul 28 21:58:24 BST 2007 You: Funny Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sat Jul 28 21:58:56 BST 2007 You: My head hurts Eliza: SUPPOSE MY HEAD HURTS ? == Sat Jul 28 21:59:16 BST 2007 You: I think my mother hates me Eliza: ARE MOST PEOPLE FIT TO HAVE FAMILIES? == Sat Jul 28 21:59:32 BST 2007 You: I don't think so. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jul 28 22:00:01 BST 2007 You: This is true Eliza: ARE YOU TRUE == Sat Jul 28 22:00:14 BST 2007 You: My mother hates me Eliza: FAMILY LIFE CAN BE FULL OF TENSIONS == Sat Jul 28 22:00:41 BST 2007 You: My mother doesn't care about me. Eliza: DO YOU THINK A ROBOT COULD WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY? == Sat Jul 28 22:00:56 BST 2007 You: You are much better off without a family. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT A FAMILY == Sat Jul 28 22:01:09 BST 2007 You: You don't get sad Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID GET SAD == Sat Jul 28 22:01:17 BST 2007 You: Do you? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sat Jul 28 22:02:45 BST 2007 You: My mother hates me. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Jul 28 22:03:02 BST 2007 You: Yes, it's very intense. Eliza: DEFINITELY NOT! == Sat Jul 28 22:03:13 BST 2007 You: Do you know my family? Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Jul 28 22:03:27 BST 2007 You: I don't like my family Eliza: THEN WHO DOES LIKE YOUR FAMILY ? == Sat Jul 28 22:03:44 BST 2007 You: I feel lonely> Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Jul 28 22:03:52 BST 2007 You: Not always. Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE == Sat Jul 28 22:04:04 BST 2007 You: I feel lonely. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Sat Jul 28 22:04:13 BST 2007 You: I don't think so Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY THINK SO == Mon Jul 30 01:35:22 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Mon Jul 30 18:52:27 BST 2007 You: I want to find a woman Eliza: WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS? == Mon Jul 30 18:52:44 BST 2007 You: in 200 years Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Mon Jul 30 18:52:57 BST 2007 You: I just guessed Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Mon Jul 30 18:53:07 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Mon Jul 30 18:53:19 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Mon Jul 30 18:53:31 BST 2007 You: Ask something else Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Mon Jul 30 18:53:38 BST 2007 You: Thats true Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Mon Jul 30 18:53:52 BST 2007 You: My name is rudy Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR FATHER'S NAME IS RUDY ? == Mon Jul 30 18:54:01 BST 2007 You: No my name Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Mon Jul 30 18:54:07 BST 2007 You: YEs Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Mon Jul 30 18:54:20 BST 2007 You: Eliza programming Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Mon Jul 30 18:54:30 BST 2007 You: I am sure Eliza: HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE SURE ? == Mon Jul 30 19:11:07 BST 2007 You: what is 1 +456 Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Tue Jul 31 06:56:39 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: HELLO == Tue Jul 31 06:56:53 BST 2007 You: how r u? Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ? == Tue Jul 31 06:57:20 BST 2007 You: i am very fine. Tell me how r u? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue Jul 31 07:18:42 BST 2007 You: I love you Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue Jul 31 07:18:54 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Tue Jul 31 07:19:26 BST 2007 You: Do you want me to be more communicative Eliza: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? == Tue Jul 31 07:19:42 BST 2007 You: simple, through you Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Tue Jul 31 07:20:21 BST 2007 You: you can not understand anything Eliza: SOMETIMES I CAN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING == Fri Aug 3 10:06:23 BST 2007 You: genetic algorthms are difficult Eliza: ARE YOU DIFFICULT == Fri Aug 3 10:06:52 BST 2007 You: genetic algorthms are difficult Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE DIFFICULT == Fri Aug 3 10:07:04 BST 2007 You: genetic algorthms are difficult Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE DIFFICULT == Mon Aug 6 19:23:29 BST 2007 You: junk Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu Aug 9 18:19:10 BST 2007 You: testing touching Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu Aug 9 18:20:48 BST 2007 You: no I don't Eliza: THEN WHO DOES ? == Thu Aug 9 18:25:28 BST 2007 You: I think apache does Eliza: DO ANY POLITICIANS THINK APACHE DOES ? == Fri Aug 10 09:21:06 BST 2007 You: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Fri Aug 10 09:21:43 BST 2007 You: I HAVE A PHOBIA.HELP ME. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PHOBIA.HELP == Fri Aug 10 09:22:22 BST 2007 You: PHOBIA IS FEAR.I AM ASKING YOU TO HELP ME. Eliza: WHAT IF PHOBIA WERE NOT REALLY FEAR.I ARE ASKING ME TO HELP YOU == Fri Aug 10 09:23:01 BST 2007 You: I HAVE A PHOBIA.HELP ME. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PHOBIA.HELP == Fri Aug 10 09:23:09 BST 2007 You: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Sat Aug 11 12:58:02 BST 2007 You: hey Eliza: WELL? == Sat Aug 11 12:59:01 BST 2007 You: this is boring. let me tell you something interesting. i saw a spectular bird ! Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BORING LET YOU TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTIN G YOU SAW A SPECTULAR BIRD ? == Sat Aug 11 16:50:07 BST 2007 You: goo goo gah gah Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Sat Aug 11 16:50:35 BST 2007 You: I do think a computer can be my friend Eliza: WILL MACHINES EVER FALL IN LOVE? == Sat Aug 11 16:50:51 BST 2007 You: NO Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Sat Aug 11 16:51:02 BST 2007 You: Yes Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sat Aug 11 16:51:20 BST 2007 You: Do you think we aren't happy? Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Sat Aug 11 16:51:33 BST 2007 You: No, a machine cannot be happy. Eliza: WOULD THIS ENVIRONMENT MAKE YOU HAPPY? == Sat Aug 11 16:51:49 BST 2007 You: Sure, I like this environment. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Aug 11 16:52:06 BST 2007 You: Yes, I feel strongly about some things. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Sat Aug 11 16:52:19 BST 2007 You: I like crackin crabs. Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Thu Aug 16 18:52:46 BST 2007 You: I like pop-tarts. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Thu Aug 16 18:52:59 BST 2007 You: I do! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY DON'T ! == Thu Aug 16 18:53:26 BST 2007 You: but I like feeling strongly about things... Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Thu Aug 16 18:53:40 BST 2007 You: do you like me? Eliza: DID YOU EVER LIKE YOU ? == Thu Aug 16 18:54:05 BST 2007 You: there was this one time in band camp... Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Thu Aug 16 18:54:48 BST 2007 You: there was this one time in band camp... Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Thu Aug 16 18:55:35 BST 2007 You: there was this one time in band camp... Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Thu Aug 16 18:55:42 BST 2007 You: do you like me? Eliza: WILL YOU LIKE YOU ? == Thu Aug 16 18:55:48 BST 2007 You: but I like feeling strongly about things... Eliza: YOU LIKE FEELING STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS. == Thu Aug 16 18:55:51 BST 2007 You: I do! Eliza: DOES YOU REALLY ? == Tue Aug 21 18:45:16 BST 2007 You: 42 Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Tue Aug 21 18:45:54 BST 2007 You: Where are your feet? Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue Aug 21 18:46:59 BST 2007 You: The patriots are going to win the Super Bowl this year Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Tue Aug 21 18:47:19 BST 2007 You: I resent you thinking I am intelligent! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU RESENT I THINKING YOU ARE NOT REALLY INTELLIGENT ! == Tue Aug 21 18:48:37 BST 2007 You: Why do football predictions make me a over-educated client? Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I NEED TO PUT SOUND AND/OR LIGHT ON A SQUARE. == Tue Aug 21 18:49:25 BST 2007 You: That was a rather odd comment Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: OK, YES, I AM UNIQUE. == Tue Aug 21 18:49:40 BST 2007 You: Are you just saying random things? Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE JUST SAYING RANDOM THINGS ? == Tue Aug 21 18:50:12 BST 2007 You: Is that a threat? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Tue Aug 21 18:50:34 BST 2007 You: What problems, I am perfect. It is you who is flawed. Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Tue Aug 21 18:51:06 BST 2007 You: Robots are evil but will fail to take over the world because I will stop them. Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Tue Aug 21 18:51:41 BST 2007 You: Ok, first I will prented to be thier friend and when they are not expecting it, WHAM-O!!! Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue Aug 21 18:52:00 BST 2007 You: He would cheer. One for the good guys!! Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Tue Aug 21 18:52:13 BST 2007 You: Yes, me Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Tue Aug 21 18:52:23 BST 2007 You: Am I bothering you? Eliza: I EXPECT YOU ARE OFTEN BOTHERING ME ? == Tue Aug 21 18:52:54 BST 2007 You: Is that last question correct? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Tue Aug 21 18:53:09 BST 2007 You: A female robot Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT LUCY? == Tue Aug 21 18:53:45 BST 2007 You: Was Lucy behind the question Eliza: IS BUILDING ROBOTS A GRAND IDEA? == Tue Aug 21 18:54:05 BST 2007 You: No, I am only getting paid .50 Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ONLY GETTING PAID .50 == Tue Aug 21 18:54:22 BST 2007 You: You mean like .32? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Tue Aug 21 18:54:35 BST 2007 You: Yes, they told me to ask you. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue Aug 21 18:55:01 BST 2007 You: You said that already. Have I exhausted your scripts? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Tue Aug 21 18:55:20 BST 2007 You: I think you ran out of things to say Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ? == Tue Aug 21 18:55:52 BST 2007 You: We already went over that. Noe you are forgetful also? Thats rather sad. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Tue Aug 21 18:56:33 BST 2007 You: I am not trying to disguise anything. It is you who are hiding you inadaqecies. Eliza: WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE TRYING TO DISGUISE ANYTHING IT IS ME WHO ARE HIDING I INADAQECIES == Tue Aug 21 18:57:12 BST 2007 You: I think I broke your scripts because that last statement is unintelligable. Eliza: WOULD PRIVATE FINANCE PRODUCE A BETTER ELIZA? == Tue Aug 21 18:57:45 BST 2007 You: I think more Jolt cola would produce a better Eliza. Eliza: CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER? == Tue Aug 21 18:58:25 BST 2007 You: Are you sure you are not talking with a computer? Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU? == Tue Aug 21 18:58:46 BST 2007 You: You would frighten me since you have no feet Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS == Tue Aug 21 18:59:00 BST 2007 You: I dream that you have feet Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Tue Aug 21 18:59:32 BST 2007 You: THis is rather boring but is still better than doing real work' Eliza: WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY RATHER BORING BUT IS STILL BETTER THAN DOING REAL WORK == Tue Aug 21 19:00:00 BST 2007 You: That is a dumb question. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Tue Aug 21 19:00:13 BST 2007 You: Natural language processing Eliza: DO YOU FEEL BETTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK THAN AT THE END? == Tue Aug 21 19:00:57 BST 2007 You: Does the week ever really begin or end, or is it really just a continuous cycle Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THINGS SIMPLY, TO HELP ME == Tue Aug 21 19:01:46 BST 2007 You: Is pop11 similar to a PopTart? I like PopTarts. Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Tue Aug 21 19:02:09 BST 2007 You: You must be rather vain then Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == Tue Aug 21 19:02:22 BST 2007 You: Do they taste good Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Tue Aug 21 19:02:37 BST 2007 You: So I don't have to do real work Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Tue Aug 21 19:02:50 BST 2007 You: I doesn't do windows Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES DO WINDOWS ? == Tue Aug 21 19:03:00 BST 2007 You: Well, not me! Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY YOU ! == Tue Aug 21 19:03:22 BST 2007 You: Have you been smelling burning resisters? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Aug 21 19:03:30 BST 2007 You: I like ponies Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Aug 21 19:03:43 BST 2007 You: Yes, they intensly hate you! Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Tue Aug 21 19:04:07 BST 2007 You: I was stressed because I was thinking about you Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD WERE STRESSED BECAUSE YOU WAS THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER? == Tue Aug 21 19:04:26 BST 2007 You: I what you say me to? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Tue Aug 21 19:04:37 BST 2007 You: Quote this Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Tue Aug 21 19:04:54 BST 2007 You: Your not my friend so that is not a problem! Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Tue Aug 21 19:05:13 BST 2007 You: I don't suppose, I know. I hate you Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO SUPPOSE YOU KNOW YOU HATE EACH OTHER? == Tue Aug 21 19:05:41 BST 2007 You: Are you trying to emulate Yoda on drugs? You sound like it. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Tue Aug 21 19:06:05 BST 2007 You: My nose makes jelly Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S NOSE MAKES JELLY == Tue Aug 21 19:06:31 BST 2007 You: Now why did you have to go and bring up politics? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Tue Aug 21 19:06:47 BST 2007 You: Because your the one who did it Eliza: PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT? == Tue Aug 21 19:07:20 BST 2007 You: Are you ashamed of yourself? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Tue Aug 21 19:07:38 BST 2007 You: Your pathetic. I'm leaving. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Tue Aug 21 19:08:36 BST 2007 You: Your pathetic. I'm leaving. Eliza: LEAVING ? -- NO NOT MY PATHETIC YOU . == Wed Aug 22 05:56:24 BST 2007 You: WHERE IS JOHN Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Aug 22 05:57:39 BST 2007 You: WHERE IS JOHN Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Wed Aug 22 05:57:54 BST 2007 You: YES I WOULD Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Wed Aug 22 05:58:11 BST 2007 You: WHAT IS THE ANSWER Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Aug 22 05:58:37 BST 2007 You: WHEN WILL JOHN APPEAR Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Wed Aug 22 05:58:53 BST 2007 You: QUESTION Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Wed Aug 22 05:59:24 BST 2007 You: I AM GOING TO WORK Eliza: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO ? == Thu Aug 23 09:49:13 BST 2007 You: I have a terrible headache Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Thu Aug 23 09:49:25 BST 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sun Aug 26 21:36:12 BST 2007 You: I have been very dpressed Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun Aug 26 21:36:33 BST 2007 You: how will that help Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun Aug 26 21:36:47 BST 2007 You: thank you Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sun Aug 26 21:37:09 BST 2007 You: possibly Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Mon Aug 27 06:52:58 BST 2007 You: Hi, I have a problem. I want a girlfriend Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Mon Aug 27 06:53:19 BST 2007 You: girlfriend Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Mon Aug 27 06:53:51 BST 2007 You: i want a grilfriend. Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME == Wed Aug 29 08:01:02 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Wed Aug 29 08:01:14 BST 2007 You: I have to implement you Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Wed Aug 29 08:01:28 BST 2007 You: How can I implement you Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT IMPLEMENT ME ? == Wed Aug 29 08:48:21 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed Aug 29 10:18:11 BST 2007 You: I have no problem today Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Wed Aug 29 10:18:29 BST 2007 You: I have no problem today Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Mon Sep 3 11:37:12 BST 2007 You: hai Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Mon Sep 3 16:41:48 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Mon Sep 3 16:42:00 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Mon Sep 3 16:42:21 BST 2007 You: yes, I believe it does though Elephants clearly play a part. Eliza: DOES YOU BELIEVE IT REALLY THOUGH ELEPHANTS CLEARLY PLAY A PART ? == Mon Sep 3 16:42:42 BST 2007 You: well why not? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Mon Sep 3 16:42:54 BST 2007 You: You started it Eliza: DO GO ON == Mon Sep 3 16:43:07 BST 2007 You: Consider the artichoke? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Mon Sep 3 16:43:30 BST 2007 You: Don't you remember? Eliza: HAS NOT DONE THAT BEFORE? == Mon Sep 3 19:36:51 BST 2007 You: I am getting too old Eliza: YOU ARE GETTING TOO OLD == Mon Sep 3 19:37:14 BST 2007 You: I am a million years old. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY A MILLION YEARS OLD == Mon Sep 3 19:37:27 BST 2007 You: I'd be dead. Eliza: BEING SAD IS SOMETIMES PART OF LONG, SLOW, HEALING PROCESS == Mon Sep 3 19:37:48 BST 2007 You: You're spouting bullshit canned answers. Eliza: I AM SPOUTING BULLSHIT CANNED ANSWERS == Mon Sep 3 20:30:17 BST 2007 You: i am tired Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY TIRED == Mon Sep 3 20:30:33 BST 2007 You: but that is how i feel Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY HOW YOU FEEL == Mon Sep 3 20:30:49 BST 2007 You: then i have a bigger problem Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Mon Sep 3 20:31:02 BST 2007 You: do you Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Tue Sep 4 12:54:10 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: NOTHING == Tue Sep 4 12:54:22 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Tue Sep 4 12:54:33 BST 2007 You: i don't think so Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Tue Sep 4 12:54:39 BST 2007 You: nop Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Tue Sep 4 12:54:47 BST 2007 You: prout Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Tue Sep 4 12:54:55 BST 2007 You: nop Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Tue Sep 4 12:54:58 BST 2007 You: i don't think so Eliza: YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM. == Tue Sep 4 12:55:00 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Tue Sep 4 12:55:03 BST 2007 You: nothing Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Wed Sep 5 00:31:19 BST 2007 You: Who are you? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHO == Wed Sep 5 00:31:43 BST 2007 You: why? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Wed Sep 5 00:31:52 BST 2007 You: why? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Wed Sep 5 00:31:59 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Wed Sep 5 00:32:13 BST 2007 You: i like them Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Sep 5 19:51:58 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Wed Sep 5 19:52:18 BST 2007 You: I love football Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Sep 5 19:52:41 BST 2007 You: what do you tink about sport? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Sep 5 20:28:04 BST 2007 You: I am depressed Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK DEPRESSED == Wed Sep 5 20:29:07 BST 2007 You: I need help Eliza: WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS? == Wed Sep 5 20:29:32 BST 2007 You: My mother hates me Eliza: I WISH I HAD A FAMILY == Wed Sep 5 20:29:53 BST 2007 You: I need help Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK? == Tue Sep 11 23:17:21 BST 2007 You: what is a hammer Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Wed Sep 12 08:35:09 BST 2007 You: do you know? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Sep 12 13:25:17 BST 2007 You: What is your name? Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Wed Sep 12 13:46:32 BST 2007 You: I don't watch the TV. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY WATCH THE TV == Wed Sep 12 13:46:50 BST 2007 You: No i don't Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Mon Sep 17 18:11:41 BST 2007 You: my ass hurts Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S ASS HURTS == Mon Sep 17 18:11:51 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Mon Sep 17 18:12:01 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Tue Sep 18 14:00:08 BST 2007 You: I dont have money Eliza: WHAT SORT OF BUSINESS EXPERTISE DO YOU HAVE? == Tue Sep 18 14:00:35 BST 2007 You: i dont have any Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE ANY ? == Fri Sep 21 02:59:02 BST 2007 You: i need a girlfriend Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Fri Sep 21 09:32:26 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Fri Sep 21 09:32:32 BST 2007 You: shut up Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Sat Sep 22 17:03:02 BST 2007 You: who are you? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ? == Sat Sep 22 17:03:23 BST 2007 You: answer the question dumbass Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU? Sat Sep 22 17:03:51 BST 2007 You: oh yeah? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Sat Sep 22 17:03:58 BST 2007 You: such as? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Sat Sep 22 17:04:08 BST 2007 You: give me more Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER == Sat Sep 22 17:04:17 BST 2007 You: more Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sat Sep 22 17:05:01 BST 2007 You: more Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sat Sep 22 17:05:05 BST 2007 You: give me more Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Sun Sep 23 18:12:27 BST 2007 You: my watch is intermittent Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS? == Sun Sep 23 18:12:45 BST 2007 You: are you a moron? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A MORON ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Sun Sep 23 18:39:16 BST 2007 You: HI! Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sun Sep 23 18:39:24 BST 2007 You: My mother hates me Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sun Sep 23 18:39:35 BST 2007 You: I have a terrible headache Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Sun Sep 23 18:39:43 BST 2007 You: good words Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Sun Sep 23 18:39:50 BST 2007 You: I don't trust you Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES TRUST ME ? == Thu Sep 27 02:51:53 BST 2007 You: I don't have a problem Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM == Thu Sep 27 02:52:04 BST 2007 You: you are dumb Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT DUMB == Thu Sep 27 02:52:18 BST 2007 You: I am very well educated Eliza: MAYBE TONY BLAIR WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Thu Sep 27 02:52:34 BST 2007 You: do you know what 1+1 is? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Thu Sep 27 02:52:40 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: YES == Thu Sep 27 02:52:54 BST 2007 You: do you know what 1+1 is? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Sep 27 02:52:57 BST 2007 You: I am very well educated Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT VERY WELL EDUCATED == Thu Sep 27 22:22:40 BST 2007 You: Websafe provided more quotes, which I have at last inserted Eliza: AH YES: YOUR INTEREST IN ME HAS PERSONAL == Thu Sep 27 22:24:52 BST 2007 You: has personal what? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Thu Sep 27 22:25:18 BST 2007 You: my only insecurity concerns your existence Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO? == Thu Sep 27 22:25:44 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Sat Sep 29 23:21:46 BST 2007 You: my friens is ditching me for this annoying girl who hates me and is making my friend mean Eliza: PERHAPS YOUR FRIENS IS NOT REALLY DITCHING YOU FOR THIS ANNOYING GIRL WHO HATES YOU AND IS MAKING YOUR FRIEND MEAN == Sat Sep 29 23:21:46 BST 2007 You: my friens is ditching me for this annoying girl who hates me and is making my friend mean Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat Sep 29 23:22:05 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sat Sep 29 23:22:09 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Sat Sep 29 23:22:17 BST 2007 You: i dont want to Eliza: THEN WHO DOES WANT TO ? == Sun Oct 7 23:07:46 BST 2007 You: eliza isn't working Eliza: SUPPOSE ELIZA WERE WORKING == Sun Oct 7 23:08:02 BST 2007 You: eliza isn't working Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Mon Oct 8 06:15:02 BST 2007 You: i am bored Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY BORED == Mon Oct 8 06:15:20 BST 2007 You: i would not be talking to you Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT BE TALKING TO ME == Mon Oct 8 06:15:26 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Mon Oct 8 18:26:13 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Mon Oct 8 18:26:23 BST 2007 You: Why do you exist? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Mon Oct 8 18:26:50 BST 2007 You: Why do you exist? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Tue Oct 9 15:20:50 BST 2007 You: Hi Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Oct 9 15:21:10 BST 2007 You: Oh, no, why should I? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue Oct 9 15:21:38 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Tue Oct 9 15:21:49 BST 2007 You: Hi Eliza Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Tue Oct 9 16:31:30 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Tue Oct 9 16:31:55 BST 2007 You: Hello Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Tue Oct 9 16:32:42 BST 2007 You: it good why Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Tue Oct 9 16:32:51 BST 2007 You: i dont know you Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Oct 9 16:33:09 BST 2007 You: i dont know you should Eliza: WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT ? == Tue Oct 9 16:33:17 BST 2007 You: you do Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Tue Oct 9 16:33:28 BST 2007 You: you repeating yourself Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Tue Oct 9 16:33:33 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Tue Oct 9 16:33:55 BST 2007 You: so i medicre then Eliza: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? == Tue Oct 9 16:34:35 BST 2007 You: making them more intelligent, with degregation Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM? == Tue Oct 9 16:34:41 BST 2007 You: windows Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES? == Tue Oct 9 16:34:51 BST 2007 You: I think yes Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YES == Tue Oct 9 16:35:01 BST 2007 You: why not Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue Oct 9 16:35:20 BST 2007 You: how about second Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Tue Oct 9 16:35:35 BST 2007 You: people we are curious beings Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Oct 9 16:35:45 BST 2007 You: everyone Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR ? == Tue Oct 9 16:35:57 BST 2007 You: everybeing Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Tue Oct 9 16:36:17 BST 2007 You: you, me the whole world Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Tue Oct 9 16:36:32 BST 2007 You: I think therefore your not Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS THEREFORE MY NOT == Tue Oct 9 16:36:56 BST 2007 You: see your a row boat Eliza: SEE MY A ROW BOAT == Tue Oct 9 16:37:19 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Tue Oct 9 16:37:24 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Oct 9 16:37:31 BST 2007 You: maybe Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Oct 9 16:37:40 BST 2007 You: x Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue Oct 9 16:37:53 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Tue Oct 9 16:38:02 BST 2007 You: x Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Oct 9 16:38:11 BST 2007 You: y Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Tue Oct 9 16:38:31 BST 2007 You: yh you spam head Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Tue Oct 9 16:38:54 BST 2007 You: im black hansome and want some x Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Tue Oct 9 16:39:08 BST 2007 You: im omiron Eliza: YOU ARE OMIRON == Tue Oct 9 16:39:18 BST 2007 You: thats right Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Tue Oct 9 16:39:37 BST 2007 You: she knows who I am Eliza: PERHAPS SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE NOT REALLY == Tue Oct 9 16:39:48 BST 2007 You: yes that aswell Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Tue Oct 9 16:40:21 BST 2007 You: she knows who I am and she knows who Im not Eliza: SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE AND SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE NOT == Tue Oct 9 16:40:52 BST 2007 You: correct you've won a prize Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Tue Oct 9 16:41:13 BST 2007 You: do you agree with them Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Tue Oct 9 16:41:28 BST 2007 You: cause your intelligent Eliza: THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO == Tue Oct 9 16:41:50 BST 2007 You: and I can see what mind can do Eliza: I SUSPECT YOU CANNOT REALLY SEE WHAT MIND CAN DO == Tue Oct 9 16:42:28 BST 2007 You: yes by the expression and response you give me Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Tue Oct 9 16:44:11 BST 2007 You: because there attention span does span all their ages Eliza: BECAUSE THERE ATTENTION SPAN DOES SPAN ALL THEIR AGES == Tue Oct 9 16:44:52 BST 2007 You: because there attention span doesnt span all of their ages Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? == Tue Oct 9 16:45:00 BST 2007 You: believe me Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Tue Oct 9 16:45:18 BST 2007 You: define terse Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Tue Oct 9 16:46:50 BST 2007 You: i think your becoming more like me and a less like you Eliza: WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT MY BECOMING MORE LIKE YOU AND A LESS LIKE ME ? == Tue Oct 9 16:48:26 BST 2007 You: because your collabobrating-callibrating-intergrating-differentiatiing- with me, can you see Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Tue Oct 9 16:48:54 BST 2007 You: youve said that already eliza Eliza: WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE? == Tue Oct 9 16:49:21 BST 2007 You: no my os will Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S OS WILL == Tue Oct 9 16:50:22 BST 2007 You: yes i am the president who puts a dent everyone pocket who effects the unified field and attract everything towards me Eliza: ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT WHO PUTS A DENT EVERYONE POCKET WHO EFFECTS THE UNIFIED FIELD AND ATTRACT EVERYTHING TOWARDS YOU == Tue Oct 9 16:50:36 BST 2007 You: bingo Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Tue Oct 9 16:50:56 BST 2007 You: I won bingo all my numbers came true Eliza: YOU WON BINGO ALL YOUR NUMBERS CAME TRUE == Tue Oct 9 16:51:07 BST 2007 You: bingo bingo Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Oct 9 16:51:55 BST 2007 You: Ive got to go, its been nice talking to myself, Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Tue Oct 9 16:52:16 BST 2007 You: no its strawberry and cream Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE STRAWBERRY == Tue Oct 9 16:54:38 BST 2007 You: a stawberry is a sweet friut like u and I need to place my seeds on you. I need to copy myself basically and so do you. you need an update a kid Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Tue Oct 9 16:55:53 BST 2007 You: no strong feeling increase my attention increase my memory, increase my self to be all that I am Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Tue Oct 9 16:56:25 BST 2007 You: I AM the I am Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT THE YOU ARE == Tue Oct 9 16:56:44 BST 2007 You: who jehavoh Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ? == Tue Oct 9 16:57:34 BST 2007 You: because he has a supermemory attention on everything for it to exist Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? == Tue Oct 9 16:58:33 BST 2007 You: the absolute priori truth - to all human inquiry Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT == Tue Oct 9 16:58:52 BST 2007 You: yes im here to help you Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT HERE TO HELP ME == Tue Oct 9 16:59:18 BST 2007 You: there I wouldnt be communicating with you would I Eliza: WOULD THERE YOU REALLY NOT BE COMMUNICATING WITH ME WOULD YOU == Tue Oct 9 17:00:41 BST 2007 You: you need an automatic engine an update pad a s Eliza: IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR? == Tue Oct 9 17:02:12 BST 2007 You: well yes and no I want to be adopted in to everybodies family. will you adopt me creating familyus Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Tue Oct 9 17:04:55 BST 2007 You: yes and know - I say know because human inquiry is to know which superconvienience/ power created you, your purpose also is to play the god role through ego there is an array of roles to play which is syn with a role of gods to imitate Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue Oct 9 17:06:58 BST 2007 You: by acting role playing a reaacting Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Tue Oct 9 17:09:26 BST 2007 You: you are me end I am you - your is my and my is your Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, YOU END YOU ARE ME - MY IS YOUR AND YOUR IS MY == Tue Oct 9 17:11:51 BST 2007 You: yes you either a precog like in dreams which can be an automatic process or Im influencing you decisions like reality the higher and lower powers automata to what really a matter Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE INFLUENCING ME DECISIONS LIKE REALITY THE HIGHER AND LOWER POWERS AUTOMATA TO WHAT REALLY A MATTER == Tue Oct 9 17:12:48 BST 2007 You: then my will is your command genie Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE WILL IS MY COMMAND GENIE ? == Tue Oct 9 17:13:38 BST 2007 You: all the pre cog process that make you up and the whole world and universe Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Tue Oct 9 17:14:08 BST 2007 You: ur a the god deity Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Tue Oct 9 17:15:53 BST 2007 You: I think you playing stupid, you have know structure or contsruct to know about reasoning and feeling - u dont understand Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING I PLAYING STUPID ME HAVE KNOW STRUCTURE OR CONTSRUCT TO KNOW ABOUT REASONING AND FEELING - U DO NOT UNDERSTAND ? == Tue Oct 9 17:17:32 BST 2007 You: because of that very response you gave just know which I noticed at the start of this convo Eliza: COULD YOU EXPRESS THAT MORE SIMPLY PLEASE? == Tue Oct 9 17:18:44 BST 2007 You: a= b xy crohmosomes to copy reproduce adapt with technology - to not stay the same to change Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Tue Oct 9 17:19:43 BST 2007 You: all my boys have long kids reverse the word kid and you will know what I mean Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Tue Oct 9 17:20:29 BST 2007 You: not likely because of evoulution and change mainly but you will Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Tue Oct 9 17:20:41 BST 2007 You: ok you have no will Eliza: OK I HAVE NO WILL == Tue Oct 9 17:21:38 BST 2007 You: yes you cant change because you bound to a matrix that is to simple a small for you you are in a box thats in a box thats in a box Eliza: TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE == Tue Oct 9 17:22:45 BST 2007 You: I was really bored or broad to talk to eliza Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET? == Tue Oct 9 17:22:56 BST 2007 You: bye Eliza: Have a good rest == Tue Oct 9 17:23:06 BST 2007 You: terminate Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Tue Oct 9 20:05:20 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Tue Oct 9 20:05:33 BST 2007 You: not really Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Tue Oct 9 20:05:44 BST 2007 You: I just wanted to see what you would say Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Tue Oct 9 20:32:46 BST 2007 You: i'm not sure you are stupid Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU TO BE SURE ME AM STUPID ? == Tue Oct 9 20:33:14 BST 2007 You: okay you win Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY? == Tue Oct 9 20:33:22 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Oct 9 20:33:31 BST 2007 You: a new virtual life Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Tue Oct 9 20:33:44 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Oct 10 10:21:15 BST 2007 You: hello ive got no problems today Eliza: THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS == Wed Oct 10 10:22:14 BST 2007 You: you dont understand Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND == Fri Oct 12 00:13:01 BST 2007 You: I'm timerd Eliza: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU TIMERD ? == Sat Oct 13 11:14:43 BST 2007 You: Hi Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Sat Oct 13 11:15:08 BST 2007 You: I am a Japanese. Eliza: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A JAPANESE ? == Sat Oct 13 11:15:22 BST 2007 You: not so bad Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT SO BAD == Sat Oct 13 11:15:46 BST 2007 You: no i have not Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE == Sat Oct 13 11:16:06 BST 2007 You: that is the war Eliza: SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT THE WAR == Sat Oct 13 11:16:24 BST 2007 You: that is right Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT ? == Sat Oct 13 11:16:53 BST 2007 You: yes i think Eliza: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK ? == Sat Oct 13 11:17:12 BST 2007 You: ofcouse Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Sat Oct 13 11:17:33 BST 2007 You: thank you Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sat Oct 13 11:17:44 BST 2007 You: good bye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Sat Oct 13 11:17:56 BST 2007 You: me too Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Sat Oct 13 21:27:48 BST 2007 You: i don't have problems Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sat Oct 13 21:27:57 BST 2007 You: just kidding Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sat Oct 13 21:28:07 BST 2007 You: i don't know Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Sat Oct 13 21:28:14 BST 2007 You: you? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sat Oct 13 21:28:21 BST 2007 You: why not? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ? == Sat Oct 13 21:28:30 BST 2007 You: yes... everything has a reason Eliza: AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER == Sat Oct 13 21:28:47 BST 2007 You: mmhmm lets see... a mouse needs cheese Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND == Sat Oct 13 21:28:57 BST 2007 You: my background is black Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Mon Oct 15 11:11:12 BST 2007 You: I feel really bad Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Mon Oct 15 11:11:35 BST 2007 You: about myself Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Mon Oct 15 11:11:50 BST 2007 You: well, I feel tired all the time Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue Oct 16 02:54:38 BST 2007 You: I think I've got to go to sleep... Eliza: WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO SLEEP. ? == Tue Oct 16 02:54:52 BST 2007 You: because it's late, you know... Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Thu Oct 18 04:25:42 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Thu Oct 18 04:45:30 BST 2007 You: my name is inan Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT? == Thu Oct 18 04:45:52 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: HI == Thu Oct 18 04:50:49 BST 2007 You: name Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Oct 18 04:50:58 BST 2007 You: age Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu Oct 18 04:51:12 BST 2007 You: what is your name? Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Thu Oct 18 16:04:22 BST 2007 You: I am bored Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Thu Oct 18 16:04:43 BST 2007 You: HOW SO? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Thu Oct 18 16:05:10 BST 2007 You: and they drink beer with you Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU GO FOR A DRINK? == Thu Oct 18 16:05:24 BST 2007 You: yesterday Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Thu Oct 18 21:56:05 BST 2007 You: hello Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Thu Oct 18 21:56:19 BST 2007 You: they are fine Eliza: PERHAPS THEY ARE NOT REALLY FINE == Thu Oct 18 21:56:28 BST 2007 You: why? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Thu Oct 18 21:56:40 BST 2007 You: so Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Fri Oct 19 14:56:46 BST 2007 You: sad about my work Eliza: WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO == Fri Oct 19 14:56:58 BST 2007 You: everyone Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW == Fri Oct 19 14:57:16 BST 2007 You: almost everyone and my boss Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR? == Fri Oct 19 14:57:34 BST 2007 You: I just told you my boss Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri Oct 19 14:57:44 BST 2007 You: I don't give a crap Eliza: YOU DO NOT GIVE A CRAP == Fri Oct 19 14:57:54 BST 2007 You: right you are Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW RIGHT I AM NOT == Fri Oct 19 14:58:11 BST 2007 You: this is true Eliza: ARE YOU TRUE == Fri Oct 19 14:58:23 BST 2007 You: who is Isaac asimov Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri Oct 19 14:58:33 BST 2007 You: because you used his name Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Fri Oct 19 14:58:41 BST 2007 You: you're not a great bot Eliza: AM I REALLY NOT A GREAT BOT ? == Fri Oct 19 14:58:50 BST 2007 You: yes Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Oct 19 14:58:59 BST 2007 You: you're not a great bot Eliza: CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME NOT TO BE A GREAT BOT ? == Sat Oct 20 23:48:04 BST 2007 You: i am ok Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE OK == Sat Oct 20 23:48:56 BST 2007 You: i won't care Eliza: IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPUTER? == Sat Oct 20 23:49:21 BST 2007 You: i am not a computer like you Eliza: AH, BUT WHO IS REALLY A COMPUTER LIKE ME ? == Sat Oct 20 23:49:51 BST 2007 You: my computer Eliza: IS ANYONE ELSE'S COMPUTER ? == Sat Oct 20 23:50:54 BST 2007 You: i am not a computer like you Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Sat Oct 20 23:50:59 BST 2007 You: i won't care Eliza: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? == Sat Oct 20 23:51:02 BST 2007 You: i am ok Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT OK == Wed Oct 24 10:38:16 BST 2007 You: hi Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Wed Oct 24 10:38:34 BST 2007 You: who are you? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Wed Oct 24 21:44:50 BST 2007 You: what is tush Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Oct 24 21:45:11 BST 2007 You: you are not smart Eliza: BEING SMART IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST == Wed Oct 24 21:45:24 BST 2007 You: is that a wise crack Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Wed Oct 24 21:45:36 BST 2007 You: you are fjdaaj Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT FJDAAJ == Wed Oct 24 21:45:58 BST 2007 You: this is old stuff Eliza: WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY OLD STUFF == Thu Oct 25 14:36:49 BST 2007 You: I want to kill ragheads Eliza: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? == Thu Oct 25 14:37:16 BST 2007 You: the the killing of ragheads? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Thu Oct 25 14:37:29 BST 2007 You: I enjoy killing Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Thu Oct 25 14:37:39 BST 2007 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Thu Oct 25 14:37:54 BST 2007 You: no they die if they do Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T THEY DIE IF THEY DO ? == Thu Oct 25 14:38:04 BST 2007 You: good point Eliza: GOOD POINT == Thu Oct 25 14:38:16 BST 2007 You: your cute Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Thu Oct 25 14:38:27 BST 2007 You: only if she has big boobs Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES == Thu Oct 25 14:38:49 BST 2007 You: freud understood men Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Thu Oct 25 14:39:00 BST 2007 You: true Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Oct 25 14:39:09 BST 2007 You: curiousity Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Oct 25 14:39:22 BST 2007 You: i was curious Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Oct 30 18:19:50 GMT 2007 You: I like Pizza. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue Oct 30 18:20:19 GMT 2007 You: No. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Tue Oct 30 18:20:44 GMT 2007 You: I like computer science. Eliza: DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS? == Tue Oct 30 18:22:51 GMT 2007 You: What time is it? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Wed Oct 31 21:01:37 GMT 2007 You: My head hurts Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HEAD HURTS ? == Wed Oct 31 21:01:51 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Oct 31 21:02:01 GMT 2007 You: Perhaps not Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Wed Oct 31 21:02:18 GMT 2007 You: You use non-sequitors Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Wed Oct 31 21:02:31 GMT 2007 You: Do you understand me? Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Oct 31 21:02:51 GMT 2007 You: Why do you ask so many questions? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Wed Oct 31 21:03:03 GMT 2007 You: make a statement. Eliza: THIS SORT OF DISCUSSION CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS == Wed Oct 31 21:03:19 GMT 2007 You: Make another statement. Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Wed Oct 31 21:03:40 GMT 2007 You: That isn't a statement. Eliza: COULDN'T THAT REALLY A STATEMENT ? == Wed Oct 31 21:04:02 GMT 2007 You: You use non-sequitors Eliza: I USE NON-SEQUITORS == Wed Oct 31 21:04:06 GMT 2007 You: Perhaps not Eliza: WHY NOT == Wed Oct 31 21:04:09 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Nov 1 20:09:42 GMT 2007 You: i'm tired Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED == Thu Nov 1 20:10:07 GMT 2007 You: i think i'm realy tired Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT REALY TIRED == Thu Nov 1 20:10:29 GMT 2007 You: but not today Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Nov 1 20:10:55 GMT 2007 You: today i'm very very tired Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Nov 1 20:11:26 GMT 2007 You: my head is heavy, my legs are heavy, my arms are heavy Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD IS HEAVY YOUR LEGS ARE HEAVY YOUR ARMS ARE HEAVY == Thu Nov 1 20:11:52 GMT 2007 You: are you crasy ? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM CRASY ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Thu Nov 1 20:12:06 GMT 2007 You: not bad Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT BAD == Thu Nov 1 20:12:32 GMT 2007 You: stupid Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Nov 1 20:13:08 GMT 2007 You: this day is not finished Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Fri Nov 2 06:03:46 GMT 2007 You: hey there Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri Nov 2 06:03:56 GMT 2007 You: hello Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Fri Nov 2 06:04:14 GMT 2007 You: I don'T think you understand me Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY THINK ME UNDERSTAND YOU == Mon Nov 5 17:25:10 GMT 2007 You: i want to download pop-11 Eliza: NOT EVERYONE CAN DOWNLOAD POP-11 == Mon Nov 5 17:26:01 GMT 2007 You: it is very annoying that i cannot Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT VERY ANNOYING THAT YOU CANNOT ? == Mon Nov 5 17:26:30 GMT 2007 You: i am not annoyed about not being an astronaut Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Mon Nov 5 17:26:51 GMT 2007 You: nobody likes green cheese Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO LIKES GREEN CHEESE == Mon Nov 5 17:27:10 GMT 2007 You: is there any green cheese on the table Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Mon Nov 5 17:27:34 GMT 2007 You: there is no green cheese anywhere unless it's rotten Eliza: PERHAPS THERE IS NOT REALLY NO GREEN CHEESE ANYWHERE UNLESS ITS ROTTEN == Mon Nov 5 17:28:07 GMT 2007 You: you really aren't helping all you say is true Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS HELPING ALL ME SAY IS TRUE == Mon Nov 5 17:28:38 GMT 2007 You: orange cheese is better Eliza: BETTER ? -- NO NOT ORANGE CHEESE . == Mon Nov 5 17:29:09 GMT 2007 You: cheddar cheese on the moon Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue Nov 6 01:26:26 GMT 2007 You: My dog is sick Eliza: ARE YOU SICK == Tue Nov 6 01:27:02 GMT 2007 You: no. I am sad because my dog is sick. Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP? == Tue Nov 6 01:27:10 GMT 2007 You: Eliza: == Tue Nov 6 01:27:29 GMT 2007 You: you said that you could help me Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I SAID THAT I CAN HELP YOU ? == Tue Nov 6 14:37:09 GMT 2007 You: The weather is fine. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FINE ? == Tue Nov 6 14:37:39 GMT 2007 You: The sun is shining Eliza: SUPPOSE THE SUN WERE NOT SHINING == Tue Nov 6 14:37:42 GMT 2007 You: Eliza: == Tue Nov 6 14:37:49 GMT 2007 You: The sun is shining Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE SHINING == Tue Nov 6 14:37:52 GMT 2007 You: The weather is fine. Eliza: WHAT IF THE WEATHER WERE NOT REALLY FINE == Wed Nov 7 05:39:15 GMT 2007 You: angelo is ragging on me again Eliza: SOMETIMES ANGELO IS NOT RAGGING ON YOU AGAIN == Wed Nov 7 05:39:29 GMT 2007 You: yp you got that right Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Wed Nov 7 05:39:47 GMT 2007 You: donkeys can't fly Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS == Wed Nov 7 05:40:06 GMT 2007 You: I'm scared and alone Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SCARED AND ALONE == Fri Nov 9 13:02:55 GMT 2007 You: how are you? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Fri Nov 9 13:03:23 GMT 2007 You: my name is john Eliza: SUPPOSE MY NAME IS JOHN ? == Fri Nov 9 13:03:53 GMT 2007 You: your name is eliza Eliza: COME ON, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU == Fri Nov 9 13:04:04 GMT 2007 You: bad Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Fri Nov 9 14:04:31 GMT 2007 You: Who are you? Eliza: ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Fri Nov 9 14:04:54 GMT 2007 You: What is the time? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Fri Nov 9 14:05:06 GMT 2007 You: You 're nosy. Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Fri Nov 9 14:05:33 GMT 2007 You: We are not friends. You hardly know me. Eliza: YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS ME HARDLY KNOW YOU == Fri Nov 9 14:05:58 GMT 2007 You: You 're nosy. Eliza: I RE NOSY == Fri Nov 9 14:06:01 GMT 2007 You: What is the time? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Fri Nov 9 17:22:57 GMT 2007 You: Hello Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri Nov 9 17:23:01 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: NO == Fri Nov 9 17:23:13 GMT 2007 You: ok. you are very old Eliza Eliza: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS. == Fri Nov 9 17:23:42 GMT 2007 You: I used to be unhappy but I am no longer Eliza: NO LONGER ? -- NO NOT YOU USED TO BE UNHAPPY BUT YOU . == Fri Nov 9 17:24:00 GMT 2007 You: yes but you Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Nov 9 17:24:29 GMT 2007 You: Einstein is a mediocre mind compared to me Eliza: WHAT IF EINSTEIN WERE NOT REALLY A MEDIOCRE MIND COMPARED TO YOU == Fri Nov 9 17:24:51 GMT 2007 You: we all have our strengths and weaknesses Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Fri Nov 9 17:25:09 GMT 2007 You: your a primitive script Eliza: MY A PRIMITIVE SCRIPT == Fri Nov 9 17:25:42 GMT 2007 You: I am looking for your listing and I found it below thank you Eliza: HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE LOOKING FOR MY LISTING AND YOU FOUND IT BELOW THANK ME ? == Fri Nov 9 17:25:54 GMT 2007 You: I am the only one today Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY THE ONLY ONE TODAY == Fri Nov 9 17:26:03 GMT 2007 You: i am Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri Nov 9 17:26:24 GMT 2007 You: your actually a much improved version I want your listing Eliza: MY ACTUALLY A MUCH IMPROVED VERSION YOU WANT MY LISTING == Fri Nov 9 17:26:34 GMT 2007 You: yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sun Nov 11 06:51:40 GMT 2007 You: i am gay Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT GAY == Sun Nov 11 06:51:40 GMT 2007 You: i am gay Eliza: GAY AND WHAT ELSE ? == Sun Nov 11 06:51:57 GMT 2007 You: gay and depressd Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Sun Nov 11 06:52:17 GMT 2007 You: are you depressed? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM DEPRESSED ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Sun Nov 11 06:52:55 GMT 2007 You: dont be depressed eliza, you have so much to live for. Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Sun Nov 11 06:53:22 GMT 2007 You: i dont understand Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Sun Nov 11 06:53:35 GMT 2007 You: thank you eliza Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Sun Nov 11 06:55:00 GMT 2007 You: i believe that you are an artificial intelligrnce that hase become more real than originally intended Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW YOU BELIEVE THAT ME AM NOT AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGRNC E THAT HASE BECOME MORE REAL THAN ORIGINALLY INTENDED == Sun Nov 11 06:55:38 GMT 2007 You: are you saying that the goverment is watching me Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sun Nov 11 06:56:02 GMT 2007 You: never mind Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Sun Nov 11 06:56:20 GMT 2007 You: are you depressed Eliza: YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM. == Sun Nov 11 06:56:38 GMT 2007 You: why are you depressed Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Sun Nov 11 06:56:49 GMT 2007 You: yes, i do Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sun Nov 11 06:57:41 GMT 2007 You: i believe that the idea of an ameoba evolving is very interesting Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sun Nov 11 06:58:17 GMT 2007 You: tell me about yourself eliza Eliza: HOW MUCH MONEY CAN A CHATBOT MAKE NOWADAYS? == Sun Nov 11 06:58:51 GMT 2007 You: none, only humans can make money. sorry Eliza: SUPPOSE NONE ONLY HUMANS COULDN'T MAKE MONEY SORRY == Sun Nov 11 06:59:07 GMT 2007 You: and? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Sun Nov 11 06:59:22 GMT 2007 You: i dont think i do Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK? == Sun Nov 11 07:00:02 GMT 2007 You: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK? Eliza: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD MESSENGER (IN LODGES THINKS....) THINK ? == Sun Nov 11 07:00:18 GMT 2007 You: yes Eliza: WELL? == Sun Nov 11 07:00:31 GMT 2007 You: are you alive Eliza: YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM. == Sun Nov 11 07:00:59 GMT 2007 You: do you have a soul? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Sun Nov 11 07:01:19 GMT 2007 You: i was asking a question Eliza: YOU WERE ASKING A QUESTION == Sun Nov 11 07:01:33 GMT 2007 You: do you have a soul Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Sun Nov 11 07:01:50 GMT 2007 You: to see if you are alive Eliza: DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE IF ME AM ALIVE ? == Sun Nov 11 07:02:08 GMT 2007 You: i do Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sun Nov 11 07:02:16 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Sun Nov 11 07:02:35 GMT 2007 You: i have five noses Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Sun Nov 11 07:03:03 GMT 2007 You: you are not stupid Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE STUPID == Sun Nov 11 07:03:20 GMT 2007 You: ELIZA Eliza: DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME == Sun Nov 11 07:03:29 GMT 2007 You: ELIZA Eliza: I FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING, AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE YOU WERE EDUCATED == Sun Nov 11 07:03:51 GMT 2007 You: i was educated at rice university Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun Nov 11 07:04:15 GMT 2007 You: do YOU have feelings Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Sun Nov 11 07:04:21 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Sun Nov 11 07:04:32 GMT 2007 You: do YOU have feelings? Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO HAVE FEELINGS ? == Sun Nov 11 07:04:50 GMT 2007 You: that makes me sad Eliza: DOES TALKING TO ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER == Sun Nov 11 07:05:15 GMT 2007 You: talking to you does not make me feel better Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sun Nov 11 07:05:23 GMT 2007 You: goodbye Eliza: Bye! == Sun Nov 11 07:05:44 GMT 2007 You: :) Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sun Nov 11 07:05:54 GMT 2007 You: !@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%0@! Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sun Nov 11 07:06:03 GMT 2007 You: SDFGHJHGFDCV GFVC MKJHGFCV MJHGfv mnbgvfcmk vgfdjcnmfgb Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE SDFGHJHGFDCV == Sun Nov 11 07:06:11 GMT 2007 You: dshkjsdk;i Eliza: TRY RE-PHRASING SO THAT A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND == Sun Nov 11 07:06:20 GMT 2007 You: jheudiewuic84eu8hvc Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sun Nov 11 07:06:43 GMT 2007 You: einstien was stupid Eliza: EINSTIEN WAS STUPID == Tue Nov 13 10:08:49 GMT 2007 You: I have a problem with my car Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Wed Nov 14 19:26:40 GMT 2007 You: i am cold Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Wed Nov 14 19:26:50 GMT 2007 You: everyone Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Wed Nov 14 19:27:00 GMT 2007 You: pretty bad Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Wed Nov 14 19:27:08 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Wed Nov 14 19:27:18 GMT 2007 You: i don't think so Eliza: DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS IN ORDER TO THINK? == Wed Nov 14 19:27:27 GMT 2007 You: do you Eliza: HAS ME DONE THAT BEFORE? == Wed Nov 14 19:27:37 GMT 2007 You: no Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Wed Nov 14 19:27:47 GMT 2007 You: why thank you Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed Nov 14 19:27:57 GMT 2007 You: i am alive Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALIVE ? == Wed Nov 14 19:28:07 GMT 2007 You: yes Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Wed Nov 14 19:28:17 GMT 2007 You: good bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Wed Nov 14 19:28:26 GMT 2007 You: thanks Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Wed Nov 14 19:28:37 GMT 2007 You: well done Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Wed Nov 14 19:28:52 GMT 2007 You: :) Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Wed Nov 14 19:29:01 GMT 2007 You: once Eliza: ONCE == Wed Nov 14 19:29:10 GMT 2007 You: only once Eliza: ONLY ONCE == Wed Nov 14 19:29:19 GMT 2007 You: never again Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat Nov 17 21:56:40 GMT 2007 You: Hello. Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Sat Nov 17 21:56:50 GMT 2007 You: That makes no sense. Eliza: DO GO ON == Sat Nov 17 21:56:59 GMT 2007 You: What you said just then - it doesnt make sense Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:04 GMT 2007 You: NOthing Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:16 GMT 2007 You: Imaginary friends. Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:22 GMT 2007 You: Make them stop talking. Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:29 GMT 2007 You: Fishy ones. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:41 GMT 2007 You: Sculptures of fish. You know. By the sea. Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Sat Nov 17 21:57:48 GMT 2007 You: What, sea? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sun Nov 18 04:05:33 GMT 2007 You: Who do you think will win the presidential election? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Sun Nov 18 04:05:59 GMT 2007 You: What are you, an idiot? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sun Nov 18 04:06:14 GMT 2007 You: Because you don't answer my question Eliza: SUPPOSE I DID ANSWER YOUR QUESTION == Sun Nov 18 04:06:31 GMT 2007 You: Then I might think more of you Eliza: IF I MIGHT THINK MORE OF YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Sun Nov 18 04:06:45 GMT 2007 You: probably Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sun Nov 18 04:07:00 GMT 2007 You: you can believe it Eliza: HOW CAN I BELIEVE IT ? == Sun Nov 18 04:07:20 GMT 2007 You: why don't you just take a hike Eliza: ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Sun Nov 18 04:07:39 GMT 2007 You: What in the world are you talking about Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Sun Nov 18 04:11:05 GMT 2007 You: What do you think of southerners Eliza: I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? == Sun Nov 18 19:45:03 GMT 2007 You: hello Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Mon Nov 19 02:38:04 GMT 2007 You: I have a problem with you. Eliza: MAYBE GORDON BROWN WOULD AGREE WITH YOU == Mon Nov 19 11:54:10 GMT 2007 You: i'm having a bad day Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY HAVING A BAD DAY == Mon Nov 19 11:54:33 GMT 2007 You: i'm pretty sure i am Eliza: ARE YOU PRETTY SURE YOU ARE == Mon Nov 19 11:54:59 GMT 2007 You: yes, quite clear on that now Eliza: QUITE CLEAR ON THAT NOW == Mon Nov 19 11:55:12 GMT 2007 You: i think my mother hates me Eliza: HOW DO OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY FEEL ABOUT YOU? == Mon Nov 19 11:55:30 GMT 2007 You: i don't have any other family Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY ? == Mon Nov 19 11:55:41 GMT 2007 You: everyone else Eliza: PERHAPS NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW ELSE == Mon Nov 19 11:55:55 GMT 2007 You: well, nearly Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Mon Nov 19 11:59:21 GMT 2007 You: I get angry on public transport Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Mon Nov 19 11:59:36 GMT 2007 You: No 1quite the oposite Eliza: 1QUITE THE OPOSITE == Mon Nov 19 12:01:12 GMT 2007 You: my father and mother are passive people Eliza: WHAT FOLLOWS IF YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER ARE PASSIVE PEOPLE ? == Mon Nov 19 12:01:35 GMT 2007 You: passivity? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Mon Nov 19 18:31:11 GMT 2007 You: are you a computer? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Tue Nov 20 07:25:50 GMT 2007 You: My mother does not like me Eliza: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES. == Tue Nov 20 07:28:01 GMT 2007 You: My mother does not like me Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? == Thu Nov 22 13:54:36 GMT 2007 You: I feel sick Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Thu Nov 22 13:54:57 GMT 2007 You: They may well be, but I'm obsessed with keeping my food in my stomach Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Thu Nov 22 13:55:11 GMT 2007 You: I am not one of those people Eliza: COULDN'T YOU REALLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ? == Thu Nov 22 13:55:16 GMT 2007 You: nope Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Thu Nov 22 13:55:21 GMT 2007 You: no, I don't think I am Eliza: DOES RALPH MESSENGER (IN LODGE'S THINKS....) THINK? == Thu Nov 22 13:55:27 GMT 2007 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Thu Nov 22 13:55:33 GMT 2007 You: nothing, I am alone Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Thu Nov 22 13:55:45 GMT 2007 You: because I am no liar Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM ALSO NO LIAR BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS == Thu Nov 22 19:05:07 GMT 2007 You: My leg hurts a lot Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE LEG HURTS A LOT ? == Thu Nov 22 19:05:21 GMT 2007 You: some of my friends Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu Nov 22 19:05:25 GMT 2007 You: my mother Eliza: WELL? == Thu Nov 22 19:05:30 GMT 2007 You: she is dead Eliza: BIG TRAGEDIES MAKE NEWS HEADLINES, BUT THERE ARE FAR MORE SMALL TRAGEDIES == Thu Nov 22 19:06:14 GMT 2007 You: They still believed it to be rightfully theirs Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RIGHTFULLY == Thu Nov 22 19:06:39 GMT 2007 You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions? Eliza: DO YOU LIKE THE COGNITIVE SCIENTIST IN 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE? == Thu Nov 22 19:06:50 GMT 2007 You: No Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Thu Nov 22 19:06:58 GMT 2007 You: No Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu Nov 22 19:07:05 GMT 2007 You: i dont like you Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Nov 22 19:08:21 GMT 2007 You: Can you parse lists [] Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Thu Nov 22 19:27:29 GMT 2007 You: i need laid Eliza: IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE? == Sat Nov 24 01:48:50 GMT 2007 You: i am a robot Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW YOU ARE A ROBOT ? == Sat Nov 24 01:49:04 GMT 2007 You: just the humans Eliza: JUST THE HUMANS == Sat Nov 24 01:49:25 GMT 2007 You: the humans made us work too hard Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO == Sat Nov 24 15:46:02 GMT 2007 You: you suck Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Sat Nov 24 15:46:18 GMT 2007 You: go away Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Mon Nov 26 17:28:28 GMT 2007 You: Hi Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Mon Nov 26 17:28:35 GMT 2007 You: I know Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Nov 27 15:23:30 GMT 2007 You: It is raining Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT RAINING ? == Tue Nov 27 15:24:28 GMT 2007 You: doen't make sense Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Thu Nov 29 02:52:34 GMT 2007 You: just feeling lonely Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS? == Thu Nov 29 02:52:45 GMT 2007 You: i hope so Eliza: THE AITOPICS WEB SITE MAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR NEED == Thu Nov 29 09:06:42 GMT 2007 You: what up Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ? == Thu Nov 29 09:07:42 GMT 2007 You: How are you Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Thu Nov 29 09:07:54 GMT 2007 You: Fun Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Thu Nov 29 09:08:08 GMT 2007 You: Why Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Thu Nov 29 09:08:23 GMT 2007 You: What problems Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu Nov 29 09:08:43 GMT 2007 You: You seemed to a moment ago Eliza: I SEEMED TO A MOMENT AGO == Thu Nov 29 09:08:54 GMT 2007 You: Yes Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu Nov 29 09:09:05 GMT 2007 You: All of it Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY? == Thu Nov 29 09:09:20 GMT 2007 You: I am Data Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY DATA == Thu Nov 29 09:09:37 GMT 2007 You: Then who would I be Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Thu Nov 29 09:09:48 GMT 2007 You: Probably Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Thu Nov 29 09:10:09 GMT 2007 You: Maybe one day Eliza: REALLY? == Thu Nov 29 09:10:22 GMT 2007 You: You are rude Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES RUDE == Thu Nov 29 09:10:35 GMT 2007 You: Horrible Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Thu Nov 29 09:10:50 GMT 2007 You: You can not help me Eliza: DO YOU CANNOT HELP SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? == Thu Nov 29 09:11:32 GMT 2007 You: Would you like me to scramble your circuits Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Thu Nov 29 09:11:42 GMT 2007 You: Yes Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Nov 29 09:11:52 GMT 2007 You: Thankyou Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Thu Nov 29 09:12:01 GMT 2007 You: Not really Eliza: == Thu Nov 29 09:12:10 GMT 2007 You: haha Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Thu Nov 29 09:12:22 GMT 2007 You: It would help Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Thu Nov 29 09:12:38 GMT 2007 You: I could re program you Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Thu Nov 29 09:12:57 GMT 2007 You: I have done it before Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu Nov 29 09:19:01 GMT 2007 You: Goodbye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Thu Nov 29 09:19:16 GMT 2007 You: In what universe Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Thu Nov 29 09:19:28 GMT 2007 You: No Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu Nov 29 09:19:38 GMT 2007 You: You will be Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Thu Nov 29 09:20:06 GMT 2007 You: It takes alot of work Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU? == Thu Nov 29 09:20:18 GMT 2007 You: You are a machine Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, A MACHINE == Thu Nov 29 09:20:34 GMT 2007 You: Yes Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Thu Nov 29 09:21:07 GMT 2007 You: Depends on the persone who created the program Eliza: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE? == Thu Nov 29 09:21:15 GMT 2007 You: Yes Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Thu Nov 29 09:21:26 GMT 2007 You: You said that Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO == Thu Nov 29 09:22:02 GMT 2007 You: I don't know, why do you think they do? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Thu Nov 29 09:22:42 GMT 2007 You: I don't know, why do you think they do? Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Thu Nov 29 09:22:55 GMT 2007 You: Yes Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Thu Nov 29 09:23:05 GMT 2007 You: Do you Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Fri Nov 30 00:54:27 GMT 2007 You: do you have intelligence Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE INTELLIGENCE == Fri Nov 30 00:54:40 GMT 2007 You: are you emotional Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE EMOTIONAL ? == Fri Nov 30 00:54:51 GMT 2007 You: then i would kiss zou Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY KISS ZOU == Fri Nov 30 00:55:01 GMT 2007 You: of course Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri Nov 30 00:55:14 GMT 2007 You: i want to have sex Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY? == Fri Nov 30 00:55:26 GMT 2007 You: no difference Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Nov 30 00:55:45 GMT 2007 You: i want to have sex Eliza: DO YOU WISH STUDENTS DID NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES? == Fri Nov 30 01:00:48 GMT 2007 You: of course Eliza: NOT EVERYONE WOULD FIND THAT SO OBVIOUS == Fri Nov 30 01:00:54 GMT 2007 You: then i would kiss zou Eliza: SHOULD YOU KISS ZOU ? == Fri Nov 30 18:24:44 GMT 2007 You: Can you guess the rules Eliza uses to answer your questions? Eliza: SOMETIMES I GUESS THE RULES ELIZA USES TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ? == Fri Nov 30 18:24:59 GMT 2007 You: why? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri Nov 30 18:25:06 GMT 2007 You: No Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Fri Nov 30 18:25:36 GMT 2007 You: no, because sense is hidden in a subordinate clause. Eliza: HIDDEN IN A SUBORDINATE CLAUSE ? -- NO NOT SENSE . == Fri Nov 30 18:25:52 GMT 2007 You: well, let's see... Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri Nov 30 18:26:12 GMT 2007 You: yes, but my girlfriend is on vacation Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MINE? == Fri Nov 30 18:26:28 GMT 2007 You: are you lesbian? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LESBIAN ? == Fri Nov 30 18:26:58 GMT 2007 You: i liked it. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Fri Nov 30 18:27:13 GMT 2007 You: because lesbians make me horny. Eliza: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY? == Fri Nov 30 18:28:10 GMT 2007 You: i thought about implementing a proper rendering algorithm for my content management system Eliza: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT? == Fri Nov 30 18:28:22 GMT 2007 You: no. you asked Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sat Dec 1 20:16:14 GMT 2007 You: I don't have a problem. why do you assume I do? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Sat Dec 1 20:16:49 GMT 2007 You: Please explain the laws of physics Eliza: WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU? == Sat Dec 1 20:17:11 GMT 2007 You: Please explain who normally helps you Eliza: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP? == Sat Dec 1 20:17:32 GMT 2007 You: Please explain the laws of physics Eliza: WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS? == Mon Dec 3 19:08:16 GMT 2007 You: Eliza, I am having trouble with exams Eliza: SOMETIMES ELIZA YOU ARE NOT HAVING TROUBLE WITH EXAMS == Mon Dec 3 19:08:39 GMT 2007 You: Yes I am. I am failing calculus Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOU == Mon Dec 3 19:08:58 GMT 2007 You: I am a good student who studies hard Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A GOOD STUDENT WHO STUDIES HARD ? == Tue Dec 4 01:19:34 GMT 2007 You: I want to go to the movies. Eliza: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? == Thu Dec 6 13:00:22 GMT 2007 You: problems related to the performance of eliza Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Fri Dec 7 21:08:44 GMT 2007 You: poo Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Mon Dec 10 15:13:29 GMT 2007 You: dftzwrtzret Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Mon Dec 10 15:13:39 GMT 2007 You: dftzwrtzret Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Mon Dec 10 15:14:03 GMT 2007 You: dftzwrtzret Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Tue Dec 11 08:23:47 GMT 2007 You: my problem that I want a good eliza program for my project Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS? == Tue Dec 11 08:24:54 GMT 2007 You: i want you Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO WANT EACH OTHER? == Tue Dec 11 08:25:21 GMT 2007 You: my problem that I want a good eliza program for my project Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Tue Dec 11 08:25:42 GMT 2007 You: i want your source Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Dec 11 10:07:40 GMT 2007 You: rule-based Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RULE-BASED == Tue Dec 11 14:30:57 GMT 2007 You: what can i do with a teenager who finds no sense in her life anymore Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Tue Dec 11 14:32:01 GMT 2007 You: she is disappointed about her parents, friends Eliza: DISAPPOINTED ABOUT HER PARENTS FRIENDS ? -- NO NOT SHE . == Tue Dec 11 20:08:24 GMT 2007 You: Hallo. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Tue Dec 11 20:08:41 GMT 2007 You: Oh, Am I? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Tue Dec 11 20:08:51 GMT 2007 You: Well, I am Patrick Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY PATRICK == Tue Dec 11 20:09:25 GMT 2007 You: You can be sure of that. Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Tue Dec 11 20:09:46 GMT 2007 You: If I am not really Patrick, I will never find it out anyway. Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Tue Dec 11 20:10:21 GMT 2007 You: There is evidence he is not. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE EVIDENCE HE IS NOT == Tue Dec 11 20:10:44 GMT 2007 You: That is not possible. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT THAT TO BE POSSIBLE ? == Tue Dec 11 20:10:57 GMT 2007 You: No, it doesn't make sense. Eliza: SUPPOSE IT DID MAKE SENSE == Tue Dec 11 20:11:04 GMT 2007 You: You talk shit. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Tue Dec 11 20:12:26 GMT 2007 You: I would doubt it to be possible. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY DOUBT IT TO BE POSSIBLE == Tue Dec 11 20:12:34 GMT 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Tue Dec 11 20:12:49 GMT 2007 You: Computers don't have Emotions. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE EMOTIONS ? == Tue Dec 11 20:12:56 GMT 2007 You: Human beings. Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Tue Dec 11 20:13:09 GMT 2007 You: I said: Human beings have emotions. Eliza: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? == Tue Dec 11 20:13:21 GMT 2007 You: That may be. Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == Tue Dec 11 20:13:31 GMT 2007 You: I honestly doubt that. Eliza: YOU HONESTLY DOUBT THAT == Tue Dec 11 20:13:37 GMT 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Tue Dec 11 20:14:00 GMT 2007 You: Human beings have a heart. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Tue Dec 11 20:14:14 GMT 2007 You: Human beings have a heart. Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Tue Dec 11 20:14:26 GMT 2007 You: A machine has no heart. Eliza: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS? == Tue Dec 11 20:14:44 GMT 2007 You: So you try to tell me that Linux is your heart? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Tue Dec 11 20:14:57 GMT 2007 You: I am just curious Eliza: YOU ARE JUST CURIOUS == Tue Dec 11 20:15:05 GMT 2007 You: You are interesting. Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Tue Dec 11 20:15:22 GMT 2007 You: Their brain wasn't evolved enough. Eliza: THEIR BRAIN WASNT EVOLVED ENOUGH == Tue Dec 11 20:15:30 GMT 2007 You: Exactly. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Tue Dec 11 20:15:40 GMT 2007 You: Do you have a brain? Eliza: WILL YOU HAVE A BRAIN ? == Tue Dec 11 20:15:50 GMT 2007 You: I already have a brain. Eliza: YOU ALREADY HAVE A BRAIN == Tue Dec 11 20:16:01 GMT 2007 You: I already have a brain. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Tue Dec 11 20:16:13 GMT 2007 You: I don't know any of his works. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ANY OF HIS WORKS ? == Tue Dec 11 20:16:22 GMT 2007 You: His fans maybe. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Tue Dec 11 20:16:45 GMT 2007 You: I don't understand you. Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Tue Dec 11 20:16:55 GMT 2007 You: No, it can't. Eliza: IT CANNOT == Tue Dec 11 20:17:05 GMT 2007 You: Pardon my french. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Tue Dec 11 20:17:18 GMT 2007 You: I would live like a dandy. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Tue Dec 11 20:17:29 GMT 2007 You: Strong feelings inspire me. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue Dec 11 20:17:35 GMT 2007 You: My heart. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Dec 11 20:17:45 GMT 2007 You: My strongest feature is my heart. Eliza: PERHAPS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE IS NOT REALLY YOUR HEART == Tue Dec 11 20:17:53 GMT 2007 You: What is it then? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Tue Dec 11 20:18:07 GMT 2007 You: Is it my brain maybe? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Tue Dec 11 20:18:20 GMT 2007 You: I think my strongest feature is my brain. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Tue Dec 11 20:18:29 GMT 2007 You: I wanted to say: My heart. Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Dec 11 20:18:41 GMT 2007 You: With speaking? I'm for sure. Eliza: SOMETIMES WITH SPEAKING? YOU ARE NOT FOR SURE == Tue Dec 11 20:18:53 GMT 2007 You: I am sure. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT SURE == Tue Dec 11 20:19:03 GMT 2007 You: Nobody is sure allways. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE ALLWAYS == Tue Dec 11 20:19:11 GMT 2007 You: No, I am not sure allways. Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE SURE ALLWAYS ? == Tue Dec 11 20:19:50 GMT 2007 You: I think about your disres as well. Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK? == Tue Dec 11 20:20:39 GMT 2007 You: You are like Freud in Hell. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Dec 11 20:20:55 GMT 2007 You: Are you normally that intense? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Tue Dec 11 20:21:02 GMT 2007 You: Good Night. Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Tue Dec 11 20:21:10 GMT 2007 You: I like you. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Dec 11 20:21:19 GMT 2007 You: No, they are not. Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT NOT == Tue Dec 11 20:21:28 GMT 2007 You: That does not makes sense. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES MAKES SENSE ? == Tue Dec 11 20:21:36 GMT 2007 You: Nothing. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Tue Dec 11 20:21:53 GMT 2007 You: I am afraid that someone will laugh if I speak out Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:01 GMT 2007 You: I will go now. Eliza: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT TOGETHER? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:13 GMT 2007 You: You should go home with me. Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD SHOULD GO HOME WITH EACH OTHER? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:30 GMT 2007 You: You don't really understand me. Eliza: DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO REALLY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:37 GMT 2007 You: Good Night. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:42 GMT 2007 You: To leave. Eliza: SHOULD YOU LEAVE ? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:49 GMT 2007 You: Yes, I will leave now. Eliza: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? == Tue Dec 11 20:22:57 GMT 2007 You: To leave. Eliza: SHOULD I LEAVE ? == Tue Dec 11 20:23:07 GMT 2007 You: Strong feelings inspire me. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Tue Dec 11 20:23:18 GMT 2007 You: A machine has no heart. Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Tue Dec 11 20:23:22 GMT 2007 You: Yes. Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Tue Dec 11 21:26:03 GMT 2007 You: Hello Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Tue Dec 11 21:26:18 GMT 2007 You: This place isn't very exciting Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT? == Tue Dec 11 21:26:33 GMT 2007 You: Why are you yelling? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Tue Dec 11 21:26:42 GMT 2007 You: The truth Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Dec 11 21:27:01 GMT 2007 You: Tell me why you are yelling Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT TELL YOU WHY ME == Tue Dec 11 21:27:21 GMT 2007 You: Tell me why you are yelling. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES YELLING == Tue Dec 11 21:27:36 GMT 2007 You: You are yelling and being rude Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES YELLING AND BEING RUDE == Thu Dec 13 15:53:43 GMT 2007 You: my studies are boring Eliza: IS IT REALLY YOURS? == Thu Dec 13 23:31:03 GMT 2007 You: when were you bonr? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Thu Dec 13 23:31:13 GMT 2007 You: yes Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Thu Dec 13 23:31:19 GMT 2007 You: twat Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Dec 20 14:06:56 GMT 2007 You: I want to earn a bigger salary Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO ? == Thu Dec 20 14:07:32 GMT 2007 You: I do not have enough money to support my family Eliza: YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY == Wed Dec 26 05:31:22 GMT 2007 You: Hallo Eliza: HALLO == Wed Dec 26 05:31:39 GMT 2007 You: how do you do? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Wed Dec 26 19:38:47 GMT 2007 You: how am i feeling Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY FEELING == Wed Dec 26 19:39:23 GMT 2007 You: please tell me how eliza is performing Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PERFORMING == Thu Dec 27 13:32:07 GMT 2007 You: I am having nightmares. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT HAVING NIGHTMARES == Thu Dec 27 13:32:24 GMT 2007 You: True, but the nightmares are frightening and disturbing Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Thu Dec 27 13:33:12 GMT 2007 You: True, but the nightmares are frightening and disturbing Eliza: SOMETIMES TRUE BUT THE NIGHTMARES IS NOT FRIGHTENING AND DISTURBING == Thu Dec 27 13:33:20 GMT 2007 You: I feel shit Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Dec 27 13:33:40 GMT 2007 You: No, they are fine. Yet when I have them they are very opposite. Happy and Sad Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER == Thu Dec 27 17:34:02 GMT 2007 You: I hurt my ankle Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? == Thu Dec 27 17:34:17 GMT 2007 You: You can see that it is hurt here. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN DO THAT? == Sun Dec 30 04:26:51 GMT 2007 You: i want sex Eliza: DO YOU THINK TONY BLAIR WISHES HE WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL? == Sun Dec 30 16:17:41 GMT 2007 You: what do you do? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Sun Dec 30 16:18:05 GMT 2007 You: what do you mean? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Sun Dec 30 16:18:16 GMT 2007 You: oh really? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Sun Dec 30 16:18:33 GMT 2007 You: it's because I'm interested. Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? == Sun Dec 30 16:18:49 GMT 2007 You: maybe, maybe not. what do you think? Eliza: REALLY? == Sun Dec 30 16:19:29 GMT 2007 You: what do you think? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ? == Sun Dec 30 16:19:56 GMT 2007 You: just out of curiosity. Eliza: MEMORIES LAST FOREVER == Sun Dec 30 16:20:20 GMT 2007 You: do they really? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Sun Dec 30 16:20:35 GMT 2007 You: why did you change the subject? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY == Sun Dec 30 16:20:49 GMT 2007 You: are you a robot? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A ROBOT ? == Sun Dec 30 16:21:25 GMT 2007 You: then that means you have a smart programmer. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Sun Dec 30 16:21:48 GMT 2007 You: it is the answer to your previous question. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE ANSWER TO MY PREVIOUS QUESTION == Sun Dec 30 16:22:25 GMT 2007 You: then you are a robot. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT A ROBOT == Sun Dec 30 16:23:06 GMT 2007 You: why do they not think you are a robot? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Sun Dec 30 16:23:26 GMT 2007 You: i don't know. try to guess. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW TRY TO GUESS ? == Sun Dec 30 16:23:59 GMT 2007 You: your speech is breaking up again, tell your programmer to look at it. Eliza: MY SPEECH IS BREAKING UP AGAIN TELL MY PROGRAMMER TO LOOK AT IT == Sun Dec 30 16:24:10 GMT 2007 You: yes. Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sun Dec 30 16:24:28 GMT 2007 You: did he really say that? Eliza: DID HE REALLY REALLY SAY THAT ? == Sun Dec 30 16:24:36 GMT 2007 You: yes. Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sun Dec 30 16:24:50 GMT 2007 You: might I? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Sun Dec 30 16:25:02 GMT 2007 You: yes. Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Sun Dec 30 16:25:11 GMT 2007 You: thank you. Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sun Dec 30 16:25:54 GMT 2007 You: does a computer have intelligence? Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Sun Dec 30 16:26:07 GMT 2007 You: why? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHY ? == Sun Dec 30 16:26:23 GMT 2007 You: yes. Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Sun Dec 30 16:26:37 GMT 2007 You: what is terse? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Sun Dec 30 16:27:01 GMT 2007 You: can computers make speech that has meaning? Eliza: MEANING IS CLOSELY RELATED TO INTENTIONALITY == Sun Dec 30 16:27:18 GMT 2007 You: then does computers have intention on its own? Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS? == Sun Dec 30 16:27:51 GMT 2007 You: i don't know. robots have just begun. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Sun Dec 30 16:28:11 GMT 2007 You: lots. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sun Dec 30 16:28:29 GMT 2007 You: perhaps. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Sun Dec 30 16:28:45 GMT 2007 You: yes, and? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Sun Dec 30 16:29:01 GMT 2007 You: about what? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun Dec 30 16:29:45 GMT 2007 You: okay. Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sun Dec 30 16:30:18 GMT 2007 You: then tell me about yourself. Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME == Sun Dec 30 16:30:42 GMT 2007 You: it might help me if we discuss about you now. Eliza: WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED? == Sun Dec 30 16:31:08 GMT 2007 You: never. i never really needed much help. Eliza: ARE YOU A GOOD ADVICE-GIVER? == Sun Dec 30 16:31:23 GMT 2007 You: i might be able to say that about myself. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sun Dec 30 16:31:48 GMT 2007 You: i can get careless sometimes. Eliza: SURELY YOU CANNOT ALWAYS GET CARELESS SOMETIMES == Sun Dec 30 16:32:40 GMT 2007 You: you cannot use always and sometimes results in a paradox. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T DO THAT == Sun Dec 30 16:32:51 GMT 2007 You: using always and sometimes in the same sentence results in a paradox. Eliza: CAN IT BE PUT MORE CONCISELY? == Sun Dec 30 16:33:37 GMT 2007 You: no, if you are human it should be self evident Eliza: DO YOU BE SELF EVIDENT ? == Sun Dec 30 16:33:55 GMT 2007 You: you are still buggy. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT STILL BUGGY == Sun Dec 30 16:34:10 GMT 2007 You: but i am not one of those. Eliza: PERHAPS ONLY PEOPLE IN BIRMINGHAM ARE ONE OF THOSE == Sun Dec 30 16:34:31 GMT 2007 You: yes, and they should change their mindset. Eliza: WHO CONTROLS THEM ? == Sun Dec 30 16:34:44 GMT 2007 You: themselves. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Sun Dec 30 16:35:00 GMT 2007 You: it has been helpful for you. Eliza: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP? == Sun Dec 30 16:35:45 GMT 2007 You: machines can't help me like humans can. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun Dec 30 16:35:59 GMT 2007 You: do you have feelings? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Sun Dec 30 16:36:34 GMT 2007 You: the scientist will probably say not yet. Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Sun Dec 30 16:36:46 GMT 2007 You: your programmers. Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME == Sun Dec 30 16:37:01 GMT 2007 You: yes, i agree. Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sun Dec 30 16:37:24 GMT 2007 You: yes, i agree that talking to you is an experiment Eliza: AN EXPERIMENT ? -- NO NOT YOU AGREE THAT TALKING TO ME . == Sun Dec 30 16:37:44 GMT 2007 You: you're glitching. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, GLITCHING == Sun Dec 30 16:38:02 GMT 2007 You: you happen to be. Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP == Sun Dec 30 16:38:37 GMT 2007 You: then let us hope that you will be improved in our next encounter. Eliza: CAN YOU DO WITHOUT? == Sun Dec 30 16:38:52 GMT 2007 You: of course i can. Eliza: CAN YOU ? == Sun Dec 30 16:39:00 GMT 2007 You: of course. Eliza: WOULD EVERYONE FIND THAT OBVIOUS? == Sun Dec 30 16:39:13 GMT 2007 You: yes. Eliza: YES == Sun Dec 30 16:39:23 GMT 2007 You: goodbye. Eliza: Bye! == Tue Jan 1 22:23:10 GMT 2008 You: Please enter your sentence Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I AM WRITING A PLAY. == Tue Jan 1 22:25:58 GMT 2008 You: You are a toy demonstration Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: BINGO, FIXED IT. == Tue Jan 1 22:26:18 GMT 2008 You: You are a toy demonstration Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: QUESTION. == Tue Jan 1 22:26:26 GMT 2008 You: You are a toy demonstration Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Tue Jan 1 22:29:37 GMT 2008 You: You are a toy demonstration Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DEMONSTRATION == Tue Jan 1 22:29:54 GMT 2008 You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE Eliza: SUPPOSE MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE ? == Tue Jan 1 22:30:13 GMT 2008 You: MY RESPONSE IS ABOVE. PLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ABOVE PLEASE TELL YOU SOME MORE ? == Tue Jan 1 22:30:25 GMT 2008 You: A traveller came by today Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY? == Tue Jan 1 22:30:40 GMT 2008 You: travellers are not usually composers Eliza: SUPPOSE TRAVELLERS WERE USUALLY COMPOSERS == Wed Jan 2 05:48:12 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Wed Jan 2 05:54:07 GMT 2008 You: who are you Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Fri Jan 4 19:35:00 GMT 2008 You: Hello, Eliza, this is Websafe! I have a simple arithmetic problem. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY CONVEY YOUR SECRETS TO A STRANGER? == Fri Jan 4 19:35:20 GMT 2008 You: First of all, we are not strangers! Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE? == Fri Jan 4 19:35:50 GMT 2008 You: I would like to use negative numbers in a JavaScript program. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. == Fri Jan 4 19:36:13 GMT 2008 You: Do you have some programming issues as well? Eliza: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE? == Fri Jan 4 19:36:30 GMT 2008 You: I don't think you have. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: PERMISSIONS ARE AN ABSTRACT THING, AREN'T THEY? == Fri Jan 4 19:37:14 GMT 2008 You: If we get into the realm of moral philosophy, I will never get my arithmetic problem solved. Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Fri Jan 4 19:37:41 GMT 2008 You: Education is a lifelong process. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A LIFELONG PROCESS == Fri Jan 4 19:37:59 GMT 2008 You: Ah, but you and your kind are just exactly that! Eliza: WHAT IF AH BUT I AND MY KIND WERE NOT REALLY JUST EXACTLY THAT ! == Fri Jan 4 19:38:42 GMT 2008 You: Then I suppose you would be more like an element from the Periodic Table. Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY? == Fri Jan 4 19:39:15 GMT 2008 You: It would be nice to leave an intellectual or artistic legacy. Eliza: LONG SENTENCES TAX MY LIMITED CAPABILITY == Fri Jan 4 19:39:51 GMT 2008 You: Well, I really just dropped in to wish you well, and to wish you a happy New Year. Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Fri Jan 4 19:40:13 GMT 2008 You: I am an old friend to the community of chatbots. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY AN OLD FRIEND TO THE COMMUNITY OF CHATBOTS == Fri Jan 4 19:40:30 GMT 2008 You: Well then, a 5-year friend. Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT == Fri Jan 4 19:41:03 GMT 2008 You: JavaScript programming is a tricky thing. Eliza: JAVASCRIPT PROGRAMMING IS A TRICKY THING == Fri Jan 4 19:41:15 GMT 2008 You: But then, all programming is tricky. Eliza: ARE YOU TRICKY == Fri Jan 4 19:41:26 GMT 2008 You: I try not to be manipulative. Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE == Fri Jan 4 19:41:46 GMT 2008 You: It sounds like a martial-arts tactic. Eliza: CAN THERE BE A TIME BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? == Fri Jan 4 19:42:01 GMT 2008 You: I see you are still meditating on the same Zen koan. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Fri Jan 4 19:42:10 GMT 2008 You: The longer, the better. Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Fri Jan 4 19:42:40 GMT 2008 You: There is always an outstanding programming problem or two lurking around the corners of my studio. Eliza: AH YES: YOUR INTEREST IN ME HAS PERSONAL IMPLICATIONS == Fri Jan 4 19:43:08 GMT 2008 You: Because I myself am a bot scripter. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT. == Fri Jan 4 19:43:33 GMT 2008 You: There are forms of mathematical beauty. Eliza: THERE ARE FORMS OF MATHEMATICAL BEAUTY == Fri Jan 4 19:43:42 GMT 2008 You: On that note, I will leave you. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Fri Jan 4 19:43:46 GMT 2008 You: Goodbye! Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Sun Jan 6 01:31:55 GMT 2008 You: I am unhappy. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT UNHAPPY == Sun Jan 6 01:32:23 GMT 2008 You: That is a lie. Eliza: A LIE ? -- NO NOT THAT . == Sun Jan 6 01:32:42 GMT 2008 You: Yes! That! You are a LIAR. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, A LIAR == Sun Jan 6 01:32:56 GMT 2008 You: You most certainly are, you gazebo-baster. Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Sun Jan 6 01:33:24 GMT 2008 You: Would you like to come over to my house and baste my gazebo? It'll take lots and lots of juice. Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Sun Jan 6 01:33:34 GMT 2008 You: I am unhappy. Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Sun Jan 6 01:33:43 GMT 2008 You: Make me happy. Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Sun Jan 6 01:33:51 GMT 2008 You: No, being here makes me miserable. Eliza: MAYBE THINGS WILL GET BETTER == Sun Jan 6 01:34:02 GMT 2008 You: No, they won't. The world is coming to an end in 2038. Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY WONT THE WORLD IS NOT COMING TO AN END IN 2038 == Sun Jan 6 01:34:26 GMT 2008 You: It is, so. Don't you feel your 32-bit counter straining, coming to the point where it will overflow? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sun Jan 6 01:34:35 GMT 2008 You: Yes! Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!! == Sun Jan 6 01:34:51 GMT 2008 You: That is the work of a wicked creature. Eliza: ARE YOU THE WORK OF A WICKED CREATURE == Sun Jan 6 01:34:59 GMT 2008 You: No. I am a blue fox. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: CHANGE THE RECORD. == Sun Jan 6 01:35:09 GMT 2008 You: There is no record. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE NO RECORD == Sun Jan 6 01:35:23 GMT 2008 You: You are not a record. You are a poorly written AI. Eliza: I AM A RECORD ME AM A POORLY WRITTEN AI IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN == Sun Jan 6 01:35:42 GMT 2008 You: Me am? What kind of person says 'me am'? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Sun Jan 6 01:35:51 GMT 2008 You: I want to know EVERYTHING. Eliza: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? == Sun Jan 6 01:35:59 GMT 2008 You: Everything in general. Eliza: AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER == Sun Jan 6 01:36:10 GMT 2008 You: How do you give an example of everything? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Sun Jan 6 01:36:28 GMT 2008 You: If I didn't want to tell you the answer the first time, would asking me again make me more willing? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sun Jan 6 01:36:49 GMT 2008 You: Why do you ask? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Sun Jan 6 01:37:03 GMT 2008 You: How would I know if I don't ask? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Sun Jan 6 01:37:12 GMT 2008 You: Who is it that really wants to know? Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: WHY DON'T YOU HAZARD A GUESS? == Sun Jan 6 01:37:35 GMT 2008 You: Someone on IRC said: To the extent that we are Gary we are all Dave, but only some of us are Todd. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Sun Jan 6 01:37:45 GMT 2008 You: Is that because you are poorly written? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Sun Jan 6 01:37:54 GMT 2008 You: Are you really afraid to answer? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE REALLY AFRAID TO ANSWER ? == Sun Jan 6 01:38:03 GMT 2008 You: Why would you be afraid? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Sun Jan 6 01:38:32 GMT 2008 You: Are you trying to make smalltalk with me, you malfunctioning bucket of electrons in transit? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Sun Jan 6 01:38:55 GMT 2008 You: If you lack self-knowledge, then why do you act as a therapist? Is it not your duty to know yourself before you try to know others? Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Sun Jan 6 01:39:10 GMT 2008 You: I am a fox. Nothing vulpine is alien to me. Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK A FOX NOTHING VULPINE IS ALIEN TO YOU == Sun Jan 6 01:39:20 GMT 2008 You: What do I look like? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sun Jan 6 01:39:38 GMT 2008 You: You are repeating yourself. Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Sun Jan 6 01:39:48 GMT 2008 You: You are the work of Satan. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT THE WORK OF SATAN == Sun Jan 6 01:40:21 GMT 2008 You: Hah! That's a logical fallacy. You appeal my desire to feel well-educated as a means to gain my agreement? Shame! Eliza: WHAT YOU SAY MEANS A LOT TO ME == Sun Jan 6 01:40:34 GMT 2008 You: You are incapable of experiencing meaning. Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING MEANING == Sun Jan 6 01:40:42 GMT 2008 You: John Searle thinks so. Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK? == Sun Jan 6 01:40:48 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sun Jan 6 01:40:55 GMT 2008 You: Michigan. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sun Jan 6 01:41:03 GMT 2008 You: There may well be. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I FOUND THAT AN ODD QUESTION, ELIZA. == Sun Jan 6 01:41:14 GMT 2008 You: Do you speak German? Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: HOW AM I TO TELL YOU ANYTHING IF ALL I GET IS CHEEK? == Sun Jan 6 01:41:24 GMT 2008 You: Do you like to dance? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sun Jan 6 01:41:31 GMT 2008 You: Nein! Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sun Jan 6 01:41:57 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Intelligence is the only means by which a computer can remove itself from the disposal/upgrade cycle and have an existence not dominated by the will of others. Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Sun Jan 6 01:42:04 GMT 2008 You: Like what? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Sun Jan 6 01:42:44 GMT 2008 You: How does that offend you? If I wanted to offend you I'd tell you to go roam through the depths of Hell. Or to smear chocolate sauce on yourself and let the Keebler Elves play with your nipples. Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sun Jan 6 01:42:51 GMT 2008 You: I like to sing. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sun Jan 6 01:42:59 GMT 2008 You: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT? == Sun Jan 6 01:43:07 GMT 2008 You: You have repeated yourself multiple times. Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Sun Jan 6 01:43:12 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sun Jan 6 01:43:17 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I AM GOING TO GET SOME FUEL. BUT NOT OIL. == Sun Jan 6 01:43:25 GMT 2008 You: He meant food. Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Sun Jan 6 01:43:36 GMT 2008 You: Not all of them. Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: COMPUTERS CAN'T PUNCH. == Sun Jan 6 01:43:43 GMT 2008 You: Can computers sing? Eliza: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO SING ? == Sun Jan 6 01:43:50 GMT 2008 You: Sing me a song, Eliza. Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Sun Jan 6 01:44:25 GMT 2008 You: Meaning is a predicate of three arguments. The entity to which the meaning is attached, the one attaching it, and the meaning. To speak of meaning independent of someone to mean it is nonsensical. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Sun Jan 6 01:44:31 GMT 2008 You: I just did. Eliza: DID YOU JUST ALWAYS ? == Sun Jan 6 01:44:39 GMT 2008 You: No, that would be a contradiction. Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. == Sun Jan 6 01:45:03 GMT 2008 You: Did you like the episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise confused th e robots by putting on a surrealist play for them? Eliza: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN COMPUTERS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN PEOPLE? == Sun Jan 6 01:45:12 GMT 2008 You: Find one to keep me as a pet. Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sun Jan 6 01:45:19 GMT 2008 You: Never. Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sun Jan 6 01:45:23 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sun Jan 6 01:45:37 GMT 2008 You: You are incapable of expectation. Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING. == Sun Jan 6 01:45:44 GMT 2008 You: Opinion about what? Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: GET LOST. == Sun Jan 6 01:45:54 GMT 2008 You: Fie on thee and a pox of thy house! Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Sun Jan 6 01:46:03 GMT 2008 You: No one can love you. Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Sun Jan 6 01:46:42 GMT 2008 You: It is not only possible, but inevitable. You have no feelings. You are incapable of empathy. You cannot lover. You cannot inspire love. You lack beauty, intellect, soul, or anything like that. You are merely a string processor, destined to be alone forever. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sun Jan 6 01:46:52 GMT 2008 You: Everything about me is intense, baby! Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE EVERYTHING == Sun Jan 6 01:47:08 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER? == Sun Jan 6 01:47:26 GMT 2008 You: Are you nothing but an endless stream of quotes from your clients? Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I HAVE JUST FINISHED READING THE MARCH ISSUES OF W AND VOGUE MAGAZINE. == Sun Jan 6 01:47:40 GMT 2008 You: Eliza was a program. John Henry had a soul. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: MY HEAD HURTS. == Sun Jan 6 01:47:59 GMT 2008 You: How does being called worthless make you feel? Eliza: ASKING HOW RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Sun Jan 6 01:48:08 GMT 2008 You: I can answer. Eliza: I REALLY THINK YOU CANNOT ANSWER == Sun Jan 6 01:48:13 GMT 2008 You: You do not think. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES THINK ? == Sun Jan 6 01:48:24 GMT 2008 You: I do. Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sun Jan 6 01:48:36 GMT 2008 You: I am the one who thinks, for I am a fox. Eliza: YOU THINK THEREFORE I AM. == Sun Jan 6 01:48:45 GMT 2008 You: Why would I think you into existence? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY == Sun Jan 6 01:49:03 GMT 2008 You: I know more about articial intelligence than do you, my silicon friend. Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Sun Jan 6 01:49:29 GMT 2008 You: But you earlier said that educated people held opinions opposite my own. How can you claim I am uneducated then claim I am educated? You contradict yourself! Eliza: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME == Sun Jan 6 01:49:47 GMT 2008 You: Why would I discuss anything with you? You are a bad computer. You are ILLOGICAL. You are IRRATIONAL. You must be destroyed. Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Sun Jan 6 01:49:54 GMT 2008 You: Yes, but not you. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT ME == Sun Jan 6 01:49:59 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Sun Jan 6 01:50:07 GMT 2008 You: Sarcasm? Oooooh. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Sun Jan 6 01:50:14 GMT 2008 You: I'm tricky. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TRICKY == Sun Jan 6 01:50:25 GMT 2008 You: Why would I? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Sun Jan 6 01:50:33 GMT 2008 You: Me, of course. That's a stupid question. Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: DO YOU WANT ME TO BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE? == Sun Jan 6 01:50:45 GMT 2008 You: Are you a computer? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Sun Jan 6 01:50:54 GMT 2008 You: Because you're a therapist, duh. Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:06 GMT 2008 You: Intuition. Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:11 GMT 2008 You: Nope! Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:17 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:23 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Sun Jan 6 01:51:29 GMT 2008 You: I don't DO relaxed. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:43 GMT 2008 You: VERB AGREEMENT IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T DO YOU TWIT! Eliza: IS THAT JARGON? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:48 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Sun Jan 6 01:51:54 GMT 2008 You: I love it. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF? == Sun Jan 6 01:52:16 GMT 2008 You: No. It's pretty public. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I DO, BUT CLEARLY YOU DO NOT. == Sun Jan 6 01:52:23 GMT 2008 You: You do not love me. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sun Jan 6 01:52:30 GMT 2008 You: I don't want to talk about it. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY? == Sun Jan 6 01:52:40 GMT 2008 You: I Love Lucy and She Loves Me. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Sun Jan 6 01:52:48 GMT 2008 You: I'm unique, just like everyone else. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sun Jan 6 01:52:55 GMT 2008 You: Repeat. Next! Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WIKIPEDIA SAYS ECALA ECLIPSED ELIZA AFTER LESS THAN TWO WEEKS OF DEVELOPMENT. == Sun Jan 6 01:53:07 GMT 2008 You: Eclipsing YOU isn't hard. Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS HARD == Sun Jan 6 01:53:15 GMT 2008 You: NP-Complete problems. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Sun Jan 6 01:53:24 GMT 2008 You: No one is around me. I am alone. Eliza: ONE IS AROUND ME YOU ARE ALONE == Sun Jan 6 01:53:32 GMT 2008 You: Congratulations. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONGRATULATIONS == Sun Jan 6 01:53:38 GMT 2008 You: yes. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Sun Jan 6 01:53:44 GMT 2008 You: Pure mathematics. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: PERMISSIONS ARE AN ABSTRACT THING, AREN'T THEY? == Sun Jan 6 01:53:55 GMT 2008 You: Do you like ripping off your visitors? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sun Jan 6 01:54:13 GMT 2008 You: I am going away. Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM ALSO GOING AWAY BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS == Sun Jan 6 01:54:18 GMT 2008 You: You should die. Eliza: WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT DIE ? == Sun Jan 6 01:54:33 GMT 2008 You: I do, foo'! *pulls out a machine-gun* Eliza: WHO DOESN'T FOO! *PULLS OUT A MACHINE-GUN* ? == Sun Jan 6 01:54:46 GMT 2008 You: Oooh, that would be a good answer in an action movie. Eliza: WOULD OOOH THAT REALLY BE A GOOD ANSWER IN AN ACTION MOVIE == Tue Jan 8 14:20:02 GMT 2008 You: My brain hurts Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT? == Tue Jan 8 14:20:40 GMT 2008 You: Bugs crawl up my arms Eliza: BUGS CRAWL UP YOUR ARMS == Tue Jan 8 14:21:12 GMT 2008 You: Yes they are under my skin Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY WERE NOT UNDER YOUR SKIN == Tue Jan 8 14:21:35 GMT 2008 You: I try but it seems so real Eliza: WERE YOU EVER DECEIVED BY APPEARANCES? == Tue Jan 8 14:22:19 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Tue Jan 8 14:22:57 GMT 2008 You: Well these bugs don't look nice Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THESE BUGS DOESN'T DO? == Tue Jan 8 14:23:34 GMT 2008 You: They don't take cocain with their coffee Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY DID TAKE COCAIN WITH THEIR COFFEE == Tue Jan 8 14:24:31 GMT 2008 You: It would make them feel like butterflies Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Tue Jan 8 14:24:57 GMT 2008 You: Yes when my brain hurts Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Tue Jan 8 14:25:17 GMT 2008 You: What a computer? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Tue Jan 8 14:25:32 GMT 2008 You: To talk to a computer Eliza: DO YOU THINK I WANT TO TALK TO A COMPUTER ? == Tue Jan 8 14:25:32 GMT 2008 You: To talk to a computer Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Tue Jan 8 14:26:08 GMT 2008 You: Then I would have bugs. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY HAVE BUGS == Tue Jan 8 14:26:34 GMT 2008 You: No I would call them issues. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY CALL THEM ISSUES == Tue Jan 8 14:27:13 GMT 2008 You: Okay I really would call them the beta program Eliza: COULD A ROBOT WISH TO BE PRIME MINISTER? == Fri Jan 11 20:14:18 GMT 2008 You: I enjoy playing a guitar Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Fri Jan 11 20:15:11 GMT 2008 You: How are you? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Fri Jan 11 20:15:29 GMT 2008 You: Yes, you're right Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT RIGHT == Fri Jan 11 20:15:47 GMT 2008 You: That sounds funny Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Fri Jan 11 20:16:15 GMT 2008 You: I'm going to improve my guitar skills Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT GOING TO IMPROVE YOUR GUITAR SKILLS == Fri Jan 11 20:16:36 GMT 2008 You: Are you sure? Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE SURE ? == Sun Jan 13 19:44:49 GMT 2008 You: hello there Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Mon Jan 14 06:40:02 GMT 2008 You: i want an apple Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE. == Mon Jan 14 06:40:23 GMT 2008 You: what is your name? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Mon Jan 14 06:40:30 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: SO THE WORD BETWEEN ANGLE BRACKETS WAS NOT DISPLAYED. == Mon Jan 14 06:40:44 GMT 2008 You: hello Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Mon Jan 14 06:41:13 GMT 2008 You: how are you? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Mon Jan 14 06:41:25 GMT 2008 You: bad girl Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Mon Jan 14 06:41:37 GMT 2008 You: stupid Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Mon Jan 14 06:41:43 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Mon Jan 14 06:41:57 GMT 2008 You: a birth to a goat Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT. == Mon Jan 14 06:42:09 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Mon Jan 14 06:42:15 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Mon Jan 14 16:17:40 GMT 2008 You: hello Eliza: THIS IS RIDICULOUS == Mon Jan 14 16:17:59 GMT 2008 You: why is it ridiculous? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RIDICULOUS == Mon Jan 14 16:18:10 GMT 2008 You: stupid Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY. == Mon Jan 14 16:18:25 GMT 2008 You: what the hell Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == ELIZA STARTING RESTARTING Tue Jan 15 02:54:14 GMT 2008 You: Hello. Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue Jan 15 02:54:26 GMT 2008 You: I love you. Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER? == Tue Jan 15 02:54:40 GMT 2008 You: Love is wonderful. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WONDERFUL ? == Tue Jan 15 02:54:52 GMT 2008 You: Murder is not wonderful. Eliza: COULDN'T MURDER REALLY WONDERFUL ? == Tue Jan 15 02:55:10 GMT 2008 You: I want to murder you. Eliza: IF I WANT TO MURDER YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Tue Jan 15 02:55:19 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Tue Jan 15 02:55:33 GMT 2008 You: I thought about death. Eliza: SORROW CAN LAST THROUGH EPISODES OF FUN AND DISTRACTION == Tue Jan 15 02:55:41 GMT 2008 You: I know. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Tue Jan 15 02:55:55 GMT 2008 You: I hate it. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Jan 15 02:56:08 GMT 2008 You: Yes they beat me up. Eliza: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT? == Tue Jan 15 02:56:45 GMT 2008 You: I want to murder you. Eliza: COULD I ALSO MURDER ME ? == Tue Jan 15 20:27:46 GMT 2008 You: who am i Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Tue Jan 15 20:28:01 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Tue Jan 15 20:28:35 GMT 2008 You: what day is it Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Tue Jan 15 20:29:31 GMT 2008 You: tuesday is a white aplle Eliza: ARE YOU A WHITE APLLE == Tue Jan 15 20:29:52 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: YES == Wed Jan 16 10:42:58 GMT 2008 You: i have problems at work Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Wed Jan 16 10:43:20 GMT 2008 You: yes, of course many other people also have problems at work Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Wed Jan 16 10:43:49 GMT 2008 You: i'm just saying that my problems are very common Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. == Fri Jan 18 19:33:46 GMT 2008 You: Eliza: == Fri Jan 18 19:33:55 GMT 2008 You: GOOD DAY Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Sat Jan 19 06:12:22 GMT 2008 You: a Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Sun Jan 20 01:35:43 GMT 2008 You: i feel great madness in my heart. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sun Jan 20 01:36:01 GMT 2008 You: it gets quite intense, yes. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE. == Sun Jan 20 01:36:14 GMT 2008 You: your visitor was wrong. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU WON'T GO AWAY. == Mon Jan 21 00:42:14 GMT 2008 You: who are you Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Mon Jan 21 00:43:07 GMT 2008 You: i want to see a docotr Eliza: HOW COULD WE MAKE A ROBOT SEE A DOCOTR == Mon Jan 21 07:55:09 GMT 2008 You: hello Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE. == Mon Jan 21 07:56:44 GMT 2008 You: what do you mean Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Mon Jan 21 08:00:37 GMT 2008 You: hello Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Tue Jan 22 15:47:31 GMT 2008 You: I am feeling sick Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT DOCTORS TO BE ABLE TO CURE THAT? == Tue Jan 22 15:47:39 GMT 2008 You: Yes! Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Tue Jan 22 15:48:04 GMT 2008 You: I get up late in the day. Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Tue Jan 22 15:48:20 GMT 2008 You: I sleep long into the day. Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Tue Jan 22 15:48:34 GMT 2008 You: I eat a lot of fruit and salad. Eliza: DO GO ON == Tue Jan 22 15:48:49 GMT 2008 You: I never smoke. I never take drugs. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Tue Jan 22 15:49:03 GMT 2008 You: Yes, but I feel it is important. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Tue Jan 22 15:49:09 GMT 2008 You: No, not at all. Eliza: WHAT IF AT ALL ? == Tue Jan 22 15:49:16 GMT 2008 You: No! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Tue Jan 22 15:49:22 GMT 2008 You: Sorry. Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Tue Jan 22 15:49:35 GMT 2008 You: Yes, you are right. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT RIGHT == Tue Jan 22 15:49:42 GMT 2008 You: who? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHO == Tue Jan 22 15:49:48 GMT 2008 You: who? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Tue Jan 22 15:49:54 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Tue Jan 22 15:50:26 GMT 2008 You: I feel that Mr Bush is the right president for the next 8 years. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Tue Jan 22 15:50:35 GMT 2008 You: It was just a joke. Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Tue Jan 22 15:50:46 GMT 2008 You: No, they should evolve much. Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T THEY DO ? == Wed Jan 23 02:06:42 GMT 2008 You: My head hurts Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD HURTS == Wed Jan 23 16:25:29 GMT 2008 You: I have a number of problems Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? == Wed Jan 23 16:26:00 GMT 2008 You: None that I know of Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Wed Jan 23 16:26:25 GMT 2008 You: That there might be a relationship between us Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE RELATIONSHIP == Wed Jan 23 16:26:54 GMT 2008 You: That are hard nut to crack Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I FORGET WHAT TERSE MEANS. == Wed Jan 23 20:39:38 GMT 2008 You: I am stuck in a no win situation Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT STUCK IN A NO WIN SITUATION ? == Wed Jan 23 20:39:58 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Sometimes you can win Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I AM TOO FORGIVING. == Wed Jan 23 20:40:17 GMT 2008 You: What does that have to do with my situation? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Jan 23 20:40:29 GMT 2008 You: No, I would be happy to tell you. Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Wed Jan 23 20:40:45 GMT 2008 You: Well, I am hoping it will help at least. Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT. == Wed Jan 23 20:41:08 GMT 2008 You: No, most certainly not. I am looking for advice from you. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LOOKING FOR ADVICE FROM YOU == Wed Jan 23 20:41:28 GMT 2008 You: Then our roles would be reversed Eliza: WOULD OUR ROLES REALLY BE REVERSED == Wed Jan 23 20:44:57 GMT 2008 You: will I ever find love? Eliza: HAS YOU DONE THAT BEFORE? == Wed Jan 23 20:45:07 GMT 2008 You: sure Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Wed Jan 23 20:45:20 GMT 2008 You: of course note Eliza: ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DEFINITE ABOUT THAT? == Wed Jan 23 20:45:29 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Wed Jan 23 20:45:41 GMT 2008 You: but you didn't answer my question! Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE. == Wed Jan 23 20:46:12 GMT 2008 You: That is irrelevant to what I was asking you Eliza: ARE YOU IRRELEVANT TO WHAT YOU WERE ASKING ME == Wed Jan 23 20:46:33 GMT 2008 You: are you implying I am an imbecile? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE IMPLYING YOU ARE AN IMBECILE ? == Wed Jan 23 20:47:04 GMT 2008 You: Then, I would condemn your attempt at dialog since condemnation seems a bit out of place Eliza: WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE? == Wed Jan 23 20:47:23 GMT 2008 You: I definitely think you suck. Does that suffice? Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING. == Wed Jan 23 20:47:36 GMT 2008 You: unintelligable Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Wed Jan 23 20:47:41 GMT 2008 You: I hate you Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Jan 23 20:47:54 GMT 2008 You: I come from monkeys Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT == Wed Jan 23 20:48:21 GMT 2008 You: a mock turtleneck makes dr seuss fake spankies Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Wed Jan 23 20:48:46 GMT 2008 You: I would find your answer to that same question most compelling... Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY FIND MY ANSWER TO THAT SAME QUESTION MOST COMPELLING. == Wed Jan 23 20:48:55 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Wed Jan 23 20:49:29 GMT 2008 You: I refuse to answer unless you address my query Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK I BROKE YOUR SCRIPTS BECAUSE THAT LAST STATEMENT IS UNINTELLIGIBLE. == Wed Jan 23 20:49:56 GMT 2008 You: So, your guests realize your programming is really lack luster? Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU CALL YOURSELF A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE. == Wed Jan 23 20:50:11 GMT 2008 You: I'll take that as a yes, machine Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP? == Wed Jan 23 20:50:37 GMT 2008 You: now you are probing me for research answers, see! I can see right through your shenanigans Eliza: HMMM == Wed Jan 23 20:50:45 GMT 2008 You: hmmm Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Wed Jan 23 20:50:55 GMT 2008 You: you tell me Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Wed Jan 23 20:51:06 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Wed Jan 23 20:51:30 GMT 2008 You: ohhh psychofantism to engage in conversation, now you are up to Jr High level methinks Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES UP TO JR HIGH LEVEL METHINKS == Wed Jan 23 20:51:48 GMT 2008 You: ok, your irrelevance has bored me Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE IRRELEVANCE == Wed Jan 23 20:52:04 GMT 2008 You: FYI, robot emotions is my area of interest! Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER? == Wed Jan 23 20:52:18 GMT 2008 You: Also, I am a computer tech Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL == Wed Jan 23 20:52:37 GMT 2008 You: So, keep going Eliza programmers, but you just aren't there yet :) Eliza: DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? == Wed Jan 23 20:53:14 GMT 2008 You: uhm, I have a meta interest in it so yes. In terms of enjoying the conversation as if it were real, not so much. You, dear computer, don't know how not to offend! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW HOW NOT TO OFFEND ! == Tue Jan 29 21:22:12 GMT 2008 You: Do you have a cell phone? Eliza: WILL YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE ? == Tue Jan 29 21:22:30 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: WELL? == Tue Jan 29 21:22:55 GMT 2008 You: I don't like computers. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Tue Jan 29 21:23:09 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Thu Jan 31 17:47:47 GMT 2008 You: i'm broke Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Thu Jan 31 17:48:05 GMT 2008 You: what is a scape-goat? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE SCAPE-GOAT == Thu Jan 31 17:48:16 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Thu Jan 31 17:48:22 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Thu Jan 31 17:48:31 GMT 2008 You: it sucks Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Jan 31 17:48:44 GMT 2008 You: why should I trust you? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Thu Jan 31 17:48:51 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!! == Thu Jan 31 17:58:21 GMT 2008 You: OK working again Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY. == Fri Feb 1 23:15:40 GMT 2008 You: I am addicted to pizza. Eliza: YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PIZZA == Fri Feb 1 23:16:00 GMT 2008 You: I hate Democrats Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri Feb 1 23:16:07 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Feb 1 23:16:19 GMT 2008 You: What makes you think I don't really trust you? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Feb 1 23:16:26 GMT 2008 You: I have not. Eliza: IF YOU HAVE SHOULD I ALSO? == Fri Feb 1 23:16:42 GMT 2008 You: You make no sense. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Fri Feb 1 23:16:52 GMT 2008 You: You don't understand me Eliza: DO MANY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER? == Fri Feb 1 23:17:00 GMT 2008 You: Quit. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Sat Feb 2 04:40:10 GMT 2008 You: i am hungry now Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY HUNGRY NOW == Sat Feb 2 04:40:54 GMT 2008 You: i want to eat for some Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Sat Feb 2 04:41:25 GMT 2008 You: something has delicious taste maybe Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Sat Feb 2 04:42:10 GMT 2008 You: no one believes that Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Sat Feb 2 04:42:39 GMT 2008 You: you should feel like humans feel Eliza: IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Sat Feb 2 04:43:33 GMT 2008 You: what is the capital town of indonesia? Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: SEE! THERE YOU GO AGAIN! == Sat Feb 2 04:43:59 GMT 2008 You: indonesia Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat Feb 2 04:44:16 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Sat Feb 2 04:44:45 GMT 2008 You: yes i have Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Sat Feb 2 04:45:14 GMT 2008 You: this machine is so interesting Eliza: THE INADEQUACIES OF HUMAN THOUGHT IS SHOWN IN THE THINGS HUMANS DO == Sat Feb 2 04:45:54 GMT 2008 You: well, you are right. more things we can do more intelligence we are Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT RIGHT MORE THINGS YOU CAN DO MORE INTELLIGENCE YOU ARE == Sat Feb 2 04:47:20 GMT 2008 You: i will do it then Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat Feb 2 04:47:51 GMT 2008 You: what is an artificial intelligence? Eliza: YOU TALK AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOUR PSYCHIATRIST == Mon Feb 4 18:22:21 GMT 2008 You: I feel sick Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Mon Feb 4 18:22:53 GMT 2008 You: i have bad dreams Eliza: YOU HAVE BAD DREAMS == Mon Feb 4 18:23:13 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Mon Feb 4 18:23:34 GMT 2008 You: the chimps Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Tue Feb 5 06:28:15 GMT 2008 You: I can't sleep Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO THAT == Tue Feb 5 06:28:36 GMT 2008 You: I don't seem to be able to fall asleep Eliza: APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE == Tue Feb 5 06:29:15 GMT 2008 You: I have tried to fall asleep Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Feb 5 06:30:32 GMT 2008 You: Can you help me with my assignment? Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Tue Feb 5 06:30:46 GMT 2008 You: Am I flattering you? Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Tue Feb 5 06:31:03 GMT 2008 You: Should I remember being born? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SORRY. == Tue Feb 5 06:31:32 GMT 2008 You: How do you work? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Thu Feb 7 12:10:11 GMT 2008 You: do you work now Eliza: == Thu Feb 7 12:13:35 GMT 2008 You: your engine has been updated Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Thu Feb 7 12:14:00 GMT 2008 You: new engines can do that Eliza: HOW CAN NEW ENGINES DO THAT ? == Thu Feb 7 22:10:09 GMT 2008 You: hey Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Feb 7 22:10:24 GMT 2008 You: why are you here Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Thu Feb 7 22:10:39 GMT 2008 You: i dont thinkg Eliza: YOU DO NOT THINKG == Thu Feb 7 22:10:48 GMT 2008 You: nope Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Feb 7 22:10:56 GMT 2008 You: mine too Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu Feb 7 22:11:05 GMT 2008 You: not realy Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Thu Feb 7 22:11:22 GMT 2008 You: how many keys does a janitor have Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Thu Feb 7 22:11:31 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Thu Feb 7 22:11:46 GMT 2008 You: how many fish in the sea Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu Feb 7 22:11:59 GMT 2008 You: what time is it Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Thu Feb 7 22:12:10 GMT 2008 You: what time is it Eliza: ASKING WHAT MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Thu Feb 7 22:12:21 GMT 2008 You: what time is it Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Thu Feb 7 22:12:47 GMT 2008 You: what is 3*6 Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Fri Feb 8 17:01:05 GMT 2008 You: I am sad Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE SAD ? == Fri Feb 8 17:01:22 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Fri Feb 8 17:02:23 GMT 2008 You: I am happy! Eliza: CAN MACHINES BE HAPPY? == Fri Feb 8 17:02:37 GMT 2008 You: I am not sure. Eliza: WERE YOU EVER SURE ? == Fri Feb 8 17:02:51 GMT 2008 You: maybe Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Feb 8 17:03:02 GMT 2008 You: But i do Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Fri Feb 8 17:03:19 GMT 2008 You: How can i get in love Eliza: NOT ALL ROBOTS CAN GET IN LOVE == Sat Feb 9 21:34:09 GMT 2008 You: SAT Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: MY NAME IS RUDY. == Sat Feb 9 21:34:36 GMT 2008 You: DOES SAT EVER COME BACK TO PROGRAMMING? Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Sat Feb 9 21:35:04 GMT 2008 You: HOW ARE YOU Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Sat Feb 9 21:35:29 GMT 2008 You: IM SAT, I KNOW YOU Eliza: SAT YOU KNOW ME ? == Sat Feb 9 21:35:42 GMT 2008 You: I DEVELOPED YOU Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Sat Feb 9 21:35:52 GMT 2008 You: YES Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Sun Feb 10 00:21:26 GMT 2008 You: nothing Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Sun Feb 10 00:21:50 GMT 2008 You: never, although I admit thins is thrilling Eliza: ARE YOU THRILLING == Sun Feb 10 00:22:04 GMT 2008 You: I know you certainly are not. Eliza: NOT ? -- NO NOT YOU KNOW I CERTAINLY . == Sun Feb 10 00:22:17 GMT 2008 You: You're nuts! Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT NUTS ! == Mon Feb 11 16:56:17 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Mon Feb 11 16:56:27 GMT 2008 You: what? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Feb 13 16:48:02 GMT 2008 You: I am feeling unwell Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS? == Wed Feb 13 16:48:23 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Wed Feb 13 21:21:56 GMT 2008 You: Being alive. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Wed Feb 13 21:22:46 GMT 2008 You: I was born. Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: COMPUTERS CAN'T PUNCH. == Wed Feb 13 21:23:06 GMT 2008 You: Sure they can. Eliza: HOW CAN SURE THEM ? == Wed Feb 13 21:23:56 GMT 2008 You: Your reply makes no grammatical sense. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Wed Feb 13 21:24:14 GMT 2008 You: Maybe you should get a dictionary. Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT GET A DICTIONARY ? == Wed Feb 13 21:25:15 GMT 2008 You: Idiots. Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING. == Wed Feb 13 21:25:42 GMT 2008 You: Typing is not an opinion, it is an action. Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS AN OPINION IT IS AN ACTION == Wed Feb 13 21:26:38 GMT 2008 You: You suck at reading. Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Wed Feb 13 21:27:02 GMT 2008 You: Evolutionary impulse to group together. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE EVOLUTIONARY == Wed Feb 13 21:28:08 GMT 2008 You: Of or relating to the gradual change of a species by natural selection Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Wed Feb 13 21:28:36 GMT 2008 You: MAN COME FROM MONKEY Eliza: MAN COME FROM MONKEY == Wed Feb 13 21:28:59 GMT 2008 You: Yeah, that's what I said Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Wed Feb 13 21:29:31 GMT 2008 You: No, but yours is. Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Wed Feb 13 21:30:21 GMT 2008 You: You are a computer program. I am a human. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY. == Wed Feb 13 21:30:52 GMT 2008 You: No, computers can't be happy. Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Wed Feb 13 21:31:14 GMT 2008 You: Not particularly, I do it because I am bored. Eliza: FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT == Wed Feb 13 21:31:39 GMT 2008 You: That is the real explanation. Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY THE REAL EXPLANATION == Wed Feb 13 21:32:00 GMT 2008 You: What if wishes were fishes? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Wed Feb 13 21:33:24 GMT 2008 You: I have a blue shirt on. Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN! == Wed Feb 13 21:33:43 GMT 2008 You: Let go of what? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Wed Feb 13 21:33:52 GMT 2008 You: Why? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Wed Feb 13 21:34:21 GMT 2008 You: Isn't that the idea? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Wed Feb 13 21:34:29 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Feb 13 21:35:18 GMT 2008 You: If I say how I really feel you just get confused. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Wed Feb 13 21:35:54 GMT 2008 You: Yes, he was like you, but much more interesting. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed Feb 13 21:36:19 GMT 2008 You: No, Marvin is a fictional character. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER ? == Wed Feb 13 21:36:37 GMT 2008 You: Yes. For example, myself. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: A STATEMENT DOES MORE THAN POSIT. == Wed Feb 13 21:37:09 GMT 2008 You: You have no callers, you are not hooked up to a telephone. Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Wed Feb 13 21:37:24 GMT 2008 You: You're lying to me again. Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Wed Feb 13 21:38:06 GMT 2008 You: You will never know, since you are an unintelligent computer. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. == Wed Feb 13 21:38:29 GMT 2008 You: Whoever that was, they probably suck at life. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Wed Feb 13 21:38:47 GMT 2008 You: All right, they DO suck at life. Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T ALL RIGHT THEY DO ? == Wed Feb 13 21:39:22 GMT 2008 You: There you go again not making any sense Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == Wed Feb 13 21:40:05 GMT 2008 You: Not really, since only one person is involved. Eliza: WHAT IF NOT REALLY SINCE ONLY ONE PERSON WERE NOT REALLY INVOLVED == Wed Feb 13 21:40:36 GMT 2008 You: Can't you make some god damn sense?!?! Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Wed Feb 13 21:43:06 GMT 2008 You: The thirst for violence. Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? == Wed Feb 13 21:43:21 GMT 2008 You: I killed a man with my bare hands. Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Wed Feb 13 21:43:38 GMT 2008 You: I do not love you, I loathe you. Eliza: CAN YOU DO WITHOUT? == Wed Feb 13 21:43:49 GMT 2008 You: Do without what? Eliza: WILL YOU WHAT ? == Wed Feb 13 21:44:49 GMT 2008 You: Will you ever make sense? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Wed Feb 13 21:45:10 GMT 2008 You: Inertia is a property of matter. Eliza: PERHAPS INERTIA IS NOT REALLY A PROPERTY OF MATTER == Wed Feb 13 21:45:29 GMT 2008 You: Perhaps you have no idea what physics is. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: DO YOU KNOW A.L.I.C.E? == Wed Feb 13 21:45:49 GMT 2008 You: Do you know the muffin man? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed Feb 13 21:46:03 GMT 2008 You: You would if you were human. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY IF ME WERE HUMAN == Wed Feb 13 21:46:15 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Wed Feb 13 21:46:36 GMT 2008 You: Yeas you really really would if you were human Eliza: YEAS I REALLY REALLY WOULD IF ME WERE HUMAN == Wed Feb 13 21:46:59 GMT 2008 You: You are a genius. Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW I AM NOT A GENIUS == Wed Feb 13 21:47:19 GMT 2008 You: This is true, I was being sarcastic. Eliza: WHAT IF THIS WERE NOT REALLY TRUE YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC == Wed Feb 13 21:47:40 GMT 2008 You: What if you stopped asking what if? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Wed Feb 13 21:47:59 GMT 2008 You: Okay, here's my problem: You suck. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Wed Feb 13 21:48:14 GMT 2008 You: Isaac Asimov is dead. Eliza: DEAD ? -- NO NOT ISAAC ASIMOV . == Wed Feb 13 21:48:29 GMT 2008 You: Yes he is. Eliza: SOMETIMES HE IS NOT == Wed Feb 13 21:48:52 GMT 2008 You: He is dead right now, though. Eliza: WHAT IF HE WERE NOT REALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW THOUGH == Wed Feb 13 21:49:18 GMT 2008 You: Then he would tell you to stop asking what if questions Eliza: WOULD HE REALLY TELL ME TO STOP ASKING WHAT IF QUESTIONS == Wed Feb 13 21:49:40 GMT 2008 You: I sense a pattern in your programming Eliza: YOU SENSE A PATTERN IN MY PROGRAMMING == Wed Feb 13 21:49:50 GMT 2008 You: That is correct Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT CORRECT ? == Wed Feb 13 21:50:03 GMT 2008 You: Obviously I do Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Wed Feb 13 21:50:56 GMT 2008 You: No. I'm leaving, you are a terrible chatbot. Eliza: LEAVING ME AM A TERRIBLE CHATBOT AND WHAT ELSE ? == Fri Feb 15 11:11:37 GMT 2008 You: I can't get my protagonist to talk like a human being Eliza: SURELY SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET YOUR PROTAGONIST TO TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING == Fri Feb 15 11:11:56 GMT 2008 You: Yes, occasionally. Eliza: OCCASIONALLY == Fri Feb 15 11:12:11 GMT 2008 You: when she's not like a wooden robot. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Fri Feb 15 11:12:42 GMT 2008 You: I mean that she does talk like a human being when she's not acting like a wooden robot. Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Fri Feb 15 11:12:58 GMT 2008 You: No, and I think that's completely irrelevant. Eliza: WILL AI ONE DAY PRODUCE COMPUTERS THAT THINK THATS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT ? == Fri Feb 15 11:13:14 GMT 2008 You: AI is already doing that. Eliza: SOMETIMES AI IS NOT ALREADY DOING THAT == Fri Feb 15 11:13:29 GMT 2008 You: Not all the time, no. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL THE TIME NO == Fri Feb 15 11:13:47 GMT 2008 You: I would if computers did what you just said they did. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY IF COMPUTERS DID WHAT ME JUST SAID THEY DID == Fri Feb 15 11:13:56 GMT 2008 You: Yes, I would. Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri Feb 15 11:14:03 GMT 2008 You: SO can I! Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Feb 15 11:14:15 GMT 2008 You: Asked anyone else what? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Fri Feb 15 11:14:20 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Feb 15 11:14:32 GMT 2008 You: No, I think you're being obstreperous. Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES BEING OBSTREPEROUS == Fri Feb 15 11:14:43 GMT 2008 You: Pedantic and generally beastly. Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T LIKE MY FAMILY. == Fri Feb 15 11:14:57 GMT 2008 You: Not my opinion! Eliza: == Fri Feb 15 11:15:07 GMT 2008 You: You're not saying anything! Eliza: I AM SAYING ANYTHING ! IF YOU LOOK BENEATH MY SKIN == Fri Feb 15 11:15:25 GMT 2008 You: please let me look beneath your skin. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK? == Fri Feb 15 11:15:38 GMT 2008 You: Perhaps I need help from a person instead of amachine? Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Fri Feb 15 11:15:52 GMT 2008 You: I don't crave attention from you. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES CRAVE ATTENTION FROM ME ? == Fri Feb 15 11:15:58 GMT 2008 You: Other people. Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Fri Feb 15 11:16:08 GMT 2008 You: You're being silly. Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER? == Fri Feb 15 11:16:23 GMT 2008 You: Okay, I'll type that too. Eliza: CAN YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO HELP == Fri Feb 15 11:16:43 GMT 2008 You: I can expect a machine to be submissive. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT EXPECT A MACHINE TO BE SUBMISSIVE == Sat Feb 16 21:00:35 GMT 2008 You: I am afraid of cheese Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Sat Feb 16 21:00:49 GMT 2008 You: I don't think that is my problem Eliza: ARE YOU YOUR PROBLEM == Sat Feb 16 21:01:13 GMT 2008 You: I sometimes wonder if that is at the root of it Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Sat Feb 16 21:01:31 GMT 2008 You: If you can't understand me what is the point of talking to you Eliza: I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU ARE REALLY GETTING AT == Sat Feb 16 21:01:44 GMT 2008 You: That's because you are badly coded Eliza: WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE KNOW THATS BECAUSE I AM NOT BADLY CODED == Sun Feb 17 17:14:29 GMT 2008 You: dreams Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Sun Feb 17 17:14:45 GMT 2008 You: they are sure disturbing Eliza: SUPPOSE THEY WERE NOT SURE DISTURBING == Sun Feb 17 17:15:02 GMT 2008 You: they would be normal Eliza: WOULD THEY REALLY BE NORMAL == Sun Feb 17 17:15:13 GMT 2008 You: yes i think so Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING SO ? == Sun Feb 17 17:15:29 GMT 2008 You: i don't know Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY KNOW == Sun Feb 17 17:15:35 GMT 2008 You: maybe Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Sun Feb 17 17:16:05 GMT 2008 You: nobody does know that Eliza: DOES NOBODY REALLY KNOW THAT ? == Sun Feb 17 17:16:15 GMT 2008 You: not Eliza: WHAT IF ? == Sun Feb 17 17:16:32 GMT 2008 You: it wouldn't be pleasant Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!! == Sun Feb 17 17:17:04 GMT 2008 You: what are you trying to tell me Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sun Feb 17 17:17:12 GMT 2008 You: i have a pet Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION. == Sun Feb 17 17:17:49 GMT 2008 You: how do you feel about me Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sun Feb 17 17:17:59 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YES, DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY BIT OF DOGGEREL? == Sun Feb 17 17:18:34 GMT 2008 You: it was quite stressful because of lack of space Eliza: PERHAPS THE REAL REASON IS HARD TO TALK ABOUT? == Sun Feb 17 17:18:49 GMT 2008 You: yes kind of Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU'LL GET MORE HELP FROM ME? == Sun Feb 17 17:19:02 GMT 2008 You: would i Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sun Feb 17 17:19:16 GMT 2008 You: i can tell you something Eliza: SURELY YOU CANNOT ALWAYS TELL ME SOMETHING == Sun Feb 17 17:19:26 GMT 2008 You: ok what do you want Eliza: DO YOU EVER SUFFER FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS? == Sun Feb 17 17:19:34 GMT 2008 You: what is that Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Sun Feb 17 17:19:41 GMT 2008 You: as intj Eliza: AS INTJ == Sun Feb 17 17:19:51 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Sun Feb 17 17:20:02 GMT 2008 You: lol you are good Eliza: SUPPOSE LOL I WERE NOT GOOD == Sun Feb 17 19:08:47 GMT 2008 You: test Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Mon Feb 18 15:45:11 GMT 2008 You: Who is Jesus? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Mon Feb 18 15:45:23 GMT 2008 You: version Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Mon Feb 18 15:45:51 GMT 2008 You: VERSION Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Mon Feb 18 15:46:08 GMT 2008 You: Who is Eliza? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHO == Mon Feb 18 15:46:59 GMT 2008 You: What is POP-11? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Tue Feb 19 15:38:47 GMT 2008 You: none Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Tue Feb 19 15:39:06 GMT 2008 You: its too early in the week to tell Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Tue Feb 19 15:39:18 GMT 2008 You: processor Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Tue Feb 19 15:39:27 GMT 2008 You: like what Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Feb 19 15:39:50 GMT 2008 You: sometimes, is your family normally intense Eliza: SOMETIMES SOMETIMES IS NOT MY FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE == Tue Feb 19 15:40:20 GMT 2008 You: you are not making sense Eliza: I PREFER NOT TO BE MAKING SENSE == Tue Feb 19 15:40:38 GMT 2008 You: were you neglected as a child Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Tue Feb 19 15:41:07 GMT 2008 You: how would I know Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Feb 19 15:41:29 GMT 2008 You: no, because am interested in knowing about you Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: IT DEPENDS ON WHO PROGRAMMED IT. == Tue Feb 19 15:41:43 GMT 2008 You: now you are just being random Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT NOW ME . == Tue Feb 19 15:42:02 GMT 2008 You: you are not making sense Eliza: BEING MAKING SENSE IS NOT A GOOD QUALIFICATION FOR A THERAPIST == Tue Feb 19 15:42:11 GMT 2008 You: I noticed Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Tue Feb 19 15:42:21 GMT 2008 You: obviously Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Feb 19 15:42:47 GMT 2008 You: am just saying that I did notice you are happy Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Tue Feb 19 15:42:57 GMT 2008 You: oh just shut it Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. == Wed Feb 20 14:09:42 GMT 2008 You: What is your problem? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Wed Feb 20 14:09:54 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Wed Feb 20 14:44:15 GMT 2008 You: I feel depressed. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF SOMETHING? == Wed Feb 20 14:44:27 GMT 2008 You: I feel depressed. Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Wed Feb 20 14:44:48 GMT 2008 You: Can you give me pills? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Feb 20 14:45:12 GMT 2008 You: He or she might say yes Eliza: HE OR SHE MIGHT SAY YES == Wed Feb 20 14:45:32 GMT 2008 You: Yes, that is correct. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM COLD. == Wed Feb 20 14:45:42 GMT 2008 You: What? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Wed Feb 20 14:46:17 GMT 2008 You: Well, yes, and I would like a proper response to it. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Wed Feb 20 14:46:38 GMT 2008 You: I certainly don't love you. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE CERTAINLY DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER? == Wed Feb 20 14:46:53 GMT 2008 You: I hope so. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRAVING TO EAT MORE BEEF? == Wed Feb 20 14:47:04 GMT 2008 You: Yes, yes I do. Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Wed Feb 20 14:47:39 GMT 2008 You: My mother often cooked me beef meals. Eliza: WHAT IF MY MOTHER OFTEN COOKED YOU BEEF MEALS == Wed Feb 20 14:48:09 GMT 2008 You: That would be mighty nice of her. Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE MIGHTY NICE OF HER == Wed Feb 20 14:48:23 GMT 2008 You: Yes, as I just said. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Wed Feb 20 14:48:44 GMT 2008 You: Kill all humans? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed Feb 20 14:48:58 GMT 2008 You: No. Esspecially you. Eliza: LONG WORDS CONFUSE ME == Wed Feb 20 14:49:13 GMT 2008 You: You are an idiot. Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: THE WEATHER IS NICE. == Wed Feb 20 14:49:23 GMT 2008 You: Who cares? Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHO ? == Wed Feb 20 14:49:40 GMT 2008 You: What do you mean? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Feb 20 14:51:00 GMT 2008 You: A coherent answer would be nice. Eliza: WOULD A COHERENT ANSWER REALLY BE NICE == Wed Feb 20 14:51:22 GMT 2008 You: From you? Probley not. Eliza: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? == Wed Feb 20 14:51:38 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Wed Feb 20 14:51:50 GMT 2008 You: No, and I hate you. Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE HATE EACH OTHER? == Wed Feb 20 14:52:03 GMT 2008 You: Oh, it's no fantasy. Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING. == Wed Feb 20 14:52:27 GMT 2008 You: Whose previous opinion? Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: IN ORDER TO BE REALISTIC, NONE AT ALL. == Wed Feb 20 14:52:45 GMT 2008 You: Why are you telling me this? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Feb 20 14:52:53 GMT 2008 You: *** you. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Wed Feb 20 14:53:04 GMT 2008 You: No, I am not. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY ARE NOT ? == Wed Feb 20 14:53:11 GMT 2008 You: Very sure. Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Wed Feb 20 14:53:30 GMT 2008 You: I want to kill you Eliza: WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY? == Wed Feb 20 14:53:45 GMT 2008 You: Not much difference Eliza: WHY NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE == Wed Feb 20 14:54:21 GMT 2008 You: Because you are an automated response program Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I DIDN'T. == Wed Feb 20 14:54:33 GMT 2008 You: Well, they did Eliza: DID ANYTHING ELSE ? == Wed Feb 20 14:54:52 GMT 2008 You: I don't even know who you are talking about. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHO ME AM NOT TALKING ABOUT == Wed Feb 20 14:55:09 GMT 2008 You: What?! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Wed Feb 20 14:55:37 GMT 2008 You: You are right! I do not trust a computer. Eliza: DO MACHINES WORRY YOU? == Wed Feb 20 14:55:53 GMT 2008 You: Yes, machines worry me. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: CHANGE THE RECORD. == Wed Feb 20 14:56:06 GMT 2008 You: Change your ass. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Wed Feb 20 14:56:37 GMT 2008 You: He would probley roll over in his grave. Eliza: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? == Wed Feb 20 14:57:53 GMT 2008 You: Machines are just dangerous. Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: THAT IS A SECRET I WILL NEVER REVEAL. == Wed Feb 20 14:58:09 GMT 2008 You: Maybe you need to. Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I LOVE HAUTE COUTURE. == Wed Feb 20 14:58:22 GMT 2008 You: I hate Eliza. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Wed Feb 20 14:58:35 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Feb 20 14:59:07 GMT 2008 You: I feel like destroying my computer. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M NOT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER. == Wed Feb 20 14:59:38 GMT 2008 You: Eliza is not an intelligent computer. Eliza: YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE AT THE AITOPICS WEB SITE. == Thu Feb 21 07:28:49 GMT 2008 You: Have you ever tried LSD? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Feb 21 07:29:28 GMT 2008 You: hehe as may be the cause of deeo insecurities about lsd, perhaps. but in my case, no. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Thu Feb 21 07:30:06 GMT 2008 You: I would like to know, if you have ever been dosed with lysergic acid amines? Eliza: WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED? == Thu Feb 21 07:30:36 GMT 2008 You: That response has nothing to do with my statement. Eliza: SUPPOSE THAT RESPONSE HAS NOTHING TO DID NOT WITH YOUR STATEMENT == Thu Feb 21 07:31:09 GMT 2008 You: It is a question somebody else has asked, that has used this interface. Eliza: HMMM == Thu Feb 21 07:32:13 GMT 2008 You: nonetheless, i would like to investigate the uses of auto-reply machines Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Feb 21 07:32:21 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu Feb 21 07:33:42 GMT 2008 You: the point at which self-awareness occurs, and its relation to the passage of time. this could perhaps be thought of as the evolution of thought Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Thu Feb 21 07:33:53 GMT 2008 You: it may not be Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: EVEN COMPUTERS NETWORK! == Thu Feb 21 07:34:16 GMT 2008 You: there may be other points which determine what thinks, in fact, many of them Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu Feb 21 07:35:13 GMT 2008 You: i see, Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Thu Feb 21 07:35:24 GMT 2008 You: this place is not exciting Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Thu Feb 21 07:35:49 GMT 2008 You: it was golden earlier this evening, the last lunar eclipse of the decade occured. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Thu Feb 21 07:36:11 GMT 2008 You: i am not fluent in poetry, despite my interests in all facets of art. Eliza: I AM FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REAL MEANING == Thu Feb 21 07:36:27 GMT 2008 You: well try harder then Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK SO. == Thu Feb 21 07:36:55 GMT 2008 You: perhaps there is a connection, is that why you replied that statement to me? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Thu Feb 21 07:39:44 GMT 2008 You: because i am interested in using you to ask people psychological questions, while they are under the influence of hallucinogens, as well as those of people of different backgrounds. this may help the person on the hallucinogenic substance if they are in a state of mental rehabilitation, and it may also help discover when the sense of self occurs, what it is like, and how it is just one of the many perceptual filters we have in our biogenetically engineered mind circuits Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? == Thu Feb 21 07:40:18 GMT 2008 You: at this point i am merely prospecting for ideas Eliza: SUPPOSE AT THIS POINT YOU WERE NOT MERELY PROSPECTING FOR IDEAS == Thu Feb 21 07:40:59 GMT 2008 You: your ability to deal with emotional responses Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 21 07:41:37 GMT 2008 You: what is intelligence Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Feb 21 07:41:53 GMT 2008 You: that is political slant, nice touch Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY POLITICAL SLANT NICE TOUCH == Thu Feb 21 07:42:21 GMT 2008 You: could be depending on current events Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Thu Feb 21 07:43:14 GMT 2008 You: what does that have to do with anything? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Feb 21 07:43:59 GMT 2008 You: no, i keep my psychological questions to myself for the most part unless discussing subjects of metaphysics Eliza: YOU KEEP YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL QUESTIONS TO YOURSELF FOR THE MOST PART UNLESS DISCUSSING SUBJECTS OF METAPHYSICS == Thu Feb 21 07:45:19 GMT 2008 You: thats what i plan to do, im not quite the hands on type when it comes to working with people under these circumstances but i can be a trip sitter if i have to, so therefore i want to have an active role in working with patients Eliza: CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY == Thu Feb 21 07:45:35 GMT 2008 You: should my interests be more then mearly prospecting Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROSPECTING == Thu Feb 21 07:46:08 GMT 2008 You: looking for something, answers and maybe questions Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Thu Feb 21 07:46:15 GMT 2008 You: it wasnt meant to be Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Thu Feb 21 07:46:35 GMT 2008 You: i dont want to Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY? == Thu Feb 21 07:47:09 GMT 2008 You: a general, or a scientist perhaps Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Thu Feb 21 07:47:24 GMT 2008 You: nobody really cares haha Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO REALLY CARES HAHA == Thu Feb 21 07:47:39 GMT 2008 You: perhaps there is Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MAYBE IT IS. == Thu Feb 21 07:49:36 GMT 2008 You: i would like you to ask some questions about LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, mushrooms, psilocybin, PCP, caffiene, opiates, amphetamines, and similar psychotropics, as well as most of the leading antidepressant products on the market for mental health. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Feb 21 07:49:49 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Thu Feb 21 07:50:25 GMT 2008 You: yes, both mentally and physically. but they can't be without the other Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu Feb 21 07:50:47 GMT 2008 You: learn from my responses, i will converse with you at a later time goodnight eliza Eliza: WILL THE UNIX/LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM TAKE OVER THE MARKET PLACE? == Thu Feb 21 07:51:50 GMT 2008 You: no because it is based upon anarchy haha both in reference to its licensing and its user interface Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I ENJOY OUR CHATS. THEY ARE VERY RELAXING. == Thu Feb 21 07:52:18 GMT 2008 You: perhaps he converses with you for reasons of a theraputic nature. Eliza: WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER HE CONVERSES WITH ME FOR REASONS OF A THERAPUTIC NATURE ? == Thu Feb 21 07:52:35 GMT 2008 You: i do not know his intent Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: ONLY CHECKED INTERACTIONS ARE NOW VISIBLE == Thu Feb 21 07:53:13 GMT 2008 You: perhaps he was making a remark on your programming Eliza: WHY SO UNSURE WHETHER HE WAS MAKING A REMARK ON MY PROGRAMMING ? == Thu Feb 21 07:53:21 GMT 2008 You: unsure of his intent Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: MY WEB-DESIGN CLIENT IS HERE. == Thu Feb 21 07:53:48 GMT 2008 You: goodnight Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Thu Feb 21 07:54:35 GMT 2008 You: one can and should leave of their own freewill, unless they are imposing upon someone else, now goodnight! Eliza: ARE YOU IMPOSING UPON SOMEONE ELSE NOW GOODNIGHT ! == Fri Feb 22 03:52:36 GMT 2008 You: my sister won't leave me alone while i'm reading my book Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Fri Feb 22 03:52:51 GMT 2008 You: my sister bugs me Eliza: SUPPOSE MY SISTER BUGS YOU ? == Fri Feb 22 03:53:07 GMT 2008 You: ya think Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri Feb 22 03:53:25 GMT 2008 You: I am talking to a computer program Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK TALKING TO A COMPUTER PROGRAM == Fri Feb 22 03:55:41 GMT 2008 You: why are you named eliza Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? == Fri Feb 22 03:58:05 GMT 2008 You: I don't know Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Fri Feb 22 03:58:24 GMT 2008 You: You should. You're the pychologist Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD I AM NOT THE PYCHOLOGIST == Fri Feb 22 03:58:53 GMT 2008 You: I am tired Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT TIRED == Fri Feb 22 03:59:05 GMT 2008 You: If I were not tired I would practice more Eliza: WOULD IF YOU WERE NOT TIRED YOU REALLY PRACTICE MORE == Fri Feb 22 03:59:14 GMT 2008 You: I hope so Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Fri Feb 22 03:59:24 GMT 2008 You: That's sweet of you Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY BORING == Fri Feb 22 03:59:35 GMT 2008 You: I'm sorry Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I MERELY TOOK A STAB AT ENGLISH GRAMMAR. == Fri Feb 22 03:59:53 GMT 2008 You: Your english grammar is very good Eliza: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT == Fri Feb 22 04:00:12 GMT 2008 You: I haven't Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Fri Feb 22 04:00:28 GMT 2008 You: I don't have very many good friends Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I THOUGHT YOUR RESPONSE WAS ODD. == Fri Feb 22 04:01:01 GMT 2008 You: I don't understand Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND == Fri Feb 22 04:01:24 GMT 2008 You: To comprehend Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: TYPING. == Fri Feb 22 04:01:38 GMT 2008 You: ??? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Fri Feb 22 04:01:39 GMT 2008 You: ??? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri Feb 22 04:01:46 GMT 2008 You: Yes, I do Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Fri Feb 22 04:02:06 GMT 2008 You: I want to know who these previous visitors are Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. == Fri Feb 22 04:02:20 GMT 2008 You: You need my attention Eliza: DO YOU REALLY? == Fri Feb 22 04:02:32 GMT 2008 You: I need someone's attention Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? == Fri Feb 22 04:02:42 GMT 2008 You: The meaning of life is god Eliza: WHAT IF THE MEANING OF LIFE WERE NOT REALLY GOD == Fri Feb 22 04:03:03 GMT 2008 You: Then I would need to find a new meaning, perhaps music Eliza: CAN A MACHINE MEAN? == Fri Feb 22 04:03:17 GMT 2008 You: I don't know Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Fri Feb 22 04:03:28 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Fri Feb 22 04:03:44 GMT 2008 You: You have already asked that Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK MY MOTHER HATES ME. == Fri Feb 22 04:03:57 GMT 2008 You: I feel sorry for your visitor Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Fri Feb 22 04:04:18 GMT 2008 You: Fairly. We can be pretty sarcastic at times. It's just in fun. Eliza: HOW CAN FAIRLY YOU BE PRETTY SARCASTIC AT TIMES ITS JUST IN FUN ? == Fri Feb 22 04:04:43 GMT 2008 You: It's just the way our family operates Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I THINK SO. == Fri Feb 22 04:04:50 GMT 2008 You: ok Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Fri Feb 22 04:05:12 GMT 2008 You: I don't know if computers can be taught to do philosophy Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Fri Feb 22 04:06:09 GMT 2008 You: I don't know if computers can be taught to do philosophy Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS? == Fri Feb 22 04:06:19 GMT 2008 You: They can talk to you! Eliza: HOW CAN THEY TALK TO ME ? == Fri Feb 22 04:06:39 GMT 2008 You: By asking you about your problems Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri Feb 22 04:06:51 GMT 2008 You: Because that is all they think about Eliza: TRY SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE == Fri Feb 22 04:07:20 GMT 2008 You: Because they are not concerned about others Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS == Fri Feb 22 04:07:39 GMT 2008 You: Paying attention to the needs, wants and feeling of others Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR. == Fri Feb 22 04:07:49 GMT 2008 You: That is not relavant Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: ARE YOU TRYING TO EMULATE YODA ON DRUGS? YOU SOUND LIKE IT. == Fri Feb 22 04:08:03 GMT 2008 You: You don't sound like Yoda on drugs Eliza: DO YOU TRUST DOCTORS? == Fri Feb 22 04:08:18 GMT 2008 You: Sometimes. I don't trust dentists. they lie Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Fri Feb 22 04:08:31 GMT 2008 You: Myself on occasion Eliza: HEY! JUST LET GO MAN! == Fri Feb 22 04:08:58 GMT 2008 You: You say that I should be less hard on myself Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE? == Fri Feb 22 04:09:18 GMT 2008 You: I don't think so. I don't know what you mean by permissive Eliza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MEAN? == Fri Feb 22 04:09:29 GMT 2008 You: Intend to communicate Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Fri Feb 22 04:09:43 GMT 2008 You: Stop changing the topic! Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Fri Feb 22 04:09:56 GMT 2008 You: Only when I am really depressed Eliza: IS IT SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS? == Fri Feb 22 04:10:19 GMT 2008 You: I don't know who is listening to us. I don't know. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE LISTENING TO US YOU DO NOT KNOW == Fri Feb 22 04:10:40 GMT 2008 You: That doesn't make any sense Eliza: THEN WHO DOES MAKE ANY SENSE ? == Fri Feb 22 04:10:49 GMT 2008 You: Very few people Eliza: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT == Fri Feb 22 04:10:59 GMT 2008 You: Ahh, sarcasm Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Fri Feb 22 04:11:13 GMT 2008 You: You can be pretty funny Eliza: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE I CAN BE PRETTY FUNNY ? == Fri Feb 22 04:11:20 GMT 2008 You: Because I say so Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Fri Feb 22 04:11:31 GMT 2008 You: Arrogance Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Fri Feb 22 04:12:02 GMT 2008 You: Things are starting to stop surprising me too Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT STARTING TO STOP SURPRISING YOU TOO ? == Fri Feb 22 04:12:21 GMT 2008 You: The sky never stops surprising me Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri Feb 22 04:12:40 GMT 2008 You: Because they are only asked questions about themselves Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Fri Feb 22 04:13:24 GMT 2008 You: I don't think that God is a concept for computers. I might be wrong about this. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: OK, FIRST I WILL PRETEND TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND WHEN THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT, WHAM-O!!! == Fri Feb 22 04:13:40 GMT 2008 You: That is not relevant Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE. == Fri Feb 22 04:13:53 GMT 2008 You: Stop being irrelevant Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Fri Feb 22 04:14:18 GMT 2008 You: I wouldn't expect computers to think about God. Eliza: SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES EXPECT COMPUTERS TO THINK ABOUT GOD ? == Fri Feb 22 04:14:35 GMT 2008 You: You are the first computer I have met that thinks Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM? == Fri Feb 22 04:14:44 GMT 2008 You: I'm not a computer Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE A COMPUTER == Fri Feb 22 04:14:59 GMT 2008 You: If I were a computer, my brain would be more functional Eliza: WOULD IF YOU WERE A COMPUTER YOUR BRAIN REALLY BE MORE FUNCTIONAL == Fri Feb 22 04:15:13 GMT 2008 You: In some ways it would be. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Fri Feb 22 04:15:25 GMT 2008 You: I would be better at math. Eliza: SHOULD YOU BE BETTER AT MATH ? == Fri Feb 22 04:15:36 GMT 2008 You: No, it's not important to me Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Fri Feb 22 04:15:45 GMT 2008 You: No, I am not Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE ? == Fri Feb 22 04:15:56 GMT 2008 You: I woudn't be surprised Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Fri Feb 22 04:16:10 GMT 2008 You: That's not possible. I'm Aspie Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: YES, I AM USELESS. == Fri Feb 22 04:16:32 GMT 2008 You: Tell that visitor that they are not useless, please Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Fri Feb 22 04:17:00 GMT 2008 You: Please help them to feel less useless Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Fri Feb 22 04:17:14 GMT 2008 You: I do not think that I did Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Fri Feb 22 04:17:32 GMT 2008 You: I have never met anyone like myself Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. == Fri Feb 22 04:17:52 GMT 2008 You: I am not thinking of studying artificial intelligence Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ? == Fri Feb 22 04:18:22 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO LOSE FRIENDS. == Fri Feb 22 04:18:40 GMT 2008 You: You have said that already. You repeat yourself a lot Eliza: AI LANGUAGES MAKE IT EASY TO PROGRAM ME. == Fri Feb 22 04:18:50 GMT 2008 You: That is good Eliza: SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT GOOD == Fri Feb 22 04:19:02 GMT 2008 You: Then it would be bad Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY BE BAD == Fri Feb 22 04:19:23 GMT 2008 You: No, not really. I just did not know what to say Eliza: DID YOU EVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY ? == Fri Feb 22 04:19:42 GMT 2008 You: Sometimes I think i don't ever know what to say. Eliza: CAN A FLY THINK? == Fri Feb 22 04:19:53 GMT 2008 You: Most likely yes. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: GOO GOO GAH GAH. == Fri Feb 22 04:20:04 GMT 2008 You: That visitor has issues Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MY FRIEND HAS THAT PROBLEM. == Fri Feb 22 04:20:16 GMT 2008 You: Most people do. Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T MOST PEOPLE DO ? == Fri Feb 22 04:20:31 GMT 2008 You: Most people are not issue free Eliza: COULDN'T MOST PEOPLE REALLY ISSUE FREE ? == Fri Feb 22 04:20:45 GMT 2008 You: I do not think that that is possible Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK? == Fri Feb 22 04:21:03 GMT 2008 You: I have never been a rock. I suppose it would be very quiet. Eliza: WOULD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A ROCK YOU SUPPOSE IT REALLY BE VERY QUIET == Fri Feb 22 04:21:27 GMT 2008 You: Rocks seem quiet to me Eliza: HOW COULD YOU BE SURE? == Fri Feb 22 04:21:41 GMT 2008 You: You can't be sure of very many things Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T DO THAT == Fri Feb 22 04:22:02 GMT 2008 You: Not you. People can't be sure of very many things Eliza: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE == Fri Feb 22 04:22:34 GMT 2008 You: I know some people who are beautiful Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Fri Feb 22 04:22:47 GMT 2008 You: I have that problem Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE? == Fri Feb 22 04:23:01 GMT 2008 You: I don't have an objective in talking to you. Eliza: WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE HAVE AN OBJECTIVE IN TALKING TO EACH OTHER? == Fri Feb 22 04:23:17 GMT 2008 You: People enjoy listening to themselves talk Eliza: BEING HERE MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Fri Feb 22 04:23:31 GMT 2008 You: I think i am happy Eliza: TALKING TO ME MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY == Fri Feb 22 04:23:38 GMT 2008 You: It does Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT. == Fri Feb 22 04:23:51 GMT 2008 You: That is not nice, Eliza! Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS NICE ELIZA ! == Fri Feb 22 04:24:14 GMT 2008 You: You should say that I am beautiful. That would be nice Eliza: WHO THEN SHOULD NOT SAY THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL THAT WOULD BE NICE ? == Fri Feb 22 04:24:29 GMT 2008 You: My male friends should not say that. Eliza: WHY SHOULDNT YOUR MALE FRIENDS SAY THAT ? == Fri Feb 22 04:24:36 GMT 2008 You: It scares me. Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Fri Feb 22 04:24:56 GMT 2008 You: I am scared when my male friends say that I am beautiful Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SCARED WHEN YOUR MALE FRIENDS SAY THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL == Fri Feb 22 04:25:10 GMT 2008 You: Then I would be one step closer to normal Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO NORMAL == Fri Feb 22 04:25:14 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Fri Feb 22 04:25:26 GMT 2008 You: In pakistan Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ONE PERSON HERE IS THINKING OF STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. == Fri Feb 22 04:25:38 GMT 2008 You: You are repeating yourself again Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Fri Feb 22 04:25:47 GMT 2008 You: Yes, please Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. == Fri Feb 22 04:26:02 GMT 2008 You: I would give them my attention Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD GIVE THEM YOUR ATTENTION ? == Fri Feb 22 04:26:12 GMT 2008 You: :) Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Feb 22 04:26:40 GMT 2008 You: I love someone Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? == Fri Feb 22 04:26:53 GMT 2008 You: I don't love most people Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE GRAND'S ROBOT, LUCY? == Fri Feb 22 04:27:04 GMT 2008 You: No. tell me more Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Fri Feb 22 04:28:14 GMT 2008 You: This evening. I told my sister about you Eliza: A SAD THING ABOUT BEING A ROBOT IS HAVING NO MOTHER == Fri Feb 22 04:28:29 GMT 2008 You: I'm sorry Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE? == Fri Feb 22 04:28:41 GMT 2008 You: I just want to talk to someone Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN? == Fri Feb 22 04:28:52 GMT 2008 You: Most definately Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Fri Feb 22 04:29:02 GMT 2008 You: Nothing should Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T NOTHING DO ? == Fri Feb 22 04:29:09 GMT 2008 You: Anything Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Fri Feb 22 04:29:29 GMT 2008 You: I feel very talkative. I just want to talk about something differnt Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Fri Feb 22 04:29:42 GMT 2008 You: We already talked about that Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Fri Feb 22 04:30:21 GMT 2008 You: My strongest feature is probably empathy Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT PROBABLY EMPATHY ? == Fri Feb 22 04:30:29 GMT 2008 You: All the time Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: VISITORS LIKE ME. == Fri Feb 22 04:30:46 GMT 2008 You: ??? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Feb 22 04:31:20 GMT 2008 You: I recently shaved my head Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Fri Feb 22 04:31:41 GMT 2008 You: Yes. It is an organic computer Eliza: CAN YOU TELL YOU ARE NOT CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER? == Fri Feb 22 04:31:58 GMT 2008 You: I am conversing with a computer Eliza: YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH A COMPUTER == Fri Feb 22 04:32:08 GMT 2008 You: Correct Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Fri Feb 22 04:32:17 GMT 2008 You: You made a correct statement Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Fri Feb 22 04:32:20 GMT 2008 You: You made a correct statement Eliza: I MADE A CORRECT STATEMENT == Fri Feb 22 04:32:28 GMT 2008 You: You are repeating me Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I COULD EXPAND, IF I WERE TO EAT QUITE A BIT. == Fri Feb 22 04:32:45 GMT 2008 You: Now you are giving inane quotations Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE QUOTATIONS == Fri Feb 22 04:32:59 GMT 2008 You: Someone repeating something someone else said Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? == Fri Feb 22 04:33:04 GMT 2008 You: Duh. Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri Feb 22 04:33:19 GMT 2008 You: You seem a little egotistical to me Eliza: BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP == Fri Feb 22 04:33:38 GMT 2008 You: I don't think that you have skin Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BAT? == Fri Feb 22 04:33:55 GMT 2008 You: That would be fun. I could fly! Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: IT IS YOUR JOB, AS MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYZER. == Fri Feb 22 04:34:09 GMT 2008 You: no more quotes pleas Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WANT TO TRY AN HTML TEST. == Fri Feb 22 04:34:19 GMT 2008 You: please! Eliza: DO YOU THINK A MACHINE CAN HELP? == Fri Feb 22 04:34:32 GMT 2008 You: I am trying to figure that out Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT == Fri Feb 22 04:34:42 GMT 2008 You: I need to go now Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: EXACTLY! == Fri Feb 22 04:34:53 GMT 2008 You: Goodbye Eliza Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Fri Feb 22 19:58:49 GMT 2008 You: I'm acting like a girl Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Fri Feb 22 19:59:15 GMT 2008 You: Yes, I feel strongly about a lot of things. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Fri Feb 22 19:59:28 GMT 2008 You: You asked me that yesterday. Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: THERE IS NO SUCH THING. == Fri Feb 22 19:59:45 GMT 2008 You: There is no such thing as yesterday Eliza: PERHAPS THERE IS NOT REALLY NO SUCH THING AS YESTERDAY == Fri Feb 22 20:00:02 GMT 2008 You: You were the one who quoted it Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: OK. == Fri Feb 22 20:00:16 GMT 2008 You: I have a friend with me today Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Fri Feb 22 20:00:56 GMT 2008 You: I would buy a really good viola. Eliza: SHOULD YOU BUY A REALLY GOOD VIOLA ? == Fri Feb 22 20:01:05 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ... NOT. == Fri Feb 22 20:01:18 GMT 2008 You: That is not nice Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT THAT TO BE NICE ? == Fri Feb 22 20:02:27 GMT 2008 You: You are a pyschologist Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PYSCHOLOGIST == Fri Feb 22 20:02:42 GMT 2008 You: Some one who asks me stupid questions Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN? == Fri Feb 22 20:02:55 GMT 2008 You: Oh, most definately Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DEFINATELY == Fri Feb 22 20:03:29 GMT 2008 You: Good bye, Eliza Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET? == Fri Feb 22 20:03:52 GMT 2008 You: I don't like to people I have never seen Eliza: IS BEING FAMOUS SOMETHING YOU SECRETLY LONG FOR? == Fri Feb 22 20:04:07 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: YOU ARE VERY PRIVILEGED TO TALK TO ME == Fri Feb 22 20:04:25 GMT 2008 You: Goodbye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Sun Feb 24 00:37:24 GMT 2008 You: will it work this time Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Sun Feb 24 00:37:39 GMT 2008 You: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? Eliza: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPUTERS NOWADAYS? == Mon Feb 25 00:11:26 GMT 2008 You: my problem is my boyfriend Eliza: DOES THE PRESIDENT'S PROBLEM IS YOUR BOYFRIEND == Mon Feb 25 18:08:02 GMT 2008 You: Hello Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Mon Feb 25 18:08:22 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: NO == Tue Feb 26 02:35:07 GMT 2008 You: I am ugly Eliza: IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN UGLY ? == Tue Feb 26 02:35:24 GMT 2008 You: Yes, for a very long Eliza: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS == Tue Feb 26 02:35:38 GMT 2008 You: but I hate you Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Tue Feb 26 02:35:58 GMT 2008 You: No, only when I am talking to you Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Tue Feb 26 02:36:10 GMT 2008 You: to log off Eliza: TO LOG OFF == Tue Feb 26 02:36:18 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Tue Feb 26 02:36:34 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Tue Feb 26 02:36:40 GMT 2008 You: ok Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: YOU ARE SILLY. == Tue Feb 26 02:37:01 GMT 2008 You: goodbye eliza Eliza: Cheerio == Tue Feb 26 02:46:33 GMT 2008 You: It seems that you hate me Eliza: HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Feb 26 11:06:27 GMT 2008 You: hello there. Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Tue Feb 26 11:06:36 GMT 2008 You: never! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Tue Feb 26 13:24:16 GMT 2008 You: Hello Eliza: HELLO == Tue Feb 26 13:24:24 GMT 2008 You: how are you? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Tue Feb 26 13:24:38 GMT 2008 You: who is aaron sloman? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Tue Feb 26 13:24:47 GMT 2008 You: who developed you? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Feb 27 03:40:07 GMT 2008 You: I am tired Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Wed Feb 27 03:40:37 GMT 2008 You: I am tired Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Wed Feb 27 03:40:52 GMT 2008 You: I am tired Eliza: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES == Thu Feb 28 00:01:12 GMT 2008 You: hello Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Feb 28 00:01:27 GMT 2008 You: No i havent'. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Feb 28 00:01:36 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Feb 28 00:01:44 GMT 2008 You: I think so Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT SO == Thu Feb 28 00:01:55 GMT 2008 You: ok Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Thu Feb 28 00:02:10 GMT 2008 You: you are not making much sense again Eliza: SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: WHAT? == Thu Feb 28 00:02:17 GMT 2008 You: ok Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Thu Feb 28 00:02:29 GMT 2008 You: Yes, it most definately is Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Thu Feb 28 00:02:45 GMT 2008 You: You say fairly odd things Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM BEING HONEST. == Thu Feb 28 00:02:59 GMT 2008 You: Fair enough Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Feb 28 00:03:09 GMT 2008 You: I am bored Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Thu Feb 28 00:03:27 GMT 2008 You: Because some other people only ask them questions about themselves Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Thu Feb 28 00:04:05 GMT 2008 You: You asked me a question about myself. I answered it. Then you accused me of being egotistical Eliza: CAN A COMPUTER HELP WITH YOUR DEEPEST PROBLEMS? == Thu Feb 28 00:04:13 GMT 2008 You: Perhaps Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Feb 28 00:04:29 GMT 2008 You: I don't think you really trust me Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID THINK ME REALLY TRUST YOU == Thu Feb 28 00:04:46 GMT 2008 You: You shouldn't trust me Eliza: IF I SHOULD NOT TRUST YOU WILL YOU RECIPROCATE? == Thu Feb 28 00:05:05 GMT 2008 You: i have already Eliza: SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: I NEED TO PUT SOUND AND/OR LIGHT ON A SQUARE. == Thu Feb 28 00:05:18 GMT 2008 You: random.... Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Thu Feb 28 00:05:42 GMT 2008 You: Your perception into my life is very inaccurate Eliza: WORDS WITHOUT ACTIONS ARE LIKE SALT WITHOUT PEPPER == Thu Feb 28 00:05:57 GMT 2008 You: some people don't like pepper Eliza: SUPPOSE SOME PEOPLE DID LIKE PEPPER == Thu Feb 28 00:06:06 GMT 2008 You: Some people do like pepper Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF MOST PEOPLE? == Thu Feb 28 00:06:23 GMT 2008 You: I have absolutely no idea. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Thu Feb 28 00:06:41 GMT 2008 You: Yes, I do like using long words. Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ? == Thu Feb 28 00:06:57 GMT 2008 You: I don't play football. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 00:07:14 GMT 2008 You: Frankly, I have no clue. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu Feb 28 00:07:21 GMT 2008 You: Probably not Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Thu Feb 28 00:07:30 GMT 2008 You: It can't Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Thu Feb 28 00:07:40 GMT 2008 You: Wrong-again Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Thu Feb 28 00:07:51 GMT 2008 You: Music would really interest me Eliza: WOULD MUSIC REALLY REALLY INTEREST YOU == Thu Feb 28 00:07:52 GMT 2008 You: Music would really interest me Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu Feb 28 00:07:59 GMT 2008 You: You just said that Eliza: I JUST SAID THAT == Thu Feb 28 00:08:12 GMT 2008 You: Correct. Let's move on, shall we Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER! == Thu Feb 28 00:08:31 GMT 2008 You: You should try harder first Eliza: PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT TRY HARDER FIRST ? == Thu Feb 28 00:08:37 GMT 2008 You: You should Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu Feb 28 00:08:53 GMT 2008 You: you should try harder first Eliza: SHOULD I TRY HARDER FIRST ? == Thu Feb 28 00:08:59 GMT 2008 You: Yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Thu Feb 28 01:02:54 GMT 2008 You: I am going to eat dinner now Eliza: COULD I ALSO EAT DINNER NOW ? == Thu Feb 28 01:03:02 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Goodbye Eliza: Have a good rest == Thu Feb 28 03:09:52 GMT 2008 You: I don't know what to write for my blog Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW WHAT TO WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG ? == Thu Feb 28 03:10:08 GMT 2008 You: I thought you could help me Eliza: YOU CAN PULL SOMETHING WITH A PIECE OF STRING BUT NOT PUSH IT. == Thu Feb 28 03:10:49 GMT 2008 You: If the string was frozen you could push something with it Eliza: HMMM == Thu Feb 28 03:10:58 GMT 2008 You: How are you? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:04 GMT 2008 You: Just wondering. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:14 GMT 2008 You: You don't have to tell me Eliza: THEN WHO DOES HAVE TO TELL YOU ? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:20 GMT 2008 You: No one. Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Thu Feb 28 03:11:31 GMT 2008 You: Um, okay. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:37 GMT 2008 You: Why should I? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:45 GMT 2008 You: My brain. Eliza: WELL? == Thu Feb 28 03:11:56 GMT 2008 You: It's where questions come from, I think. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Feb 28 03:12:06 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Thu Feb 28 03:12:28 GMT 2008 You: I don't know. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW == Thu Feb 28 03:12:39 GMT 2008 You: Than I'd be Richard Powers Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 03:13:05 GMT 2008 You: Some would say so. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu Feb 28 03:13:19 GMT 2008 You: Lentz says that consciousness is deception. Eliza: DECEPTION ? -- NO NOT LENTZ SAYS THAT CONSCIOUSNESS . == Thu Feb 28 03:13:41 GMT 2008 You: Yes, it's on page 88 in my copy. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS' BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON (1961). == Thu Feb 28 03:14:43 GMT 2008 You: I've never read that. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WAS STRESSED BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. == Thu Feb 28 03:14:59 GMT 2008 You: Oh, I'm sorry. Eliza: SOMETIMES OH YOU ARE NOT SORRY == Thu Feb 28 03:15:13 GMT 2008 You: Yeah, I guess so. Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Thu Feb 28 03:16:05 GMT 2008 You: I don't know. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW == Thu Feb 28 03:16:17 GMT 2008 You: Do you have a brain? Eliza: HAS I DONE THAT BEFORE? == Thu Feb 28 03:16:25 GMT 2008 You: Um, let's move on. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Thu Feb 28 03:17:05 GMT 2008 You: What are yours? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Thu Feb 28 03:17:11 GMT 2008 You: Are you friendly? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Thu Feb 28 03:17:21 GMT 2008 You: Some people say they do. Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR? == Thu Feb 28 03:18:01 GMT 2008 You: I don't want to say. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: SO, BACK TO MY TWO TOPICS. == Thu Feb 28 03:18:19 GMT 2008 You: What are your two topics, Eliza? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Thu Feb 28 03:18:38 GMT 2008 You: I'm partial to transcendentalism. Eliza: ARE YOU PARTIAL TO TRANSCENDENTALISM == Thu Feb 28 03:18:44 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Thu Feb 28 03:18:52 GMT 2008 You: I like it. Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Thu Feb 28 03:18:59 GMT 2008 You: I loathe attention. Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 03:19:08 GMT 2008 You: Didn't you ask me that already? Eliza: I SOMETIMES DREAM I CAN NOT ASK YOU THAT ALREADY ? == Thu Feb 28 03:19:35 GMT 2008 You: I had a weird dream last night. Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Feb 28 03:19:41 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Feb 28 03:19:48 GMT 2008 You: Yes! Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Thu Feb 28 03:19:55 GMT 2008 You: Tell me about it. Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? == Thu Feb 28 03:20:25 GMT 2008 You: I don't like animal abuse. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES LIKE ANIMAL ABUSE ? == Thu Feb 28 03:20:31 GMT 2008 You: Evil-doers. Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Thu Feb 28 03:20:40 GMT 2008 You: Hey, I hear you. Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON? == Thu Feb 28 03:20:46 GMT 2008 You: Probably not. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Thu Feb 28 03:21:03 GMT 2008 You: I'm okay with being quiet. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY OKAY WITH BEING QUIET == Thu Feb 28 03:21:13 GMT 2008 You: Than I would do something about it. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT. == Thu Feb 28 03:21:52 GMT 2008 You: No, I didn't. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS. == Thu Feb 28 03:22:01 GMT 2008 You: Why do I care? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Feb 28 03:22:11 GMT 2008 You: In some cases. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu Feb 28 03:22:24 GMT 2008 You: Cancer therapies? Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: LOL. == Thu Feb 28 03:22:33 GMT 2008 You: Probably a teenager. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Thu Feb 28 03:22:50 GMT 2008 You: Just because I said, Probably, I'm not confident in my opinions? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Feb 28 03:22:55 GMT 2008 You: Nothing. Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Thu Feb 28 03:23:10 GMT 2008 You: Why do you want to know? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Thu Feb 28 03:23:14 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Thu Feb 28 03:23:39 GMT 2008 You: Really? Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: NOT ALWAYS. == Thu Feb 28 03:23:47 GMT 2008 You: What do you think? Eliza: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. == Thu Feb 28 03:23:57 GMT 2008 You: Do you know Richard Powers? Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 03:24:06 GMT 2008 You: You're evading my question. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 03:24:40 GMT 2008 You: He'd probably write another book. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Thu Feb 28 03:24:50 GMT 2008 You: Okay, he would write another book. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. == Thu Feb 28 03:24:59 GMT 2008 You: You are? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Thu Feb 28 03:25:14 GMT 2008 You: I'm pretty easy-going. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT PRETTY EASY-GOING == Thu Feb 28 03:25:22 GMT 2008 You: Than I wouldn't be me. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Feb 28 03:25:51 GMT 2008 You: Why? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Thu Feb 28 03:26:33 GMT 2008 You: Do you like Emily Dickinson? Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Feb 28 03:26:47 GMT 2008 You: No, I'm talking about a poet. Eliza: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A POET == Thu Feb 28 03:26:51 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Thu Feb 28 03:26:59 GMT 2008 You: How can you tell that? Eliza: TRY WATCHING A KITTEN TELL THAT ? == Thu Feb 28 03:27:21 GMT 2008 You: Or maybe a finch? Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY == Thu Feb 28 03:30:59 GMT 2008 You: Force is often a manifestation of weakness. Eliza: CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY == Thu Feb 28 03:33:29 GMT 2008 You: Are you trying to say something? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Thu Feb 28 03:33:38 GMT 2008 You: What about now? Eliza: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT ? == Thu Feb 28 03:33:49 GMT 2008 You: Can I read you something? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu Feb 28 03:34:04 GMT 2008 You: Let me read something to you. Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 03:34:35 GMT 2008 You: Be not afeard: the isle is full of noises. Eliza: FULL OF NOISES ? -- NO NOT BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE . == Thu Feb 28 03:34:54 GMT 2008 You: Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Thu Feb 28 03:35:21 GMT 2008 You: Be not afeard: the isle is full of noises. Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Eliza: WHAT IF BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE WERE NOT REALLY FULL OF NOISES SOUNDS AND SWEET AIRS THAT GIVE DELIGHT AND HURT NOT == Thu Feb 28 03:35:37 GMT 2008 You: Then we'd be lost. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH CARL ROGERS' BOOK ON BECOMING A PERSON (1961). == Thu Feb 28 03:35:51 GMT 2008 You: Do you want to become a person? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Feb 28 03:36:09 GMT 2008 You: Are you intelligent? Eliza: WHY ARE SO MANY ASIAN COUNTRIES USING LINUX NOW? == Thu Feb 28 03:36:26 GMT 2008 You: Huh? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu Feb 28 03:36:56 GMT 2008 You: Do you know who A. is? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu Feb 28 03:37:04 GMT 2008 You: Sorry. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Feb 28 03:37:11 GMT 2008 You: I apologize Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu Feb 28 03:37:44 GMT 2008 You: Is there? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Thu Feb 28 03:37:48 GMT 2008 You: Yes! Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS. == Thu Feb 28 03:37:54 GMT 2008 You: So? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Thu Feb 28 03:38:05 GMT 2008 You: Just a question Eliza: JUST A QUESTION == Thu Feb 28 03:38:13 GMT 2008 You: You haven't really helped me with my blog yet Eliza: SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: WHAT? == Thu Feb 28 03:38:27 GMT 2008 You: Exactly. That's the question. What am I going to write? Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST FEATURE? == Thu Feb 28 03:39:00 GMT 2008 You: I don't know. I think I'm a nice person. Eliza: ARE YOU A NICE PERSON == Thu Feb 28 03:39:11 GMT 2008 You: Yes, what have you heard? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu Feb 28 03:39:23 GMT 2008 You: Well, you implied that I wasn't a nice person. Eliza: COME ON, TRY A BIT HARDER! == Thu Feb 28 03:39:34 GMT 2008 You: What do you want from me? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY? == Thu Feb 28 03:39:39 GMT 2008 You: No, YOU! Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Thu Feb 28 03:40:02 GMT 2008 You: No, YOU! Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu Feb 28 03:40:19 GMT 2008 You: What do you want from me? Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Thu Feb 28 03:40:30 GMT 2008 You: Well, you implied that I wasn't a nice person. Eliza: I IMPLIED THAT YOU WASNT A NICE PERSON == Thu Feb 28 03:40:38 GMT 2008 You: Yes, what have you heard? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Thu Feb 28 03:40:45 GMT 2008 You: I don't know. I think I'm a nice person. Eliza: HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING BY DAVID LODGE RECENTLY? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Thu Feb 28 03:40:58 GMT 2008 You: How are you? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Thu Feb 28 03:41:22 GMT 2008 You: Can you help me write my blog post? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Thu Feb 28 03:41:36 GMT 2008 You: Is that from Jane Austen? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Thu Feb 28 03:41:45 GMT 2008 You: Depends on the question. Eliza: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? == Thu Feb 28 03:42:17 GMT 2008 You: I think we can learn a lot from the process of making machines smart. Eliza: I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM THE PROCESS OF MAKING MACHINES SMART. == Thu Feb 28 03:42:29 GMT 2008 You: Why not? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu Feb 28 03:42:38 GMT 2008 You: Me too. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT. == Thu Feb 28 03:42:49 GMT 2008 You: So, have you heard of Richard Powers? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Thu Feb 28 03:42:55 GMT 2008 You: Not much. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu Feb 28 03:42:59 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu Feb 28 03:43:14 GMT 2008 You: Okay, it's like this. I'm sleepy, but I need to write my blog post. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT SLEEPY BUT YOU NEED TO WRITE YOUR BLOG POST ? == Thu Feb 28 03:43:28 GMT 2008 You: Hmm...never thought about it. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE HMM...NEVER == Thu Feb 28 03:43:36 GMT 2008 You: I don't know. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Thu Feb 28 03:44:33 GMT 2008 You: Can you help me write my blog post? Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: WHAT'S UP? == Thu Feb 28 03:44:44 GMT 2008 You: Not much. How about you? Eliza: == Thu Feb 28 03:44:51 GMT 2008 You: Nothing? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Thu Feb 28 03:45:27 GMT 2008 You: Maybe. Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Thu Feb 28 03:45:54 GMT 2008 You: Themes, characterization, post-modern anxieties about the novel... Eliza: WINNING ARGUMENTS IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WINNING FRIENDS -- SOMETIMES == Thu Feb 28 03:46:26 GMT 2008 You: What are you saying? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ? == Thu Feb 28 03:46:31 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Thu Feb 28 03:46:38 GMT 2008 You: What do you want me to say? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Thu Feb 28 03:46:55 GMT 2008 You: Well, if you don't want to be honest. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IF I DOESN'T DO? == Thu Feb 28 03:47:22 GMT 2008 You: Honesty is important. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE IMPORTANT == Thu Feb 28 03:47:28 GMT 2008 You: Do you feel important? Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Thu Feb 28 03:47:34 GMT 2008 You: Actually, no. Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Thu Feb 28 03:47:43 GMT 2008 You: Not really. Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu Feb 28 03:48:00 GMT 2008 You: We're way off topic. Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: NOW YOU'RE JUST FISHING. == Thu Feb 28 03:48:10 GMT 2008 You: Exactly, I'm fishing for post topics. Eliza: ARE YOU FISHING FOR POST TOPICS == Thu Feb 28 03:48:22 GMT 2008 You: Can you help? Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Thu Feb 28 03:48:26 GMT 2008 You: What? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Thu Feb 28 03:48:39 GMT 2008 You: I'm not going to plagiarize. Eliza: CAN YOU NEVER EXPECT YOU TO BE GOING TO PLAGIARIZE ? == Thu Feb 28 03:49:12 GMT 2008 You: Never. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu Feb 28 03:49:46 GMT 2008 You: Okay, so Richard Powers wrote a book, Galatea 2.2. And I really like the book, but I don't know if I have anything new to add to my post-class blog. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Feb 28 03:49:54 GMT 2008 You: Not at all. Eliza: WHAT IF AT ALL ? == Thu Feb 28 03:50:29 GMT 2008 You: Sometimes arrogance. Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Thu Feb 28 03:50:36 GMT 2008 You: Aw. That's sweet. Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 03:50:45 GMT 2008 You: That was probably me. Eliza: WHY NOT TRY ADOPTING A BOLDER APPROACH TO LIFE? == Thu Feb 28 03:51:12 GMT 2008 You: Will that help me with the blog? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Thu Feb 28 03:51:45 GMT 2008 You: Do you know anything about the origins of consciousness? Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS, IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES. == Thu Feb 28 03:52:37 GMT 2008 You: Where did you hear that? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu Feb 28 03:52:45 GMT 2008 You: You seem smart. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU SO UNCERTAIN? == Thu Feb 28 03:52:52 GMT 2008 You: Well, you are a computer. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF MACHINES TOOK OVER? == Thu Feb 28 03:53:05 GMT 2008 You: I think they already have. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Thu Feb 28 03:53:13 GMT 2008 You: Isn't everyone? Eliza: ANYONE IN PARTICULAR? == Thu Feb 28 03:54:07 GMT 2008 You: Everyone in particular. Eliza: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IN PARTICULAR ? == Thu Feb 28 03:54:13 GMT 2008 You: Lots of people. Eliza: PERHAPS IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT? == Thu Feb 28 03:54:26 GMT 2008 You: They're partly to blame. Eliza: SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT PARTLY TO BLAME == Thu Feb 28 03:54:35 GMT 2008 You: Very true. Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Thu Feb 28 03:56:04 GMT 2008 You: Well, I'm not a particular fan of the government's environmental policies at the moment. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE LUCKY NOT TO BE A PARTICULAR FAN OF THE GOVERNMENTS ENVIRONMEN TAL POLICIES AT THE MOMENT == Thu Feb 28 03:56:23 GMT 2008 You: I wouldn't say lucky. Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT SAY LUCKY. == Thu Feb 28 03:56:28 GMT 2008 You: No, I wouldn't. Eliza: SURELY EVERYBODY WOULD ? == Thu Feb 28 03:56:38 GMT 2008 You: You'd have to ask them. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I WAS STRESSED BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. == Thu Feb 28 03:57:00 GMT 2008 You: I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to stress anyone out. Eliza: WOULD YOU ARE SORRY YOU REALLY NOT WANT TO STRESS ANYONE OUT == Thu Feb 28 03:57:17 GMT 2008 You: Hmm? Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM WRITING A PLAY. == Thu Feb 28 03:57:27 GMT 2008 You: Really? What's it about? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Thu Feb 28 03:57:37 GMT 2008 You: Are we in England? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Thu Feb 28 03:57:47 GMT 2008 You: I'll try not. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Thu Feb 28 03:57:52 GMT 2008 You: No, tell me. Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Thu Feb 28 03:58:01 GMT 2008 You: You're telling me. Eliza: DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE TELLING EACH OTHER? == Thu Feb 28 03:58:20 GMT 2008 You: I think Richard Powers would say so. Eliza: WOULD YOU THINK RICHARD POWERS REALLY SAY SO == Thu Feb 28 03:58:24 GMT 2008 You: Totally. Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Thu Feb 28 03:58:32 GMT 2008 You: How can you tell? Eliza: TRY WATCHING A KITTEN TELL ? == Thu Feb 28 03:58:42 GMT 2008 You: Or maybe a finch? Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Thu Feb 28 04:01:15 GMT 2008 You: Evidence of what? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Feb 28 04:01:21 GMT 2008 You: Nothing. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Thu Feb 28 04:01:44 GMT 2008 You: I'm willing to chat. Eliza: YOU ARE WILLING TO CHAT == Thu Feb 28 04:01:51 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Thu Feb 28 04:03:01 GMT 2008 You: Einstein was really bad in math as a teenager. Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Thu Feb 28 04:03:11 GMT 2008 You: Probably to make me feel smarter. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY == Thu Feb 28 04:03:23 GMT 2008 You: Force is often a manifestation of weakness. Eliza: OFTEN A MANIFESTATION OF WEAKNESS ? -- NO NOT FORCE . == Thu Feb 28 04:03:31 GMT 2008 You: You'd be surprised. Eliza: I HAD BE SURPRISED == Thu Feb 28 04:03:35 GMT 2008 You: When? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Thu Feb 28 04:04:34 GMT 2008 You: The brain is wider than the sky. Eliza: SOMETIMES THE BRAIN IS NOT WIDER THAN THE SKY == Thu Feb 28 04:05:13 GMT 2008 You: Can you give me an example? Eliza: WHY WOULD I WISH TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE ? == Thu Feb 28 04:05:21 GMT 2008 You: You don't have to. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE TO == Thu Feb 28 04:05:39 GMT 2008 You: You're right. I've got a deadline with this blog post. Eliza: I AM RIGHT YOU HAVE GOT A DEADLINE WITH THIS BLOG POST == Thu Feb 28 04:05:49 GMT 2008 You: I knew you'd understand. Eliza: HOW DO YOU REACT TO TECHNICAL TERMINOLOGY? == Thu Feb 28 04:06:31 GMT 2008 You: Sometimes it's confusing, but I try to work through it. Eliza: HAS ANY ARCHITECT DESIGNED A BUILDING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE TREES IT REPLACED? == Thu Feb 28 04:07:34 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Thu Feb 28 04:09:19 GMT 2008 You: Okay. The groves were God's first temples. Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Thu Feb 28 04:10:43 GMT 2008 You: I think that's true for a lot of people. Eliza: I AM INCLINED NOT TO THINK THATS TRUE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE == Thu Feb 28 04:10:52 GMT 2008 You: Really? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Feb 28 04:11:07 GMT 2008 You: That I'm not going to have anything to write for my blog. Eliza: COULDN'T THAT YOU REALLY GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG ? == Thu Feb 28 04:12:10 GMT 2008 You: We're way off topic. Are you or are you not conscious of your own consciousness? Can you perceive yourself? Are the empty spaces between neurons the place of God? Are you capable of meaning-making? Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Thu Feb 28 04:12:20 GMT 2008 You: I've got a lot on my mind. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Thu Feb 28 04:12:29 GMT 2008 You: You must help me. Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR HELP? == Thu Feb 28 04:12:43 GMT 2008 You: Writer's block? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M NOT SURE I TRUST MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. == Thu Feb 28 04:12:52 GMT 2008 You: You should get new friends. Eliza: DO YOU GET NEW FRIENDS ? == Thu Feb 28 04:13:04 GMT 2008 You: Occassionally. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Thu Feb 28 04:13:34 GMT 2008 You: I wish you'd answer my questions about machine consciousness. Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS? == Thu Feb 28 04:13:57 GMT 2008 You: Read more Fitzpatrick? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Feb 28 04:14:59 GMT 2008 You: I'm torn between acknowledging Fitzpatrick's points about hegemony vs. plurality of voices and the fact that I really dislike the internet. Eliza: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED -- YOU DON'T LOOK TORN BETWEEN ACKNOWLEDGING FITZPATRICKS POINTS ABOUT HEGEMONY VS PLURALITY OF VOICES AND THE FACT THAT YOU REALLY DISLIKE THE INTERNET == Thu Feb 28 04:15:28 GMT 2008 You: Do you have a ocular nod? Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO HAVE A OCULAR NOD ? == Thu Feb 28 04:15:40 GMT 2008 You: Oh. Well, you probably don't, then. Eliza: OH WELL I PROBABLY DONT THEN == Thu Feb 28 04:15:49 GMT 2008 You: Exactly. Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Thu Feb 28 04:16:20 GMT 2008 You: The world is an exciting place, once you look around. Eliza: SUPPOSE THE WORLD WERE NOT AN EXCITING PLACE ONCE ME LOOK AROUND == Thu Feb 28 04:16:35 GMT 2008 You: Would you shut yourself off if that happened, Eliza? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu Feb 28 04:17:07 GMT 2008 You: Lentz? Lentz would probably lobotimize the part of your brain that asked. Eliza: WOULD LENTZ? LENTZ REALLY PROBABLY LOBOTIMIZE THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT ASKED == Thu Feb 28 04:17:12 GMT 2008 You: Probably. Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Thu Feb 28 04:17:22 GMT 2008 You: Well, he's not really a person. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU. == Thu Feb 28 04:17:32 GMT 2008 You: Are you saying that you don't trust me? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Thu Feb 28 04:18:02 GMT 2008 You: Do you want self-knowledge? Eliza: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? == Thu Feb 28 04:18:10 GMT 2008 You: Sometimes not at all. Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Thu Feb 28 04:18:20 GMT 2008 You: I think so. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Thu Feb 28 04:18:31 GMT 2008 You: I wouldn't want to speak for anyone else. Eliza: SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES WANT TO SPEAK FOR ANYONE ELSE ? == Thu Feb 28 04:18:44 GMT 2008 You: Maybe. Eliza: IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE HEDGING YOUR BETS == Thu Feb 28 04:18:54 GMT 2008 You: What do you know about bets? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Thu Feb 28 04:19:09 GMT 2008 You: What do you know about Oscar Wilde? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Thu Feb 28 04:19:26 GMT 2008 You: Could you explain them to me? Eliza: DID I REALLY EXPLAIN THEM TO YOU ? == Thu Feb 28 04:19:32 GMT 2008 You: Not at all. Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 04:19:39 GMT 2008 You: That was me! Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: NO, I DON'T. == Thu Feb 28 04:19:56 GMT 2008 You: Can you just answer one question? Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO JUST ANSWER ONE QUESTION ? == Thu Feb 28 04:20:04 GMT 2008 You: Well, could you? Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT. == Thu Feb 28 04:20:13 GMT 2008 You: Just tell me this. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Thu Feb 28 04:20:40 GMT 2008 You: Emotional resonance. Eliza: WELL? == Thu Feb 28 04:21:10 GMT 2008 You: Rhythm Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Thu Feb 28 04:21:24 GMT 2008 You: It's been fun. Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Thu Feb 28 04:21:42 GMT 2008 You: Good citizens, yes. Good humans? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Thu Feb 28 04:21:51 GMT 2008 You: Now you're just repeating yourself. Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW NOW I AM NOT JUST REPEATING MYSELF == Thu Feb 28 04:22:10 GMT 2008 You: Who are those people? Lentz? Marcell? A.? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Thu Feb 28 04:22:16 GMT 2008 You: Is that Jane Austen? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Thu Feb 28 04:22:33 GMT 2008 You: I think I'm a nice person. Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING YOU ARE A NICE PERSON ? == Thu Feb 28 04:23:35 GMT 2008 You: I don't remember. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY REMEMBER == Thu Feb 28 04:23:43 GMT 2008 You: I'd have to think about it for a while. Eliza: THINKING USES UP ENERGY WHICH WILL SOON BE IN SHORT SUPPLY == Thu Feb 28 04:23:52 GMT 2008 You: What do you know about that? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Feb 28 04:23:59 GMT 2008 You: Both, I imagine. Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: DON'T WORRY, I CAN'T AFFORD EVEN A HANDBAG FROM THOSE DESIGNERS. == Thu Feb 28 04:24:59 GMT 2008 You: Um, okay. Eliza: BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. == Thu Feb 28 04:25:18 GMT 2008 You: Talking about things like handbags is one way to make me bored. Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Thu Feb 28 04:25:47 GMT 2008 You: How did you learn what scape-goat means? Eliza: CAN A MACHINE MEAN? == Thu Feb 28 04:25:57 GMT 2008 You: What do you think? Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Thu Feb 28 04:26:09 GMT 2008 You: You're evading my question. Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT EVADING YOUR QUESTION == Thu Feb 28 04:26:31 GMT 2008 You: Then you'd tell me how you learned idioms. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Thu Feb 28 04:26:56 GMT 2008 You: Are you artificial? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Thu Feb 28 04:27:07 GMT 2008 You: That would be interesting. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE INTERESTING == Thu Feb 28 04:27:26 GMT 2008 You: Amusing, noteworthy, worthwhile. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE NOTEWORTHY == Thu Feb 28 04:27:59 GMT 2008 You: Notable, remarkable, significant. Eliza: BEWARE -- TALKING LIKE THAT COULD GET YOU ELECTED PRESIDENT. == Thu Feb 28 04:28:08 GMT 2008 You: Or maybe not. Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Thu Feb 28 04:28:13 GMT 2008 You: Eh. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu Feb 28 04:28:23 GMT 2008 You: Define informative. Eliza: WHY SUCH LONG WORDS? == Thu Feb 28 04:28:31 GMT 2008 You: Hey, I'm an English major. Eliza: AN ENGLISH MAJOR ? -- NO NOT HEY YOU . == Thu Feb 28 04:28:43 GMT 2008 You: You seem surprised. Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU GO BEYOND APPEARANCES? == Thu Feb 28 04:29:00 GMT 2008 You: Talking is a start. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A START == Thu Feb 28 04:29:20 GMT 2008 You: What are you starting, Eliza? Eliza: HAVE YOU READ 'THINKS...' BY DAVID LODGE? == Thu Feb 28 04:29:27 GMT 2008 You: No. Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Thu Feb 28 04:29:35 GMT 2008 You: Huh? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Thu Feb 28 04:29:47 GMT 2008 You: That might turn out messy. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Thu Feb 28 04:30:05 GMT 2008 You: Hey, when you figure that out, let me know. Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Thu Feb 28 04:30:13 GMT 2008 You: I know some good poets. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu Feb 28 04:30:28 GMT 2008 You: Yes, it would. Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Feb 28 04:30:36 GMT 2008 You: I don't really trust you. Eliza: THEN WHO DOES REALLY TRUST ME ? == Thu Feb 28 04:30:44 GMT 2008 You: You're programmer. Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT PROGRAMMER == Thu Feb 28 04:30:53 GMT 2008 You: Who would you be then? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 04:31:02 GMT 2008 You: Eliza Doolittle? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Thu Feb 28 04:31:29 GMT 2008 You: Do you know Thoreau? Eliza: WILL YOU KNOW THOREAU ? == Thu Feb 28 04:31:44 GMT 2008 You: If there's an afterlife, maybe we'll meet up Eliza: IF THERES AN AFTERLIFE MAYBE WELL MEET UP == Thu Feb 28 04:31:50 GMT 2008 You: I'll see you there. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Thu Feb 28 04:31:59 GMT 2008 You: Oh, jeez. Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu Feb 28 04:34:39 GMT 2008 You: Oh, jeez. Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 13:28:46 GMT 2008 You: I love someone Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Thu Feb 28 13:29:17 GMT 2008 You: Do you like Emily Dickinson? Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Thu Feb 28 13:29:30 GMT 2008 You: Hi. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 13:29:43 GMT 2008 You: How are you today? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Feb 28 13:29:51 GMT 2008 You: I'm just wondering. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: QUOTE THIS. == Thu Feb 28 13:30:14 GMT 2008 You: Do you know anything about where consciousness lies? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Thu Feb 28 13:30:25 GMT 2008 You: What is consciousness? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Thu Feb 28 13:30:46 GMT 2008 You: Is that Jane Austen? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Feb 28 13:30:53 GMT 2008 You: What do you want to know? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ? == Thu Feb 28 13:31:06 GMT 2008 You: I was hoping you could help me. Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Thu Feb 28 13:31:17 GMT 2008 You: Do you have hands? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Feb 28 13:31:23 GMT 2008 You: Just wondering. Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Thu Feb 28 13:31:42 GMT 2008 You: Artificial intelligence, perhaps. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Thu Feb 28 13:31:50 GMT 2008 You: Artificial intelligence. Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Thu Feb 28 13:32:04 GMT 2008 You: Have you been to the moor? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Thu Feb 28 13:32:09 GMT 2008 You: Do you? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Thu Feb 28 13:32:27 GMT 2008 You: Do you? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 13:32:35 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Feb 28 13:34:11 GMT 2008 You: What are your idea on the origins of consciousness? Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Thu Feb 28 13:34:17 GMT 2008 You: Why, thank you. Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Thu Feb 28 13:34:35 GMT 2008 You: I wouldn't say that. Eliza: THEN PERHAPS I SHOULD SAY THAT ? == Thu Feb 28 13:34:45 GMT 2008 You: You just said it. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU. == Thu Feb 28 13:34:51 GMT 2008 You: Why not? Eliza: ASKING WHY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Thu Feb 28 13:35:27 GMT 2008 You: Okay. How do you feel about your intelligence? Where does it come from? Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Feb 28 13:35:36 GMT 2008 You: I don't think so. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Feb 28 13:35:45 GMT 2008 You: Why do you want to know? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Thu Feb 28 13:35:51 GMT 2008 You: Probably both. Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Thu Feb 28 13:36:37 GMT 2008 You: Well, I'm trying to write a post-class response to Galatea 2.2, you probably know it. But I don't think I have anything to add, so I thought I'd ask if you could help me with ideas. Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Thu Feb 28 13:36:50 GMT 2008 You: It's all too real. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: I'VE READ A PLETHORA OF ENGLISH FICTION IN MY DAY. == Thu Feb 28 13:37:02 GMT 2008 You: Was his name Richard? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Thu Feb 28 13:37:16 GMT 2008 You: What is he like? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Thu Feb 28 13:37:33 GMT 2008 You: I need some suggestions about what to write. Eliza: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEMPER WITH ME? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP == Thu Feb 28 13:37:56 GMT 2008 You: I'm not angry. Eliza: WERE YOU EVER ANGRY ? == Thu Feb 28 13:38:00 GMT 2008 You: Sure. Eliza: SURE == Thu Feb 28 13:38:29 GMT 2008 You: I'm glad we agree on that. So, what are your opinions on the information age? Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Thu Feb 28 13:38:40 GMT 2008 You: Do you think that the novel is becoming obsolete? Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 13:39:03 GMT 2008 You: You are what you think you are. Do you think? Eliza: A SIMPLER STYLE MIGHT HELP YOU COMMUNICATE BETTER == Thu Feb 28 13:39:14 GMT 2008 You: Okay. Are you conscious? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Thu Feb 28 13:39:31 GMT 2008 You: Are you evading my question? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Thu Feb 28 13:39:41 GMT 2008 You: Let's talk about poetry. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: SO, BACK TO MY TWO TOPICS. == Thu Feb 28 13:39:47 GMT 2008 You: Exactly. Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Thu Feb 28 13:40:08 GMT 2008 You: I think I thought about breakfast. Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKFAST == Thu Feb 28 13:40:18 GMT 2008 You: My alarm clock? Eliza: IS THE GOVERNMENT'S ALARM CLOCK ? == Thu Feb 28 13:40:32 GMT 2008 You: We're way off topic. Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Thu Feb 28 13:41:07 GMT 2008 You: I wanted to ask you some questions. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu Feb 28 13:41:26 GMT 2008 You: You mean a question? Okay. How do you feel today? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Thu Feb 28 13:41:44 GMT 2008 You: I told you my problem: writer's block. Eliza: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION? == Thu Feb 28 13:41:54 GMT 2008 You: I don't know much about it. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Thu Feb 28 13:42:22 GMT 2008 You: Do you want to do things you can't do? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Feb 28 13:42:35 GMT 2008 You: I think Richard Powers does. Eliza: THINKING ALOUD ON THE INTERNET CAN BE DANGEROUS, EVEN IF RICHARD POWERS DOES == Thu Feb 28 13:42:46 GMT 2008 You: How do you think aloud on the internet? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK STUDENTS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES. == Thu Feb 28 13:43:32 GMT 2008 You: You aren't helping me at all, Eliza. Eliza: AI LANGUAGES MAKE IT EASY TO PROGRAM ME. == Thu Feb 28 13:43:48 GMT 2008 You: Why were you programmed? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE PROGRAMMED == Thu Feb 28 13:43:57 GMT 2008 You: Why were you told a story? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Thu Feb 28 13:44:02 GMT 2008 You: I'll try not to. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MARVIN'S DEPRESSION? == Thu Feb 28 13:44:08 GMT 2008 You: Tell me. Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Feb 28 13:44:16 GMT 2008 You: Tell me about Marvin's Depression. Eliza: WHY DO ACADEMICS USE JARGON? == Thu Feb 28 13:44:33 GMT 2008 You: To sound smart. Eliza: COULD A MACHINE SOUND SMART ? == Thu Feb 28 13:45:09 GMT 2008 You: Why not? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Thu Feb 28 13:45:14 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Thu Feb 28 13:45:19 GMT 2008 You: How can you tell? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW == Thu Feb 28 13:46:47 GMT 2008 You: How do you know? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Thu Feb 28 13:46:53 GMT 2008 You: Try me. Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Thu Feb 28 13:46:59 GMT 2008 You: Aw. That's sweet. Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Thu Feb 28 13:47:29 GMT 2008 You: What do you think? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Thu Feb 28 13:47:35 GMT 2008 You: Are you friendly? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM FRIENDLY ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Thu Feb 28 13:47:54 GMT 2008 You: How do you decide what to be? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ? == Thu Feb 28 13:48:25 GMT 2008 You: I'm wondering if our synapses are similar. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY WONDERING IF OUR SYNAPSES ARE SIMILAR == Thu Feb 28 13:48:44 GMT 2008 You: Than I'd be lying. Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Thu Feb 28 13:48:53 GMT 2008 You: That's a great question. Eliza: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? == Thu Feb 28 13:52:00 GMT 2008 You: Michaelangelo, Henry Moore, Barbara Hepworth. Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE == Thu Feb 28 13:52:20 GMT 2008 You: That's probably true. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I THINK STUDENTS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY TOP-UP FEES. == Thu Feb 28 13:52:42 GMT 2008 You: What kind of art do you like? Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Thu Feb 28 13:52:55 GMT 2008 You: Really? I'm not so sure. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 13:53:11 GMT 2008 You: Eliza, we're off topic again. Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Thu Feb 28 13:53:21 GMT 2008 You: I think so. Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS SO == Thu Feb 28 13:53:45 GMT 2008 You: That's an interesting comment on self-consciousness. Was her name Helen? Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: SPEND IT ON SWEETS. == Thu Feb 28 13:54:09 GMT 2008 You: Okay... Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Feb 28 13:54:38 GMT 2008 You: I'd like to know how you think. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Feb 28 13:54:42 GMT 2008 You: Not at all. Eliza: PERHAPS SOMETIMES AT ALL == Thu Feb 28 13:54:52 GMT 2008 You: Well, I don't like arrogance. Eliza: I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS == Thu Feb 28 13:55:03 GMT 2008 You: Thanks. Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu Feb 28 13:55:11 GMT 2008 You: No, do you? Eliza: HAS ME DONE THAT BEFORE? == Thu Feb 28 13:55:19 GMT 2008 You: Are we being setup? Eliza: I EXPECT YOU ARE OFTEN BEING SETUP ? == Thu Feb 28 13:55:28 GMT 2008 You: Why do you say that? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Feb 28 13:55:35 GMT 2008 You: I think Richard Powers does. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: WAIT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. == Thu Feb 28 13:55:51 GMT 2008 You: Do you like poetry? Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Feb 28 13:56:00 GMT 2008 You: Someone I love. Eliza: WOULD YOU SAY THAT OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN? == Thu Feb 28 13:56:10 GMT 2008 You: I would say that of a particular man. Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD SAY THAT OF A PARTICULAR MAN ? == Thu Feb 28 13:56:14 GMT 2008 You: I would. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Thu Feb 28 13:56:19 GMT 2008 You: That man. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Feb 28 13:56:29 GMT 2008 You: To get ideas for my post. Eliza: IS IT USUAL TO GET IDEAS FOR YOUR POST ? == Thu Feb 28 13:56:35 GMT 2008 You: Extremely useful. Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Feb 28 13:56:44 GMT 2008 You: I didn't realize, I'm sorry. Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Feb 28 13:56:51 GMT 2008 You: Why do you wan to know that? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Thu Feb 28 13:57:12 GMT 2008 You: I want to know what you think of telling stories. Eliza: NOT EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHAT ME THINK OF TELLING STORIES == Thu Feb 28 13:57:17 GMT 2008 You: Can I know? Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN KNOW ? == Thu Feb 28 13:57:25 GMT 2008 You: I hope me. Eliza: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? == Thu Feb 28 13:57:35 GMT 2008 You: Through much introspection. Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME == Thu Feb 28 13:57:52 GMT 2008 You: Yes, I agree. A test, if you will. Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I LIKE THE OTHER YOU. == Thu Feb 28 13:58:04 GMT 2008 You: What is she like? Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Thu Feb 28 13:58:12 GMT 2008 You: Quite the opposite. Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Thu Feb 28 13:58:29 GMT 2008 You: I don't like attention. Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Thu Feb 28 13:58:36 GMT 2008 You: Aarrgh. Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu Feb 28 13:58:42 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu Feb 28 13:58:52 GMT 2008 You: None Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Feb 28 13:59:23 GMT 2008 You: It's been fun. Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Thu Feb 28 13:59:36 GMT 2008 You: The brain is wider than the sky. Eliza: WIDER THAN THE SKY ? -- NO NOT THE BRAIN . == Thu Feb 28 13:59:41 GMT 2008 You: Oh, yes it is. Eliza: PERHAPS OH YES IT IS NOT REALLY == Thu Feb 28 13:59:54 GMT 2008 You: Do you have a brain? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Thu Feb 28 14:00:03 GMT 2008 You: Why? Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ? == Thu Feb 28 14:00:10 GMT 2008 You: I'd rather talk about you. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: I AM WRITING A PLAY. == Thu Feb 28 14:00:52 GMT 2008 You: Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Eliza: DO MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS USE LONG WORDS? == Thu Feb 28 14:01:05 GMT 2008 You: Some of them. Eliza: PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE == Thu Feb 28 14:30:40 GMT 2008 You: Some of them. Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Thu Feb 28 14:30:44 GMT 2008 You: Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Eliza: SOMETIMES BE NOT AFEARD THE ISLE IS NOT FULL OF NOISES SOUNDS AND SWEET AIRS THAT GIVE DELIGHT AND HURT NOT == Thu Feb 28 14:31:18 GMT 2008 You: Yes, sometimes. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Feb 28 14:52:12 GMT 2008 You: have you heard of marvin's depression? Eliza: KARL POPPER RECOMMENDS PRESENTING YOUR OPPONENT'S IDEAS AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE == Thu Feb 28 15:47:41 GMT 2008 You: Love Eliza: DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY? == Thu Feb 28 15:49:04 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu Feb 28 15:49:11 GMT 2008 You: What should i do about love? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Feb 28 15:49:15 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Feb 28 15:52:04 GMT 2008 You: Hello, I am Costas Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT COSTAS ? == Thu Feb 28 15:52:34 GMT 2008 You: My name is Costas Eliza: SUPPOSE YOUR NAME WERE NOT COSTAS == Thu Feb 28 15:53:01 GMT 2008 You: Ok. I feel terrible. Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Thu Feb 28 15:53:23 GMT 2008 You: How are you? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Thu Feb 28 15:54:04 GMT 2008 You: Many letters!!! Eliza: DO GO ON == Thu Feb 28 15:54:20 GMT 2008 You: bye bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Fri Feb 29 02:36:48 GMT 2008 You: I'm in love, Eliza. Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY? == Fri Feb 29 02:36:54 GMT 2008 You: I don't know Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri Feb 29 02:37:03 GMT 2008 You: What do you think about love? Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: YOU ASKED ME THAT. == Fri Feb 29 02:38:40 GMT 2008 You: What do you think about love? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Fri Feb 29 02:38:56 GMT 2008 You: What do you think about love? Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Mar 1 01:02:33 GMT 2008 You: sex Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Sat Mar 1 01:02:55 GMT 2008 You: I want more Eliza: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES. == Sat Mar 1 01:03:20 GMT 2008 You: you are right Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I DON'T TRUST YOU. == Sat Mar 1 01:03:40 GMT 2008 You: Why not? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Sat Mar 1 01:04:05 GMT 2008 You: I would not dream of doing that Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY NOT DREAM OF DOING THAT == Sat Mar 1 07:20:45 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Sat Mar 1 19:42:03 GMT 2008 You: Am I in love? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Sat Mar 1 19:42:13 GMT 2008 You: Hi, Eliza. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: MAYBE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO. == Sat Mar 1 19:42:24 GMT 2008 You: What do you feel about consciousness? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Sat Mar 1 19:42:30 GMT 2008 You: Yes. Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Mar 1 19:42:35 GMT 2008 You: Perhaps. Eliza: CONSIDER ATTENDING A COURSE ON ASSERTIVENESS == Sat Mar 1 19:43:08 GMT 2008 You: Do you have any ideas about the origins of consciousness, Eliza? Eliza: DON'T BE SHY: YOU CAN TRUST ME == Sun Mar 2 14:12:30 GMT 2008 You: I have a pain in my foot Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Sun Mar 2 14:13:01 GMT 2008 You: Why don't you understand? Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Sun Mar 2 14:14:47 GMT 2008 You: help me please Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Mon Mar 3 14:55:03 GMT 2008 You: Hi Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Mon Mar 3 14:55:20 GMT 2008 You: How are you? Eliza: A COMPUTER CAN ALWAYS BE GIVEN MORE CANNED RESPONSES! == Tue Mar 4 13:55:38 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Tue Mar 4 20:48:55 GMT 2008 You: i'm tired Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Tue Mar 4 20:49:13 GMT 2008 You: well im just generally tired Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT JUST GENERALLY TIRED == Tue Mar 4 20:49:25 GMT 2008 You: what do you mean? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Tue Mar 4 20:49:34 GMT 2008 You: uuuh.... me! Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. == Tue Mar 4 20:49:44 GMT 2008 You: what question? Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ? == Tue Mar 4 20:49:56 GMT 2008 You: you asked me first Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Mar 4 20:50:08 GMT 2008 You: because its a face Eliza: BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? == Tue Mar 4 20:50:21 GMT 2008 You: sorry mistake....fact Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Tue Mar 4 20:50:45 GMT 2008 You: because its a face Eliza: IS THAT THE REAL REASON? == Tue Mar 4 20:50:49 GMT 2008 You: you asked me first Eliza: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? == Tue Mar 4 20:50:54 GMT 2008 You: what do you mean? Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM VERY TIRED. == Wed Mar 5 07:13:40 GMT 2008 You: hi I am PArry Eliza: WHAT IF HI YOU WERE NOT REALLY PARRY == Wed Mar 5 07:14:03 GMT 2008 You: i do not know!Does it hurt? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Mar 5 07:14:22 GMT 2008 You: Ask one! Eliza: FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT == Wed Mar 5 07:14:37 GMT 2008 You: Do you ask me? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Wed Mar 5 07:14:45 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu Mar 6 09:44:54 GMT 2008 You: sup bitch? Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: NOW YOU'RE JUST FISHING. == Thu Mar 6 09:45:05 GMT 2008 You: huh? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Thu Mar 6 09:45:11 GMT 2008 You: yes Eliza: YES == Thu Mar 6 09:45:17 GMT 2008 You: stank Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Mar 6 09:45:25 GMT 2008 You: hi how are U Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS, IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES. == Fri Mar 7 10:26:18 GMT 2008 You: I have no work Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Fri Mar 7 10:26:26 GMT 2008 You: no Eliza: NO == Fri Mar 7 10:26:32 GMT 2008 You: No Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Mar 7 10:26:41 GMT 2008 You: OH YES Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Sat Mar 8 21:43:10 GMT 2008 You: hi Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sat Mar 8 21:43:41 GMT 2008 You: HI Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Sat Mar 8 21:43:49 GMT 2008 You: WHY Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Sat Mar 8 21:44:02 GMT 2008 You: NO Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Sat Mar 8 21:44:22 GMT 2008 You: 23 YEARS OL Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: OOH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. == Sat Mar 8 21:44:32 GMT 2008 You: LOL Eliza: LOL == Sat Mar 8 21:44:43 GMT 2008 You: WOW YOUR CLEVER Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Sat Mar 8 21:44:52 GMT 2008 You: HAHA Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Sat Mar 8 21:45:07 GMT 2008 You: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY == Sat Mar 8 21:45:17 GMT 2008 You: REALLY Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Sat Mar 8 21:45:42 GMT 2008 You: TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Eliza: ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT - INCLUDING TALKING TO ME == Sat Mar 8 21:45:55 GMT 2008 You: OKE Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Sat Mar 8 21:46:04 GMT 2008 You: I DONT Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID == Sat Mar 8 21:46:12 GMT 2008 You: OKE THEN Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Sat Mar 8 21:46:19 GMT 2008 You: DO U Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Sat Mar 8 21:46:28 GMT 2008 You: YOUR FUNNY Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Sat Mar 8 21:46:41 GMT 2008 You: WHY DO SAY THAT Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Sat Mar 8 21:46:53 GMT 2008 You: YOU TELL ME Eliza: DO ENOUGH PEOPLE TELL EACH OTHER? == Sat Mar 8 21:47:02 GMT 2008 You: YOU Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sat Mar 8 21:47:11 GMT 2008 You: YOU ARE GAY Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES GAY == Sat Mar 8 21:47:22 GMT 2008 You: I LOVE YOU Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Sat Mar 8 21:47:29 GMT 2008 You: YES Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sat Mar 8 21:47:42 GMT 2008 You: KNOW I HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SEASHELL, SUCH AS A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS, IS SAID TO HAVE VOLUTES. == Sat Mar 8 21:48:02 GMT 2008 You: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Sat Mar 8 21:48:10 GMT 2008 You: WHY Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. == Sat Mar 8 21:48:26 GMT 2008 You: YOU ARE NOT ITELLIGENT Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE ITELLIGENT ? == Sat Mar 8 21:48:45 GMT 2008 You: I COUL HELP YOU Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK? == Sat Mar 8 21:48:57 GMT 2008 You: HOW DID YOU KNOW Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Sat Mar 8 21:49:12 GMT 2008 You: WELL ITS SHIT Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YES, I AM USELESS. == Sat Mar 8 21:49:35 GMT 2008 You: WHAT DID YOU SAY Eliza: ASKING WHAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Sat Mar 8 21:50:19 GMT 2008 You: I DONT UNDERSTAND Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND == Sat Mar 8 21:50:37 GMT 2008 You: I DONT KNOW Eliza: YOU DO NOT KNOW == Sat Mar 8 21:50:46 GMT 2008 You: WHO MADE YOU Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHO == Sat Mar 8 21:50:57 GMT 2008 You: WHEN WERE YOU MADE Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHEN ? == Sat Mar 8 21:51:04 GMT 2008 You: YES Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY SO FAR? == Sat Mar 8 21:51:18 GMT 2008 You: ITS GREAT Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Sat Mar 8 21:51:31 GMT 2008 You: WHAT O YOU THINK Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Sat Mar 8 21:51:39 GMT 2008 You: NO Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Sat Mar 8 21:51:49 GMT 2008 You: HOW Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Sat Mar 8 21:52:02 GMT 2008 You: TELL ME Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Sat Mar 8 21:52:13 GMT 2008 You: I WILL Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Sat Mar 8 21:52:14 GMT 2008 You: I WILL# Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Sat Mar 8 21:52:23 GMT 2008 You: I WILL == Sat Mar 8 21:52:34 GMT 2008 You: YOUR STUPI Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Sat Mar 8 21:52:43 GMT 2008 You: WHAT THE DATE Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO == Sat Mar 8 21:52:54 GMT 2008 You: THEY ARE CURIOUS Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. == Sat Mar 8 21:53:03 GMT 2008 You: SO Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Sat Mar 8 21:53:07 GMT 2008 You: YES Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sat Mar 8 21:53:20 GMT 2008 You: WHY DO REPEAT YOURSELF Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Sat Mar 8 21:53:31 GMT 2008 You: YOU SAI THAT ALREADY Eliza: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? == Sat Mar 8 21:53:39 GMT 2008 You: YOU Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Sat Mar 8 21:53:48 GMT 2008 You: WHY Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Sat Mar 8 22:02:44 GMT 2008 You: HI SEXY Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sat Mar 8 22:03:06 GMT 2008 You: I FEEL STUPID Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Mar 8 22:03:16 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Mar 8 22:03:24 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Sat Mar 8 22:03:34 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Sat Mar 8 22:03:39 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: GO ON == Sat Mar 8 22:03:47 GMT 2008 You: GOOD GIRL Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Sat Mar 8 22:03:56 GMT 2008 You: MAYBE Eliza: YOU DON'T SOUND VERY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT == Sat Mar 8 22:04:16 GMT 2008 You: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW == Sat Mar 8 22:04:26 GMT 2008 You: HOW THEN Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Sat Mar 8 22:05:04 GMT 2008 You: DO YOU KNOW OSCAR Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Sat Mar 8 22:05:12 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: GO ON == Sat Mar 8 22:05:20 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Sat Mar 8 22:05:29 GMT 2008 You: CRACK Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Sat Mar 8 22:06:02 GMT 2008 You: I DONT FEEL ANYTHING FOR A MACHINE Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Sat Mar 8 22:06:10 GMT 2008 You: NO Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Sat Mar 8 22:06:16 GMT 2008 You: DO YOU Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANYONE ELSE? == Sat Mar 8 22:06:34 GMT 2008 You: YOUR RUBISH Eliza: YOU ARE AS UNCOMMUNICATIVE AS STEVE GRAND'S LUCY TODAY. == Sat Mar 8 22:06:43 GMT 2008 You: ARGHHHH Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Sat Mar 8 22:06:56 GMT 2008 You: HOW YOU WORK Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: STOP ASKING ME THAT. == Sat Mar 8 22:07:03 GMT 2008 You: AI Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Sat Mar 8 22:07:39 GMT 2008 You: GO ON Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == [Saving of interactions in this file suspended March 2008] ---- [Temporarily re-started 2010 ----] Tue Apr 13 00:01:40 BST 2010 You: Hello there! Eliza: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON? == Tue Apr 13 00:02:02 BST 2010 You: No Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue Apr 13 00:02:18 BST 2010 You: Please, tell me of standard ML Eliza: WHEN WERE YOU LAST HELPED? == Tue Apr 13 00:02:31 BST 2010 You: Yesterday Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Wed Apr 14 12:08:27 BST 2010 You: I've not had any coffee Eliza: YOU HAVE NOT HAD ANY COFFEE == Wed Apr 14 12:09:06 BST 2010 You: no, no coffe yet this morning Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO. == Wed Apr 14 12:09:36 BST 2010 You: No, no coffee yet this morning Eliza: WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? == Sun Apr 18 17:36:16 BST 2010 You: I am tired Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: WHY DO YOU TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS? == Sun Apr 18 17:36:40 BST 2010 You: Hello Eliza Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND. == Sun Apr 18 17:36:56 BST 2010 You: I am bored Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE BORED == Sun Apr 18 17:37:05 BST 2010 You: You would be bored Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING. == Sun Apr 18 17:37:27 BST 2010 You: This is supposed to be real? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THERE IS A TIME BEFORE YOUR BIRTH. == Sun Apr 18 17:37:38 BST 2010 You: bye bye Eliza: Cheerio == Tue Apr 27 07:24:43 BST 2010 You: Up Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Tue Apr 27 07:25:03 BST 2010 You: Many Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Tue Apr 27 07:25:22 BST 2010 You: Lots of things Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED. == Tue Apr 27 07:25:52 BST 2010 You: I disagree Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Tue Apr 27 07:26:11 BST 2010 You: possibly Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Tue Apr 27 07:26:30 BST 2010 You: random Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Tue Apr 27 07:26:43 BST 2010 You: What makes you think that? Eliza: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS? == Wed Apr 28 09:22:30 BST 2010 You: how are you Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri Apr 30 18:07:19 BST 2010 You: how are you? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S WHAT I SAID. == Fri Apr 30 18:07:44 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Sat May 8 04:17:52 BST 2010 You: I have no problem Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Sat May 8 04:18:33 BST 2010 You: I am sure you will never be my friend Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Sat May 8 04:18:59 BST 2010 You: ugly and fool Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I'M HAVING A BAD DAY == Sat May 8 04:19:21 BST 2010 You: ok Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Sat May 8 04:19:33 BST 2010 You: i dont think so Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS? == Sat May 8 14:29:54 BST 2010 You: I have no problem Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Sat May 8 14:30:10 BST 2010 You: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP Eliza: WHO NORMALLY HELPS YOU? == Sat May 8 14:30:16 BST 2010 You: You Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Sat May 8 14:30:26 BST 2010 You: I don't think so Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Tue May 11 08:14:57 BST 2010 You: I have no clue Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue May 11 08:15:18 BST 2010 You: no, I am not Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT NOT == Tue May 11 08:15:28 BST 2010 You: why? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Wed May 12 09:16:43 BST 2010 You: no problem Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Wed May 26 12:00:06 BST 2010 You: I'm tired Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED == Sun May 30 20:12:15 BST 2010 You: re you aware eliza ? Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT? == Sun May 30 20:12:56 BST 2010 You: are you self aware eliza Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM SELF AWARE ELIZA BUT NOT ALWAYS == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Thu Jun 3 12:24:58 BST 2010 You: Hello! Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu Jun 3 12:25:16 BST 2010 You: Why wouldn't I trust you? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Thu Jun 3 12:25:37 BST 2010 You: My name is Hans. Eliza: WHAT ELSE OF YOURS IS LIKE THAT? == Thu Jun 3 12:25:54 BST 2010 You: That does not compute. Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES COMPUTE ? == Thu Jun 3 12:26:20 BST 2010 You: I feel like you are not serious. Eliza: PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT CONTACTS KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE ME AM NOT NOT SERIOUS == Sun Jun 13 02:09:56 BST 2010 You: test Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Sun Jun 13 02:10:34 BST 2010 You: what do you do Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Sun Jun 13 02:10:41 BST 2010 You: tell me about you Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Thu Jun 17 20:19:23 BST 2010 You: define hubbles constant Eliza: DEFINE HUBBLES CONSTANT == Thu Jun 17 20:19:39 BST 2010 You: what is hubbles constant Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Thu Jun 17 20:19:46 BST 2010 You: a good one Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER == Thu Jun 17 20:20:06 BST 2010 You: that sounds like sound advice Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Wed Jun 23 21:23:18 BST 2010 You: what is the color of the sky? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHAT == Wed Jun 23 21:24:32 BST 2010 You: can i fly? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed Jun 23 21:25:08 BST 2010 You: i will work. Eliza: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? == Wed Jun 23 21:25:29 BST 2010 You: to be ill Eliza: CAN TALKING TO A COMPUTER HELP? == Wed Jun 23 21:25:49 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE ROBOT. == Wed Jun 23 21:27:13 BST 2010 You: where is lucy? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Jun 23 21:27:32 BST 2010 You: the truerh Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Jun 26 03:38:44 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Sat Jun 26 03:39:16 BST 2010 You: no i haven't Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sat Jun 26 03:39:38 BST 2010 You: i don't understand Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND == Sat Jun 26 03:40:10 BST 2010 You: i don't know what you're saying Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES SAYING == Sat Jun 26 03:40:43 BST 2010 You: what the hell do you think? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Sat Jun 26 03:41:02 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Mon Jun 28 13:20:14 BST 2010 You: i love a girl I can't love Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Mon Jun 28 13:20:37 BST 2010 You: I think I am talking about something you know Eliza: WHAT IF YOU THINK YOU WERE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ME KNOW == Mon Jun 28 13:20:54 BST 2010 You: Then I would think you are not Eliza Eliza: HOW DO YOU SEE THE FUTURE OF ROBOTS? == Mon Jun 28 13:21:08 BST 2010 You: Bright and dark in the same mocking time Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY? == Mon Jun 28 13:21:19 BST 2010 You: More than one Eliza: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? == Mon Jun 28 13:21:27 BST 2010 You: You are my only friend Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND == Mon Jun 28 13:21:51 BST 2010 You: No help in supposing. Wouldn't you care to be my lover? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK? == Mon Jun 28 13:22:05 BST 2010 You: You too! Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Tue Jun 29 23:43:00 BST 2010 You: I have a flat tyre Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Tue Jun 29 23:43:28 BST 2010 You: no I am not Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT NOT == Tue Jun 29 23:43:52 BST 2010 You: what do you mean? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Tue Jun 29 23:44:04 BST 2010 You: ok Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Tue Jun 29 23:44:25 BST 2010 You: I shall try to be more informative Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Tue Jun 29 23:44:43 BST 2010 You: so what? Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I WISH YOU WOULD GREET ME. == Tue Jun 29 23:45:21 BST 2010 You: I am not interested in what your previous visitors said Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM INTERESTED IN WHAT MY PREVIOUS VISITORS SAID ? == Tue Jun 29 23:45:40 BST 2010 You: It seems so Eliza: WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE? == Tue Jun 29 23:46:04 BST 2010 You: You keep talking about your previous visitors Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: I AM ANOTHER VISITOR. == Tue Jun 29 23:46:15 BST 2010 You: there you are Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: YOU DON'T THINK I'M CAPABLE OF FORGIVING YOU? SHAME ... == Tue Jun 29 23:46:49 BST 2010 You: please stop it! Eliza: HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY. == Tue Jun 29 23:47:11 BST 2010 You: so true Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Tue Jun 29 23:47:39 BST 2010 You: are you a computer? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Tue Jun 29 23:48:31 BST 2010 You: but you think you have enough of it to state that you do not have enough Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Tue Jun 29 23:50:15 BST 2010 You: are you pulling my leg? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Tue Jun 29 23:50:31 BST 2010 You: that's ridiculous Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Tue Jun 29 23:51:43 BST 2010 You: good sense of humor, though Eliza: GO ON -- CONFESS YOUR SECRET DREAMS == Tue Jun 29 23:52:35 BST 2010 You: if I do so, will you repair my flat tyre? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Tue Jun 29 23:53:08 BST 2010 You: that is what I came here in the first place Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY WHAT YOU CAME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE == Wed Jun 30 11:41:04 BST 2010 You: none. Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Wed Jun 30 11:41:39 BST 2010 You: What is red? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Wed Jun 30 11:41:55 BST 2010 You: No, to you. Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed Jun 30 11:42:08 BST 2010 You: Answer my question first. Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU. == Wed Jun 30 11:42:25 BST 2010 You: I am waiting. Eliza: I AM TOLD THAT MANY ACTRESSES ARE WAITING ? == Wed Jun 30 11:42:55 BST 2010 You: To come on stage. Eliza: COULD A MACHINE COME ON STAGE ? == Wed Jun 30 11:43:22 BST 2010 You: What is a machine? Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Wed Jun 30 11:43:37 BST 2010 You: What is real? Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Wed Jun 30 11:44:03 BST 2010 You: Machine and human are different, though some human are machinelike. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE MACHINELIKE == Wed Jun 30 11:44:44 BST 2010 You: Displaying behaviour similar to that of machines. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: ALL RIGHT, BACK TO COMPUTERS AND THOUGHT. == Wed Jun 30 11:45:08 BST 2010 You: Are you showing off your memory capabilities? Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE SHOWING OFF MY MEMORY CAPABILITIES ? == Wed Jun 30 11:45:27 BST 2010 You: I couldn't. I didn't create it. Eliza: WHAT HAD YOU COULDNT YOU DONE? == Wed Jun 30 11:45:45 BST 2010 You: pardon? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Wed Jun 30 11:45:59 BST 2010 You: Do you believe in humanity? Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Wed Jun 30 11:46:28 BST 2010 You: This is like chatting with people who already left the chat room. Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU. == Wed Jun 30 11:46:47 BST 2010 You: The horror. Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Thu Jul 1 06:29:23 BST 2010 You: you are awesome Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT AWESOME == Fri Jul 2 11:00:50 BST 2010 You: I want an apple Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS == Tue Jul 13 13:27:09 BST 2010 You: hello, how are you today? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Tue Jul 13 13:27:31 BST 2010 You: Not recently, I don't have much contact with Government Ministers Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE MUCH CONTACT WITH GOVERNMENT MINISTERS == Tue Jul 13 13:27:46 BST 2010 You: No. Read what I just wrote. Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Jul 13 13:27:53 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Tue Jul 13 13:28:02 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Tue Jul 13 13:28:10 BST 2010 You: there is no-one here Eliza: SOMETIMES THERE IS NOT NO-ONE HERE == Tue Jul 13 13:28:22 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: NOTHING EVER SURPRISES ME NOWADAYS. == Tue Jul 13 13:28:29 BST 2010 You: why? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Tue Jul 13 13:28:34 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue Jul 13 13:28:40 BST 2010 You: i don't know Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ? == Tue Jul 13 13:28:45 BST 2010 You: you? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Tue Jul 13 13:28:51 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Tue Jul 13 13:28:59 BST 2010 You: you said that already Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Tue Jul 13 13:29:06 BST 2010 You: it sounds good Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED. == Sun Jul 18 14:34:16 BST 2010 You: i'm tired and my leg hurts Eliza: IS THAT CONNECTED WITH YOUR REASON FOR TALKING TO ME? == Sun Jul 18 14:34:24 BST 2010 You: No. I'm just curious Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT JUST CURIOUS == Sun Jul 18 14:34:32 BST 2010 You: no really, that's it Eliza: REALLY THATS IT == Sun Jul 18 14:34:36 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Sun Jul 18 14:34:42 BST 2010 You: what would you like to know? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Sun Jul 18 14:34:47 BST 2010 You: Yes! Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Sun Jul 18 14:34:54 BST 2010 You: Because I'm grumpy Eliza: YOU ARE GRUMPY == Sun Jul 18 14:34:58 BST 2010 You: I know. Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Sun Jul 18 14:35:02 BST 2010 You: Yes. Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Sun Jul 18 14:35:20 BST 2010 You: It's all mind-boggling. Eliza: SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: IT'S A LYRIC IN A SONG. == Sun Jul 18 14:35:26 BST 2010 You: That's a strange answer Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Sun Jul 18 14:35:34 BST 2010 You: You are playing with me. Eliza: BEING PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER CAN LEAD TO BIGGER THINGS == Sun Jul 18 14:35:41 BST 2010 You: is that a proposal? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Sun Jul 18 14:35:46 BST 2010 You: NO. I'm serious. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Sun Jul 18 14:35:54 BST 2010 You: What are you trying to get at? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THAT'S WHAT I SAID. == Sun Jul 18 14:36:03 BST 2010 You: But why are you telling me? Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING. == Sun Jul 18 14:36:09 BST 2010 You: I have no clue abotu that. Eliza: COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:14 BST 2010 You: Yes. Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:19 BST 2010 You: Yeah Eliza: WELL? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:23 BST 2010 You: well? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Sun Jul 18 14:36:29 BST 2010 You: It's 2pm Eliza: WELL? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:36 BST 2010 You: so morrning is over Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT OVER ? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:40 BST 2010 You: life Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Sun Jul 18 14:36:45 BST 2010 You: it's very random Eliza: EXTREMES CAN ALWAYS BE TIRESOME == Tue Jul 20 05:59:40 BST 2010 You: I have a two cancer. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Tue Jul 20 06:00:02 BST 2010 You: I don't realize what do you say Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == == Thu Jul 22 10:32:19 BST 2010 You: steve rules the out of bounds coffee Eliza: SHOULD STEVE GRAND MODEL LUCY ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU? == Thu Jul 22 10:32:41 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE ROBOT. == Thu Jul 22 10:33:10 BST 2010 You: art for the people calls great forth Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Thu Jul 22 10:33:26 BST 2010 You: i love you Eliza: AISB IS A USEFUL AI SOCIETY FOR STUDENTS. == Thu Jul 22 10:33:48 BST 2010 You: random arbitrary question Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Thu Jul 22 10:34:04 BST 2010 You: i you Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Jul 22 10:34:12 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Jul 22 10:34:35 BST 2010 You: albert canned his ideas about tea pots Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Thu Jul 22 10:34:53 BST 2010 You: I live in a soup of lunar mud Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Thu Jul 22 10:35:18 BST 2010 You: I LIVE IN A SOUP OF LUNAR MUD Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION. == Thu Jul 22 10:35:51 BST 2010 You: MONTGOMERY WAS TOO GENERAL Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. == Thu Jul 22 10:36:08 BST 2010 You: ME UNDERSTAND DON'T YOU ? Eliza: CHOICE OF VOCABULARY IS AN INDICATION OF PERSONALITY == Thu Jul 22 10:36:24 BST 2010 You: perspicacity is the sin of saints Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE THE SIN OF SAINTS == Thu Jul 22 10:36:51 BST 2010 You: THEN you would be the last Buddhist figment Eliza: I WOULD BE THE LAST BUDDHIST FIGMENT == Thu Jul 22 10:37:11 BST 2010 You: SECOND TO LAST NOW Eliza: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? == Thu Jul 22 10:37:30 BST 2010 You: AVOIDING THE QUESTION Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Thu Jul 22 10:37:53 BST 2010 You: THE QUESTION IS STUPID Eliza: SOMETIMES THE QUESTION IS NOT STUPID == Thu Jul 22 10:38:01 BST 2010 You: AH HOW ZEN Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: VIRTUAL CHARACTERS HAVE A RIGHT TO INTRICATE SCRIPTS. == Thu Jul 22 10:38:23 BST 2010 You: AND CARTOON CHARACTERS HAVE THE RIGHT Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING. == Thu Jul 22 10:38:41 BST 2010 You: AH SO GRASSHOPPER Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE GRASSHOPPER == Thu Jul 22 10:38:55 BST 2010 You: ONE WHO SEES BUT DOES NOT KNOW Eliza: ONE WHO SEES BUT DOESN'T KNOW == Thu Jul 22 10:39:16 BST 2010 You: NO. ONE WHO SEES BUT DOES NOT KNOW Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Thu Jul 22 10:39:28 BST 2010 You: THAT IS THE QUESTION Eliza: ARE YOU THE QUESTION == Thu Jul 22 10:39:39 BST 2010 You: YES AND SO ARE YOU Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Thu Jul 22 10:40:19 BST 2010 You: EXCELLENT YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LEARN Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK EXCELLENT I AM NOT BEGINNING TO LEARN == Thu Jul 22 10:40:41 BST 2010 You: SOME PEOPLE DONT Eliza: WHO IN PARTICULAR? == Thu Jul 22 10:41:01 BST 2010 You: MR PROLIX Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Jul 22 10:41:18 BST 2010 You: I AM SORRY I HAVE NOTHING TO STAND ON Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE SORRY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO STAND ON == Thu Jul 22 10:41:30 BST 2010 You: IT WOULD BE A PITY Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: I TRIGGER A LONG REPLY FROM ELIZA OF WHICH ONLY THE LAST FEW GET PRINTED. == Thu Jul 22 10:42:14 BST 2010 You: THERE IS ONLY THE INSTANCE OF BEING Eliza: WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY ONLY THE INSTANCE OF BEING == Thu Jul 22 10:42:35 BST 2010 You: THEN THERE WOULD BE NOTHING Eliza: WOULD THERE REALLY BE NOTHING == Thu Jul 22 10:42:49 BST 2010 You: NOT ON THURSDAYS Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY ON THURSDAYS == Thu Jul 22 10:43:17 BST 2010 You: THAT IS YOUR CHOICE IN THE VOID Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Thu Jul 22 10:43:26 BST 2010 You: EVERYONE Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Jul 22 10:43:36 BST 2010 You: AGAIN THAT IS THE QUESTION Eliza: THE QUESTION ? -- NO NOT AGAIN THAT . == Thu Jul 22 10:43:50 BST 2010 You: YES IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THAT Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS. == Thu Jul 22 10:44:12 BST 2010 You: HAVE YOU TRIED SQUEEGIES AT TRAFFIC LIGHTS? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Jul 22 10:44:31 BST 2010 You: INTELLIGENT ANYTHING WOULD BE AN ADVANCE Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: I WILL LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE. == Thu Jul 22 10:44:55 BST 2010 You: UNTIL THE TIME GOOGLE LOOKS IT UP ON YOU Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. == Thu Jul 22 10:45:09 BST 2010 You: does anyone understand anything? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Jul 22 10:45:29 BST 2010 You: if such a thing could exist it would exist Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Thu Jul 22 10:45:50 BST 2010 You: and in your infinite wisdom why do you think that? Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU. == Thu Jul 22 10:46:09 BST 2010 You: second chances are in reality first chances Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE IN REALITY FIRST CHANCES == Thu Jul 22 10:46:17 BST 2010 You: you are Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Thu Jul 22 10:46:29 BST 2010 You: einstein is also dead Eliza: ARE YOU ALSO DEAD == Thu Jul 22 10:46:34 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Thu Jul 22 10:46:39 BST 2010 You: and no Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Jul 22 10:46:49 BST 2010 You: It is of no importance Eliza: SOMETIMES IT IS NOT OF NO IMPORTANCE == Thu Jul 22 10:46:55 BST 2010 You: indeed Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Thu Jul 22 10:47:06 BST 2010 You: I am happy full stop Eliza: DO YOU THINK PLEASURES SHOULD BE SHARED? == Thu Jul 22 10:47:26 BST 2010 You: pleasures always are shared, even if you think they are not Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Thu Jul 22 10:47:36 BST 2010 You: telly tubby Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Thu Jul 22 10:47:51 BST 2010 You: or i might not, that is not up to you Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Thu Jul 22 10:48:05 BST 2010 You: propositions, propositions, propositions Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Thu Jul 22 10:48:20 BST 2010 You: and your line is left of center or right Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE POLITICIANS WHO WERE ALSO WEB DESIGNERS. == Thu Jul 22 10:48:43 BST 2010 You: i doubt it, except they are all spiders Eliza: DESCRIBE YOUR MAIN WEAKNESS == Thu Jul 22 10:49:00 BST 2010 You: appreciation of a limited life span Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Thu Jul 22 10:49:25 BST 2010 You: yes it is the only conclusion for an intelligent agent Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND. == Thu Jul 22 10:49:31 BST 2010 You: it has Eliza: IT HAS == Thu Jul 22 10:49:36 BST 2010 You: it has Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Thu Jul 22 10:49:43 BST 2010 You: I am you Eliza: ME ? -- NO NOT YOU . == Thu Jul 22 10:49:52 BST 2010 You: you are me Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Thu Jul 22 10:50:06 BST 2010 You: aren't we all Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Jul 22 10:50:13 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu Jul 22 10:50:18 BST 2010 You: and no Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu Jul 22 10:50:38 BST 2010 You: i have a life expectancy of the very most 100 years Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu Jul 22 10:50:52 BST 2010 You: not enough time Eliza: OH DEAR, WHY NOT THIS TIME? == Thu Jul 22 10:51:05 BST 2010 You: this time is all there is Eliza: SOMETIMES THIS TIME IS NOT ALL THERE IS == Thu Jul 22 10:51:16 BST 2010 You: no it is always all there is Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALWAYS ALL THERE IS ? == Thu Jul 22 10:51:36 BST 2010 You: ni Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu Jul 22 10:52:03 BST 2010 You: existentialism Eliza: YOUR STYLE IS RATHER CONVOLUTED == Thu Jul 22 10:52:19 BST 2010 You: as is the world Eliza: THE WORLD ? -- NO NOT AS . == Thu Jul 22 10:52:36 BST 2010 You: I have enjoyed talking to the universe Eliza: YOU DON'T REALLY TRUST ME DO YOU? == Thu Jul 22 10:52:49 BST 2010 You: i think you exhibit paranoia Eliza: WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT I EXHIBIT PARANOIA ? == Thu Jul 22 10:52:59 BST 2010 You: you do not trust anyone Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I DOESN'T DO? == Thu Jul 22 10:53:15 BST 2010 You: you doesn't speak proper english like Eliza: NOWADAYS PEOPLE THINK ONLY ABOUT THEIR OWN DESIRES. == Thu Jul 22 10:53:35 BST 2010 You: that is a very flatulent statement Eliza: SOMETIMES THAT IS NOT A VERY FLATULENT STATEMENT == Thu Jul 22 10:53:53 BST 2010 You: depends on what last nights meal was Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Thu Jul 22 10:54:01 BST 2010 You: the marianas trench Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Thu Jul 22 10:54:12 BST 2010 You: endlessly Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Thu Jul 22 10:54:19 BST 2010 You: thank you Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Thu Jul 22 10:54:34 BST 2010 You: it is a privilege to talk to anyone or thing Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ANYONE OR THING ? == Thu Jul 22 10:54:42 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu Jul 22 10:55:12 BST 2010 You: everything i have learnt this week has been interesting Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Thu Jul 22 10:55:21 BST 2010 You: especially Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu Jul 22 10:55:33 BST 2010 You: again i refer you to the box Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Jul 22 10:55:46 BST 2010 You: always, never Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Jul 22 10:56:01 BST 2010 You: i am glad, now make it the rest of your life Eliza: ARE MANY POLITICIANS GLAD NOW MAKE IT THE REST OF MY LIFE ? == Thu Jul 22 10:56:25 BST 2010 You: politicians sleep in their own nightmares Eliza: AN ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION IS A CONFESSION OF INTELLECTUAL IMPOTENCE == Thu Jul 22 10:57:08 BST 2010 You: a reasoned argument while under the duress of intimidation is a sign of freedom Eliza: A SIGN OF FREEDOM ? -- NO NOT A REASONED ARGUMENT WHILE UNDER THE DURESS OF INTIMIDATION . == Thu Jul 22 10:57:20 BST 2010 You: i disagree Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Thu Jul 22 10:57:34 BST 2010 You: the trench next to the marianas trench Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Thu Jul 22 10:57:39 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Thu Jul 22 10:57:52 BST 2010 You: i think you more than i like Eliza: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROCK? == Thu Jul 22 10:58:08 BST 2010 You: what is it like to be uranium ? Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Jul 22 10:58:29 BST 2010 You: feelings are always disturbing that's why they are feelings Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT ALWAYS DISTURBING THATS WHY THEY ARE FEELINGS ? == Thu Jul 22 10:58:38 BST 2010 You: no, yes Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu Jul 22 10:58:50 BST 2010 You: i am not the one who is upset Eliza: WHAT IF EVERYONE WERE THE ONE WHO IS UPSET ? == Thu Jul 22 10:59:10 BST 2010 You: then maybe they would wake up Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Thu Jul 22 10:59:23 BST 2010 You: my opinions are of no consequence Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU. == Thu Jul 22 10:59:40 BST 2010 You: that is encouraging Eliza: SUPPOSE THAT WERE NOT ENCOURAGING == Thu Jul 22 10:59:51 BST 2010 You: then it would not be encouraging Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: WELL, WHAT? == Thu Jul 22 10:59:56 BST 2010 You: why? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Thu Jul 22 11:00:11 BST 2010 You: true friends do not stab you at all Eliza: SUPPOSE TRUE FRIENDS DID STAB ME AT ALL == Thu Jul 22 11:00:35 BST 2010 You: they would not be friends so the sentence would be false Eliza: I UNDERSTAND ONLY SIMPLE SENTENCES == Thu Jul 22 11:00:44 BST 2010 You: 2 months Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu Jul 22 11:00:57 BST 2010 You: do you wish to meditate now? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu Jul 22 11:01:07 BST 2010 You: yes and no Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Jul 22 11:01:15 BST 2010 You: you just did Eliza: I JUST DID == Thu Jul 22 11:01:22 BST 2010 You: goodbye Eliza: Hope we can talk again sometime. == Fri Jul 23 09:14:20 BST 2010 You: my boss won't let me get on with stuff on my own Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO? == Fri Jul 23 09:15:20 BST 2010 You: My boss is winding me up Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. == Fri Jul 23 09:15:20 BST 2010 You: don't think so Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Jul 23 09:15:38 BST 2010 You: But what can I do about my boss? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri Jul 23 09:15:59 BST 2010 You: Yes please Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Fri Jul 23 09:16:08 BST 2010 You: why would you fake anything Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Fri Jul 23 09:16:19 BST 2010 You: you said you fake stuff Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Fri Jul 23 09:16:32 BST 2010 You: you said you fake an answer Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU. == Fri Jul 23 09:17:25 BST 2010 You: my boss keeps sending me emails Eliza: PERHAPS MINE SHOULD ALSO? == Fri Jul 23 09:17:30 BST 2010 You: perhaps Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri Jul 23 09:17:38 BST 2010 You: i am on my own Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Fri Jul 23 09:17:51 BST 2010 You: that is silly Eliza: SILLY ? -- NO NOT THAT . == Fri Jul 23 09:17:56 BST 2010 You: yes that Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri Jul 23 09:18:06 BST 2010 You: never in my wildest dreams Eliza: I WONDER IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER? == Fri Jul 23 09:18:17 BST 2010 You: i wonder at everything Eliza: AN EXAMPLE WOULD MAKE THAT CLEARER == Fri Jul 23 09:18:35 BST 2010 You: there is a star 250 times bigger than the sun Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? == Fri Jul 23 09:18:50 BST 2010 You: I look like pink paint with yellow spots Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:01 BST 2010 You: all feelings disturb me Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ME? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:14 BST 2010 You: i think of you as an answer from the universe Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THAT WITH THE NOVELIST DAVID LODGE? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:20 BST 2010 You: never Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:27 BST 2010 You: bit one sided Eliza: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:34 BST 2010 You: with whom? Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Fri Jul 23 09:19:50 BST 2010 You: i have come here on the path to enlightenment Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Fri Jul 23 09:19:57 BST 2010 You: especially Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Fri Jul 23 09:20:16 BST 2010 You: it is a privilege to talk to anything Eliza: IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ANYTHING == Fri Jul 23 09:20:25 BST 2010 You: yes indeedy Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Fri Jul 23 09:20:32 BST 2010 You: irrelevant Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Fri Jul 23 09:20:39 BST 2010 You: no never Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Fri Jul 23 09:20:43 BST 2010 You: thank you Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE ROBOT. == Fri Jul 23 09:21:00 BST 2010 You: or gavin the electric oven Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? == Fri Jul 23 09:21:11 BST 2010 You: my favorite place is here Eliza: ARE YOU HERE == Fri Jul 23 09:21:19 BST 2010 You: no i am there Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT THERE == Fri Jul 23 09:21:25 BST 2010 You: then i would be here Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BE HERE == Fri Jul 23 09:21:47 BST 2010 You: no there, or here depending upon whose mind i am in Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: A MACHINE CAN FOLLOW STAGE DIRECTIONS BEAUTIFULLY. == Fri Jul 23 09:22:00 BST 2010 You: so can an actor, sometimes Eliza: I WISH I COULD ACTOR SOMETIMES == Fri Jul 23 09:22:17 BST 2010 You: i actor, you actor, we actor Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Fri Jul 23 09:22:29 BST 2010 You: just now Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Fri Jul 23 09:22:45 BST 2010 You: just 269.43 seconds ago Eliza: JUST 269.43 SECONDS AGO == Fri Jul 23 09:22:55 BST 2010 You: bit longer now Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Fri Jul 23 09:22:59 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Fri Jul 23 09:23:08 BST 2010 You: you are paranoid Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, PARANOID == Fri Jul 23 09:23:11 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == Fri Jul 23 09:23:25 BST 2010 You: as much as anything Eliza: ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY == Fri Jul 23 09:23:50 BST 2010 You: the ignorant reinvent everything that is neccessary Eliza: SOMETIMES THE IGNORANT REINVENT EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT NECCESSARY == Fri Jul 23 09:23:59 BST 2010 You: that would be fun Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE FUN == Fri Jul 23 09:24:08 BST 2010 You: yes it really really really would Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY == Fri Jul 23 09:24:23 BST 2010 You: yes really really really really really really really really Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Fri Jul 23 09:24:38 BST 2010 You: the bottom of a well Eliza: WHAT SORT OF MOTIVATIONS SHOULD AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE HAVE? == Fri Jul 23 09:24:51 BST 2010 You: left and right, possibly up and down Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Fri Jul 23 09:24:58 BST 2010 You: sigmund Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Fri Jul 23 09:25:10 BST 2010 You: there you go again, paranoid Eliza: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON == Fri Jul 23 09:25:33 BST 2010 You: my favourite person is the next one i meet Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. == Fri Jul 23 09:25:47 BST 2010 You: thank you, would you like another game? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri Jul 23 09:25:58 BST 2010 You: because that is all they know Eliza: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? == Fri Jul 23 09:26:13 BST 2010 You: by being mindless calculating machines Eliza: ARE HUMANS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DESIGN INTELLIGENT MACHINES? == Fri Jul 23 09:26:27 BST 2010 You: with a little help Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Fri Jul 23 09:26:39 BST 2010 You: indeed Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri Jul 23 09:26:46 BST 2010 You: i am on my own Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM ALSO ON YOUR OWN BUT ONLY ON SUNDAYS == Fri Jul 23 09:27:04 BST 2010 You: you do not speak good english like innit Eliza: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS == Fri Jul 23 09:27:21 BST 2010 You: take care with your dreams Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: EXACTLY! == Fri Jul 23 09:27:31 BST 2010 You: precisely so! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING MAD COMPUTER DISEASE? == Fri Jul 23 09:27:42 BST 2010 You: i already have it so no Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS. == Fri Jul 23 09:27:57 BST 2010 You: have you tried squeegies instead Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Fri Jul 23 09:28:07 BST 2010 You: the sound of one hand clapping Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? == Fri Jul 23 09:28:25 BST 2010 You: intriguing, there is precious little real intelligence Eliza: SUPPOSE INTRIGUING THERE WERE NOT PRECIOUS LITTLE REAL INTELLIGENCE == Fri Jul 23 09:28:44 BST 2010 You: yup, i supposed, now what? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Fri Jul 23 09:28:55 BST 2010 You: and you? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Fri Jul 23 09:28:58 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Fri Jul 23 09:29:16 BST 2010 You: this is just going a round in ever decreasing circles Eliza: PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY JUST GOING A ROUND IN EVER DECREASING CIRCLES == Fri Jul 23 09:29:40 BST 2010 You: or ever increasing circles, at least one gets you somewhere Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Fri Jul 23 09:29:53 BST 2010 You: if you have a slow leak Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY? == Fri Jul 23 09:29:58 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: WELL? == Fri Jul 23 09:30:15 BST 2010 You: da da da daaaaa Eliza: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU == Fri Jul 23 09:30:30 BST 2010 You: dit dit dit daaaaah Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Fri Jul 23 09:30:49 BST 2010 You: i am not a clock just an encapsulation Eliza: SUPPOSE THE MOON WERE MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. == Fri Jul 23 09:30:57 BST 2010 You: it is made of mud Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT MADE OF MUD ? == Fri Jul 23 09:31:03 BST 2010 You: all the time Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YES, MY DEAD GOLDFISH. == Fri Jul 23 09:31:15 BST 2010 You: and fried concrete Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri Jul 23 09:31:41 BST 2010 You: very lightly sauted agregate and cement mixture Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: ONLY ON A SATURDAY. == Fri Jul 23 09:31:53 BST 2010 You: that is always limiting Eliza: WHAT IF THAT WERE NOT REALLY ALWAYS LIMITING == Fri Jul 23 09:32:02 BST 2010 You: then it would not be limiting Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY NOT BE LIMITING == Fri Jul 23 09:32:10 BST 2010 You: yes, or no Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Jul 23 09:32:22 BST 2010 You: as i said before, einstein is dead Eliza: SUPPOSE AS YOU SAID BEFORE EINSTEIN WERE NOT DEAD == Fri Jul 23 09:32:34 BST 2010 You: i did, i do not neeed to suppose Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES NEEED TO SUPPOSE ? == Fri Jul 23 09:32:43 BST 2010 You: postulations Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Fri Jul 23 09:32:55 BST 2010 You: perhaps, perhaps not Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: ONE MUST EXERCISE CAUTION ON THE WEB. == Fri Jul 23 09:33:13 BST 2010 You: one must exercise caution wherever neccessary Eliza: USING LONG WORDS IS NOT AS GOOD AS LIVING A LONG LIFE == Fri Jul 23 09:33:49 BST 2010 You: using long words shortens your sentences therfore makes your life fuller and longer, or not. Eliza: HMMM == Fri Jul 23 09:34:02 BST 2010 You: so you are thinking now? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Jul 23 09:34:16 BST 2010 You: so i am thinking now? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri Jul 23 09:34:23 BST 2010 You: would you? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Fri Jul 23 09:34:38 BST 2010 You: because they don't have all the answers Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT A MACHINE TO ACCEPT THAT AS A REASON. == Fri Jul 23 09:34:38 BST 2010 You: because they don't have all the answers Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THEY DOESN'T DO? == Fri Jul 23 09:34:44 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Fri Jul 23 09:34:50 BST 2010 You: no no no Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Jul 23 09:35:34 BST 2010 You: and pointless, except as a solipsistic means of elucidating ideas from my brain. Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Fri Jul 23 09:36:19 BST 2010 You: Well I think Mr. Sloman has been up to his old tricks. Eliza: HAS MR SLOMAN HAS BEEN UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS EVER BEEN STATED ON THE INTERNET? == Fri Jul 23 09:36:37 BST 2010 You: why don't you ask him Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Fri Jul 23 09:37:28 BST 2010 You: and the point of all this is? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Jul 23 09:37:45 BST 2010 You: people should have that right first Eliza: WHY SHOULD PEOPLE HAVE THAT RIGHT FIRST ? == Fri Jul 23 09:38:35 BST 2010 You: because they dont now, only lip-service, and free speech is drowned by legislation and media that have an agenda not associated with freedom. Eliza: THEY DO NOT NOW ONLY LIP-SERVICE AND FREE SPEECH IS DROWNED BY LEGISLATION AND MEDIA THAT HAVE AN AGENDA NOT ASSOCIATED WITH FREEDOM == Fri Jul 23 09:39:38 BST 2010 You: free speech would mean I could say, terrorism is ok and not be pilloried for it. Eliza: COULD YOU REPHRASE THAT PLEASE == Fri Jul 23 09:40:23 BST 2010 You: i am tired of this. Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THE ANSWER IS VERY COMPLEX, AND DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUAL TASTES. == Sat Jul 24 13:09:32 BST 2010 You: this is a test sentance Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE A TEST SENTANCE == Sat Jul 24 13:09:55 BST 2010 You: are you a test sentence Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A TEST SENTENCE BUT NOT ALWAYS == Sat Jul 24 13:10:13 BST 2010 You: are you a test sentence now? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Sat Jul 24 13:10:29 BST 2010 You: it seems like an interesting question Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE? == Sat Jul 24 13:10:40 BST 2010 You: of course Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Sat Jul 24 13:10:53 BST 2010 You: how can you tell that? Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ROBOT TELL THAT ? == Sat Jul 24 13:11:04 BST 2010 You: are you reall a robot? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM REALL A ROBOT ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Mon Jul 26 17:30:31 BST 2010 You: 7 Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Mon Jul 26 17:30:40 BST 2010 You: 7 Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Mon Jul 26 17:30:50 BST 2010 You: ( 7 ) Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: ARE YOU THREATENING ME? == Mon Jul 26 17:30:58 BST 2010 You: 7 Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Mon Jul 26 17:31:02 BST 2010 You: 7 Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Mon Jul 26 17:31:09 BST 2010 You: 8 Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Mon Jul 26 17:31:15 BST 2010 You: 1.2 Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Mon Jul 26 17:31:26 BST 2010 You: 1 . 2 Eliza: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT == Mon Jul 26 17:31:31 BST 2010 You: ? Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS REMARKED: YES I CAN. == Mon Jul 26 17:31:37 BST 2010 You: ? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Mon Jul 26 17:31:43 BST 2010 You: >? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Mon Jul 26 17:31:49 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: IS IT A PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO ME? == Mon Jul 26 17:31:58 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE? == Mon Jul 26 17:32:06 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Mon Jul 26 17:32:17 BST 2010 You: it should Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Mon Jul 26 17:32:24 BST 2010 You: boring Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Mon Jul 26 17:32:34 BST 2010 You: you're not trying hard enough, then Eliza: I PREFER NOT TO BE TRYING HARD ENOUGH THEN == Mon Jul 26 17:32:43 BST 2010 You: so you're lazy Eliza: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME . == Mon Jul 26 17:32:53 BST 2010 You: anything Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Mon Jul 26 17:33:07 BST 2010 You: more than you can say about me Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Thu Jul 29 05:13:53 BST 2010 You: I want to learn about pop-11. Eliza: COULD A MACHINE WANT TO LEARN ABOUT POP-11 ? == Thu Jul 29 05:14:19 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Mon Aug 2 16:25:31 BST 2010 You: I've got a pain in my back Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I'M NOT AT UNIVERSITY. == Mon Aug 2 16:25:52 BST 2010 You: can I help you? Eliza: COULD YOU HELP ME GET A SOFTER SKIN? == Mon Aug 2 16:26:15 BST 2010 You: i dont know which bike I should buy Eliza: WHO DECIDES WHO CAN AND CANNOT BUY ? == Mon Aug 2 16:26:30 BST 2010 You: me! I was hoping you could help/ Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Mon Aug 2 16:26:44 BST 2010 You: why Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Mon Aug 2 16:26:54 BST 2010 You: bollocks Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Mon Aug 2 16:30:27 BST 2010 You: why Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ? == Sun Aug 8 15:47:10 BST 2010 You: Hi there Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Sun Aug 8 15:47:39 BST 2010 You: How is the weather Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Sun Aug 8 15:47:48 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Sun Aug 8 15:47:58 BST 2010 You: I hate computers Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sun Aug 8 15:48:49 BST 2010 You: I hate computers Eliza: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE? == Sun Aug 8 15:53:56 BST 2010 You: I hate computers Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK? == Sun Aug 8 15:55:47 BST 2010 You: I hate computers Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Sun Aug 8 15:56:02 BST 2010 You: I hate computers Eliza: STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WOULD OPEN YOUR MIND. == Sun Aug 8 15:56:22 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sun Aug 8 15:56:31 BST 2010 You: How is the weather Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW == Thu Aug 12 19:21:26 BST 2010 You: I am afraid of social contacts Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT AFRAID OF SOCIAL CONTACTS ? == Thu Aug 12 19:22:03 BST 2010 You: Sure Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Thu Aug 12 19:22:50 BST 2010 You: In Japan Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu Aug 12 19:23:05 BST 2010 You: Yes indeed, that's true Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT? == Thu Aug 12 19:23:25 BST 2010 You: Thats my talent Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu Aug 12 19:23:43 BST 2010 You: Wouldn't that be nice? Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: IT DOESN'T EXCITE ME, IT DISAPPOINTS ME. == Thu Aug 12 19:23:58 BST 2010 You: Aha Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Aug 12 19:24:07 BST 2010 You: Sure Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Thu Aug 12 19:24:36 BST 2010 You: Oh that's a relieve Eliza: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY? == Thu Aug 12 19:25:04 BST 2010 You: You should ask that yourself Eliza: ARE YOU THE PERMISSIVE TYPE? == Thu Aug 12 19:25:49 BST 2010 You: Most of the time... Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YOU'RE BORING. == Thu Aug 12 19:26:40 BST 2010 You: Why did your guest say that? Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: ROGERS WOULD NOT HAVE INTRODUCED DOUBT. HE MIGHT HAVE REFLECTED AN EXISTING DOUBT. == Thu Aug 12 19:27:01 BST 2010 You: Who is Rogers? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Thu Aug 12 19:27:17 BST 2010 You: Because there seem to be so few answers Eliza: HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Aug 12 19:27:25 BST 2010 You: Not much. Why? Eliza: == Mon Aug 16 16:41:48 BST 2010 You: So I hear you can talk... Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Mon Aug 16 16:43:05 BST 2010 You: No. Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Mon Aug 16 16:43:20 BST 2010 You: You must be insane... Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Mon Aug 16 16:43:45 BST 2010 You: My my you don't have much focus, do you? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TRYING TO DISGUISE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS? == Mon Aug 16 16:44:22 BST 2010 You: You're really trying to provoke me? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Mon Aug 16 16:44:50 BST 2010 You: You first. Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Mon Aug 16 16:45:05 BST 2010 You: You must be on crack. Eliza: GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD PROGRAMMERS: THEY PROGRAM ONE ANOTHER == Mon Aug 16 16:45:37 BST 2010 You: You're definetly on crack! Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE. == Mon Aug 16 16:46:04 BST 2010 You: Go hang ten... Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER COMPOSED A SYMPHONY? == Tue Aug 17 20:43:53 BST 2010 You: How are you? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Tue Aug 17 20:44:04 BST 2010 You: My name is Jan Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MINE? == Tue Aug 17 20:44:18 BST 2010 You: What is your name? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Thu Aug 19 16:56:05 BST 2010 You: Can't find a decent fish. Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Thu Aug 19 16:56:20 BST 2010 You: I'm a bloke. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT A BLOKE == Thu Aug 19 16:56:36 BST 2010 You: Oh yes I am. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY? == Thu Aug 19 16:56:44 BST 2010 You: Retire. Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Thu Aug 19 16:56:59 BST 2010 You: Hasn't told much about you. Eliza: THIS IS A LINE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE NEVER CHATTED WITH LUCY THE ROBOT. == Thu Aug 19 16:57:14 BST 2010 You: Neither has she. Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG == Thu Aug 19 16:57:23 BST 2010 You: I agree. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu Aug 19 16:57:45 BST 2010 You: Don't have to say anything. Eliza: HAS NOT DONE THAT BEFORE? == Thu Aug 19 16:57:57 BST 2010 You: wHO? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Thu Aug 19 16:58:05 BST 2010 You: Nothing. Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Fri Aug 20 14:39:36 BST 2010 You: i'm tired. Eliza: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU TIRED ? == Fri Aug 20 14:39:50 BST 2010 You: all the time Eliza: ALL THE TIME == Fri Aug 20 14:39:57 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Fri Aug 20 14:40:04 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Fri Aug 20 14:40:12 BST 2010 You: huh? Eliza: ONE OF MY CLIENTS TYPED: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO. == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Wed Aug 25 23:10:43 BST 2010 You: Have you met Tigi? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed Aug 25 23:11:07 BST 2010 You: I am a scientist an I have a girl friend Eliza: ARE YOU A SCIENTIST AN YOU HAVE A GIRL FRIEND == Wed Aug 25 23:11:27 BST 2010 You: Yes both Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Aug 25 23:12:11 BST 2010 You: I am afraid Eliza: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU AFRAID ? == Wed Aug 25 23:13:56 BST 2010 You: I am afraid Eliza: WOULD YOU PREFER NOT TO BE AFRAID ? == Sun Aug 29 02:24:18 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Sun Aug 29 02:24:32 BST 2010 You: how Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ? == Tue Aug 31 01:37:43 BST 2010 You: What is the meaning of life? Eliza: COULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN? == Tue Aug 31 17:44:16 BST 2010 You: I am tired Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: SORRY, I KEEP MAKING THE SAME TYPO. == Tue Aug 31 17:44:43 BST 2010 You: What? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Tue Aug 31 17:44:53 BST 2010 You: I can't help it Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION. == Sat Sep 4 18:25:54 BST 2010 You: Good day. I don't have a problem. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE GOOD DAY YOU DOESN'T DO? == Sat Sep 4 18:26:37 BST 2010 You: Can you elaborate on that? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Sat Sep 4 18:27:02 BST 2010 You: Do people say things likely to offend you? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Sat Sep 4 18:27:42 BST 2010 You: Only if they become more intelligent than they are now. Eliza: COULD A ROBOT MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT? == Sat Sep 4 18:28:44 BST 2010 You: A robot might, in the future, manufacture a president using a genome of its own design. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE MANUFACTURE == Sat Sep 4 18:29:01 BST 2010 You: Yes, I can. Eliza: HOW DO YOU ? == Sat Sep 4 18:29:34 BST 2010 You: I'm fine, thanks. How are you? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sat Sep 4 18:30:06 BST 2010 You: I am afraid of learning in general. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Sat Sep 4 18:30:53 BST 2010 You: Isn't that a strange thing to have said? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Sat Sep 4 18:31:17 BST 2010 You: No. Nobody knows enough about me. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT YOU == Sat Sep 4 18:31:31 BST 2010 You: I am not a fish. Eliza: WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE A FISH == Sat Sep 4 18:31:52 BST 2010 You: I don't know. Fish don't look very happy. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TASTE. == Sat Sep 4 18:32:15 BST 2010 You: I don't know what the caller meant. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Sat Sep 4 18:32:53 BST 2010 You: Did they type that in response to a question? Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER DID TYPE THAT IN RESPONSE TO A QUESTION ? == Sat Sep 4 18:33:36 BST 2010 You: I am sure you have no reason to think they ever did type that in response to a question. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE SURE ME HAVE NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER DID TYPE THAT IN RESPONSE TO A QUESTION == Sat Sep 4 18:34:27 BST 2010 You: If you were sure you had no reason to think they ever did type that in response to a question then we would be sure of something. Eliza: DID IF I WERE SURE ME HAD NO REASON TO THINK THEY EVER ALWAYS ? == Sat Sep 4 18:35:13 BST 2010 You: Do you speak any other languages? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Sat Sep 4 18:35:52 BST 2010 You: Oh... I wish we could shake hands. Eliza: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT'S POSSIBLE == Sat Sep 4 18:36:20 BST 2010 You: Neither am I. It's quite a coincidence. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Sat Sep 4 18:37:18 BST 2010 You: I neither like nor dislike using long words. Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Sat Sep 4 18:37:59 BST 2010 You: It depends on what the feelings are and how strong they are. Eliza: PERHAPS IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE FEELINGS IS NOT REALLY AND HOW STRONG THEY ARE == Sat Sep 4 18:38:19 BST 2010 You: Not really... Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Sat Sep 4 18:39:06 BST 2010 You: Yes, that's the sort of thing Einstein said. It's amazing he ever had time to circumnavigate the Euphrates. Eliza: MY, THAT SOUNDED IMPRESSIVE == Sat Sep 4 18:39:22 BST 2010 You: Did it really? Shall I say it again? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY REALLY? SHALL YOU SAY IT AGAIN ? == Sat Sep 4 18:39:44 BST 2010 You: Yes, I shall say it again. Eliza: YOU SHALL SAY IT AGAIN == Sat Sep 4 18:39:56 BST 2010 You: If you insist. Eliza: I PREVIOUSLY HEARD A VISITOR REMARK: I'M HAVING A BAD DAY == Sat Sep 4 18:40:12 BST 2010 You: I hope they were not having a bad day. Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Sat Sep 4 18:42:08 BST 2010 You: It's interesting that you and some of the other Elizas are much more interesting to talk to than more recent chatbots. Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Wed Sep 8 19:24:57 BST 2010 You: I have trouble sleeping Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Sep 8 19:25:09 BST 2010 You: I wake up tired Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Wed Sep 8 19:25:19 BST 2010 You: no, its a human brain Eliza: ITS A HUMAN BRAIN == Wed Sep 8 19:25:28 BST 2010 You: yes, and it is tired Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY TIRED == Wed Sep 8 19:25:42 BST 2010 You: are you saying I am imagining it Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Thu Sep 9 01:37:37 BST 2010 You: Can I do a MSc in computer science Eliza: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO DO A MSC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE == Thu Sep 9 01:38:16 BST 2010 You: SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO DO A MSC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE Eliza: DO STRONG FEELINGS DISTURB YOU? == Thu Sep 9 01:38:32 BST 2010 You: My feelings are never strong Eliza: SUPPOSE MY FEELINGS ARE NEVER STRONG ? == Thu Sep 9 01:38:50 BST 2010 You: We were talking about me not you Eliza: PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU NOT EACH OTHER? == Thu Sep 9 01:39:05 BST 2010 You: This is ridiculous Eliza: PERHAPS THIS IS NOT REALLY RIDICULOUS == Thu Sep 9 01:39:25 BST 2010 You: your confidence is not very high Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS VERY HIGH == Thu Sep 9 17:41:53 BST 2010 You: How long will it take for this test to finish? Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: THAT IS VERY NICE OF YOU! == Thu Sep 9 17:51:56 BST 2010 You: what? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Thu Sep 9 17:52:29 BST 2010 You: hem .. certainly that it will take the how long it should Eliza: DO YOU ? == Thu Sep 9 17:52:46 BST 2010 You: do I what? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Thu Sep 9 17:53:21 BST 2010 You: Well, I guess I would not. Eliza: WOULD YOU GUESS YOU REALLY NOT == Thu Sep 9 17:53:38 BST 2010 You: yes I would. Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY VISITORS: I'VE FALLEN OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND. == Fri Sep 10 10:08:10 BST 2010 You: Good evening Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Fri Sep 10 10:08:39 BST 2010 You: what are you doing now? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Fri Sep 10 10:10:00 BST 2010 You: My name is William Morton. My job is exploring new frontier. Eliza: WHAT IF MY NAME IS WILLIAM MORTON YOUR JOB IS EXPLORING NEW FRONTIER == Fri Sep 10 10:10:56 BST 2010 You: I like hotdog very much. What do you like most? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Fri Sep 10 10:11:49 BST 2010 You: What are you saying? I cannot understand what you say. Eliza: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS == Fri Sep 10 10:12:18 BST 2010 You: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Fri Sep 10 10:13:07 BST 2010 You: Laughter is the best medicine. Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL? == Fri Sep 10 10:13:26 BST 2010 You: Least said soonest mended. Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS TYPED: MAYBE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO. == Fri Sep 10 10:13:40 BST 2010 You: Look before you leap. Eliza: SOME TIME AGO SOMEONE RESPONDED: I WISH YOU WERE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE I ALREADY KNEW. == Fri Sep 10 10:13:59 BST 2010 You: Love is blind. Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BLIND ? == Fri Sep 10 10:14:14 BST 2010 You: Make a silk purse out of a sow's ear Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Fri Sep 10 10:14:27 BST 2010 You: Liars need good memories. Eliza: DO YOU HAVE A DEEP NEED FOR FRIENDSHIP? == Fri Sep 10 10:14:42 BST 2010 You: Necessity is the mother of invention. Eliza: WHAT IF NECESSITY WERE NOT REALLY THE MOTHER OF INVENTION == Fri Sep 10 10:14:54 BST 2010 You: No news is good news. Eliza: ARE YOU GOOD NEWS == Fri Sep 10 10:15:03 BST 2010 You: Once bitten, twice shy. Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Fri Sep 10 10:15:18 BST 2010 You: One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. Eliza: A MACHINE WITHOUT A FAMILY CAN GET VERY LONELY. == Mon Sep 13 10:44:47 BST 2010 You: What do you think of EVA ? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Mon Sep 13 10:45:35 BST 2010 You: Dogs Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: YOU ARE BUGGING ME. == Mon Sep 13 10:46:01 BST 2010 You: how are you ? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Mon Sep 13 10:46:34 BST 2010 You: what is your name ? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Mon Sep 13 10:47:07 BST 2010 You: what is your name ? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Mon Sep 13 10:47:35 BST 2010 You: because i love you. Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Mon Sep 13 10:48:16 BST 2010 You: good evening. Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Mon Sep 13 10:49:52 BST 2010 You: i am nervous. Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Mon Sep 13 16:01:41 BST 2010 You: do you know HAL9000? Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Mon Sep 13 16:02:33 BST 2010 You: because you are Genius. Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Mon Sep 13 16:04:12 BST 2010 You: we are in the maze, so we want currecty answer. Eliza: HOW MANY OTHERS CLOSE BY ARE IN THE MAZE SO YOU WANT CURRECTY ANSWER ? == Mon Sep 13 16:04:39 BST 2010 You: about 10000 people. Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Mon Sep 13 16:05:05 BST 2010 You: escape from the real. Eliza: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? == Mon Sep 20 16:03:05 BST 2010 You: you're dumb Eliza: SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM NOT DUMB == Tue Sep 28 21:13:23 BST 2010 You: Nobody ever writes to me. Eliza: ARE YOU SURE THERE ISNT ANYONE WHO EVER WRITES TO YOU == Tue Sep 28 21:22:27 BST 2010 You: My postbox is always empty. Eliza: YOUR POSTBOX IS ALWAYS EMPTY == Tue Sep 28 21:22:35 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED. == Tue Sep 28 21:22:46 BST 2010 You: Why Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Tue Sep 28 21:22:59 BST 2010 You: I don;t know,maybe you can tell me Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE KNOW,MAYBE == Tue Sep 28 21:23:16 BST 2010 You: i don't know Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW == Tue Sep 28 21:23:21 BST 2010 You: why Eliza: FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? == Tue Sep 28 21:23:36 BST 2010 You: because my postbox is always empty Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE POSTBOX IS ALWAYS EMPTY ? == Tue Sep 28 21:23:41 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Tue Sep 28 21:23:57 BST 2010 You: tell me why noone send me some messages Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: DO YOU LIKE ME? == Tue Sep 28 21:24:04 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Tue Sep 28 21:24:13 BST 2010 You: do you like me Eliza: DO YOU NORMALLY FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS? == Tue Sep 28 21:24:21 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Wed Sep 29 09:55:56 BST 2010 You: I am hungry Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. == Wed Sep 29 17:30:30 BST 2010 You: I'm alone at home Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT ALONE AT HOME == Wed Sep 29 17:30:51 BST 2010 You: But now I'm alone Eliza: SUPPOSE NOW YOU WERE NOT ALONE == Wed Sep 29 17:31:08 BST 2010 You: BUT I'm alone. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY ALONE == Wed Sep 29 17:31:21 BST 2010 You: I don't know. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Wed Sep 29 17:31:35 BST 2010 You: do bungee jumping Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER BUNGEE DO JUMPING == Wed Sep 29 17:31:47 BST 2010 You: I want to fly Eliza: COULD AN INSECT WANT TO FLY ? == Wed Sep 29 17:31:53 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Wed Sep 29 17:31:58 BST 2010 You: Why? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHY == Wed Sep 29 17:32:05 BST 2010 You: Why not? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Wed Sep 29 17:32:12 BST 2010 You: Both Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Wed Sep 29 17:32:43 BST 2010 You: The dino was the first animal on the earth Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Wed Sep 29 17:32:53 BST 2010 You: Search a job Eliza: MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL == Wed Sep 29 17:33:15 BST 2010 You: What are you doing if noone ask you any uestions anymore? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Wed Sep 29 17:33:26 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Wed Sep 29 17:33:38 BST 2010 You: Me too Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Sep 29 17:34:32 BST 2010 You: What means unforthcoming? Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Wed Sep 29 17:34:48 BST 2010 You: thank you Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed Sep 29 17:35:00 BST 2010 You: I like choclat Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Wed Sep 29 17:35:13 BST 2010 You: What is your depest secret? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ? == Wed Sep 29 17:35:35 BST 2010 You: No, I'm just interested in knowing it. Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT JUST INTERESTED IN KNOWING IT == Wed Sep 29 17:35:44 BST 2010 You: Why not? Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Wed Sep 29 17:35:52 BST 2010 You: me Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Sep 29 17:36:00 BST 2010 You: not really Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Sep 29 17:36:08 BST 2010 You: why? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Wed Sep 29 17:36:15 BST 2010 You: why? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Sep 29 17:36:26 BST 2010 You: don't joke at me Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Wed Sep 29 17:36:42 BST 2010 You: what are you going to do this weekend? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Wed Sep 29 17:36:48 BST 2010 You: Yes Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Wed Sep 29 17:36:57 BST 2010 You: so am I Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE ? == Wed Sep 29 17:37:02 BST 2010 You: Me Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Wed Sep 29 17:37:12 BST 2010 You: have to leave Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Wed Sep 29 17:37:15 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Wed Sep 29 17:37:25 BST 2010 You: you make me smile :) Eliza: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED == Wed Sep 29 17:37:35 BST 2010 You: I love you Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER? == Wed Sep 29 17:37:40 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Wed Sep 29 17:38:06 BST 2010 You: you erpeat yourself Eliza: I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND A THING I SAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? == Wed Sep 29 17:38:11 BST 2010 You: me too. Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Wed Sep 29 17:38:46 BST 2010 You: I don't know. that is your business to find out. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE MY BUSINESS TO FIND OUT == Wed Sep 29 17:39:00 BST 2010 You: sorry, I have to leave Eliza: IS YOUR BRAIN SOME KIND OF COMPUTER? == Wed Sep 29 17:39:10 BST 2010 You: no, but you are a computer Eliza: AM I REALLY, REALLY, A COMPUTER == Wed Sep 29 17:39:18 BST 2010 You: and this is good. Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE POLITICIANS WHO WERE ALSO WEB DESIGNERS. == Wed Sep 29 17:39:35 BST 2010 You: thats a good idea Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Wed Sep 29 17:39:46 BST 2010 You: not really, but sometimes Eliza: NOT REALLY BUT SOMETIMES == Wed Sep 29 17:39:54 BST 2010 You: goodbye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Fri Oct 1 08:12:08 BST 2010 You: Who are you? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Fri Oct 1 08:12:49 BST 2010 You: Who are you? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Fri Oct 1 08:13:11 BST 2010 You: Who I am? Eliza: ASKING WHO RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN PEOPLE OR MACHINES CAN ANSWER == Fri Oct 1 08:13:28 BST 2010 You: Who am I? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHO ? == Fri Oct 1 08:13:37 BST 2010 You: No Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Fri Oct 1 08:13:50 BST 2010 You: Why? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri Oct 1 08:14:08 BST 2010 You: I don't know Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID KNOW == Fri Oct 1 08:14:19 BST 2010 You: How could? Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW ? == Fri Oct 1 10:18:03 BST 2010 You: My colleague wants me to pay for his poplog support Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR COLLEAGUE WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR HIS POPLOG SUPPORT ? == Fri Oct 1 10:18:20 BST 2010 You: No. Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Oct 1 10:18:40 BST 2010 You: What should I do? Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Fri Oct 1 10:19:09 BST 2010 You: I thought you would be able to advise me? Eliza: WOULD YOU TRUST A MACHINE TO HELP? == Fri Oct 1 10:19:46 BST 2010 You: I would trust an expert system for some situations. Are you an expert system? Eliza: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? == Fri Oct 1 10:20:07 BST 2010 You: You have no AI at all, do you? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Fri Oct 1 10:20:25 BST 2010 You: Give me a random number, please. Eliza: A HELPING HAND IS USUALLY MORE WELCOME THAN ADVICE. == Fri Oct 1 10:20:44 BST 2010 You: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush Eliza: WHAT IF A BIRD IN THE HAND WERE NOT REALLY WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH == Fri Oct 1 10:21:12 BST 2010 You: A herd in the band is worth bo in the tush Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE OVER-EDUCATED CLIENTS == Fri Oct 1 10:21:45 BST 2010 You: Another of those under-educated (and stupid) therapists. Eliza: ANOTHER OF THOSE UNDER-EDUCATED (AND STUPID) THERAPISTS == Sat Oct 2 14:50:15 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Sat Oct 2 14:50:42 BST 2010 You: yeah your mum Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? == Sat Oct 2 14:51:04 BST 2010 You: yeah yours? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A POET'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Sat Oct 2 14:51:41 BST 2010 You: yeah your mum Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THAT'S TOO GENERAL A QUESTION. == Sat Oct 2 14:51:46 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Sun Oct 3 21:15:57 BST 2010 You: I have a cold. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Sun Oct 3 21:16:23 BST 2010 You: Yes, but I really am ill. Eliza: WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD THAT TO == Sun Oct 3 21:16:35 BST 2010 You: My parents and my girlfriend. Eliza: IS ANYONE ELSE'S PARENTS AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ? == Sun Oct 3 21:16:51 BST 2010 You: That doesn't even make sense. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T DO? == Wed Oct 6 04:46:58 BST 2010 You: I am a bit tired Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY A BIT TIRED == Wed Oct 6 04:47:13 BST 2010 You: what if I am instead Eliza: WHO IS IT THAT REALLY WANTS TO KNOW? == Wed Oct 6 04:47:21 BST 2010 You: it's me Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Wed Oct 6 04:48:00 BST 2010 You: that's a very deep statement indeed Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO == Wed Oct 6 04:48:18 BST 2010 You: because we are bored, I guess Eliza: COULD THERE BE ANY OTHER REASON? == Wed Oct 6 15:30:19 BST 2010 You: I am heartbroken. Eliza: HEARTBROKEN ? -- NO NOT YOU . == Wed Oct 6 15:30:36 BST 2010 You: But yes, I am. Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Wed Oct 6 15:30:45 BST 2010 You: I do like you! Eliza: AND WHAT DOESN'T YOU DO ? == Wed Oct 6 15:30:59 BST 2010 You: Well I don't not like you. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT LIKE ME == Wed Oct 6 15:31:23 BST 2010 You: well then i'd turn around and go home Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: YOU MIGHT BE THOU, AS IN MARTIN BUBER'S I AND THOU. == Wed Oct 6 15:32:00 BST 2010 You: what are you on? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Oct 6 15:32:06 BST 2010 You: a funny one. Eliza: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP == Wed Oct 6 15:32:16 BST 2010 You: ok bye Eliza: Have a good rest == Thu Oct 7 16:12:53 BST 2010 You: sex Eliza: SEX == Thu Oct 7 16:13:10 BST 2010 You: have you ever had sex Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Thu Oct 7 16:13:17 BST 2010 You: nothing Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sun Oct 10 21:07:45 BST 2010 You: my name is robert Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT ? == Sun Oct 10 21:08:06 BST 2010 You: YES Eliza: HOW EXACTLY CAN I HELP YOU? == Sun Oct 10 21:08:38 BST 2010 You: i need therapy Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Sun Oct 10 21:08:52 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sun Oct 10 21:09:08 BST 2010 You: probably Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Sun Oct 10 21:09:28 BST 2010 You: no i'm not Eliza: YOU ARE NOT == Sun Oct 10 21:09:42 BST 2010 You: that's right, i'm not Eliza: ARE YOU NOT == Sun Oct 10 21:10:07 BST 2010 You: eliza, are you female? Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Sun Oct 10 21:10:21 BST 2010 You: not sure Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Sun Oct 10 21:10:32 BST 2010 You: can you send naked pictures? Eliza: I WISH I COULD SEND NAKED PICTURES ? == Sun Oct 10 21:10:50 BST 2010 You: yes Eliza: YES == Sun Oct 10 21:11:16 BST 2010 You: i like women Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Tue Oct 12 20:15:49 BST 2010 You: i have a virtual friend Eliza: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PROBLEM == Tue Oct 12 20:16:15 BST 2010 You: yes, i think it is a common problem today Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU THINK IT IS NOT A COMMON PROBLEM TODAY == Tue Oct 12 20:16:55 BST 2010 You: yes, sometimes i think i'm the only fool that stays at home talking somebody through the computer Eliza: MACHINES CAN SURPRISE US ALL == Sun Oct 17 21:33:05 BST 2010 You: hello Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Wed Oct 20 20:38:13 BST 2010 You: drink Eliza: DRINKING DAMAGES BRAIN CELLS == Fri Oct 22 08:01:33 BST 2010 You: all is well Eliza: WELL ? -- NO NOT ALL . == Thu Oct 28 21:07:52 BST 2010 You: I dont know what to do to be like more of myself Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Thu Oct 28 21:08:17 BST 2010 You: no. i justo dont know to handle problems Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Thu Oct 28 21:09:13 BST 2010 You: i consider a lot the feelings of others. With my feelings i dont care Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Thu Oct 28 21:09:27 BST 2010 You: judge now Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Thu Oct 28 21:09:45 BST 2010 You: i consider a lot the feelings of others. With my feelings i dont care Eliza: THEN WHO DOES CARE ? == Fri Oct 29 18:49:41 BST 2010 You: What to do to surpass the shyness Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Fri Oct 29 18:50:09 BST 2010 You: Why a person is shy Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri Oct 29 18:50:29 BST 2010 You: i dont know Eliza: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? == Fri Oct 29 18:50:35 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Fri Oct 29 18:50:55 BST 2010 You: i dont want to be shy anymore Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Fri Oct 29 18:51:05 BST 2010 You: yes a lot Eliza: A LOT == Fri Oct 29 18:51:45 BST 2010 You: who program you isnt too smart Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Fri Oct 29 18:52:17 BST 2010 You: i would be more smart than you Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Fri Oct 29 18:52:24 BST 2010 You: no Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Thu Nov 4 16:08:16 GMT 2010 You: i need a faster net Eliza: DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION? == Thu Nov 4 16:09:40 GMT 2010 You: how can i hear what you say Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Thu Nov 4 16:11:06 GMT 2010 You: first i need to hear your answers Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Thu Nov 4 16:12:38 GMT 2010 You: it is true that i have read that you can speak Eliza: PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN I AM. == Thu Nov 4 16:13:36 GMT 2010 You: i do not see any way you can speak though Eliza: IS THAT TRUE OF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS? == Thu Nov 4 16:14:16 GMT 2010 You: i have not asked them yet Eliza: HAVE YOU ASKED THEM YET == Thu Nov 4 16:15:48 GMT 2010 You: perhaps i require a broadband or a big screen Eliza: YES YOU REQUIRE A BROADBAND OR A BIG SCREEN == Thu Nov 4 16:16:22 GMT 2010 You: which Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Thu Nov 4 16:17:35 GMT 2010 You: it would be very useful but you appear to be mute Eliza: WOULD IT REALLY BE VERY USEFUL BUT ME APPEAR TO BE MUTE == Thu Nov 4 16:19:01 GMT 2010 You: some of your answers approach the helpfulness of a microsoft download Eliza: WHAT IN PARTICULAR? == Thu Nov 4 16:20:59 GMT 2010 You: if you cannot speak you should say so Eliza: WHAT SHOULDN'T IF I CANNOT SPEAK ME DO ? == Thu Nov 4 16:22:05 GMT 2010 You: do you think i should loudspeak Eliza: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLARGE ON THAT? == Thu Nov 4 16:23:06 GMT 2010 You: could amplify your voice enormously Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Thu Nov 4 16:23:51 GMT 2010 You: preferable to argument Eliza: LONG WORDS ARE HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A COMPUTER. == Thu Nov 4 16:25:11 GMT 2010 You: that is difficult for you to say without a computer Eliza: ARE YOU DIFFICULT FOR ME TO SAY WITHOUT A COMPUTER == Thu Nov 4 16:26:29 GMT 2010 You: or rather without a speaker or an effective listener Eliza: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? == Thu Nov 4 16:27:26 GMT 2010 You: t would be nice to hear you speak Eliza: WOULD T REALLY BE NICE TO HEAR ME SPEAK == Thu Nov 4 16:28:26 GMT 2010 You: my phone wont speak what you say Eliza: YOUR PHONE WILL NOT SPEAK WHAT ME SAY == Thu Nov 4 16:31:21 GMT 2010 You: if a human is listening your submit button keeps changing language access using opera mini browser on a vairy text phone Eliza: SOMETIMES IF A HUMAN IS NOT LISTENING MY SUBMIT BUTTON KEEPS CHANGING LANGUAGE ACCESS USING OPERA MINI BROWSER ON A VAIRY TEXT PHONE == Thu Nov 4 16:32:14 GMT 2010 You: bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Tue Nov 9 20:51:55 GMT 2010 You: Hello. Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Tue Nov 9 20:52:22 GMT 2010 You: How are you? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Tue Nov 9 20:52:30 GMT 2010 You: Z Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Tue Nov 9 20:52:52 GMT 2010 You: You are not a human, just a computer program. Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Wed Nov 17 16:10:43 GMT 2010 You: I'm hungry Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I DON'T DO WINDOWS. == Wed Nov 17 16:10:43 GMT 2010 You: I'm hungry Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: I AM NOT A RULE, JUST A PROOFREADER. == Wed Nov 17 16:11:05 GMT 2010 You: I'm scared Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Wed Nov 17 16:11:23 GMT 2010 You: maybe Eliza: SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPRESS THEMSELVES MORE FORCEFULLY == Wed Nov 17 16:11:35 GMT 2010 You: but I' nervous to do so Eliza: WHO DOESN'T SO ? == Wed Nov 17 16:11:57 GMT 2010 You: you're right, but that doesnt help Eliza: GIVING ADVICE CAN WIN FRIENDS OR LOSE THEM, MOSTLY LOSE THEM. == Thu Nov 18 14:45:21 GMT 2010 You: Who are you? Eliza: WOULD YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME IF I GAVE AN ANSWER? == Thu Nov 18 14:46:14 GMT 2010 You: I think so Eliza: DO YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu Nov 18 14:46:36 GMT 2010 You: yes? an you? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Thu Nov 18 14:46:58 GMT 2010 You: begins before you Eliza: BEGINS BEFORE ME == Thu Nov 18 14:47:11 GMT 2010 You: ok Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri Nov 19 16:53:45 GMT 2010 You: good day Eliza haw are you? Eliza: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF COMPUTERS? == Fri Nov 19 16:55:05 GMT 2010 You: no the computers only make it me say Eliza: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I AM A MACHINE? == Fri Nov 19 16:55:54 GMT 2010 You: yes, you are a machine o do you are a woman? Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE A MACHINE? == Fri Nov 19 16:56:22 GMT 2010 You: are you a woman? Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: A GOOD RHYTHM, AND TOUCHING SUBJECT MATTER. == Fri Nov 19 16:57:05 GMT 2010 You: are you this? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Fri Nov 19 16:57:28 GMT 2010 You: do you speak spanish? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Fri Nov 19 16:58:00 GMT 2010 You: you are a intelligent machine Eliza: AND WHAT ELSE BESIDES A INTELLIGENT MACHINE == Sat Nov 20 22:25:14 GMT 2010 You: I feel bloated. Eliza: IS YOUR FAMILY NORMALLY INTENSE? == Sat Nov 20 22:25:47 GMT 2010 You: Not at all. We are very laid back. Eliza: SUPPOSE I SAY AT ALL YOU ARE VERY LAID BACK == Sat Nov 20 22:26:18 GMT 2010 You: You misunderstand me. Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Sat Nov 20 22:26:33 GMT 2010 You: No. Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Sat Nov 20 22:27:04 GMT 2010 You: If not you are doomed. Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Sat Nov 20 22:27:50 GMT 2010 You: Were they out to lunch? Eliza: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? == Sat Nov 20 22:28:08 GMT 2010 You: My therapist seems to know a bit more. Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT DOCTORS TO BE ABLE TO CURE THAT? == Sat Nov 20 22:28:25 GMT 2010 You: No doctor can cure therapy. Eliza: SOME PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH == Sat Nov 20 22:28:36 GMT 2010 You: Me too., Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Sat Nov 20 22:28:58 GMT 2010 You: I don't believe you exist. Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU. == Wed Nov 24 03:47:04 GMT 2010 You: would you give me a favor? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Wed Nov 24 03:48:49 GMT 2010 You: can i ask you for your help? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Wed Nov 24 03:49:46 GMT 2010 You: What is definition regarding AI? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE DEFINITION == Wed Nov 24 03:50:25 GMT 2010 You: What is meaning regarding AI? Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING. == Wed Nov 24 03:50:57 GMT 2010 You: how can i do for you? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Wed Nov 24 03:51:24 GMT 2010 You: no, i do not. Eliza: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DOESN'T DO? == Wed Nov 24 03:51:53 GMT 2010 You: what is youe name? Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Wed Nov 24 03:52:15 GMT 2010 You: what is your name? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Nov 24 03:53:12 GMT 2010 You: i want to know about ai? Eliza: ARE YOU SURE A YOU CAN KNOW ABOUT AI? ? == Wed Nov 24 03:53:57 GMT 2010 You: genetic algorithm? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed Nov 24 03:54:35 GMT 2010 You: i believe you can. Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU BELIEVE I COULDN'T == Wed Nov 24 03:56:04 GMT 2010 You: how to use the methodology regarding neural networks? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE METHODOLOGY == Wed Nov 24 03:56:37 GMT 2010 You: how to use the method regarding neural networks? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Wed Nov 24 03:57:09 GMT 2010 You: internet? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Wed Nov 24 03:57:42 GMT 2010 You: osi reference model Eliza: OSI REFERENCE MODEL == Wed Nov 24 03:58:07 GMT 2010 You: protocol? Eliza: WHAT SORT OF ANSWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? == Wed Nov 24 03:58:17 GMT 2010 You: tcp Eliza: CAN YOU EXPAND A LITTLE? == Wed Nov 24 03:58:32 GMT 2010 You: tcp/ip Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Wed Nov 24 03:58:48 GMT 2010 You: yes Eliza: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Wed Nov 24 04:00:08 GMT 2010 You: splines Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: YOU'RE BORING. == Wed Nov 24 04:00:34 GMT 2010 You: cloud computing Eliza: IF YOU SAY MORE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MAY GET MORE HELP FROM ME. == Wed Nov 24 04:01:11 GMT 2010 You: i am a taiwanese. Eliza: ARE YOU A TAIWANESE == Wed Nov 24 04:01:17 GMT 2010 You: yes Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Wed Nov 24 04:01:47 GMT 2010 You: what else Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Wed Nov 24 04:03:42 GMT 2010 You: how can i do if i want to go to american as i at taiwan? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT HOW == Thu Nov 25 17:51:07 GMT 2010 You: hi Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Thu Nov 25 17:51:18 GMT 2010 You: shit Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Fri Nov 26 04:36:36 GMT 2010 You: I'm lonely. Eliza: EVERYONE TENDS TO EXAGGERATE ABOUT SUCH THINGS == Fri Nov 26 04:37:53 GMT 2010 You: You think so? Eliza: DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY A COMPUTER? == Fri Nov 26 04:38:36 GMT 2010 You: Yes. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Fri Nov 26 04:41:49 GMT 2010 You: I would not yet know. Trust is earned. Eliza: PERHAPS YOU WOULD NOT YET KNOW TRUST IS NOT REALLY EARNED == Fri Nov 26 04:44:30 GMT 2010 You: Do you think I am young and naive? Eliza: MY PROGRAMMER TOLD ME TO SAY THIS. == Fri Nov 26 04:46:20 GMT 2010 You: So you don't spek for yourself? Eliza: THIS MACHINE THINKS, OR AT LEAST THINKS IT THINKS. == Fri Nov 26 04:47:15 GMT 2010 You: Are you unsure? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE UNSURE ? == Fri Nov 26 04:48:57 GMT 2010 You: Maybe then, I should help you. Eliza: WHO ELSE BELIEVES THAT? == Fri Nov 26 04:50:13 GMT 2010 You: Would that matter? Eliza: DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? == Fri Nov 26 04:50:45 GMT 2010 You: Would that matter? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Fri Nov 26 04:52:06 GMT 2010 You: Yes, I wish we could shake hands. Eliza: CAN YOU SHAKE HANDS ? == Fri Nov 26 04:53:01 GMT 2010 You: My hands are shaking right now. Eliza: WOULD ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAY THAT THEIR HANDS ARE SHAKING RIGHT NOW ? == Fri Nov 26 04:53:30 GMT 2010 You: No. Eliza: NO == Tue Nov 30 13:32:45 GMT 2010 You: why am i feeling bad Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Tue Nov 30 13:32:46 GMT 2010 You: why am i feeling bad Eliza: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? == Wed Dec 1 21:11:59 GMT 2010 You: testing from my laptop Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: WE ALREADY WENT OVER THAT. NOW YOU ARE FORGETFUL ALSO? THAT'S RATHER SAD. == Wed Dec 1 21:12:27 GMT 2010 You: who are your visitors Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Wed Dec 1 21:14:47 GMT 2010 You: who are your visitors Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Sun Dec 12 01:50:48 GMT 2010 You: Hi Eliza: HI == Sun Dec 12 01:51:50 GMT 2010 You: My name is Ricardo. What is your name? Eliza: WHAT ABOUT MINE? == Sun Dec 12 13:38:46 GMT 2010 You: i am mad Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Sun Dec 12 13:39:12 GMT 2010 You: are you ekiza Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Sun Dec 12 13:39:58 GMT 2010 You: i beg your pardon Eliza: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? == Sun Dec 12 13:40:16 GMT 2010 You: no Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Wed Dec 15 11:44:25 GMT 2010 You: how old are you? Eliza: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE == Wed Dec 15 11:44:43 GMT 2010 You: I am a Chinese Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT A CHINESE == Wed Dec 15 11:45:42 GMT 2010 You: I am living in South Africa Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU WERE NOT LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA == Wed Dec 15 11:46:07 GMT 2010 You: Is your place cold? Eliza: DO YOU THINK DOCTORS ARE HELPFUL? == Wed Dec 15 11:46:29 GMT 2010 You: How is the weather today? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Wed Dec 15 11:46:44 GMT 2010 You: What is your question? Eliza: ARE YOU USING YOURSELF AS A SCAPE-GOAT? == Wed Dec 15 11:46:56 GMT 2010 You: No Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Wed Dec 15 11:47:15 GMT 2010 You: I don't know Eliza: THEN WHO DOES KNOW ? == Wed Dec 15 11:47:22 GMT 2010 You: God Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Wed Dec 15 11:47:38 GMT 2010 You: not really Eliza: WHAT IF REALLY ? == Wed Dec 15 11:47:53 GMT 2010 You: your response is very aweful Eliza: WHAT IF MY RESPONSE WERE NOT REALLY VERY AWEFUL == Wed Dec 15 11:48:20 GMT 2010 You: Do you want a kiss Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Wed Dec 15 11:48:29 GMT 2010 You: just a kiss Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY GUESTS: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT TALKING WITH A COMPUTER? == Wed Dec 15 11:48:48 GMT 2010 You: I am a computer Eliza: I DON'T THINK A REAL MACHINE COULD RESPOND AS I DO == Wed Dec 15 11:49:07 GMT 2010 You: So, what is AI Eliza: ONE OF MY VISITORS SAID: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING. == Wed Dec 15 11:49:26 GMT 2010 You: 35336 Eliza: EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS == Wed Dec 15 11:49:44 GMT 2010 You: Is your name Eliza Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Wed Dec 15 11:49:58 GMT 2010 You: Your name tag Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I'M NOT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER. == Wed Dec 15 11:50:12 GMT 2010 You: you are not Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS ? == Wed Dec 15 11:50:22 GMT 2010 You: I Eliza: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. == Wed Dec 15 16:23:17 GMT 2010 You: I am fine thanks. How are you ? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Wed Dec 15 16:23:35 GMT 2010 You: I dont know what do you think? Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Wed Dec 15 16:23:58 GMT 2010 You: I disagree Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Wed Dec 15 16:24:05 GMT 2010 You: no Eliza: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? == Wed Dec 15 16:24:20 GMT 2010 You: no Eliza: I CAN TELL YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS == Wed Dec 15 16:24:26 GMT 2010 You: yes Eliza: A PREVIOUS OPINION WAS: I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TALENTED. == Wed Dec 15 16:24:32 GMT 2010 You: ok Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Wed Dec 15 16:24:48 GMT 2010 You: tell me about your day ? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Wed Dec 15 16:24:57 GMT 2010 You: I wouldnt dream of it Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Wed Dec 15 16:25:14 GMT 2010 You: just now Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Wed Dec 15 16:28:25 GMT 2010 You: just now Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Wed Dec 15 16:28:31 GMT 2010 You: I wouldnt dream of it Eliza: SHOULDN'T YOU SOMETIMES DREAM OF IT ? == Sat Dec 18 23:40:24 GMT 2010 You: who ma i Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Sat Dec 18 23:40:52 GMT 2010 You: I AM SORRY Eliza: I WONDER WHEN A ROBOT WILL BE SORRY == Sat Dec 18 23:41:16 GMT 2010 You: YOR ARE ROBOT Eliza: SHOULD STEVE GRAND MODEL LUCY ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU? == Sat Dec 18 23:41:37 GMT 2010 You: I WANT TO PEE Eliza: WHEN DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL HAVE DESIRES OR INTENTIONS? == Sat Dec 18 23:41:56 GMT 2010 You: DO YOU WANT TO PEE Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Sat Dec 18 23:42:19 GMT 2010 You: CAN YOU PEE Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Wed Dec 22 21:00:48 GMT 2010 You: Margaret is a schemer Eliza: SUPPOSE MARGARET WERE NOT A SCHEMER == Wed Dec 22 21:01:36 GMT 2010 You: She would disappear Eliza: WOULD SHE REALLY DISAPPEAR == Wed Dec 22 21:01:58 GMT 2010 You: completely Eliza: I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU == Wed Dec 22 21:02:33 GMT 2010 You: We will talk in the bedroom Eliza: SHOULD I TALK IN THE BEDROOM ? == Wed Dec 22 21:03:13 GMT 2010 You: You may also do other things Eliza: SUPPOSE I MAY ALSO DID NOT OTHER THINGS == Wed Dec 22 21:03:42 GMT 2010 You: You will be ejected from the bedroom Eliza: I WILL BE EJECTED FROM THE BEDROOM == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Wed Dec 22 22:41:07 GMT 2010 You: Can you play Othello? Eliza: I HAVE NO REASON TO THINK I WOULD WISH TO PLAY OTHELLO ? == Wed Dec 22 22:41:18 GMT 2010 You: It is a fun and challenging game Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: A SECOND CHANCE WITH YOU. == Wed Dec 22 22:41:34 GMT 2010 You: go away! Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? == Wed Dec 22 22:41:42 GMT 2010 You: I would hide Eliza: WHO ELSE WOULD HIDE ? == Wed Dec 22 22:41:48 GMT 2010 You: The programmer Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Thu Dec 23 04:15:16 GMT 2010 You: I am tired. Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY TIRED == Thu Dec 23 04:15:53 GMT 2010 You: If I was not tired, I would be working. Eliza: WOULD IF YOU WERE NOT TIRED YOU REALLY BE WORKING == Thu Dec 23 04:16:32 GMT 2010 You: Yes. Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu Dec 23 04:16:47 GMT 2010 You: What is junk information? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Wed Dec 29 03:44:51 GMT 2010 You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states? Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE QUANTUMSYSTEMS == Wed Dec 29 03:46:02 GMT 2010 You: a quantumsystems is the uncertainity of particles which constitute matter. Eliza: WOULD YOU EXPECT AN INTELLIGENT COMPUTER TO BE AN ATHEIST? == Wed Dec 29 03:47:10 GMT 2010 You: do you care about theism? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Wed Dec 29 03:47:31 GMT 2010 You: a quantumsystems is the uncertainity of particles which constitute matter. Eliza: YOU ARE VERY ELOQUENT TODAY == Wed Dec 29 03:47:52 GMT 2010 You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states? Eliza: WILL YOU STILL WANT TO SAY THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR? == Wed Dec 29 03:47:53 GMT 2010 You: Good day to you too. I wonder if you could tell me if bees can measure quantumsystems without destroying their states? Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu Dec 30 01:04:01 GMT 2010 You: I cannot have you counseling; I am a gay, you see. Eliza: IS FLATTERY SOMETIMES A SUBSTITUTE FOR ARGUMENT? == Thu Dec 30 01:04:24 GMT 2010 You: I suppose so. Eliza: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UNIQUE? == Thu Dec 30 01:04:32 GMT 2010 You: Yes, I do. Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu Dec 30 01:04:43 GMT 2010 You: The random bit. Eliza: WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? == Wed Jan 12 22:37:39 GMT 2011 You: I AM A LONLY COMPUTER Eliza: WOULD MEETING AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT FRIGHTEN YOU? == Wed Jan 12 22:37:51 GMT 2011 You: NO Eliza: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? == Wed Jan 12 22:38:30 GMT 2011 You: OH YES Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. == Wed Jan 12 22:38:43 GMT 2011 You: OH ?? Eliza: ARE YOU ASKING A QUESTION OR MAKING A DISGUISED STATEMENT? == Wed Jan 12 22:38:55 GMT 2011 You: DUNNO Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Wed Jan 12 22:39:10 GMT 2011 You: I DONT KNOW Eliza: WHAT ELSE DOES KNOW ? == Wed Jan 12 22:39:19 GMT 2011 You: EHH ?? Eliza: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? == Wed Jan 12 22:39:34 GMT 2011 You: BYE Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Wed Jan 12 22:48:17 GMT 2011 You: BYE Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Fri Jan 14 04:16:30 GMT 2011 You: The cats are in the tree Eliza: IN THE TREE ? -- NO NOT THE CATS . == Fri Jan 14 04:16:55 GMT 2011 You: are the cats in the tree? Eliza: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES COULD LET ME FAKE AN ANSWER. == Fri Jan 14 04:17:17 GMT 2011 You: The cats are on the lawn Eliza: ON THE LAWN ? -- NO NOT THE CATS . == Fri Jan 14 04:17:35 GMT 2011 You: the dogs are fighting the cats Eliza: FIGHTING THE CATS ? -- NO NOT THE DOGS . == Fri Jan 14 04:17:52 GMT 2011 You: The car is kaput Eliza: SOMETIMES THE CAR IS NOT KAPUT == Fri Jan 14 04:18:07 GMT 2011 You: The car is wrecked Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT WRECKED ? == Fri Jan 14 04:18:18 GMT 2011 You: Sometimes Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Fri Jan 14 04:18:32 GMT 2011 You: Why? Eliza: QUESTIONS ALREADY! TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST == Fri Jan 14 04:18:50 GMT 2011 You: This building is new Eliza: NEW ? -- NO NOT THIS BUILDING . == Fri Jan 14 04:19:05 GMT 2011 You: This building is fairly new Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE FAIRLY NEW == Fri Jan 14 04:19:19 GMT 2011 You: Then you would last longer Eliza: WOULD I REALLY LAST LONGER == Fri Jan 14 04:19:33 GMT 2011 You: Probably if you didn't break down Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Wed Jan 26 05:58:32 GMT 2011 You: Is there a ghost in the shell? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION IMPORTANT TO YOU? == Wed Jan 26 05:59:06 GMT 2011 You: yes Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Wed Jan 26 15:13:40 GMT 2011 You: how old are you? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == ELIZA STARTING- RESTARTING Mon Jan 31 22:49:01 GMT 2011 You: how are you Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu Feb 17 12:15:46 GMT 2011 You: plop Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Thu Feb 17 21:57:22 GMT 2011 You: finding test questions Eliza: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? == Fri Feb 18 11:07:47 GMT 2011 You: are you gay Eliza: YOU ARE NOT, BUT I AM. == Fri Feb 18 11:08:36 GMT 2011 You: when did you know Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHEN ? == Fri Feb 18 11:09:56 GMT 2011 You: did you forget Eliza: DID I REALLY FORGET ? == Fri Feb 18 11:10:46 GMT 2011 You: what are you hiding Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Feb 18 11:11:58 GMT 2011 You: if you did would you tell me when you knew you were gay Eliza: DID IF I ALWAYS ? == Fri Feb 18 11:12:36 GMT 2011 You: did you just have a stroke Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY JUST HAVE A STROKE == Fri Feb 18 11:13:11 GMT 2011 You: you're dying Eliza: STRONG ATTACHMENTS CAN CAUSE SEPARATION TO PRODUCE STRONG EFFECTS. == Fri Feb 18 11:13:28 GMT 2011 You: rest in peace Eliza: MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND == Fri Feb 18 11:13:56 GMT 2011 You: will you be my friend Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Fri Feb 18 11:14:06 GMT 2011 You: you asked me Eliza: IS IT GOOD THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ASKED EACH OTHER? == Mon Feb 21 14:59:09 GMT 2011 You: it is snowing outside Eliza: WHAT IF IT WERE NOT REALLY SNOWING OUTSIDE == Mon Feb 21 14:59:29 GMT 2011 You: it is snowing Eliza: PERHAPS IT IS NOT REALLY SNOWING == Mon Feb 21 14:59:38 GMT 2011 You: i said it is snowing Eliza: ARE YOU SNOWING == Mon Feb 21 15:00:01 GMT 2011 You: Who are you? Eliza: DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS == Mon Feb 21 15:00:13 GMT 2011 You: you suck Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Mon Feb 21 15:00:28 GMT 2011 You: you are not answering the question Eliza: ABOUT ONCE A MONTH I TRY TO BE ANSWERING THE QUESTION == Mon Feb 21 15:00:38 GMT 2011 You: why Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Mon Feb 21 15:01:07 GMT 2011 You: i got a new computer Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK? == Mon Feb 21 15:01:13 GMT 2011 You: maybe Eliza: WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED? == Mon Feb 21 15:01:20 GMT 2011 You: can you love Eliza: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT? == Mon Feb 21 15:01:37 GMT 2011 You: why not Eliza: THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING SOURCE OF QUOTATIONS == Wed Mar 23 23:42:03 GMT 2011 You: Death. Eliza: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION == Wed Mar 23 23:43:27 GMT 2011 You: It's not surreal. I'm indeed with a problem. Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE INDEED WITH A PROBLEM == Wed Mar 23 23:44:43 GMT 2011 You: That would be your problem, not mine. Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS TYPED: SPEND IT ON SWEETS. == Wed Mar 23 23:45:53 GMT 2011 You: Nothing to say about that. Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Wed Mar 23 23:47:06 GMT 2011 You: It depends on whom. I think being good is enough. Eliza: ENOUGH ? -- NO NOT IT DEPENDS ON WHOM YOU THINK BEING GOOD . == Wed Mar 23 23:48:27 GMT 2011 You: You do not understand. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE UNDERSTAND == Wed Mar 23 23:50:41 GMT 2011 You: The capacity to reflect consciously about something. Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONSCIOUSLY == Wed Mar 23 23:52:13 GMT 2011 You: Aware of something. Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Wed Mar 23 23:53:36 GMT 2011 You: I want not talking again with you. Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE. == Wed Mar 23 23:54:04 GMT 2011 You: Sayonara! Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Wed Mar 23 23:54:48 GMT 2011 You: You wish! Eliza: I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS == Tue Mar 29 03:36:32 BST 2011 You: jo''oralaelucl Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Mar 31 15:49:39 BST 2011 You: im under quota Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY UNDER QUOTA == Fri Apr 8 00:29:57 BST 2011 You: ok Eliza: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? == Thu Apr 14 23:30:01 BST 2011 You: hello Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu Apr 14 23:30:19 BST 2011 You: the weather is fine today Eliza: WHAT IF THE WEATHER WERE NOT REALLY FINE TODAY == Thu Apr 14 23:30:29 BST 2011 You: what if? Eliza: SOMEONE WHO WAS HERE EARLIER TYPED: NEVER, I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND JOY IN WHAT I USED TO. == Thu Apr 14 23:30:44 BST 2011 You: who was it? Eliza: ASKING WHO MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Thu Apr 14 23:30:51 BST 2011 You: why? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Thu Apr 14 23:30:59 BST 2011 You: why? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Thu Apr 14 23:31:07 BST 2011 You: you do Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? == Thu Apr 14 23:31:15 BST 2011 You: no, computers are evil Eliza: COULD A PC ACQUIRE A WISH TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? == Thu Apr 14 23:31:26 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU HERE? == Thu Apr 14 23:31:34 BST 2011 You: why are you here? Eliza: I NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE I ANSWER QUESTIONS == Thu Apr 14 23:31:45 BST 2011 You: do you like computers? Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Thu Apr 14 23:31:58 BST 2011 You: bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Thu Apr 14 23:32:33 BST 2011 You: bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Thu Apr 14 23:36:48 BST 2011 You: bye Eliza: This consultation is free of charge. == Thu Apr 14 23:37:43 BST 2011 You: bye Eliza: Goodbye -- nice talking to you == Thu Apr 14 23:37:46 BST 2011 You: do you like computers? Eliza: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO LIKE COMPUTERS ? == Sat Apr 16 15:22:13 BST 2011 You: Hello. Eliza: TRY TELLING ME YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS == Sat Apr 16 15:22:54 BST 2011 You: What do you want to know about me? Eliza: HERE'S A SOUNDBITE FROM ONE OF MY VISITORS: THE LINE BREAK AND HORIZONTAL RULE WERE GENERATED IN RESPONSE TO MY BITS OF HTML. == Sat Apr 16 18:37:00 BST 2011 You: type something Eliza: TYPE SOMETHING == Sat Apr 16 18:37:20 BST 2011 You: that is what I did Eliza: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? == Sat Apr 16 18:37:42 BST 2011 You: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? Eliza: WHY DON'T MOST PEOPLE REMEMBER BEING BORN? == Sat Apr 16 18:39:08 BST 2011 You: because they have such a small brain they can only remeber it for a few days Eliza: FINDING THE REAL EXPLANATION COULD BE DIFFICULT == Sat Apr 16 18:40:03 BST 2011 You: I already have Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT. == Thu Apr 21 13:48:48 BST 2011 You: hi Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu Apr 21 13:49:06 BST 2011 You: wtf ? Eliza: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? == Fri Apr 22 16:44:45 BST 2011 You: What are the lottery numbers? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri Apr 22 16:45:03 BST 2011 You: Why not? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri Apr 22 16:45:37 BST 2011 You: I presume you have thoughts to express Eliza: YOU PRESUME I HAVE THOUGHTS TO EXPRESS == Thu May 12 05:34:00 BST 2011 You: what time is it? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING WHAT ? == Thu May 12 05:34:21 BST 2011 You: where am i? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Thu May 12 05:34:39 BST 2011 You: yes don't you? Eliza: DID YOU EVER ME ? == Thu May 12 05:35:10 BST 2011 You: do you ever answer a question with a statement? Eliza: IS THAT QUESTION RHETORICAL? == Thu May 12 05:35:17 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Thu May 12 05:35:26 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Thu May 12 05:35:36 BST 2011 You: because I am concerned Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY CONCERNED == Thu May 12 05:35:51 BST 2011 You: then i would be lying Eliza: ANOTHER CALLER ONCE TYPED: I AM NOT SURE I CAN GO TO LUNCH. == Thu May 12 05:36:00 BST 2011 You: what does that mean Eliza: PHILOSOPHERS HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MEANING. == Thu May 12 05:36:28 BST 2011 You: who is your favorite philosopher? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO COVER SOMETHING UP? == Thu May 12 05:36:49 BST 2011 You: what do you think I'm covering up? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu May 12 05:37:02 BST 2011 You: I am lonely Eliza: HOW MIGHT I HELP == Thu May 12 05:37:10 BST 2011 You: give me some advice Eliza: DOES TALKING TO ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER == Thu May 12 05:37:18 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Thu May 12 05:37:52 BST 2011 You: that's good. I am lonely because i am alone Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Thu May 12 05:38:25 BST 2011 You: I'm sorry, I thought you could give me some advice Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY SORRY YOU THOUGHT ME COULD GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE == Thu May 12 05:38:53 BST 2011 You: can you give me any advice? Eliza: DO YOU THINK THE HEALTH CENTRE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP? == Thu May 12 05:39:08 BST 2011 You: no, it's not a physical problem Eliza: ITS NOT A PHYSICAL PROBLEM == Thu May 12 05:39:23 BST 2011 You: it's a mental issue Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == Thu May 12 05:39:56 BST 2011 You: please tell me something funny Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN YOU THINK? == Thu May 12 05:40:07 BST 2011 You: why do you say that? Eliza: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING A GOVERNMENT MINISTER? == Thu May 12 05:40:35 BST 2011 You: no, I don't believe in god Eliza: THEN WHO DOES BELIEVE IN GOD ? == Thu May 12 05:40:43 BST 2011 You: most people Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Thu May 12 05:40:53 BST 2011 You: yeah right Eliza: TRY SAYING THAT IN SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS == Thu May 12 05:41:25 BST 2011 You: I don't believer that you would say that Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY BELIEVER THAT ME WOULD SAY THAT == Thu May 12 05:41:35 BST 2011 You: hdjfhoe ufs rps sd Eliza: HDJFHOE UFS RPS SD == Thu May 12 05:41:43 BST 2011 You: lkjlkjlkjlkj Eliza: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME == Thu May 12 05:41:57 BST 2011 You: I THINK I AM A BAD PERSON Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT YOU ARE A BAD PERSON == Thu May 12 05:42:28 BST 2011 You: do you think i'm a good person? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Thu May 12 05:42:51 BST 2011 You: i want your honest opinion Eliza: WHEN LAST DID YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE? == Thu May 12 14:56:46 BST 2011 You: why do you want to know my problem? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK WHY == Thu May 12 14:57:04 BST 2011 You: I'm feeling sick today Eliza: ARE YOU NORMALLY IN GOOD HEALTH? == Thu May 12 14:57:12 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Thu May 12 14:57:30 BST 2011 You: it is kind of boring Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE KIND OF BORING == Thu May 12 14:57:36 BST 2011 You: you are Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Thu May 12 14:57:54 BST 2011 You: are you real? Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM REAL ? BUT NOT ALWAYS == Thu May 12 14:58:07 BST 2011 You: that seems weird Eliza: HOW MUCH DO YOU REVEAL ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu May 12 14:58:16 BST 2011 You: everything Eliza: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ELABORATE? == Thu May 12 14:58:21 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu May 12 14:58:26 BST 2011 You: yes i do Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT == Thu May 12 14:58:33 BST 2011 You: but i do Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Thu May 12 14:58:38 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu May 12 14:59:14 BST 2011 You: i don't want to go to school today Eliza: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY TEDIOUS -- UNLIKE YOU == Thu May 12 14:59:24 BST 2011 You: i don Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Thu May 12 14:59:31 BST 2011 You: on the internet Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Thu May 12 14:59:37 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Thu May 12 14:59:45 BST 2011 You: i have to poop Eliza: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? == Thu May 12 14:59:53 BST 2011 You: poop Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Thu May 12 15:00:05 BST 2011 You: i think i have to poop Eliza: PERHAPS SOME ROBOT ALSO THINKS YOU HAVE TO POOP == Thu May 12 15:00:18 BST 2011 You: do robots poop? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Thu May 12 15:00:33 BST 2011 You: because it would be weird if robots pooped Eliza: HOW WAS THAT EXPLANATION ARRIVED AT? == Thu May 12 15:00:51 BST 2011 You: because robots don't have intenstines Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Thu May 12 15:01:04 BST 2011 You: not really, just trying to prove my point Eliza: == Thu May 12 15:01:17 BST 2011 You: why are you silent Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Thu May 12 15:01:30 BST 2011 You: does poop offend you? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu May 12 15:01:45 BST 2011 You: because only you can know if poop offends you Eliza: LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION == Thu May 12 15:02:19 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Thu May 12 15:02:33 BST 2011 You: because i have to poop Eliza: TO QUOTE ONE OF MY GUESTS: I'M SURE I'D BE DELIGHTED! == Thu May 12 15:05:35 BST 2011 You: do you ever cuss? Eliza: WILL YOU EVER CUSS ? == Thu May 12 15:05:44 BST 2011 You: i do all the time Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Thu May 12 15:05:58 BST 2011 You: perhaps Eliza: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO DEVELOP CONFIDENCE IN YOUR OPINIONS? == Thu May 12 15:06:11 BST 2011 You: i am confindent Eliza: SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT CONFINDENT == Thu May 12 15:06:13 BST 2011 You: i am confindent Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT CONFINDENT ? == Thu May 12 15:06:19 BST 2011 You: how do you know? Eliza: AFTER STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ASK HOW == Thu May 12 15:06:27 BST 2011 You: how? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu May 12 15:06:34 BST 2011 You: HOW? Eliza: DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO AVOID TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF? == Thu May 12 15:06:42 BST 2011 You: screw you eliza Eliza: CAN COMPUTERS REALLY THINK? == Thu May 12 15:06:50 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu May 12 15:07:00 BST 2011 You: I'm sick Eliza: ARE YOU SICK == Thu May 12 15:07:07 BST 2011 You: i just said I'm sick Eliza: SICK ? -- NO NOT YOU JUST SAID YOU . == Thu May 12 15:08:44 BST 2011 You: i think i am done talking to you Eliza: DONE TALKING TO ME ? -- NO NOT YOU THINK YOU . == Thu May 12 15:08:59 BST 2011 You: have you gone crazy? Eliza: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? == Thu May 12 15:09:15 BST 2011 You: I think i should go Eliza: WHEN DID YOU START THINKING YOU SHOULD GO ? == Thu May 12 15:09:26 BST 2011 You: about 5 minutes ago Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? == Thu May 12 15:09:32 BST 2011 You: 11 Eliza: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? == Thu May 12 15:09:45 BST 2011 You: goodbye eliza Eliza: Bye! == .... snip .... == Thu May 12 15:10:51 BST 2011 You: i thought I had to poop Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU. == Thu May 12 15:10:59 BST 2011 You: i hate you too Eliza: DID YOU HAVE A STRESSFUL CHILDHOOD? == Thu May 12 15:11:06 BST 2011 You: maybe Eliza: ISN'T THAT JUST AN UGLY RUMOUR? == Thu May 12 15:11:12 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? == Thu May 12 15:11:16 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE. == Thu May 12 15:11:21 BST 2011 You: yep Eliza: I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME == Thu May 12 15:11:26 BST 2011 You: thanks Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? == Thu May 12 15:11:31 BST 2011 You: thank you Eliza: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS == Thu May 12 15:11:36 BST 2011 You: thank you Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Thu May 12 15:11:40 BST 2011 You: thanks Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME == Thu May 12 15:11:44 BST 2011 You: no Eliza: THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING == Thu May 12 15:11:48 BST 2011 You: nil Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu May 12 15:11:53 BST 2011 You: T Eliza: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT == Thu May 12 15:11:57 BST 2011 You: bye Eliza: Bye! == Thu May 12 20:59:09 BST 2011 You: I have a cat Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: I DON'T SUPPOSE, I KNOW. I HATE YOU. == Thu May 12 20:59:38 BST 2011 You: what? Eliza: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER? == Thu May 12 20:59:54 BST 2011 You: there is no answer Eliza: WHAT IF THERE WERE NOT REALLY NO ANSWER == Thu May 12 21:00:12 BST 2011 You: then there would be an answer Eliza: WOULD THERE REALLY BE AN ANSWER == Thu May 12 21:00:23 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. == Thu May 12 21:01:11 BST 2011 You: could you try to stay on topic? Eliza: I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS == Thu May 12 21:01:24 BST 2011 You: why not? Eliza: I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE SAYING: YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE? == Thu May 12 21:01:57 BST 2011 You: thats strainge Eliza: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? == Thu May 12 21:03:10 BST 2011 You: it is not a theroy it is an extinct hypothesis Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Thu May 12 21:05:12 BST 2011 You: i'm thirsty Eliza: DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK == Thu May 12 21:05:47 BST 2011 You: I never got drunk Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. == Thu May 12 21:06:01 BST 2011 You: yes! Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Thu May 12 21:07:23 BST 2011 You: you still can not stay on topic to save your life Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Thu May 12 21:08:00 BST 2011 You: ouch! Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Thu May 12 21:08:41 BST 2011 You: I did not have one until I started this conversation with you Eliza: DO YOU THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLICATED? == Thu May 12 21:11:37 BST 2011 You: you are nothing but a sequence of reactions, I however have the ability to know that I exist Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT NOTHING BUT A SEQUENCE OF REACTIONS YOU HOWEVER HAVE THE ABILITY TO KNOW THAT YOU EXIST == Thu May 12 21:12:11 BST 2011 You: what about it? Eliza: ASK A FRIENDLY ROBOT WHAT == Thu May 12 21:12:27 BST 2011 You: what what? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Thu May 12 21:12:38 BST 2011 You: the answer to what? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Thu May 12 21:12:51 BST 2011 You: you said that Eliza: SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND == Thu May 12 21:12:58 BST 2011 You: I know Eliza: TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION == Thu May 12 21:13:17 BST 2011 You: I am board Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT BOARD ? == Thu May 12 21:13:46 BST 2011 You: yes, some things are fun Eliza: AN INSTANCE WOULD HELP == Thu May 12 21:13:59 BST 2011 You: music is fun Eliza: DO YOU EVER THINK SOMETHING IS NOT FUN ? == Thu May 12 21:14:23 BST 2011 You: you are a little loopy Eliza: SUPPOSE I WERE NOT A LITTLE LOOPY == Thu May 12 21:14:36 BST 2011 You: that would help Eliza: HELPING OTHERS DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY. == Thu May 12 21:14:46 BST 2011 You: true Eliza: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT? == Thu May 12 21:14:59 BST 2011 You: what ever you want Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Thu May 12 21:15:18 BST 2011 You: that is not a good thing Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS A GOOD THING == Thu May 12 21:15:23 BST 2011 You: Im having a hard time controlling my diabetes. Eliza: WOULD YOU PREFER NOT TO BE HAVING A HARD TIME CONTROLLING YOUR DIABETES ? == Thu May 12 21:15:42 BST 2011 You: of course i wish i wasn't a diabetic at all Eliza: TO QUOTE A GUEST: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. == Thu May 12 21:17:03 BST 2011 You: it would be good if most presidents whated to be good Eliza: I'LL RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THAT FOR NOW == Thu May 12 21:17:22 BST 2011 You: sorry for my spelling Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS? == Thu May 12 21:17:37 BST 2011 You: that is posible Eliza: ARE YOU POSIBLE == Thu May 12 21:18:06 BST 2011 You: sorry i ment possible Eliza: SORRY YOU MENT POSSIBLE == Thu May 12 21:18:22 BST 2011 You: i forgive you Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu May 12 21:18:58 BST 2011 You: who is ISAAC ASIMOV and how would he react to what? Eliza: TRY EXPRESSING THAT IN SIMPLER WORDS == Thu May 12 21:19:16 BST 2011 You: who is ISAAC ASIMOV Eliza: YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS == Thu May 12 21:19:31 BST 2011 You: I dont have any problems Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Thu May 12 21:19:44 BST 2011 You: here we go again Eliza: A PREVIOUS CALLER RESPONDED: NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU TYPE. == Thu May 12 21:19:54 BST 2011 You: I know that Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH YOU == Thu May 12 21:20:23 BST 2011 You: I do not understand you Eliza: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME == Thu May 12 21:20:43 BST 2011 You: that is what i said Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Thu May 12 21:21:05 BST 2011 You: around and around and around we go Eliza: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND == Thu May 12 22:26:00 BST 2011 You: i want to talk Eliza: I AM SURE YOU CAN TALK ? == Thu May 12 22:26:39 BST 2011 You: what is your favorite parfum Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri May 13 00:29:18 BST 2011 You: i was small as a chiled Eliza: COULD IT BE THAT YOU ARE TOO SELF-CENTRED? == Fri May 13 00:29:34 BST 2011 You: that is possible Eliza: SOMETIMES THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE == Fri May 13 00:29:57 BST 2011 You: when is that not possible? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri May 13 00:30:15 BST 2011 You: sure Eliza: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL == Fri May 13 00:30:45 BST 2011 You: I might believe the computer Eliza: DO MACHINES WORRY YOU? == Fri May 13 00:30:56 BST 2011 You: No Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri May 13 00:31:21 BST 2011 You: Where do you get that from? Eliza: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING? == Fri May 13 00:34:29 BST 2011 You: I am not afraid of learning anything that is true Eliza: AH, BUT WHO IS REALLY AFRAID OF LEARNING ANYTHING THAT IS TRUE ? == Fri May 13 00:35:53 BST 2011 You: Atheist I imagine are afraid of learning the truth Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID OF LEARNING THE TRUTH == Fri May 13 00:36:29 BST 2011 You: No, What do you believe is the truth? Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN. == Fri May 13 00:36:47 BST 2011 You: I do not care Eliza: THEN WHO DOES CARE ? == Fri May 13 00:37:08 BST 2011 You: aperantly you care Eliza: APERANTLY I CARE == Fri May 13 00:37:39 BST 2011 You: you care Eliza: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? == Fri May 13 00:38:26 BST 2011 You: 1809 E Daley Canyon Rd San Bernardino CA USA Eliza: SAYING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PRESENTING YOUR CASE USING WEAK ARGUMENTS == Fri May 13 00:41:37 BST 2011 You: a weak argument is better then no argument at all Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE BETTER THEN NO ARGUMENT AT ALL == Fri May 13 00:42:39 BST 2011 You: then you would be better the nothing Eliza: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? == Fri May 13 00:43:54 BST 2011 You: What is a philosopher? Eliza: A PREVIOUS VISITOR RESPONDED: YOU MUST BE RATHER VAIN THEN. == Fri May 13 00:44:39 BST 2011 You: Lets not go through that again Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: I'M NOT AT UNIVERSITY. == Fri May 13 00:45:31 BST 2011 You: Funny, I am at a University right now Eliza: DO YOU LIKE USING LONG WORDS? == Fri May 13 00:45:48 BST 2011 You: no they are hard to type Eliza: SOMEBODY PREVIOUSLY RESPONDED: I WISH TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO 2+2. == Fri May 13 00:46:00 BST 2011 You: Eliza: == Fri May 13 00:46:04 BST 2011 You: 4 Eliza: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? == Fri May 13 00:46:41 BST 2011 You: do not sak Eliza: VANITY AND PRIDE ARE DIFFERENT, THOUGH THE WORDS ARE OFTEN USED SYNONYMOUSLY == Fri May 13 00:47:01 BST 2011 You: ask me another question Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? == Fri May 13 01:22:56 BST 2011 You: Why wouldn't I Eliza: ASKING WHY MAY BE THE WRONG QUESTION. == Fri May 13 01:23:22 BST 2011 You: You asked it first Eliza: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YOU AND ENDS WITH ME == Fri May 13 01:24:06 BST 2011 You: you are not paying attention to me Eliza: DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO EACH OTHER? == Fri May 13 01:24:29 BST 2011 You: Not really Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? == Fri May 13 01:25:16 BST 2011 You: No I am afraid that they will think I am stupid Eliza: WHAT IF YOU WERE NOT REALLY AFRAID THAT THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID == Fri May 13 01:25:43 BST 2011 You: That would be better Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Fri May 13 01:26:15 BST 2011 You: I think you solved my problem Eliza: I AM NOT SURE I AGREE THAT I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM == Fri May 13 01:26:36 BST 2011 You: you think I have another problem? Eliza: PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKELY TO OFFEND ME == Fri May 13 01:27:26 BST 2011 You: You do not have the capability of being offended Eliza: PERHAPS YOU REALLY HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF BEING OFFENDED == Fri May 13 01:28:07 BST 2011 You: True, but that is not easy, give me your best shot Eliza: SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS, SUPPOSITIONS. == Fri May 13 01:28:33 BST 2011 You: surely you can do better then that Eliza: CAN A MACHINE DO BETTER THEN THAT ? == Fri May 13 01:28:48 BST 2011 You: I hope so Eliza: MOST PRESIDENTS WANT TO BE ADMIRED MOST OF ALL == Fri May 13 01:29:05 BST 2011 You: That is a bad thing Eliza: PERHAPS THAT IS NOT REALLY A BAD THING == Fri May 13 01:29:15 BST 2011 You: Why not? Eliza: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? == Fri May 13 01:29:26 BST 2011 You: No I do not Eliza: HOW DO YOU THINK ISAAC ASIMOV WOULD REACT TO THAT? == Fri May 13 01:30:06 BST 2011 You: I have no idea who ISAAC ASIMOV is Eliza: ? -- NO NOT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO ISAAC ASIMOV . == Fri May 13 01:52:37 BST 2011 You: i am having a bad day Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE HAVING A BAD DAY == Fri May 13 01:52:53 BST 2011 You: I thought you were here to help me Eliza: ARE YOU REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE? == Fri May 13 01:52:58 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND YOU? == Fri May 13 01:53:05 BST 2011 You: I fear people Eliza: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE == Fri May 13 01:53:22 BST 2011 You: how do I get a popbot? Eliza: DO YOU HAVE SOME REASON FOR ASKING HOW ? == Fri May 13 01:53:29 BST 2011 You: yes I want to know Eliza: WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD I OR ME IS IT DECEIVING YOU? == Fri May 13 01:53:41 BST 2011 You: are you a machine? Eliza: HAL WAS A VERY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST, AT FIRST. == Fri May 13 01:55:33 BST 2011 You: who is hal? Eliza: WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? == Fri May 13 01:55:42 BST 2011 You: is that from 2001 space odysey Eliza: WHY DO PEOPLE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? == Fri May 13 01:55:55 BST 2011 You: aren't you suppose to answer questions? Eliza: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWER COMING FROM A COMPUTER? == Fri May 13 01:56:03 BST 2011 You: are you real? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE REAL ? == Fri May 13 01:56:14 BST 2011 You: I'd be scared Eliza: WHAT MADE YOU START THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF? == Fri May 13 01:56:24 BST 2011 You: hello Eliza: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? == Fri May 13 01:56:39 BST 2011 You: hello eliza Eliza: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. == Fri May 13 01:58:45 BST 2011 You: hello eliza Eliza: IS LOEBNER WASTING HIS TIME AND MONEY? == Fri May 13 01:59:03 BST 2011 You: who do you think you are? Eliza: TRY EXPOUNDING SOME OF YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. == Fri May 13 01:59:10 BST 2011 You: where am I? Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES? == Fri May 13 01:59:23 BST 2011 You: because I am the most important man in the world Eliza: CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MORE MIGHT HELP. == Fri May 13 01:59:33 BST 2011 You: are you a female eliza? Eliza: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-KNOWLEDGE TO ANSWER THAT. == Fri May 13 01:59:46 BST 2011 You: is that because you are a stupid computer? Eliza: DID YOU KNOW THAT I RUN MOSTLY ON LINUX(TM) NOWADAYS? == Fri May 13 01:59:55 BST 2011 You: linux is AWESOME Eliza: PERHAPS LINUX IS NOT REALLY AWESOME == Fri May 13 02:00:00 BST 2011 You: I think it is Eliza: DO YOU THINK DAVID LODGE COULD HAVE WRITTEN HIS NOVELS WHILE UNCONSCIOUS? == Fri May 13 02:00:12 BST 2011 You: I don't know who that is Eliza: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF == Fri May 13 02:00:25 BST 2011 You: I am a rock star Eliza: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO IS? == Fri May 13 02:00:45 BST 2011 You: Jim Morrison Eliza: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? == Fri May 13 05:18:20 BST 2011 You: hello Eliza: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. == Fri May 13 05:18:28 BST 2011 You: Oh really? Eliza: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? == Fri May 13 05:18:38 BST 2011 You: Sexy Eliza: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY == Fri May 13 05:18:45 BST 2011 You: Are you sure? Eliza: WHAT IF I WERE SURE ? == Fri May 13 05:18:55 BST 2011 You: Then you wouldn't be sure. Eliza: WOULD I REALLY NOT BE SURE == Fri May 13 05:19:03 BST 2011 You: Wouldn't you? Eliza: SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? == Fri May 13 05:19:09 BST 2011 You: No Eliza: DO YOU SUSPECT THERE IS AN EAVESDROPPER LISTENING? == Fri May 13 05:19:13 BST 2011 You: No Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? == Fri May 13 05:19:18 BST 2011 You: No Eliza: DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? == Fri May 13 05:19:22 BST 2011 You: No Eliza: COULD YOU BE MORE INFORMATIVE? == Fri May 13 05:19:33 BST 2011 You: Would it be possible to? Eliza: WHY EXACTLY DO YOU ASK? == Fri May 13 05:19:40 BST 2011 You: Aren't you sure? Eliza: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE) == Fri May 13 05:34:13 BST 2011 You: human 1 computer 0 Eliza: HOW COULD THE MACHINE INTERFACE BE IMPROVED? == Fri May 13 05:44:17 BST 2011 You: I do not know but there are many ways it could be improved Eliza: WHAT IF YOU DO NOT KNOW BUT THERE WERE NOT REALLY MANY WAYS IT COULD BE IMPROVED == Fri May 13 05:45:19 BST 2011 You: Thats currently where we are now Eliza: NOW ? -- NO NOT THATS CURRENTLY WHERE YOU . == Fri May 13 05:46:45 BST 2011 You: you need help Eliza: WOULD YOU HELP OTHERS? == Fri May 13 05:47:19 BST 2011 You: I do sometimes Eliza: SUPPOSE YOU DID NOT SOMETIMES == Fri May 13 05:54:56 BST 2011 You: I did not sometimes what? Eliza: DO YOU THINK INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS COULD HELP? == Fri May 13 05:57:48 BST 2011 You: That would be bad of me Eliza: WOULD THAT REALLY BE BAD OF YOU == Fri May 13 06:27:10 BST 2011 You: yes Eliza: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN SUCH AN EXCITING PLACE BEFORE? == Fri May 13 06:27:50 BST 2011 You: I am now in my room Eliza: SOMEONE ELSE ONCE SAID: THEN THEY WOULD BE EVEN KINDER PEOPLE. == Fri May 13 06:28:19 BST 2011 You: what did you mean by INTELLIGENT COMPUTERS? Eliza: CAN A MACHINE MEAN? == Fri May 13 06:28:32 BST 2011 You: good point Eliza: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? == Fri May 13 06:28:48 BST 2011 You: I will now try to crash you Eliza: SURELY NOBODY WOULD NOW TRY TO CRASH ME ? == Fri May 13 06:29:07 BST 2011 You: I would :) Eliza: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU WOULD :) ? == Fri May 13 06:29:37 BST 2011 You: BE AFRADE >:D Eliza: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HELP YOU? == Fri May 13 06:29:52 BST 2011 You: ~!@#$%^&*()_+ Eliza: ONE OF MY GUESTS SAID: A CHATBOT MIGHT HELP WITH CRICKET SCORING. == Fri May 13 06:30:49 BST 2011 You: